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Speaker 1: How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, ladies and gentlemen, please

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Speaker 1: give a big round of applause for tonight's hosts, Matt

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Speaker 1: Rogers and Joe Kim Booster. Hello, everybody, Hello, or should

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Speaker 1: I say ding dong? Lost culture? Restas calling? But what's up? Bowing? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you guys, I'm furious. I just realized this outfit's gonna

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Speaker 1: be hidden behind a fucking fold out table for the

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Speaker 1: whole night. Um, but they can see your crown, they

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Speaker 1: can see my crown. That is true, you guys. Matt

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Speaker 1: had the audacity to email everybody on the show tonight

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Speaker 1: comes looking like a colds catalog. I'm wearing basics and

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Speaker 1: basics are in for gay men. I hear sure, sure, sure,

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Speaker 1: I was told by cast sumber on the show tonight.

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Speaker 1: hot l a gay in sure. Sure, sure, sure, But

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Speaker 1: these people literally risk their lives coming here in the rain.

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Speaker 1: Can I say if you bought a ticket to this

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Speaker 1: event and you didn't show up because of the rain,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, I have to tell you

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Speaker 1: this is the one thing about l A. I've lived

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Speaker 1: Like everyone has to talk about it. I just like,

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Speaker 1: I haven't lived here long enough that rain is like

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Speaker 1: I didn't move here for this ship. Um. I certainly

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Speaker 1: didn't come here for six days time for this ship

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Speaker 1: for imperfection? Can I can I say really quickly about

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Speaker 1: the on some you can say, Um, this is exactly

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Speaker 1: he was at. He literally wore this just because I

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Speaker 1: as easy as possible. We're both Asian we're both wearing

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Speaker 1: the same thing. Um, waiting patiently for I don't want

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Speaker 1: to come up and be like, I love your guys

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Speaker 1: podcast so I can hit you. Please don't confuse us. Um,

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Speaker 1: this this outfit is a trap. Um, we should say

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Speaker 1: this is Joel Cambuster and I am Matt Rockers. Hi. Hi,

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Speaker 1: And this is so funny. This is I don't Think

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Speaker 1: so Honey Live. That's so funny to me our second

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Speaker 1: what I don't think? So Honey Live means spiritually? So

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Speaker 1: you guys who yeah, spiritually and logistically you know what

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Speaker 1: it is. Woman, Okay, they're all ashamed. They're raising their

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Speaker 1: hand like they're in a sociology classroom. Okay, let's do this.

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Speaker 1: Who listens to the podcast? I live for people who

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Speaker 1: raise their hands? You raise your hand like a good

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Speaker 1: class A little hufflepuffs are little raven claws. Ah, it's

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Speaker 1: actually rule of culture number four. All fans of lost

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Speaker 1: cultures are hufflepuffs, proudly hufflepuffs, leather and rising. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be to make it in this bizz. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: one or the other. No, but it cares if you're

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Speaker 1: fucking brave when you're going to an audition, bitch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well wait, what is it? Does it make me a Slytherin?

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Speaker 1: If I talk about frequently how I'm a Griffin? Door,

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Speaker 1: some beef with you? Really quickly? With me? Personal? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a cultural blind set for um, what's that

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Speaker 1: That's why, Joel. You would have had to show up

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Speaker 1: If you will, thank you for that that cultural knowledge

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson. Honest to god, you know it's a billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: funck boy. If you are a forty old man that

423
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: has ever said, does the Spidora go with these shoes?

424
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: Stop it? You are a funk boy, all right? What

425
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: the funk are you waiting on? Just admit that the

426
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: only thing that you have to offer is dick, because

427
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: if anybody got too close to you and found out

428
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: your real personality, they would find out you suck and

429
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: they would dump your ass and stop trying to fuck me.

430
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: If I wanted to have sex without commitment, I would

431
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Speaker 1: be a gay man five seconds last or not least, Honey,

432
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: I don't think so, ladies that enabled that ship. Some

433
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: of us want real relationships, like Jennifer Aniston. That's one

434
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Speaker 1: us contus times and everybody that was it. I love

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437
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey has never had nothing to

438
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Speaker 1: do with Lena dNaM And at the end they were

439
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: like duck leon Adonnham. There's always time, There's always time,

440
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: and we love Lena. Now everyone, let's take a dip

441
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: into the big dipper. That felt like a personal attack.

442
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: That's all I've got. Okay, fuck boy, are we gonna

443
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: fuck this trouble? Are we gonna talk about our own thoughts.

444
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: It's a tempting hole, but I'm gonna go with a

445
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: pre prepared It's all orange and red too pre prepared. Okay,

446
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: this is the big Dippers. I don't think so, honey.

447
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: It's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys

448
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: who want to have a conversation with me after I

449
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: sucked them off, I found you on an app that

450
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: was specifically made for hooking up, not for finding a friend.

451
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: So I don't think so, honey. I don't care what

452
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: your real name is, and I'm not gonna tell you,

453
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: like what part of l A I live in, because

454
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: that would reveal that I drove thirty five minutes at

455
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock at night to suck you off in your garage.

456
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: Your entire family was asleep inside the house. I don't

457
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: think so, honey. If you want to know about my sibling,

458
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: or if I watched the handmade stale are messaging on

459
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: the app was essentially a contract of intended services. I

460
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: intended to come to the house, dropped to my knees

461
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Speaker 1: and open my mouth, and you intended to hold my

462
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: head and fuck my throat like a But that's what

463
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: I meant it. Thank you very deep for everyone. It's true.

464
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: What is there left to say? After we've completed our task?

465
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm through I don't even want to look them in

466
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: the eyes. Everyone, please to cap off this group. Please

467
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: fucking welcome Alaska fun. Oh my word, So listen, you

468
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Speaker 1: are a famous for your dives into the troll ball.

469
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Speaker 1: But I but I know you probably have ideas. I'm

470
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: gonna keep it up to you. What do you want

471
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Speaker 1: to do here tonight, ALASKI no, um, I would like

472
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: to do a pre prepare I love that. I want

473
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Speaker 1: I have all the faith in the world, and your

475
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Speaker 1: interpretation of this Alaska thunder fuck your time starts now.

476
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477
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,200
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478
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: It's a depression. Everybody's out of work, is scared of

479
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: losing their job. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter,

480
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody

481
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: anywhere seems to know what to do that we know

482
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,800
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483
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Speaker 1: fit to eat. We sit watching while some local newscaster

484
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Speaker 1: tells that today we had sixteen homicides and three violent crimes,

485
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: and if that's the way it's supposed to be. We

486
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Speaker 1: know things are bad. Worse than bad, They're crazy. It's

487
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: like everything everywhere is going crazy. So we don't go

488
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: out anymore. We sit in the house and slowly the

489
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: world we're living in is getting smaller and already. Please

490
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Speaker 1: at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let

491
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Speaker 1: me have my toaster, my TV and my steel belted

492
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: radios that I won't say anything. Just leave us alone. Well,

493
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to

494
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Speaker 1: get bad. I want you to say I'm a human being,

495
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Speaker 1: goddamn it. I want you to get up right now,

496
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Speaker 1: stick your head out the window and yell. I'm as

497
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Speaker 1: mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this. I'm

498
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Speaker 1: as wed. I'm not gonna take this anymore. And I

499
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Speaker 1: do think so, honey, Alaska thunder fuck has thunder fucked

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501
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Speaker 1: to our next group. It's called there could be a

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Speaker 1: hundred people in a room. We got we got gambling now,

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Speaker 1: All right, He'll be ga, it's your time to the

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Speaker 1: mic Hi Hi, So talk to me about this because

541
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: there is a trouble in fact on the table and

542
00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: then you know you got it up here. That's I

543
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do one off the dome. I love that.

544
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: Don't love that? Did you? I know your time starts now?

545
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, coal miners, whoa okay, we

546
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,479
Speaker 1: get it. You lost your jobs, raping and pillaging Mother Earth?

547
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: And boy are you pissed? Go off? You know who

548
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: else lost their jobs due to the unending March of

549
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: time travel agents, Blockbuster employees, quill pen manufacturers, the Pony Express. Okay,

550
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: and do you know what these people did? They didn't

551
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: wine on CNN over and over. They got a new

552
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: job and they moved on Okay, okay. So basically, call's

553
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: not coming back, honey. And if you think so, honey,

554
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. There you go five seconds?

555
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: Is there anything else? I love you, guys. I know

556
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: it's for her. She's running. And you know what, you

557
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: don't hear a fucking peep from Blockbuster employees. They're out

558
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: there trying to get new work. I bet they all

559
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: work at Netflix now, honestly. Alright, Gay bledman, you're up, Gabe,

560
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: love Gabe. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna you?

561
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: Like this ball? Um? You like that? I like a

562
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: lot of things about the ball, but there's something else

563
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: I'd rather talk about. I get it. But I'm gonna

564
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: be so happy for someone who chooses from the ball.

565
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: And later on we will celebrate, we will celebrate the person.

566
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: But in the meantime. This is gay Blieman's I don't

567
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and it's time starts now. Okay, I

568
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Actors who choose to eat an

569
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: apple like with a little life and pop each little

570
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: piece of apple in their mouth so fucking confidently because

571
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: they think it's so seductive. How many times are you

572
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: gonna cut your fucking thumb before you choose to eat

573
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: an apple like a human being. I would honestly rather

574
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: watch someone eat an apple like fucking Mr Peeper's or

575
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: fucking a boot from Aladdin. Just machine gun it, get

576
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: it everywhere. That is better than the neatness that bullshit implies.

577
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: What do you have syphilis? Where are we the Mulan Rouge?

578
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That's how would eat an apple?

579
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: And he's fake? Was that my time? Thank you everyone?

580
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: What are we the Mulan Rouge? Y? Let me ask

581
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: you a question. What are we in the Mulan Rouge?

582
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: Well you ponder that, everyone, Please welcome Paul. What a honk?

583
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: I fucking love this man, alright, Paul, always have, always will.

584
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this a little back stage,

585
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: I think, but no one's done the troll, but I

586
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 1: want you to follow your heart. Somebody really loves the ball. Okay, okay,

587
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: trouble Okay, Okay, here I go, Paul, here I fucking go.

588
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: All right. Okay, Wait, if I don't know what, if

589
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: I don't know the person, you know it. And if

590
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: you don't, you know it. And if you don't, there's

591
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: a serious issue. This. This is a one. I wrote

592
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: it out as one name. All I wrote was Mariah,

593
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: and I think I meant Mariah Carey knowing myself. So,

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00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: Paul w downs your trouble, Murrah Carrie, your time starts now.

595
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Haney, Mariah Carrey. Do you have

596
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: a left ear? The hell's your left ear? Maria? Why

597
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: are we always gotta see this? Why is the hair

598
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: always in front of that ear? When you got bluetooth

599
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: in there? So your assistants always on call? Come on, Maria,

600
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. Hey, Maria, you have children,

601
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,439
Speaker 1: they're not props. Okay, thank you leave home and don't

602
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: make him a company. You're singing, also, Maria, you're singing

603
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: in the tub, you're singing in the show, you're singing

604
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: in the f you're singing in a cap. You're saying

605
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: you're singing. We get it. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.

606
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. And if you're two seconds

607
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: to stand up when you do a concert, I'm not

608
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: gonna pay four dollars again. Take an adderall and get

609
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: off five seconds and show me that goddamn left ear.

610
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so. One of the best trollballs we've

611
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: ever seen. That was one of the best. The pull

612
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: of where is her left ear? Does she have it?

613
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: We raised our poppers to you, all right? Every one night?

614
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: Another icon coming up? Max Selvestra, maxel Vestra, two hunks,

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00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: two hunks of Blonda and Brunette. What is this? What

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00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: are we in the Moulin Rouge? All right? Listen, Max,

617
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: We had chatted prior. I know that the trollball was

618
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: on the table as it is right now, literally figuratively

619
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Speaker 1: on the table. But I will say that I'm a

620
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Speaker 1: little mad that Paul Downs just stole that cherry pop

621
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Speaker 1: from the audience. But I had two grain bowls today

622
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: lunch and dinner, so I'm gonna do with the regular

623
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Speaker 1: right now. I'd love to do the ball. He would

624
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Speaker 1: love to do the trollball, and I would love to

625
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Speaker 1: see it. All right, I have something. Okay, this is

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00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 1: this is a special one. This is a direct attack

627
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Speaker 1: on me. Okay, Max Silvestro, your I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Trouball topic is quote thirty under thirty, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and your time please remember he please remember. And my

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Speaker 1: co host not present was also don't hurt me, don't

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Speaker 1: hurt my friend, and don't hold my co host. But

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Speaker 1: your trouball thirty Your time begins now. I don't think

633
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: so thirty under thirty. It is bullshit to think it's

634
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Speaker 1: cool that you were precocious and an asshole in high

635
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: school and college and now it's paying off in your

636
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Speaker 1: medium field. Cool, blow it now, get big before you

637
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: know anything. Why create art when you have an experience,

638
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: when you can just be the loudest person who constantly

639
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Speaker 1: asked for what you want. I don't think so thirty

640
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Speaker 1: under thirty. I think pretty much every person I've ever

641
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Speaker 1: respected in any media history has made art later because

642
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: it is boring to blow your wad that fucking early.

643
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: I think so thirty under thirty, give me fifty over

644
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: fifty fucking maltonade on it. I do not want your

645
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: point about how texting is crazy. I don't think so, honey.

646
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: Thirty under thirty, you have nothing to share with the world.

647
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: Five seconds, live seconds, five seconds. I love Joel. That's

648
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: one minute. That's Sevestray. You've been attacked, Jolie, and I

649
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: agree with every word. He's dropped his paupers. Everyone now welcome,

650
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: Sabrina Joliicious, the queen, the Queen, the ja Yeah. Now

651
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Speaker 1: tell me, do you want some? I've never in my

652
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: life cover one too much. Too much. It's just like

653
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: a chemical. It's like, why does your face look so

654
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: yummy after he's hot. Here's the thing, Sabrina, we have

655
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: the trouble. We also have, you know, the opportunity to

656
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: do a pre prepared I don't think we did two trolls.

657
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: Let's do a prep she's got a trial to get

658
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: home to. Oh now I'm feeling a little warm. Yeah,

659
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: that's what happens, and a little open, probably, Sabrina Juli's

660
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: hug game. I don't think so, honey. And her time

661
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. If my wife

662
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: is breastfeeding and you look at her weird, I don't

663
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: think so. Honey at all. Daddy's watching you, and Daddy's

664
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Speaker 1: not impressed. I don't think so, honey, that you think

665
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Speaker 1: that my wife's nipple showing is fucking offensive to you, motherfucker. No,

666
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because her nipples are making like

667
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: such good water down condensed milk style, delicious, titty unlimited

668
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: beveridge mother. I don't even think so that we have

669
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Speaker 1: to cover our nipples at all. I know that the

670
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: feminist movement has to do rape and everything all the

671
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Speaker 1: others before the nipple. But fuck you for the nipple.

672
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Speaker 1: Fuck you, motherfucker if you tell me to cover my

673
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Speaker 1: nipple at the Saguaro in Palm Springs and White League

674
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Speaker 1: White my friends used to ask my my father's Pakistani. Uh, yeah,

675
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Speaker 1: you're gonna give me a extra time. Oh, it's just

676
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Speaker 1: a titty hit job. It's job. Can you give it

677
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: up for this group? There could be a hundred people

678
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Speaker 1: in a room. St you guys, come on, can we

679
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: even this next group is called Oh gosh, oh gosh,

680
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: please get it up for Jess mccanna, give it up

681
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: for Zacharino, Andrew T Kyles and clean Tony NEOSU. It's

682
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: somebody came prepared with a look, I said, kindly, turn

683
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Speaker 1: a look. Kindly looks returned, and many looks return. Here

684
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Speaker 1: we go, bring that jacket to them, Mike. Jess mccannas.

685
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: That is literally, if I ever get nominated for a

686
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: Golden Globe, I said, I'm always going to wear a canary.

687
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: Tucks canary. Is that canary? Um? Yeah, you're giving me

688
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: and this is a compliment. You're giving me, Paul a

689
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: pound stone for urban Outfitters, and I love it. I

690
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: love it. Thank you. Um, I see that as a compliment,

691
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: but thank you. So let's a pound a stone if

692
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Speaker 1: you will. That didn't work. Are we doing the trouble?

693
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: Are we doing a pre prepared I don't think so, honey,

694
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Speaker 1: topic We're going to do a pre prepared I love that.

695
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: Jess McKenna, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

696
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: That moment when they say have a nice flight, and

697
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: I say you too, I'm sorry that you have a terrible,

698
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: thankless job where people are literally garbage to you for hours,

699
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: even though you're trying to keep us safe, and I

700
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: remind you that I'm going on vacation. I don't think so, honey. Jessica,

701
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: that you're on such autopilot while you go through the

702
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: world that you don't recognize that's a human in front

703
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Speaker 1: of you. I don't think so. It's even weird. I'm

704
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: going somewhere where they have to look at a passport.

705
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: That's right, I can travel internationally. Enjoy your thankless job, person,

706
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: I forgot mattered. I don't think so, honey. When I

707
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: do the same thing at the Moon movies, when they

708
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: say enjoy your I say you too, although that's not

709
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: as bad because they can definitely see the movies five seconds.

710
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Speaker 1: You don't think so, honey, Jessica, open your eyes. It's

711
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: a human. That's one minute, jess mccanna. Everyone, and please

712
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: welcome zach the half that alright, Zachie, what's gonna be

713
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: to be pre prepared? Pared, Zach Reno, Your time begins now.

714
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Johnny Depp, Wizard Hitler agree. What

715
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Speaker 1: the funk are we doing with this beloved franchise that

716
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: we are going to allow an abuser to portray a

717
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: fictional abuser that should have gone to a much better actor.

718
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: I go to Harry Potter. I expect so very very

719
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: little from the Fantastic Beasts franchise. I want a bird

720
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: made of lightning. I want the tiny platypus that loves

721
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: gold so very very I want I want that rhinoceros

722
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: that's very horny and very glowy. A lot of the time.

723
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: You can replace Johnny Depp in that movie with literally

724
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: anyone and it would be better. Guy Fieri would be

725
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: better in that movie that literally Johnny Depp. We don't

726
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: need it. The world is dark, that world is magical.

727
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Speaker 1: I don't think so, Johnny mother fucking Depp. And that's

728
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: one man. Zach Raino. Boy, I wanted so badly to

729
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: like even one thing in the Grindle Walls. Yeah, I

730
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: really didn't need to know that the Holocaust exists in

731
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter universe. It's really upsetting. Okay, and want

732
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: to bring him up to Holocaust? Oh? Here we go?

733
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: What's up? What are we doing today? I love this

734
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Speaker 1: jackka you. Someone said I look like Nightwing? Is that

735
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: a comic book? Man? Look like Nightwing? I'm gonna kill people? Then? Yeah?

736
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Speaker 1: K that rage? Okay, So listen, we have a bull

737
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: here and it's full of topics and topics. I have

738
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: some stuff that I'm gonna say for the last time

739
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: in front of white people. Okay, so now the time

740
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Speaker 1: welcome and you're welcome. Your time begins now. Oh man,

741
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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, crazy rich Asian? Is that

742
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Speaker 1: not the movie? Not the movie? Although I love Henry

743
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 1: Golding and Michelle Yo, are you supposed to have that

744
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: much sexual chemistry with your mother? Is that like a

745
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 1: normal thing? It's fucking crazy. Rich Asians in real life

746
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: are the worst fucking people on the planet. Crazy rich

747
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: Asians enslave crazy poor Asians to make phones for white people.

748
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you fucking people? Crazy rich Asians

749
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: are out here fucking Mitch McConnell. They're out here, fucking

750
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: They're out here fucking less moon veast and then attacking

751
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: other women. It's they're the worst people. They're fucking crazy.

752
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: That's all I got. Oh and with when with nine

753
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Speaker 1: seconds ago, andrew t has made his point. Listen, I

754
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: would like to use that nine seconds to say, Julie Chan,

755
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: history will remember you. Yes, it will. Making a rule

756
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: of culture rule of culture number thirteen, even Julie Chen,

757
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: history will remember you. And also another rule of culture

758
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: rule culture number sixteen. Crazy rich Asians are out here

759
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 1: fucking Mitch McConnell two and one. I don't think one

760
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: that's groundbreaking and from our groundbreaking, I don't make so honey.

761
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: Please welcome Kiles, one of my fabs. Oh, I am

762
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: so nervous. Wow, you guys got my email. Thank you.

763
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: Just wanted to say, alright, Kyle, are you doing? And

764
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: I guess um, I'm gonna do the troll ball. I'm

765
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: very nervous, so nervous. Oh my god, this whole group

766
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: actually we love but I got the sign I am fourth.

767
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Oh this is good. You know you don't know you're

768
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: gonna be doing and I don't think so, honey. On

769
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: Amy Adams, that's why it's a troll ball, baby. Okay,

770
00:51:55,719 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: so your time begins now. I don't think so. Need

771
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: Amy Adams stand up for yourself because you deserve an Oscar. Yes,

772
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: tweets that you deserve in Oscar. Get angry that you

773
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: didn't win for a rival. It was incredible. I was moved,

774
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: and I hate movies about time travel. I don't think so, honey,

775
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: Amy Adams, don't phone it in like everyone else an

776
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: American hustle. That movie trailer gave me a boner I

777
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna love it, and I hated that

778
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: movie so much. I don't think so, honey, Amy Adams.

779
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: I need you to have award ceremony self worth. You

780
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: deserve to win the Oscar for almost everything. I don't

781
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Amy Adams. You gave a hand jup

782
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: to Philip Seymour Hoffman in a movie. These are two

783
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: awards for that because you don't have a hand to

784
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: hold one in. I don't think so, honey, Amy Adams.

785
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 1: I just want what's best for you. I want what

786
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: I do think so, honey, Amy Adams as a human though,

787
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: that's man and the positive Kyle Airs everybody. I just

788
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: want to say, I saw vice. She's pretty good advice

789
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 1: playing Lynn Cheney, though I don't think so. I don't

790
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: think sonn Cheney. We can't all right, you guys give

791
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: it up for a true queens Tony. It gonna be

792
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: what are we thinking? We have the trouball and you

793
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: know we have probably beautiful ideas, you know, a bit

794
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: just too overextended to pre plan. Oh so can I

795
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: please get that ball? You may. I love when the

796
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:41,959
Speaker 1: ball comes twice in a row. I love when people

797
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: do the ball all right, okay, I think you're gonna

798
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: like this your I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic

799
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: is the expression work hard, play hard. The expression work hard,

800
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: play hard, and tiny your time starts now. I don't

801
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: think so, honey, this expression work hard, play hard. What

802
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 1: are you a fucking Viking? I don't think so, honey.

803
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: You don't get to work hard like you're sawing logs

804
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: all week and then go shoot foxes on the weekend

805
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: or whatever. This is some ship meant for a different era.

806
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: Right now. Your job is to work in a tech

807
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: startup where you remote in four hours a week selling

808
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: a fake Korean skin cream to white people. So that's

809
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: not working hard. And you're playing Is you just going

810
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: to a private karaoke room with all your dumbass white

811
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: friends who can't sing. Neither of those things are hard.

812
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: They're both soft as fuck. So you know what, you

813
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: better start saying, work soft, play soft, because at least

814
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: then I would respect some ass bitch with a fake

815
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: skincare company. And I don't think so, honey, people who

816
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 1: have real jobs because I never learned to type. But

817
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I feel good when I see you in your Brooks

818
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: brother's motherfucking suit you Joe say Bank, motherfucker. And that's

819
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: one minute unbelievable. L A, you are showing up here.

820
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,240
Speaker 1: You give it up for this group. Oh gosh, oh gosh,

821
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: Jess McKenna, Zacharino and Kyle Airs. I'm so excited for

822
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: this next group. This next group is stacked with the boys. Everyone.

823
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: This next group is called Hi Alley. I'm Gail, please

824
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: welcome Price Peterson, Dan Robberts, Michael Benjamin, Alan Stricklin, Williams

825
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 1: and Zac. No. He's Towers, Hi Boys, Hi Boys, Hide Boys,

826
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Speaker 1: Hi Alley. I'm Gail. Alright, Pryce Peterson, you're up, man,

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Speaker 1: Price Peterson, icon, icon, icon and icon. I see a

828
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 1: sure Price Peters. Comedians go like this, all right, So yeah,

829
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: they're just putting it over there starting that's a little

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Speaker 1: mini I don't think so, honey, Price, what are we doing.

831
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Speaker 1: We know you're a prolific writer, so we know you

832
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: can write handy, but are you going to go for

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Speaker 1: the trouble something I have close to my heartaking a

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Speaker 1: lot about. We love that. We love that. Okay, Price Peterson,

835
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: your time begins now. I don't think so, honey, Acid

836
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:33,479
Speaker 1: that is too strong everyone in here loves it. LST

837
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: is the best. Everyone knows this. Sometimes you want to

838
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: go to a cabin in the woods with your friends

839
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: and just laugh a lot and maybe look at pretty colors.

840
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: But otherwise it's a gentle experience. But then your bone

841
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 1: head asshole friend goes on the dark Web and gets

842
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: some like real strong ship, and suddenly you're all doing

843
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: double doses in your cactus cooler. Suddenly there's like gentle

844
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: cabin in the wood, looks like you're standing on a

845
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,280
Speaker 1: pattern carpet and you're trapped there for twelve thousand years. Meanwhile,

846
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: you're a friend. You've got one friend over on the

847
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: papas on just sort of screaming about fractals. You've got

848
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 1: the other friend naked trying to tongue kiss an outlet.

849
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: Seconds meanwhile, Brenda's out on the lawn trying to reject

850
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: her own skeleton. The only person who's ever been on

851
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: a trip of this hard is in the kitchen boiling

852
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: some soup and the secret his own hands. Don't do

853
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: a guy's stick to paper taps. That's who I met

854
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: it of morning from Price Peterson. Don't you get yours

855
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: from the dark Web? But I would like to know

856
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: where you get that stuff. Get that on the light

857
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: web like the rest of us saying this is my recommendation.

858
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: This is a person that I turned my chair around

859
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: and I said, he is going to lead my team

860
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: to victory tonight. I don't need to put a lot

861
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: of pressure on you, Dan, but don't fuck it. This

862
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: is Dan, Robert. Everyone give it up. So Dan, here

863
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: we call. I mean, there's a perfectly good bowl here,

864
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 1: and there's a perfectly good, pre prepared topic. I'm sure

865
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Um? I selected pre I love

866
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: pre Now, Robert, here we go. Your time starts now.

867
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. Both of my grandma's being dead.

868
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: I am not a math genius, but that is about

869
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: one percent on my grandma's who are now deceased. I

870
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: miss you, honeys. I truly miss you both so much. Honeys,

871
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: my nana and my body have died. You know who

872
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: is laid to rest, George H. Bush. You know what

873
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: he is? Homophobic, racist, war amonger Honey's, My grandma's are

874
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: a little racist. But guess what. I can't even fix

875
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: that anymore because they are dead. And since I started

876
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: my Lexapro my dreams. I've been insane. Guess what, honey,

877
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: I have a recurring dream that my nana is spoon

878
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,919
Speaker 1: feeding me a race from her mouth into my mouth

879
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: like a little bird, and it's haunting. Honeys. I do

880
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: not think so, honey about dreams. I do not think so. Chance, sir,

881
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: Why did she have to die somebody cancer? Honey? She

882
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: was not ready to die. I missed them both so much, honey.

883
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: One minute, michaeltoles to your Dan Robert, really adding salt

884
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 1: to the wound. That neither of them will be able

885
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: to hear that wonderful tribute. They'll never know you said

886
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: that they're dead. Alright. Coming up next is my Michael

887
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: Hop Hop Hop to the mic. Listen. We got up.

888
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: There's a lot of topics in here. I can't wait

889
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: for the next people to choose those. Oh he's threw

890
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 1: it to someone else, So Michael, I'm assuming pre prepared.

891
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: And here we go, Michael Benjamin, your time starts now.

892
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: Shark Week. Who the fund cares dolphins are just thirst

893
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 1: trap sharks? The sharks just because the sharks were to

894
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: the ocean. Or are we still finding more? That's my

895
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: thing it's straight culture. All of these sharks are thirst

896
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: chap dolphins. I was watching Shark Week and there's a

897
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: straight man talking about what to do if you get

898
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: attacked by a shark. Does anybody know what you're supposed

899
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: to do? Yell it out, punch it, that's what he said.

900
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that. I've never want to fight on land,

901
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: and this straight man is telling me fighting me I'm

902
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: supposed to go and the sharks gonna be like, oh

903
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: my bad. No. And second thing, stop asking straight people

904
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: for advice. They're just gonna tell you to punch it.

905
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh my car's out of gas, punch it. My phone's

906
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: out of battery. Punch it. I'm being bitten by a shark.

907
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: Punch it. The sharks is just gonna get more piste.

908
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: And how are we still finding sharks to fill? Are

909
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 1: we like holding auditions? Are like hammer heads? Like, oh,

910
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm not represented enough. Next season's hammer head Sharks. No,

911
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: they're me. Stop giving him a spotlight Shark Week. I

912
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. That's one minute scinct And this

913
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: is what I loved about it revolutionary, not one I

914
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: don't think you wanting until the end, And it was

915
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: the button. I love it. It was like the punch

916
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: on the crowd work too. I don't think I've ever

917
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: seen crowd work in and I don't think so any

918
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: there has been, but never like this. Okay, next up,

919
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: Alan Strickland, will Ya second william Hello, baby boy, here guys,

920
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: great to have you. Now, listen, We've got uh there's

921
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: a bowl here. It's I pre prepared about ten minutes ago. Okay,

922
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: freaking love that. Alright, So, Alan Stricklin Williams, your time

923
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: starts now, honey, I don't think so. Mr Rogers having

924
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: a moment in two eighteen. I know that me and

925
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: Mr Rogers used to be best friends. I used to

926
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: hang out with them every day. But sometimes in life

927
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: you have to cut an old friend. This is not

928
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: the land of make believe. This is Hollywood, California, and

929
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: I am on a live podcast where I'm trying to

930
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: make a splash. So whenever this airs, I can get

931
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: five new for a second. I don't think so, honey,

932
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: mus Rotters after the Morning twent eight team, because we

933
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: need you now to be alive more than ever, and

934
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: you are gone. I don't know if you've heard this,

935
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: but adulting is hard. Second seconds. You love me just

936
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: the way I am. Well, I fucking hate myself. Won't

937
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: you be my neighbor. We're on the brink of a

938
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: civil war in this country. Isn't it a good feeling

939
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: being alive? Everyone in this room wants to die. That's

940
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: a minute, continuing death as a theme and closing out

941
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: this group we love. The sweat shirt is em bleshed.

942
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: I live. What's gonna be? What's it gonna be? Trouble?

943
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: Mine's important. It's like Alaska's Okay, I got that. We

944
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: have an important I don't think so, honey from zach

945
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: Noey Towns and as time will start right now, I

946
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. New York comedians, I'm sorry, but

947
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: taking three trains and a bus to get to an

948
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: open mic isn't making you funny. It's making you sad.

949
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: It makes you depressed, it makes you old. New York

950
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: comics age twice as fast as l A comics. I

951
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: had a comedy in New York for one week. When

952
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: I got there, it was eighteen to play younger. When

953
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: I left, I looked like Matt Rogers. And you hate

954
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: l A audiences. Maybe it's the material. Maybe save your

955
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 1: bits about bedbugs and bodegas for Brooklyn and other Third

956
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: world countries. And wait, did I miss something? It's singing funny.

957
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I want to give you feedback.

958
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm your peer, but what do I say? You're opener

959
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: was strong, but You're closing was sharp? And why pippin

960
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: the queer comedy scene in New York should just be

961
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: renamed Ship Broadway didn't once? That's why. Wow, I love

962
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: it when they come to burn Bridges. I love it

963
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: when they cover come to New York. Should say I

964
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 1: never come through you all. It's weird because I've been

965
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: wildly successful on boscos. So give it up for a

966
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: high alley. I'm Gail, Bryce Peterson, Dan Robert Michael, Benjamin,

967
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: Alice Drick and Williams and Zachary Tower. That's stupid, bitch,

968
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: all right, last group of the first half, you guys,

969
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: please give it up for the path had benatars cast Castle,

970
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: Mary Holland, Daniel Friends, Dizzy, Eric Lighthead and Lauren Lacks. Okay,

971
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: I do think so, I do think. Well, we stand

972
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: a reveal and first to them, Mike my Castle cut up.

973
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: Then thank you so much, you guys, Hi, my castle.

974
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: What's it gonna be trouble? He said? He said, you

975
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: know what, We're diving right in and so I I

976
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: take direction and look, I'm picking something out and okay,

977
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: this is a really this this could go either. We

978
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: think through a lot already this year there there. It's tough,

979
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: but it is um your I don't think so, honey.

980
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: Topic is Mississippi. The state of Mississippi is what you

981
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 1: must discuss. And this I don't think so, honey, And

982
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: your time begins now. I guess I don't think so honey. Uh.

983
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: The fact that I know how to spell Mississippi is

984
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: where I want to start. I feel that I believe

985
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: that information was going to be very useful, and I

986
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: used to do it very pridefully as a kid. I

987
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: would dance around my house and sing m I yes

988
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: SI yes s I p p I and my parents

989
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: would clap and my brother would look jealous, but it

990
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: didn't it. No one gives a ship. And then I

991
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: remember I would play basketball with some friends growing up

992
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: and they will be like, do you want to play horse?

993
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, no, let's play Mississippi. And then

994
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: we would all laugh, and then I would proudly spell it,

995
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: and then they would all be like, that's amazing, and

996
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's fucking crazy, it's so long. And then

997
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: we would play a little bit they would be like

998
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: it's too long. And then from the complication of making

999
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 1: it a game, I would forget how to spell it.

1000
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: So we'd be playing and I'd be like, I have M.

1001
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: I know it. I I have M, and so that sucks.

1002
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: So but also I assumed Mississippi fucking sucks. That's what

1003
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm in it A difficult topic and an expertly done

1004
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, trouble. I think from my castle,

1005
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: that's what I would have on too. That's the only

1006
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: thing I know about Mississippi. There's there's a famously a river.

1007
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 1: Mary Halland, get to the mike with this performance, please, Hello,

1008
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 1: Mary Holland. Now we knew you are celebrated improviser but

1009
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: also a celebrated writer too. So what's it gonna be, man,

1010
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do plan. Okay, here we go, Mary Holland.

1011
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: You I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, I

1012
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. When a person suddenly gets hit

1013
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 1: by a bus or a car, in a movie. Yes,

1014
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: because guess what, because guess what? I mean, what's up

1015
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: with it? Because and listen to me? Also because why

1016
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: not have Look, you don't gotta show me. Just hey,

1017
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: if you want that to happen to her, go in

1018
01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: in the next scene. Have people at a cafe. One

1019
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 1: of them says, oh, crazy, she got hit by a bus.

1020
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: I don't need to see it. I don't need to

1021
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: see that because also because also, guess what, you're traumatizing me.

1022
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: I am a pain audience member. I did not come

1023
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: to jump and be scared sit. I came to sit

1024
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: and watch a movie, and hey, what's up with it?

1025
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: And also because I have so much to say about it?

1026
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, it's just not time. But listen,

1027
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey talking okay, And that's one

1028
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:40,600
Speaker 1: manute Mary Allans. And now I have to say the

1029
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: segue is truly brilliant. Someone who famously was in a

1030
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: movie with someone getting fucking nailed by a bus. Oh

1031
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:56,719
Speaker 1: my god, And that's how just kidding she got hurt? Now, Daniel,

1032
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: what's it? Oh my god, I can't the fringe. I

1033
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,439
Speaker 1: can't said turn of looking. And she did? I mean,

1034
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: I said you kindly, So, Daniel, what do you think

1035
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: we got the trouble here, we got pre prepared, give

1036
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:14,679
Speaker 1: me the trouble. I'm mad at everything. First Squeer Trouble

1037
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: of the night, Thank you trolls. Okay, this is good,

1038
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 1: this is good your I don't think so, honey. Trouball

1039
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 1: topic is from the Greatest Showman, the song This is

1040
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 1: Me where it hurts another direct attack on me and

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01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 1: my brand and your time begins now. I don't think so, honey,

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01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: Greatest Showman song, This is Me. I don't see that

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01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: Syrups ship. So I don't know who you is? Okay,

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01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 1: and I don't think so. Why do you always gotta

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01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 1: give it to the factor with a hairy face? I

1046
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Why can't this be me, just

1047
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: be a normal person. Why you gotta call up the

1048
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: fact she got a hairy face? And I don't think so, honey.

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01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here for this whole time. And

1050
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: then Alea sing me every single track Queen that I

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01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 1: see across America, gonna live sink that ship. Who you are?

1052
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. They did it once before,

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01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: and it's called Lakasha for I don't think so, honey.

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01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm not here for this. Okay. You know what I

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01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 1: want to see. I want to see who you really are. Okay,

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01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: you're a girl that's getting paid big money to sing

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01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: a big song in a big movie. It's not shedding.

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01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: It's here for you. I don't thanks to honey. Ten seconds.

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01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 1: Come second, Yes, bitch, I'm beauty in facts. Who you

1060
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:35,760
Speaker 1: don't see me singing? I'm here? That's one minute? That

1061
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: is one minute shaking the hoppers. Yes, it's my most

1062
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 1: played song of two eighteen. I just rewrite the stars.

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01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: Am I bad? We both are. We both deserve to

1064
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: go to hell head white head, jacket jackets, this grease homage.

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01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. We have a troll bill here celebrated,

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01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 1: improvised her right up on stains. But the thing is,

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01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,599
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've got stuff to say. What's up? Well,

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01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 1: I don't know any references or people. So I had

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01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: to go preplan and that makes sense to me, And

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01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: that makes sense to me. Strategic move for you. Here

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01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 1: we go, Aaron your I don't think so many time

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01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. That in the

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01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:23,480
Speaker 1: Pixar film Inside Out, that little girl had an imaginary

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01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: friend who was a middle aged man elephant. Uh, little

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01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: tiny girls would have an imaginary friend that's a unicorn

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01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 1: named Sparkle or Amber bing Bong. More like that little

1077
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: girl saw a creepy neighbor's dings. Can we talk about

1078
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,519
Speaker 1: the imaginary elephant in the room because that little girl

1079
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 1: got molested? Okay, that really tragic scene where bing Bong

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01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: is down in the canyon and they're waving goodbye and

1081
01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 1: he's fading away. That's repressing a horrible trauma. Oh my god, Pixar,

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01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,600
Speaker 1: you made a movie about a child busted, and of

1083
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,720
Speaker 1: course you made it about a white girl. Really we

1084
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: needed another one of those separate brands. Five seconds five seconds, big,

1085
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:19,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so. And that's one minute eron Whitehead.

1086
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 1: My god, I did steal a bunch of oxy cotton

1087
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: from Richard Kinne's medicine cabinet. Separate story, separate story. You

1088
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,839
Speaker 1: truly are not afraid to tarnish this brand. I know everyone.

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01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 1: To close out Act one of the evening, this welcome

1090
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 1: Florida lays. I'm loving this plaid. I'm loving it. Thank you.

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01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: What's another celebrated improviser and what's it going to be tonight?

1092
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 1: I was on the fence and I wasn't able to

1093
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: side until right now. And I'm doing Troy Okay, trouble

1094
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,760
Speaker 1: Okay now I'm self caught us every time I think

1095
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:04,040
Speaker 1: a goddamn note. All right, Okay, I like this for you.

1096
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 1: I hope so your I don't think so honey. Trollable

1097
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: topic Lauren Lapkus is Margot Robbie. Now, I don't think

1098
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: so honey, Margot Robbie. You say you're twenty five, I

1099
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. You're fucking forty two. Bitch. I

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01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. You're from another country. You get

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01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: all the good American rolls, Bitch, I don't think what

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01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: is that five seconds? I don't think so honey, Margot

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01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: Robbie because everybody thinks you're so fucking sexy and you

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01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: don't do work or trying anything. Margo Robbie, I don't

1105
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: think so honey, Margot Robbie. You didn't have to get

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01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 1: a person. Second, you got Jamie whatever the fox face.

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01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're twins be her daughter slash sister, because

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01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:57,640
Speaker 1: you're the same age, you're not twenty five. I have

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01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 1: people like about their age. If you lie by your

1110
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: rage of this room, you're a coward. Fuck you. If

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01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: I have to say, I don't think so, honey. Lauren

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Speaker 1: Laptas delivering us a rule of culture. It's rule culture

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01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: number ten. Margot, Robbie has Jamie Presley's face, give it

1114
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 1: up for the pet Benatars, My Castle, Mary Holland Daniel, Princess,

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01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: Aaron Whitehead and Lapus. I'm sorry, but are you on

1116
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: fire or what. I'm having a very good time, Joel,

1117
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 1: And are you like damn well lost my voice? Well,

1118
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:43,759
Speaker 1: we have a whole other half of this motherfucking stuff.

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01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,800
Speaker 1: So everyone, let's take a ten to fifteen minute in

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Speaker 1: our mission to come back, and we'll be back with more.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. This has been a Forever

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