WEBVTT - Red 40 Got Me Like…

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Andy, oh hi Scott, welcome to serial Killer. This

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<v Speaker 1>off what told everyone you were pre recording? We always

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<v Speaker 1>pre record. It's never live. Yeah, but you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>people to know that we do like two at a time. Whatever. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's serial Killers. This the podcast where we talk about cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>We eat it, we try it to see whether you

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<v Speaker 1>should do the same. So that's our tagline. And we

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<v Speaker 1>also think inside the box, thinking the outside the box

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<v Speaker 1>is dumb. You won't be any cereal there, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>inside it, yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe you open the bag in a dumb way

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<v Speaker 2>and now they're cereal all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>All over the inside of the box. Yeah, not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the prize used to be in the eighties, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>on the inside of the box, remember those days, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>because they were in the bag and you'd have to

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<v Speaker 1>reach all the way in the bottom. Cereal everywhere, puffed

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<v Speaker 1>the box out. But then they started putting it in

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<v Speaker 1>between the bag and the box, so you just reach in,

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<v Speaker 1>grab it, doink, steal it, yep, everything, you know. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they used to be open boxes in the supermarket on

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<v Speaker 1>the shelf with the flap open, not the bag open,

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<v Speaker 1>the flap because someone stole the prize out. Yeah. Those

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<v Speaker 1>Garfield bike reflectors, dude, those were the shizz I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that I had an orange one in my bicycle.

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<v Speaker 1>The eyes were the reflectors.

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<v Speaker 2>They did computer discs in some of them where you

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<v Speaker 2>could like test out the Scholastic games and like other

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<v Speaker 2>ones really Poppies no Flop CD. It was a CD, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I loved it. It's like you got to play

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<v Speaker 2>like ten minutes of a computer game.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. I feel like those were usually like

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<v Speaker 1>on the back of the box in like a weird

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<v Speaker 1>little thing that would open. No, it was inside the bag, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like inside the box between the bag. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Now serial prizes are like, here's a guy in this

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<v Speaker 1>QR code for more fun. You get a digital coupon.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Oh I want a coupon. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they used to print the coupons on the box and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to cut it. But the mom would cut

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<v Speaker 1>into the bag and every cereal everywhere. Well, I said

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<v Speaker 1>the mom. Well, I mean traditionally in the eighties, the

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<v Speaker 1>mom would cut the coupons. Right. Sorry, you just took

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<v Speaker 1>this someplace and nobody said anyone argument. I envisioned somebody like,

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<v Speaker 1>why only moms cut the coupons? Oh I hear it?

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<v Speaker 1>Who I just envisioned it. I'm in the room with you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>once this is posted, people are going to comment, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>only moms can cut coupons. No, I'm a dad and

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<v Speaker 1>I do as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you remember the last episode, you said you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where to find any of the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just you're going to read them to me at

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<v Speaker 1>some point, okay, on the Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you are the one person who read it

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<v Speaker 2>and got offended by that, we apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone can cut coupon, not really anymore, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>really have them. That was scary. We could have been

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<v Speaker 1>canceled for that, right really, thank god for now they're

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<v Speaker 1>all digital. Yeah. AnyWho, so this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>an episode of all weird store brand type cereals. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're not they're not major super what do you

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<v Speaker 1>call it? No? No, No, they're not major like brands. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean major brands, major brands. Yeah, I mean one

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<v Speaker 1>of them maybe is, but not really. I'm a great

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<v Speaker 1>value is Walmart is Walmart? But that's a store. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you wouldn't find a great value. And you know Target,

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<v Speaker 1>So this is exclusive to stores only. They're not major brands.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? They're not to general mills, your catalogs,

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<v Speaker 1>your post, what else? Come on your dad the Quaker?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good? Okay, you are like in.

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<v Speaker 2>Your own like a jo V Lane and I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>with you for the ride because you're talking real quick anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the latest and great value? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what I think it is? I don't know. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>candy corn? No? For the fall of what I found?

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<v Speaker 1>These are jetpuff candy corn marshmallows. They're marshmallows. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>was giving them to Danielle, but she didn't come in today.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you could put those in cereal. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you could. They are marshmallows. Look at this? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? It's red velvet cake. Oh fine, limited edition.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, right, velvit cake requires cream cheese for

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<v Speaker 2>the frosting. Yeah, so how are you gonna make that

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<v Speaker 2>in cereal form? This is powder powdered, cream cheese powdered.

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<v Speaker 2>You really think that great value? Cereals use chocolate mix

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<v Speaker 2>and cream cheese powder?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Okay, why I'll make sure to really taste for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It says naturally flavored. So what about a powder of

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<v Speaker 1>cream cheese? The powdered milk is powdered milk because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just powder form. Okay, look, yellow corn flour, sugar, whole grain,

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<v Speaker 1>oat flour, canola and or soybean oil. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>not know which one? I'm just curious. Corn syrup, de

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<v Speaker 1>germed corn meal, salt, cocoa process with alkali, cornstarch, palm oil,

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<v Speaker 1>natural flavor. And Red forty is that the outlawed one?

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<v Speaker 1>Red forty? I think it is. So we'll get cancer

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<v Speaker 1>from this box, yeah, and then pretty soon it won't

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<v Speaker 1>be in here anymore. I don't actually think I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of the single digits. Oh it's not Red forty.

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<v Speaker 1>I think forty might be. Okay, hey it smells cream cheesy.

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<v Speaker 1>No it doesn't. That smells like chocolates like cream cheese

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Okay, a big old of tempty? What's tempty?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm again just your passenger as you're barreling down the highway.

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<v Speaker 1>Well outside of this market. People, Really, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>know what tempty is tempty? Cream cheese was originally made

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<v Speaker 1>by Breakstones might still be and it was in that

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<v Speaker 1>pink container. When I was a kid, it was cardboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's plastic. Oh cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Red forty die is not outlawed at the federal level,

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<v Speaker 2>but California is phasing it out of it's using schools.

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<v Speaker 1>Because everything in California causes camp.

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<v Speaker 2>Red Die forty is controversial due's concerns about hyperactivity, behavioral problems,

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<v Speaker 2>and children. Okay, all right, we're gonna use the two

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<v Speaker 2>percent lactaid extra calcium, andrew, because I want your bones

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<v Speaker 2>to be strong.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks. Isn't there already a lot of calcium and milk? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you need extra calcium. That's like overload. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>taking two multiple vitamins in a day, multi vitamins multi Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>this is multi shot for multiple. So so centium is

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<v Speaker 1>a multiple vitamin, yes, but they call them multi vitamins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because they put all the vitamins into one.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard anybody say a multiple vitamin yes, because

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds dumb. So you just say a multi vitamin.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what this is all about. Ooh, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that tastes like red velvet cake. It does. I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you not tasting it? No? Are you nuts? This

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't taste bro this tastes like red velvet cake. Hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like red velvet cake? Yeah, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>this doesn't taste anything like that. Oh my god, it

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<v Speaker 1>does cream cheese, red chocolate. Everything red is now just

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<v Speaker 1>a flavor. Yeah great, Yeah, I taste red. Well, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Four bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it just tastes like a like a sweetened loop

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<v Speaker 2>of sorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Most it's not bad. I'm just gonna give it like

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<v Speaker 1>three bowls. Okay. It kind of misses the mark on

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<v Speaker 1>the red velvet taste for me. Listen, I'm a red

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<v Speaker 1>velvet fan. My favorite red velvet cake is from California

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza Kitchen. They only have it seasonally. But this tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like red velvet cake. If you're a fan, I would

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<v Speaker 1>try this. It does not if I'm wrong, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I would like someone to try this and let us

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<v Speaker 1>know who's wrong. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If I gave you a blind taste test and said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what flavor it is, red velvet not even

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<v Speaker 2>a shot that somebody would get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a condo sore? Because I am dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You went to the California Pizza Kitchen. You're not a

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<v Speaker 2>cond of sore. I am velvet cake.

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I can eat a tub of cream cheese

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<v Speaker 1>frosting right here, right now, so good? Who challenged you

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? I'm just saying how much I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's delicious. Also, what does that have to do with

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<v Speaker 1>a red velvet cake? Huh? What does that have to

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<v Speaker 1>do with you? This tasting like a red there's no

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<v Speaker 1>cream cheese petty crocker all day. I'll just spoon it

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<v Speaker 1>out for breakfast again. Who's asking you to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>But it tastes like it? How it tastes like the frosting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's neither chocolatey enough. Try the milk, drink the milk

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<v Speaker 1>guarantees the frosting. Mm hm no yeah, still no, all right, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>bro will agree to disagree on this one. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>everything else in life.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing that tastes like red velvet. It's sweet and

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<v Speaker 2>it's good, but it is not red velvet.

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<v Speaker 1>My chest hurts. Maybe it's the red forty, Maybe your hyperactivity.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All right, Shall we move on? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you want to do Millville or Kiggins? Next Kiggins Kiggens? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Kiggins I'm pretty sure is also Matt Nelson. Thanks Pal,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to shake this one up. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have the thing. So do you want to like show

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<v Speaker 1>the box you usually do. It's Kiggins Country crunchy granola

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<v Speaker 1>raisin brand, are you okay? No, thank you? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where it's sold, so kickins. Kiggins is

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<v Speaker 1>one of those brands where it is a store brand,

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<v Speaker 1>but multiple different stores in that particular conglomerate will sell it. Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, this is Kiggins, and it's got the big

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<v Speaker 2>barcode at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Which generally is reserved for an all ther legal, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what we're gonna do next. Millville, Millville, Millville is legal? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah it is. No, it's not. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>the Holy health. Okay. It just looks failed pretty good. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a reason brand. How can it stink? It smells

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<v Speaker 1>like cardboard? I don't know. Well, it's because you were

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<v Speaker 1>You weren't sniffing the cereal, you were sniffing the box. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of smells like Plato. You did a terrible open.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, considering my alternative was to have you just bumbling

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<v Speaker 2>all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So it's got your flakes and your little granola chunks.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is I mean, this is the equivalent to

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<v Speaker 1>the Kellogg's. It's just the rip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they even use the same font for

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<v Speaker 2>reasons and.

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<v Speaker 1>Color and everything. Yeah, but no sugar raisins.

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<v Speaker 2>We know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan of because I need all the

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<v Speaker 1>sugar I could possibly get. Yeah, No, for sure, you

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<v Speaker 1>do two percent lactate, Andrew, thank you, welcome. I like

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<v Speaker 1>using the lactate because it doesn't hurt my stomach, because

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<v Speaker 1>the regular milk coats your stomach, Andrew, please, sometimes it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that it ever has. You've never called

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<v Speaker 1>me from your house. Goal we should have recorded three

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<v Speaker 1>episodes come out on the bowl, Like, never ever to

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<v Speaker 1>have happened. Would I ever tell you about my bowel movements? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were having trouble with them because of the milk,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have said, can we please use lactose free

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<v Speaker 1>milk from now on? If I ever said that to

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<v Speaker 1>you, you would have been like, absolutely not. You don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if I have a coupon, Yes, I'm fine with

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<v Speaker 1>last new dude, we use lactose free all the time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hmm, there's a little bit of molasses

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<v Speaker 1>in there. I bet raisins are much chewy, but good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a bad rip off. No, the flakes are okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the flake. Mm hmmm. Three balls in this

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<v Speaker 1>poom for me. On this one, I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>the same from the crunchy granola raisin Bram. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good source of fibers. So that will also

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<v Speaker 1>help you on the ball. Andrew, Oh, well, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for announcing that to the entire world. Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, it'll just cancel out the lactose. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, so you're good. Thanks. All right, I got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing here? So uh will we sing a song together? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What song did you want to sing? You pick, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>sing it with you, and I'm not We're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take a break and I'm gonna pick any sound effect

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready tell me to stop, and I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say stop, stop, see what it is right back wherever

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<v Speaker 1>I like. I'm gonna write down twelve o six so

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<v Speaker 1>much I want to say before we get into the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw into the episode. We're almost done.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, sorry. I saw Darren Feffer when I was

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<v Speaker 2>in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>For the Good dude. Man, what a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were in an elevator and he stopped there

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<v Speaker 2>was it was after night one and there was a

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<v Speaker 2>very drunk woman on the elevator with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she was like, are you working?

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<v Speaker 2>And Darren was like yes, and he was like, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know of the show? Do you know of iHeart?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know they have a lot of podcasts. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know there's one where they just eat cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>And it was fun. He was playing it off and

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<v Speaker 1>then one was like, oh, do you know that Darren

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the best human beings that there is? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>one of He's very nice, he's a good dude, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's a big fan of this podcast. So shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Darren driving in your car right now to go

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<v Speaker 1>pick up something important. I don't know. Thanks picking up

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<v Speaker 1>the important things. That's right, seven o six. Anyway, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get out to the next one. That's another number that

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<v Speaker 1>means nothing but to the kids something. Yeah, it definitely

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<v Speaker 1>riz exactly. Are you infected? Nope, that's how it healed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens when you guys all make fun of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Liver spots. It's not a liver spot. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>scar now from the fall, and you guys make fun

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<v Speaker 1>when I wrap it and ooze it and all this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and put things on it, and you're like, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>everything hurts. But now look what happened because you guys

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<v Speaker 1>made fun of me. That's because of you guys, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a scar for life, a scar for life. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess technically that's redundant, because scars are for life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that's our faults for speaking that into existence. Yes, okay, No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're totally right, And that's very very practical because if.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Gandhi and Diamond wouldn't all make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>me every time I come in with a bandage on

0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.079
<v Speaker 1>it or a wrap on it or something. Because now

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<v Speaker 1>the sun got to it and it destroyed it. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's you didn't take care of it. Oh, I took

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<v Speaker 1>care of it, but you made fun of me, so

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<v Speaker 1>I felt I felt pressured to not take care of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. So you didn't take care of your own body,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's my fault, it is. Oh, Oh, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to wrap it on. I need first aid.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you have to go to the hospital. Oh, i'moulda

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<v Speaker 3>send you a picture from the emergency room. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need that all day, so I'm just gonna not do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>And now Scar, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, blame hates to see you coming. Whatever. I should

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<v Speaker 1>sue you for destroying my body. Oh okay, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go far and court cuts. Yeah, well, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>a one of those judges that's very sympathetic. No, one

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<v Speaker 1>won't be sympathetic.

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<v Speaker 2>The minute you hit the stand, they'd be like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>he needs a mental hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show videos and pictures from this whole place that

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<v Speaker 1>we work in, and I'll say, oh, I get it. Yeah, damages.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, once I show him some of the pictures and

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<v Speaker 2>video I have from you, then he'll be like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>yeah again, mental hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what do I do? Doctor? He escaped straight jacket?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally take them away tuts. All right, So here's your

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<v Speaker 1>aldi uh store brand Millville cool from Aldy honey crunching oats.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be your what do you think equivalent honey

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<v Speaker 1>bunches of oats from posts? Oh good man? Oh, because

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<v Speaker 1>it says it right there. It does. Yeah, it does

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times they have to say it. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't what it doesn't say it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>This one doesn't No, usually, it would say compare to

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<v Speaker 2>if I never said that, then these people watching would

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<v Speaker 2>have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, antsy does nothing and just gone with you? Who

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie? Has been entirely erratic this whole episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with me. I think I probably from the scar. No,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Anyway, it looks like honey bunches of oats.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got the flakes, it's got the clusters and the

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<v Speaker 1>little pieces of oat. Here you go, that's for you. Thanks. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>One smells like coconut, just like the other one. Remember, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, I had a very strong coconut flavor. But

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<v Speaker 1>what what why do you shake your head? It's coconut?

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<v Speaker 1>Clean yourself? Are you what are you doing? It's a coconut.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't swallow it. There's no coconut. Oh there is.

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<v Speaker 3>Not.

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<v Speaker 2>Once did I think to myself that tastes like coconut.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like coconut, and to tastes like coconut. There

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<v Speaker 1>is no coconut in this at all. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>last week I smashed a coconut open with a hammer

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<v Speaker 1>and the inside went all over me. What spilled it

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<v Speaker 1>all over me? I was drinking it like it was

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<v Speaker 1>going all over me like a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I love thanks for that aside, But I love the

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<v Speaker 1>coconut water or milk or whatever it is inside. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. You remember whoever they came to visit, they

0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.359
<v Speaker 1>left a coconut out front. I brought it home. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I smacked it with a hammer and the stuff went everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>But I tried to drink it cool, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>ate the meat because I love fresh coconut. Great, No,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, look like so this cereal was pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Yeah, I'm gonna give it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>four bowls. That was sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't taste like coconut, and it's uh for a

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<v Speaker 2>store brand, pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give it four balls as well. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you're this coconut in here? I literally not even too soon.

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<v Speaker 1>You read it. It said there's no coconut. It's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you read it wrong. The cinnamon, honey? What

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<v Speaker 1>is that cinnamon? Honey? I can't see anymore. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's coconut in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna clean up your chunks of whatever all

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<v Speaker 2>over your keyboard that's discussed?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, because it's not gonna work tomorrow morning when

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<v Speaker 1>I try to do the show because it's coconut inside

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<v Speaker 1>the button.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no coconut. There's no coconut. We've explained it like

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<v Speaker 2>four times.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Hey, this has been fun. Thanks for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal Killers. A wet towel. You need like a nap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put you down, let's take you home, champ. I

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<v Speaker 1>think so, I think so. Please follow us on Serial

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<v Speaker 1>Killers PC on Instagram. You're gonna clean that whole chunk up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try. Yeah, you really spit that very far? Well.

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<v Speaker 1>You made me laugh. I don't know how. I just

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<v Speaker 1>there's no coconut. It tastes, it tastes like it. If

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<v Speaker 1>you buy this, if you've had the cereal, please let

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<v Speaker 1>me know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's like swap right M If I were to

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<v Speaker 2>say that, how would you have acted?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have said, you're right, No, how do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally act whenever I say, oh, this tastes like this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, no, right, impossible.

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<v Speaker 1>But but that's because your palate must be broken because

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<v Speaker 1>it's legit.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought that the fake red velvet cereal that should

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<v Speaker 2>taste like a chocolate cake with cream cheese icing. It

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<v Speaker 2>did tasted like that. It did in no way, shape

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<v Speaker 2>or form. Did that taste like red velvet cake? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're convinced that this honey crunch and.

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<v Speaker 1>Notes with almonds when it has no coconut. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's me. I think it might be you. It's

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<v Speaker 1>in there somehow. Okay, you know what, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>can sue them because they didn't list it in the ingredients.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe what if I was allergic to coconut? Let me

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<v Speaker 1>just call someone up really quick. We're gonna go an

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<v Speaker 1>with all new Serial Killers. Until then, say crunch, crunch,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take you home, buddy. I want to go home. Yeah,