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Speaker 1: so da yall tip gotta let go back straight Nex

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Speaker 1: one turn his home. I didn't in here to play

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Speaker 1: some church music. I had me play some Uncle Luke

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Speaker 1: maybe nothing ship Rigan pleas fat Joe place in Fat Joe.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, place in Joe love thank but I'm lean man.

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Speaker 1: Did Joey do this show? Joe? Who Joe? He didn't

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Speaker 1: do it? No, he want to do what he's saying.

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Speaker 1: But you know how that ship go were wrapping this ship?

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Speaker 1: You know that rap that ship. He wants you to

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Speaker 1: I don't want him. I didn't realize he was getting

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Speaker 1: Don't be running out of breath of reasoning. Way he'd

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Speaker 1: be here, my nigga when people got he'd be sold

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Speaker 1: in phra when people'll be talking. He don't let nobody talk.

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Speaker 1: But that's the point whenever you are like, we're a

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Speaker 1: great storyteller. I just hope one day I do some

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Speaker 1: will This nigga Carlo shows up right, this nigga hash Jude,

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Speaker 1: my mother. Just think a hundred and eighty nine niggas

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Speaker 1: I've never sa, I never sa so much. Alfe just

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Speaker 1: had the same watch. I want to say. These ns

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Speaker 1: even had some of the same chicks. I don't know

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Speaker 1: here nor there. Tell you my man won't send the

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Speaker 1: spot right or the three hundred steaks for the mistake

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Speaker 1: of telling them that everything was on me. Snap good.

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Speaker 1: Last year, I got so cracking with Wheezy and also

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Speaker 1: I'm like four niggas with me. I'm Joe stories man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta do something. You talked about it a little bit.

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Speaker 1: We hosted the bet Award to day. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Fat Joe, yesterday's price. It's not the day's price.

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Speaker 1: I used to put that on the gas stations. M

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Speaker 1: I want to store that only sales ships that they're

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Speaker 1: I got a weed secret. Put a club house here.

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Speaker 1: It depends on when you go nine. I was out

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Speaker 1: happy meal easily about to be six. Yeah. I like

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Speaker 1: yea challenges trash, you don't have much challenges. They don't

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Speaker 1: Carlos remember that. Hell no, I remember that. I was

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Speaker 1: on the back of it. You're the most successful person

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Speaker 1: our season. Don't nobody know who robbing is anymore? Like

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Speaker 1: I've seen that ship like the first A hundred motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, man, they ever said the most outlines

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Speaker 1: shocked humor. I can't repeat this ship that would definitely

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Speaker 1: got into a real Roseanne. He told Russell he was

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Speaker 1: a hack. Remember that? What people? I didn't remember that

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Speaker 1: jud Do you want those comedians remember that? Few of

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Speaker 1: and was like, you don't know ship about the fucking

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Speaker 1: comedy the stand up exactly. Look I'm booked, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: in all the hard next week. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: be here. Comedy a treacherous, don't telling you. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was some very entertaining ship, though, man, I just hate

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Speaker 1: that a lot of that ship didn't even come out

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Speaker 1: little challenges and ship. They was waking us up to

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Speaker 1: some incomplete ship. Though coming. Yes, you might frost some

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Speaker 1: man go home? About color that one of these askings

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Speaker 1: sent home tonight? Ship? But that SHI used to be

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Speaker 1: You didn't make you think you really leave it and

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Speaker 1: ain't never go, but you should went to Yes, I

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Speaker 1: need I needed something, but I don't know what to do, Mike,

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Speaker 1: the negative I didn't want to do. They didn't even

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Speaker 1: was like, cut tonight, counselor you're gonna be camera. You

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Speaker 1: You really got what it thinks? What he you want

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Speaker 1: to do? What you got you want to you want

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Speaker 1: to se if you have what it takes or do

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Speaker 1: you have it? He tried to get to get hit right.

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Speaker 1: You think you have wood? It might take to God, man,

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Speaker 1: we used to be used to being there. Motherfucker just tears,

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Speaker 1: the competition show. They have competes away. Firstlish helped me.

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Speaker 1: when Mother's like I got I'm bulled. Everybody was saying

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Speaker 1: right then they anybody supposed to do an interview, right,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna think your ship. They might ask you one

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Speaker 1: marrow Man, you out early day for you huh. Then

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Speaker 1: you get back to the hotel. These motherfucker come in two,

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Speaker 1: just it's an interesting for your head. But read that

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Speaker 1: fine print. But the way they could cut this ship

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Speaker 1: made me. They made me the bad person because the

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm sorry, man, I just I'm not Bro.

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Speaker 1: It's just you don't understand, man. It's like, but they

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Speaker 1: dad to push him off the book? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I'm probably just gonna win

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Speaker 1: because I'm a better comedian than all of you guys,

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Speaker 1: saying it's like, I don't even understand why you guys

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Speaker 1: comedy is so smart. If people don't like it, they're

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Speaker 1: just dumb. Yeah, yeah, who the funk is this? It's okay,

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Speaker 1: smart and still lost, still lost. I want to see

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Speaker 1: what he's said when he got they don't know, you

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Speaker 1: guys are man in a little the comment in the

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Speaker 1: camaraderie of the common as soon as that motherfuckerbodyself. I

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Speaker 1: can't stand these people. I think every last one of

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Speaker 1: them are just I think they're terrible. So this was

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Speaker 1: is this is this all the drama, but they heed

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Speaker 1: the show, That's what I'm saying. They tried to get

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Speaker 1: like they want to do some ship. They'll find whatever,

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Speaker 1: about that, just so they could get get a reaction

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Speaker 1: to it. Right, Like when I when they found out

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Speaker 1: I didn't like to eat certain certain ship. That's all

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Speaker 1: that was put in front of you. And then all

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Speaker 1: day Like I I didn't eat none of these ships.

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Speaker 1: We would come to that bitch it would be stuff

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Speaker 1: mushroom uh with bill PEPs like salad? Who going to

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Speaker 1: eat this ship? And said, that's saying all day? I

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Speaker 1: used to ask them ship like that, Carlos, you should

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Speaker 1: eat the day whine because we haven't chicken? What the

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Speaker 1: fund that mean? No? No, no no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no dude, dude, you should end the day we're

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Speaker 1: having chicken. Then I will tell you. Then the next thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, these motherfucker's have sent somebody over carl come here, Bro?

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Speaker 1: Is anything cool? Chris? He said, you totally chew them

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Speaker 1: out today? So it's like, is it cool if I

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Speaker 1: bring Chris over here? Because Chris can here? Brown Cross

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Speaker 1: have something earlier? Is there anything you wanna say? Jo?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to say? So if we

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Speaker 1: do this show, nothing's gonna happen. Good ain't good to

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Speaker 1: come back ten minutes later? Um, curls, listen, can you

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Speaker 1: sign this just saying that you that you're cool with

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Speaker 1: working with kras Yep, I'm not signing that cool cool

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Speaker 1: I feel you Bro, go up there, get the lawyer

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Speaker 1: and ship Carlos. Bro. You can't let you film anything

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Speaker 1: else until you sign. Bro. It's just stamp bro like

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Speaker 1: you know, but she was she was there, I'd be

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Speaker 1: still go, hey, man, Carlos on camera, your energy is

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Speaker 1: really low. Really, motherfucker would come and I'm gonna telling

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Speaker 1: you every day. It was something Carlos Camara, can't you

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Speaker 1: you to put like shall we get you to put

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Speaker 1: this on reglass ship with nothing on it? These motherucker's

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Speaker 1: then win shopping for everybody before the night votes. You'll

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Speaker 1: take I walking my ship it's literally a new ship

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Speaker 1: and probably Nigga my wreck. Literally this puts j be

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Speaker 1: really ship man. We bought our own clothes. They'd be

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Speaker 1: like you sure you want to wear that? Every time

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Speaker 1: tonight for the setting, it'll work, but we may have

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Speaker 1: to diet. Diet just understand I'm saying, but you understand,

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Speaker 1: like all these minor inconveniences will really make you just

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Speaker 1: be like, build up the mother this ship. What I

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Speaker 1: got to see it, somebody got to see it. Those

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Speaker 1: reality producers out of the tuble. I don't would know

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Speaker 1: what it is. Piece. I'm telling you, no matter who

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Speaker 1: was on that bitch. Every day, somebody got their day

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Speaker 1: to be the fucking victim. And you know what they

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Speaker 1: make it look like they' you don't understand they have

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Speaker 1: just whatever they say, it's just just just TV magic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna play the whole time. They're gonna get the

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Speaker 1: motherfucker's in the dressing room. I'm so nervous. I don't

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Speaker 1: the time they fucking do this ship and they was

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Speaker 1: doing some wowh on that they was using other people

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Speaker 1: lass for other people jokes and ship. Yes, tweeting me

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Speaker 1: asking me if Kenyan ivy ws because Kennan Ivy Wains

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Speaker 1: was like, come back to me. He basically hit on

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Speaker 1: me on camera. They put that ship on me though,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, the crazy ship for

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Speaker 1: me though, my one out of everything that happened. Craziest

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Speaker 1: the weed, and then we went to that fucking rap party.

424
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: Right we went to the rap party, Roseanne pull up

425
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 1: on me with the biggest baby weed. Was like, roll

426
00:32:53,840 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: us up something champ just running. But they had her

427
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: on on camera looking like this right after that ship.

428
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: That's why all the racist ship happened with her. Let's

429
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: do this. We back to man. We got a very

430
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: special guest in the house with us today. We've got

431
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: a very funny lady. Man. This has been one of

432
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: my great friends since ship. What year was then? Since

433
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: at least? Yeah, very funny lady. She got brother on

434
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: count of comedy specials album Ship, Fighting Words, Tipping the head.

435
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: She ready, uh, come on, Mastery of comedy, Mastery of Comedy.

436
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm on there too. You got all cound of projects,

437
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: projects and ship out here, ladies and gentlemen. Ms Ida Rodriguez,

438
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: did you weren't here with the hood today? Yeah? That's

439
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: so funny. It's so funny because you know where I

440
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: come from where Miami, Liberty City. I grew up in

441
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: the central part of Miami. My mom lives in Liberty City.

442
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I grew up between Liberty, Liberty City and Overtown when baby,

443
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: but I didn't live there though, I lived in a

444
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: regular building. But it might as well have been back

445
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: to day. I used to rob as an R and

446
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: B group called Liberty City back in the day. Down there,

447
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: they got a song called who You Love It? Now

448
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking not back then, he was

449
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: sinking and quiet. Earlier he was singing one of the

450
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: hood Hood hood Hood girls before is musically in class.

451
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: Be there for you the Salt, a sample of the

452
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: Ain't Twins sample with Room Room need be find at

453
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 1: the music. I'll just be listening. Listen. I'm I called

454
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: a contact high all right, now, I'm here for a while.

455
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: Who keep changing? Put your old niggle back? Now. I

456
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: got too many cars I'd never be able to figure out.

457
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: But they keep you right there. But that they my

458
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: fruit teacher. It'll be like, yeah, yeah, I got too

459
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: many cars. I can never figure out the keys go

460
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: to whisk to what Chico got the biggest motherfucking truck

461
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: thinking when he called he be acting like he don't

462
00:35:50,520 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: get called hunted, learning like that he got a big

463
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: I had a question for y'all. When I was coming here.

464
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: Everybody was like, be careful. Atlanta's dangerous. Rob everywhere is dangerous.

465
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: Hold up and your half like that. They're robbing people

466
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: on mel rods. They said they like Beverly Hills. Yeah, yeah,

467
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Letting got a lot of inconvenient

468
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: as cramp. Still your cold and your shirt, take all

469
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: your loving off you. They stole somebody's shoes off of

470
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: their feet on mel Rose a couple of weeks ago.

471
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: I believe it took their jas off. The girl from

472
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: him literally laughing. She when ye Letting got PETI cram

473
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: and motherfucker, you know how you grow the fast food

474
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: and then you might stop and get some gas. When

475
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: we went on some ship that sticky food at the car, eat,

476
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: eat the wing and throw a bone back in there.

477
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: You walk up to your cock uping out the games

478
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: station and pay for your gases and make it your dog.

479
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: And I just got to right before the whole day.

480
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: We said, and if you play this, ain't you No,

481
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm not worried. You got like you from doing here

482
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: that the whole thing, like we can't even tell We'll

483
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: go to Florida State and I used to beat my

484
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: baby daddy is from grif Oh yeah, you got country.

485
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: So literally, ain't nothing but the sun and the dirt.

486
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: You cat it. I did what made you get in

487
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: the comedy? You know what I mean? I always wanted

488
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: to do it. Um yeah, you know. I'm not one

489
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: of those on comedians, Like people never believe I'm a

490
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: comic until they see me on stage. But I've always

491
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: wanted to do comedy. I love Richard Pryor. When I

492
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: was little, I used to watch him and I always

493
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: said I wanted to do it. And when I got

494
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: to l A, Chris Spencer pushed me on stage. It

495
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 1: was like people come to and then you know my mentors,

496
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: Corey Hocum So he likes Carlos. He thinks Carlos is funny.

497
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: The Corey is one of the funniest niggers. It ain't

498
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: too many people I like to watch in person. I'd

499
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: be like, I want to see him do it. I

500
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: don't even ama a little been a minute, because you

501
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: know he's gonna say. Yeah, he walks people all the time.

502
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: It's like it's interesting to watch who gets mad at

503
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: what Corey says. He had a fight with audience members

504
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: in d C Rember. Yeah, they just they got mad

505
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: at him. He was doing his Jesus was a side

506
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: baby joke and they got upset and they ended up

507
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: in a like at all the way brilliant. He's one

508
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: of my favorite comedians, fact, and he always been one

509
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: of the ones that could just like he he was

510
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: captivated and yeah he tell you some tell your whole

511
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: goddamn story. But that motherfucker hand just something the smartest,

512
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: quickest goddamned straight to the whole room for to be laughing.

513
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: This is the thing about Corey too, though. Man. It's

514
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: like people watch the jokes and they just seem like

515
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: everything to get this perception of But Corey one of

516
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: the motion Ye really nigger that would that you are

517
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: ever coming? Didn't you? Like? Don't know if I can

518
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: never say that about this put me on a plane

519
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: to do comedy. First person ever paid me over a

520
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: huntred dollars to tell the joke was Corey open Man.

521
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: It took me out that I added an improv with him.

522
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: Let me open up phone shout after the man. But

523
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: you know the funny thing about Cord, like here here

524
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: saying this good ship about him and be like play

525
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: little ship having these motherfucker's thinking on one of these.

526
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: One of the most interesting things to watch about Corey

527
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: is that you will see him go up after all

528
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: these comedians who are up here, and he'll get on

529
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: the stage and just stand there with his drink and

530
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: bring everybody to him. No, he don't ever raise his boys.

531
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: He does not ever get excitable. He's so brilliant. It's

532
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 1: really awesome to watch him. You'll want me to come

533
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: up and do all they got them, lady. Yeah, he's so.

534
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: My comedy is very confrontational, and he feels that, like

535
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: I'll tell him a joke and he'd be like, you

536
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: can go deeper, you can go further, you can go

537
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: let's go uglier, because he said, they don't expect that

538
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: from you, so take it there. And I think that

539
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: it's created a monster now because now I'm really confrontational

540
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: stage and now people walk out of my show and

541
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: that feels good because Paul Mooney used to tell me

542
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: and tell the motherucker walk out your show. You're not

543
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: a real comic. I mean, I've never had the pleasure

544
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: of punching somebody in the face. I mean, is everywhere like, yeah,

545
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: you got the ultimate always talking to you, but don't

546
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: know you had a school the glue at one time,

547
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: and the heaves every time I want did a mother

548
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: You'd be like, no, for what was this ship gonna do? Bro,

549
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. It made me feel better. Then at

550
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: some point, some something, you get him tell tell yeah

551
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: you fair, he's been fined until you leave. Then he

552
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: laid down like Prisson keeps said, though I'm not hitting trash,

553
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: like attacking meself to crash you, but you gonna call

554
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: it I like to call it. So he lay it

555
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: down like he's screaming. For the reason I want to

556
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: call it the song he hit me? Friend? When you left?

557
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: You know that ship but you man, you too, man,

558
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: that's I was glad that card to be one. That lawsuit, yeah,

559
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: because nothing's like motherfucker's keep showing you and then they

560
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: end up getting suited. Yeah, cord fees and your feetiship

561
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: coat and you're trying to assume you can, man, you

562
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: ain't eat that piece of hood that you said it

563
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: was so good. It ain't good because I ain't three

564
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: and it ain't good like you said it was. I

565
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: don't feel what's the verdict. It ain't better depend up

566
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: with a two hands which was a piece So technically

567
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: all that you like ship that looked like pizza that

568
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: kids don't like them. Yeah yeah, all this ship ain't

569
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: hitting the ship and up throwing the fun trying to

570
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: that's that. That's the bit that's gonna do it you

571
00:43:50,760 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: he ain't two hands to ship. Yeah yeah, I can't

572
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,479
Speaker 1: let you learn how to make pis like you making

573
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: you until get ship. That's the b's gonna sponsor. That's

574
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: all that ship where we gotta go with baby clothes.

575
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: That ship is not good. You got to take into

576
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: the bike and it's not the business. You put it down,

577
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: you go. You gotta keep taking bites. Then you gotta

578
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: spitting ship out crying. But you talked to all that ship.

579
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: That ship ain't hitting on nuting. I had three double

580
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: little piece off it don't matter. And they're like, she's

581
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: a dumb dottle. What do you want me to do?

582
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: I thought you eat that frozen ship if you want

583
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: to the fool pieces made really ingredients. They don't have ingredients.

584
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: They got topic Domino's got ingredients, No ingredients with it.

585
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: No anything could be ingredients, no ingredients. And so you

586
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: too have it to my guests to put the blunts out.

587
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes. Yeah, got real hat. She's gonna start speaking Spanish,

588
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: bit bro. I want to hear a lot more than

589
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: what if she did the rest of this interviewing Spanish.

590
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: We need that come my mom wife, Okay, to get

591
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: that ship? She would you take it too much? You

592
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 1: give me your name? Mais different how you say dcdn't

593
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: really like that piece be seen? Who stole out pizza?

594
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. At least that's too funny. Didn't have another.

595
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: Always I always hear people say, you know, we talk

596
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: about this female comedian and how difficult it is in

597
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: the game. You know, this male dominated that's about three

598
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: different minorities. Yes and yes, but I think when um,

599
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: you come from where I come from, nothing is going

600
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: to keep me from going with where I gotta go.

601
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: So I've had people, you know, say that the only

602
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: way I could go on the road with them if

603
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: I stayed in their bed, in their room, with them.

604
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: I've had comedians and fly me out to work with

605
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: them and then try to suck me, and when I'm

606
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: like no, I have to fly myself home. But I'm

607
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: better than them in comedy, so I'm you know what

608
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm doing. Human beings don't. Yeah, but it happens all

609
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: the time, and I think it happens in off fields

610
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: and women have to just when we When you decide

611
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: to be a comedian, you gotta be a comedian and

612
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: I can't be a victim and comedy. It's just it's

613
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: not gonna change overnight, and it's not gonna change for me.

614
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: So what Corey told me was right. Better than them,

615
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: be better than them and let them. Let them funk

616
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: with you like that. It doesn't matter. You're gonna You're

617
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: gonna always. Now they call me and ask me if

618
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: they can open from me the same dude, Yes, one

619
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: of them. You got you. Let me do a little

620
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: put you in this sk I got this joke for you.

621
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's the life of a woman comedian

622
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: is everybody got a joke for you. Let me write

623
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: for you, let me tell you how to do this.

624
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: You should say this all the time because men that

625
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: are like that wants you to perform for their perception.

626
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: They want you to be who they want you to

627
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: be as a woman and not as a comedian. And

628
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: it happens all the time. But to me, the hottest

629
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: pen will always win, you know, like it's all the

630
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: largest get the jokes. They don't forget the mother be funny,

631
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: and I go to right for some comedians that I'm in,

632
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: so I know that I'm a good writer. So so

633
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: what's your what's your thinking process of right? Because that's

634
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: what I'm in the game, and that when I'm like,

635
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: I want to go back to drawing book and I

636
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: want to see that. I want to go be right

637
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 1: some ship. I want to go right, get getting together

638
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: all over again. What you want? What story you want

639
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: to tell? Like when you prepare for me, every set

640
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: is a story and you feed the story with the jokes.

641
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: But what is it that you're trying to say? Somebody

642
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: like you has to come twice as hard because they

643
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: you of you. It's not because you have visibility, you

644
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: have fame already, you know you got stuff. You gotta

645
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: prove yourself more. And you know that I'm not trying

646
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: to shoot on you. So you gotta come back and say,

647
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: this is a story. I gotta tell where you're from.

648
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: It's very important because a lot of people don't know

649
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: really where you're from. You just emerge and became this

650
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: sensation that everybody became fascinated with it. They don't know

651
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: your bad story. So when you punch somebody in the

652
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: face and they realize you ain't no punk, they know

653
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: you come from somewhere real. They should know about that, right,

654
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: And so for me, I think personally, I would I

655
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: would start with origin story because I think it's important

656
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: for people to understand where you come from, because then

657
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: they understand why you think the way you think. And

658
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: and like where I come from, I grew up on

659
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: food stamps, and you know, I grew up around yourug addict.

660
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: I think we just made me want some king right

661
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: with the little Those people deserve their stories to be told.

662
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: And when we get in this comedy game around these

663
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: white people, they'll start saying, Oh, that's that ghetto comedy,

664
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: that's that urban comedy. But that's why you gotta write

665
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: some jokes for the white people too. Man. You gotta

666
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 1: go into the whole. You know what I mean? As

667
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: a writer, do you think which one do you? Do

668
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: you enjoy this morning? And I'm going up and just

669
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: saying what you can come up with on stage, like

670
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: I enjoyed, Like like you said that when we met,

671
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: when oh my god, you had you went on that

672
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: stage in the belly around. Yeah, just went in on

673
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: all the comedians. Yeah you know what I mean, because

674
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: for me, that was what happened. When I walked in.

675
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: Then nobody spoke to me, like except for one dude,

676
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: and he know I would have said something to him

677
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: if he didn't speak to me. But I wasn't tripping

678
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: off everybody else. But that's what I was talking about,

679
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: because when I got all stage, everybody was like, oh,

680
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: Chico Man, nice to meet you. I'm like, well, why

681
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: you niggas like saying that when I first came in

682
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: and they couldn't remember you, like some competitor. Yeah, Choco, Yeah,

683
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: that's Hope being I take his name, just being out there.

684
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: That's why I always said I ain't Beaterson. I have

685
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: a theory most people that you meet in the l

686
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: A Area hungry. It's literally my theory, like physically hungry,

687
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: ye hungry for that's hungry for a meal. You can't

688
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: get caught up in the meet. It's like you got

689
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: to go out there like it's odd when you're in

690
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: the entertainment industry, because I was staying at least I mean,

691
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about out there specifically Corey. Speaking

692
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 1: of Corey, he was one of the dudes that gave

693
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: of the game. We were standing out in front of

694
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: what's the club that's right ba to Roscoe's the Comedy.

695
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: So we're outside of the Union and you know, they're

696
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: having like a little Who's the funniest in front of

697
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: the club session that they have out there, and you know,

698
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm just out there just waiting to go. I was

699
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: going to audition for something to do. Saying something to

700
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: me and I just kind of brushed it off and

701
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: another Comedyy was like, I'm just gonna I feel like that. Man,

702
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: I don't know that nigga. You who they came up

703
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: as that was having to put me into the siding

704
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: to let me tell you something about out here. Man,

705
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: let these niggas just talk, he said, because once it's over,

706
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: if you stay long enough, you're gonna see it. Nigga

707
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: looking around and just stopped walking down the street. They've

708
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,399
Speaker 1: got no friends out here, man, You know what, they

709
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: don't even get caught up in this ship. Do your

710
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: thing so there'll be the funniest shippers. People don't. It's

711
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: just like to be talking just like nothing. Then just

712
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: split up, walk off everybody down the street competing for

713
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: one spot because they have let these white people convince

714
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: them that there's only one spot at the top. And

715
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: if you understand economics, then you know that that's not

716
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 1: the case. You know that if there is an Amy

717
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: Schumer and the Whitney Cummings and the Nicki Blazer, but

718
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: they're all eating right, they're all making money and there's

719
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: room for all of them, just like there was a

720
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: Dane Cook and a I mean, they're they're multiple white

721
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: comedians who make money. But they've convinced the people of

722
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: color to believe the want each other, and then everybody

723
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: else is scrambling at the bottom instead of focusing on

724
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: how what you did? He left last comic standing, He

725
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: created a following. He made him mark at the clubs,

726
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: and people were he's undeniable, so it doesn't matter, like

727
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what did he make. They know when

728
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: he goes to a club people are going to be

729
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: in the seats, but people are not focused on that.

730
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: They're so bigly trying to top on each other and

731
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: be everybody else instead of being themselves, and everybody's miserable

732
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: because if you think there's only room for one person

733
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: at the top, you're gonna be miserable all day long.

734
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: Because kevil Hard ain't going nowhere no times. You know,

735
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm an artist, I'm not. I have no desire to

736
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: extend into celebrity culture like I don't. They goofy to

737
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: me because of where I come from. Loyalty is at

738
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: the It's more important than love. So for me, I

739
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: don't funk with those people. Me and him bonded during

740
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: the last time and standing it was me and him

741
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: against the world because we don't. I don't. I don't

742
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: come from that. I'm a true artist, like all I

743
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: want to do is create, And for me, I always

744
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: God always takes care of me. I'm always fine, I'm

745
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: never struggling. I'm never but I don't participate in that.

746
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: For me, it's just about the art, the integrity of

747
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: the art, because if if you're good, they will come.

748
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Clayton's playing is the one

749
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: of those people that they those white comedians be like

750
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: he's he's really smart, like he's really funny, like they

751
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: love too was anybody likes smart because oh he knows

752
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, they're not as supposed to know. How

753
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:16,240
Speaker 1: did you know? Yeah? You know a lot of random

754
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: man ship. That's good ship. Yeah, I don't know where

755
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 1: the fun be studying encyclopedia, just the right ship life lessons. Yeah,

756
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: like that Slumdog Million that I just know the right

757
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: answers at the right time some time. Yeah, you've been

758
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: knowing some ship though, matter where we come from, we're

759
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: just as smart as anybody else. I'm still here. Always

760
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: think about the hypothetical white people who black people think exists.

761
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: What if some of this ship, like white people can't

762
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: even take credit for them like that so not us bro,

763
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: but whatever they dude, we have nothing to do with.

764
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: It's so about us, bro, Like we're in charge of

765
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: like racism and that's it, bro, Like all these other

766
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: industries about racism and that's capitalism. You don't like racism

767
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: is bad, but capitalism is like racism. Like racism, Like

768
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,879
Speaker 1: it's the same white people holding me back to man,

769
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: I don't have as much as you think I am.

770
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm white, but I'm not like white white.

771
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: But that's true though, But those people don't know it. Man,

772
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: that's the truth, that's actually facts. But they don't know

773
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: that they're being held by the same people that are

774
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: holding us down. It's the same because they think that

775
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: one day the white the right white people go see

776
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: them and be like, dude, you're not in you Why

777
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: didn't you say something? We thought we were doing it.

778
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: You ain't the time of the poor white people here.

779
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: This is injustice. We can't say they don't go scoop

780
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: people up and be like, there you go, you mean

781
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: waiting for you to do what? I like, what if

782
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: the white person is that evil and he like saying

783
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: that reparation through some niggas, and now they were supposed

784
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: to distribute it, but they just kept all the money,

785
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: they'd probably be good. How the like, what if they

786
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: always picked just one nigga to everybody lack him, like

787
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: make him a billionaire, see if he helps his people

788
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: people already they'd rather keep him score. They were up

789
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: and we're setting it up. I mean, we've given the

790
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: resources away. They just want to help each other. What

791
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: if they gave all the reparations to open and she

792
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: was supposed to pass him out. What if they gave

793
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: okay the bad okay, okay, the right thing. He worked there.

794
00:57:52,480 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: We can't say out over down over something. You let

795
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: him clar know. She just loves the man. Cut the

796
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: whole party. We're going fun though. He got a lot

797
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: of work. Jazon doing it was like, all right, oh

798
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: they hold they did he do it? He did it

799
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: a little bit, you got it. That's the thing. He

800
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: thought it. He freed he freed it from jams. But

801
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: he was like he freed from the dam. I didn't

802
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, alright, alright because I left. Okay, okay,

803
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: he did it. He do it? He did it. He

804
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: definitely ain't do it. He did it before, I mean

805
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: away home. He did it, was supposed to do it.

806
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: Rapped about it. Did he see? I didn't want to

807
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: be about that. He didn't do it. Don't they did?

808
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: He did it? Should were supposed to do it? Oh

809
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: did damn? Shouldn't do it. Didn't do what he done?

810
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: What did he do? Didn't do what he did? Didn't

811
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: do it? Didn't do it? Then it does. Maybe it does.

812
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: Who I'm saying here, everybody who got no money employing Mayweather? Yeah, no,

813
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: Lebron over there, the school in Africa, we don't see it.

814
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: They don't count all that. I don't know. Maybe the

815
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: rule is you may the count that much of this

816
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: money is you want to or your people. We just

817
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: can't nobody ever find out about and see what we

818
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: need j Z because nobody assist this. Knew if if

819
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: the news get out that you're doing all this good ship,

820
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna take all your keep it up in the table.

821
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: Lebron's day he will be. He's clear. It's not a

822
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: lot country, a lot of I ain't gonna lie just

823
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: because it's not being televised. And I mean they're not

824
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,439
Speaker 1: doing that's a fact that I gotta differ doing ship

825
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: they're doing do k that's little a little bit. They're

826
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: scared to do something major all they want. Of course,

827
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: I mean, anybody who comes for capitalism in America gets murdered,

828
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: because you know, Martin Luther King was fine until he

829
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: started talking about capitalism. That's when they killed. Have never

830
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: brought it up Fred Hammond, you know, he was twenty

831
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: one and they killed him because he knew exactly what

832
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: the what the problem was, and they took him out

833
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: early before he even became So that's the problem you

834
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: could talk about. You can be talking about racism your

835
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: whole life. Look, Jesse Jackson is still a lie. But

836
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: the minute you start talking about their money, that's when

837
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,479
Speaker 1: they come for your phone rings. Somewhere with a white

838
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: man's god. Yeah, what's your favorite place to perform? New York? Real? Well, Um,

839
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: the audiences aren't not forgiving. If you're not funny, they

840
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: will let you know, and they're just you know if

841
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: you if you make them laugh. In New York, you

842
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: go to Carolines and you then you know you funny.

843
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: You know. I like performing in places where there's balanced.

844
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't like performing where there's all white people. There

845
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: has to be us because we don't laugh easy. But

846
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: if we laugh, we laugh for real white you know,

847
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,439
Speaker 1: white people feel like, oh that's funny, that's so clever.

848
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: But that's not a laugh. I don't want to see

849
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: you laugh laugh. Yes, applause is not even a laugh.

850
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: It's an identification of something clever. Yeah, see some comaybe

851
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: they're getting class and that's d I won't because we

852
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: all know the ship that would make people do that.

853
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: That's I feel like when you get a class, sometimes

854
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: you just a class. Sometimes when you say some real ship.

855
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: But he said already one of that you can tear.

856
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: That were fun to somebody and then they enjoyed the

857
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: They were like, who yeah, yeah, you don't call a

858
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: couple of loads. Yeah no, absolutely, but not just class,

859
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: but just the class without the laugh That was a

860
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: performance class. That's good. That's that's like when you do

861
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: your dismount and they give you they're clapping for the execution.

862
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so good. I never saw it.

863
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: Comment like, you tricked me? Where does that voice come?

864
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: I do a lot of voices, lasting flaus breaks were

865
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: hilarious because those are the weirdest people. Man. They were

866
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: just the weirdest times and you can make them. Pa.

867
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: These were some different kind of thing. The white people

868
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: drink milk for dinner. Yeah. Like there were parts of

869
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: my jokes where people were laughing. I was. I would

870
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: be like, that's funny. I didn't know that that was

871
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: not the punchline. But saying you calling you y'all sit up,

872
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: and you're like y'all said we say dog. He's saying, no,

873
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: call saying he said, hatch you. He said, catch carl us.

874
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: You won't smoke. Catch you what you call what you

875
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: call it up? What you call it, we call it

876
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: catch up? Right with you said it's a do we

877
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: say don ray dog saying again, that's why I've been

878
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: looking at something flash l a show and I be like,

879
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: this is that looks like hell to me? You got

880
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: everybody you can think of on these damn flask Oh

881
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: my gosh, the flyers. You ever seen some of these

882
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: flash who was putting these fucking shows together? And they're

883
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: going to people going to watch the Oh my god,

884
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 1: well right now because everything was locked down, So now

885
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: everybody's clamoring for a comedy because they the most random

886
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 1: as of people you think they were. They were trying

887
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: to do diversity right there. For diversity, like everything don't

888
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,959
Speaker 1: need to be diverse, But that's what happened. They would

889
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: do divers we got it. Yeah, shows would not have

890
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: a we want to care every which everybody coming to

891
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: the show. That's the thing about diversity. You can't accommodate

892
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: for mother puckers who are not there just in case first,

893
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 1: that's why I like this this side of the country.

894
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's funny. First on the East

895
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: coast to south, Like, if you're funny, you're gonna get

896
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 1: put onto something somebody else. It's easy to tool. Then

897
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 1: they don't care not about They want to know what

898
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: else you got going on? What you're doing, how hot

899
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: you all right? You go to San Francisco is a

900
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: good comedy market, Like they don't play that out there.

901
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: That's that's the thing about comedy though. It's like all

902
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: it is the right the wrong way to do this ship.

903
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: All this ship is supposed to be different. It's supposed

904
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: to be different in this Like you can't be catering

905
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: to what you think comedy is. Bro that's what makes

906
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: the show dope. It's like, everybody don't need to be

907
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,959
Speaker 1: on the same Oh route, this ship, a route, this route.

908
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: This look how good I can remember and performed this ship.

909
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: It's like if you watch a comedy show, nigger, all

910
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,959
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's who come up, they're supposed to be different

911
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 1: and performance, and it's like we're losing the nuances of comedy.

912
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: We're moving. We losing motherfucker's who tell jokes with the mics,

913
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: then motherfucker's don't tell junk from the sad no more.

914
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: It's like everybody doing their best version of comedian. That's

915
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: what we when we were judging that show, it was.

916
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,959
Speaker 1: It was those comics that were going up there doing

917
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: what they're you know, like you'll see a comedian grab

918
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: a drink and then they'll slur their speech like some

919
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: of the comedians used to do back in the day.

920
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 1: But you know it's not real, you know what I mean,

921
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: Like you see them embodying somebody else and that's why

922
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: they you know, like I'm would be me. I don't

923
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: have to be anybody else. I don't have to walk

924
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: around tap dancing for jokes. It's just not my personality.

925
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: It's just who I am. But I'll see somebody else

926
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: and I just saw somebody do me on stage and

927
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: it was it was amazing to watch because they don't

928
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: weren't getting no last And I was like, because you're

929
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: not being yourself, you can't do you mean actually doing

930
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: your know, not doing my material, but doing my style

931
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: of comedy in a way, because I know it's a

932
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: person who watches me all the time and know your

933
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: ship when you see it yeah, ain't got to be

934
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: saying what you're saying verbatim. But they're trying to tell

935
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 1: they're trying to do that ship like you. They're using

936
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: your verbage because you went out your way different verbage

937
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: in this bit, Like if I go to the club

938
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: and not do a motherfucking right nacerous joke, and I've

939
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: been knowing you ain't got no right nas joke. The

940
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: next time I've seen you, you're talking about elephants, Yeah

941
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 1: nig you ain't talking about ring but nigga. When you

942
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: started talking about yeah nigga, you you ain't, that's when

943
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: you really own the nigga nuance. Like you're trying to

944
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 1: talk like a month and you want to say the

945
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: ship that you heard them say it right, like you

946
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: taking nigga tag and just be like, Oh, that's just

947
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: that's how people talk. No, it's not where you get

948
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: it from. You know, you know, you already know, and

949
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 1: it's just it doesn't work. That's the thing is when

950
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 1: you do like I've seen people trying to do Corey

951
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: hold him on stage and you just be like, oh,

952
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: that doesn't work for you. Nobody believes you have a side. Bit,

953
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 1: so you can't even start there, right, and we don't believe, no, no,

954
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 1: we don't believe. We don't believe you got a made

955
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So, And if you watch the people

956
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: do it, and it just it's really sad to watch

957
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: because you're gonna you're gonna burn out because even you

958
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: can't do somebody else for a long time, Eventually you

959
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 1: gotta because you're gonna follow me around and see what

960
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: I do all the time. And it's just what That's

961
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 1: what the Ray told me one time. He said, they

962
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: always restricted to whatever you think if they're doing you,

963
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 1: So let them have that ship because you're gonna think

964
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 1: of something else, but they're gonna be waiting on you

965
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 1: to think of it before they can do anything. That's

966
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: another one who's been doing his He's been doing him forever,

967
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: and now everybody catch caught up to him because at

968
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 1: first he was too cute to do comedy or he

969
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: got the green eyes or I feel like anybody can

970
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: learn confidence from the get love the funk out of himself.

971
01:08:56,360 --> 01:09:00,439
Speaker 1: Yeah don't. That's absolutely first. The first more it took

972
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: me on the road beside the O G S. When

973
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: I first got on, he was like look, may I'm

974
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: tripping man about come on and road me show you

975
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: how to she go woo. Before you know it was

976
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 1: Timmy Hatch was on the show with us and six

977
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: months later she blew literally like blue and it was

978
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: just like fun to see hook even transition and go crazy.

979
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: But that I already scuse. He was one of the

980
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: first one that brought me on the road and you

981
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean, showed me the road to this ship. Yeah,

982
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 1: when I was on I was on the Shock All

983
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,600
Speaker 1: Star Tour and d Ray was my keeper, Like d

984
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 1: Ray was be the one to be like, come here,

985
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: because you know what on that tour, I had to

986
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: prove myself because it's Michael Blacks and Tony Roberts, d Ray,

987
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 1: Tommy Davidson and I would be the only woman every

988
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: week and earthquake and every week I would have to

989
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 1: approve myself and they would they would test me, they

990
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 1: would they hazed me, and Dray would always be the

991
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: one that's like Steve Little announce. Since you come from

992
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 1: that type of background where people kind of grown Jude,

993
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: do you do that with being in l A. I

994
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,680
Speaker 1: know you see so many people that do comedy, and

995
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 1: do you reach out and say, Okay, I see something

996
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: and you come in, let me give you some advice,

997
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: and well, me and Tiffany, that was our pact. Me

998
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 1: and Tiffany always said because me, Tiffany was mocking intour

999
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: because she was doing comedy longer than me. But we

1000
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: always that was our thing. When I did Last, we

1001
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: did Last Comic Faniy, Tiffany was on a show call

1002
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: Funniest Winds that was at the same time, and we

1003
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: both were like, whoever goes first throws a rope back.

1004
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: But we always we are Our click has always been

1005
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: look out for somebody else because we're not envious, hater

1006
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: as bitches, you know what I'm saying. We have confidence

1007
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 1: on ourselves in ourselves that we don't have to hate

1008
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: on other women or other people. And it's very hard

1009
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 1: to navigate in a business where people who hate themselves

1010
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: are around you because jealousy is self hate. And so

1011
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,679
Speaker 1: she and I have never been like that. She would

1012
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: call me and be like, did you made it to

1013
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 1: the top ten? Like we always had this thing with

1014
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: each other, and we always said we were going to

1015
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: help other people and she's still doing it, like you

1016
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: still she when we did they ready. Tiffany just had

1017
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 1: to come a star like she didn't really have time

1018
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 1: to do that. She still wasn't cemented in the game,

1019
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,679
Speaker 1: you know, like and she still said that I'm gonna

1020
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure y'all do it, and I'm gonna

1021
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: make sure they pay y'all like like what they pay

1022
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: white men. And she made sure that we did and

1023
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: she took a pay cut so that she could give us.

1024
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 1: They ready, but she wasn't even She still hadn't even

1025
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: done her own Netflix special. Ours came out first and

1026
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,280
Speaker 1: then hers came out. But we always been like that,

1027
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: you know, we always and I don't understand why you

1028
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,720
Speaker 1: can't be like that, especially black and brown people. That's

1029
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,720
Speaker 1: the only way we go forward is if we have solidarity.

1030
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 1: If we keep up with this hating a ship, we

1031
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: eat it. We eat it ourselves. We don't. They don't

1032
01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: even have to do anything. They're like, maybe we're gonna

1033
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: get some more black people. O. Man, it's cool. I

1034
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: think it's man or some chilling's funny because you know,

1035
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: I totally different. School was black and fifty one percent

1036
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:29,559
Speaker 1: hispanicsh we don't have people but the teachers, so it's

1037
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:31,560
Speaker 1: so funny. It was like culture shock when you go

1038
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 1: to l A and then they black people and the

1039
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: Latinos hate each other, and we're like, what the fun

1040
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,000
Speaker 1: that's when they come over here. They'd be like they

1041
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: love the Union, and I'd be like, right, I love it.

1042
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: But when you see why, you're like, Okay, they love

1043
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 1: it when it's out here, right whatever, we don't do

1044
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 1: that culture too out there for them to never be

1045
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: able to get past that gang culture too. It's the

1046
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 1: gang culture. It's just that ship run deep all the way. Yeah,

1047
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 1: that comes from the prisons over there. They have the

1048
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 1: separation because they all at war. That ship been going

1049
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 1: on for a long Somebody's grandma street name is Puppet,

1050
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 1: Happy Puppet. Somebody is somebody's grandfather. Now got a soft

1051
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 1: spot for a little black and brown baby, Like you say, dogs,

1052
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that's gonna cill racism is black grandchildren.

1053
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,680
Speaker 1: That's guy's punishment for the most racist people. That's what

1054
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 1: they said, Um, black grand you've been in the grocery

1055
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: store and heard those passion white ladies giving them species.

1056
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 1: It's a black ball. That's like it's a regular boarl.

1057
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: The podcast Grand grandy, come get in the man and

1058
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: sleep with that. My every las bool, we don't see

1059
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: the coloring this there. Daddy's black man, he's bulls. He's

1060
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: pretty good black dude. They said. Everybody was just stop

1061
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: old you on it. He said, everybody. The majority of

1062
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: people will be No. This is what people. That's the

1063
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,559
Speaker 1: thing that's like, these white supremises are losing their minds

1064
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,759
Speaker 1: right now because if you don't have any white people

1065
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: and white people have six to one, no, it's gonna

1066
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: be so many motherfucker's enter bread that they ain't gonna

1067
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: have no choice because this little generation don't give a

1068
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:43,640
Speaker 1: funk about that. Boss. Okay, we don't interminge that we

1069
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 1: now grip, but we still forgot you a lot of

1070
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 1: heads over there. Yeah, racism falling offn't tell you. They

1071
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: don't even talk about this. I saw a clip on

1072
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: the internet with this little white girl out front of

1073
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 1: the high school. She said, I'm so glad the years

1074
01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 1: ago the first black man, Martin Luther King, ended slavery

1075
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 1: because without that, people would be getting whipped right now.

1076
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: It was just like you but broke what reality is.

1077
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 1: They don't have a connection and the ship was brother

1078
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: like you didn't checking little racism by get your when

1079
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 1: she was like, people will be getting with it. It

1080
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: wasn't remark she said. She said the first black man

1081
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King and then slavery, and they didn't let

1082
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 1: you go out of far. She go back, ship just

1083
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: kids they learning about it now that they don't even

1084
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: teach it. They to take it out. They try to

1085
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 1: take race. They don't looking they don't want to look different.

1086
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: Racist white man ever seen a black one with the

1087
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: fatass and was like, dude, I'm out bro as this

1088
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 1: ship was cool, This ship was cool at first, but

1089
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: like this whole hating black people ship, I don't get it.

1090
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 1: They never affected fucking motherfucker's be racist and hate motherfucker's

1091
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: and still for I don't know why that's the default

1092
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:33,400
Speaker 1: setting for I'm okay with with black people. I date

1093
01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: black dudes, Yeah, but you make them wear little goddamn

1094
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: dress up losing Yeah, you little dressing with no sleeves

1095
01:16:44,439 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 1: and ship with anything that was like with blackness. Mot

1096
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 1: reason I had to leave the part of oh my god,

1097
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 1: I call you in here for what is this? What

1098
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: dos ghetto bit who dropped out of school and any

1099
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 1: caught sucking, sucks dick and eats watermellon forth through cheeto,

1100
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:26,600
Speaker 1: bagi d bitch, white man and white man. What is

1101
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 1: it going through cheet big D students and big to

1102
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: the g D student sucks the white man that work.

1103
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,720
Speaker 1: The ain't got nothing to do with that. You can

1104
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 1: still be privalent. That's been well. I mean the fascination

1105
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 1: where they had started during slavery. And it's funny how

1106
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 1: all them girls in l A, all the white girls

1107
01:17:54,080 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: got big lips, come on all that then going to

1108
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 1: the channing booth like skin Darker. Last magazine they said

1109
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: she was channeling her inner black woman in a black woman.

1110
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 1: Let that black lady out, black woman trapping you come home?

1111
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 1: Were gon be the black woman that come out and

1112
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: say she's channeling her in a white woman. I don't

1113
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 1: even think you can say that publicly, To be honest,

1114
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:29,760
Speaker 1: I was track for two years. You're gonna get crucifized

1115
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 1: and mom because in a Jennifer Anderson mother gonna look

1116
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 1: at you crazy. But it's like nobody wants a channel there.

1117
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: I don't even know about black people that give an

1118
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 1: enough about like I don't feel like black people give

1119
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: enough to even be racist. You can't be racist if

1120
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: you're black. It's impossible. But a lot of people say that.

1121
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,960
Speaker 1: But this is this is an argument on books can be,

1122
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:57,879
Speaker 1: we could be, we could be. We can't get ready racist.

1123
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 1: It's a mean moil there, black up. Look, bro, leave

1124
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:06,080
Speaker 1: that motherfucker like get vote part of things on the vote.

1125
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: Leave him a little now, bro, they gotta get it.

1126
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 1: Every time you feel me, bro, you tripping, trying your

1127
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 1: energy somewhether fun else you ain't been the people in

1128
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,360
Speaker 1: the woods. Come on, Try to wonder how much racism

1129
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 1: has affected the quality of my life, you know, back then?

1130
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 1: You know, you know when like I wonder how I'm

1131
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:40,640
Speaker 1: directly affected by this ship? Like if I wasn't this

1132
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:46,480
Speaker 1: directly affected by local racism, what I could have possibly

1133
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:52,720
Speaker 1: have been exposed to? Man then ship right now? Like

1134
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 1: I was born in the eighties, right, and we know

1135
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 1: for a fact that in the eighties in the projects,

1136
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: everybody was os to lead paid and lead windows and

1137
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 1: asbestos and lead in the water and mercury and all

1138
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 1: types of ship you get what I'm saying, Like, I

1139
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:18,679
Speaker 1: wonder how much this ship, like you're talking about Wick

1140
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: and all at some point of our life, We're going

1141
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 1: to find out that these things were not good for

1142
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:30,599
Speaker 1: us in the long term. We didn't found that out. Yeah,

1143
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 1: what if we sunk around and find out kool aid

1144
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 1: the little ship before you make the cooolaid, that glass

1145
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,680
Speaker 1: in it or something. We don't know what the fun

1146
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: the long term effect is going to be of the

1147
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 1: ship that we've been exposed to. We don't know. In

1148
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 1: ten years, motherfucking heards might start falling off from using

1149
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 1: that phone and ship. They never really drank water, crazy

1150
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: ship like that exactly, watching the type of head last

1151
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,439
Speaker 1: start coming out. Sixty six percent of Tesla owners have

1152
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:03,240
Speaker 1: cancer now one of them commercials. If you were anyone

1153
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 1: that you loved had owned the Tesla from nineteen two

1154
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:13,720
Speaker 1: thousand and twenty, you may be in con for real

1155
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:24,280
Speaker 1: heard them trip you took the commercial. If you've ever

1156
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 1: had an Arch DeLux supersized when it was thirty nine cents,

1157
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:31,760
Speaker 1: please call this number immediately. You already know that Arch

1158
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 1: with the round bacon. If you from two to two

1159
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:43,320
Speaker 1: thousand this number, contact your local poise and center Canadian

1160
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,240
Speaker 1: Bacon on it. It wasn't Canadian Baby from Hickory Bacon,

1161
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 1: but It was a circle around bacon and that ship Archer,

1162
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: the Lucks. I don't even remember that. You don't remember

1163
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 1: the archerd de Lucks. They made a sandwich that that

1164
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:58,240
Speaker 1: was targeted for grown people. Was that McDonald's Archer. They

1165
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 1: had an adult sand It was supposed to be like

1166
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,840
Speaker 1: a quarter pounds of type Big Mac minus the max sauce.

1167
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,720
Speaker 1: It was like an adult sandwich with like day with

1168
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 1: apple sauce. Not just to get your mustardburg It was

1169
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: like your friend tomato. They had just different. They had

1170
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: a friend started it starts like that. I never ate

1171
01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:24,320
Speaker 1: A fan was like, I never know, but I ain't

1172
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: even make a real fans. That's this guy. I've done

1173
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 1: that Michael Jordan sandwich he had. Yeah, what was the

1174
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan don't? I think it was just a quarter

1175
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:37,240
Speaker 1: pounded with some bacon and some barbecue sauce. That bitch

1176
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: to this day, give me some bacon and barbecue sauce.

1177
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:43,160
Speaker 1: If I go to McDonald's. I don't go. If I'm

1178
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 1: forced to. There's a shame minute. Yeah, you know what

1179
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,720
Speaker 1: pig eat you? If you don't eat that out there?

1180
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 1: That's literally a rhetorical question. Yeah, well what come ou,

1181
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:07,840
Speaker 1: that's old nigga stopped eating's the last time I happened.

1182
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 1: I can do what's not a pig like they don't

1183
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 1: have no pores and then all the fat, all of

1184
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 1: the secretion comes out of the hoods. I couldn't never

1185
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,439
Speaker 1: eat him again. Do you know how you do that?

1186
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 1: You turn the heat up on half. That should make

1187
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:33,360
Speaker 1: him up bad eat I could do. I never even

1188
01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:37,160
Speaker 1: knew about a Michael Jordan's sandwichadger that we grew up

1189
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:40,599
Speaker 1: on McDonald's and ship. We're the fast food generation. We've

1190
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: watched McDonald's become this little stuck up who that she

1191
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,320
Speaker 1: isn't now what about him? That bitch was so good

1192
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:53,880
Speaker 1: when she Kaye was dating. That's how he had what

1193
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:57,320
Speaker 1: he had her looking good looks look like the Handburg

1194
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:02,599
Speaker 1: talking about. You know, I told you I got a theory.

1195
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: Kanye West watched this show man if he come on

1196
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,559
Speaker 1: the internet started pouring out a little ship like every

1197
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 1: time we mentioned that nigger, he kind of like he

1198
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:17,480
Speaker 1: do something to ship there. We say, man, I had too,

1199
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: but we don't tell you, bro, they're gonna have me

1200
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,720
Speaker 1: looking like the track. We know you watched this ship

1201
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 1: a cat time machine to get some regular clothes, and

1202
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 1: then they get homeless gear, now regular clothes, the old clothes. Yeah,

1203
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, you know I'm show blanket. It's his version

1204
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:56,680
Speaker 1: of Coture and the people spending all that money on

1205
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: a fashion genus. He I ain't, and then I don't

1206
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:10,680
Speaker 1: spend anything. You know, I'm gonna support it crazy, and

1207
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:14,240
Speaker 1: that's what all about his hope is closed. I rethought

1208
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:16,960
Speaker 1: my whole stance on it because I feel like at

1209
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:19,240
Speaker 1: some point I'm gonna go crazy too, mocay, and I

1210
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:21,240
Speaker 1: ain't gonna want y'all to throw me away when I

1211
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 1: had my episodes we're you supposed to do when go crazy?

1212
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. I'm planning them. You think I'm not

1213
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,280
Speaker 1: gonna go crazy, just gonna want you'll turn on me.

1214
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,800
Speaker 1: You should when you do it. I've been waiting. I

1215
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:41,479
Speaker 1: don't want to like everybody. You know, I'm saying, when

1216
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:43,800
Speaker 1: I hit my goal in the money, I'm gonna do

1217
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,479
Speaker 1: some ship that I know a lot of people ain't

1218
01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 1: gonna agree with. And I just want you and I

1219
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:52,559
Speaker 1: just want y'all to be able to say, wait, wait, wait,

1220
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:59,880
Speaker 1: let go clear. I got your at him from or

1221
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:05,240
Speaker 1: the personally, I ain't never been made at because I

1222
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:13,920
Speaker 1: don't people. That's what I'm saying, that flavory wasn't a

1223
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,960
Speaker 1: choice and out on that ship. I mean, but you

1224
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,880
Speaker 1: don't understand like that all of us have opinions about

1225
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,320
Speaker 1: ship that we we just gonna offend. We would feel

1226
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 1: the same way about a people gonna be like, let

1227
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 1: your hell, yeah say happen. I think it's crazy that

1228
01:26:29,479 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 1: people put dicks in there. Now, I think that's crazy,

1229
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 1: but I know that we need them people. You know

1230
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:45,439
Speaker 1: what crazy? I think it's crazy as here that they

1231
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:53,120
Speaker 1: were putting dicks in their mother watch me be the

1232
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:57,599
Speaker 1: only one to get canceled to this another one. That's

1233
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 1: what the grad is. We trust we put that thing.

1234
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:20,400
Speaker 1: You'll think me a new staple and crazy. You have

1235
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:28,000
Speaker 1: the more germs than anything. You trust ships, girl, see

1236
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:34,439
Speaker 1: you that it's okay, and see the feeling before you

1237
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 1: go away here man and as in there, that's true though.

1238
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,760
Speaker 1: It's everybody had. And that's the thing that pisces me

1239
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 1: off when they try to cancel comedians of color, when

1240
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: they talk about homosexuality. That wasn't even about that's general. No, No,

1241
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:57,719
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. But what I'm saying

1242
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:02,200
Speaker 1: they indoctrinate us to be homophobic and then they penalize

1243
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:05,479
Speaker 1: us for it. And it's like and in our where

1244
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: we look it wasn't clube. You just thought about it again.

1245
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I never losing about we tell the women where you

1246
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:26,639
Speaker 1: tell ladies Like I didn't say people because I don't

1247
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:33,280
Speaker 1: want to leave no better life. Don't you ain't say

1248
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:42,280
Speaker 1: that you could need people? Listen, everybody, we need them people.

1249
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 1: We do because I'm not speaking for me, like not

1250
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:49,120
Speaker 1: in this room. The people on the other side don't

1251
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 1: put dicks in the out dick all need these people.

1252
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:56,240
Speaker 1: That's funk up. We gotta go into this much depth

1253
01:28:56,760 --> 01:29:00,840
Speaker 1: to make sure many was like we were that everything

1254
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,960
Speaker 1: today he said, do that as what's suck up? We

1255
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:07,880
Speaker 1: don't we go. We gotta be able to talk over

1256
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:11,320
Speaker 1: We got all the people. They don't know everything. We

1257
01:29:11,439 --> 01:29:15,479
Speaker 1: got our old baby can't the people in their mouth

1258
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,439
Speaker 1: on this set, all the people who don't on this

1259
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 1: sh I'm not doing you, but all the people on

1260
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:27,040
Speaker 1: this I know that y'all accept that they do this.

1261
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,920
Speaker 1: We didn't let y'all know we appreciate. I'm not I'm

1262
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,560
Speaker 1: gonna tell the stuff this ship. I just think the

1263
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 1: whole concept of this ship as well. You can hear

1264
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:40,920
Speaker 1: some people who do that, and then there's some people

1265
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:44,720
Speaker 1: who would doing that right you and you and your

1266
01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:51,360
Speaker 1: It's some people they can't leave you gotta do that way,

1267
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:56,160
Speaker 1: not yall. Just understand. It's some people that can't believe

1268
01:29:56,200 --> 01:30:00,479
Speaker 1: that nigga on their fays. They can't the niggas on

1269
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:05,320
Speaker 1: the side when just for pussy too, because they don't

1270
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:11,599
Speaker 1: anywhere what a vagina really does. Where is there anywhere anywhere?

1271
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:16,519
Speaker 1: You're saying that head should his knees don't anywhere, And

1272
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:19,240
Speaker 1: that's exactly the point. You wasn't lover so you have

1273
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,439
Speaker 1: to be on this side. But he didn't. Women who

1274
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,760
Speaker 1: giggs pussy they know they're like, if you knew what

1275
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,880
Speaker 1: a vagina really be doing when ain't know going on,

1276
01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be so happy to do all they got

1277
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: damn dancing right, I don't know what's been doing right,

1278
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:44,400
Speaker 1: you don't. You're saying that ship now, you don't know

1279
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 1: puss his other duties that still trying to do it

1280
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:53,360
Speaker 1: in the red light, Like Jesus Christ, the niggers we

1281
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:58,360
Speaker 1: got about the job. These things got me sitting there

1282
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:05,679
Speaker 1: pus his other I can't that is gonna be crazy.

1283
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:11,080
Speaker 1: O bid you who? She was like, we're not judging nobody.

1284
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 1: You can't keep shape, right, No, of course not. Do

1285
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:16,920
Speaker 1: you have a problem with that? Like do you find

1286
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 1: yourself sensing yourself wanta stay? Hey? No you must ain't

1287
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 1: never washed up? No, I'm just asking. I'm wanting the plenty,

1288
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,800
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, you know, because she don't that

1289
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: you don't say that. You could say that, you know,

1290
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 1: you could like I can take this bit working on it.

1291
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like left out. I go back and I rewrite.

1292
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:37,559
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk anymore because it doesn't matter.

1293
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:40,439
Speaker 1: Like like I was on the club last week, I

1294
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:44,160
Speaker 1: did when they asked me about Joe Rogan, I said

1295
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:46,840
Speaker 1: black people, nobody should be able to tell black people

1296
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:50,439
Speaker 1: what they can be offended by. That's that's the word

1297
01:31:50,479 --> 01:31:52,920
Speaker 1: that's connected to trauma and paying for black people. And

1298
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:56,599
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I as a Puerto Rican person,

1299
01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:00,080
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican, Dominican, aprol Latina, whatever you want to call me,

1300
01:32:00,439 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't have a right to say, hey, man, don't

1301
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 1: be he cool? You should be all right? With him

1302
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,559
Speaker 1: saying that because some people did do that. Man, they

1303
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:10,320
Speaker 1: can't for me talking about because I said black. That's

1304
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:14,720
Speaker 1: one thing that black people own that belongs to them,

1305
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:17,600
Speaker 1: whether they reappropriated, whether you want to say it or not,

1306
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,800
Speaker 1: it's something that only black people should be able to say,

1307
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:24,160
Speaker 1: right because it's connected to their trauma and pain. Oh

1308
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:27,040
Speaker 1: my god, this lady sent me a sermon. You know,

1309
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:31,400
Speaker 1: um you I can't think because no, it's the black people.

1310
01:32:31,439 --> 01:32:34,400
Speaker 1: You condone it, but with a black and it's not

1311
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 1: my place black white people with black profiles. I can't

1312
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:44,040
Speaker 1: believe something all the black people. I don't how cool

1313
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,120
Speaker 1: you think somebody else is if you think these white

1314
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,360
Speaker 1: people not out here saying nig and they free tan

1315
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:53,960
Speaker 1: you got like they said, show me a white man

1316
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:56,120
Speaker 1: that has said the word nigga, and I'll show you

1317
01:32:56,200 --> 01:33:07,640
Speaker 1: a tama. Absolutely, you know that's the thing that that

1318
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:11,760
Speaker 1: for me, it's like where I grew up, everybody said

1319
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,960
Speaker 1: it right because we were all told you about that.

1320
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:18,400
Speaker 1: We were all right. My whole family is like very

1321
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:20,880
Speaker 1: If you look at some of my relatives, you wouldn't

1322
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:22,880
Speaker 1: know that they were Puerto Rican. You just think they're

1323
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:26,000
Speaker 1: just regular American black people. You look at my family

1324
01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:30,120
Speaker 1: is just a bunch of niggers. They're not even black people.

1325
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,240
Speaker 1: They we couldn't even take a nice, good black people

1326
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:35,880
Speaker 1: family photo. It's gonna be niggas grabbing. They're digging ship

1327
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:45,439
Speaker 1: cousin of been over from the back knew ghetto and

1328
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:50,400
Speaker 1: project and country road shot. Yeah, we got a few

1329
01:33:50,479 --> 01:33:53,720
Speaker 1: bujit motherfucker's, but they're just as terrible as the rest

1330
01:33:53,760 --> 01:34:01,280
Speaker 1: of them. Terrible. My family is all the sending the motherfucker's. Man.

1331
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:08,120
Speaker 1: You know what, do you sensing yourself? There's no point

1332
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,880
Speaker 1: anywhere and no matter what you say, you I mean

1333
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:15,680
Speaker 1: I also I don't sensing myself. Keep in mind that

1334
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:18,000
Speaker 1: you have to be I keep in mind that the

1335
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:20,600
Speaker 1: element of the world that we live in today, like

1336
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:23,160
Speaker 1: you gotta be understanding that people are a whole lot

1337
01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:26,839
Speaker 1: more solved in regardless of what they're offended by today

1338
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:29,720
Speaker 1: than it was, you know, ten, fifteen, twenty years ago.

1339
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,160
Speaker 1: And I think that's just because we gotta it's so

1340
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:34,360
Speaker 1: easy to get everything. Now, you've got all the answers

1341
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:36,760
Speaker 1: in your pocket, you got you know, everything that you

1342
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,559
Speaker 1: need you can access immediately, versus back then you had

1343
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,080
Speaker 1: to get up and go out and get ship and

1344
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 1: go do stuff. So it made you not give a

1345
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:46,880
Speaker 1: funk about things so easily Comedian Here, I just had

1346
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 1: to walk to the grocery store the snowstorm fun with

1347
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 1: this dude talking about But now that you get to

1348
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,960
Speaker 1: sit in the house and watch everything immediately, people just

1349
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 1: you know, get offended so easily because now their opinions

1350
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,680
Speaker 1: con offended everywhere. You're still not comfortable with what you

1351
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:02,760
Speaker 1: But if you're doing comedy show, let's go. Let's say

1352
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 1: you go to the improv right, and you take that

1353
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,640
Speaker 1: the mindset of you don't want to offend anybody in

1354
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:10,519
Speaker 1: a marginalized group. So now you're not making fun of

1355
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:12,680
Speaker 1: black people, You're not making fun of Latinos, you're not

1356
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:15,439
Speaker 1: making fun of Asian You're not you don't have you

1357
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:19,320
Speaker 1: can't say anything about queer people, you can't say anything

1358
01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:22,519
Speaker 1: about disabled people. All you're gonna do is an hour

1359
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:26,400
Speaker 1: of comedy making fun of white man. Every time I've

1360
01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:33,040
Speaker 1: done it, show myself and it's like you make it's

1361
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:39,639
Speaker 1: right in a room way to do that ship being

1362
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,439
Speaker 1: a fit. You made them laugh at they trauma, You

1363
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: made them let him know that hate man, maybe know

1364
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:50,800
Speaker 1: that you can relate to trauma just acknowledge. Ye here

1365
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,200
Speaker 1: you know some shit about me facts. Oh you know

1366
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:58,760
Speaker 1: some shit about Ethiopia. They wanted, Oh you know some

1367
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:04,240
Speaker 1: shit about motherfuckers Americans, Georgia. The motherfucker's gonna sunk with

1368
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,680
Speaker 1: you from there. Like, don't that meany been ship? You

1369
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,720
Speaker 1: talk about some random ship? I'm talking about the most

1370
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:12,200
Speaker 1: random ship. Crazy. Yeah, Like, man, I meant a dude

1371
01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:14,599
Speaker 1: with a flake hand and it was a little bit

1372
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:16,640
Speaker 1: and green. And then somebody come up, do you have

1373
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,760
Speaker 1: the ship? I know that dude, that little green. They

1374
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:28,920
Speaker 1: think it's joke putting or even like had that before

1375
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:34,200
Speaker 1: A couple of times she had it was we are

1376
01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:41,120
Speaker 1: like that making a whip. But I was saying, well,

1377
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:45,559
Speaker 1: I don't even think about it. All comedians have boundaries. Man,

1378
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,840
Speaker 1: the most disgusting comedian could be talking about some most

1379
01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:51,479
Speaker 1: terrible ships. Somebody from the artist be like, what about

1380
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:58,840
Speaker 1: your body? Oh I don't do public. Yeah, so let

1381
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,679
Speaker 1: me defend the chill about the US. The trump ball,

1382
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:08,960
Speaker 1: Nick said, the rusty trump Ball. That's hilarious, but it's true, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1383
01:37:09,479 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 1: Just like you ain't gonna go on stage like you

1384
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,400
Speaker 1: said at the improv, and say some of these people

1385
01:37:13,479 --> 01:37:16,160
Speaker 1: and all this ship, your whole set, it's just trashing

1386
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:18,640
Speaker 1: the club because you're no better than that ship. Some

1387
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:22,400
Speaker 1: people lying is the real ship. Some people only dude,

1388
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,760
Speaker 1: made up ship or character. I'm glad comedian is going

1389
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:28,040
Speaker 1: to be too real though. You know how many ship

1390
01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:30,760
Speaker 1: it is. Be so happy if Motherucker's all came on

1391
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 1: stage and really told you what they were just doing.

1392
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:35,080
Speaker 1: So I'm in the bathroom, might have locked it. I'm

1393
01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:36,639
Speaker 1: hit in the coach before I come out here because

1394
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:40,639
Speaker 1: I hit y'all he could do. You'll be doing drup

1395
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:42,479
Speaker 1: with your best friend the next thing you know you're

1396
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:47,519
Speaker 1: taking I'm sure. Oh never man, he said in the back,

1397
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:49,679
Speaker 1: hit the coal, come out of here, because I can't

1398
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:56,320
Speaker 1: face y'all. I'm talking about some good ship. I got

1399
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:59,439
Speaker 1: it from a man Scott. He was sitting up. He worked,

1400
01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,920
Speaker 1: he worked, but he said coach to all the companies.

1401
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:07,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we need them comedians too. We need to

1402
01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:09,720
Speaker 1: find comics too. Right. So I'm living upstairs from his

1403
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:15,639
Speaker 1: liquor store room studio. That's the green even won sixty five,

1404
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:24,400
Speaker 1: but I'm behalf four months I'm flexible, great funny got real.

1405
01:38:24,680 --> 01:38:29,160
Speaker 1: I forget who was, but it was a sad on stage. Well, no,

1406
01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:31,280
Speaker 1: he was saying he was homeless. He was living in

1407
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:34,200
Speaker 1: the car and he tried to talk to this girl

1408
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 1: and she was homes too in her car, but he

1409
01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:39,760
Speaker 1: was like, she was in the jeeps, so I guess

1410
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:47,160
Speaker 1: she was higher. Ever. Most story I heard from comedian

1411
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:50,519
Speaker 1: on stage his his baby mom had a new baby

1412
01:38:51,479 --> 01:38:55,439
Speaker 1: and they broke up. He was still staying there and

1413
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:01,560
Speaker 1: her boyfriend moved in. Oh damn, how he somewhere to go?

1414
01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:09,200
Speaker 1: Remember that I couldn't stop laughing at when he said

1415
01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:12,000
Speaker 1: he got out of jail. His girlfriend left him. I

1416
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:15,800
Speaker 1: don't know why the camera, but the way he said that.

1417
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:19,200
Speaker 1: He was doing his chat and he was like, you

1418
01:39:19,320 --> 01:39:21,880
Speaker 1: gotta stop laughing. I couldn't not. He said, so I

1419
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:26,880
Speaker 1: just got out of jail my baby mama. And I

1420
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:30,040
Speaker 1: started crying because the way he said that, I was laughing, thought,

1421
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:31,880
Speaker 1: and that's what I told him. That's the way you

1422
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:36,880
Speaker 1: started that. That's the type of ship. Can't nobody still,

1423
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:40,479
Speaker 1: don't nobody want to touch v right? You put yourself

1424
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:43,320
Speaker 1: in that possession and it really shut the tone he

1425
01:39:43,479 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 1: was very You really thought she was gonna stay. He

1426
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:49,280
Speaker 1: went to jail. But for you to leave once I

1427
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:51,400
Speaker 1: get out, that's fucked up. You could have left me

1428
01:39:51,439 --> 01:39:56,840
Speaker 1: while I was still living there. I get out to

1429
01:39:56,920 --> 01:40:00,880
Speaker 1: see me the jail invisible, you couldn't hit me with

1430
01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:05,400
Speaker 1: you grateful naked bro. You want the jail the last

1431
01:40:05,439 --> 01:40:07,600
Speaker 1: thing you want to be in a relationship. Then you

1432
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:14,439
Speaker 1: won't see what else happening. Now, Please leave me at

1433
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:22,920
Speaker 1: your high demand in these you gotta be know you

1434
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,360
Speaker 1: get when you get out of jail. And you you've

1435
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:28,360
Speaker 1: been in there for a little minute. You ain't got

1436
01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:32,760
Speaker 1: about six and seven months to really just give out

1437
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:35,040
Speaker 1: good jail, dick. If you don't, if you don't get

1438
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:37,519
Speaker 1: nothing out of that, then you just wasted going to jail.

1439
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:42,600
Speaker 1: He say, you got seven months and good jail. You

1440
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:45,200
Speaker 1: got seven months, and you can really just right here

1441
01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:49,000
Speaker 1: and go out here and change your legs. Crazy. He

1442
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:51,759
Speaker 1: want to go crazy over some fresh out of jail.

1443
01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:59,280
Speaker 1: That's the That's like uncook dope to them. They love

1444
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:08,920
Speaker 1: that ship about free rade. Yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah,

1445
01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:13,080
Speaker 1: you don't like thugs normal, No, not fresh out of

1446
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:17,400
Speaker 1: jail though. We gotta make sure you didn't take this

1447
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:26,840
Speaker 1: or how long he was in there, what he was

1448
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:30,240
Speaker 1: willing to compromise. Jesus, you can just listen to the

1449
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:33,360
Speaker 1: niggerlingo and tail how long he's been in jail, jail game.

1450
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:37,720
Speaker 1: Just listen to what the nigga is saying and just

1451
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:56,360
Speaker 1: tell okay't even been in there e in the hour.

1452
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:02,559
Speaker 1: I don't like, how did that process happen? When did

1453
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:12,400
Speaker 1: that change happen? You straight you would talk to I'm

1454
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 1: still there like manis you can go to date in jail.

1455
01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:21,000
Speaker 1: What they're like? The man using this man? What we're

1456
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,599
Speaker 1: spposed to do the st get to know each other, bro,

1457
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:33,519
Speaker 1: Like let's hey, you don't right? Yeah? That you being

1458
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:44,680
Speaker 1: up first? Man, i'mposed to do this ship like that.

1459
01:42:46,479 --> 01:42:48,680
Speaker 1: Jail gonna be watching this ship and be leaving coming. No,

1460
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:52,439
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily go like that. When I get out,

1461
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:58,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill man to be outside in twenty setting

1462
01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:05,640
Speaker 1: the fact, keep the same energy. Everybody's knock around you

1463
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:11,400
Speaker 1: three jail. You better not be nowhere around when I

1464
01:43:11,479 --> 01:43:13,599
Speaker 1: get out in twenty sixty two. Nigga, I'm on your

1465
01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 1: head like birds really be sitting there in that time

1466
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:28,240
Speaker 1: really sit in for goot two weeks. I made hit

1467
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:36,080
Speaker 1: for two weeks? Did she crack bro when that ship

1468
01:43:36,200 --> 01:43:41,200
Speaker 1: and then she really said in here two days. Imagine

1469
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:44,679
Speaker 1: nigger just went to court to day. They just gave

1470
01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:52,000
Speaker 1: you a fresh twenty years a friend and then did

1471
01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:54,960
Speaker 1: the first night over twenty the first night they went

1472
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 1: the quarter early the date. That's what Nigg is telling man,

1473
01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:01,479
Speaker 1: my favors always. Man, you only do two days in jail.

1474
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:03,080
Speaker 1: The day you go in, the day you get out.

1475
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:06,479
Speaker 1: The residents residents, did you do that in the middle too,

1476
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:08,920
Speaker 1: that you don't need to think about it all the day?

1477
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:12,080
Speaker 1: That first night and that last one. I don't think

1478
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:14,400
Speaker 1: mother can tell you about the bad point. I mean,

1479
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,320
Speaker 1: you know you see some the ship ship, but you

1480
01:44:16,439 --> 01:44:18,400
Speaker 1: got to hit from the motherfucker actually day you gotta

1481
01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:20,800
Speaker 1: be you gotta get your night game. Well you gotta

1482
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:28,920
Speaker 1: turn into that's the show city everybody first two weeks

1483
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 1: of this city. But the centens gotta be though, you know, man,

1484
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:36,120
Speaker 1: he gotta be like it's one man getting fifteen. You

1485
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:38,040
Speaker 1: don't want to and they do the first two weeks

1486
01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:47,439
Speaker 1: up the four weeks sentence that you want that when

1487
01:44:47,479 --> 01:44:52,880
Speaker 1: you think you gotta go do a month in jail.

1488
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:57,360
Speaker 1: I think we got too many shows about jail, too

1489
01:44:57,439 --> 01:45:00,519
Speaker 1: many shows we're good. We don't want to show because

1490
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:03,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we don't like we

1491
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:06,439
Speaker 1: can't you know, we really can't say ship no more like.

1492
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:08,160
Speaker 1: But I feel like we should be able to shame

1493
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,519
Speaker 1: prisoners like they should be the ones like all this ship.

1494
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:14,639
Speaker 1: They want comedians to stop stop saying all the ship

1495
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:17,160
Speaker 1: that to get you canceled. I feel like they should

1496
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:19,080
Speaker 1: be able to be the butt of all that jokes.

1497
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:22,680
Speaker 1: The people who committed crime. Yes, man, they shouldn't be

1498
01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:26,559
Speaker 1: able to have no opinion back ship, all of them.

1499
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:30,400
Speaker 1: They don't have opinion. I'm just saying they'll be trying

1500
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:35,760
Speaker 1: to come out with me different people like they're not

1501
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:39,200
Speaker 1: getting them. They're not getting now. I'm just talking about

1502
01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:50,360
Speaker 1: motherfucker's who did regular people? Got you stayed by Croglofa

1503
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:55,720
Speaker 1: the webpon watch Dog watch dog dot org. You put

1504
01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:01,800
Speaker 1: all this ship. That's crazy. I try to keep my

1505
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:06,840
Speaker 1: energy protecting watch your kids. That's the thing you have

1506
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 1: not Yeah, I have to why you look like that.

1507
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,640
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that. You wouldn't. I would always wanted to.

1508
01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:16,160
Speaker 1: I always wanted to know my friends who was around,

1509
01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:18,200
Speaker 1: so you can know who do you know who to watch?

1510
01:46:18,360 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 1: My friend did it and she lived right a question

1511
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:23,400
Speaker 1: from it just showed you like all the jobs of

1512
01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:29,920
Speaker 1: all the sex website bottom nick though to full sex.

1513
01:46:31,240 --> 01:46:33,320
Speaker 1: You know, you know a lot of times they suppost notified.

1514
01:46:33,439 --> 01:46:35,320
Speaker 1: They got to tell people to day in the area.

1515
01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:37,240
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. But I ain't going on

1516
01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:40,400
Speaker 1: the web like they gotta because they're supposed to be

1517
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:48,160
Speaker 1: your daughter, k I just think it has much time

1518
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:49,920
Speaker 1: than change. And then they got to come back with

1519
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:54,560
Speaker 1: your Yeah, because I grew up in to do like

1520
01:46:54,800 --> 01:47:00,720
Speaker 1: your home, all that type of hoods, and it was

1521
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:04,000
Speaker 1: always like a labor. It was freaky, you know what

1522
01:47:04,080 --> 01:47:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the door and run away from that moment,

1523
01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:12,640
Speaker 1: don't go over there. And then they would always do

1524
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:15,240
Speaker 1: some weird ship to remind you that, like show up

1525
01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:19,519
Speaker 1: behind that what y'all doing? Some ship you gotta jump

1526
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,680
Speaker 1: on your bike, got that ship so the ship they're

1527
01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:26,040
Speaker 1: not smoking, some ship that you would laugh about it

1528
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:28,000
Speaker 1: and maybe moving the tastes, spending out a mouth some

1529
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,800
Speaker 1: three friend take us some straight. Yeah, he was running

1530
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:34,080
Speaker 1: fast ship. You can start crying. You remember almost shot

1531
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:38,519
Speaker 1: on yourself. Want you freak your friend got out? You

1532
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:40,400
Speaker 1: remember that we get freak your friend got out and

1533
01:47:40,520 --> 01:47:43,000
Speaker 1: freaky frier. You remember that ship with your friends out

1534
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,720
Speaker 1: like a nigger, when the trench coat you because we

1535
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:48,920
Speaker 1: was playing baseball behind the house, when he can't hunt

1536
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:52,320
Speaker 1: you and you cry. You remember that ship, that ship.

1537
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:58,280
Speaker 1: Everyway are the world? I think about growing up in

1538
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:01,680
Speaker 1: the eighties all the time. You like, I remember this.

1539
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:03,840
Speaker 1: I know y'all remember this, dude, man may when you clay.

1540
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:07,800
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's to always say don't stare at people. That was

1541
01:48:07,960 --> 01:48:10,360
Speaker 1: always the thing. But then you would go to like

1542
01:48:10,439 --> 01:48:13,639
Speaker 1: the grocery store or Walmart, and you would see people

1543
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:17,719
Speaker 1: not necessarily with disabilities or some ship, but it would

1544
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:20,639
Speaker 1: be something that you've never seen before, and you will

1545
01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:23,200
Speaker 1: be just intrigued as a kid supposed to be. So

1546
01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:26,000
Speaker 1: you're like, you're not staying to be rude, it's just

1547
01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:28,920
Speaker 1: some ship you've never seen before. I remember the scariest

1548
01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:30,960
Speaker 1: motherfucker did I see when I was a kid. The

1549
01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:34,320
Speaker 1: motherfucker who didn't have a hand, he had just a hook.

1550
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:37,960
Speaker 1: You don't see that time you win the last time

1551
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:44,519
Speaker 1: you've seen the motherfucker with a hook. And then like

1552
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:46,200
Speaker 1: you go over your cousin in some house and they

1553
01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:47,519
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, that man with the hook,

1554
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:52,160
Speaker 1: he stay over there. He hate the kids and all

1555
01:48:52,240 --> 01:48:54,280
Speaker 1: the people in the neighborhood. Like, don't you know he

1556
01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:58,680
Speaker 1: don't like kids, don't stay people. I used to get

1557
01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:00,400
Speaker 1: the trouble. But that's you all the time because when

1558
01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:02,120
Speaker 1: you go you remember, just go to restaurant and they

1559
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:05,080
Speaker 1: had a smoking section. Yeah maybe you could say smoking

1560
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:07,000
Speaker 1: a non smoking and whenever we were sitting in the

1561
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,240
Speaker 1: smoking section trying to eat, and I'll just be staring

1562
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:12,600
Speaker 1: at people's smoking cigarettes. Stop looking at motherfucker. On ye

1563
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 1: New York, they pulled their dicks out on you. Whoa, Oh,

1564
01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:23,160
Speaker 1: that's the that's the thing. Like, see, that's why you

1565
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:29,160
Speaker 1: needing people call the train. I'm saying another motherfucker. I

1566
01:49:29,240 --> 01:49:36,160
Speaker 1: saw that. Kids like the first time I saw motherfucker

1567
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:39,360
Speaker 1: didn't have a no at me. Yeah that was you

1568
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:41,200
Speaker 1: because I was I was a kid and I was

1569
01:49:41,280 --> 01:49:43,360
Speaker 1: looking and they knew that I was looking because they're

1570
01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:50,479
Speaker 1: stuck in tongue out and they're like, this is ship

1571
01:49:50,560 --> 01:50:00,839
Speaker 1: that I really see that's that's traumatic. That's it's traumatic,

1572
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:14,240
Speaker 1: that's over us, that's a true story. Had hold of

1573
01:50:14,320 --> 01:50:17,479
Speaker 1: his mouth. It was just like, I don't know, I

1574
01:50:17,560 --> 01:50:26,760
Speaker 1: don't know this that I'm not going to sleep well

1575
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:32,600
Speaker 1: to now. Ship. I have definitely seen some ship the

1576
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:36,760
Speaker 1: people with no one before. I differ want with no

1577
01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:39,120
Speaker 1: no before. Well, I mean they had the nostrils, but

1578
01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:43,560
Speaker 1: it was just you know what, Chad, this um and

1579
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:45,800
Speaker 1: who she's still alive too, who used to have this

1580
01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:49,160
Speaker 1: young blind girl. She was hung and she was blind.

1581
01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:51,439
Speaker 1: So I've never seen nobody young and it was blind.

1582
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:55,280
Speaker 1: She was known in the gospel world for singing, and

1583
01:50:56,360 --> 01:50:59,680
Speaker 1: her eyes was great. And my mom used to always

1584
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:02,120
Speaker 1: ain't need speech to it a nice to be nice.

1585
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:05,760
Speaker 1: I do not want to because I didn't understand that

1586
01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:08,800
Speaker 1: somebody couldn't see, and it was in the eyes was great.

1587
01:51:09,040 --> 01:51:11,639
Speaker 1: And she touched on me and she's like, oh she suns. Yeah,

1588
01:51:11,640 --> 01:51:13,920
Speaker 1: I remember him. Are you doing? Oh you get big?

1589
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:19,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, let me just take that one. Oh,

1590
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:23,160
Speaker 1: I got another one for you. When I was growing up,

1591
01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:27,240
Speaker 1: it was the latest. She talked real loud and she

1592
01:51:27,240 --> 01:51:30,519
Speaker 1: would always like read us up. And then I asked

1593
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,880
Speaker 1: mine like I asked my grandmother something, why did she

1594
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:35,360
Speaker 1: do that? And they're like, I don't hear what do

1595
01:51:35,439 --> 01:51:39,599
Speaker 1: you know? She can't hear. She can't hear damn thing.

1596
01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:42,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, what you mean, I'll be talking to him.

1597
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:47,040
Speaker 1: She can't hear you and you need no No, I

1598
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:56,760
Speaker 1: did it like she hadn't them She wouldn't. I don't

1599
01:51:56,800 --> 01:51:59,880
Speaker 1: get she would respond to you when you thought from

1600
01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:02,840
Speaker 1: it's Bessy good. That's what I said. She was always

1601
01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:06,840
Speaker 1: repeat us because even times about disable something enhanced when

1602
01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:09,880
Speaker 1: I said that girl knew how to shoe like and

1603
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:12,479
Speaker 1: she knew what she was doing at a young age.

1604
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:16,080
Speaker 1: Twill saying about God and and having faith in any

1605
01:52:16,240 --> 01:52:20,840
Speaker 1: church just what you never see more. I remember, like

1606
01:52:21,040 --> 01:52:23,200
Speaker 1: in the mid eighties with the Big Ship was it

1607
01:52:23,320 --> 01:52:25,800
Speaker 1: was all these like kids pastors. You don't see no

1608
01:52:25,960 --> 01:52:31,479
Speaker 1: kid pastors in the movie. You remember the kid passed

1609
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:37,280
Speaker 1: the boom. He isn't impossible, he said, he's been the

1610
01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:42,200
Speaker 1: handing one time when he was four three years old.

1611
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:44,800
Speaker 1: He led a whole something. He got the church. Now

1612
01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:54,559
Speaker 1: what with the church? They got a playground. But whatever

1613
01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:57,160
Speaker 1: happening on the people who wanted them sweet sticks and ship,

1614
01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:02,160
Speaker 1: little publishers, clearing house and all like you ever met

1615
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 1: somebody always a little shy to watch them. Never you

1616
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:12,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean that I want to see a documentary.

1617
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 1: I want to see a documentary about people who got

1618
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking about about the time people who got still

1619
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:28,840
Speaker 1: they still down. She was going, she wanted to teach it.

1620
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:31,200
Speaker 1: She was like one of them para type motherfucker. Like

1621
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:34,400
Speaker 1: you want a lawsuit? No, she just hit and she

1622
01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:38,320
Speaker 1: was she was like I remember that. She like yesterday.

1623
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:40,400
Speaker 1: She was cooler. She was like a ginger and let's

1624
01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:42,439
Speaker 1: here with pis La. Time you go to see me,

1625
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:48,000
Speaker 1: I don't take no hunt, damn bitch. I'm like you

1626
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:50,559
Speaker 1: for real, I think you won't seem to. She came

1627
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:53,280
Speaker 1: to work every day. I had a show. One time

1628
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:55,599
Speaker 1: it was this dude. He was like a damn drug

1629
01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:58,600
Speaker 1: at it. He sucking around and one he wanted a

1630
01:53:58,640 --> 01:54:02,000
Speaker 1: lot of it for a couple. Yeah, about thirty month

1631
01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:04,200
Speaker 1: with him. Everybody who used to be like on the

1632
01:54:04,200 --> 01:54:06,640
Speaker 1: ship with him. He was sitting everybody to rehir. They

1633
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:09,719
Speaker 1: head ball like this big as vand took everybody. Arewe

1634
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,959
Speaker 1: They was living ghetto dreams said it was a professor

1635
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:15,760
Speaker 1: that walk football coach and slash professor that worked in

1636
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:18,680
Speaker 1: my college. He hit a lot of it twice. Hit

1637
01:54:18,800 --> 01:54:21,040
Speaker 1: one time for like one point two and hit another

1638
01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:23,680
Speaker 1: time for like three four hundred thousand. After that, they

1639
01:54:23,720 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: can hit that. It's twe I gotta start playing that ship,

1640
01:54:26,320 --> 01:54:31,760
Speaker 1: you know every time? Yeah, we never seen nobody. May

1641
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:37,480
Speaker 1: be they're like, man like, if you want to win

1642
01:54:37,560 --> 01:54:39,560
Speaker 1: a lot of me, buy your ticket in one of

1643
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:43,480
Speaker 1: them places that like people that be winning living. We've

1644
01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:46,320
Speaker 1: been doing a little small as nowhere as towns in

1645
01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:48,320
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. Go get your ticket from there.

1646
01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:49,800
Speaker 1: I think you got a better shot of winning that

1647
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:54,960
Speaker 1: way we started the No he goes the lottery about

1648
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:57,160
Speaker 1: the same ship. Well, we're gonna play that version of

1649
01:54:57,240 --> 01:55:00,800
Speaker 1: its most those people play every day for years and

1650
01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:02,920
Speaker 1: when it hits and they just play the same numbers

1651
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:05,240
Speaker 1: over and over and over. And I'm gonna start checking ship.

1652
01:55:05,320 --> 01:55:09,920
Speaker 1: Give me some day. I'll take my chance with the

1653
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:13,560
Speaker 1: day kime on that ship. I'm gonna give me a

1654
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:20,080
Speaker 1: little gamble an addiction. Don't you played, you'd be like,

1655
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:22,960
Speaker 1: I think I can hit the marrow you got already?

1656
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:30,880
Speaker 1: Have you got to do? Let me get one, because

1657
01:55:30,960 --> 01:55:33,120
Speaker 1: even when you get a little gamble in addiction, man,

1658
01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:34,960
Speaker 1: you always win a little bit to it. And that

1659
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm chasing those hats loads got scratched off right now,

1660
01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:41,680
Speaker 1: I still ain't scratched off. You don't want to win.

1661
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:44,920
Speaker 1: But somebody I knew, just one like they want like

1662
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:48,960
Speaker 1: fifty dollars on a scratch off and turn out like

1663
01:55:49,240 --> 01:55:52,200
Speaker 1: thirty million, and one whom really have fifty thousand and

1664
01:55:52,240 --> 01:55:54,600
Speaker 1: then not a thirty million? And it's with me had

1665
01:55:54,680 --> 01:55:57,360
Speaker 1: ten thousands. I want to go out dollars on scratch

1666
01:55:57,440 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 1: off before thousand. You gotta go whatever states always went

1667
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:07,080
Speaker 1: two dollars and just use it to buy another scratch

1668
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:11,160
Speaker 1: off ticket. And you gotta go online and by that ship,

1669
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:15,240
Speaker 1: you gotta look at see what prizes have been given

1670
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:17,760
Speaker 1: out because you'll be buying to scratch off and all

1671
01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:21,040
Speaker 1: the big prize already gone. Yeah, say one point five million,

1672
01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:22,880
Speaker 1: but it just show you it's to one point five

1673
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:26,000
Speaker 1: million dollars prizes they're already gone. Ain't no point in

1674
01:56:26,040 --> 01:56:29,000
Speaker 1: buying this one. So it tells you one games got

1675
01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:31,480
Speaker 1: what ship winning? You just go to the lottery website,

1676
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,480
Speaker 1: say he got the right answers at the right time.

1677
01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:39,080
Speaker 1: See wait until he left. I'm just gonna let him know.

1678
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:41,800
Speaker 1: Kee like the confidence of people who played the letter.

1679
01:56:42,960 --> 01:56:45,560
Speaker 1: I just hate when you be behind him in that line.

1680
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:51,880
Speaker 1: So about them, goddamn know that and let me get photo.

1681
01:56:53,680 --> 01:56:55,840
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, if you got a numb right now?

1682
01:56:56,400 --> 01:57:01,440
Speaker 1: What's your birthday? Yeah? Okay, what a little more birthday?

1683
01:57:03,000 --> 01:57:09,520
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? We p no more? What hospital room

1684
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:20,560
Speaker 1: was my grandma? A? Yeah? Same, nasam what you said? Okay,

1685
01:57:22,680 --> 01:57:28,240
Speaker 1: I'll be throwing this minia. They st they still got

1686
01:57:28,320 --> 01:57:30,800
Speaker 1: a pit, not a pizel ship. I don't don't see them.

1687
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:40,680
Speaker 1: What's who's that which one? Tan? Yeah? Because I don't

1688
01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:47,800
Speaker 1: need me there like it was a little pencil too.

1689
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:52,800
Speaker 1: It ain't for pencil. No race on that, my boy.

1690
01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:54,480
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta start over. And they ain't got

1691
01:57:54,560 --> 01:57:59,440
Speaker 1: no races on them. It's the black Jack tasm for me.

1692
01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:12,560
Speaker 1: That's my running up on black jack, man black jack.

1693
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how to get out though. That's the

1694
01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:19,440
Speaker 1: that's the difference Connecticut at mohgan Son, I was up

1695
01:58:19,680 --> 01:58:24,640
Speaker 1: out that I hit, I hit. Here come those I

1696
01:58:24,760 --> 01:58:30,200
Speaker 1: get my first earn seven bitty hunted or whatever, because

1697
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:32,880
Speaker 1: you see the people with the cigarette with the drink sweat.

1698
01:58:33,880 --> 01:58:35,640
Speaker 1: They were up all the chips and now all the

1699
01:58:35,720 --> 01:58:39,120
Speaker 1: chips are gone. The most interesting motherfucker at the casino

1700
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:41,480
Speaker 1: is the person on the oxygen tank or the nick

1701
01:58:41,560 --> 01:58:45,120
Speaker 1: in the hospital. The bit be right there in the hospital,

1702
01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:54,840
Speaker 1: big calacorna hitting that but hitting that button, Yeah, pushing

1703
01:58:57,040 --> 01:59:00,760
Speaker 1: the cigarette on the cigarettes? Did been sitting read on

1704
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:09,160
Speaker 1: pulling the goddamn joy the uh the said in the

1705
01:59:09,200 --> 01:59:15,960
Speaker 1: bat Man little machine, Yeah, the night dig to them,

1706
01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:21,960
Speaker 1: give me about the kid hold nothing about twittery, I'm

1707
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:26,160
Speaker 1: like we want and they know the pulling this ship though,

1708
01:59:26,600 --> 01:59:28,920
Speaker 1: the people who actually get jobs and then they go

1709
01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:32,400
Speaker 1: home and then change and then the little weekend ship

1710
01:59:32,520 --> 01:59:34,480
Speaker 1: on they come up there and then sitting the gas

1711
01:59:34,560 --> 01:59:38,680
Speaker 1: sit them in all they like they really I'm talking

1712
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:41,760
Speaker 1: about the handling drinks that they didn't put it cooler. Yeah,

1713
01:59:41,920 --> 01:59:44,520
Speaker 1: some ship called the fish tables. Now, motherfucker's be you

1714
01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:46,840
Speaker 1: ever seen them a little spots, a little like hold

1715
01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:49,080
Speaker 1: the wall. They got like logs, you know, gaming on

1716
01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:51,760
Speaker 1: the front of call it just like a little gambler dump.

1717
01:59:51,800 --> 01:59:54,120
Speaker 1: They call them fish tables. Motherfucker's going there and being

1718
01:59:54,160 --> 01:59:56,520
Speaker 1: there all night land cards and ship they'll be playing.

1719
01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:58,520
Speaker 1: They all kind of car you kind of get went

1720
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:02,240
Speaker 1: to one of those to see with ship and the

1721
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:05,960
Speaker 1: card house. Oh well, if I want to give me

1722
02:00:06,080 --> 02:00:10,200
Speaker 1: how myself, I don't say like that. I don't don't

1723
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:14,480
Speaker 1: know for my friends the reason already we get that,

1724
02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:17,160
Speaker 1: but we gall the garden. Well turn your house to

1725
02:00:17,240 --> 02:00:24,320
Speaker 1: the gamble the cards, stabo, dice. What you wanta do gameling, man,

1726
02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:32,640
Speaker 1: whatever you like, come on or you funking. I don't

1727
02:00:32,680 --> 02:00:38,640
Speaker 1: want to be around no kids. I'm for real. I

1728
02:00:38,680 --> 02:00:44,400
Speaker 1: don't get women. Nope, what you don't. I don't beat women.

1729
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:49,760
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Because women? I don't gamble women. OK, yeah,

1730
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't be women. You gonna lose. Yeah, I'm gonna lose,

1731
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:57,240
Speaker 1: you know who. I don't gamble with new set dudes.

1732
02:00:58,360 --> 02:01:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm breaking that ship. M hm. Then the luckiest motherfucker's man.

1733
02:01:05,160 --> 02:01:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't know anytime, dude, they're gonna start off losing.

1734
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:18,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna be all the way up, and then in

1735
02:01:18,080 --> 02:01:21,240
Speaker 1: the middle point that ship gonna change. You can't gamble

1736
02:01:21,240 --> 02:01:23,880
Speaker 1: a who mother longing the yours at that moment because

1737
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:27,200
Speaker 1: he has i'mous that he had all day to lose.

1738
02:01:28,120 --> 02:01:30,200
Speaker 1: You ain't got that, mother, You don't have all day

1739
02:01:30,240 --> 02:01:32,080
Speaker 1: to win. Though you ain't got all day to win.

1740
02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:34,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna win something against what You're gonna get tired

1741
02:01:34,200 --> 02:01:39,000
Speaker 1: with it and then go up. The beds go up

1742
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:41,640
Speaker 1: because you can be like here, sucker, I don't got

1743
02:01:41,680 --> 02:01:43,840
Speaker 1: all day to do this ship running the money up.

1744
02:01:44,160 --> 02:01:46,600
Speaker 1: Then by the time the money ran up, all your

1745
02:01:46,680 --> 02:01:51,000
Speaker 1: luck has run out. The people who play the games

1746
02:01:51,040 --> 02:01:55,200
Speaker 1: that like what is pinknuckles? Like those people want is

1747
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:59,040
Speaker 1: at the casino that you never even like. Those are

1748
02:01:59,160 --> 02:02:00,960
Speaker 1: games that your grand father have to teach you out.

1749
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:07,520
Speaker 1: They win, but not good. The woman the numbers and ship,

1750
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:13,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's from that motherfucker's that I'm respected the ones

1751
02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:15,120
Speaker 1: to go to the horse races and be at the

1752
02:02:15,160 --> 02:02:17,600
Speaker 1: horse race. All we learned how to do that ship

1753
02:02:17,800 --> 02:02:21,440
Speaker 1: that you can win. You can win on the horse race,

1754
02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,920
Speaker 1: whether your horse win or not. You can bet that

1755
02:02:25,080 --> 02:02:29,880
Speaker 1: the horse gonna lose. They cover all bets. That's like

1756
02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:32,800
Speaker 1: they got the motherfucker who projected to win. They got

1757
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:36,720
Speaker 1: it and the horse got the back store. Yeah. He

1758
02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:42,680
Speaker 1: shipped on his training last week till the one his

1759
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:45,600
Speaker 1: ships before he leaves, he leaves the stall. He broke

1760
02:02:45,640 --> 02:02:49,920
Speaker 1: a record last Wednesday and practice trials. All right, but

1761
02:02:49,960 --> 02:02:54,520
Speaker 1: what do you look like today? She get live out

1762
02:02:54,560 --> 02:02:58,800
Speaker 1: the man. You just can have those organizations to do that.

1763
02:02:58,920 --> 02:03:00,720
Speaker 1: But we can't see. That's the thing a matter. If

1764
02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:03,120
Speaker 1: you really gamble, like then you start learning the lingle,

1765
02:03:03,480 --> 02:03:05,520
Speaker 1: they'd be telling you what they bet on. You don't

1766
02:03:05,520 --> 02:03:07,400
Speaker 1: even know what to put, like put the money on

1767
02:03:07,520 --> 02:03:10,000
Speaker 1: the unless you know the codes that they'd be said, Hey,

1768
02:03:10,320 --> 02:03:13,200
Speaker 1: he's looking better than he's ever looked. But this isn't

1769
02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:18,720
Speaker 1: that spontaneous. It's unpredictable. Houses are if it's hard, if

1770
02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:22,400
Speaker 1: it's if you can't rich because it's sorry. Motherfucker might

1771
02:03:22,440 --> 02:03:24,640
Speaker 1: come out of beating. They showed, they showed. They bring

1772
02:03:24,680 --> 02:03:26,080
Speaker 1: them out in front of you can see you look

1773
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:29,280
Speaker 1: at and some of them look nervous looks. Some of

1774
02:03:29,320 --> 02:03:32,600
Speaker 1: them motherfucker's come out there. It looked like I don't

1775
02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:34,520
Speaker 1: can funk about none of this ship and you like,

1776
02:03:34,640 --> 02:03:37,920
Speaker 1: give me what from what they were showing us how

1777
02:03:37,960 --> 02:03:41,440
Speaker 1: to do that when it happened. Look strong, But it's

1778
02:03:41,480 --> 02:03:44,480
Speaker 1: about it's a whole lot of different ships that you

1779
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:51,760
Speaker 1: can better. Who wins ship yeah, I respect the horse

1780
02:03:51,840 --> 02:03:54,360
Speaker 1: racing all the way. See that somebody like fly. You

1781
02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:57,160
Speaker 1: can't gamble the fly because this nigga, this nat get

1782
02:03:57,200 --> 02:03:59,360
Speaker 1: the winning. And even if he don't get the winning,

1783
02:03:59,440 --> 02:04:01,880
Speaker 1: they if he lose, he's gonna destroy something in the

1784
02:04:02,000 --> 02:04:09,920
Speaker 1: vicinity or whatever you at legal. Yeah, but my ship,

1785
02:04:10,000 --> 02:04:19,760
Speaker 1: my name straight. They used to have dogs racing. Yeah,

1786
02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:24,160
Speaker 1: I got dog. No wait, ladies, let him do that.

1787
02:04:24,480 --> 02:04:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah about it's like different now now they put the

1788
02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:34,960
Speaker 1: ship on the ground and it's like the dogs show ship.

1789
02:04:35,080 --> 02:04:37,760
Speaker 1: The dogs running individually and they clock them and ship.

1790
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:40,440
Speaker 1: You know, in some places instead of having actual dogs

1791
02:04:42,440 --> 02:04:47,080
Speaker 1: and electronic horse, they got electronic. But I've never seen

1792
02:04:47,160 --> 02:04:53,720
Speaker 1: nobody actually on the grounds. It's a great day. A

1793
02:04:53,760 --> 02:05:02,800
Speaker 1: little little Italian ones. They got the little genetically, but

1794
02:05:02,840 --> 02:05:04,960
Speaker 1: they got to keep him a few different breeds and

1795
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:08,240
Speaker 1: great hounds to all of them. Don't look like the race,

1796
02:05:08,640 --> 02:05:11,640
Speaker 1: can That's what I'm saying. Ain't the great day? Look

1797
02:05:11,720 --> 02:05:17,240
Speaker 1: that great things well, a great thing and bigger than

1798
02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:24,640
Speaker 1: great day. Ain't taller ship. They don't know. What we

1799
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:27,160
Speaker 1: do is a great a bit Mama, dude, shoo, we

1800
02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:33,560
Speaker 1: do with a great thing. Great Yeah, fun school to

1801
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:43,040
Speaker 1: do was a mutt. Yeah, they don't love mama. Mama dude,

1802
02:05:43,120 --> 02:05:47,520
Speaker 1: is mya know what's going on? Any exotic dog that

1803
02:05:47,640 --> 02:05:50,400
Speaker 1: you think those a birth to fake dogs? You know,

1804
02:05:51,200 --> 02:05:55,960
Speaker 1: don't look like like those Chinese zones. They used to

1805
02:05:56,000 --> 02:06:00,360
Speaker 1: be food like our pages, the cha for the things

1806
02:06:00,480 --> 02:06:02,800
Speaker 1: to eat. That's a great day. I'm gonna look like

1807
02:06:03,160 --> 02:06:06,720
Speaker 1: that's a great day, the bigg that's a great day. Yeah,

1808
02:06:07,600 --> 02:06:10,920
Speaker 1: what's bigger? Great Dan on St. St. Bernard, A great day?

1809
02:06:11,120 --> 02:06:14,320
Speaker 1: Great is the biggest? A great day had like a

1810
02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:17,680
Speaker 1: hunt in his back, the great day? And what's bigger?

1811
02:06:18,640 --> 02:06:33,720
Speaker 1: The great days? It's so many three big they go

1812
02:06:33,840 --> 02:06:39,680
Speaker 1: black know that don't even know they whatever they talk

1813
02:06:39,960 --> 02:06:41,920
Speaker 1: one of those I've never seen a dog that big

1814
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:46,160
Speaker 1: before my see, that's the thing. They got a masterif

1815
02:06:46,720 --> 02:06:50,360
Speaker 1: that looked like a fucking bear name, Yeah, they got

1816
02:06:51,360 --> 02:06:55,800
Speaker 1: what you say was one a master. He was talking

1817
02:06:55,840 --> 02:07:02,600
Speaker 1: about keys leaders. I know what key does, but it's

1818
02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:08,400
Speaker 1: a Russian like the head on that that big bro.

1819
02:07:08,480 --> 02:07:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly what it's lost, none of

1820
02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:17,440
Speaker 1: that heard. I'm gonna get me can'ts I got a

1821
02:07:17,440 --> 02:07:19,200
Speaker 1: can't so, but I'm gonna use them just to stud them.

1822
02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:21,320
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna give me a black can't or so,

1823
02:07:22,040 --> 02:07:24,720
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do it is and I'm doing it

1824
02:07:24,800 --> 02:07:27,160
Speaker 1: too well in my life. I'm getting me a border

1825
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:29,360
Speaker 1: collar that looked just like Lass, and I'm naming it

1826
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:35,440
Speaker 1: Last where I grew up watching Last in black and white.

1827
02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:38,520
Speaker 1: That's a colleague, right Like they would show like some

1828
02:07:38,840 --> 02:07:41,400
Speaker 1: some light and teching the color one. Then they would

1829
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:47,080
Speaker 1: show like the old last You remember Flipper? Yeah, white

1830
02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:51,480
Speaker 1: people had what was he he was? You don't see.

1831
02:07:51,480 --> 02:07:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't know about I getting the stinct extinct extinct? Yeah,

1832
02:07:59,840 --> 02:08:10,000
Speaker 1: I uh, thereat go to the dream now they breathe

1833
02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:13,560
Speaker 1: that would have proved him. Get you a golden people

1834
02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:20,800
Speaker 1: don't understand that birth to live you should get into.

1835
02:08:21,800 --> 02:08:24,720
Speaker 1: We should get they gotta pick doodles. We should get

1836
02:08:24,800 --> 02:08:30,640
Speaker 1: some bods. It's called what we should get some pee loodles.

1837
02:08:30,760 --> 02:08:32,960
Speaker 1: A bit doodles, sell them tall the niggas in the

1838
02:08:33,040 --> 02:08:37,160
Speaker 1: b game, pitt boodles. Pitt boodles. Yeah, there you go.

1839
02:08:37,440 --> 02:08:40,360
Speaker 1: They've got to be big because the poodles bite, they're

1840
02:08:40,560 --> 02:08:42,880
Speaker 1: no to bite. The big ones is good. The big

1841
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:49,160
Speaker 1: ones dolls aggressive. They said. The Dalmatians have the worst bite.

1842
02:08:50,160 --> 02:08:53,440
Speaker 1: The Dalmatians. I'm just saying, I want Medalmatian. He said,

1843
02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:56,760
Speaker 1: they have the worst bite. Take them out their polka

1844
02:08:56,840 --> 02:09:00,560
Speaker 1: dots off. I get sick of seeing that. Mother put

1845
02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:02,960
Speaker 1: your ship on. You hadn't dress dog, goofy and ship

1846
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:08,040
Speaker 1: ain't look at the bit doing. Let's say a little

1847
02:09:08,080 --> 02:09:20,360
Speaker 1: man looked at you know, like you ain't a bit

1848
02:09:20,480 --> 02:09:23,760
Speaker 1: boy hand and the boom boy. But they're like this

1849
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:26,600
Speaker 1: goo fashion. Let you know what the French here right,

1850
02:09:27,360 --> 02:09:31,120
Speaker 1: you know the little dog, the pig, the poop dog, pug,

1851
02:09:31,280 --> 02:09:34,839
Speaker 1: the pull dog. It's me black dog. It's a bulldog

1852
02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:39,600
Speaker 1: in a in a massage. That how bro who hit who?

1853
02:09:40,240 --> 02:09:46,440
Speaker 1: The man hit the massive female? Okay, people don't know that.

1854
02:09:46,800 --> 02:09:50,560
Speaker 1: French bulldogs birthday fit dogs. I don't know. And we

1855
02:09:50,680 --> 02:09:53,400
Speaker 1: just chilled ye all dogs and before you're doing it.

1856
02:09:53,480 --> 02:09:56,040
Speaker 1: They got your own breathe get their genetic motification. But

1857
02:09:58,280 --> 02:10:03,280
Speaker 1: better what you think. He too though, like it's a

1858
02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:07,320
Speaker 1: big meeting, like people live. Animals started to shoot mastive

1859
02:10:07,560 --> 02:10:16,560
Speaker 1: and I'm looking asking for what from? And fast you

1860
02:10:16,680 --> 02:10:21,920
Speaker 1: looked it up. Yeah, French bulls. Yeah, oh my god,

1861
02:10:22,040 --> 02:10:26,400
Speaker 1: you want to get back. It just looked like a boxer.

1862
02:10:26,440 --> 02:10:28,680
Speaker 1: Now you should just got a box almost at that

1863
02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:34,520
Speaker 1: point them dogs smartest. Hell, look how big and small?

1864
02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:49,840
Speaker 1: It's small, big and small. Beetle. It's funny that you

1865
02:10:49,920 --> 02:10:52,320
Speaker 1: brought up Beetle Juice because it's like now looking back,

1866
02:10:53,360 --> 02:10:56,040
Speaker 1: just knowing what that movie was. Man, that dude, Michael

1867
02:10:56,120 --> 02:11:00,360
Speaker 1: Keaton was funny as a mother. Yeah, that's a favorite

1868
02:11:00,400 --> 02:11:05,480
Speaker 1: movie he did that. He was my favorite days, my

1869
02:11:05,560 --> 02:11:08,080
Speaker 1: favorite Batman. But then Be the Juice was sitting up

1870
02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:11,280
Speaker 1: there on the little in prepadence. He's smoking in their

1871
02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:16,560
Speaker 1: launch beat Juice. It goes with the most Babe and Nick,

1872
02:11:17,160 --> 02:11:23,920
Speaker 1: we're doing another one and now that's gonna be out.

1873
02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:27,040
Speaker 1: That's gonna be Dune. You remember to Be the Juice cartoon. Yeah, yeah,

1874
02:11:27,840 --> 02:11:31,760
Speaker 1: he was what about step her hand? He was raging

1875
02:11:32,560 --> 02:11:35,960
Speaker 1: a young lady. That little girl was not of age,

1876
02:11:36,120 --> 02:11:41,080
Speaker 1: which who did it? Thee a teenage? He is a

1877
02:11:41,120 --> 02:11:43,880
Speaker 1: ghost trying to get mad. So he was still trying

1878
02:11:43,880 --> 02:11:50,200
Speaker 1: to throw some more ghost not inappropriate, yea, trying to

1879
02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:53,760
Speaker 1: get Yeah, I was trying to marry her. Were known

1880
02:11:53,800 --> 02:11:59,520
Speaker 1: the writer. Yeah, that's so funny. A lot of ship

1881
02:11:59,720 --> 02:12:02,480
Speaker 1: like and a those type of moves like yeah, they

1882
02:12:02,480 --> 02:12:04,960
Speaker 1: can get away with that stuff. You ever think about

1883
02:12:05,000 --> 02:12:07,160
Speaker 1: all the ship that we just grew up watching that

1884
02:12:07,280 --> 02:12:10,480
Speaker 1: we thought would be timeless, that they secretly had now

1885
02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:17,320
Speaker 1: man so much, so much check this one of the

1886
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:22,920
Speaker 1: most popular shows. Motherfucking Mr Wizard, white Man, you should

1887
02:12:22,920 --> 02:12:26,080
Speaker 1: just have kids of his house doing things experience Mr

1888
02:12:26,200 --> 02:12:36,360
Speaker 1: Wizard dangerous to yeh. It always ended up with Mr

1889
02:12:36,440 --> 02:12:38,440
Speaker 1: Wizard wanted to turn the lights off and show you

1890
02:12:38,520 --> 02:12:41,880
Speaker 1: something and Living Color wouldn't be a but camp couldn't

1891
02:12:41,880 --> 02:12:43,920
Speaker 1: be on. Ain't no way I was watching the Living

1892
02:12:43,960 --> 02:12:46,880
Speaker 1: Color the races realtive. Ain't no way you can play

1893
02:12:46,920 --> 02:12:52,080
Speaker 1: that ship on TV that, Like I'm saying, but the

1894
02:12:52,240 --> 02:12:54,040
Speaker 1: way that they did that sketch, you know what I mean?

1895
02:12:54,120 --> 02:12:59,920
Speaker 1: Ment on fan man, This is one of my favorite

1896
02:13:00,080 --> 02:13:03,720
Speaker 1: catches from the latest season of A Living Color. When

1897
02:13:03,800 --> 02:13:06,000
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lewis was on there. You remember that she was

1898
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:09,760
Speaker 1: on there at the end, she was she was a Castlember. Yeah,

1899
02:13:10,080 --> 02:13:12,240
Speaker 1: she had this character she used to do when she

1900
02:13:12,400 --> 02:13:14,040
Speaker 1: was the mom. But she was on the phone the

1901
02:13:14,120 --> 02:13:17,000
Speaker 1: whole time, Like she used to be on the phone

1902
02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:19,000
Speaker 1: all day and like her kids are running up to

1903
02:13:19,120 --> 02:13:23,160
Speaker 1: and asking something. She'd be like but all through this

1904
02:13:23,240 --> 02:13:25,000
Speaker 1: catch should be on the phone or even at night.

1905
02:13:25,360 --> 02:13:27,080
Speaker 1: It'll be like her husband he had rolled over. He

1906
02:13:27,160 --> 02:13:29,120
Speaker 1: was like, baby, that was great. Then she would just

1907
02:13:29,240 --> 02:13:33,040
Speaker 1: pop up and be on the phone. But she would

1908
02:13:33,080 --> 02:13:35,680
Speaker 1: literally be on the phone the whole day with David

1909
02:13:35,880 --> 02:13:38,480
Speaker 1: Damon wains Man on that moment, like just the ship

1910
02:13:38,520 --> 02:13:43,560
Speaker 1: they do the handy man. Remember when the little lady

1911
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:49,000
Speaker 1: was the tiny tiny um, the tiny avenger. She was

1912
02:13:49,080 --> 02:13:52,040
Speaker 1: a little she was a little person, a little holes.

1913
02:13:56,280 --> 02:13:59,280
Speaker 1: You deem me, you ain't never, you ain't get me

1914
02:13:59,440 --> 02:14:06,760
Speaker 1: man man the on me in the world. That was

1915
02:14:06,880 --> 02:14:14,520
Speaker 1: Jim carrey bro when he flipped and over hand to

1916
02:14:14,600 --> 02:14:22,240
Speaker 1: punt him do it? David Alan Green are the funniest

1917
02:14:22,240 --> 02:14:25,800
Speaker 1: people on the planet. Man's hilarious. I got a feeling

1918
02:14:26,200 --> 02:14:31,280
Speaker 1: like all that shipton on sitcom in then all the

1919
02:14:31,520 --> 02:14:33,920
Speaker 1: medias they didn't get the persons in the nine he's

1920
02:14:33,960 --> 02:14:37,200
Speaker 1: on sitcom, David Allen grid Man don't get no better

1921
02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:39,560
Speaker 1: than slim Man. Every time you've seen him on anything,

1922
02:14:39,640 --> 02:14:48,600
Speaker 1: he was hilarious. But when they thought that he was

1923
02:14:48,720 --> 02:14:50,560
Speaker 1: bringing the jacket back, and he was like, did you

1924
02:14:50,760 --> 02:14:54,160
Speaker 1: think that he wore the jacket and staked it up

1925
02:14:54,480 --> 02:14:57,080
Speaker 1: to be damned and brought it back. Like who says

1926
02:14:57,200 --> 02:15:00,520
Speaker 1: that he is brilliant, He's in p this is his

1927
02:15:00,640 --> 02:15:05,240
Speaker 1: magnificent man when he was Joe from Who's the Principal Lead?

1928
02:15:05,280 --> 02:15:14,560
Speaker 1: On Me? Mr? Maga with the fake shoot favorite That

1929
02:15:14,680 --> 02:15:16,920
Speaker 1: show used to go so hard every week. That's a

1930
02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:19,600
Speaker 1: good question if it was any show that as a comedian, like,

1931
02:15:19,720 --> 02:15:21,400
Speaker 1: if you could have been on any show, what would

1932
02:15:21,400 --> 02:15:23,320
Speaker 1: you have picked to be on a casma, Oh, you

1933
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:26,600
Speaker 1: know it would have been Martin's Martin me too that

1934
02:15:28,040 --> 02:15:30,400
Speaker 1: that's a big show in the world of me mindless man,

1935
02:15:30,600 --> 02:15:33,640
Speaker 1: so fun. I see right here, wife, if anything on team,

1936
02:15:33,640 --> 02:15:38,720
Speaker 1: if I see Martin, I don't give game back. Everybody,

1937
02:15:38,960 --> 02:15:42,320
Speaker 1: even like the smallest characters on there became your favorite

1938
02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:56,840
Speaker 1: favor man, Jared, I don't know, damn tune yeahdication, she's

1939
02:15:59,320 --> 02:16:02,560
Speaker 1: started doing like you know, I don't want to say yeah.

1940
02:16:02,920 --> 02:16:07,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't even brush my own team, you know.

1941
02:16:07,520 --> 02:16:10,360
Speaker 1: You know what, Martin, I don't think people even realize this,

1942
02:16:10,520 --> 02:16:14,720
Speaker 1: but I put this. It's a sitcom, but it's actually

1943
02:16:14,840 --> 02:16:20,560
Speaker 1: a sketch show disguise. That's a sitcom. Yeah, all them

1944
02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:23,200
Speaker 1: Care is a sketch comedy show. There's not a scene

1945
02:16:23,280 --> 02:16:26,400
Speaker 1: on there where they leave any ship. Like they're going

1946
02:16:26,520 --> 02:16:29,280
Speaker 1: for the funny and the jokes. Martin might play a

1947
02:16:29,440 --> 02:16:31,560
Speaker 1: character at the beginning. It has nothing to do with

1948
02:16:31,680 --> 02:16:34,000
Speaker 1: the rest of the episode. It might just be a

1949
02:16:34,120 --> 02:16:36,120
Speaker 1: character to popping in it. It's just a vehicle for

1950
02:16:36,200 --> 02:16:39,440
Speaker 1: this character. What you called Tracy Morgan might pop in.

1951
02:16:39,520 --> 02:16:41,640
Speaker 1: This bitch brother man might pop in this bit. Like

1952
02:16:41,840 --> 02:16:44,920
Speaker 1: even the other buddy with the fun up here at

1953
02:16:44,920 --> 02:16:48,800
Speaker 1: the mother shop came a character. You know what I'm saying.

1954
02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:54,040
Speaker 1: So it's me. He had his own and had his

1955
02:16:54,160 --> 02:16:57,199
Speaker 1: own little tuation there. Man. It's one of my favorite

1956
02:16:57,240 --> 02:17:00,959
Speaker 1: episodes of Martins when uh jero him in colds are

1957
02:17:01,440 --> 02:17:12,800
Speaker 1: pa I what about the other thing who called here?

1958
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:17,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah what you no? No, you do that Tommy

1959
02:17:17,480 --> 02:17:24,200
Speaker 1: hearns episode though, Oh yeah that Martin CD player he

1960
02:17:24,320 --> 02:17:31,960
Speaker 1: said on that couch. Yeah, just that show. Remember white

1961
02:17:32,040 --> 02:17:35,160
Speaker 1: Ball from counting Out from Account? Yeah, this party's out

1962
02:17:35,200 --> 02:17:45,280
Speaker 1: of drove this letter control like episode doesn't play character.

1963
02:17:45,400 --> 02:17:47,680
Speaker 1: They all them different characters, but they all you all

1964
02:17:47,760 --> 02:17:55,560
Speaker 1: respect him as their own. They came dragon Drive is

1965
02:17:55,600 --> 02:18:00,040
Speaker 1: his oldest Dragonfly JOm is his mama. Dragonfly Jones a

1966
02:18:00,160 --> 02:18:06,520
Speaker 1: Dragon Black like they played like it would definitely be

1967
02:18:06,680 --> 02:18:09,680
Speaker 1: my d on any sitcom. What would you pick? It's

1968
02:18:09,680 --> 02:18:14,520
Speaker 1: hard to say after that, but let's see any sick

1969
02:18:15,840 --> 02:18:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know any show. They don't have to be

1970
02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:19,360
Speaker 1: a sickcom. I don't know why, but this is just

1971
02:18:19,480 --> 02:18:21,280
Speaker 1: the ship I used to watch with my mom and

1972
02:18:21,440 --> 02:18:26,800
Speaker 1: like my little brother re runs goddamn night Court ship,

1973
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:35,560
Speaker 1: get on that about another one, bro? If I could

1974
02:18:35,560 --> 02:18:37,280
Speaker 1: have been on any show about nigged me and my

1975
02:18:37,360 --> 02:18:40,840
Speaker 1: mom used to watch this ship faith with Supermarket sween. My,

1976
02:18:41,480 --> 02:18:45,000
Speaker 1: you don't want to be on super Bro Bro right now?

1977
02:18:45,160 --> 02:18:47,280
Speaker 1: And I still wanted some of them hands that was

1978
02:18:47,320 --> 02:18:56,320
Speaker 1: wrapped up and it's on the game show Network. It

1979
02:18:56,400 --> 02:19:00,240
Speaker 1: still come they make a new one. Yeah, he get

1980
02:19:00,360 --> 02:19:02,920
Speaker 1: him that it was hosting that show I want to

1981
02:19:04,240 --> 02:19:06,600
Speaker 1: was hosted. Man, When you hit the sound of the beat,

1982
02:19:07,240 --> 02:19:11,640
Speaker 1: you're on super Market sweet, not on one in the mall?

1983
02:19:11,760 --> 02:19:15,880
Speaker 1: What was that one shop to your drop? I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

1984
02:19:15,920 --> 02:19:18,160
Speaker 1: but what about this? If you kids remember this ship

1985
02:19:18,240 --> 02:19:21,800
Speaker 1: shots had? Those shows are horrible for poor people, very right.

1986
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:31,199
Speaker 1: When that baby chys you was that born? No, probably

1987
02:19:31,480 --> 02:19:33,400
Speaker 1: you might not have been. But all it was was

1988
02:19:33,520 --> 02:19:35,440
Speaker 1: you ran through the story. You said, you'll having like

1989
02:19:35,480 --> 02:19:40,280
Speaker 1: a little eighties moment right now. Yeah, when they still

1990
02:19:40,360 --> 02:19:43,160
Speaker 1: had Choice School. You can get everything that you can

1991
02:19:43,200 --> 02:19:45,160
Speaker 1: fit in the guddamn car in a minute. Do you

1992
02:19:45,240 --> 02:19:49,120
Speaker 1: know what Guts is? I know what the flint Stones are.

1993
02:19:49,400 --> 02:19:51,120
Speaker 1: I mean, but you ain't never seen the show Guts.

1994
02:19:51,200 --> 02:19:53,960
Speaker 1: They came on Nickelodeon when Andy Griffin bro. They had

1995
02:19:54,080 --> 02:19:57,600
Speaker 1: this one show when Nintendo was I used to come

1996
02:19:57,640 --> 02:20:01,040
Speaker 1: on the morning when Motherfucker's used to put Nintendo games

1997
02:20:01,160 --> 02:20:02,920
Speaker 1: and like you would have to just play all these

1998
02:20:03,000 --> 02:20:06,440
Speaker 1: Nintendo games and try to like beat the game. And

1999
02:20:06,520 --> 02:20:09,160
Speaker 1: then it's like if you got to a certain point,

2000
02:20:09,240 --> 02:20:12,280
Speaker 1: they had like this big ass ship just full of

2001
02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:14,720
Speaker 1: Nintendo tapes and you can just run through that for

2002
02:20:14,879 --> 02:20:18,000
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds. As many as you could grab, you

2003
02:20:18,080 --> 02:20:20,120
Speaker 1: can keep, and then they would judge you on like

2004
02:20:20,840 --> 02:20:23,080
Speaker 1: your score will be based off what games you got,

2005
02:20:23,240 --> 02:20:25,119
Speaker 1: and if you got a certain score, you can keep

2006
02:20:25,160 --> 02:20:28,960
Speaker 1: all the games. Yeah, all them shows, Double Dad, Guts,

2007
02:20:29,200 --> 02:20:45,080
Speaker 1: Lessons of the Hidden Temple. How would say, Oh man,

2008
02:20:45,160 --> 02:20:47,240
Speaker 1: not that you think about that show there, it's like

2009
02:20:48,480 --> 02:20:51,840
Speaker 1: that's a pit of show that's because they the whole show,

2010
02:20:52,080 --> 02:20:55,480
Speaker 1: Like they asked two teams questions and if you don't

2011
02:20:55,520 --> 02:20:58,280
Speaker 1: know the answer, you can just they're the other team

2012
02:20:58,320 --> 02:21:00,640
Speaker 1: to answer it, and if they don't know the answer,

2013
02:21:00,920 --> 02:21:03,400
Speaker 1: they can double there you to answer. So if you

2014
02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:07,080
Speaker 1: don't know the answer, you could just take the physical channel.

2015
02:21:09,000 --> 02:21:11,080
Speaker 1: But just just like you, a lot of mother puckers

2016
02:21:11,120 --> 02:21:12,520
Speaker 1: went on there and didn't know ship. It was like

2017
02:21:12,600 --> 02:21:17,440
Speaker 1: physical trouble, nobody physical just to go crawl through the

2018
02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:20,960
Speaker 1: slam and see if people find the slag. We don't

2019
02:21:20,959 --> 02:21:23,760
Speaker 1: be fun about the third time, maybe moving there for

2020
02:21:23,879 --> 02:21:31,720
Speaker 1: that first that first going on, I wouldn't even want

2021
02:21:31,720 --> 02:21:33,280
Speaker 1: to be on the comedy show. I would want to

2022
02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:35,440
Speaker 1: be on some dramatic ship that's in season for the

2023
02:21:35,560 --> 02:21:41,920
Speaker 1: fourth Right now, I don't get a lower orders that

2024
02:21:42,959 --> 02:21:44,600
Speaker 1: I want to be on one of those things that

2025
02:21:44,720 --> 02:21:48,920
Speaker 1: came on on like season Now. I didn't grew up

2026
02:21:48,959 --> 02:21:51,080
Speaker 1: in everything. I don't had that arrest of the season

2027
02:21:51,160 --> 02:21:53,360
Speaker 1: where I went to jail. Now I'm a detective and

2028
02:21:53,480 --> 02:21:57,520
Speaker 1: ship I was a trouble kid. I didn't grow up

2029
02:21:57,520 --> 02:22:02,640
Speaker 1: in front of these If I don't know what they

2030
02:22:02,720 --> 02:22:05,640
Speaker 1: just take all them cases from real, the real yeah,

2031
02:22:06,440 --> 02:22:08,480
Speaker 1: because they had the cases. I remember they did the

2032
02:22:08,520 --> 02:22:12,400
Speaker 1: episode Kelly Case. I was like, they they did the

2033
02:22:12,520 --> 02:22:17,959
Speaker 1: Rihanna Chris Brown ship, Michael Jackson. They did Michael Jackson. Yeah,

2034
02:22:18,520 --> 02:22:24,320
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson was the kids the producer. That's the name

2035
02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:27,040
Speaker 1: of the episode, right. I saw the Chris Brown Rihanna one.

2036
02:22:27,400 --> 02:22:30,120
Speaker 1: That ship. They gotta start letting niggers like us on

2037
02:22:30,240 --> 02:22:32,320
Speaker 1: some of these shows. But I think they don't be

2038
02:22:32,400 --> 02:22:35,120
Speaker 1: knowing we want to be on them. Know now we

2039
02:22:35,240 --> 02:22:38,520
Speaker 1: watch it, we love it. I'm not trying to get

2040
02:22:38,600 --> 02:22:41,960
Speaker 1: on some science fiction ship that you don't put me on.

2041
02:22:42,160 --> 02:22:55,280
Speaker 1: Ive warship, that ship, don't fast ship. I think they

2042
02:22:55,400 --> 02:22:57,120
Speaker 1: fought the run ahead and it was the last time

2043
02:22:57,120 --> 02:23:01,640
Speaker 1: I wanted if if you remember it, they came on

2044
02:23:02,600 --> 02:23:04,400
Speaker 1: and it was it was a dude in the bathroom,

2045
02:23:05,360 --> 02:23:07,200
Speaker 1: so he was used the bathroom. But somebody was like

2046
02:23:07,280 --> 02:23:09,720
Speaker 1: only a little on like a little a little weird

2047
02:23:10,160 --> 02:23:12,440
Speaker 1: not like a weird chip with some sheep like like

2048
02:23:12,520 --> 02:23:16,200
Speaker 1: a little Dolly type with the nyn't handled legs, and

2049
02:23:16,240 --> 02:23:18,760
Speaker 1: he came in in the bathroom and killing bath man.

2050
02:23:18,800 --> 02:23:20,440
Speaker 1: I cut the ship off. The nig with no legs

2051
02:23:20,879 --> 02:23:22,400
Speaker 1: came in and kick the nigger who was standing the

2052
02:23:22,520 --> 02:23:26,080
Speaker 1: piecing in the bathroom. I got too much for me

2053
02:23:26,160 --> 02:23:27,680
Speaker 1: and just show you just scared the ship out of me.

2054
02:23:27,800 --> 02:23:37,200
Speaker 1: Was unsolved? That music your boys that fall, it was ok.

2055
02:23:39,640 --> 02:23:41,960
Speaker 1: When you figured out that wasn't actual footage from the

2056
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:46,400
Speaker 1: ship that was it did what then you have any information?

2057
02:23:48,400 --> 02:24:00,240
Speaker 1: He didn't John last scene on the batter area, Yeah,

2058
02:24:00,240 --> 02:24:04,360
Speaker 1: I can't watch those even now. Those right now all

2059
02:24:04,560 --> 02:24:07,240
Speaker 1: us all visually lets go watch some of this ship

2060
02:24:07,400 --> 02:24:14,120
Speaker 1: come to be on the road and people think this

2061
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:16,800
Speaker 1: the But then this was when TV was really on

2062
02:24:16,959 --> 02:24:21,400
Speaker 1: some some wild ass nuts. Every hard movie had a

2063
02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:25,240
Speaker 1: fucking sitcom like a show for it. Remember the Freddy

2064
02:24:25,280 --> 02:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Krueger series. Yeah, the Ready looking crazy on that motherfucker.

2065
02:24:29,640 --> 02:24:31,560
Speaker 1: They just had a cold case found Jason had a

2066
02:24:31,600 --> 02:24:34,360
Speaker 1: TV serie. You know. Another show used to be I

2067
02:24:34,400 --> 02:24:37,000
Speaker 1: couldn't watch Swamp Things. That was a good show. You

2068
02:24:37,120 --> 02:24:40,960
Speaker 1: missed some ship about the mustard. This nigger was the

2069
02:24:41,000 --> 02:24:44,640
Speaker 1: scientist who had experiment gone wrong, funked around it ran

2070
02:24:44,720 --> 02:24:47,040
Speaker 1: to the swamp, the swamps, the ship, whatever the ship was,

2071
02:24:47,120 --> 02:24:49,480
Speaker 1: they got on him. The swamp ship got on made

2072
02:24:49,560 --> 02:24:51,880
Speaker 1: him a super strong ass snigger. But he still was

2073
02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:55,720
Speaker 1: a genius though. Yeah, that's the cold part about swamp

2074
02:24:55,840 --> 02:24:58,840
Speaker 1: problem because even while he was swamp there, Motherucker's used

2075
02:24:58,879 --> 02:25:00,880
Speaker 1: to come out there and ask and for formulas and

2076
02:25:00,959 --> 02:25:02,720
Speaker 1: ship like that, and he would like come up about

2077
02:25:02,760 --> 02:25:05,600
Speaker 1: the swamp and help people and he will swap right,

2078
02:25:05,920 --> 02:25:07,920
Speaker 1: And his whole ship was he was trying to figure

2079
02:25:07,920 --> 02:25:14,720
Speaker 1: out the way to reversion being swamping, just as movie

2080
02:25:14,800 --> 02:25:23,400
Speaker 1: The Fly, yeah, the Kid star Bro even transformation, just

2081
02:25:23,560 --> 02:25:32,680
Speaker 1: everything in the Teeth fall out, like the Skin started. Well, man,

2082
02:25:32,760 --> 02:25:34,800
Speaker 1: we gotta rep this ship up. We'll be here all

2083
02:25:34,879 --> 02:25:40,560
Speaker 1: that night. We started all this the whole boy, what

2084
02:25:40,680 --> 02:25:44,520
Speaker 1: you get? You started it's supposed to be here and

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Speaker 1: you got there. Yeah, you know what it is. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it because I'm just being myself, Like I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to match your I just I love watching you talk.

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Speaker 1: This one right here, this one right here, that's my

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Speaker 1: big ship man, big. Yeah. Me and I had had

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Speaker 1: plenty of moments where it was like, no, Carlos ain't

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Speaker 1: with this ship. Yeah it was, it was, but look

2092
02:26:15,320 --> 02:26:19,880
Speaker 1: look where we are now next what we aspired to be.

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Speaker 1: People always want to know what you what you're about

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Speaker 1: to do, even though you just did a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of stuff already what you got going. So it's funny

2096
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Speaker 1: because I always talked about how I'm not big on

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Speaker 1: Atlanta because of my past trauma here. But I booked

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Speaker 1: a movie today that shooting, so I'll be back in

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, and I'm doing a show out

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Speaker 1: here with some of the some of the greatest women

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Speaker 1: in comedy that I respect. We're doing a show here

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of April. But it feels so good.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm writing a book that for I got

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Speaker 1: a book deal ship that was before. Yeah, I got it,

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Speaker 1: um And you know, I don't really celebrate my wings.

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02:27:10,959 --> 02:27:13,080
Speaker 1: I kind of keep them to myself, but I appreciate

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Speaker 1: it stuff I want ads. Yeah, you got good news

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Speaker 1: than a motherfucker. Yeah, And I haven't animated series, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, aren't the move it was? They told me

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Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna do shock. I was told I would

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Speaker 1: never get a special I was told so everything that

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Speaker 1: I've done, I was told that I couldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: They treated you like they they know who they are.

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Speaker 1: The shock thing. They always say, oh, you know, and

2115
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Speaker 1: they're not about to put no Puerto Rican woman on Shock.

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02:27:52,520 --> 02:27:59,280
Speaker 1: Yes they did. That was a talk your ship. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate man, don't forget about us when you blow up

2118
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Speaker 1: in so many cards. I need to get old key

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Speaker 1: chance the cars, they we have the same key. And

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Speaker 1: I'm telling the car sold that originally with that stick

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Speaker 1: in that came with the written the partners of the car. Alright,

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Speaker 1: watch what's about the heaven? Now you're about to blow

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02:28:27,200 --> 02:28:30,320
Speaker 1: up again. You're gonna be on fucking Narcoast or some

2124
02:28:30,480 --> 02:28:34,080
Speaker 1: ship as the new fucking Griselda Blanco or some ship.

2125
02:28:34,560 --> 02:28:37,400
Speaker 1: That's that's my dream is And then they're gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: put you on the show. I'm like, but she is

2127
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Speaker 1: out of here, out of here. She is playing j

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Speaker 1: Suster in the TV series. In the comedy because comedians,

2129
02:28:47,800 --> 02:28:50,120
Speaker 1: because we have our own voice in comedy, so they

2130
02:28:50,160 --> 02:28:52,680
Speaker 1: try to plug us in comedy, and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: do this in its corny but dramatic stuff. Most of

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Speaker 1: us can do it because our comedy is rooted in

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02:28:59,720 --> 02:29:03,039
Speaker 1: drawing one. Yeah. Like day Cook is a really good

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Speaker 1: dramatic actor. He's very good. I'm still trying to do

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Speaker 1: some work with lou Dammond Phillips word yeah and me

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Speaker 1: estevest younger. You know Charlie Sheene real name m. Charlie Sheen.

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Speaker 1: What they had that they used to add what is

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Speaker 1: the levities? Real is supposed to be real names. Norris's

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Speaker 1: first name is Carlos. His name is Carlos Norris Damn.

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Speaker 1: And Charlie Sheen is half Mexican. That's why Martin Sheen,

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Speaker 1: so they changed that Este brother. Yeah, he kept his

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Speaker 1: last name in It's a bunch of Latin people who

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Speaker 1: changed their names so that they could be seem white.

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Speaker 1: We got well, drop your social media so they can

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Speaker 1: follow you. Funny ida, I d A. I don't need

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Speaker 1: comments and I don't battle wrap with bitter balls on

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Speaker 1: the internet. Don't waste time, that's the truth, though, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Don't waste your time. So a lot of people doing paragraphs,

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Speaker 1: doing a little permit thing. I think one the three words,

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02:30:29,640 --> 02:30:37,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, life is too short. Funny, it's

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Speaker 1: not funniest video on your page is your cousin pulling

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Speaker 1: up with the matadi. Yeah, it's so funny that everybody

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Speaker 1: got a cover like that. That ain't even my cousin.

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Speaker 1: That's just some Mississippi. Because like, do you have some

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02:30:53,800 --> 02:30:59,520
Speaker 1: smoking Mississippi and your cousin pull up. You have to stand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the funnies. He shout out the King, suthing if

2157
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Speaker 1: you don't know Kings Salving isn't there on there. He

2158
02:31:09,840 --> 02:31:11,680
Speaker 1: was just saying that ship all the time on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We got to get him on him. He funny him

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Speaker 1: couple more motherfucker's. I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Make sure

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Speaker 1: you watch fighting Words on streaming on HBO. Ladies, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: there you have it, eighty flaps out. So I had

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Speaker 1: rather be yes, we have to. Oh dougla twin, have

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Speaker 1: you ever want to finally made it outside? What are

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Speaker 1: you looking around with y'all? What's y'all over