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Speaker 1: You know how easy it is to have no emotions,

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Speaker 2: Turn off, just try to be a sociopath.

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Speaker 1: You know, isn't being a sociopath the ultimate life hack? Sam?

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Speaker 2: I think it is. That's why I go out and

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Speaker 2: stab a few homeless people and punch a few babies

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Speaker 1: By keep those nerves off. I don't want to feel

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Speaker 2: I want to make sure that my soul is barren.

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Speaker 1: Emphasis on the the ultimate We become the ultimate machines.

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Speaker 1: This is how well let's see if OP becomes cha GBT.

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Speaker 2: OP a lady.

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Speaker 1: Op is a yes, I said he a misgendered you

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, I'm a.

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Speaker 1: Another reason why you need to become GBT, but.

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Speaker 2: That just adds because I don't give.

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Speaker 1: More so my great aunt set up savings accounts for

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Speaker 1: all of her female relatives. In our culture, education for

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Speaker 1: women is not really valued, and she thought that that

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Speaker 1: Your education should.

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Speaker 2: Be only centralized men, but education central was miss. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to interrupt you, but that's pretty fucked up.

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Speaker 2: I think all women should be educated.

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Speaker 1: All women should be If you if you just put

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Speaker 1: all on your own. I can't. You can't put that

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Speaker 2: Also shout out great Auntie for like just saying, like,

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Speaker 2: eft to the system, learning from the schools anyway, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna take from institutions that don't

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Speaker 2: It's also like, yeah, my family doesn't want me to

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Speaker 2: love how that's like it's like it's like the rebellious

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Speaker 2: Like, hey, like it's I think your kids want to

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Speaker 1: You're you're not allowed. You're not allowed.

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Speaker 2: That is different. You're not allowed to wash my car

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to give me a ton of money

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not allowed to buy me a fancy house

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Speaker 1: Now, my great auntie married a British man. They moved

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we don't know what that means.

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Speaker 2: But we're going with it. You can't keep it in

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Speaker 1: That's some some like like super throwback monarch level, Like

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Speaker 2: In the family, your betrothed to your first cousins. But Sam,

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Speaker 2: this all sounds great and well right, it does. You

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Speaker 1: But this is a rite of story. Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: I you know, I was. I was. I just had

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Speaker 2: Hold my breath and I pass out.

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Speaker 1: Now hold my breath until it's a good story. So

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Speaker 2: No way, the parents that are kind of like bigots

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Speaker 2: What do I think they used it for? Yeah? I'm

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Speaker 2: maybe like a maybe like a couples massages every day.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean that's that's an investment. Like imagine they're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Those aren't cheap. I don't watch. Also, what culture is this?

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Speaker 1: I want to say it's British because the great ant

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Speaker 2: Sure it's not appropriate.

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Speaker 1: not women get education?

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Speaker 2: What Oxford only let women in in like nineteen seventy

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Speaker 1: Oh well, but still nineteen seventy, Like the story was

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Speaker 2: Bring it bringing it back?

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Speaker 1: Maybe we hate you welcome now. My sister didn't care

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like it was a stipulation, but still

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would just go to school like all the day.

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Speaker 1: Or you could literally just be like, hey, guys, we're

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Speaker 1: And it was almost entirely gone.

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Speaker 2: How much is this wedding? Dude?

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Speaker 1: There was only thirteen thousand dollars left, So Sam, the

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's insane that that's much when I was stolen

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Speaker 1: I guess. I guess as soon as you, I mean

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Speaker 1: So it's like they just take her daughter's phone for

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Speaker 2: And just technically all you need to get your bank

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Speaker 1: So so to acce it, maybe maybe you have to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there was some some shady super like

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Speaker 2: Straight to jail. Yep. Have you seen that meme no

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Speaker 1: You're feeling right to jail. You're playing music too loud?

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Speaker 1: I asked my parents about it, and they said they

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Speaker 2: For the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Bro what And I finally found out where the money went.

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Speaker 1: But you stole my money, you know, Like, how do

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Speaker 1: Like sh So my family says that I'm putting money

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would almost say, like, hey, like you

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Speaker 1: Now. I agreed as long as we had a legally

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Speaker 1: I'm so intrustworthy for doubting you will give me back

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Speaker 2: Stole from me. The biggest familial blan like like gaslighting.

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Speaker 1: I said that he should not have accepted my money

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Speaker 2: Need to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let you think what should OPI do with this?

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Speaker 1: Please tell us what you think? Uh, Sam, Yes, tell

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I kind of said it throughout, but

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Speaker 2: to get into there. Yeah. Yeah, but doing a suit

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not going to change my life plan

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty picked up. And maybe it's a large

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Speaker 2: Let me know what you think. I think, OP is

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Speaker 1: There it is. My own mother said she'd put down

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Speaker 2: I'd like, where do I start? Like I'll call my

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Speaker 1: The dumb show. She caused the dumb show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks thanks mom. So, yeah, you know our

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Speaker 1: Let me switch it up. Well, I have a story

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Speaker 1: for the Hershey chocolate By the way, some time ago

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Speaker 1: I was in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, which is the theme

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Speaker 1: park for the Hershey chocolates. I hate this place since

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Speaker 1: I don't like amusement parks, which is interesting. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I've ever met anyone that doesn't like amusement park.

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Speaker 1: Do not like amusement, do not like to be amuse

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Speaker 1: You're not amused. See the rides there give me anxiety

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Speaker 1: and stressed me out, and trekking around them is exhausting.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the lions do. The line lines are terrible.

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Speaker 1: I will definitely give it up on the lines. Need

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Speaker 1: that fast past. And I also wair or we some

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Speaker 1: sort of way to get in quickly. And I also

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Speaker 1: get quickly uncomfortable around lots of people. And Hershey Park

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Speaker 1: has you guessed it, a lot of fad a lot

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Speaker 1: of them. Regardless of this, my parents.

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Speaker 2: And they're big people, too big big people, you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, if you're at an American theme park, you're

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Speaker 2: getting so large and charge people over there, rolling around,

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Speaker 2: rolling around, rolling rolling on the river.

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Speaker 1: Regardless of this, my parents never stop talking about the

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Speaker 1: theme park and always try to guilt me about it

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Speaker 1: and to go there. So there was this one time

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Speaker 1: we were there and my parents wanted me to go

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Speaker 1: on a ride, even though I voiced my problems to

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Speaker 1: them several times. So somehow my mom thought, he loves

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Speaker 1: his pet foxhound. Why don't I threaten to put the

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Speaker 1: dog down if he doesn't go on a ride.

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Speaker 2: I see, like, I understand, you know, putting some pressure

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Speaker 2: on people to make them achieve their dreams, yeah, push

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Speaker 2: them out of their comfort zone, but not threatening the dog.

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Speaker 1: Not threatening the dog, and just like no, no, just

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Speaker 1: the absurdity of how unnecessary it is. It's like you

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Speaker 1: want them to go on a roller coaster, which is

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Speaker 1: like so non consequential, and you're gonna do that if

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Speaker 1: they don't do it, like ridiculous, insane. The steaks have

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Speaker 1: elevated infinitely here for no reason, for no reason. So

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Speaker 1: my mom told me this, and I almost immediately begin

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Speaker 1: to tear up this this poor kid. I know, I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to lose my precious, precious dog, but roller

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Speaker 1: coasters scare the living heck out of me. She said,

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Speaker 1: You'll have to go on this one ride called the

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Speaker 1: Lightning Racer.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, not the Lightning Racer.

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Speaker 1: Cohow that ride is a rickety old piece of crap

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Speaker 1: and it's also quite tall. That's the worst when you

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Speaker 1: get the rickety one.

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Speaker 2: That's also your necks like boggling all.

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Speaker 1: Around, just swaying in the wind. Climb up to the top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I see. I really like roller coasters,

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Speaker 2: but not the old rickety ones because like you, you

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Speaker 2: got tossed around.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a lot. Now, this is exactly the

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Speaker 1: kind of one I am terrified of. But I had

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Speaker 1: to go on it.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise I talk would die.

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Speaker 1: As I was told, my dog would be done for.

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Speaker 1: So I did it. My mom said I'd enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I hated it. But at least his dog's life was spared.

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Speaker 1: At least my dog life was spared. It was awful.

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Speaker 1: It gave me a cramp from the next day and

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Speaker 1: a half. Wow, that's that's a lot.

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Speaker 2: That's a long. Yeah, that's a long cramp.

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Speaker 1: And it left me shaking and shuddering for the entire

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Speaker 1: day and grew my hatred for Hershey Park. That much matter.

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Speaker 1: I still have not forgiven my mom for it, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think I over will. Yeah, honestly, it's understandable.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it would it would be different

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Speaker 2: if it was like, dude, he gotta go to prom,

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Speaker 2: you know. I mean it's you still shouldn't say kill

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Speaker 2: your dog, but like let's just say the best case, right,

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Speaker 2: It's like, uh, you know, the OP doesn't want to

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Speaker 2: go to prom. His mom's like, you gotta go to prom,

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Speaker 2: aren't gonna kill your dog? And then OP goes to prom,

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Speaker 2: meets the girl or boy of his or her dreams,

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Speaker 2: and they get married. They live in a cottage after

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Speaker 2: and then like you know, on his mom's deathbed, it's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, if you didn't force me to go to

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Speaker 2: prom by saying you would, you would put down my dog.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have met the love of my life. That's

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Speaker 2: the only way it could be, like a little better,

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Speaker 2: I could say.

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Speaker 1: The only way I could see this being okay is

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Speaker 1: if is if OP just like pulled one out. It's

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Speaker 1: like freeze and like held up some random stranger, and

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Speaker 1: the mom's like, I'll put down the dog if you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, like eliminate the stranger. You know, like that's

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Speaker 1: the only possible scenario. I actually told her about my

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Speaker 1: anger about a Howard and a half later, to which

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Speaker 1: she responded with the fakest non genuine sorry I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: She didn't even take her eyes off the TV, And

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Speaker 1: to this day, my parents wonder why I dislike them

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Speaker 1: and the dang Hershey Park so much.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: Totally understandable, Op, dislike your parents for as long as

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Speaker 1: you'd like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what you should always like and

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