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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And over the long winter break, our inboxes were getting

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Speaker 2: besieged with emails from our listeners and our textboard too,

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Speaker 2: everybody demanding one thing from us.

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Speaker 1: Brooke, you want to tell them what it was?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, us to come back from vacation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they missed.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wanted that. Okay, Okay, can I guess again?

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Speaker 4: I thought you knew.

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Speaker 1: I thought you actually read the emails. Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what I've gone.

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Speaker 3: I just come up, start fresh from day one.

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Speaker 1: Let's go January.

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Speaker 2: The thing all our listeners want is audio first.

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Speaker 1: Need to deny. Check the textboard. Tell me I'm wrong,

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong, I'm check it again.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if anybody here knows this yet, but

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Speaker 2: our marketing budget for the entire show this year is zero.

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Speaker 4: I actually heard that.

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Speaker 1: That's actually more than last year. I mean, I'm serious.

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Speaker 2: They took it all away, and there's no money left

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Speaker 2: radio and all. There's a fifty percent possibility actually all

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Speaker 2: of our paychecks are gonna bounce this week. So understanding

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Speaker 2: that there's no marketing budget at all, all of it

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Speaker 2: is now left in the hands of myself and producer boyd,

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Speaker 2: So I feel very excited to present all of you

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Speaker 2: our inaugural voyage.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready here?

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Speaker 2: It is our pre produced audio first intro in three

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Speaker 2: two one audio.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that was the pre produced intro for it.

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Speaker 2: Don't have a lot of time because we built this

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Speaker 2: segment up so much. But you know how it works.

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Speaker 2: We'll play you some audio giving you zero explanation beforehand.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna tell you what it is after you hear

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Speaker 2: it in audio first, without further ado.

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Speaker 3: Here it is afternoon. I got you sensing the melted

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Speaker 3: deck New York to see it. This is Jennifer.

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Speaker 1: Now Brook.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you recognize that sound because it's not unfamiliar

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Speaker 2: to the Fox household.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like my children when they're hungry before dinner.

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Speaker 2: It's a donkey actually named Donkey, who was a TikTok

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Speaker 2: sensation and his owner recorded him going wild over his

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Speaker 2: brand new rubber chicken squeak.

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Speaker 1: Toy that was sent to him by one of his fans.

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Speaker 1: I would have enjoyed it more if you told me

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Speaker 1: that before the clip, but that's not how it works

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Speaker 1: with a laughing, successful audio.

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Speaker 3: It's so I don't know why they would take our

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Speaker 3: marketing budget.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get into the shock colic question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Which we unfortunately do not have a budget to create

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Speaker 1: a pre produced.

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Speaker 2: Intro for, so we're just gonna send it straight on

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Speaker 2: over to digital.

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Speaker 1: Jake, Go ahead, Jake.

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Speaker 3: Behind the scenes, there's been a little frustration because for

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Speaker 3: the last week Alexis has been doing impersonations, or I mean,

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Speaker 3: I guess we shouldn't say she's doing them. It's more

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Speaker 3: like she's been explaining who famous people are without changing

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Speaker 3: her voice whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes she puts a yall in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So we're gonna do a quick tutorial on

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Speaker 3: how impersonations normally work. Oh like, for a female impersonation, uh,

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Speaker 3: you change your voice, talk a little higher like this.

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Speaker 3: I think that I'm offended. But for a loyal impression,

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Speaker 3: you tend to talk deeper and or masculine like Brooks

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Speaker 3: speaking voice. Does this make sense?

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Speaker 1: It's like Brooks talking through you.

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Speaker 3: So okay, now that we finished our lesson on basic

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Speaker 3: human speech, we're ready for your challenge. My god, what

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Speaker 3: is this? It seems someone here wants to mud wrestle

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Speaker 3: the spotlight away from Alexis brook Fox has rushed the

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Speaker 3: stage like her political idol Kanye West did to Taylor

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Speaker 3: Swift at the VMAs, and she's stolen the microphone and

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Speaker 3: she says, I want this segment to be about me.

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Speaker 1: Right now, terribulleted person.

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Speaker 3: In a shocking turn of events, will be doing a

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Speaker 3: special I'm Better than You addition of dim personations with

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Speaker 3: Brook Brook. Your first impression will be guessed by Alexis.

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Speaker 4: I love the sign.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Brook? She's laughing at the thought of her own impression. Brook.

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Speaker 3: Your impression starts in three two one, go, Hey, what

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Speaker 3: do you want?

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Speaker 4: I'm Scopa, Steve here standy DeVito.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. What I like to do animated movies too.

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Speaker 1: I just had one and and I'm a lizard in

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Speaker 1: that one.

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Speaker 3: I'm really old and I don't know one I'm supposed

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Speaker 3: to do.

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Speaker 1: This is actually an old lizard. But I love to

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Speaker 1: do stand up comedy.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing for Time.

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Speaker 1: Is Up Car.

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Speaker 3: That impersonation was Adam Sandler. It started with like.

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Speaker 2: A really really deep New York accident and then it

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Speaker 2: got kind of like Minnesota.

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Speaker 4: He was Leo the times.

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Speaker 3: We're on the round.

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Speaker 4: Two.

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Speaker 3: Jose, You're gonna be guessing this impression. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: stand up for this, Okay, I think so, yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Your impersonation starts in three two one go ask not it?

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Speaker 4: That's not it.

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Speaker 1: I'm so beautiful and I have big bosoms and I

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Speaker 1: actually speak Spanish fluently. I play a bit though, but

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Speaker 1: I'm very smart.

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Speaker 3: And yes, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a book Fox impression.

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Speaker 3: A Spanish No, that was really sorry, tremendous work, Jose.

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Speaker 3: That impersonation was Sophia Vergara. Jose, you're safe from getting

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Speaker 3: shot works, Jeffery. You're either going to join Alexis and

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Speaker 3: getting shocked or Jose being safe. If you get this right,

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Speaker 3: here's your impersonation from Brook Here we go. You start

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Speaker 3: in three to one go all the.

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Speaker 4: Time on the planet.

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Speaker 2: It's either Macaulay Culkin from home alone or Don Cheedle

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Speaker 2: from a hotel Rwanda.

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Speaker 1: I just want to hear more do take care of

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Speaker 1: the snakes. I don't remember what else he does.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, the time's up. I can't take Don Cheatle from

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Speaker 3: hotel Rwanda. Things. That's very incorrect. That impersonation was Samuel L.

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Speaker 1: Jackson.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Jeffery's getting shocked, Alexa Is getting shocked, cose you're safe.

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Speaker 3: That was dimpersonations with Brooks.

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Speaker 4: Who, Yeah, Brooke was into it a lot.

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Speaker 2: I was screaming for the early morning there, but Alexis

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Speaker 2: and I are going to be getting shocked. And somebody

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Speaker 2: wanted to hear happy by Pharrell because I'm happy. Long

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Speaker 2: if you feel.

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Speaker 3: A roof, because.

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Speaker 1: That's your shot collar. We're going to do your phone

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Speaker 1: tappen just a few

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Speaker 4: Minutes frooking Jeffrey in the morning,