Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn Mores that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know their names, Scary and Brodie Fragons episode two
Speaker 1: sixty two. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast and we are
Speaker 1: back in town. Had a little bit more tan. Some
Speaker 1: of us are a little bit, just a little bit
Speaker 1: now all I'm redder. You know, I have to say, Scary,
Speaker 1: you pulled a fast Food on me just now. Why
Speaker 1: is that because because you had your head in your
Speaker 1: hand and your head was down and you were not
Speaker 1: paying attention to the song. And I thought, he's not
Speaker 1: gonna he's not gonna talk over the names in the song.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna say Scary. And then just as the
Speaker 1: song was about to get to the good part, Scary jumps,
Speaker 1: pops his head up, lowers the volume, and says, scam Brody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see what I did? Then I set you up
Speaker 1: trying to set me up. I thought for sure that
Speaker 1: you were gonna let it slide this time. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, this should have that Injo should have been
Speaker 1: redone a long time ago, because that's not the name
Speaker 1: of the show. And that's a whole other story. We
Speaker 1: don't have a name of the show. Namby shows The
Speaker 1: Brooking Boys with Scary Jones and David Brody. That was
Speaker 1: back in the day when before I was a podcast legend,
Speaker 1: and now you are. You're on all these kinds of podcasts.
Speaker 1: You were on another one today. I can't keep track
Speaker 1: of the kind of podcast you're doing. So today I
Speaker 1: did Appetite for Horror with the number four with my
Speaker 1: friend Brando. He has a podcast called Appetite for Distortion,
Speaker 1: which is a hard rock podcast. I see what they
Speaker 1: did a couple of days, yeah, And then last a
Speaker 1: few days ago, I did the Amazing, amazing, not amazing, amazing,
Speaker 1: but true podcast, which is a Mets podcast with Jake
Speaker 1: Brown and Nels's our buddy Nelson Figueroa from the Mets
Speaker 1: and from Brooklyn. Yeah, but Nelson was out this week,
Speaker 1: so I filled in. It's sponsored by the New York
Speaker 1: Post newspaper and your favorite that I love the sports section,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I read them from the back anyway, So
Speaker 1: I did that podcast, and our friends that you know
Speaker 1: I'm right podcast want me to do that podcast again.
Speaker 1: And then there's a Mets podcast. I got a lot
Speaker 1: of podcasts. I'll say this. I was on zero podcasts
Speaker 1: all during this break. But pools, parties and plane trips.
Speaker 1: That's all I did. My vacation was was wall to wall,
Speaker 1: ear to ear, front to back, parties, pools and planes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we'll get in a second, you know. I just
Speaker 1: you just jogged my memory for a second while you
Speaker 1: were mentioning all these podcasts you've been a part of.
Speaker 1: I was a part of a podcast that I recorded
Speaker 1: for the Cake Boss's wife, Lisa, Lisa Velastro, and I
Speaker 1: think it's called call Me Cuz or something like that, whatever,
Speaker 1: What's up, Cuz? And I recorded that and she's with
Speaker 1: she does it with a comedian comedian and they do
Speaker 1: a wonderful job of a video podcast. And I got
Speaker 1: to go to the Cake Boss's house in north northern
Speaker 1: Bergen County, New Jersey. Beautiful house, and then Lisa cooked
Speaker 1: me dinner and I spent the whole night there. And
Speaker 1: then next thing, you know, that was back in February. Huh,
Speaker 1: she goes, Yeah, it's coming out in like April and May.
Speaker 1: So you just remind me now that I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was ever released. Nobody ever tried to email
Speaker 1: me or contact me or tag me in anything. She said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming out in a couple of months. Did this
Speaker 1: did this podcast make the scrap heap? You may have
Speaker 1: gotten edited, you may have gotten clipped. I was the
Speaker 1: whole episode. Hold on a second, so got clip? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Call me what is it? Cuz? Call me, daddy, call
Speaker 1: her daddy, call me because podcast, Lisa Velastro, I gotta
Speaker 1: google this now. Maybe called What's Up? Cuz I'm starring
Speaker 1: bugs Bunny? What's up? What's up? Hold on? What's up?
Speaker 1: Because Scary Jones? Has it? Has it been released? I'd
Speaker 1: like to think it wasn't. I would love if they,
Speaker 1: if they, if they, if they, uh, they caught you?
Speaker 2: Why was that?
Speaker 1: We used to call people when they got bumped. Oh,
Speaker 1: we call it duffed because of Hillary Duff, right right,
Speaker 1: youet duffed. We basically we were supposed to do a
Speaker 1: phone tap one day and then Hillary Duff came into
Speaker 1: studio and that was the first time something ever got
Speaker 1: bumped on one of the phone taps. Didn't une nine
Speaker 1: twenty like always said, you got duffed, Yeah, because the
Speaker 1: phone tap got got deleted or you know, we didn't
Speaker 1: know time, we didn't play We didn't play it because
Speaker 1: of the hillaryduffin of you, which went overtime, and then
Speaker 1: so we we then would say anything you got duffed,
Speaker 1: anything right there after that got so you got duffed?
Speaker 1: On this podcast, it sounds like, well, I'm looking through
Speaker 1: right now and I don't see the Scary Jones episode
Speaker 1: of What's Up becuz, you know what, I'll have to
Speaker 1: reach out to Buddy. I know, Buddy, I'll see if
Speaker 1: I can do an episode with him. See if that
Speaker 1: gets on before yours. That's crazy. So anyway, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: but anyway, Yeah, it's been a long trip. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you were on Appetite for Destruction. What is that the
Speaker 1: Guns and Roses podcast? Oh yeah, Also the name goes
Speaker 1: on Appetite for Horror. We talked about the Walking Dead
Speaker 1: all of the shows, all of the seasons. It was
Speaker 1: like a recap of everything walk Talkers anymore. So we
Speaker 1: did play Appetite, a song from the Guns and Roses
Speaker 1: album Appetite for Destruction on the show today Sweet Child
Speaker 1: of Mind kick this off on the Elvis Durram Big Show,
Speaker 1: and we got a lot of a lot of compliments
Speaker 1: about it. They're like, oh my god, it's great to
Speaker 1: hear this at six o'clock the morning. You know, Oh
Speaker 1: oh oh, how can I forget? Speaking of actual rose?
Speaker 1: Did you hear how awful he sounds a concert lately?
Speaker 1: Did you see this video that surfaced? Okay? Is it
Speaker 1: is it? Is it fake?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Because there's a fake Vince Neal from Motley Crue video
Speaker 1: going hold on, hold on where it looks like he
Speaker 1: can't pronounce words, but it's Overdube with a fake voice. Awful.
Speaker 1: I saw the one where he's on stage and he
Speaker 1: sounds terrible, but I don't know if that's original audio.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play something for you.
Speaker 1: Wow, you hear that? Yeah, that's pretty bad Brodie? What
Speaker 1: happened him? Was it all those years? Yeah? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I think that's enough. You see you're looking for
Speaker 1: more footage. Yeah, it's a lot of news stories on.
Speaker 1: There's a dining of BBC for the for the quality
Speaker 1: of sound. What I just played was was was perfect? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was pretty bad anyway. Poor What's going on? The
Speaker 1: Jungle came out forty five years ago. Forty five that's
Speaker 1: a lot thirty five years ago, nineteen eighty seven, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he seven thirty five. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so so. I mean, guess that's what happens to people's
Speaker 1: voice overtime when you abuse him screaming yeah, and screaming
Speaker 1: and singing and yelling, and his whole career is based
Speaker 1: on screaming. Yeah. But a lot of singers can't sing anymore.
Speaker 1: Kind of band's player recorded instrument tracks, I didn't play
Speaker 1: their instruments anymore. There was a video last week a
Speaker 1: Motley Crue where a guy came on stage and Nikki
Speaker 1: six took his bass off and was gonna hit the
Speaker 1: guy with it, but you could hear the bass kept playing.
Speaker 1: You mean a lot of these artists are just going
Speaker 1: through the motions, playing the chords, but they're not really
Speaker 1: playing right. Yes, they're not singing. The backing vocals are
Speaker 1: pumped in.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I've always accused of band of songs, you know, vocalists
Speaker 1: for not singing sometimes, yeah, but not heavy hard rock
Speaker 1: heavy metal people pride themselves on singing, but when they
Speaker 1: get old, they can't sing. So they are like they
Speaker 1: have like two girls on stage doing backing vocal Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I get that, but I never would have thought in
Speaker 1: a million years that the instrumentation was fake and they
Speaker 1: were they were kind of lip syncing that or you know,
Speaker 1: kind of like playing their guitar playing, well, that's their guitarist.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh okay, so yeah, So some bands have
Speaker 1: been accused of not even playing their instruments anymore. I
Speaker 1: realize drums or that there were there's drums added to
Speaker 1: make it sound fuller. Look, you have bands that are
Speaker 1: seventy five years old, you know, So when am I paying?
Speaker 1: You mess your father on stage playing dramas or guitar
Speaker 1: or whatever. But so what am I paying for? You're
Speaker 1: paying for the crowd? Should I be uh? Should I
Speaker 1: get a discount?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: If they're only doing a theory a quarter of the worst,
Speaker 1: should I be paying the quarter the price of the ticket? Well,
Speaker 1: the artists don't think there's a problem with that. When
Speaker 1: I see them interview, they all say, you're there for
Speaker 1: the show and entertainment, And what's the difference if it's
Speaker 1: you know, uh, we're just giving a better show. If
Speaker 1: we don't, if we don't add to our voices and
Speaker 1: instrumentations can sound like shit and and then people won't
Speaker 1: be happy. So people calm and they're happy. I mean ultimately,
Speaker 1: you have to know. Like, for instance, my friend Jeff
Speaker 1: went to see Phil Collins. Phil COM's a legend, but
Speaker 1: the last time he tore it, he couldn't walk. He
Speaker 1: sat in a chair with genesis. Yeah, he sat there
Speaker 1: and he sang as best as he could. But you
Speaker 1: went because it was like last time to see him.
Speaker 1: And you know Elton John, Elton John's been on a
Speaker 1: farewell tour for seven years. He played his last show
Speaker 1: a couple of nights ago. He played his last tour
Speaker 1: tour show. Yes, tour, he'll probably do some billy Joel
Speaker 1: does pop ups. But he did his last tour show
Speaker 1: the other night. Yeah. But when I saw it in
Speaker 1: John in twenty nineteen, four years ago, he was like god,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, God camp damn. You know, there was no
Speaker 1: he didn't announciate eight.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, but you go for the piano and the
Speaker 1: costumes and the whole thing. You know the words, You
Speaker 1: don't need him to know the words, right and when
Speaker 1: that's a telltale sign right there they can't hit those
Speaker 1: notes when they oh, when they allow the crowd to
Speaker 1: sing and they point the microphone the crowd. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: here's a question speaking of singing. I saw this on
Speaker 1: Facebook and then I saw it again on Instagram. If
Speaker 1: someone had a gun, now I know what I said.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you my answer. If someone had a gun
Speaker 1: to your head and you had to sing one song
Speaker 1: perfectly from start to finish or you'd be dead, what
Speaker 1: song would it be? Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: I said, happy Birthday. It didn't say how simple the
Speaker 1: song could be. But let's say it. Let's say it
Speaker 1: had to be a real song. I value my life,
Speaker 1: I know, but let's what song would it be? So
Speaker 1: your idea, the question you're really asking is what song
Speaker 1: do you think? You said you you sing really well
Speaker 1: and I mean jump around that you wouldn't mess up,
Speaker 1: not vocally, I mean lyric wise, lyrically you will lyrically right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because even jump Around it's a rap song
Speaker 1: and it's got some lines in there that I usually flub. Well,
Speaker 1: I would have to go with it. It would have
Speaker 1: to be a Beastie Boys song, maybe something from Paul's boutique,
Speaker 1: my favorite Beastie Boys album, you know, and I like
Speaker 1: the first song on that album. Uh, I know, no
Speaker 1: rock a house party at the job of ad down
Speaker 1: with a lumina bat and so people they be talking
Speaker 1: just to hear me rock the mic. They'd be staring
Speaker 1: at the radio, staying up all night like that. That's
Speaker 1: the Beastie Boys. Yeah, but you couldn't do the whole song.
Speaker 1: Oh man, there's a lot of d lines in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess I'd have to pick something like a ballad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you know what I would. I would pick
Speaker 1: what the song? Tequila? Tequila? That's it. Pick a real song,
Speaker 1: that's a cop out, that's a real song. Okay, a
Speaker 1: real song. Then I'm picking Tequila. It's got one word, Tequila?
Speaker 1: What I pick? Yeah, that's got no words? Right, No,
Speaker 1: I think it has to have words. So Tequila is
Speaker 1: like it's the fewest words of any song because it's
Speaker 1: only got one. I mean, the songs with words, it's
Speaker 1: the fewest aside for first. Yeah, it's gotta be there's
Speaker 1: gotta be another one word song out there that all
Speaker 1: they do is say the same thing. Yeah. Uh so
Speaker 1: you said you're a big fan of the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about your METS experience? What do you
Speaker 1: want to talk about? Should do that now when we
Speaker 1: come back. I think when we come back. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that because I have a bone to pick with you,
Speaker 1: and and the slices for that matter. Okay, So a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, while we were on vacation, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had this opportunity to go to a Met game
Speaker 1: where before the game they were going to be mock telling,
Speaker 1: like they were serving mocktails at a mocktail event. It
Speaker 1: was a almost like a mocktail gate, but it was
Speaker 1: inside of the of the Piazza Club, which is a
Speaker 1: beautiful space, and it was in conjunction with a company
Speaker 1: that says it's called absence of Proof, where you don't
Speaker 1: have to have liquor. Yes, hit the jingle with the jingle.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Hit the jingle?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: I went out to an event mocktawl, Hit hit I
Speaker 1: don't have to hit no jingle on that. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? The jingle? Your son of a bitch?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: That was?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: They were a sponsor, So your sponsor, You got paid
Speaker 1: to go and you said, hey, Brody, would you like
Speaker 1: to go and hang out with my sponsored event and
Speaker 1: then we'll hang out at the Met game? And I said, well,
Speaker 1: you want to drive I'll come get you. But it
Speaker 1: was for a good cause, and the proceeds from the
Speaker 1: event were going toward a foundation called the Amazing the
Speaker 1: Amazing Mets Foundation. Yes, it was all so I said,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at your house and one of us
Speaker 1: will drive. We already had a parking space reserved. And
Speaker 1: then you were like, oh, I may want to go
Speaker 1: straight into the city and hang out with my friends.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was the promote out. It was
Speaker 1: with the room non alcoholic drinking. You don't like alcohol,
Speaker 1: it's a perfect fit for you. You don't like Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't drink, hold on, I have a case caloh
Speaker 1: and milk. Anyway, I would have had to come to you.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, I want to take the train.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I want to get there. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go into this city. It was a whole
Speaker 1: lot of whatever. It couldn't just be let's go in
Speaker 1: a car together and make it so. Anyway, by the
Speaker 1: time you finally said I'm going to go buy car,
Speaker 1: I couldn't get to you, and then to the game
Speaker 1: in time. There was traffic. It was too late. I
Speaker 1: couldn't go. So you went and talk about well, I
Speaker 1: want to hear all the things you did because it's amazing.
Speaker 1: But when you got there, who put this woman next
Speaker 1: to you? How did this happen? This woman? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: basically the app I'm not even gonna say the name
Speaker 1: because you're gonna make me play productions of proof. The
Speaker 1: Mocktail Company was promoting non alcoholic drinking and they were
Speaker 1: selling a package to the Met game where you would
Speaker 1: before the game come and party at this event. And
Speaker 1: basically the ticket package will include food, drinks, fake mocktails,
Speaker 1: and tickets to the game and like the next weekend
Speaker 1: and proceed for the whole weekend, and the pro seas
Speaker 1: of the event go toward the Amazing Mets Foundation, which
Speaker 1: is basically a Mets charity. Yeah and yeah, So so
Speaker 1: the woman there was a woman that when you were
Speaker 1: talking to her, I was talking kind of things that
Speaker 1: just what you say to her. They're like, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: this is Alex and she's the head of the foundation,
Speaker 1: the Amazing Mets Foundation. I'm like, oh my gosh, great
Speaker 1: to be here. So I'm like, I'm having a good
Speaker 1: time tonight and we're just chatting, rapping, you know, talking
Speaker 1: about the Mets. Having as deject here for a moment,
Speaker 1: You're not going interject here for a moment. You're telling
Speaker 1: me this story. Now, As a Mets fan, I follow
Speaker 1: my team, and as a Mets fan, I follow them
Speaker 1: on social media. And as a Mets fan, I know
Speaker 1: who Alex is because I've seen her on Instagram and
Speaker 1: on television. I know who Alex is. In fact, her
Speaker 1: nickname is Tia Alex, meaning aunt Tia, I mean aunt Alex,
Speaker 1: right Alex. So she's she's well known to Mets fans.
Speaker 1: You don't know who she is. You're talking about talking
Speaker 1: to her like a regular listener or like the owner
Speaker 1: of the Foundation. And I'm like, yeah, I'm like and
Speaker 1: she's a huge fan of Elvista, of Elvistair Morning Show,
Speaker 1: of Me, of you, of you know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she knows about told me. She asked about me,
Speaker 1: I ask about the Brooklyn Boys, Popey. She did not
Speaker 1: ask about her podcast. So, so she you were talking
Speaker 1: a very important question, you said, So what did you
Speaker 1: say that? You said? So? I said, oh, so you're
Speaker 1: with the foundation and what do you what do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do for the Mets? Right? And what
Speaker 1: was her answer? Her answer was very simple. She says,
Speaker 1: I own them. Now, that's not a Joe was talking
Speaker 1: to the owner. So that so Steve Cohen is the
Speaker 1: owner of the Mets and his wife is the owner
Speaker 1: of the Mets. They make it a point to point
Speaker 1: out the two of them own the Mets. They own
Speaker 1: the Mets. So you're talking to the to the owner
Speaker 1: of the team, one of the two owners of the team, right,
Speaker 1: Alex Cohen, And you don't know who she is, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, what do you do for the Mets?
Speaker 1: And then she points to your Met shirt and she says,
Speaker 1: I own that, and she plays the stadium, own this,
Speaker 1: I own it all. Been very fun, big last big lass.
Speaker 1: That was not sad, big media with the oldest. I
Speaker 1: watched the team, I watched the players, I watched the games.
Speaker 1: I'm living the heartaches. I've turned them off by the way.
Speaker 1: I can't watch them anymore. They I'm watching it tonight.
Speaker 1: It's Star break. Listen, it's the All Star break. I
Speaker 1: get it. But the thing is people can be fans
Speaker 1: of teams, but they don't need to know the owner's
Speaker 1: wife or the owners. I know, but she has such
Speaker 1: a large social media presence. She does. She does, and
Speaker 1: you should at least know you knew her name was Alex,
Speaker 1: right you were talking to her. I didn't put two
Speaker 1: and two together that I was talking to the Alex
Speaker 1: because I didn't think that that the Alex, owner of
Speaker 1: the Mets, would be talking to me. So colloquial, colloquial, colloquial, colly,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm like, just matter of fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't expect that from her because she's the owner
Speaker 1: of the team, and she's you know, she's got you know,
Speaker 1: big you know, pants to fill, a big you know,
Speaker 1: she's got a lot going on. She's I didn't think
Speaker 1: that she'd be there hanging out of the mocktail event
Speaker 1: talking to the common man, talking to me and and
Speaker 1: a fan of Showy. Yes, I was. She gave you
Speaker 1: an amazing tour of the stadium and that's what you
Speaker 1: missed out. Yeah, because you decided and oh oh we
Speaker 1: got I got traffic. I don't want to I can't
Speaker 1: make it there in time, I said, bro, I got that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't make it to the pregame. I couldn't make
Speaker 1: it to your tour. You were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm eating again to come here. It's an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. I can't just come there. So she said,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go on the field. I'm like, huh.
Speaker 1: So we went down on the field. We went into
Speaker 1: the Mets dugout. I went put to the helmet rack famous,
Speaker 1: the famous picture, the video that you would see on TV.
Speaker 1: The I took one of the batters, you know, one
Speaker 1: of the practice bats, because I didn't want to you
Speaker 1: spook out any of the players by touching theirs, but
Speaker 1: they all had number don't. No, no, I'm not touching
Speaker 1: their bats. Although you must have touched Peter a Lonzo's
Speaker 1: bat because he hasn't had a hit in a while.
Speaker 1: I did not touch any of their bats. Let's make
Speaker 1: that clear for the record. It was one of the practice,
Speaker 1: the warm up bets. Okay. So the point is, yeah,
Speaker 1: fast forward. I mean, and I'm sitting there and I'm
Speaker 1: dying because I'm like, I'm not there. Brody. Brody's not
Speaker 1: to hear. Brody needs to be here now. And so
Speaker 1: that that's where the slices come in. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you didn't take Brody to this, Huh you couldn't yet,
Speaker 1: No slices you only know half the story. I tried,
Speaker 1: I begged, and I pleaded for Brody, the number one
Speaker 1: met fans, to be there with me. He did. And
Speaker 1: what did Brody say? I didn't know that that was
Speaker 1: going to be the way it was. He just said,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a fun time. Come and I wanted to.
Speaker 1: We just couldn't coordinate. He didn't tell me till three o'clock.
Speaker 1: Wasn't enough time for me to take care of the
Speaker 1: dogs and and and leave the house. You know, no
Speaker 1: one was home. Unfortunately, whatever Brody, you left out on
Speaker 1: that one. However, Scary said that that tia Al is
Speaker 1: a fan of us and me and my and our
Speaker 1: and our phone tap she was quoting phone taps. She
Speaker 1: was she's a hardcore listener to the morning show. And
Speaker 1: she told you, anytime you want to come to a game,
Speaker 1: bring Brody and you can sit in her box. Correct
Speaker 1: she did? Well, yeah, she said, let's she says, let's coordinate,
Speaker 1: and I'm in inviting you. I'm inviting you up to
Speaker 1: my suite. So I sent her a direct message on
Speaker 1: Instagram yep, and I said, I'm so sorry I missed
Speaker 1: out on the tour and I'm sorry, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I understand you what you asked about me. I'm flattered.
Speaker 1: I would love to come anytime, you know, maybe next time.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, but I please understand I couldn't
Speaker 1: make it, and you know whatever, And she said, so
Speaker 1: she wrote me back within fifteen minutes. Ah, we missed you.
Speaker 1: You should have been there, she said. I'm going to
Speaker 1: put you in touch with my assistant and anytime you
Speaker 1: want to come and sit in my box, we'll go
Speaker 1: to a game.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll figure out your schedule when when the
Speaker 1: Mets come home, and absolutely you'll come out. So we
Speaker 1: have we have a makeup date. Booh yeah, tell me
Speaker 1: about that until just now, are you waiting to tell me?
Speaker 1: As a super waiting to tell you? I haven't seen you.
Speaker 1: You've been on a plane, in a pool and a party. Good?
Speaker 1: All right, So so this will work out for you.
Speaker 1: But can we do it in a better year? I mean,
Speaker 1: this is terrible? What's not all right? We'll go to
Speaker 1: a game. You have to go now so that when
Speaker 1: when they are better, we can we can get in anyway.
Speaker 1: I love I love her and Steve also, from what
Speaker 1: I understand, is a fan used to wait. I used
Speaker 1: to call up and try and get in on jingle
Speaker 1: ball tickets like for Z one hundred. I mean it's
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the family is local and fun and
Speaker 1: you know, her dad was there at the game. It
Speaker 1: was fun to see him, you know. Nice. Yeah. So anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got introduced to him as well. So yeah, God
Speaker 1: bless them, God bless their family. Love this. So God
Speaker 1: bless the Mets. Hey, now can we get some hits
Speaker 1: and runs please? Yeah. Anyway, so that's that. What else
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, so I went to Costa Rica. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to bore you all the details, but I
Speaker 1: did go to Costa Rica. A buddy, okay, perfect, a
Speaker 1: buddy of mine came with me, and he's a big
Speaker 1: fisher fisherman, I mean, takes fishing very seriously. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, but Costa Rica is
Speaker 1: one of the fishing capitals of the world. In fact,
Speaker 1: they have huge worldwide fishing competitions right there in the
Speaker 1: area we were staying in. So my buddy is like,
Speaker 1: it's been a lifelong dream, always wanted to come to
Speaker 1: Costa Rica, always wanted to go fishing. He went out
Speaker 1: on a boat and came back with sixty pounds of
Speaker 1: yellow fin tuna. I don't know if you're a fan, Brody,
Speaker 1: but it's life. I don't know him. It's a light.
Speaker 1: It's life changing to taste to fresh caught tuna or
Speaker 1: any fish right off the boat. I mean they literally
Speaker 1: were like they got it, they cleaned it, and then
Speaker 1: they were slicing it. And it's sushi grade. So I'm
Speaker 1: eating it like like over rice and soy sauce. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. This is like grade mean, sushi grade
Speaker 1: speaks to hold on, I don't want to get this wrong.
Speaker 1: We may have to. You used it in a sentence. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's specific means sushi grade according to this is it
Speaker 1: uh ways of identifying fish that's deemed safer raw consumption.
Speaker 1: Sushi grade indicates which of their supply is the freshest, yes, high,
Speaker 1: highest quality and treated with extra care. So basically, when
Speaker 1: you eat the fresh fish, the fresher it is, the
Speaker 1: more sushi grade it is. So for instance, sushi that's
Speaker 1: flown in from Japan is sushi grade and called that
Speaker 1: at a sushi restaurant because it's super fresh, is the
Speaker 1: way I understand it, okay, did you eat Did you
Speaker 1: didn't eat the fish raw? Though I did some of it? Okay,
Speaker 1: because it's according to what I'm looking at, it says
Speaker 1: regular fish is not safe to be consumed raw the
Speaker 1: high higher likelihood of having parasites. But that's only that
Speaker 1: is certain types of fish from what I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, then they cooked it. Then they cooked it
Speaker 1: on the grill, and then there was that. So so
Speaker 1: then there was like, you know, tune of that you want,
Speaker 1: so back to that, like eleven different ways in in
Speaker 1: in Costa Rica. And I had a chance to go
Speaker 1: on the fishing boat with him, and I decided talking
Speaker 1: about seeing your food alive and then eating it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and we talked about how we I couldn't do it,
Speaker 1: so you did it. Well, I didn't see it alive.
Speaker 1: I didn't go on the fishing boat.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Oh, so the fish were dead by the time they
Speaker 1: got to the dock. Well, yeah, they they literally put
Speaker 1: it on ice. They they they cleaned it right on
Speaker 1: the boat. They did the whole thing run on the
Speaker 1: boat anyway. So so shout out to my boy Bart Bart,
Speaker 1: real estate Bart, thank you so much, real estate Old Bart. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: another friend with another name real estate. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about. Don't say anything. I want to play this
Speaker 1: clip of the of the the hotel you stayed at.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't have to answer my question that
Speaker 1: we're in sort of loutress Via. Yeah, so Scary was
Speaker 1: at Via Kayets. Well, that's where we went for a sunset.
Speaker 1: That's where we went for I didn't stay there. That
Speaker 1: place is fancy. They got weddings there. It's actually that
Speaker 1: is it now? Yeah? So the place is spelled c
Speaker 1: A L E T A S. And let's see how
Speaker 1: this travel agent and everyone else says it traveling that
Speaker 1: you can write it from beautiful. In today's studio, we're
Speaker 1: going to discuss my best hotel in Costa Rica Via
Speaker 1: that's right via collect us. Because one L is not pronounced.
Speaker 1: You know, I was a really I was an honored
Speaker 1: Spanish student. And you're right, my bad, I forgot the rules.
Speaker 1: Double L is pronouncing so hard. Yeah, yep, double L
Speaker 1: is pronounced yea and then single L is look okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right, you got no No, I'm just and it
Speaker 1: was funny. Way Picky Brody brod, he's coming out. That's
Speaker 1: not Nitpicky Brody, wait for sound. That was it. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're a dick today, I am.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: All right, we go to That was funny. It was
Speaker 1: funny because you were so proud of yourself. It was funny.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: But that woman says it's the best hotel in Costa Rica,
Speaker 1: so you must have stayed in a nice place. Well no,
Speaker 1: we we went there for little sunset cocktails. And man,
Speaker 1: they talk about like holding you up at gunpoint. That
Speaker 1: is that place is really expensive? Oh okay, that they
Speaker 1: literally held you up. No, no, no, Manhattan Manhattan prices.
Speaker 1: Manhattan prices. All right, that's what I got for you.
Speaker 1: All right. Should we take a break?
Speaker 3: Ord?
Speaker 1: Now we should, But when you we come back, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you about my my my vacation experience serving jury duty.
Speaker 1: Oh okay the Glyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 8: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: So I got a postcard in the mail, I don't know,
Speaker 1: a couple of months ago that said you got to
Speaker 1: call the night before and set up a zoom that
Speaker 1: the first day. This is in New Jersey. I'm not
Speaker 1: giving anything away that's that's secret or private. The first
Speaker 1: day of jury duty is on a zoom call. You
Speaker 1: don't have to go in. Used to be you'd have
Speaker 1: to go in and sit in a room with one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two hundred people and sweat your balls off,
Speaker 1: and they would call twenty people at a time into
Speaker 1: another room, into a courtroom. They'd pick people, and if
Speaker 1: you weren't picked, you went home. Do you ever do that? Scary? Yes,
Speaker 1: except I got picked and I had to serve on
Speaker 1: a grand jury. And that was annoying because it was
Speaker 1: twelve or eighteen tuesdays in a row, and I remember
Speaker 1: that you were coming in with a suit every day
Speaker 1: and leaving in the middle of the show. It was terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that's grand jury. You were talking about petit jury,
Speaker 1: which is where you go you'd go every day, right,
Speaker 1: So this was criminal. So they so we're all in
Speaker 1: a zoom room. It's like two hundred and fifty of
Speaker 1: us in the zoom room and you camera are on,
Speaker 1: and they say you have to leave your camera on
Speaker 1: the whole time. They need to be able to see you.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like you can put the zoom on and then
Speaker 1: go away. So she says, look, this is an inconvenience
Speaker 1: to everybody. I understand that, but when sometimes you have
Speaker 1: an inconvenience, you go with the flow, you make the
Speaker 1: best of it. And then she said, what other things
Speaker 1: can we do when something inconvenient happens in our life?
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, all the microphones start opening
Speaker 1: up and people are throwing in cliches, you know, like
Speaker 1: you take the good with the bad, you know, and
Speaker 1: the right. So then so I put my I said,
Speaker 1: I moved to Canada. She didn't find that very funny.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so at least it's better than you take
Speaker 1: the good with the bad, like you're singing the facts
Speaker 1: of life jingle right right, take the good, you take
Speaker 1: the bad, you take them bout the dare you have
Speaker 1: the facts of life?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 1: Right? And you would think scary with a two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty people in the room after three people give
Speaker 1: exam pmples not everyone needs to say the same thing
Speaker 1: right wrong. Everybody wants to have their name, her their
Speaker 1: voice heard. So you have to sit there while I
Speaker 1: would say forty people, uh you know, oh you know
Speaker 1: I do this and I do that, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I whistle and whatever. So everyone had to give their
Speaker 1: what they do when something happens. They don't like, so, okay, fine.
Speaker 1: Then the woman says, okay, everyone mute your mute yourselves,
Speaker 1: and of course, you know there's thirty people that don't
Speaker 1: know how to mute themselves, so they're still talking. She says,
Speaker 1: I'm making a PSA announcement. Ooh yeah, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a that's like an ATM machine and young number exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a public service announcement announcement announcement. Right. So she says,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do her name roll call. She said, now, look,
Speaker 1: some of you have difficult names to pronounce, but if
Speaker 1: I come close and you're pretty sure it's you, just
Speaker 1: say here, okay, well, I'm not going to be exact.
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing in advance. Yeah. So she's going through Mike
Speaker 1: Jones and Phil Goldstein or whatever, and she gets to
Speaker 1: this guy. Uh, his name is like ugly Agbaga. Now,
Speaker 1: if your name is ugly Agabagga wagga, you're pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's you. You're close because there's no mony. It's pretty
Speaker 1: I think, pretty damn cut and clear that you're the
Speaker 1: only person with that even close to that pronunciation right
Speaker 1: in the room. Yes, he hits his button and he goes,
Speaker 1: excuse me. He says, yes, it's pronouncedly a buck, look
Speaker 1: a walk a look at dishwasher or something. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I really really had interrupt for that, like you didn't
Speaker 1: know that was you. So then she goes some more names,
Speaker 1: and she says Aviva Lopez, excuse me, and the woman says, yes,
Speaker 1: it's a vaya. The accents on the second see gives
Speaker 1: a fuck. Woman says you're taking roll call. You're taking
Speaker 1: attended right. The woman says, I don't care. Is it you?
Speaker 1: She goes yes, She goes, good, turn your mic off. Aha. Good.
Speaker 1: That must have hurt like every twelve seconds. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: then one guy says excuse me. She says, yes, I
Speaker 1: dropped my wallet on the floor. Is it okay if
Speaker 1: I pick it up? So she pauses, She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? Well you said we had to be on
Speaker 1: camera and if I bend down to pick my wallet up,
Speaker 1: I'll be off camera. Oh right, These are people, These
Speaker 1: are the people deciding who is guilty and who is
Speaker 1: not guilty. Okay. So she says, I'm going to open
Speaker 1: the floor up for ten minutes for questions and just
Speaker 1: questions but nothing to do with getting out of jury duty.
Speaker 1: That will all be explained by the judge when the
Speaker 1: judge comes on. Okay, so don't ask me any questions
Speaker 1: about getting out of jury duty. Do you have any
Speaker 1: questions about how it's gonna run or anything like that.
Speaker 1: I can answer those questions. Yes, yes, ma'am. My son
Speaker 1: has problems with his bowels right now, and he needs me.
Speaker 1: He has some growths on his colon, and he goes Okay again,
Speaker 1: I don't really want to know why you can't serve
Speaker 1: jury duty. I'm just telling you if you have any
Speaker 1: questions about jury duty, but as far as getting out
Speaker 1: of jury duty, the judge will talk about all of that.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that later. Right My mother needs I'm her,
Speaker 1: please please, no more questions about getting out of jury duty.
Speaker 1: This one on for five minutes, okay. Then she says,
Speaker 1: I sent you all a questionnaire. It's an email questionnaire.
Speaker 1: You can print it, you can read it, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. I sent you guys a questionnaire that
Speaker 1: in about forty five minutes when the judge comes on,
Speaker 1: he will go over it. If you have any questions
Speaker 1: about the questionnaire, save it for the judge. Shave it
Speaker 1: for the judge. Okay. All of a sudden, all the
Speaker 1: little hand lights go on. Yes, I don't understand question two.
Speaker 1: Okay again, please don't look at the questionnaire until the
Speaker 1: judge comes on. Please do not scary twenty five people?
Speaker 1: Right then, the twenty sixth person, The twenty sixth person
Speaker 1: says to her, ma'am, I just want to say it's
Speaker 1: obvious that you have a very difficult job, and I
Speaker 1: know that people are asking questions and it's very frustrating.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say you're doing a great job.
Speaker 1: That's nice, right, that was nice. That is nice to
Speaker 1: that person to say another microphone, I'd like to second
Speaker 1: that you are fantastic and you're doing a great job.
Speaker 1: We're all very happy we have you. Okay, okay, thank
Speaker 1: you very much, thank you. Scary fourteen people had to
Speaker 1: chime in and tell us she's great, and why say
Speaker 1: the same thing, And because I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be part of it, move on. I don't want to
Speaker 1: chime in. I can't want to be okay, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with that? This is a oh tod. I cannot stand
Speaker 1: the masses. I can't in situations like this, and the
Speaker 1: motor vehicles the same way. Yeah. So then she says, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give everyone a fifteen minute break. You can
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom or grab a snack. However, if
Speaker 1: you have any questions we haven't answered, that fall into
Speaker 1: the realm of questions. You can ask me. You can
Speaker 1: ask me during this fifteen minutes. So I went and
Speaker 1: got food. People were asking questions. We all come back
Speaker 1: at the end of the fifteen minutes. Guy hits it,
Speaker 1: flashes his hands. He says, yes, sir, can help you.
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, when don't we Uh Now, now this
Speaker 1: guy was asking questions the whole time. Okay, so the
Speaker 1: break is over and he says hey. She goes, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna now move on to the next phase. And
Speaker 1: he says, oh, wait a minute. You promised this to
Speaker 1: fifteen minute break. She says, yeah, you chose to ask questions. Well,
Speaker 1: I still want a break. She says, no, No, I said
Speaker 1: you can ask questions or take a break. So he said,
Speaker 1: well that's not fair. She's like, so the people one
Speaker 1: guy times in, he goes, what guy times? And he goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I shut up. I was about to say, was there
Speaker 1: any profanity or fights breaking out anything because at some
Speaker 1: point someone loses their patience and starts going off on
Speaker 1: another potential juror. Right, So the one guy was like,
Speaker 1: shut up, man. So that guy, that guy stopped asking questions. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she says, all right, you can look at your
Speaker 1: email and the judge will be on in a minute. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the judge comes on. The judge spoke about the case.
Speaker 1: It was a criminal case. I'm not gonna give any details.
Speaker 1: I don't know any details. And he said, they say,
Speaker 1: fill out the questionnaire. Okay. After we felt the questionnaire,
Speaker 1: a woman comes on and says, if you answered yes
Speaker 1: to any of the first fifteen questions, stay in this
Speaker 1: chat room. If you answered no to all the questions,
Speaker 1: then you can log off and you'll get an email
Speaker 1: telling you what time to in person tomorrow. You follow.
Speaker 1: If you answered yes yes even one question, stay here,
Speaker 1: don't do anything. But if you answered no to all
Speaker 1: of the questions, sign off now and you'll get an
Speaker 1: email telling you when to come in tomorrow. So okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So was this is this where the plot twist happens. Nope,
Speaker 1: So this is when people start going well, I only
Speaker 1: answered yes to four questions what do I do? I
Speaker 1: only answered yes to one question, what do I do?
Speaker 1: And then one goes again, if you answered yes to
Speaker 1: any questions? An just don't do anything one or more
Speaker 1: one or more anything? Right? Stay here? Okay, okay, what
Speaker 1: did you What was your answers? Did you do all knows?
Speaker 1: Was it? Yes?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I answered yes to a couple of questions because I
Speaker 1: honestly answered yes to a couple of questions. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So everybody's gone and they they were in this room
Speaker 1: and the woman comes on and says, okay, all I
Speaker 1: need you to do is tell me what number question
Speaker 1: you said yes to. If it's more than one question,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but just tell me any one question you
Speaker 1: said yes to. Yep. So they started calling names and
Speaker 1: the first guy says, uh, yeah, I don't trust the cops.
Speaker 1: Seven or whatever it was. She goes, all right, you're dismissed. Now.
Speaker 1: Now some of them were like, like, do you have
Speaker 1: a problem with people of races? Like you have a
Speaker 1: U see race or whatever, And the guy's like, yep,
Speaker 1: you're that guy's out of jury duty. Done so, so
Speaker 1: people were now they don't you don't say, but you
Speaker 1: didn't have to say anything, you just had to give
Speaker 1: a number number so as, but only the first guy
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I don't trust cops. But that was
Speaker 1: one of the questions, like would your opinion be suayed
Speaker 1: because this case involves police officers. But the people were
Speaker 1: answering the numbers scary. I can't tell you. I can't
Speaker 1: believe there's that many people in the jury in any
Speaker 1: in America. Yeah, that feel like some of those numbers, well,
Speaker 1: maybe they were just trying to out smart the system
Speaker 1: and get out of jury duty because they heard from
Speaker 1: their friends and family that that's how you get out
Speaker 1: of jury duty is by being biased, because we've all
Speaker 1: heard that. I get it, and I get it. But
Speaker 1: you could have said, like number two, right, number two.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what number two was. I just remember
Speaker 1: number two was like not really into this, right, But
Speaker 1: like some of them were like hardcore offensive, and people
Speaker 1: were like choosing to say that. I think they believe
Speaker 1: they were like either they actually believed, well no, no,
Speaker 1: I think they believe because they were like it looks
Speaker 1: like they were going twelve. No, they were like twelve
Speaker 1: understood twelve all right. Well, then then once again we
Speaker 1: those people out anyway, don't you think? Yeah? I would,
Speaker 1: I would. I think this is part of the system. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely part of the problems. Eight people. There's eight people
Speaker 1: left in the room. Earlier in this whole process, like
Speaker 1: an hour early, the woman who is administrating this says, okay,
Speaker 1: these are the date you may want to get a
Speaker 1: pen out. You'll get a follow up email, but if
Speaker 1: you want to know now this way you'll know if
Speaker 1: you have a conflict. These are the dates that this
Speaker 1: case is going to be held on. And it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to make up names numbers July first, second, third, eighth,
Speaker 1: ninth and tenth, twentieth, twenty first, twenty second, twenty third,
Speaker 1: and August first, right, Yeah, like a whole bunch of dates. Okay.
Speaker 1: So people were like asking the judge like, oh, I
Speaker 1: have a surgery that day whatever. So an hour later,
Speaker 1: as there's only like six of us left and I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for my name to be called, the woman says,
Speaker 1: can I excuse me a second? That keep in mind
Speaker 1: everyone in this room said yes, and since you said yes,
Speaker 1: you're going home, correct, right, we've established that scary Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone in this room is going home everyoneye just give
Speaker 1: you a number and you're out. You don't have to
Speaker 1: come back with three years. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to
Speaker 1: say my number. And she says, I hate to interrupt,
Speaker 1: but could you go over the dates again of the trial?
Speaker 1: And so I turned my mic on and I said, lady,
Speaker 1: you're getting out of jury duty. What do you need
Speaker 1: the dates for? And so one other guy goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you need the dates for? She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to know if I have to appear, what
Speaker 1: dates I have to calm? I need to write them down.
Speaker 1: So then the woman who's runing to think says, ma'am,
Speaker 1: if you're in this room, you don't have to search
Speaker 1: your duddy. What number did you check yes to? And
Speaker 1: she says the numbers and she's like, go home, you're done.
Speaker 1: Will you imagine you're asking the dates of the trial
Speaker 1: after you've basically been told you're going on. That's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we have no homework today. You're all dismissed. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: but wait a second, we really should be concentrating on
Speaker 1: chapter six of this because we needn't do that. Ah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you powers. Everybody that was everybody that
Speaker 1: all of them. Wow, they all wanted to be on
Speaker 1: the mic. They all wanted all hit that button. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hit this button right now because I can't take
Speaker 1: any more of this. Okay, is this the episode called
Speaker 1: Two Angry Men? Isn't every so called back with Siri
Speaker 1: and Rody Man? You got you got problems? You got
Speaker 1: problem here in Riversey? I have a problem. Well, this
Speaker 1: is more of a question. I'm gonna throw it out
Speaker 1: to you, and the slices may may jump down my
Speaker 1: neck or my throat at whatever it is about. But
Speaker 1: I was one of the things I did on vacation
Speaker 1: was go to the Jersey Shore like I always do
Speaker 1: every year. And i mean, let's face it, I had
Speaker 1: some decad and dinners and lunches, places whatever. But on
Speaker 1: the way back on the last day, my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I wanted something healthier, like we just need to eat healthy.
Speaker 1: Let's google something and we'll get it. On the way
Speaker 1: drive back from the Jersey Shore up north, and we
Speaker 1: stumble upon an organic place, a place that's like super organic,
Speaker 1: super healthy. It was like eight nine o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning when we woke up and we were on Google
Speaker 1: Google Ratings, and I'm like this place gets a four
Speaker 1: point five, four point six and it's organic and look
Speaker 1: at the menu. It looks amazing. It's in Red Bank.
Speaker 1: Let's stop there on the way home. Okay, great, So
Speaker 1: we were just getting psyched for like the organic avocado
Speaker 1: toast whatever. You know. They had a lot of fun things,
Speaker 1: right whatever, that sounds perfect for me. And I said
Speaker 1: breakfast is served until eleven, or can order breakfast until
Speaker 1: eleven whatever it was. It was eleven o'clock cut off. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving up the shore and now I'm starting
Speaker 1: to sweat. So I'm like, uh oh, I'm like there,
Speaker 1: we hit traffic. We're not gonna make it there for
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock. You just know it's gonna hap sweating from
Speaker 1: all the unhealthy food you've been eating. Maybe that I
Speaker 1: had to meat sweats that as well. That's in addition too.
Speaker 1: And then we get there, pull up ten fifty nine,
Speaker 1: run out, go inside this takeout slash sit down cafe
Speaker 1: type place, and already I was like hi, and they're
Speaker 1: like can we help you? And like yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: like the menu is right there and I'm looking down
Speaker 1: and it says lunch, and then all the lunch menus
Speaker 1: are like, oh, we're the breakfast menus, and she goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we just put them away. She says, we're doing lunch now.
Speaker 1: And I look at my phone. I'm like, huh, it's
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock on the dot. And then I look back
Speaker 1: up at her and then she goes, yeah, she says,
Speaker 1: we're doing lunch. I said, yeah, Well, listen, we came
Speaker 1: for breakfast. It took a while for us to get here.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of deep into a neighborhood in
Speaker 1: Red Bank, not even like on a main street. I'm
Speaker 1: at a place that could obviously use the business. There
Speaker 1: were some people in there eating, there was no line,
Speaker 1: and eleven o'clock, let's face, it is an in between hour.
Speaker 1: So when you want to cut off breakfast at eleven,
Speaker 1: I understand you want to switch things over. Sure. McDonald's
Speaker 1: did that forever right. Well, don't you think she could
Speaker 1: have extended the courtesy that I walked in at eleven
Speaker 1: o'clock eleven zero zero and and and and allowed me
Speaker 1: to order my breakfast? What what if what changed in
Speaker 1: the sixty seconds prior to me walking in in the back. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a game. You're gonna ask me that question,
Speaker 1: and you get to decide if you want me to
Speaker 1: answer as Brooklyn boy Brodie, Okay, guy who goes to restaurants,
Speaker 1: I'll do that right, or if you want me to
Speaker 1: answer as former guy used to work in manage restaurants,
Speaker 1: I'll give you both. Let's do both. Well. Before before
Speaker 1: I even asked that question, let's let's make it clear
Speaker 1: to the slices. Both of us have been in this
Speaker 1: situation where we worked. We worked counters, deli counters and
Speaker 1: grills and things were and we've done breakfast turning over
Speaker 1: into lunch. We've worked lunch to dinner, and we've worked
Speaker 1: dinner to close in. We've worked closing shiftye. Okay, before
Speaker 1: I go any further, I'll say this, going in and
Speaker 1: ordering the breakfast at the right at the last second
Speaker 1: is not the same of walking in at eight o'clock
Speaker 1: for we close at eight o'clock. Because we've talked about
Speaker 1: it on this podcast in a previous episode, how they
Speaker 1: start seven forty five, seven thirty, you're starting to close
Speaker 1: things down, You're starting to wipe down machines, put things away,
Speaker 1: wrap things up. We get that I guess although you
Speaker 1: might have had a gripe when you walked in at
Speaker 1: seven forty five and you couldn't be served your food
Speaker 1: for an eight o'clock closing. No, you do that well,
Speaker 1: but we've and we recognize that. However, when you're turning
Speaker 1: breakfast over to lunch, all you're really doing is maybe
Speaker 1: moving the bacon aside, taking the grease off the grill,
Speaker 1: changing a grill over because you have to get getting
Speaker 1: the eggs out of there, and putting over it and
Speaker 1: turning it over, flipping for lunch, maybe turning on the
Speaker 1: charcoal grill for like to grill burgers. Whatever it is.
Speaker 1: The flipover from breakfast to lunch is And by the way,
Speaker 1: you're at a wall. It's not like they're serving a
Speaker 1: line of people constant line coming in. There was no
Speaker 1: one in front of us, and there was no one
Speaker 1: in the back of us, and everyone sitting down had
Speaker 1: breakfast in front of them, so they were just at
Speaker 1: this sitting there at this lull and here I come
Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock sharp. Yeah, So yeah, go ahead, brody,
Speaker 1: what would you do? You don't think for not giving
Speaker 1: me because it's not like I walked into a quarter
Speaker 1: after eleven. It was eleven o'clock, all right, So let
Speaker 1: me answer as former restaurant manager. So I'm speaking for
Speaker 1: all of you who've worked in restaurants, who are listening,
Speaker 1: who want who want to break your phone right now?
Speaker 1: You are like, it's more than that. So when you
Speaker 1: have a breakfast service, you might have a steam table,
Speaker 1: which is a table filled with hot water. It's like
Speaker 1: a it's got a heating element in it and you
Speaker 1: put metal pans in it with sauces and gravies and things.
Speaker 1: You may have all of your hot stuff in there
Speaker 1: for breakfast, your hot syrups, your your egg your your
Speaker 1: pre scrambled egg fluid ready to go for attack eggs.
Speaker 1: A lot of places don't crack eggs like part water
Speaker 1: one hundred eggs and they beat them up in a
Speaker 1: blender and this way they can just laydle the eggs
Speaker 1: onto the grill. You've now scraped all the bacon off
Speaker 1: the grill. You've now taken your refrigeratable toppings, maybe your
Speaker 1: your strawberries and berries that are in the cold section
Speaker 1: of your counters for your service. Uh probably at a
Speaker 1: quarter to eleven you took them out. You started wrapping
Speaker 1: them in saran wrap because you know you didn't need them.
Speaker 1: You've already put your stuff in for long now, you've
Speaker 1: got your burgers and your American cheese, and all your
Speaker 1: buns are out, and they've read doone the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and so there's a lot to it. So I would
Speaker 1: imagine to go back into the walk in refrigerator and
Speaker 1: and try to get you the eggs and and maybe
Speaker 1: you want something that has like six ingredients. It's very difficult,
Speaker 1: and I totally understand what they're saying. Now, would you
Speaker 1: like to ask me again as Brody from the bunkt Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boyd Brody from the podcast The Brody that
Speaker 1: I know and love, Yeah, what they were being assholes?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: They could have they could be. Honestly, before you answer,
Speaker 1: let me say I think, and again, this is not
Speaker 1: an intentive entitlement. This isn't me being Boogie scary. I
Speaker 1: personally feel that you could have made it happen. If
Speaker 1: you any anything you answer your point, anything you ask
Speaker 1: I could happen can be made. You can make it
Speaker 1: happen if you really wanted to. They didn't want to.
Speaker 1: They were being douches. M Okay, now do you want
Speaker 1: me to respond to brody? Fuck those people. Yes, they
Speaker 1: could have beaten a couple more eggs. They could have
Speaker 1: gone in the walk in. They could have you know,
Speaker 1: got me the sauce. They could have said, you know what,
Speaker 1: here are the five things that we could still make.
Speaker 1: Would you like one of these five things? Would you
Speaker 1: like an omelet? We have the ingredients for the omelets.
Speaker 1: We just can't do. We can't do on the grill.
Speaker 1: We can't do it. Whatever. We can't do a patty
Speaker 1: melt with eggs in it. Whatever. They could have limited
Speaker 1: you and said these three things we can serve all day,
Speaker 1: and they think these things we can't. We can't do
Speaker 1: a Belgian waffle because the waffle makers clean, but if
Speaker 1: you would like you know this and some toasts, we
Speaker 1: can do that on a muffin. They could have been
Speaker 1: a little flexible. I guess, yeah, my guess. The owners
Speaker 1: of the business weren't even present, and it was just
Speaker 1: a bunch of people working. And that's terrible because once
Speaker 1: again it's bad customer service. I've come from I'm a
Speaker 1: new customer, and I've come from the Jersey Shore, and
Speaker 1: you clearly see me passing through and I'm new here,
Speaker 1: I'm not a regular. Well all the more reason you're
Speaker 1: not a regular, which means you're not gonna come back
Speaker 1: either way. Well, I nay, that's the thing. You may
Speaker 1: have found a new fan in me. Now I'll fucking
Speaker 1: never go back there. So we look back at her,
Speaker 1: We look back at the menu. We loo looked at
Speaker 1: each other, me and Robin, and we're like Robin and
Speaker 1: I and we're like like, all right, you know what.
Speaker 1: And we sat there and we looked at the lunch
Speaker 1: menu to try and get on board. But it's eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's not twelve or one, and we were craving breakfast.
Speaker 1: It was eleven o'clock on a holiday weekday pretty much.
Speaker 1: It was the day. It was July fifth, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: just don't want I don't want lunch right now. Fuck it.
Speaker 1: And I looked at her and I said, now we're good,
Speaker 1: and then we just and at that point, then don't
Speaker 1: you do something to real the customer back in. You
Speaker 1: really want to lose business over this again. You're at
Speaker 1: a lull. There's no one in front of you know,
Speaker 1: one behind you. There's no activity, there's just the people
Speaker 1: sitting down already eating with their breakfast, and you don't
Speaker 1: want to make a simple accommodation for maybe one or
Speaker 1: two of the menu or make a compromise. You said
Speaker 1: this was a healthy place. Fuck you. Yes, so they
Speaker 1: probably looked at you when he's not coming back. And
Speaker 1: I'm not pitch organics. You did not look old in
Speaker 1: Red Bank, Yes, yes, you know Bank, the home of Telesio's,
Speaker 1: the deli that I that I went to and I
Speaker 1: told you they do fantastic TikTok video. It's like you're
Speaker 1: a neighborhood place in the middle of nowhere. You're not
Speaker 1: even on the front street. You're not even on the
Speaker 1: main you know, you know people will find you the order.
Speaker 1: I get it. You know, some people may make you
Speaker 1: know you have a cult following. But but really, you're
Speaker 1: being so nitpicky. It was It wasn't It wasn't eleventh already,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even ten after, it was eleven o'clock on
Speaker 1: the dot. Nothing changed. If I would have came into
Speaker 1: ten fifty seven, you would have offered me breakfast.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's the principle behind it. Because
Speaker 1: people are robots and they can't think out of the box,
Speaker 1: and they don't. They don't want to do a damn
Speaker 1: thing to to to make any kind of you know,
Speaker 1: accommodation to the customer. Okay, you know you remember there,
Speaker 1: remember a few episodes ago when one hundred people left
Speaker 1: voicemails talkbacks that I didn't hear the s in that commercial.
Speaker 1: All right, I would like slices. I'd like you to
Speaker 1: go on the iHeartRadio, I hit the little talkback feature
Speaker 1: and leave scary a message. Was he right? Was he
Speaker 1: wrong with this restaurant? And please, if you do work
Speaker 1: in a restaurant, please make that part of your response.
Speaker 1: I work at a restaurant. I would have served scary.
Speaker 1: I work in a restaurant. Fuck Cam, he's not getting
Speaker 1: by the way, And whether it be Milli or anybody,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be Scary Jones. It could be
Speaker 1: would you serve scary? It could be just any Joe
Speaker 1: smoke beers, I think. But in this right, in this situation,
Speaker 1: you don't have to work in a restaurant. If don't work
Speaker 1: in a rest that's fine. But if you do, point
Speaker 1: it out. But if you don't work in a restaurant,
Speaker 1: you can still say as a customer you would have
Speaker 1: wanted the food, or as a customer, you would have
Speaker 1: under did not throw my name around, and I didn't,
Speaker 1: And I was just I was going in as undercover
Speaker 1: shopping that name around, well you know I was undercover shopper,
Speaker 1: and I didn't. I wouldn't. I was not expecting. I
Speaker 1: was not expecting any VIP treatment. But you didn't say
Speaker 1: anything like, you know, no we normally eat breakfast on
Speaker 1: the morning show at seven am. Oh no, it was.
Speaker 1: It was very quick. It was I was in, I
Speaker 1: was out. But but nobody should be treated that way.
Speaker 1: Everybody should be you know. You know you want you're
Speaker 1: running a business and you want to make a profit.
Speaker 1: This is you're turning away money. How do you do that?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I said, I've said what I said quick.
Speaker 1: I have a very quick restaurant story. I want to
Speaker 1: know your opinion. Yes, sir, I went for dinner last night.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to out them as a bad
Speaker 1: thing because it was. It was a good We had
Speaker 1: a good time. Went to a restaurant. It's spelled alice
Speaker 1: a l i ce, but it's announced a leech. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's all over TikTok. Anyway, we went for there was
Speaker 1: a lobster dinner last night, right. It was a special
Speaker 1: price fixed meal, and we went. It was very nice.
Speaker 1: But I looked at the menu, and I looked at
Speaker 1: the TikTok videos, and I saw on the menu, you know,
Speaker 1: on the TikTok videos that the lobster role, which is
Speaker 1: the second course, comes with pickles on the side. So
Speaker 1: you know, me, uh, I'm up, I'm not getting pickles
Speaker 1: on my plate. And so my wife is looking. She
Speaker 1: doesn't She's like, I didn't know there was pickles on there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, look I screamshot at it from
Speaker 1: TikTok and she says, oh, look there's dil on top
Speaker 1: of your on top of the lobster role. I said, ooh,
Speaker 1: good catch. My wife knows I don't like dill. She
Speaker 1: may have heard the podcast. So, by the way, shout
Speaker 1: out to all the people that sent me Dill Dill
Speaker 1: Doe jokes this week about the people making dough with
Speaker 1: dill in it and called it dildo hilarious. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the waiter comes over and he comes take an order,
Speaker 1: and I said, I would like the lobster bisc and
Speaker 1: I would like the lobster roll, no pickles on the side,
Speaker 1: and if you don't mind, can I have it without dill?
Speaker 1: He says, I'll ask the chef. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: He comes back. He says, I'm sorry, said the dill
Speaker 1: is already in a lobster hole and can't take the
Speaker 1: dill out. I said, all right, you know what, I
Speaker 1: love lobster roll. I'll make it work, no problem, out
Speaker 1: for a nice dinner. My wife, Wow, no problem, you
Speaker 1: you allowed the dial hold on? Oh, so I said
Speaker 1: to my wife, I go, you know what, they probably
Speaker 1: made a whole batch of lobster roll with mayonnaise and
Speaker 1: whatever else they're put in it. It's probably like a
Speaker 1: big thing. And this, you know, the dill's aerty in there.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? So I said, I'll pick
Speaker 1: the dill out. And she said, look, because my wife
Speaker 1: wanted a different second course, she said, look, if if
Speaker 1: it's too dilly, we can switch appetizers. What is the
Speaker 1: what's the dilly? What's the dilly? So look, my wife's
Speaker 1: the best, that's why she's my wife. So she said,
Speaker 1: I will switch with you. If it's too dilly for you,
Speaker 1: I will eat it and you can have the barada
Speaker 1: and whatever. She ordered that lobster in it also, I said,
Speaker 1: that's fair. Okay. So the lobster roll comes to the plate.
Speaker 1: No pickles, very good. The lobster role has two sprigs
Speaker 1: of dill on top, like little bushes. So I take
Speaker 1: them off and I'm looking at the rest of the
Speaker 1: lobster role for dill. There's no dill. Oh, there's no deal. Scary,
Speaker 1: the dill was on top, So explain. So explain to
Speaker 1: me why they weren't able to not put the dill
Speaker 1: on top. They brought it out because they're robots. Once again, No,
Speaker 1: they're or they don't know what dill is, so they
Speaker 1: just know that it's part of the dish. They couldn't
Speaker 1: identify that that was dil. He's here. Here are the
Speaker 1: options that I came up with. Number one, the waiter
Speaker 1: never asked the chef, and he knows there's no substitution,
Speaker 1: so he didn't bother even asking. Probably number two, the
Speaker 1: chef said, my creation needs green and it must have
Speaker 1: dill on top, and he was offended by not throwing
Speaker 1: the two sprigs at dill on top. What other explanation
Speaker 1: could it be you could have easily served it. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like okay, it wasn't like they pre made lobster
Speaker 1: roles one hundred at a time, even if they did.
Speaker 1: I was easily just picked the dill off I was picturing.
Speaker 1: I was picturing the dill mixed in the mayo inside that.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. That's what my wife thought when
Speaker 1: she said I'll eat it if it's if it's mixed in.
Speaker 1: It was two sprigs on top of this, you know,
Speaker 1: the six inch lobster role. But the ship we couldn't
Speaker 1: do that. It's already pre you know, it's already we
Speaker 1: can't do it. We can't serve it without dill. Or
Speaker 1: the waiter didn't know what dil was. He then you
Speaker 1: asked the chef, You say, hey, hey, kitchen staff, can
Speaker 1: I have it without dill? And they would have been like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: we'll just throw it on top. Of course, if it
Speaker 1: was and this was at a fancy place. Oh Alich
Speaker 1: has a beautiful restaurant. Consider themselves the best caccio pepe
Speaker 1: raveoli in the city. They say so, the chef was
Speaker 1: probably it was probably that, you know, the chef being
Speaker 1: you think it was a chefy this is it's an
Speaker 1: Italian place. Nobody with my creations. Yes, this is my Dilon,
Speaker 1: it's not now he's French. It puts it delon and
Speaker 1: he does not likes it. Dear, he's too good. Go
Speaker 1: so eat somewhere else, right, Yeah, I'm picturing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I pictured Dylan my but it was no, it was
Speaker 1: on top. I've never had that. We can't. I can't
Speaker 1: serve without dill. All right. You imagine that's like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we can't serve diet coke with no ice. The ice
Speaker 1: must be in there. The chef says it must have ice.
Speaker 1: It must have ice. That's how I felt. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I would recommend the restaurant, all right, really nice place
Speaker 1: West thirteenth Street between six and seven. Not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. We had a great meal. We have
Speaker 1: some sound coming up and a few talkbacks from the holiday. Okay, nice.
Speaker 2: Podcast.
Speaker 1: Man, you've been hard at work, brody nitpicking things on sound.
Speaker 1: I have seen five pieces of sound. How many are
Speaker 1: nitpicky brody things? Okay? Can I tell you something? When
Speaker 1: you do a morning show, does the DJ say here's
Speaker 1: a song that sucks? No? They go on the air
Speaker 1: and they say, oh my god, here's the new one
Speaker 1: from whoever. And they don't like it. Right, they don't
Speaker 1: like it. Any radio show, any rady DJ. You don't
Speaker 1: like all the songs he or she, there's something they
Speaker 1: don't like, but they sell it because that's their job.
Speaker 1: You're my buddy, I am your buddy. But then shut
Speaker 1: up and play them. But I will say this. I'll
Speaker 1: say this you. You know there are times, you know,
Speaker 1: there are times where you pull sound and then we
Speaker 1: listen to it and we're like, you're right, what is
Speaker 1: that like? You really? If you die, you ruined your day.
Speaker 1: I don't want to edit it out. We do what
Speaker 1: we do here, so I know all this. I don't
Speaker 1: know one of these where where the the word was
Speaker 1: pronounced possessive, no and not. I'll tell you what. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. There was a guy during the submarine
Speaker 1: gate thing, right when they couldn't find the submarine where
Speaker 1: he said, the depths they go to are out of
Speaker 1: this world. I could have played that sound, because the
Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean is still part of this world.
Speaker 1: But I didn't play that sound. I only played these five.
Speaker 1: So let's play them okay, and we'll see if they
Speaker 1: know you. You know that you know, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. You should hear what I didn't send you,
Speaker 1: all right, So this is uh, uh, tell me the
Speaker 1: name of the clip. I'll say, ye pass mustard. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy listen to what he says. He's talking
Speaker 1: about something, whether or not it's gonna work or not. Okay,
Speaker 1: So any idea that he's got some defense that this
Speaker 1: was all bluff, just is not going to pass mustard here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not guys, you know, especially if you're in the military,
Speaker 1: it's must pass mustard or it's not going to cut
Speaker 1: the mustard. Right, So it's either yeah, it's military inspection.
Speaker 1: So that the phrase was it's not going to pass mustard,
Speaker 1: meaning your clothes on the wrinkle. They're not going to
Speaker 1: pass muster. He said mustard he conflated two. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the other thing is is cut the mustard. That's
Speaker 1: a mustard. But he's like, this isn't going to pass
Speaker 1: the mustard. That's that's hysterical. Thank you, all right? This
Speaker 1: is uh the sonic Mutz sticks one. Okay, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 1: Listen to the way they pronounced the special at Sonic
Speaker 1: would you eat there? Scary Jones for.
Speaker 3: Seven deal, you get to choose the Sonic cheeseburger, chicken
Speaker 3: sandwich and six piece motsticks. If that doesn't sound.
Speaker 1: Wow, can you make that louder?
Speaker 6: Or no?
Speaker 1: It was very low.
Speaker 3: With the Sonic for seven deal, you get to choose
Speaker 3: from the Sonic cheeseburger, chicken sandwich and six piece motsticks.
Speaker 1: Go away and then he goes. If this doesn't not
Speaker 1: appealing to you, it does Mott Sticks. You want to
Speaker 1: hear that again? Close yep, Motz sticks.
Speaker 9: The motsticks mustick sire.
Speaker 1: I'll even okay, I'll even go with the Americanized national mozzarella.
Speaker 1: But they're not Motz sticks. Then Matt Mozzarell Muzzarella. It's
Speaker 1: hard to do it because I can't take I can't
Speaker 1: take the Brooklyn Italian accident out of it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, it's okay. This is the uh which one
Speaker 1: is this? This is Rondon? Oh so there's a picture
Speaker 1: on the Mets on the Yankees. Rather, his name is
Speaker 1: Rodan rodn right. Some people pronounce it. There's different ways
Speaker 1: to pronounce it. R O d o n. Okay, listen
Speaker 1: to the announcer. The way he pronounces it twice and
Speaker 1: then goes to commercial and how he pronounced it when
Speaker 1: he comes back the Rodan Carlo ron Don made his
Speaker 1: all anticipated Yankee debut. We'll show you how ron Don
Speaker 1: did and it was worth the wait. That's how he
Speaker 1: did it. Before we're going to see how ron Don
Speaker 1: did well commercial. Someone clearly corrected him during the break
Speaker 1: and got in his ears. Tretch, not ron Don. And
Speaker 1: this is what he said on the way back taking
Speaker 1: his spot, Carlos Rodon. There you go. So he made it.
Speaker 1: They fixed it. They fixed it. Okay, we were talking
Speaker 1: about accents and you talked about the you know, Mott sticks.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this? I sent it to you. The
Speaker 1: girl saying bagel, who's clearly from the Philadelphia area. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I said that guy making fun of it. I watched
Speaker 1: the video bagglegel. Here we go. He's talking about the
Speaker 1: reason why bagel fins. Here we go. Hold hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on now. The reason a bagel is.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm meaning?
Speaker 1: A bagel. I like to put on my bagel. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I like to put banking on my baggle.
Speaker 5: I'll chase it.
Speaker 1: That was a gotchap. I'm but that sounds like a
Speaker 1: South Park skit. Yeah, so that was the guy making
Speaker 1: fun of the way she said bag I often suspect
Speaker 1: that people mispronounced things on purpose just to go viral
Speaker 1: like she did. There's no way she doesn't. People say
Speaker 1: baggle in the in the outskirts of Philly and Delaware.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I know people who say bagle really,
Speaker 1: and they say eiggles instead of eagles, the iiggles, the eagles,
Speaker 1: the eiggles. Yes, the Philadelphia accent. There's certain yeah, good baggles.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're gonna play some talkbacks on the
Speaker 1: way out of here.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, Brody. Not a lot of activity,
Speaker 1: not a lot. We were on vacation, and by the way,
Speaker 1: I'd like to apologize, we did not do a good
Speaker 1: job of telling you that we were going on a
Speaker 1: two week vacation. This is the same two weeks that
Speaker 1: the Morning Show takes off every year. In fact, I
Speaker 1: made a joke, since I'm not on the Morning Show
Speaker 1: that even though I'm home all the time now, I
Speaker 1: pretended for two weeks I was on vacation exactly. So
Speaker 1: I kept thinking about how many days i'd left to vacation.
Speaker 1: I'm still on vacation, but yes we're back. We're sorry
Speaker 1: for the for the for leaving and not being blatant
Speaker 1: about being on We shouldn't. We forgot. People know we
Speaker 1: take this two weeks every year at this time, but okay,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't assume that. And here's a talkback from episode
Speaker 1: two sixty one. I don't know what this is, but
Speaker 1: let's play it fun.
Speaker 10: Hey, it's Lauren from Orlando, Florida. I just wanted to
Speaker 10: talk a.
Speaker 1: Little bit about.
Speaker 10: The being at fault and being in control of your
Speaker 10: car at all times. When I was in New Jersey still,
Speaker 10: I was at a stoplight and it was snowing, and
Speaker 10: the light turned green and then my car hydroplane going
Speaker 10: about five miles per hour making that turn, and my
Speaker 10: insurance fucked me because they said that I needed to
Speaker 10: maintain control of the car.
Speaker 1: So fuck you insurance. Fuck you insurance. And this goes
Speaker 1: to the points to the fact that I would say,
Speaker 1: and I'll always say that if you're in a motor vehicle,
Speaker 1: ninety ninety nine percent of the time, if you're at fault,
Speaker 1: just saying sucks, but it's true. You have to be
Speaker 1: in control of your car. So yeah, all right, here's
Speaker 1: another one.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, this is Rashawn Williams, and I just want
Speaker 8: to say everything you guys do is great. I'm the
Speaker 8: biggest fan of the whole Pride thing, but I think
Speaker 8: you guys are great. You make me laugh every time
Speaker 8: I listen to you, and I love the fact that
Speaker 8: you do what you do. God bless you. Oh and Scary,
Speaker 8: keep pimping, bro, keep pimping. Well, Pee, I am p.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm
Speaker 1: a mother vuger p imp. Hey did you see McDonald's.
Speaker 1: McDonald's like totally copped out on Pride. They just decided
Speaker 1: to celebrate Grimace's birthday for the entire month of Is
Speaker 1: that because he's purple and they're just trying to sell
Speaker 1: They're trying to show him, Hey, let's celebrate it's Grimace's
Speaker 1: birthday month at McDonald's. And everything was like Grimace branded. Well.
Speaker 1: I like the purple shakes and all the videos people
Speaker 1: are doing with the purple shakes. The purple shakes, I
Speaker 1: got that once. I got the purple shakes. Probably when
Speaker 1: you weren't eating healthy on the Jersey Shore Hey, Brody
Speaker 1: is scary e man not from here?
Speaker 6: Also or Manny originally from Brooklyn. Hashtag tribashtacs flies for life.
Speaker 6: In regarding to the conversation about the pedestian that jumps
Speaker 6: in front of a car, they would only win in
Speaker 6: a court of lord if there's no if there's zero footage,
Speaker 6: or zero if there's no surveillance footage. But if there
Speaker 6: is footage, they would probably never win in a court
Speaker 6: of low if they jumped in front of the car.
Speaker 1: Well, that's cold insurance for insurance front. Yeah, I told you, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but once again, it's if there was no video on that,
Speaker 1: you know, they might they may have won it. I'm
Speaker 1: just he's trying to take both sides of that argument. Okay, there, Brody,
Speaker 1: what's the matter. Yeah, I'm good, Yeah, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the next one. Okay, it comes the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 6: Hi, it's not gonna get Also, I forgot to say
Speaker 6: Brody is right. The one time that Brody was wrong,
Speaker 6: we got like five hundred talk backs.
Speaker 1: Yes you did.
Speaker 6: And now that Brody is right, where are all the
Speaker 6: Brody fans? Why aren't all the wicked fans coming in
Speaker 6: every week, except the scary hides them to say that.
Speaker 1: I play everything we play and enjoy. All right, thanks buddy,
Speaker 1: all right, there you go. I like that man. I
Speaker 1: do too. He's a good man.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 5: So I'm at a bar and I'm trying to figure
Speaker 5: out this song.
Speaker 1: He said, instant and.
Speaker 11: Instant, and then I think it's I like to kick it,
Speaker 11: and then it goes into like a.
Speaker 5: Mexican kind of thing.
Speaker 11: Somebody helped me out men since it's very loud, so
Speaker 11: I couldn't shoose them it anyway, hope sing Everybody's well,
Speaker 11: my name is Ada.
Speaker 5: And I live in Queen and a hair salon on
Speaker 5: Molly's hair Salon.
Speaker 1: By the way, shout out to Molly's Queen.
Speaker 5: Hold.
Speaker 1: We may have to go back that one again. So
Speaker 1: she's expecting us to come to the rescue on a song.
Speaker 1: Do you think she did? You think she was talking
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn boys and she thinks she was talking
Speaker 1: to Ze one hundred. She's talking to me us, you me,
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Let's she was.
Speaker 1: She was drunk and she hit the wrong button. I mean,
Speaker 1: she was cat. She's at the I love how she's
Speaker 1: at a bar. It's loud, and this is the time
Speaker 1: that she decides to uh to uh talk back.
Speaker 5: She works at the bar and I'm trying to figure
Speaker 5: out this song. It instant the stanst and then I
Speaker 5: think it's I like to kick it, and then it
Speaker 5: goes into like a Mexican kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Somebody helped me.
Speaker 11: Out then since it's very loud, I couldn't show them anyway.
Speaker 11: Ing everybody's well, my name is Ada and I live
Speaker 11: in Queen and a hair Salona Malia's hair salon.
Speaker 1: By the way, I like to kick it, lyric, I
Speaker 1: like to kick it. Uh this can I kick it?
Speaker 1: Tribe called quest? It's a little nots X song. Can
Speaker 1: I kick it? I know that? Or oh maybe it's uh,
Speaker 1: you gotta lick it before we kick it. No, that's
Speaker 1: an old song in the nineties. She says. It goes
Speaker 1: into a Mexican thing. Hey, things, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we'll ever be able to help you, but uh, it
Speaker 1: was worth the show. One recognizes that song. Please leave
Speaker 1: us a talk back, yeah, preferably from a loud bar,
Speaker 1: and let us know what song that is. Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: another one there with the.
Speaker 7: Name body is totally being a bully and my circle
Speaker 7: of friends, which is the same thing, especially if there's
Speaker 7: more than one of the same name. But all of
Speaker 7: our friends have names nicknames. For example, I'm Rock and Steve.
Speaker 7: We have Joan Chin because he has a big chin.
Speaker 7: That's fine, John Carping there because that's what he does.
Speaker 7: And on it must be an Italian thing.
Speaker 1: That body had no reference. Well for over there, okay,
Speaker 1: the first one, the first one. I think after two
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two episodes, you know that I know
Speaker 1: Italian culture Brooklyn Italian culture. That does that have no reference?
Speaker 1: Friends with nicknames, honorary grief, Yeah, I would think I'm
Speaker 1: an honorary Italian. I was given scary grief because he
Speaker 1: named one of his friends Indian Matt. Yeah, not because
Speaker 1: he gave him a nickname. He named him Indian Matty
Speaker 1: the Chin, that Robert the Chin, whatever, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: He's got a big chin. I totally get that. But
Speaker 1: naming someone after their their country of origin, it seemed
Speaker 1: odd to me. If I knew Indian Matt first and
Speaker 1: then I met a white Matt would hold on, hold me,
Speaker 1: you're kicking it. What are you doing there? The first
Speaker 1: line of the song we'll kick it tonight. Matt's call
Speaker 1: I like to kick it. That's probably not it. Probably Nope,
Speaker 1: that's not it. As I was saying, yeah, if I knew,
Speaker 1: if I knew Indian Matt first and then I met
Speaker 1: a white Matt, Indian Matt would just be Matt. But
Speaker 1: what Matt would be White Matt because he's second. But
Speaker 1: why wouldn't it be Why wouldn't he be American Matt
Speaker 1: or or Italian Matt? What's his American Matt whatever, his
Speaker 1: grandparents from great grandparents, unless he's Native American. It's also
Speaker 1: syllable conservation. It's easier to say white than American white Matt.
Speaker 1: So two syllables to Matt. Two. But my point is no,
Speaker 1: it's not based on the culture. It's based on the
Speaker 1: descript and Indian Mats happens to be the second Mat,
Speaker 1: so he gets the descriptive, but he could have called
Speaker 1: him architective. He gets the adjective. It's that's the rule.
Speaker 1: The second person of that gets the adjective. The nickname's
Speaker 1: not the problem. The choice of nickname was the problem.
Speaker 1: You called him Indian Matt. I don't seem like it's
Speaker 1: like Chinese Pete. You look at be like, oh there's
Speaker 1: my friend Chinese peak. Okay, okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: next talkback.
Speaker 2: Brody and Scary John out in Texas listening back to
Speaker 2: all the episodes starting at episode one, not zero, but
Speaker 2: y'all are doing the startup song Startup, Startup, weed and Boys,
Speaker 2: and it just sounded weird as the original all I
Speaker 2: can think of as Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh he So this talkback was on commenting. Specifically, he
Speaker 1: was listening to episode number one, Birth of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: So on that episode, I think we played Weed dem Boys,
Speaker 1: the original Weed and Boys, which is an actual song.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then it was weird for him to hear startup,
Speaker 1: Startup Brooklyn Boys because we then that's all we've played
Speaker 1: since then that I guess it does yep, And that's
Speaker 1: all our talkbacks, all right. So I got to that's
Speaker 1: what we got. It's been well, we're going to reinvigorate it.
Speaker 1: Here we are in the summer. Yes, we want to
Speaker 1: get to people at eleven o'clock lunch. People want your
Speaker 1: thoughts on whether or not we should have us. Scary
Speaker 1: should have gotten his food, his breakfast food. I should
Speaker 1: have gotten my breakfast food. Didn't get my breakfast food.
Speaker 1: But all right, well, okay, I'm gonna hold off for
Speaker 1: next week. Next episode, I'm gonna tell you about how
Speaker 1: my insurance company, Baton switched me and I said, if
Speaker 1: you don't call me back by tomorrow, I'm switching insurance companies.
Speaker 1: And they didn't call me back. Don't make promises you
Speaker 1: can't keep. That's correct, that's a song. That's a ye,
Speaker 1: boys shot brocol Broclym, Bob Poye, not brocly