Speaker 1: Hey Andy, oh hi Scott, welcome to serial Killer. This
Speaker 1: off what told everyone you were pre recording? We always
Speaker 1: pre record. It's never live. Yeah, but you don't want
Speaker 1: people to know that we do like two at a time. Whatever. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's serial Killers. This the podcast where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1: We eat it, we try it to see whether you
Speaker 1: should do the same. So that's our tagline. And we
Speaker 1: also think inside the box, thinking the outside the box
Speaker 1: is dumb. You won't be any cereal there, it's all
Speaker 1: inside it, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Or maybe you open the bag in a dumb way
Speaker 2: and now they're cereal all over the place.
Speaker 1: All over the inside of the box. Yeah, not good.
Speaker 1: Where the prize used to be in the eighties, Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the inside of the box, remember those days, I do,
Speaker 1: because they were in the bag and you'd have to
Speaker 1: reach all the way in the bottom. Cereal everywhere, puffed
Speaker 1: the box out. But then they started putting it in
Speaker 1: between the bag and the box, so you just reach in,
Speaker 1: grab it, doink, steal it, yep, everything, you know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they used to be open boxes in the supermarket on
Speaker 1: the shelf with the flap open, not the bag open,
Speaker 1: the flap because someone stole the prize out. Yeah. Those
Speaker 1: Garfield bike reflectors, dude, those were the shizz I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I remember that I had an orange one in my bicycle.
Speaker 1: The eyes were the reflectors.
Speaker 2: They did computer discs in some of them where you
Speaker 2: could like test out the Scholastic games and like other
Speaker 2: ones really Poppies no Flop CD. It was a CD, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I loved it. It's like you got to play
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of a computer game.
Speaker 1: It was great. I feel like those were usually like
Speaker 1: on the back of the box in like a weird
Speaker 1: little thing that would open. No, it was inside the bag, huh.
Speaker 1: It was like inside the box between the bag. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now serial prizes are like, here's a guy in this
Speaker 1: QR code for more fun. You get a digital coupon.
Speaker 1: I like that. Oh I want a coupon. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: they used to print the coupons on the box and
Speaker 1: you have to cut it. But the mom would cut
Speaker 1: into the bag and every cereal everywhere. Well, I said
Speaker 1: the mom. Well, I mean traditionally in the eighties, the
Speaker 1: mom would cut the coupons. Right. Sorry, you just took
Speaker 1: this someplace and nobody said anyone argument. I envisioned somebody like,
Speaker 1: why only moms cut the coupons? Oh I hear it?
Speaker 1: Who I just envisioned it. I'm in the room with you. No,
Speaker 1: once this is posted, people are going to comment, oh,
Speaker 1: only moms can cut coupons. No, I'm a dad and
Speaker 1: I do as well.
Speaker 2: Well, if you remember the last episode, you said you
Speaker 2: don't know where to find any of the comments.
Speaker 1: I'm just you're going to read them to me at
Speaker 1: some point, okay, on the Spotify.
Speaker 2: Well, if you are the one person who read it
Speaker 2: and got offended by that, we apologize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone can cut coupon, not really anymore, they don't
Speaker 1: really have them. That was scary. We could have been
Speaker 1: canceled for that, right really, thank god for now they're
Speaker 1: all digital. Yeah. AnyWho, so this is going to be
Speaker 1: an episode of all weird store brand type cereals. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're not they're not major super what do you
Speaker 1: call it? No? No, No, they're not major like brands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean major brands, major brands. Yeah, I mean one
Speaker 1: of them maybe is, but not really. I'm a great
Speaker 1: value is Walmart is Walmart? But that's a store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you wouldn't find a great value. And you know Target,
Speaker 1: So this is exclusive to stores only. They're not major brands.
Speaker 1: How about that? They're not to general mills, your catalogs,
Speaker 1: your post, what else? Come on your dad the Quaker?
Speaker 1: Very good? Okay, you are like in.
Speaker 2: Your own like a jo V Lane and I'm just
Speaker 2: with you for the ride because you're talking real quick anyway.
Speaker 1: So this is the latest and great value? Is that
Speaker 1: what I think it is? I don't know. Is that
Speaker 1: candy corn? No? For the fall of what I found?
Speaker 1: These are jetpuff candy corn marshmallows. They're marshmallows. Okay. I
Speaker 1: was giving them to Danielle, but she didn't come in today.
Speaker 1: I bet you could put those in cereal. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet you could. They are marshmallows. Look at this? What
Speaker 1: is it? It's red velvet cake. Oh fine, limited edition.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, velvit cake requires cream cheese for
Speaker 2: the frosting. Yeah, so how are you gonna make that
Speaker 2: in cereal form? This is powder powdered, cream cheese powdered.
Speaker 2: You really think that great value? Cereals use chocolate mix
Speaker 2: and cream cheese powder?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, why I'll make sure to really taste for it.
Speaker 1: It says naturally flavored. So what about a powder of
Speaker 1: cream cheese? The powdered milk is powdered milk because it's
Speaker 1: just powder form. Okay, look, yellow corn flour, sugar, whole grain,
Speaker 1: oat flour, canola and or soybean oil. How do you
Speaker 1: not know which one? I'm just curious. Corn syrup, de
Speaker 1: germed corn meal, salt, cocoa process with alkali, cornstarch, palm oil,
Speaker 1: natural flavor. And Red forty is that the outlawed one?
Speaker 1: Red forty? I think it is. So we'll get cancer
Speaker 1: from this box, yeah, and then pretty soon it won't
Speaker 1: be in here anymore. I don't actually think I think
Speaker 1: it's one of the single digits. Oh it's not Red forty.
Speaker 1: I think forty might be. Okay, hey it smells cream cheesy.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. That smells like chocolates like cream cheese
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, a big old of tempty? What's tempty?
Speaker 2: I'm again just your passenger as you're barreling down the highway.
Speaker 1: Well outside of this market. People, Really, I don't think
Speaker 1: know what tempty is tempty? Cream cheese was originally made
Speaker 1: by Breakstones might still be and it was in that
Speaker 1: pink container. When I was a kid, it was cardboard.
Speaker 1: Now it's plastic. Oh cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Red forty die is not outlawed at the federal level,
Speaker 2: but California is phasing it out of it's using schools.
Speaker 1: Because everything in California causes camp.
Speaker 2: Red Die forty is controversial due's concerns about hyperactivity, behavioral problems,
Speaker 2: and children. Okay, all right, we're gonna use the two
Speaker 2: percent lactaid extra calcium, andrew, because I want your bones
Speaker 2: to be strong.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Isn't there already a lot of calcium and milk? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you need extra calcium. That's like overload. That's like
Speaker 1: taking two multiple vitamins in a day, multi vitamins multi Wait,
Speaker 1: this is multi shot for multiple. So so centium is
Speaker 1: a multiple vitamin, yes, but they call them multi vitamins.
Speaker 2: Yes, because they put all the vitamins into one.
Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody say a multiple vitamin yes, because
Speaker 1: that sounds dumb. So you just say a multi vitamin.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what this is all about. Ooh, hey, man,
Speaker 1: that tastes like red velvet cake. It does. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: Are you not tasting it? No? Are you nuts? This
Speaker 1: doesn't taste bro this tastes like red velvet cake. Hmm,
Speaker 1: do you like red velvet cake? Yeah, but this is
Speaker 1: this doesn't taste anything like that. Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: does cream cheese, red chocolate. Everything red is now just
Speaker 1: a flavor. Yeah great, Yeah, I taste red. Well, that's good.
Speaker 1: Four bowls.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it just tastes like a like a sweetened loop
Speaker 2: of sorts.
Speaker 1: Most it's not bad. I'm just gonna give it like
Speaker 1: three bowls. Okay. It kind of misses the mark on
Speaker 1: the red velvet taste for me. Listen, I'm a red
Speaker 1: velvet fan. My favorite red velvet cake is from California
Speaker 1: Pizza Kitchen. They only have it seasonally. But this tastes
Speaker 1: like red velvet cake. If you're a fan, I would
Speaker 1: try this. It does not if I'm wrong, you know what?
Speaker 1: I would like someone to try this and let us
Speaker 1: know who's wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I gave you a blind taste test and said, okay,
Speaker 2: tell me what flavor it is, red velvet not even
Speaker 2: a shot that somebody would get that.
Speaker 1: Are you a condo sore? Because I am dude.
Speaker 2: You went to the California Pizza Kitchen. You're not a
Speaker 2: cond of sore. I am velvet cake.
Speaker 1: I am. I can eat a tub of cream cheese
Speaker 1: frosting right here, right now, so good? Who challenged you
Speaker 1: to do that? I'm just saying how much I love it?
Speaker 1: It's delicious. Also, what does that have to do with
Speaker 1: a red velvet cake? Huh? What does that have to
Speaker 1: do with you? This tasting like a red there's no
Speaker 1: cream cheese petty crocker all day. I'll just spoon it
Speaker 1: out for breakfast again. Who's asking you to do that?
Speaker 1: But it tastes like it? How it tastes like the frosting.
Speaker 1: It's neither chocolatey enough. Try the milk, drink the milk
Speaker 1: guarantees the frosting. Mm hm no yeah, still no, all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: bro will agree to disagree on this one. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: everything else in life.
Speaker 2: There's nothing that tastes like red velvet. It's sweet and
Speaker 2: it's good, but it is not red velvet.
Speaker 1: My chest hurts. Maybe it's the red forty, Maybe your hyperactivity.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, Shall we move on? Please?
Speaker 1: Did you want to do Millville or Kiggins? Next Kiggins Kiggens? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Kiggins I'm pretty sure is also Matt Nelson. Thanks Pal,
Speaker 1: I have to shake this one up. I don't even
Speaker 1: have the thing. So do you want to like show
Speaker 1: the box you usually do. It's Kiggins Country crunchy granola
Speaker 1: raisin brand, are you okay? No, thank you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it's sold, so kickins. Kiggins is
Speaker 1: one of those brands where it is a store brand,
Speaker 1: but multiple different stores in that particular conglomerate will sell it. Cool.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, this is Kiggins, and it's got the big
Speaker 2: barcode at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Which generally is reserved for an all ther legal, which
Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do next. Millville, Millville, Millville is legal? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah it is. No, it's not. It's all
Speaker 1: the Holy health. Okay. It just looks failed pretty good. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a reason brand. How can it stink? It smells
Speaker 1: like cardboard? I don't know. Well, it's because you were
Speaker 1: You weren't sniffing the cereal, you were sniffing the box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it kind of smells like Plato. You did a terrible open.
Speaker 2: Well, considering my alternative was to have you just bumbling
Speaker 2: all over the place.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's got your flakes and your little granola chunks.
Speaker 1: So this is I mean, this is the equivalent to
Speaker 1: the Kellogg's. It's just the rip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they even use the same font for
Speaker 2: reasons and.
Speaker 1: Color and everything. Yeah, but no sugar raisins.
Speaker 2: We know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of because I need all the
Speaker 1: sugar I could possibly get. Yeah, No, for sure, you
Speaker 1: do two percent lactate, Andrew, thank you, welcome. I like
Speaker 1: using the lactate because it doesn't hurt my stomach, because
Speaker 1: the regular milk coats your stomach, Andrew, please, sometimes it does.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it ever has. You've never called
Speaker 1: me from your house. Goal we should have recorded three
Speaker 1: episodes come out on the bowl, Like, never ever to
Speaker 1: have happened. Would I ever tell you about my bowel movements? Well,
Speaker 1: if you were having trouble with them because of the milk,
Speaker 1: you would have said, can we please use lactose free
Speaker 1: milk from now on? If I ever said that to
Speaker 1: you, you would have been like, absolutely not. You don't even
Speaker 1: know if I have a coupon, Yes, I'm fine with
Speaker 1: last new dude, we use lactose free all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hmm, there's a little bit of molasses
Speaker 1: in there. I bet raisins are much chewy, but good.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad rip off. No, the flakes are okay.
Speaker 1: I like the flake. Mm hmmm. Three balls in this
Speaker 1: poom for me. On this one, I was gonna say
Speaker 1: the same from the crunchy granola raisin Bram. That's nice.
Speaker 1: It's a good source of fibers. So that will also
Speaker 1: help you on the ball. Andrew, Oh, well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for announcing that to the entire world. Scott,
Speaker 1: no problem, it'll just cancel out the lactose. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, so you're good. Thanks. All right, I got
Speaker 1: nothing here? So uh will we sing a song together? No?
Speaker 1: What song did you want to sing? You pick, I'll
Speaker 1: sing it with you, and I'm not We're just gonna
Speaker 1: take a break and I'm gonna pick any sound effect
Speaker 1: you're ready tell me to stop, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say stop, stop, see what it is right back wherever
Speaker 1: I like. I'm gonna write down twelve o six so
Speaker 1: much I want to say before we get into the episode.
Speaker 1: I saw into the episode. We're almost done.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry. I saw Darren Feffer when I was
Speaker 2: in Vegas.
Speaker 1: For the Good dude. Man, what a good guy.
Speaker 2: And we were in an elevator and he stopped there
Speaker 2: was it was after night one and there was a
Speaker 2: very drunk woman on the elevator with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was like, are you working?
Speaker 2: And Darren was like yes, and he was like, do
Speaker 2: you know of the show? Do you know of iHeart?
Speaker 2: Do you know they have a lot of podcasts. Do
Speaker 2: you know there's one where they just eat cereal?
Speaker 1: And it was fun. He was playing it off and
Speaker 1: then one was like, oh, do you know that Darren
Speaker 1: is one of the best human beings that there is? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: one of He's very nice, he's a good dude, and
Speaker 1: he's a big fan of this podcast. So shout out
Speaker 1: to Darren driving in your car right now to go
Speaker 1: pick up something important. I don't know. Thanks picking up
Speaker 1: the important things. That's right, seven o six. Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: get out to the next one. That's another number that
Speaker 1: means nothing but to the kids something. Yeah, it definitely
Speaker 1: riz exactly. Are you infected? Nope, that's how it healed.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you guys all make fun of me.
Speaker 1: Liver spots. It's not a liver spot. It's it's a
Speaker 1: scar now from the fall, and you guys make fun
Speaker 1: when I wrap it and ooze it and all this
Speaker 1: stuff and put things on it, and you're like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: everything hurts. But now look what happened because you guys
Speaker 1: made fun of me. That's because of you guys, I've
Speaker 1: got a scar for life, a scar for life. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess technically that's redundant, because scars are for life.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's our faults for speaking that into existence. Yes, okay, No, No,
Speaker 2: you're totally right, And that's very very practical because if.
Speaker 1: You and Gandhi and Diamond wouldn't all make fun of
Speaker 1: me every time I come in with a bandage on
Speaker 1: it or a wrap on it or something. Because now
Speaker 1: the sun got to it and it destroyed it. So
Speaker 1: that's you didn't take care of it. Oh, I took
Speaker 1: care of it, but you made fun of me, so
Speaker 1: I felt I felt pressured to not take care of it.
Speaker 1: That's right. So you didn't take care of your own body,
Speaker 1: and it's my fault, it is. Oh, Oh, I have
Speaker 1: to wrap it on. I need first aid.
Speaker 3: Maybe you have to go to the hospital. Oh, i'moulda
Speaker 3: send you a picture from the emergency room. I don't
Speaker 3: need that all day, so I'm just gonna not do anything.
Speaker 3: And now Scar, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Dude, blame hates to see you coming. Whatever. I should
Speaker 1: sue you for destroying my body. Oh okay, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna go far and court cuts. Yeah, well, I'll get
Speaker 1: a one of those judges that's very sympathetic. No, one
Speaker 1: won't be sympathetic.
Speaker 2: The minute you hit the stand, they'd be like, actually,
Speaker 2: he needs a mental hospital.
Speaker 1: I'll show videos and pictures from this whole place that
Speaker 1: we work in, and I'll say, oh, I get it. Yeah, damages.
Speaker 2: Well, once I show him some of the pictures and
Speaker 2: video I have from you, then he'll be like, oh
Speaker 2: yeah again, mental hospital.
Speaker 1: Wait what do I do? Doctor? He escaped straight jacket?
Speaker 1: Literally take them away tuts. All right, So here's your
Speaker 1: aldi uh store brand Millville cool from Aldy honey crunching oats.
Speaker 1: That would be your what do you think equivalent honey
Speaker 1: bunches of oats from posts? Oh good man? Oh, because
Speaker 1: it says it right there. It does. Yeah, it does
Speaker 1: a lot of times they have to say it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't what it doesn't say it at all.
Speaker 2: This one doesn't No, usually, it would say compare to
Speaker 2: if I never said that, then these people watching would
Speaker 2: have been.
Speaker 1: Like, antsy does nothing and just gone with you? Who
Speaker 1: not gonna lie? Has been entirely erratic this whole episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with me. I think I probably from the scar. No,
Speaker 1: for sure. Anyway, it looks like honey bunches of oats.
Speaker 1: It's got the flakes, it's got the clusters and the
Speaker 1: little pieces of oat. Here you go, that's for you. Thanks. Cool.
Speaker 1: One smells like coconut, just like the other one. Remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, I had a very strong coconut flavor. But
Speaker 1: what what why do you shake your head? It's coconut?
Speaker 1: Clean yourself? Are you what are you doing? It's a coconut.
Speaker 1: I can't swallow it. There's no coconut. Oh there is.
Speaker 3: Not.
Speaker 2: Once did I think to myself that tastes like coconut.
Speaker 1: It smells like coconut, and to tastes like coconut. There
Speaker 1: is no coconut in this at all. By the way,
Speaker 1: last week I smashed a coconut open with a hammer
Speaker 1: and the inside went all over me. What spilled it
Speaker 1: all over me? I was drinking it like it was
Speaker 1: going all over me like a baby.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: I love thanks for that aside, But I love the
Speaker 1: coconut water or milk or whatever it is inside. I
Speaker 1: love it. You remember whoever they came to visit, they
Speaker 1: left a coconut out front. I brought it home. Oh,
Speaker 1: I smacked it with a hammer and the stuff went everywhere.
Speaker 1: But I tried to drink it cool, and then I
Speaker 1: ate the meat because I love fresh coconut. Great, No,
Speaker 1: for sure, look like so this cereal was pretty good?
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, I'm gonna give it. I think
Speaker 1: four bowls. That was sweet.
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste like coconut, and it's uh for a
Speaker 2: store brand, pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it four balls as well. I bet
Speaker 1: you're this coconut in here? I literally not even too soon.
Speaker 1: You read it. It said there's no coconut. It's gotta be.
Speaker 1: I think you read it wrong. The cinnamon, honey? What
Speaker 1: is that cinnamon? Honey? I can't see anymore. I think
Speaker 1: it's coconut in here.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna clean up your chunks of whatever all
Speaker 2: over your keyboard that's discussed?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, because it's not gonna work tomorrow morning when
Speaker 1: I try to do the show because it's coconut inside
Speaker 1: the button.
Speaker 2: There's no coconut. There's no coconut. We've explained it like
Speaker 2: four times.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Hey, this has been fun. Thanks for listening to
Speaker 1: Cereal Killers. A wet towel. You need like a nap.
Speaker 1: Let's put you down, let's take you home, champ. I
Speaker 1: think so, I think so. Please follow us on Serial
Speaker 1: Killers PC on Instagram. You're gonna clean that whole chunk up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Yeah, you really spit that very far? Well.
Speaker 1: You made me laugh. I don't know how. I just
Speaker 1: there's no coconut. It tastes, it tastes like it. If
Speaker 1: you buy this, if you've had the cereal, please let
Speaker 1: me know.
Speaker 2: Let's let's like swap right M If I were to
Speaker 2: say that, how would you have acted?
Speaker 1: I would have said, you're right, No, how do you.
Speaker 2: Normally act whenever I say, oh, this tastes like this?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, right, impossible.
Speaker 1: But but that's because your palate must be broken because
Speaker 1: it's legit.
Speaker 2: You thought that the fake red velvet cereal that should
Speaker 2: taste like a chocolate cake with cream cheese icing. It
Speaker 2: did tasted like that. It did in no way, shape
Speaker 2: or form. Did that taste like red velvet cake? Okay,
Speaker 2: now you're convinced that this honey crunch and.
Speaker 1: Notes with almonds when it has no coconut. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's me. I think it might be you. It's
Speaker 1: in there somehow. Okay, you know what, I think I
Speaker 1: can sue them because they didn't list it in the ingredients.
Speaker 1: Maybe what if I was allergic to coconut? Let me
Speaker 1: just call someone up really quick. We're gonna go an
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