1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,920
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've

2
00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,920
Speaker 1: found the brand new full show. We've got a brand

3
00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,840
Speaker 1: new textual healing coming up and some more fun. But

4
00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,520
Speaker 1: more than that, I am so excited for tomorrow because it.

5
00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,760
Speaker 2: Is Jose Summer There challenge.

6
00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:20,560
Speaker 1: Yes, you know this man loves delivery more than anyone

7
00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,239
Speaker 1: I've ever met.

8
00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we just made his delivery challenge a little

9
00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000
Speaker 2: bit more challenging.

10
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, very much more challenge.

11
00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,720
Speaker 2: And by we we mean Brooks. This was her idea.

12
00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,040
Speaker 2: That's why she's going in the evil voice right now.

13
00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,040
Speaker 2: So I stick her out here tomorrow. You're gonna get that.

14
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,440
Speaker 1: Plus A, don't forget to check out the socials at

15
00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,520
Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey because there will be a video.

16
00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,080
Speaker 3: The video is important not to give too much away.

17
00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a very visual thing. Yeah, for sure,

18
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,240
Speaker 2: for sure.

19
00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,519
Speaker 1: Before we get this full show started, what do you

20
00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,080
Speaker 1: see on text Alexis.

21
00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, Cowboy two six five Able said, Hey, thanks for

22
00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,840
Speaker 4: still being on the radio.

23
00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,560
Speaker 3: Also, you guys gave me a giant TV one, so

24
00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,400
Speaker 3: thanks for that as well.

25
00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,600
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, cool.

26
00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,520
Speaker 5: I have so many questions I want to start saying

27
00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,000
Speaker 5: to you guys.

28
00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,760
Speaker 3: I walk in like, hey, Brooke, thanks, you're not getting

29
00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,240
Speaker 3: fired yet.

30
00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:10,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate the radio, I will say you all, and

31
00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,000
Speaker 1: this podcast definitely helps keeping us on the radio.

32
00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we're gonna be asking you for TV.

33
00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,119
Speaker 6: Yeah.

34
00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,840
Speaker 1: I actually really could use a new so thanks for

35
00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,479
Speaker 1: being here in your full new hour starts right now.

36
00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:24,920
Speaker 5: Brooke.

37
00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,600
Speaker 6: Have you ever thought about what your retirement party is

38
00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,039
Speaker 6: going to look like when you finally finish out your

39
00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:36,160
Speaker 6: stint in radio? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah,

40
00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,000
Speaker 6: well it's like, who would you want there past promo

41
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,240
Speaker 6: kids that you've influenced? Maybe you mean kissed?

42
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,880
Speaker 2: But oh wait did I say that out last?

43
00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,840
Speaker 5: We're just saying kissed? Yeah, okay.

44
00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000
Speaker 6: What about prior co hosts who would no doubt applaud

45
00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,800
Speaker 6: you and sing your praises as the best go work?

46
00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,520
Speaker 3: Happy to join you?

47
00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:56,800
Speaker 2: The video would go viral.

48
00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,200
Speaker 6: Well, what about the engineer who got to take aimed

49
00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,560
Speaker 6: at the Las Vegas Airport for innocently playing with children

50
00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,400
Speaker 6: in the terminal? Which one I actually like him?

51
00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

52
00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,280
Speaker 6: Is he welcome at the retirement party?

53
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,280
Speaker 2: Because it wasn't misunderstand.

54
00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you just shouldn't as a grown man play

55
00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,720
Speaker 1: with children who you have a lot of recording equipment.

56
00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, going through.

57
00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,280
Speaker 6: The airport sometimes you have to learn that lesson the

58
00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:22,839
Speaker 6: hard way.

59
00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:23,440
Speaker 7: He did.

60
00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,480
Speaker 6: It doesn't It doesn't sound great looking back at all

61
00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,239
Speaker 6: the people.

62
00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,400
Speaker 2: But I thought it sounded funes.

63
00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,880
Speaker 6: It's still probably better than the retirement party that just

64
00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:36,160
Speaker 6: happened at the California Department of Transportation in Monterey because

65
00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,680
Speaker 6: a guy named Gus was celebrating his last day there.

66
00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:44,200
Speaker 6: So during work hours at work, Booze was brought in

67
00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,720
Speaker 6: along with a stripper named Rocks.

68
00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,040
Speaker 1: I used to work at a station where we would

69
00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,280
Speaker 1: have margaritea Fridays and our promotions director at a blunder

70
00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:55,680
Speaker 1: at her.

71
00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,640
Speaker 8: Office, Uh huh, and then the strip club.

72
00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,560
Speaker 2: DJ would come in in the mornings with us. Does

73
00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,640
Speaker 2: that count stripper?

74
00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

75
00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,480
Speaker 6: I would argue that radio job is a little bit

76
00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:10,440
Speaker 6: different than the California Department of Transportation, though a different vibe.

77
00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,480
Speaker 6: A bunch of the workers got into it though. The

78
00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,119
Speaker 6: wall on the clock started throwing money at roxy, which

79
00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,280
Speaker 6: is the right thing to do.

80
00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,320
Speaker 1: I mean, if you show up to work without ones

81
00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,400
Speaker 1: on that day, you're gonna look back.

82
00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:22,760
Speaker 9: Well.

83
00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,840
Speaker 6: That was until the event was interrupted by a supervisor

84
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:31,399
Speaker 6: who unexpectedly showed up and witnessed the situation unfolding first hand.

85
00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,400
Speaker 2: And ripped up.

86
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,640
Speaker 6: No, everybody scattered back to their desks, and Roxy was

87
00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,360
Speaker 6: left standing alone, half naked in the middle of the

88
00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,920
Speaker 6: room and was asked to leave the building.

89
00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,960
Speaker 3: Were the Department of Transportation they should give her a ride?

90
00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,240
Speaker 5: Yeah that was fair.

91
00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,600
Speaker 6: Yeah. Since then, twelve employees have been put on leave

92
00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,520
Speaker 6: while a full investigation was launched. So Brook, that's the

93
00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,840
Speaker 6: bar you have to clear for your retirement party.

94
00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,760
Speaker 2: To everybody fired at the station. While I'm going out.

95
00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,320
Speaker 3: But Jeff will be the stripper.

96
00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be so long from now the

97
00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,960
Speaker 1: station won't have any money to pay anyone.

98
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, We're gonna be good.

99
00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000
Speaker 5: Right, We're looking forward to that. But now we're gonna

100
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,280
Speaker 5: move on.

101
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,480
Speaker 6: Get into the shock collar question of the day with

102
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,160
Speaker 6: someone who I wouldn't mind tossing some crumpled ones that

103
00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,640
Speaker 6: every once in a while, our digital producer, Jake, let's

104
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,039
Speaker 6: do it.

105
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:28,400
Speaker 10: Today we celebrate National Intern Day, the workers we legally

106
00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,839
Speaker 10: are no longer allowed to have here at the station.

107
00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,800
Speaker 5: Yeah it's been a few years, huh, But.

108
00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,599
Speaker 10: We love them because you know, they're more than just

109
00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,360
Speaker 10: easy targets for Brooke to yell at and then hook

110
00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:37,680
Speaker 10: up with.

111
00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, our interns are doing so well too.

112
00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them are more famous than us.

113
00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:42,920
Speaker 9: Now, it's great.

114
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,280
Speaker 10: They're the lifeblood of every office and the only people

115
00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,039
Speaker 10: in the building who actually know to use the printer.

116
00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so.

117
00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,880
Speaker 10: In honor of the underpaid, overworked coffee fetchers of the world,

118
00:04:53,960 --> 00:05:02,880
Speaker 10: we're diving into a special TV interns edition of.

119
00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:01,799
Speaker 6: Of twenty Interesting.

120
00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,640
Speaker 10: All right, I say you say number one through twenty.

121
00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,120
Speaker 10: I'll tell you about a TV show or a movie

122
00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,600
Speaker 10: that features a famous intern. I might ask you to

123
00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,480
Speaker 10: name the character, the actor, or even the show. You

124
00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,560
Speaker 10: just have to answer correctly to stay.

125
00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:14,880
Speaker 5: In the game.

126
00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,080
Speaker 10: I can't think of any right. Only on, We'll start

127
00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,719
Speaker 10: with the woman who looks like an intern but drinks

128
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:29,239
Speaker 10: like a grizzled CEO. Five Number five alexis your well

129
00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:32,520
Speaker 10: known Intern's name is Andy Sachs. I can't tell you

130
00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,839
Speaker 10: too much about her, but after a makeover, a breakdown,

131
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,400
Speaker 10: and a Paris trip later, she quits with dignity. What

132
00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,600
Speaker 10: famous movie am I talking about?

133
00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,760
Speaker 2: Coming out with Zach, coming out with the New One?

134
00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,520
Speaker 11: Soon Devilwar's Prada.

135
00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:51,039
Speaker 1: Yes ya who ways back?

136
00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,120
Speaker 2: You've seen Oliver New York right now filming.

137
00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,160
Speaker 10: She played the fashion challenged assistant, basically an interurn the

138
00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,640
Speaker 10: way Miranda Priestley was treating her Brook chosen. How about

139
00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,880
Speaker 10: a number from you, Let's go to Brook. You might

140
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000
Speaker 10: now know him as your friendly neighborhood spider Man. But

141
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,000
Speaker 10: when Peter Parker wasn't wearing his web slinging suit, he

142
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,400
Speaker 10: was interning for what newspaper.

143
00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:15,640
Speaker 1: Shoot?

144
00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:21,640
Speaker 2: The Daily Planet? Is Superman, right or is it?

145
00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,200
Speaker 11: I feel like it's.

146
00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,360
Speaker 2: Something times like it's not. It's not it's the Man.

147
00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,520
Speaker 6: Maybe it's the Weekly Planet. They don't put out issues

148
00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,559
Speaker 6: as often as the Daily.

149
00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,040
Speaker 4: It's gotta be something generic like the News Tribune or

150
00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:42,719
Speaker 4: the Tribune, the Tribune, the Express, the Spiders Express, the.

151
00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:49,280
Speaker 10: Tribute, the Tribute, Spider Express. Incorrect, It's called the Daily Bugle.

152
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,240
Speaker 10: Part time intern, part time photographer at the newspapers, taking

153
00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,719
Speaker 10: selfies of himself. Jose five and two have been chosen

154
00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:03,160
Speaker 10: twelve On the show Parks and Recreation, I've never seen it.

155
00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,360
Speaker 10: This young woman starts off as Ron Swanson's deadpan intern

156
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,320
Speaker 10: and quickly becomes a fan favorite, and later an actual

157
00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,640
Speaker 10: adult with a real job. Name the character an Aubrey

158
00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,320
Speaker 10: Plaza play character.

159
00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen it. I was even gonna go Amy

160
00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,600
Speaker 3: Poehler as my answer because she's on that right.

161
00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,880
Speaker 2: Love that show. It's such a good show.

162
00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,080
Speaker 3: I like Aubrey Plaza. She's like, really funny.

163
00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,760
Speaker 10: You've never seen the show. I'll tell you just a

164
00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,000
Speaker 10: hint for her first name. It's a month of the year.

165
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,160
Speaker 3: What's a common April is a common month name?

166
00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,120
Speaker 6: Right May June.

167
00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,400
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna play save and go April.

168
00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:37,880
Speaker 9: I can go.

169
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,240
Speaker 3: Last name April Plaza.

170
00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,840
Speaker 10: April Plaza incorrect. Hose you did get the first name

171
00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,200
Speaker 10: is April Bloodgate.

172
00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,160
Speaker 6: Oh later, April Dwyer.

173
00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:49,920
Speaker 1: Darn it.

174
00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,440
Speaker 3: I need to watch that show, Jeffrey.

175
00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,360
Speaker 10: You need to get this right, or our former part

176
00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:59,360
Speaker 10: timer Alexis will win intern Day four for fourteen. Jeff

177
00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,880
Speaker 10: the entire season of this TV show is basically all

178
00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,560
Speaker 10: about the interns and the drama. Meredith, Christina is He,

179
00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,120
Speaker 10: George and alex are all learning and crying on the job.

180
00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,960
Speaker 3: Name this show.

181
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:16,200
Speaker 6: Okay, the names don't exactly match up for me, really,

182
00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,160
Speaker 6: but I do see that.

183
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,040
Speaker 2: The first name should be the biggest hint, and.

184
00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah that one that I know who it is.

185
00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,400
Speaker 2: If it's just I want to scream it.

186
00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,880
Speaker 6: Out, like it's not quite lining up with the names.

187
00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,199
Speaker 6: But I do see lots of drama maybe with these

188
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,800
Speaker 6: people on the show Deadliest Catch It, Oh God, maybe

189
00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,839
Speaker 6: like Meredith is hauling up the crab trap and Christina's

190
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:46,199
Speaker 6: like not paying attention. It crushes George Rich people name drama. Yeah,

191
00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,880
Speaker 6: they're up in Alaska in the crabs. Give me Deadlius

192
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:50,920
Speaker 6: catch please.

193
00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:54,600
Speaker 10: Deadly catch Incorrect's anatomy.

194
00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,120
Speaker 6: They catch crabs on that show for such a lot.

195
00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:02,679
Speaker 10: More than turn Meredith Gray and her crew. That means Alexis,

196
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:09,720
Speaker 10: says one Today's edition of all.

197
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,080
Speaker 6: Right, So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while

198
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,439
Speaker 6: singing a bar song by Shaboozy.

199
00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,400
Speaker 5: Who's that going to be?

200
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,160
Speaker 2: I feel like Brooke would be good at singing this.

201
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,520
Speaker 2: Let's go her retirement part.

202
00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone poured me a double shot of whiskey, helping

203
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,160
Speaker 1: me and Jack. Daniel's got a history party down near

204
00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,720
Speaker 1: Pitts Street downtown.

205
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,200
Speaker 8: Sorry, everybody had a bargain.

206
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,760
Speaker 6: Turn in for more white people rapping when we were

207
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:43,719
Speaker 6: shot college. Baby, that's your shotgulling question of the day.

208
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,680
Speaker 5: Your phone's after coming up right after.

209
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,440
Speaker 12: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

210
00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,240
Speaker 6: If you've ever entertubed down a river during the summer

211
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,520
Speaker 6: fun and just had the best time of your life, yeah,

212
00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:59,600
Speaker 6: that's great, But if it was in a certain area,

213
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,280
Speaker 6: might have to re examine your memories. Because one of

214
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:07,120
Speaker 6: our listeners just came clean about what his family used

215
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,000
Speaker 6: to do to get revenge on the rowdy river floaters

216
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,240
Speaker 6: who passed by their home.

217
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,800
Speaker 5: And I bet all.

218
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:18,280
Speaker 6: Those partiers had no idea what this family was actually doing.

219
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,840
Speaker 5: To bet no, the secret.

220
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,520
Speaker 6: Will be revealed in a brand new mass speaker coming

221
00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:29,800
Speaker 6: up right now. You don't hear me confession, I can't

222
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:37,400
Speaker 6: take back o arms mouse speaker text to seventy eight

223
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,080
Speaker 6: five nine two says runner here And if you ever

224
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,120
Speaker 6: see a runner with one sock on or no socks,

225
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,720
Speaker 6: it's because they use them as toilet paper somewhere along the.

226
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,520
Speaker 2: People do this on hikes too.

227
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:54,800
Speaker 1: No, I have witnessed someone do it on a hike, witnessed.

228
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes the people.

229
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,880
Speaker 6: You're with never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with

230
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:00,680
Speaker 6: no socks.

231
00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,800
Speaker 5: Song sad.

232
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,800
Speaker 3: A bathroom live.

233
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,960
Speaker 2: Oh sure, Oh god, you're so damp.

234
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,000
Speaker 6: Jeez, Thank goodness. We do this segment over the phone,

235
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,120
Speaker 6: so we can't even see our listeners socks or hear

236
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,400
Speaker 6: their actual voices because we want you to stay anonymous

237
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,160
Speaker 6: as you confess your weird secrets.

238
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,559
Speaker 5: Right here on the mass speaker.

239
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,280
Speaker 6: We have a guy who's chosen Bradley as his fake

240
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:26,839
Speaker 6: name today.

241
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,240
Speaker 5: So Bradley, welcome to the show.

242
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,199
Speaker 2: Hey god, you better have both your socks.

243
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,480
Speaker 6: On, Bradley, are your feet covered?

244
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,240
Speaker 2: Okay?

245
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,520
Speaker 5: I don't want to, Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not

246
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,080
Speaker 5: get into it.

247
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,280
Speaker 6: The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, dude,

248
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,280
Speaker 6: whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

249
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,359
Speaker 9: Okay. So I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,

250
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,120
Speaker 9: my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for

251
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:54,720
Speaker 9: our family.

252
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

253
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of the dream right, Like that's then

254
00:11:59,360 --> 00:11:59,920
Speaker 1: you made it.

255
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, my family did sicily for a few years. It

256
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,240
Speaker 6: was rubbish though. Only three fountains on that property home.

257
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:11,720
Speaker 9: Yeah that listen. We were all like super excited about it,

258
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,880
Speaker 9: and I remember him looking for a long time until

259
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,320
Speaker 9: he finally found this awesome little cabin. It was about

260
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,040
Speaker 9: maybe four or five hours drive from our house, along

261
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,800
Speaker 9: the banks of a river, so there was like a

262
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,199
Speaker 9: water feature. It was just super water.

263
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,840
Speaker 2: Features, natural.

264
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,760
Speaker 5: Three fountains in sicily. But yeah, I don't do that's.

265
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,160
Speaker 2: So exciting though for your family.

266
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,720
Speaker 9: Yeah. Well, he bought it in the winter, so it

267
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,400
Speaker 9: was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first

268
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:47,800
Speaker 9: Christmas there. Yeah, it was beautiful. The river was flowing

269
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:52,160
Speaker 9: through it. It was quiet, stream, peaceful.

270
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,520
Speaker 2: Cool, a big hum.

271
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,800
Speaker 5: Get it sounded great.

272
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,360
Speaker 9: I know, it was awesome.

273
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,760
Speaker 2: Why is it all in past ten? That's what I'm

274
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,480
Speaker 2: concerned about.

275
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,280
Speaker 9: Well, we went back there for our first summer, and

276
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,480
Speaker 9: what my dad didn't realize was that during the summer

277
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,440
Speaker 9: everybody just floated down that river that went right behind

278
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:12,920
Speaker 9: our cabin.

279
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny.

280
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:20,520
Speaker 1: So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your cabin,

281
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,280
Speaker 1: you know, because like nobody's floating the river without beverages.

282
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was

283
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:34,560
Speaker 9: like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and everything.

284
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:35,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

285
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,319
Speaker 1: It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy

286
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,640
Speaker 1: a place four to five hours away.

287
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,040
Speaker 3: And music and people and just come over.

288
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,320
Speaker 6: Ye, unless your dad was into that and he like

289
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,319
Speaker 6: got everybody to go into the river with all the partiers.

290
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,880
Speaker 3: No, I mean party was strange.

291
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,720
Speaker 5: So you had to do a keg stands.

292
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,680
Speaker 2: Once but not every weekend.

293
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,400
Speaker 3: We have to go back to your house flowing, go

294
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,160
Speaker 3: back up to your.

295
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,280
Speaker 11: House for them to get out there.

296
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,679
Speaker 5: That makes it sounds like for your family, it wasn't

297
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,240
Speaker 5: the best.

298
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,480
Speaker 9: I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was

299
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,679
Speaker 9: totally ready to go party with the big boys and

300
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,000
Speaker 9: drink some beer at them. But I don't think my

301
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,560
Speaker 9: dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with

302
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,760
Speaker 9: all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans crash.

303
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:22,480
Speaker 6: And yeah, oh anything like trashing your property, oh all

304
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:22,880
Speaker 6: of it.

305
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,440
Speaker 2: That would be the worst.

306
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in

307
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,040
Speaker 1: the other room.

308
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what did you guys do?

309
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,200
Speaker 9: My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge

310
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,440
Speaker 9: on the river floaters.

311
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.

312
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:39,800
Speaker 5: What are we working with?

313
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down

314
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,280
Speaker 9: at the edge of the property down by the river,

315
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,040
Speaker 9: and it said scream if you want to get hit

316
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,000
Speaker 9: by a water balloon?

317
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,120
Speaker 3: Oh okay, like no littering signs.

318
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's like leaning in.

319
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, so him and I would like toss water blue

320
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,120
Speaker 9: and then you feel you're.

321
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,600
Speaker 3: Getting a little aggression. You're like take that. Yeah, it's

322
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,200
Speaker 3: like a win win.

323
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:02,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

324
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,320
Speaker 6: Still it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather

325
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,160
Speaker 6: than like getting revenge.

326
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,480
Speaker 9: I mean it was kind of fun brought. But what

327
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,520
Speaker 9: I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,

328
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,120
Speaker 9: was my dad who was filling the balloons up with

329
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,720
Speaker 9: the water from our toilet.

330
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, toilet water.

331
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,960
Speaker 4: It's not like dirty, is it?

332
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,600
Speaker 9: Not like the used water. It was just like the

333
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:38,120
Speaker 9: toilet water. It's still still clean water.

334
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,880
Speaker 2: I don't know when did he tell you this?

335
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:41,440
Speaker 7: Oh?

336
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,000
Speaker 9: I just caught him one summer filling them up in

337
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,680
Speaker 9: the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.

338
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,320
Speaker 1: I love how you started this, that you were worried

339
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,840
Speaker 1: about polluting with the can.

340
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,560
Speaker 6: So did you stop helping him do it at that point?

341
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,400
Speaker 9: Well, I mean at that point I was like in

342
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,520
Speaker 9: the hearror of my teenage here. So I was like,

343
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,040
Speaker 9: all right, I guess it's pretty fun.

344
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, you keep going right, Okay.

345
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,040
Speaker 9: Hell yeah, I just like went along with that, was like, yeah,

346
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:15,520
Speaker 9: I like.

347
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,240
Speaker 10: Asking for it.

348
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:16,720
Speaker 3: Literally.

349
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,080
Speaker 1: I like how they never knew though they're like, oh yeah,

350
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,880
Speaker 1: I remember that Kevin. That we get to float by

351
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,680
Speaker 1: and they throw water balloons are so fun.

352
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,440
Speaker 3: I didn't like it.

353
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,320
Speaker 6: Let's go back again, geez.

354
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,560
Speaker 9: I don't like looking back now as a semi mature adult,

355
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,360
Speaker 9: I just kind of feel guilty about it because.

356
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,400
Speaker 2: You're a partyer. Now, you're the guy with the tube

357
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,560
Speaker 2: floating down right.

358
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,120
Speaker 9: I don't like water booms at all.

359
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:45,200
Speaker 2: Now going to say I don't like toilet water at all.

360
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,160
Speaker 6: Now, I don't know anymore, but at least it sounds

361
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,680
Speaker 6: like you've reflected, you've shown some growth, you have a

362
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,200
Speaker 6: little bit remorse for what you did.

363
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.

364
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,600
Speaker 9: I guess I'm sorry.

365
00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:01,160
Speaker 6: About it for everybody I know. Now I'm not weirded

366
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,120
Speaker 6: out by Alexis and her feet anymore so.

367
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,239
Speaker 5: Text in seven eight five nine too.

368
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,800
Speaker 6: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

369
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,000
Speaker 6: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

370
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,240
Speaker 6: you our next mass speaker.

371
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,439
Speaker 5: Your phone TAP's coming.

372
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,639
Speaker 12: Out, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

373
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,679
Speaker 6: I found out a disturbing fact the other day that

374
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,399
Speaker 6: made me shudder. What did you guys know? Teachers in

375
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:27,440
Speaker 6: schools are actually teaching kids things? No, I know, horrifying.

376
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,000
Speaker 8: No wonder we are where we are.

377
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

378
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,679
Speaker 6: Even worse, parents are getting jealous because their kids know

379
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,320
Speaker 6: too much.

380
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,080
Speaker 3: Now we never learned.

381
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,800
Speaker 6: Like Brooke for example, today she poses as a mom. Sorry,

382
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,080
Speaker 6: a good mom. You just learns something at school?

383
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, to know where the reach was.

384
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely not going to fly in her house.

385
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,000
Speaker 6: And she needs to have a little talk with this teacher,

386
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,320
Speaker 6: maybe get a little lesson herself. In your phone tap

387
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,280
Speaker 6: right now?

388
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,679
Speaker 12: Hello, Hi, is this mister speaking?

389
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:09,919
Speaker 7: Who am I talking to?

390
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,800
Speaker 8: My name's Hillary. My son is Arlow and he's in

391
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,440
Speaker 8: your kindergarten class.

392
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,560
Speaker 7: Ah, you're Arlow's mother. How's it going today?

393
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:19,720
Speaker 2: Not great?

394
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:20,959
Speaker 11: Not great at all?

395
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,280
Speaker 8: Actually thanks to you.

396
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:24,920
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.

397
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,320
Speaker 7: How can I help you? What's going on?

398
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:27,159
Speaker 1: Well?

399
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,600
Speaker 8: Arlow came home the other day and said, guess what

400
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,639
Speaker 8: mister taught me?

401
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,520
Speaker 11: And then he whistled, Uh.

402
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went over whistling with the kids

403
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,920
Speaker 7: in class the other day for a little bit.

404
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,080
Speaker 8: With that clearly you did not think about how that

405
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:41,960
Speaker 8: would affect me.

406
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,919
Speaker 7: How whistling would affect you, ma'am.

407
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,639
Speaker 11: Yes, whistling.

408
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,879
Speaker 7: Did you not want him to learn to whistle?

409
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,160
Speaker 8: Of course I want him to learn, but I don't

410
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,480
Speaker 8: know how either. So now I feel like an idiot. Okay,

411
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,720
Speaker 8: he's trying to have a whistling contest with me and

412
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,960
Speaker 8: said I'd sound like a broken vacuum cleaner.

413
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:02,520
Speaker 7: Ma'am.

414
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,359
Speaker 8: Wait, just so I'm clear, do you hear that?

415
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,399
Speaker 2: Do you hear that?

416
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 9: Yeah?

417
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,640
Speaker 7: Yeah? Are you blowing into the phone right now?

418
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,480
Speaker 8: No, I'm trying to whistle. What are you making fun

419
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:16,680
Speaker 8: of me?

420
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:16,920
Speaker 1: Now?

421
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,120
Speaker 2: Too?

422
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,280
Speaker 7: I would never make fun of you. I'm your teacher.

423
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,000
Speaker 7: I'm just try to get to the bottom of this.

424
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040
Speaker 8: I need you to teach me to whistle right now.

425
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,960
Speaker 7: I mean you could teach yourself how to whistle. I

426
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,320
Speaker 7: don't see why you would call be on my day off.

427
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,200
Speaker 8: Because you're the one that put me in this situation.

428
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,680
Speaker 8: So you need to help me right now, gain back

429
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,240
Speaker 8: some respect from my son.

430
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,200
Speaker 7: Way, please stop yelling right now. Maybe you just need

431
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,000
Speaker 7: to go man, Please stop me.

432
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,320
Speaker 11: Do you hear that?

433
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,440
Speaker 8: It's just air?

434
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 11: How do people make it sound musical. I don't understand.

435
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:05,120
Speaker 7: Do you hear that? It's very easy? Okay. Look, I've

436
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 7: never tried to teach her to don't how to whistle

437
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,439
Speaker 7: over the phone before.

438
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,359
Speaker 11: It's a tip a trick.

439
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,680
Speaker 7: Are your lips like wet or are they try right now?

440
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,199
Speaker 11: What should they be?

441
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,639
Speaker 7: They should be wet? Okay, you need to moisten your

442
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 7: lips first before you even try it. Yes, okay, they're wet.

443
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 11: They're very wet. I just put spit all over them.

444
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,680
Speaker 8: That's too much Informationkay, I'm basically drooling over here.

445
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 11: Just get to the next part.

446
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,359
Speaker 7: Make a tight hole with your lips.

447
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:33,400
Speaker 11: Fine, tight hole it is?

448
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 7: Now what excel puts the hair out? What do you

449
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 7: mean now? What? Ry gentler? Look, that's not working, and

450
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,640
Speaker 7: I feel like if we keep trying, you're just gonna

451
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 7: get even more upset.

452
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 11: You're a terrible teacher. Whoa, whoa, I'm just going to

453
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 11: say it.

454
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 7: Come on, now, this is a fun whistling thing.

455
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 2: Fun for who.

456
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,440
Speaker 8: It's tearing my relationship with my son apart. Don't try

457
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 8: my own thing, useless, there's no need, no need for now,

458
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 8: shut up and let me do this.

459
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 7: Wow. Huh yeah, what.

460
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 1: Pretty good huh relaxing huh uh, I'm great at whistling.

461
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 7: Wait, how are you whistling and talking at the same time?

462
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: Pure talent, pure, Because this is actually broke from a

463
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning.

464
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

465
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 7: Wait who, I don't know.

466
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 2: Who Arlo is.

467
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,719
Speaker 8: My name is Brooke with the radio show, and we're

468
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 8: doing a prank phone call.

469
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 2: Man.

470
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 1: I actually felt bad calling you a terrible teacher, but seriously,

471
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: you're hips horrendous.

472
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 7: You should feel bad.

473
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 1: You could blame your best friend Eric, He's the one

474
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 1: that set you up for this. I mean, if you

475
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: need me to come into the class and give some

476
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 1: extra pointers, because.

477
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah I did. I did to get into your class.

478
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: That's right, right, weeke up.

479
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 12: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties

480
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

481
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 6: We've all seen the YouTube videos of city council meetings

482
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 6: where a bunch of stuffy up type people are discussing

483
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 6: things like traffic signs and size restrictions on your trash

484
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,199
Speaker 6: cand lids.

485
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 12: Yeah.

486
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 2: I usually don't hit play on those, but okay, yeah.

487
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, fair. They do get pretty boring.

488
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, and sometimes one email can help spice things up

489
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,479
Speaker 6: a little bit. And oh boy, did that happen at

490
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 6: an h o A meeting recon One sassy email has

491
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 6: sparked a very awkward situation between neighbors. And now we're

492
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 6: getting roped into the drama. You're gonna hear the shady

493
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 6: text that started it all in a brand new textual

494
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 6: healing that's coming up next. Text you will healing textual.

495
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 5: It's brooken Jeffary in the morning.

496
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 6: And we are not doctors, no, at least not the

497
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 6: licensed kind. But we do have the ability to heal

498
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 6: people textually.

499
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: Yes we do.

500
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because this is textual healing where we help

501
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 6: out our listeners who are stuck in an awkward or

502
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 6: difficult situation where they have to text someone but don't

503
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 6: know exactly what to say. We'll work with you to

504
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 6: craft the perfect message.

505
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. We're kind of like that back alley clinic that

506
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: you get botox from.

507
00:23:59,600 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 3: Right.

508
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 6: I don't know what clinics you like to visit, Brook.

509
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 2: But I'm just think of the doctor analogy.

510
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 6: Sorry, you don't believe in doctors. Yeah, but perfect message

511
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 6: is kind of the strong word for it. A workable

512
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 6: one is what we're after here, something that helps achieve

513
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 6: what you want while hopefully preserving your dignity in the process.

514
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: And writers blocked for text messaging.

515
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like analogy.

516
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 5: I first I should have gone with that one instead.

517
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: Of the doctors chat GPT when you have exactly We've

518
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,479
Speaker 1: got a woman on the phone looking for some tender

519
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 1: textual healing today.

520
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 5: Her name is Samantha. So, Samantha, welcome to the show.

521
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 13: He there.

522
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 3: Did you specifically ask for tender or is it a Jeff?

523
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: I mean I think she appreciates it.

524
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 6: I mean we like to start tender and gentle, and

525
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,719
Speaker 6: then we can get firmer and more aggressive as this

526
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 6: goes on. But let's start by having you tell us

527
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 6: what your situation is, Samantha, and how we can help

528
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 6: heal you textually.

529
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 13: Screwed up big time, totally, totally. I'm on an h

530
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 13: OA board, so you know what that's like.

531
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 8: Okay, volunteered to be on the board.

532
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 13: What was I thinking?

533
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 6: What was I think you were chasing? The power that

534
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 6: comes with it is a lot of power.

535
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 2: You needed to have called us before you made that choice.

536
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 6: Okay, So something involving your ha.

537
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 13: Well, what happened was we have this one board member

538
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 13: and he does these lengthy, long winded wordy emails that

539
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 13: go on and on and on and on. You know,

540
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 13: I get to the point, make it short and simple.

541
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 13: I screamshotted one and I put a caption on it

542
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 13: and said, well, someone please take his keyboard away exclamation point.

543
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 13: I was going to send it to another board member

544
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 13: that we both kind of had this like brunting joke there,

545
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 13: but it went to the entire complex, the entire.

546
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 8: Even people who were on the hwo A board.

547
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 13: Yes, yes, including the person that I was referring.

548
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: Noh my goodness.

549
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh it is it too late to say you got hacks?

550
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: Okay with that very specific joke.

551
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, what were the emotions that you were

552
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 6: feeling when you realized you had sent it out to

553
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 6: the entire complex?

554
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 13: It was like, oh, you said that, my heart sunk,

555
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 13: and tell that story. What did I do? I mean,

556
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 13: I feel really bad? And I mean it was like

557
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 13: I think I first noticed it when I started getting

558
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 13: these emojiss. Oh I got I got the little popcorn

559
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 13: and the big eye.

560
00:26:54,600 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 8: I'm here for the showmoji people, OHMG type one you know.

561
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, did he write back to the guy

562
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: you were talking about right back?

563
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 9: No?

564
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 13: No, nothing from him, but I mean I'm sure he

565
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 13: read it.

566
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 6: Okay, So obviously that's a really awkward situation to find

567
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 6: yourself in. And now you've emailed our show for help.

568
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 6: What are you wanting to do with your text here?

569
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 13: I mean, I want to apologize. I want to take

570
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 13: accountability what I did.

571
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: So we're going to be texting him.

572
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 13: Yes, I want to text him directly.

573
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, okay, we'll make sure, don't you sure you

574
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 6: don't want to double down on what you said.

575
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 8: In a joke breaking his house skills laptop if you prefer.

576
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: Do you think we follow it up where you just

577
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: text him a thing like it's the second part of

578
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: your joke. It's like, would somebody take this keyboard away

579
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: and give this.

580
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 11: Guy a microphone?

581
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, MVP with a little gold star more for god,

582
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 6: has anyone in the room actually had a situation like

583
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 6: this happened where you accidentally sent out a mass email

584
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 6: with something incriminating in it.

585
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: I accidentally was talking crap about my sister to my

586
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: mom and I didn't know she was on the email thread.

587
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 6: Okay, and what did you do in that situation?

588
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: Bro? I immediately called and apologized.

589
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 5: Okay, we're not calling. You can't do a call.

590
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: Well, I mean she was mad at me for a while.

591
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 6: Can we take any lessons from what you said and

592
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 6: apply it to this situation?

593
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the lesson is you just have

594
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: to know that you're in the wrong, like that you messed.

595
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 6: Up, So tell the guy he messed up wrong. No, okay,

596
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 6: she needs to accept accountability. How does she say that?

597
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 7: Though?

598
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 11: What are you most worried about?

599
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: You're worried about hurting his feelings or you're worried about

600
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: it being awkward with him later? Like are you even

601
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: sorry for what you said? Or you just sorry that

602
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: you got caught?

603
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 13: Well, you know, it's something I would have said to

604
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 13: a friend like oh here he goes again. Yeah, I

605
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 13: mean I do want to apologize. I didn't mean to

606
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 13: pray a joke at his expense.

607
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 6: Right, right?

608
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 10: Right?

609
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: Or embarrass him in front of other people, right and exactly?

610
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 3: Okay if you give advice in her own words, but

611
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 3: you're the age away. Aren't you supposed to sound boring?

612
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 3: Like aren't we supposed to start with? Like you may

613
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 3: have been at tentative to a text message yesterday.

614
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

615
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 5: I think in most situations that would apply.

616
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 6: But for this, we're gonna have to be a little

617
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 6: bit heartfelt, something sincere, and make it seem much he

618
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 6: really means it. So what we have to start crafting?

619
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 14: Now?

620
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 6: What are we gonna type to this guy?

621
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: I think the first thing you need to do is

622
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: figure out if he saw it. You need to say,

623
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, I accidentally send an email to everyone.

624
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 2: Did you see it?

625
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: Pretty interesting email thread we had yesterday?

626
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 6: Huh? I like that. That's that's just fishing around. You're

627
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 6: not even pointed with it. I kind of like that.

628
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 5: What do you think, Samantha?

629
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 13: You know, I just know that if I call attention

630
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 13: to it, even if he didn't see it, then he's

631
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 13: gonna go.

632
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 7: Look.

633
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: Then he will go, yeah, those have you had a

634
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: chance to check your ey know why?

635
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 6: And then he goes to chat and honestly, maybe that's

636
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 6: what he needs.

637
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: And maybe you could play it off as a joke

638
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: if he has seen it. It's like, oh, I was

639
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: actually gonna send that just to you, like it was

640
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: going to be an inside joke between you two, but

641
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: I accidentally send it to everybody.

642
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 6: I like that, Samantha, I think you got to go

643
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 6: with that one.

644
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 13: Okay, let's see.

645
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: So, I mean, maybe start with, Hey, did you see

646
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: the email yesterday that everybody's don't say that.

647
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 5: Everybody, everybody's laughing at you.

648
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 6: Honestly, I liked Jose's thing, be like whoa pretty crazy

649
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 6: text thread that the group had going yesterday.

650
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: Maybe something to lighten it, like what about a yike's face.

651
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 11: Actually like the big eyes.

652
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 6: That's accepting some responsibility. Let's start writing that, Okay, Samantha.

653
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay, every time I hear about H two's I'm so

654
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: glad I've never lived with one.

655
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 5: Samantha, did you send it?

656
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 13: Okay?

657
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: Your how are you feeling?

658
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 13: I'm nervous about.

659
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well, sometime we have to just react to

660
00:30:59,360 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: whatever he said.

661
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 13: I wanted to answer or not.

662
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 6: But just double checking you did send it to him

663
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 6: and not to the I think so we've ripped the

664
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 6: band aid off. We've started the initial stages of our apology.

665
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 6: We'll come back and continue it with more textual healing

666
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 6: to the weird guy from ho A right after this

667
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 6: hold on. We're in the middle of textual healing with

668
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 6: our listener Samantha, who's trying to fix a big whoopsie

669
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 6: that she made because she's on an ho A board

670
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 6: with one particularly passionate member who writes super long winded,

671
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 6: detailed emails.

672
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: It's just kind of a lot, yes, generally.

673
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 6: Very on top of things, too much so, so she

674
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 6: basically screenshotted one of his longer messages and put a

675
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 6: caption on it saying, well, someone please take his keyboard away,

676
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 6: and meant to send it to just one of her friends,

677
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 6: didn't realize it went out to the whole group, including

678
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 6: the guy that she was poking fun at roast pretty

679
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 6: much accident. Now she feels terrible about it, wants to

680
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 6: apologize to him and make it right, but have it

681
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 6: come across sounding sincere and not just performative. So we

682
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 6: suggested why not gauge and just see if he even

683
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 6: saw it first, So we put out a feeler text

684
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 6: that said, yikes, pretty crazy, what was happening in the

685
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 6: HOA textraad yesterday? Huh, just to see if he knew

686
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 6: what we were talking about.

687
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 2: I am like actually nervous about what he's going to say.

688
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we don't even know if he did respond,

689
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 6: So let's find out, Samantha, did you get a message

690
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 6: back from the dude?

691
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 13: Sure?

692
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 15: Did?

693
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

694
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 5: No, what did it say?

695
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 13: It is? Yeah, I guess from now on, I will

696
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 13: keep my emails under twelve paragraphs for you. I'll then

697
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 13: signed it with a middle finger emoji.

698
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 7: Oh.

699
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 3: I thought he was kidding it first.

700
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought he is taking constructive criticism.

701
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 5: Well, okay, that was a sarcastic paragraph.

702
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm sorry, he's still kidding. But the middle fingers back.

703
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: Out of all the emojis, that is the most aggressive.

704
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean, we've never suggested anyone to use it

705
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 6: on here. We suggested a lot of emojis for people.

706
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: To type out, so we should suggest it more. Yeah,

707
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: maybe he's saying you're number one and he's up.

708
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: I mean, how are you taking his text, Samantha?

709
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 13: I mean, I feel bad. It's like I really need

710
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 13: to definitely go in with the full apologies. Okay, okay, yeah,

711
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 13: I gotta, I gotta do.

712
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: It a sort emoji.

713
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 6: I mean, I think it's more important that you just

714
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 6: come across with something pretty sincere about like I'm super sorry,

715
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 6: and maybe you could even compliment him to try and backtrack.

716
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean you can't.

717
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: You can do an honest compliment.

718
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 13: You can say, like, you take a lot of time

719
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 13: to do the email.

720
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: And we appreciate the passion that you have. You're one

721
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: of the reasons this place is running so well.

722
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a secret crush on you. Well, you know,

723
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 6: let's find the line.

724
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: Start with your own apology. I think that has to

725
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: be in your words.

726
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I definitely like the thing about like you

727
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 13: do a good job and you put a lot into it.

728
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 13: Shows it's just sometimes if.

729
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: They're long, no no, no, and then you say it,

730
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: what a jerk you are.

731
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 11: And I am such a jerk.

732
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 2: I didn't mean for everyone to see that.

733
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 10: Yeah, I like that.

734
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,720
Speaker 6: Okay, so why don't you let's send the apology text

735
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 6: and hopefully that'll help soften him a little bit.

736
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, you're about to get so many A two

737
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: A fines if this doesn't go.

738
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 6: He's going to be all over your property with like

739
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 6: measuring tape, taking photos and every thing is there.

740
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: While we're waiting for him. Is there any other gesture

741
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 3: you can do? Are you a good like baker, or

742
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: like you could you drop cookies off? That's like kind

743
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 3: of neighborly.

744
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 13: That's a good idea.

745
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 5: That's hand gestures that you could do back at.

746
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 6: Yeah.

747
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 13: Okay, wait wait, wait it's popped.

748
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 6: Okay, it popped.

749
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 3: She means the little bubbles.

750
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: Oh okay, some pop pop pop pop.

751
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 5: Okay, okay.

752
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 13: Here's what he says.

753
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 5: I wrote something.

754
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 13: Go ahead, I showed your text to my therapist. Oh no,

755
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 13: it says I have a tendency to trust loud women

756
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 13: with wine breasts. So it makes sense.

757
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: What what Wait? I highly doubt a therapist said that.

758
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's trying to yeah, yeah, okay, trying to make

759
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 13: you feel it's like a passive aggressive insult her that

760
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 13: she drinks too much wine and that she maybe I

761
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 13: should get him a bottle of wine.

762
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 6: That's funny, but you know clearly his feelings were hurt

763
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 6: by it, So he's taking whatever chance that he can

764
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 6: to get out his emotions and try and get even jump.

765
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 2: On the wine bandwagon and say you're right, I was drunk.

766
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 10: Yes, that's actually honestly, Yeah, I love it.

767
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 13: I love it.

768
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 6: That'd be a good way to disarm him, because he

769
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 6: can't be mad at you if you're literally taking what

770
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 6: he's giving you.

771
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 13: So I admit it. I had too many.

772
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 6: Like a ten am and you can even do a

773
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 6: little wine glass emoji. But I think afterwards, really double

774
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 6: down on the apology, be like seriously though, like I

775
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 6: do sincerely apologize.

776
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 5: I feel terrible, threw.

777
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 13: It up and I feel really bad.

778
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people feel you. But so

779
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 5: you sent the text. Yeah great, So.

780
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 13: Okay, let's see how this one goes over.

781
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 8: Is there anyone that everyone on the HA hates?

782
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes everybody needs a con common enemy or

783
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: is it him?

784
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

785
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: I mean if he doesn't like someone, you should say

786
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe in me my scent about Lois or

787
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: you know who?

788
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 6: Brook wants to start like high school drama and keep

789
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 6: the gossip going. You want to talk about somebody.

790
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 13: There isn't enough drama on these boards anyhow.

791
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 5: We're trying to put out the flames here.

792
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 6: So are you seeing anything from him? It's here, it is,

793
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 6: We're getting pops.

794
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: See what we got, She says.

795
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 6: Okay, we got a picture with the flip phone for

796
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 6: some reason.

797
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 13: In all, honestly, I showed my wife and she kind

798
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 13: of agreed with you.

799
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: That's a sweet response from him. He's actually coming to

800
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: the middle, but I.

801
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 13: Did not expect that, So don't feel bad. I'm sticking

802
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 13: to bullet points from now on.

803
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 2: That guy came from the middle finger back to this.

804
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,919
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think this is success definite least.

805
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he took your constructive criticism on his long

806
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 6: winded email, so you fix that problem.

807
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 3: He listened to his wife.

808
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 2: He's probably so happy he's gonna stop emailing.

809
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 6: Ye oh my, okay. So I feel like at this

810
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 6: point we're good.

811
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 3: You shut up.

812
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: Now you need to write it back one more time.

813
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I just say, yeah, I'll be dropping off a bottle

814
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: of wine for you and your wife.

815
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 3: You should still.

816
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 12: Do you know what I mean.

817
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 13: I definitely will do that. Definitely.

818
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 3: Just don't show up already drinking someone. I'm so sorry.

819
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 6: I'm not drinking wine. I'm drinking vodka. Okay, So if

820
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 6: you send that, then we're gonna call it good. Okay, Samantha, Okay,

821
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 6: this is a.

822
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 13: Win win, and I get shorter emails on top of it.

823
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 6: Successful edition of textual Healing. Please nobody else. From Hoa's

824
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 6: text in.

825
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 12: Jeffrey in the Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

826
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 6: Why do I feel like our listeners Samantha and that

827
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 6: dude's wife are gonna instantly hit it off, and they're

828
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 6: gonna hang out and high five each other, and the

829
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 6: wife's gonna start going in on the husband too.

830
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: That's gonna be why yes, Wednesday's girl.

831
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, Oh my god. You think his emails are bad,

832
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 6: At least you don't have to sit through his dumb

833
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 6: slideshow presentations after we get back from a vacation.

834
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: God, well you could tell by how quickly he shrank

835
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: away from his middle finger text.

836
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 2: Then he's been beaten down before.

837
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 6: Yeah. Guy, he's trying to clap back at the woman

838
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 6: who's come after him, and he never comes out.

839
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 12: Yeah.

840
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 6: But you know what, if you want to, I give

841
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 6: you full permission to talk crap about all of us.

842
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 6: If you hit subscribe on the podcast right now, send.

843
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: The link of this podcast to everybody you know and

844
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: tell him how terrible it is.

845
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 6: Yeah. That guy jeff too. His voice is so sultry

846
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 6: and masculine.

847
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 2: Ugh, that's not Nobody's in.

848
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 5: Well, whatever insult you want to come.

849
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 7: Up with.

850
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

851
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 6: The most unexpected moment at a monster truck rally you'll

852
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 6: ever hear and we have the audio from when it

853
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 6: was caught on camera happening live. I wish plus even

854
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 6: though she didn't mean it to go viral. One woman's

855
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 6: true story about how she met her husband is getting

856
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 6: millions of views and over fifteen million likes. Wow, it's

857
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 6: that crazy. You'll hear those and more coming up in

858
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 6: a brand.

859
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 2: New TikTok Click Shot.

860
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 5: We're going to do it right now.

861
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 6: The US Secretary of Health just made another exciting announcement

862
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 6: declaring all suntan lotions are bad too many chemicals. Instead,

863
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 6: he wants us to protect our skin by rubbing yourself

864
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 6: head to toe with giant globs of woo. TikTok Click

865
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 6: Shot Forever can't penetrate TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed

866
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 6: the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna

867
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 6: get right into your first TikTok Click Shock, which is

868
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 6: out of Bremerton, Washington, where a monster truck rally was

869
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 6: happening recently and a crazy video was caught on camera

870
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 6: by one of the spectators that's gotten over four million views.

871
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna play you the audio of the crowd

872
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 6: freaking out and if you haven't seen this yet. The

873
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 6: monster truck that's the star of the show does this

874
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 6: impressive aerial stunt, but when it lands, one of its

875
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 6: giant tires flies off, bouncing so high it clears the

876
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 6: grand stands, goes out into the parking lot and crushes

877
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 6: a small electric vehicle.

878
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the video is insane. Oh my gosh,

879
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 2: that is exactly what happened.

880
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 6: Luckily nobody was injured. But here's the audio.

881
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 7: Oh my, oh.

882
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 14: My god, no way, someone's oh my god, I didn't know.

883
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: It was like a baseball field where you shouldn't park close.

884
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 6: I want to make like.

885
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 3: Part of the show, like a clown comes out after

886
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: was like can I park here?

887
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 7: Yeah?

888
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely gonna be used in an All State

889
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 6: Mayhem commercial because he's the giant tire flying off.

890
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 3: But mon truck.

891
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 6: But afterwards, the event organizers posted a statement on the incident, saying, actually,

892
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 6: multiple vehicles in the parking lot were damaged and it.

893
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 5: Was freaking awesome.

894
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 2: Say that.

895
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 5: No, I'm kidding. They're taking steps to reduce similar risks

896
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 5: in the future.

897
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: Is your insurance or.

898
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: Do you see the stadium or you just talk to

899
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: the guy who put the log nuts on because somebody

900
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: didn't something right, and.

901
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 2: He was like, the show's get a little boring.

902
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 6: We're going That was a TikTok Click shock here next

903
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 6: TikTok it is from a twenty seven year old woman

904
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 6: named Maddie hack Marzick. She's going viral after she casually

905
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 6: mentioned in a video how she met her husband of

906
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 6: seven years.

907
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 5: W YOUW I love these Let's listen.

908
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 15: I met my husband while he was hitch hiking. I

909
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 15: was three days into studying abroad in Australia and my

910
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 15: husband was there at a music festival and he had

911
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 15: gone out that night with his friends and he was

912
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 15: on the side of the corner trying to catch an

913
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 15: uber home, but the rates were too high, so they

914
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 15: thought they would just start walking and then try to

915
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 15: hitchhike back to their airbnb. My friend had a little

916
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 15: bit to drink and she encouraged us to just pull over.

917
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 15: I don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, But

918
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 15: then they got in our car and I was driving

919
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 15: a rental car back to our airbnb, which happened to

920
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 15: be in the same direction, and literally like right down

921
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 15: the street, and the.

922
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 12: Rest is history.

923
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 15: We went on a date three weeks later, officially in Sydney,

924
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 15: and we just never stopped talking and like fell madly

925
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 15: in Lovey.

926
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 2: You never know what you can find on the side

927
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 2: of the rest.

928
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: I don't up every single you know.

929
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 2: Don't forget Australian Music Festival. A lot people naturally.

930
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing when you do things in other

931
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: countries that you would never do here.

932
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 8: You only it just feels safer, even though it's not.

933
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 6: That video got over fifteen million likes, so people really

934
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 6: enjoyed it a lot. A lot of comments came in saying,

935
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 6: how come we've never seen this in a romantic movie

936
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 6: before woman marries hitchhiker and it all turns out great.

937
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: I dated a guy who liked a hitchhike. He thought

938
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: it was a challenge.

939
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

940
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: One time he stood at an exit for over four

941
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: hours though, because no one would pick him up.

942
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, while you were dating.

943
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have to go get about that point then?

944
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: Or no? You eventually got a ride?

945
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Brook would not go pick up the boyfriend.

946
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 5: That was a TikTok click shot and your final.

947
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 6: TikTok click shot is courtesy of the Oakland A's Broadcasting booth.

948
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 3: They're just as now.

949
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 6: For now, for now, they're the Oakland A's while it

950
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 6: still exists.

951
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: They don't have a city attached. That's the whole thing,

952
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: because they're playing in Sacramento.

953
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 5: Well whoever they it's weird.

954
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: It's weird when you see him on TV because there's

955
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: no ying.

956
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 6: The main voice of the Athletics is a man named

957
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 6: Chris Carrey, who's the grandson of Harry Carey, the famous

958
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 6: Cubs broadcaster from back in the day. Anyway, Chris recently

959
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 6: had to apologize on social media for making a huge

960
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 6: mistake while calling a recent game.

961
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what happened.

962
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 6: Here's how it sounded when an A's player hit a

963
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 6: three run homer against the Astros. Okay, here it.

964
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 10: Is one two pitch high in the air, deep to right.

965
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 7: That ball is foul.

966
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 9: Oh con That ball was absolutely launched, law dog posing

967
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 9: him up at the dish.

968
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 7: He knew it off the bat.

969
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 6: It was just a matter of how far.

970
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: Wait, you said he hit it to leftfield.

971
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 6: So yeactly if you didn't see this. I don't know

972
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 6: if the guy was on his phone or what, but

973
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 6: he called it a foul ball even though it was

974
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 6: clearly fair, like almost in dead center field. It wasn't

975
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 6: even close to a home run, like almost in the

976
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 6: center of the field.

977
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 3: It was like you must have been watching a replay

978
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 3: from before.

979
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 6: He didn't seem to know what was going on, so

980
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 6: the other announcer had to step into the broadcast and

981
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 6: correct him and be like, actually, that was a giant

982
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 6: home run.

983
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

984
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: I was like, why are the players still running?

985
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: And that's the end of the game, folks, and we

986
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: go on to the second inning.

987
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 9: Yeah.

988
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 6: So Chris posted his excuse on Twitter, saying, totally lost

989
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 6: the ball in the lights. Unfair to our fans that

990
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 6: I messed it up as badly as I did. This

991
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 6: is completely and totally on me. I wish I could

992
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 6: have it back, but that's baseball. I apologize and I'll

993
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 6: be better tomorrow.

994
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: That's so wild, Like why wouldn't she say, oh my god,

995
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: it's it's somewhere.

996
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: I can't find it. Where did it go?

997
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 3: I was like, I was practically a baseball player.

998
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: He's like, I lost it in the live Yeah, I

999
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: can't have an error as Sunyes man.

1000
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe do we need to start apologizing on this show?

1001
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 5: Well, I feel like we.

1002
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 6: Need to spend all day Fridays saying sorry for what

1003
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 6: you heard Monday through Thursday. But we promise we will

1004
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 6: be better next week.

1005
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 2: Hey, that's a promise we can't keep.

1006
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 5: Still nice to say it. Those were your TikTok click

1007
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 5: shot stories.

1008
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 6: For the day.

1009
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 5: We got your phones to have coming.

1010
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 12: Up brooking Jeffrey in the Morningnessa is back.

1011
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 6: Her record against brook is four and eleven all time,

1012
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 6: And funny enough, we called her in the middle of

1013
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 6: her camping trip that she's on right now, and she said, sure,

1014
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 6: I'll abandon my family in beautiful nature to play.

1015
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 5: A game on the radio, of course.

1016
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 6: And that's the kind of listeners we need on this Shownessa,

1017
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 6: welcome back. We need a highlight. Give us one highlight

1018
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 6: so far from your camping trip.

1019
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 8: Oh, I guess we'll say, go in at the ocean

1020
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 8: with my babe.

1021
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 5: That's how old is your babe.

1022
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 9: She's twenty months now, dude.

1023
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 3: And they just float so easy.

1024
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just let them go and off they tripped.

1025
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: Sometimes.

1026
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes I play a game where you just toss them

1027
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 3: as far as you can't see if they make it back.

1028
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like skipping rocks.

1029
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 6: You can't beat Malana if you don't try.

1030
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: You go out and didn't part for her, The ocean's calling.

1031
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 5: All right, NESSA, we won't keep you away from your

1032
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 5: kids for too long. But here we go.

1033
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, one may need you right now to.

1034
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 6: Brooks, leaving the studio, thirty seconds on the clock, answer

1035
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 6: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1036
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 6: you can say past. But you have to beat her

1037
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 6: outright if you want to win, are you ready?

1038
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.

1039
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 6: Here we go. Your time starts now on this day.

1040
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 6: In twenty twelve, what American swimmer broke the record for

1041
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 6: most medals won in the Olympic Games? Michael felt Deciduous

1042
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 6: trees lose their leads during what season winter fall? Are

1043
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 6: there more or less than one hundred rooms in the

1044
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 6: White House? More on Superman's chest? What color is the

1045
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 6: s red? What social media platform is known for its

1046
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 6: for you page Instagram? In eighteen oh three, it was

1047
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 6: known as Mousse Napoleon.

1048
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 5: What's the name of this famous building today?

1049
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 6: Salut answers in well done, NESSA, Brook's gonna come back

1050
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 6: into the studio, and it says on my screener, ASKINGNESSA

1051
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 6: about going back to work. Oh, because a maternity leave.

1052
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 6: Why are you going back to work?

1053
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 15: That would be nice.

1054
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 6: You know you don't get two years of maternity leave.

1055
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 6: I know Brooke was gone for five years, quit for

1056
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 6: a while.

1057
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: I wasn't even gone for twelve weeks.

1058
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 6: I was going, well, why why are you going back

1059
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 6: to work?

1060
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, just like I've been having, you know, camping

1061
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: trips and weekends away.

1062
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: And now I'm I'm in real estate.

1063
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 12: Now.

1064
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 10: I got my license.

1065
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 13: Actually after i'd talk to you guys, he congra.

1066
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I actually thought that's who was calling me.

1067
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 2: That's why she answered.

1068
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 5: Gotcha, you can sell me a house.

1069
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 3: For a lot of money.

1070
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, give me a house.

1071
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: Maybe you got like a five hundred dollars house line around.

1072
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 3: You got yourself a deal, lady.

1073
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 5: No, she'll keep you posting its like it's too sad

1074
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 5: to talk about it. All right, Bret Enter, let's move

1075
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 5: on to you. Are you ready?

1076
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 13: Yes?

1077
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. On this day in twenty twelve,

1078
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 6: what American swimmer broke the record for most medals won

1079
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 6: in the Olympic Games, Michael Phelps. Deciduous trees lose their

1080
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 6: leaves during what season the fall? Are there more or

1081
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 6: less than one hundred rooms in the White House. Oh

1082
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 6: more on Superman's chest. What color is the s.

1083
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 2: Yellow?

1084
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 5: What social media platform is known for? Its for you page?

1085
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 12: Uh?

1086
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 2: TikTok.

1087
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 6: In eighteen oh three, it was known as Moussein Napole.

1088
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 6: What's the name of this famous building today?

1089
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 12: Oh?

1090
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 7: Uh?

1091
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 3: The three loop?

1092
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 1: Two?

1093
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 6: Okay, got these answers? He and it's head on over

1094
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 6: to the scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.

1095
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 6: Everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to it.

1096
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 3: I award you no points and may God have mercy

1097
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 3: on your soul.

1098
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 6: Oh I love that movie. Nessa, you got four correct today,

1099
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 6: brock buzzer beater also four.

1100
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 5: I thought this was gonna be your day, Nessa, but

1101
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 5: I guess not.

1102
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 6: Time does go to the house on these and let's

1103
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 6: go over the answers for everybody on this day. In

1104
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 6: twenty twelve, Michael Phelps broke the record for most medals

1105
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 6: won in the Olympic Games, twenty eight total medals. Deciduous

1106
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 6: trees lose their leaves during the winter.

1107
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 3: Nessa, you, I want to explain to everybody you would

1108
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: have won the game if you would have stuck. She

1109
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: goes winner fall.

1110
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 6: Yes, we had so we had to.

1111
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 5: We had to take her fall.

1112
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 6: Answer Fifth, what trees there leaves in the winter deciduous?

1113
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 6: Are more or less than one hundred rooms in the

1114
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 6: White House? There's actually more one hundred and thirty two.

1115
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 6: Superman's s on his chest is red, the background behind

1116
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 6: it is yellow.

1117
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: Dude, it was so hard to like picture it in memory.

1118
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 6: The social media platform known for its for you page

1119
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 6: would be TikTok. And the place that was Moussen Napoleon

1120
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 6: in eighteen oh three is now called the Louver.

1121
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 5: Napoleon named it after himself.

1122
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: Because he was totally insane.

1123
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 5: Now nessa was not enough to beat Brooke today.

1124
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 6: But the good news is just for being here, we're

1125
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 6: gonna give you a pair of tickets to see comedians

1126
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 6: Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth

1127
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 6: at the Washington State Fair.

1128
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 5: Hey, she really when I go back to swimming with

1129
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 5: your daughter in the ocean, Okay, We're go get her

1130
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 5: treat wherever she floated off to. We'll be back to

1131
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 5: do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1132
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning