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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away knock?

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away Mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties to I'm Moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Marshall. Yeah, this is Marshall. Hey Marshall,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. My name is Casey Ryback. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from the IRS. I'm doing good. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Listen, I'm just calling to first of all,

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Speaker 1: thank you for turning in your taxes early. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: of course, yeah. Okay, Well, the problem is we actually

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Speaker 1: lost your forms. What Yeah, we lost your your tax forms,

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna need you to resubmit them. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes, we need you to resubmit everything,

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Speaker 1: and then just make sure you send that check for

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Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars along with it. Okay, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: you guys lost the check. Two. No, the one hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy five dollars is for the TRMF fee. Wait

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Speaker 1: what is that? That's the tax return Misplacement fee. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't misplace, so you guys misplaced. That's true.

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Speaker 1: But rule rules are rules. Hold on, Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on one Wait minute, Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me that I have to resubmit my forms

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Speaker 1: and pay an extra one hundred and seventy five dollars

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Speaker 1: because you lost my form. You don't want to pay

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Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars fee for no, not

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Speaker 1: at all. I went through the trouble of turning in

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Speaker 1: my tax returns early because I'm trying to be responsible,

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Speaker 1: and then you lose it and you expect me to

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Speaker 1: pay for it. If you don't want to pay that fee,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. We can just have you not turn in

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Speaker 1: your taxes this year. I pay my taxes every year early, right,

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Speaker 1: and then this year guys lost it. You guys, not me.

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Speaker 1: You Hey, we're the government. First of all, we don't

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Speaker 1: make mistakes. And I know you did say that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know you just accused us of messing up,

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Speaker 1: and I'd like to say that we don't screw up.

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Speaker 1: We don't make mistakes. You called me to tell me

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Speaker 1: that you guys screwed up. That was the first thing

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Speaker 1: you told me when you've gotten on the phone. Well,

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Speaker 1: it comes down to this, ultimately, if you hadn't done

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Speaker 1: your taxes so early, we wouldn't have had this whole

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Speaker 1: mix up over here. You see what I mean? If

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Speaker 1: you would that mean, if you hadn't done my taxes

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Speaker 1: so early. Yeah, if you'd have just done your taxes

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Speaker 1: at the appropriate time like everybody else, instead of trying

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Speaker 1: to be in the whole time is the appropriate time? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no. We like people to get

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Speaker 1: it in right before the due date. You want to

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Speaker 1: be an overachiever and try to be fancy with it

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Speaker 1: and show off to your friends that you got your taxes. Wait,

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Speaker 1: this has meant to do with me showing up. I

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Speaker 1: don't even talk to my friends about my tax You know,

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Speaker 1: people like you that get their taxes done early and

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Speaker 1: then just rub it in everybody's face. You know that's

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Speaker 1: Nobody likes that guy like you got some personal issues

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Speaker 1: that you need to work out. Nobody likes that person. Now, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see what you do. I know what you do.

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Speaker 1: You call your friends and go, hey, meet me for

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Speaker 1: happy hour. Then the whole happy hour you just brag

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Speaker 1: about the fact that you got your taxes done. Serious,

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Speaker 1: It's just it's this conversation. This conversation is being recorded, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys have something. Yes, somebody will need

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Speaker 1: to hear about this. I'm sure you you probably wanted

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Speaker 1: this phone call recorded so you can show your friends

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Speaker 1: how cool you are because you got your taxes done early. Right?

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Speaker 1: What is your problem? Man? You want that is true?

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Speaker 1: I am an idiot because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving out to

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you wait what?

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Speaker 1: Hold on what? Yeah, it's a joke, man. Your friend

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Speaker 1: Gino set you up. He says that you're always talking

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Speaker 1: about getting your taxes done early. I wanted I thought

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Speaker 1: the irs was like some kind of my year something. Man,

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Speaker 1: it was like, what is going on? Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Holy On Reuben ninety two point five