WEBVTT - Are Boots and Shorts An Acceptable Combo? feat. Chi Ossé 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.600 Bet don't don't bat bamp bam bam, bam, bam bam 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:06.560 bam b. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:09.000 Listen. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.559 Music's all around us, Michelle is it? Music's all around us? 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.840 Wow? What are you? Bobby McFerrin, Like, what's the end 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:36.400 goal here? Friends? I think I. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.720 Am probably one of the more punishable people while walking 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:43.000 down the street because I either whistle or sing or 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.640 I snap my fingers. It's too much, right, it is 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.720 a lot. I feel like me and Baron Vaughn should 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.319 never hang out. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.920 Aaron Vo's a hilarious comedian who be bops a lot 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.120 and like, I would love to play you guys one 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.760 of his voice messages because he just sings and he's just. 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.880 Like, Hello, you don't well, it's you. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.560 You don't know what I'm like what We had to 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.800 share a hotel room one time years ago when we 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:08.920 did the college circuit and there was toothpaste. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.880 All over the bathroom mirror. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.600 Because he's definitely be boxing while he's brushing the seat 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:14.840 like Barn. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:16.440 Barn. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.840 But he's got two wonderful kids now, and I'm sure 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.399 he's like the most fun dad to read a book 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.080 at night, because for me, I start editing the book 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:25.679 and these kids know what the book is now. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.480 They're like, no, no, you skipped a page. You can't 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.280 skip a few pages in the book. I got shit 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:31.800 to do, Jordan, I got shit to do. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.280 Okay, okay, you skip pages? 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.360 Yeah? Like what? 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.160 Like what book? Like Curious George? 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:41.600 I mean maybe Ada Aida Scientist, you know, like Doctor Seuss. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:42.640 That's just too long. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.080 Doctor Seus's books definitely came out when there was no 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.840 TV or like women were not working as much as 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.680 they are now, because I was like, Doctor Seuss, you 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.920 gotta wrap us up the cat and the hat. It's like, fuck, 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.280 it's like pages. I every time I get a book, 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.480 they're like, read me a book, my mom, like okay, 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.240 and I love reading them, like two books. 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.200 But then you're like two more and I'm like, who 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:06.559 said it? Well? 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:07.320 You know what I do. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.359 Like with little man, I make him pick up three 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.920 and then there's one extra a Bop book, which is 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:13.960 like a developmental book, so he's going to read that 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:14.400 to me. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.600 So it's like, make them pick three. That might help. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.000 But I understand for two because you got twins. So 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:21.480 it's like they want to pick one, and they pick it. 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:23.240 You know what I'm saying, like, yeah. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.480 And you know, I thought it was gonna be like 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:27.400 Felicia Rashad and Jingle Jangle, like sit by the fire 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:33.040 with me kids. No, they are circling me, circling, They're up, 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.000 they're move I don't like this page. I don't like 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.640 this book. I want to sit like this. I was like, 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.239 when the fuck do we read the book? No, it's okay, 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.560 I'm fine, you guys. I love my kids. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.520 Yeah, you know what I want to do. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:47.560 I want to take them to a water park. But 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.320 I'm just like, how do you clean them tubes? The 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.760 little tubes you go through and shit like are people 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:53.320 peeing in that? 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.360 You mean the one? There's that one in Jersey? Yeah, 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:56.440 the water park in Jersey. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.280 You can stay for the weekend, for the whole weekend 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.560 in a water park which just smells like chlorine. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.600 You don't want to do? That is the dead of winner. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:04.680 I don't know. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:07.200 I yeah, I don't even because I'm just like, what 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:11.160 if they get stuck and I can't do water parks. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.519 I'm too top heavy. I feel like I would topple 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.079 the fuck over. What if you get a wedgie? 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:17.000 Can I ask you a question? 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.480 You're from Jersey? Did you ever go to Action Park 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:20.079 when you were a kid. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:21.320 We didn't have Action Park. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.960 We had Great Adventure, but Great Adventure had like a 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.320 water park too, right, I don't think it had a 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.720 water park. It definitely had a safari. So you can 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.120 drive through this wonderful big field with like an ostrich 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.160 and then like a monkey and then some camels or 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.440 some shit, and then people would like feed the giraffe, 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.640 and I'm like, everything says do not feed the animals, 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.840 and fucking yet somebody's got like a fucking Hogi from 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:47.200 Wah Wah. They're trying to give to the fucking giraffe 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.560 and you're surprised when the monkey goes into the window 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.240 and now it's in the car. You dumb, basic cunt. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:58.920 Leave your seven meat pile high HOGI and your fucking car. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.480 It's like always a thing. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.920 People don't learn untill they burn. But I feel like 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.120 you can also. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:09.840 You have everything, but like a spoon, like I don't 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:10.320 im just. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:14.800 You need a Horrmonica Ahua Monica. Yeah, I know that's 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:19.560 two spoons. Like people don't learn to burn. Now, you 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:19.880 know what. 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.560 There's also natural water parks you could take the children 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.919 to you know, like you could go to the dells 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.720 in like Wisconsin, which are very beautiful if you ever 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.960 want to take a family trip out there. And not 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:31.800 that Texas is the most popular place right now, but 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.160 there's also New Bruns Fills which is beautiful and has 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:37.400 a beautiful, amazing natural water water park. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.599 I just have a question, Yes, is it beautiful. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.039 It is, like I've said, third times a charm. Now 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:45.599 it's a drinking game. It's pretty gorgeous. But why not 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.520 take them to like, Okay, you're familiar with flow Rider, 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.360 why not take them to like one of those beautiful 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.600 natural springs that you guys have there. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:57.960 And then what and then what? I don't know. I 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:58.240 don't know. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.480 Yeah, you want to slide? Huh? You want the river 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.320 that smells like Suntanocean. I feel you. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.720 Yeah, you want to give him your childhood. I want 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.080 to give him the childhood I didn't have. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.279 Like I don't. I don't know how to climb a tree. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:11.479 My parents never let me. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:13.080 You don't how to climate tree? 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:12.960 Oh? 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:13.440 True? 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:17.719 You Ah, that is the nicest, weirdest thing you have 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:18.839 ever offered. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.720 You gotta get to the first branch, the first branch 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:23.200 of low branch. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.680 Get that leg over? Where are we going with this? 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.080 We're talking about trees, but you know what, more importantly, 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.599 it's more or less this. I love Michelle and I 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:31.960 will roll with her till the wheels. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:35.320 Fall off and she come on. Friendship or bust? 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:36.880 Friendship or bust? You know what? 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.080 I feel like our guests, we made a new friend. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.160 You ever met somebody and you're like, this person has 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:46.000 so much promise and they are the future. 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:50.120 Also have Haitian like me? You know, you meet those. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:54.400 People who radiate lights and can fill a room and 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:59.240 also educate without being condescending. It's my most favorite, but 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:03.400 then also very fun and wild. Oh what can't they do? 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.040 I'm very excited for you guys, and I wish y'all 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.440 could have been there because it was cute. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:16.600 What can I say? What's that? Program? Makes some motherfucking noise? 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:19.760 What are you? 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:26.080 Why are you so cute? We got a mohawk and 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:29.480 some pizza and white girls with curly hair. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:35.000 This is great. I can't believe I'm someone's mom. This 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:35.920 is so stupid. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.640 You look great. I love your outfit. Who loves her outfit? 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:39.080 Tonight? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:44.480 Come on, come on. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:44.960 I'm winning. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:49.960 Holy I know. I love Lizzie so much every fucking day. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.560 Oh my god, fucking. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:56.400 Don Will on the ones and twos, Thank you, thank you. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.360 I mean, how do you keep up with all the 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:03.000 latest music on? It's a job, It's your job, the job. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.359 Who are you feeling now, there's so many albums that 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:06.040 dropped this year. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:09.640 Who are you feeling so dropping? Yes, I mean I'm 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:11.640 still I'm still on Renaissance. I can't even refront. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:17.120 Yeah, the energy, the church girl. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.160 I remember we did the show last week and I 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:23.440 asked Jordan what he thought about Renaissance and he goes 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.320 the era, the. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.640 Era that we're living in, the Renaissance era. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:31.440 Beyond my dad. 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.640 I didn't know what the album was called. I was like, oh, 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.800 it's the new Beyonce album. Okay, cool. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.280 It was like, while you're unpacking the dishwasher and helping 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.440 the kids with their homework, please. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.000 Put on Spotify. I have it. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.120 Won't break my soul. I'm really excited. I like it. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.440 I like the album, especially the church going. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.000 That was really good, Like, yeah, I think that was 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.960 written for one of her cousins that got shown from 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:55.520 her church. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.560 Yeah, it was very like it was very like the 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.680 color purple. You know what I mean? God was trying 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:07.040 to tell her something and you're saying this is I'm 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.440 always like, who the fuck are you? 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:13.440 Make some noise if you've seen the color purple, Okay, 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.000 make some noise if you haven't. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.320 Racist No, I don't. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:27.480 Know basic anyway, Oh my god, what a fucking day. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.840 I cannot but this fucking day. How the fuck are you? 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.480 I'm doing good, I feel great. I raced a teenager 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:34.680 on on the track today. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:35.240 Uh. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:36.400 Who was like? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.240 This little ship had teenager. I was doing my intervals 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.120 and uh and then. 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:43.960 This pall, wait a minute, it is human as fuck 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:45.520 you outside doing cardios. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:49.640 I know why, well, because I'm forty four and I'm 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.199 just I wanna I just want to I want to live. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:57.240 And uh, I'm like, it's just read. I bet I'm 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:57.840 bad at it. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.920 But I always feel bad for those people in CrossFit, 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.559 like they look like they're being chased around a fucking 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:03.400 block in the rain. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.840 I'm like, go home, and cat cow, why are you here? 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:11.240 I admittedly I do have horrible runners for him. It 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.000 looks like I've just escaped from a kill room and 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:20.560 one of those people Like people are like, are you okay, 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.640 you know, like I look terrible when I break out, 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.240 but yeah, this kid was like I don't know. He 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.360 was like doing soccer practice or soccer tryouts, and then 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:31.199 he like sized me. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.959 Up and he's like, you want to go full up? 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.720 And I was like, yeah, let's do this. Yeah. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.760 No one has ever looked at these titties and said 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:41.240 do you want to go full up? 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.280 Is that what men do at the gym? And such? 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.720 I think, have you ever been challenged? 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:46.240 I haven't. 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.240 No one challenges me, but I think that happens. He chow, 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.720 he chouts men. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:54.120 And you accepted the challenge. Of course. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.040 Of course I accepted, and it's it's because I'm a fool, 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.000 and uh I was. I think I almost died of 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.440 a major cornary. That kid he had birdbones. He was 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:08.559 very he was built for speed, but he didn't know 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.880 that I I am very competitive. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.559 So I found the strength inside me. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.679 I was like my ms, I like called almost no, 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.320 and then just was like hineing it. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:24.560 And that's blacked up about you, because it's equal parts 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.120 sad and inspirational. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.040 Thank you, thank you, Mike. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.839 Why would you do that to y'osea? Are you okay? 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:34.360 Your ankles. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.600 Okay, I feel good. I feel sound as a pound. 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.040 I'm these are my final moments. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.600 So I feel I did I did good. I did 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:43.319 really good. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.880 I think I stayed probably like I don't know, maybe 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.560 like ten meters ahead of him the whole time. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.959 You know, I don't know math like that ten. 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.000 Meters is like thirty feet like at the end, because 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:59.400 he didn't have endurance, motherfuckers, and it's about who slows 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.640 down the least. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.640 Congratulations. Why, okay, that's. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.000 Nice, my wife? Oh yeah, my wife. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.600 I feel like, much like in work, much like in life, 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:13.400 much like exercising, I'm not I'm only in competition with myself. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.839 I'm not going to compare myself to others I was. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.319 I'm not going to try to keep. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:18.040 Up, even if. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.600 I'm on the peloton, peloton whatever, I'm like peloton. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.079 Yes, this is what she's doing today, you know what 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:24.439 I mean? 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.880 Like I was in competition with myself until I was 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.640 so rudely interrupted he slapped me across the face with 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.240 his silken glove, and I mean, come on, our rep 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:33.680 was on the fucking line, like this. 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:37.640 Is an episode of Bridgeton. I'm not even but when 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:39.600 do we get finger fucked in the castle. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:43.280 I don't even understand what we're even talking about anymore, 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.600 not even a little bit. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.160 Those four Hamilton kids will learn their lesson from now on, 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.120 you know what I'm saying. They'll know that's right when 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.000 Jordan Carlos comes to town. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.600 Anyways, I'm sorry I asked you how you were doing? 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:58.280 Uh? 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:59.880 How is? What did you do today? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.280 My day was fucking wild, like taking kids to daycare. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.280 It just feels like I'm an episode of like Supermarket Sweep, 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.280 but there's no Leslie Jones and like a fucking blazer. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.079 I'm just like sneakers, socks. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.560 Like I understand why people just be high all day, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.719 you know what I mean? Because I want to be 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.800 that mom. It's just like, you got your shit cool, 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.320 let's go, and they just follow me, but they don't. 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.800 Like I look at those videos of like the Mama 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.040 bear trying to cross the street with the baby bears, 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.480 and that's me. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.760 I'm like, come on, no. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.200 Not you too, And it's like no one listens to 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.280 me and no one takes me seriously. I think it's 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:39.160 my voice, the freckles, my spirit. It's fun. I understand that. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.360 I'm like the fun parent. But I'm like, you gotta 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.040 listen to me, you know what I mean, Because then 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.320 I just start to cry. I'm not sad, I'm happy. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.960 I'm frustrated, you know what I mean. Oh yeah, But 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.440 then I turn on a little billy porter on the 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.679 way to daycare and it feels like I'm teaching my 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:58.040 kids how to vogue. It's fun. You gotta teach him 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:01.600 like the real shit. But before where I left, my 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.559 son had a blowout, and I. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:04.600 Know, I don't know if you know how to blow 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:05.880 it up temper Like. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.719 No, it's it's not his temper. It's not when he 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:13.800 straightens his hair. It's when he shits so badly it 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:17.200 comes piping out of the fucking diaper up into his 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.800 neck like just and that. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.920 Guy held his heart. Look at that. He just went 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.880 like this, that's right. I'm brave, heart bitch. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.120 And like, you know, look at this jumper, look at 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:28.959 these eyebrows. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.520 I don't have time for a blowout. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.600 There's just so many people that are like young and 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.520 childless here They're like, this is this is what I 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:36.280 have to look forward. 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.400 You gout, you have no fuck. Thank god. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.080 I age well because I have two dogs, two kids. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.199 It's a lot make some noise. If you even have 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:47.960 like a fucking plant, do you have do you have 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:53.679 a pet? Okay, do you have a pet over thirty pounds? 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.440 Do you have a pet over forty pounds? Do you 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:58.800 have a pet over fifty pounds? 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.520 Who has these fucking mastives? 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:03.679 Now? 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:04.920 What's going on around here? 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.960 Because I have a lab mastiff ninety pounds, she's my 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:13.600 goal weight. This shits are Have you ever seen pictures 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.600 of like dead people from Pompeii? That's what her shits 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:17.520 look like. 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.280 That's awful. 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.240 Like my backyard is like the floor is love, but 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:25.960 it is not. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:28.360 This is Whitney. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.960 It's not Whitney Houston is Lola Fulana. Here's the deal. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:33.720 This is really fucking gross. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.400 When people ask me if they should adopt a dog, 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.040 I'm like, can you love something more than you love yourself? 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:39.200 And they're like yes. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.000 I'm like, can you take care of something before you 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.040 take care of yourself? They're like, what you mean? And 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:49.800 then I like to tell them this story. Whitney Houston. Okay, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:50.960 that's the floor, it's not my butt. 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:58.800 I was wondering what right I was wondering did I just. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:02.520 Fart and not know it is that something that happens 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.840 with age in primary color jumpsuits. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.760 It is the floor. I thought I was queenfit all 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.440 over this story. It's the floor. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.800 I was like, how much air do I have in 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.880 my crotch that I don't even know is coming out? 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.360 Turns out, turns out it's just the floor. Boy, you 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:21.960 found the one squeaky floorboard right there. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:28.000 You're good? Always fine? You okay? Okay? Because your glasses 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:33.240 are fugging up. I want to check in, are you okay? Okay? Great? 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:39.360 So I don't know how, but Whitney Houston found a 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:45.560 poop diaper and ate it and I was like, I 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.360 hope you're okay. I don't have time to go to 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.840 the vet at all. And then my husband and I 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.120 woke up the next morning and it was like, have 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:01.480 you ever seen Santa Clarita diet? Do you remember when 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.960 she turned into the zombie and she was just vomiting 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:07.840 all over the house And you're just like, Drew Barrymore, 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:12.240 that's not real. Well, it's real when your dog eats 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.640 a poop dip book and this is disgusting. Hold on 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.480 to your fucking emotional seats, your basic bitches. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.040 Her Vomit smelled like shit. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.200 I wasn't prepared to tell the story, but I didn't 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.000 realize I have to share. Look they're doing home alone. Face, 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:34.240 they're just holding their faces. They don't know that guy's 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.600 still holding his hard. We'll check on you in two minutes, 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:40.040 check his harm. It was fucking yuck. And I've seen 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:44.560 my husband cry three times. I didn't known him for 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:49.000 fourteen years. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.600 Three times and fourteen years. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:57.240 This motherfucker was sobbing, sobbing, got down on his knees 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.320 like a lifetime moving. 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.680 I was like, am I Judith? Light? 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:00.920 Like? 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.960 I didn't even know what was happening. And then I 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.200 just looked at him and I was like, we shall overcome. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.359 I didn't even know what to do. I had to 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:09.720 be strong for the both of us. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:14.160 He's the strong and it was instant it everywhere we went. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.679 It was like a fucking horror movie. I was like, 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.040 is it gonna be in this room? 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.879 And it was it? 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.720 How long was the cleaning process? 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:26.840 Like? 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:28.560 How long did it take you to get all of it? 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.520 I had to leave because emotionally I couldn't do it anymore. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.520 I love that, so I just was like call people 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:36.600 like call people to. 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.800 Come in and do it. We can't. He's like, who 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:39.359 do I call it? 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:41.560 Like, you'll figure it out. And I had to leave. 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:44.480 I had to be good for the both of us. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:45.679 I had to put my offer. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:52.080 Yeah the door slowly no, no, I ran out like 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:53.760 again supermarket sweeps. 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.200 I was like bye and just left. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:57.919 I was like I couldn't do it because you know, 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:00.520 once we were taking the fucking pillows off, like the 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:02.880 couch and just kind of figure and then we threw 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:03.920 away two rugs. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:05.120 I was like, I. 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.080 Can't do this anything I used to do. I was like, 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:11.399 I'm cute. I went to college. Do you know I 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.280 started doing this. I was like, I went to college. 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.160 I know who my dad is. I worgasmed the first 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.520 time I had sex. I started like doing all these 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:20.280 I was like, be happy about something, you know what 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:20.600 I mean? 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.600 Did you ever consider like putting the dog in the 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:27.160 backyard or anything like that, Like it was during the night. 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:28.880 I know, but you know what, back in the day, 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:29.840 black people used to do that. 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:33.960 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.000 We used to put our dogs in the backyard. 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.880 No, that's terrible. I would never leave her outside all night. 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:43.080 Okay, things change. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:45.480 What a dick. 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:51.480 No, I would never I'm just saying it stops. 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.160 Sniping your wine after you say that. 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:58.119 I had a similar thing happened when I was a 0:18:58.160 --> 0:18:59.359 kid and my parents did this to me in a 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:00.399 second grade. 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.240 We had the dog inside. My dad hated that the 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:04.359 dog was inside. My dad was raised with dogs on 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:05.040 the outside. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:05.840 And then we were in. 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:09.360 This sediti like cul de sac, like we came up 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:11.960 from civil rights and now we've got a nice house 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:13.119 in a white neighborhood. 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.200 And then the kid's voices, are you in Hamilton? What 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:19.520 the fuck was that? It's a it's a civil rights leader, 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:19.840 all right. 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:24.000 So so anyway, we have the dog and the kids, 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.439 you know, we want the dog inside, and then the 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:30.320 dogs shits inside, and then it shits everywhere in this 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:32.680 little shower and my dad in the second grade, my 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:34.919 dad was like, either you clean it all up or 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:36.720 the dog never lives in the house again. 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:39.400 And I couldn't do it. 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:45.440 You were responsible for that dog's. 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:46.320 Life, yeah, I know. 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:48.320 And I was just like, I am so sorry, Bud, 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.919 but you're going outside it and it lived outside for 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:53.040 the rest of its days. 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:55.920 Now, oh my god. 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.399 You were like that white racist dude in the colored 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:02.560 purple that kicked Sophie in the face. 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:07.480 With her kids. Yes, yes you are. 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:12.639 You're responsible for the mist therapist. Network therapist told me, I. 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:15.880 Am not that. 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:18.800 I am not what my father you know what, I 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:22.680 am not my father. So I'm kind and i am 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:26.440 I'm absolved. This lady's nodding her head like, yes, yes, 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:30.119 she gets it. Yeah, So what I did was course correct. 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:32.280 And now my dog is to sleep in our house 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:34.479 and you know he's he's well taken care. 0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:37.159 The whole point of this is that I'm a good person. 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:41.800 The whole point of this is that you are not 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.760 your father. And then also whenever someone's just like a 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:46.840 busy person, it's just like should I adopt a dog? 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.800 I tell him that story? Do you know what I mean? 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.280 Like if we actually thought about shit before we did it, 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.520 then maybe we wouldn't do it. It's the point of that, 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:57.359 because you know, I knew a chick in La and 0:20:57.400 --> 0:20:59.600 she would adopt a dog like every time she had 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:00.720 a breakup or a bad date. 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:02.440 Shou what I mean? 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:05.000 But like she had no personality, Like she had to 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.919 tell everybody she was allergic to milk, I'm like nobody, 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:14.399 that's not a conversation. Start like, stop, you sound like 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:15.360 you've fart a lot. 0:21:15.600 --> 0:21:18.600 Just say something else true. 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:22.360 Here's the question, though, if we tell everybody about these 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:24.639 certain things in life, like we tell them the. 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:29.040 Raw truth, will they actually do it? Namely marriage? 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:29.600 Kids? 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:30.040 You know? 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:32.560 But I think a lot of people write like you 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:35.040 have to be in those shoes, right if they hear 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.520 all the things like the good and the bad, the 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:39.760 pros and call that shit and then they still go 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:43.680 with it, at least they'll be prepared with open eyes, yes, 0:21:44.080 --> 0:21:50.120 and open hearts and open legs. Yeah, I love it. 0:21:50.160 --> 0:21:53.439 We need a higher Letting's gonna be louder, thank you 0:21:54.080 --> 0:21:59.359 with open legs. There was a second to lay with 0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:04.320 open legs. Anyways, let's get on with the show. We 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:06.160 got a great show for you all. This is very 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:09.400 fucking exciting. You guys are cute as fun. I'm excited 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:13.159 to be here. I got a babysit I never met before. 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:14.920 I just left my children with some bitch. 0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:15.560 I don't know her. 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:19.439 She had on bike shorts, a crop top and a 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:20.040 camel toe. 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:21.399 Us that call me if you name me. 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:25.520 You just threw some hot pockets at them and just dipped. 0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:28.400 What'd you do like that? Anyways? Tell us who we're 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:29.640 gonna fucking be talking. 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:32.480 To, Jordan, don't judge for my journey. 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:36.560 Our first guest today is actually a city council member 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:42.240 for Crown Heights. Okay, represent the youngest city council member 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:43.840 I think ever elected. 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.400 Please give a huge round of applause to Geo, say. 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:51.640 The gun. 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:13.440 Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, welcome, welcome. Okay, the thirty six district? 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:19.080 Are we doing Brooklyn? Yes, thirty six district? 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:22.520 Correct, Yes, it's Bedsteging, Crown Heights. Yell if you live 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:26.760 in Bedsti or Crown Heights. We got some gentrifiers in 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:30.200 the house. What you gonna do about it? 0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:32.040 Cheese? I love all my constituents. 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:35.879 You are so cute. 0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:38.719 Your mouth wide open right now? Are you okay? 0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:40.440 Why who's whose mouth is wide open? 0:23:40.600 --> 0:23:41.200 Someone right here? 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:42.600 Can you not believe it's your? 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:42.760 What? 0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:43.880 Your city council member? 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:45.560 Yeah? 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:47.760 Did you need any black? She was my prom date? 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:53.440 Yeah? Surprising, right? You hear the sound of my in 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:58.080 the Dawson's Creek is going on. Give me a fucking minute. 0:23:58.200 --> 0:23:59.679 It hasn't been a minute. 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:05.000 Okay, we're gonna start asking about receiving ship. Well, you 0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:07.400 didn't pay for the Kentucky Fried Chicken at the problem? 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:08.600 What is the problem. 0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:10.159 Here's the thing. 0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:13.560 Yeah, here's what's even crazier. We have Danny Black right here. 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:15.359 Oh my god, I'm kidding. 0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.120 I'm kidding. Okay, go ahead, Oh. 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:18.679 My god, Okay. 0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:22.800 Steve Harvey, what made you decide to run? 0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:26.520 Yeah, that's a great, great question. I still ask myself 0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:27.480 that every single day. 0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:28.600 Thank you. Yeah. 0:24:28.600 --> 0:24:31.639 I never thought I would run for office before. I 0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:35.480 used to be a party promoter before the panny. 0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:36.840 I know that, I know. 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.680 And when the pandemic hit, it turned the entire industry 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:43.879 and world on its head. And it wasn't until the 0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.600 murder of George Floyd where you know, I left my 0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:50.040 quarantine and felt like I needed to do something anything, 0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:52.840 And you know, in the days that I was going out, 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:56.359 you know, the way that the NYPD reacted to folks 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.560 that were non violently protesting against that violence made me 0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.120 want to go more and do something even bigger than 0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:07.240 what I was doing besides protesting. And there was a conversation, yeah, 0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:11.000 and there was a conversation about divesting or defunding the 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:14.920 police and the people that were responsible for the lack 0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:18.199 of defunding our police war our city council. So I 0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.640 said fuck it and threw my bid in to run 0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:24.160 for city council against a forty year democratic establishment and 0:25:24.200 --> 0:25:26.160 one at the tender age of nineteen. 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:27.080 No, I'm kidding. 0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:32.440 Wait, you're nineteen, I'm twenty four, I'm twenty four, twenty three, 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:35.080 I'm kidding. 0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:39.400 Nineteen from the waist down. That's gross. I'm so sorry. 0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:42.400 As it came out, it felt like vomit and shit. 0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:48.359 So listen, do you ever feel like you were in 0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:51.080 over your head? You are overwhelmed, there's something you don't know. 0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.320 How do you ask about things you don't know about 0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:55.680 and people take you seriously? 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:57.200 That's a lot of questions. Go ahead. 0:25:57.359 --> 0:25:57.560 Yeah. 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:01.239 I think something that I realized within this job, and 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:04.359 especially now that i'm a council member now and work 0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:07.119 with other council members that are decades older than me, 0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:10.000 is that no one really knows what they're doing and 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.600 we're all kind of learning on the spot, and maybe 0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:15.399 that's why things are the way that they are. But 0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:18.520 I will say that I'm a quick learner. I'm able 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:20.080 to learn on my feet. And I think the most 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:23.560 important quality that an elected official needs to have, and 0:26:23.600 --> 0:26:26.199 so many of them do not have, is someone that 0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.800 gives a shit, you know, and cares about their community 0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:32.040 and cares about the work that they do. And frankly, 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.360 most of our elected officials care about you know, corporations 0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:37.159 and folks that are putting money in their pockets and 0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:38.360 the people that they represent. 0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:43.040 That the truth. So, okay, I. 0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:50.200 Love so tell us what's what's something you like wish 0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:53.800 people knew about their city council member? Like what they did, 0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:56.199 what you know, what their powers are, what you know, 0:26:56.680 --> 0:27:02.280 not like you're a warlock, but us just what exactly you. 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:03.920 Do and what can you do for them? 0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:04.200 Sure? 0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:07.280 Yeah, So the City Council is responsible for four major 0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:10.360 things in our city. They vote on our over one 0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:14.520 hundred billion dollar budget, which goes to our NYPD, our schools, 0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:18.080 our infrastructure, our healthcare. We're the legislative body of New 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.600 York City. We delegate land use that happens in New York. 0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:23.600 So when you see these high rises go up and 0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:26.920 you see rampant gentrification happen, sometimes that's because of our 0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:30.680 City Council. And finally, we are there for constituent services, 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:32.720 so you know, we answer the needs of our people. 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:35.800 But the reason you should care about the city council 0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:38.800 and your elected officials is because I believe that local 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.720 government can go a lot further in terms of making 0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:44.000 change in our life than the federal government. 0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:44.560 You know, the. 0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.520 Clap it up, And we should care about the people 0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:50.920 that we're electing on the local level because it affects 0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.119 our day to day lives right here in New York City. 0:27:53.680 --> 0:27:58.800 Oh oh man, and and oh please go ahead, please no. 0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:02.840 I was going to say, it feels like you're doing 0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:12.959 God's work. And in today's climate where people can they 0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:17.959 can bully you online and in person, what has it 0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:21.359 been like for you because you have to have, you know, 0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:26.399 such thick skin. Do you read the comments? Does anyone 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.520 try to undermine you? If so, how do you how 0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:31.800 do you deal with that? Because so many of us 0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:33.680 want more than what we have, and we just don't 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:35.600 know how to ask for it because then we're going 0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:37.480 to be seen as difficult. And even when we put 0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:40.520 ourselves out there and become vulnerable, then like we're being 0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:42.160 vulnerable to everybody's opinion. 0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:45.200 So how do you deal with that? Yeah. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:47.680 I mean, I think the hardest part I'll say about 0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:50.800 this entire experience is being the first Gen Z elected 0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.360 official of New York City. The biggest hurdle that I've 0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:56.600 had to go over is not getting my be real 0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:59.640 on time during a press conference. But thank you to 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.600 the young people that laugh. But besides that, I was like, sure, 0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.719 I know what that means. But besides that, you know, 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.680 at first, it was it was very hard to not, 0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:11.600 you know, take the comments that I was getting to hard. 0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:14.320 And still sometimes there's some that come in and I'm like, ouch, 0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:16.840 But some of these trolls are funny, Like my right 0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:19.200 wing trolls will like take a picture of me and 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:22.000 do like a poorly photoshopped image of me looking like 0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:27.360 a clown, and it's really fucking funny sometimes. But walking 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.240 is a really great tool sometimes too. But I take 0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:32.640 so much confidence in the work that I do, and 0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:35.440 especially the work that I do within my community and 0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:38.360 for those that are marginalized, whether they're you know, black, 0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.240 trans queer. I feel so lucky to be in this 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:44.280 place to uplift them and use my power. So uh, 0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:47.520 when I see those comments, it's it's it doesn't really 0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.400 hurt me because I'm helping other people that are not 0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:53.080 looking at those comments or even have social media in 0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:54.200 one way, shape or form. 0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:55.440 Let me ask you, ques, I. 0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.360 Want to clap every time you say something I know. 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:01.480 I want to clap every time you see it's it's info. 0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:07.840 I want to ask this, so like it's a Pinterest page. 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:12.280 I I wonder, I wonder this like when you when 0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:14.959 you were young, were you like like making speeches to like, 0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:17.880 you know whatever you're to boys and and things like that. 0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:18.840 What you know? 0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:21.560 Tell me were you were your student council president? Were 0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:24.320 you like what what were you doing in your young 0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:24.720 young youth? 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:28.040 Actually, Danny Black will tell you I ran for like 0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:30.640 class president three times in high school and lost every 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:39.280 single time. So this is my this is my redemption arc. Yes, no, 0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.760 but I was the kid in the playground that like 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:45.239 created the other games, not like the traditional graames like 0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:47.880 it in Target, but like the games like cracking, which 0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:49.360 none of you have probably heard of. 0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:51.160 What is what is that? I'm in. 0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:58.880 Courtyard cracking A loser? Got a tattoo with a no. 0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:04.920 I I like telling people what to do, and I 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:07.240 didn't like listening to authority too, So I think that 0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:09.440 brought me to this point that I'm at today. 0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.440 What do you think of coalitions though? Do you make 0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:18.000 do you try to make coalitions within uh, within the 0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:22.160 city council? Absolutely, that was good. 0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:26.800 Uh you did good, Jordan, Thank you. 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:30.720 No, absolutely, I think we we need coalitions to win, uh, 0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:35.120 you know, the values and the rights that we all deserve. However, 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:37.720 you know, sometimes it's hard to form a coalition with 0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:39.920 with people that you know, go back on their words. 0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:52.080 Just last summer, but just just to give you some 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:55.080 insight into what a city council just recently did. 0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:58.680 But this past June, the council passed a budget that 0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:04.320 defunded our nearly five hundred million dollars. And yeah, and 0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:07.480 I was unfortunately one of six council members to vote 0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:09.560 no on that budget, but there were others that said 0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.680 that they were going to do the same thing. So, yes, 0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:15.280 coalition is so important, but uh, you really have to 0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:19.360 invest in and uplift those that really are there to 0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:22.080 fight in the trenches with you. And I'm here for 0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:25.920 the long run. But coalestions are important. It's just a 0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:27.960 lot harder and easier said than done. 0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:30.520 Of course, of course, so how do you let your 0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:33.560 hand down. What do you do for fun? Are you? 0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:36.200 And are you like the Prime Minister of Finland. 0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:41.080 I maybe I had to delete my grinder, which is like, 0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:43.880 I guess changed up my dating life a little bit. 0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:51.200 Never though, what I don't know, Like I think every 0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:53.600 single Rayah account that I get to, it's like someone 0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:57.320 playing like cold Heart by Dua Lipa as their song, 0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:00.480 so it's like, not really my type of pea. It's 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:01.960 a good song, though, I was. 0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:06.080 Like, it's a bob, it's my warm up cold cold Hu. Yes, 0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:08.200 I love Elton, but. 0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:12.600 You know I go out. I still like to party obviously. Yeah, 0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.600 you know I'm a little more low key at the 0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.320 at the event, but I always smile and give a 0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:20.320 hug to a constituent if they see me. 0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:29.400 Yeah, is that what we call them? Now? Watch scancel. 0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:34.480 You're definitely one of the best looking districts. It's like 0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.280 got the youngest. We're gonna say, I'm one of the 0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:41.120 best looking counsels. You are, I gotta look at you. 0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:47.400 Come on, give it up. They know who they're sending. Yes, 0:33:47.480 --> 0:33:50.800 Betsy is beautiful. Crown Heights is beautiful. I grew up 0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:52.920 in in Crown Heights and you know. I'm just so 0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:57.200 lucky to have the honor to represent such a historic black. 0:33:57.240 --> 0:33:58.920 Mecca, New York City. 0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:04.960 Oh my god, I yeah, you're that, you're doing well. 0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:10.319 I'm just Italian. Stop. I love that we both have 0:34:10.400 --> 0:34:11.720 Haitian dads. That's fine. 0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:14.279 We do have Haitian dads. Mine isn't alive anymore, so 0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:15.560 you have a Haitian dad. 0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:18.200 I know. 0:34:18.280 --> 0:34:19.600 I'm sorry, but he's still Haitian. 0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:23.200 I like your darkness too. I love that from the 0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:26.160 city Council. It's like, we can be this, but we 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:32.600 can be dark as well. I've been told I have 0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:34.680 a super villain laugh, which is not a good. 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:38.359 Unless you're into that. We all have our kings. I'm 0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:39.560 not judging out loud. 0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.920 Listen. I love Haitian dads. 0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:47.040 They feel like like the last true Renaissance man. 0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:47.920 Well, like. 0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:54.600 I told you, I listened to the album. 0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:57.000 Because if I feel like they can do everything and 0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:01.520 I don't know what You're dead taught you. But my 0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:06.520 dad was like, no, everything you know because and go everywhere, 0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.000 because you know, you're not just half Haitian. 0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:11.040 You're a citizen of the world. 0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.360 When I was growing up, at first he would like, 0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:16.080 fuck with me, and be like, you'd be beautiful if 0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:20.759 you lost twenty pounds, and I was like, beautiful, no 0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:21.120 matter what. 0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:21.920 There you go. 0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:23.880 And then he goes, there, that's my girl, and I 0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:27.959 was like, you couldn't have said it another way. 0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:31.800 It was tough. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.400 Yes, it was tough love, but it was like enough 0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:36.520 love where I was just like, Okay, I'm prepared. 0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:37.160 I think. 0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:40.839 I think Haitian dads like to test their their children, right. 0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:43.640 I think it's embedded in the history and the culture 0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:47.200 of voodoo, right, magic and trace, So I think. 0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:58.080 Right, I don't know, maybe we will say dad twenty 0:35:58.120 --> 0:35:58.799 three and met up. 0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:03.680 There's actually this app in Iceland because like you, it's 0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:07.560 so inbred up there that you can bump your phones 0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:09.840 your phones if you download this app and see if 0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:10.680 you are related. 0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:15.319 It's true. It's good for people form Mississippi. The probability 0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:20.680 is high in Iceland. My family's from Mississippi. Don't act 0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:22.000 like y'all love Mississippi. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:25.520 Noay, have you done twenty three? And me yes. 0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:28.439 I think it's ridiculous that white people took black people 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.840 from Africa and they were like, here, give us twenty 0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:32.640 seven dollars and ninety nine cents and we'll tell you 0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:33.279 where you're from. 0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:35.200 That's true. 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:36.719 I like that. That's a bit. 0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:38.799 Look at I love that very thing. 0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:41.600 I did it and my twenty three and meter was 0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:42.160 real crazy. 0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:44.239 It was just like all ports. I'm like, okay, that 0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:47.440 was a port. That's a port Cicily. Okay, who got 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:51.120 dropped off? I picked up like it was sadisfuck, but 0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:53.480 I was like, okay, we got freckles. Listen, we got 0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:55.240 some questions from the audience about adulting. 0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:57.520 We're about to answer. Let me ready, let's ask you. 0:36:58.239 --> 0:37:03.440 Oh my god, no one goes why are we still single? Bitch? 0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:07.200 If you ask in when, what do you meet? Who 0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:12.440 asked that question? Raise your hand, ma'am. 0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:17.080 Oh listen, I think I think you're great. I don't 0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:18.840 know why. I don't know why. 0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:21.520 You're still single. We we don't. We don't know much about. 0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:23.839 You at all. 0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:27.520 I will say this, take a trip and meet someone. Yeah, 0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:31.680 going to Canada. Start small, you know, yeah? Yeah, go 0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:35.320 to Montreal. Good, good to put back here another language, 0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:37.520 have a different handbooker. 0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:38.880 Go to Vancouver, go to Toronto. 0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:40.920 You have to run ship by your friends before you 0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:45.080 make a decision. You can make your own decisions by yourself. Okay, 0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:47.000 don't think about it. What's one place you always want 0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:47.239 to go? 0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:49.640 I said, we. 0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:57.719 Know that the answer was in her eyes. I will 0:37:57.760 --> 0:37:59.680 say that everywhere you go there you are. 0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:02.640 Yeah, we all. 0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:04.800 Know that one. But I feel like there's a place 0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.720 for you and a person. 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:09.200 It's not terrible advice. 0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:12.480 I honestly think there's a little town and I just 0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:15.440 went there in Mexico called San Poncho, which is really beautiful. 0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:18.759 Thank you. And if you can't find love there, you 0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:23.000 can't find love. All right. Pick a question, just this question. 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:25.880 My mom complained of a lackluster sex life with my 0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:31.560 dad exclamation point parenthetical. So I'm thinking of buying her 0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:37.640 a vibrator. What kind do you recommend? 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:41.960 Oh, you know why. 0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.480 I don't know how your mom is built, but I 0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:49.480 will say, give her something with options, but start small. 0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:52.640 Maybe do something a little bit more fleshy. If she's 0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:56.280 she's straight, right, give her some a little more fleshy. Actually, 0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:57.919 just give us something that just goes on the clip. 0:38:58.040 --> 0:38:59.320 She just needs a little orgasm. 0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:00.160 Maybe she is. 0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.640 Any penetration like a little rabbit, right, yeah, give a 0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:04.799 little set and give her some of this, and give 0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:06.280 her some wipes with it too. 0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:06.759 You know what I mean? 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:11.160 And maybe dad and mom can go to Babes and 0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:14.120 toilet together and purchase said. 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.600 Or you take her. Make it a fucking day. 0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:17.839 Out, make it real weird? 0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:21.000 Can I tell you, my ma? 0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.279 You know, when you look at someone, you could tell 0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:24.920 they haven't had an orgasm. And I'm just like, I'm 0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.359 so sorry for you, Like I just try to hug 0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:31.440 them like you're you're still here, you know what I mean? Like, go, 0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:32.919 it's like a deep hole. 0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:34.400 Why are you looking at me? 0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:38.239 I I'm fine, I have plenty. 0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:39.880 I always climb it. 0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:46.319 Okay, we have I have one. How often should you 0:39:46.360 --> 0:39:48.680 clean your bathroom? 0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:49.280 Yuck? 0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:56.960 More a lot more than you are right now. It's like, 0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:59.920 don't wait till the mold and mildews starts playing like 0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:01.600 hello through the cracks. 0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:05.000 Just be on top of it, as they do a 0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.239 deep clean once a week and a gentle wipe down 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:07.839 every day. 0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:09.080 Yeah. Interesting. 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:12.120 Also, I when I used to be an editor, I 0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:15.600 did this. I edited this story about bacteria in New York. 0:40:17.280 --> 0:40:20.400 It's a lot. It's a lot on all the railings 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:23.360 and all the doe knobs, and don't white, don't do 0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:26.600 this to your eye after you told home. And you 0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:29.560 have to also get the knobs on your toilet and 0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:31.760 also in your bathroom. And also don't keep your toothbrush 0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:34.800 next to your toilet because the fecal matter spreads. 0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:38.239 Don't don't keep it next to it. Okay, Yeah, and 0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:42.080 keep for sis man peace sitting down pro tip peace 0:40:42.080 --> 0:40:44.440 sitting down. Yeah, yeah, you should pee sitting down. I 0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:44.960 already do. 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:47.040 Okay, so I'm on it. 0:40:47.120 --> 0:40:47.640 I'm on it. 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.799 Twenty twenty two. 0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.520 How much should I spin on a bottle of wine 0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:52.400 as a gift? 0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:56.279 Twenty five thirty five, twenty five. 0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:59.279 If it's a pino noir, make sure it's been aged 0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:01.160 at least four years. That's how you get a good body. 0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:04.160 Those grapes need four years twenty five. And if it's 0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.880 a wine, make sure a white wine. Make sure you 0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.440 know if they like dry or sweet, because that's disgusting 0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:12.160 if you like, if you don't like what they give you. 0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:15.640 This sounds so fancy. I am definitely from the phronsie camp. 0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:19.680 But my wife wanted to go to wine country. 0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:22.120 I was like, hell, that box wine country, let's do it. 0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:25.200 Also, like people. 0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:29.560 Google wines and shit to see how much it cost Oh, pick. 0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:32.160 Another one, yeah, and then put that one back in there. 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.200 Thank you. I like this. What's the question? 0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:39.560 How do you figure out which rules you actually have 0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:40.160 to follow? 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:46.600 That's interesting because I feel like I was trying to 0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:50.160 learn Dutch because my husband's Dutch, just to read his emails, 0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:57.480 and it's a lot of copy and pasting, you know 0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:03.160 what I mean. Wow, But it felt like learning Dutch 0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:06.319 was also like learning how to drive or walk in 0:42:06.360 --> 0:42:08.080 New York, Like you learn all the rules and then 0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.359 you learn how to break them to like sort of 0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:12.880 like figure out how to assimilate. So I don't know 0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.560 what you mean by this, but learn all the things 0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:18.440 you think you should do and then figure out what's 0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:21.440 good for you, Like ask people you should take your 0:42:21.440 --> 0:42:23.720 shoes off when you go into their house. Don't assume 0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.880 you know type shit. I feel like it's around manners. 0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:30.280 I don't know. These are very general questions, you guys. 0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:32.560 I know it's interesting. 0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:35.040 I love the generalities of it all, and I think 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:37.800 I think they're looking for a lens for which to 0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:40.600 look through, you know, to look at life through, and 0:42:40.920 --> 0:42:42.120 I can't give it to you. 0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:48.680 I feel like it's followed the rules that don't hurt others. Oh, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. 0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:50.840 Here's a good one. What do you do when the 0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:54.239 kids turn the tables? You can't beat them, and they 0:42:54.280 --> 0:42:54.840 are smart. 0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:00.799 It feels like a cry for help if I've ever 0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:06.480 heard on man uh, Mike, My child is nine and 0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:11.279 very smart, and you just you just have to if 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.960 they're smart, you play up to their intelligence. 0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:16.319 So the height of your intelligence and their intelligence. But 0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:19.160 then also you need to be unreasonable at some point 0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:24.360 and and just be like because I said so, you know, yeah, yeah. 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:26.319 That's so. There's too many steps for me. 0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:30.520 Yeah, what are you gonna do? What you're gonna do? 0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:32.280 I just do whatever works. 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:35.000 Like we were at H and M the other day 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.160 and they were like putting their hands in front the elevators. 0:43:38.480 --> 0:43:39.960 I said, if you put your hand. 0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.680 In there and the door closes on your hand, you're 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:46.040 gonna die. 0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:50.319 Okay, do you want to die? 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:55.120 What you want to die is the most because. 0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:57.879 It feels like you're gonna die. So here you go. 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.000 They're three and a half, they're still months old, you 0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:03.440 know what I mean. 0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:06.000 Remember, you're gonna die. 0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:08.520 You're gonna fucking die. 0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:15.880 Yeah, Okay, this next one is our boots and shorts 0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:21.440 and acceptable combination? I think it depends on the boot 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:23.240 and it depends on the length of the short. 0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:25.920 What do you think? Talk about it? Let's talk about it. 0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:27.879 So I think like this, should there be a law 0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:29.360 for no. 0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:33.280 I think like a short this cut to this length 0:44:33.360 --> 0:44:39.840 and maybe like a boutaga or about it, maybe like 0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:42.759 a higher sock. I think that could work. So I 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:44.960 think your skin color plays a role in it too. 0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:47.920 Oh does it not? Ever? But I think if. 0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:50.240 You're like white with shorts in a boot, it's giving, 0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:52.840 like colonizer a little bit. 0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:59.320 Saying I was going to say it's giving Sarah Silverman, 0:44:59.400 --> 0:45:02.760 but I allo, so understand where you're coming from. 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:04.759 But when I see, like when I see like the 0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:07.480 white dude in like the short shorts and the boots 0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:11.680 and bedsty, I'm like, this is new age saka Jawaya, 0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:13.800 I got you, yes, kind. 0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:18.200 Of like a nineteenth century imperialist like yeah, and I presume. 0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:21.839 I've discovered this land of Bedford statisant. 0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:26.600 Yes. Oh my goodness, so many fantasies. I can't do this. 0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:31.400 We go, Oh my god, Christopher Columbus, come see my Nina. 0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:34.640 This is hilarious. Why didn't you answer my friend's question 0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:35.360 from two. 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:38.239 Weeks to go? Make it three? 0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:40.520 Make it three? 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:44.440 We ask all our guests what's the most adult thing 0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:46.359 you want to do for yourself this year that you 0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:47.520 haven't been able to do yet? 0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:52.600 And it can be anything. Oh my god, that's a 0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:58.600 huge question. Can be anything. I got fall in love? 0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:15.840 How tall are you? Thank you so much? Thank you? Listen. 0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:19.160 Yeah, that was a good good show. Yes, good show. 0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:22.040 Learned a lot. I lovechsa's presence. 0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:26.320 I love their facility with issues and sense of style, 0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:31.920 super relatable and approachable, local hometown product of these schools, 0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:35.040 you know what I'm saying, getting it done and has 0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:35.880 the people's backing. 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:38.600 They're lucky over there in best I and Crown Heights. 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:43.560 It makes me miss Brooklyn even more. If you are 0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:48.720 thinking about visiting New York, the city obviously is epic 0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:53.520 and beautiful and iconic, but definitely visit the other boroughs. 0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:57.120 You know, get some dim summon queens, go to Brooklyn. Yeah, 0:46:57.520 --> 0:47:00.399 there's these really great little shops on flat Bush, New 0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:02.880 like stuff that you can't find anywhere else but Brooklyn. 0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:06.160 I say, explore. And also, if you live in New 0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:08.239 York vote, you. 0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:09.520 Know, like please do it. 0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:13.560 Yeah, it's too important, Like, please vote, your vote matters. 0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:15.960 Ask a friend to go with you. It's sort of 0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.680 like a jog, you know, vote and then go get 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:19.960 like a margarita. 0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:21.040 Yeah, make it special. 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:24.160 Like early voting begins someventy two hours before election day, 0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:26.239 so please vote early. Get that sticker and post it 0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.920 and that you did that on ig like you said though, Michelle, 0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:31.800 like put it ahead of something fun. I know voting 0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:33.279 can be kind of like a chore, but it's like 0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:37.279 reward yourself with something nice after. And please read up 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.920 about the candidates, you know, do that. Don't just be 0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:40.840 at the ballot be like. 0:47:42.480 --> 0:47:45.399 Okay, I'll just vot straight ticket on this, Like. 0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:49.000 Yeah, I mean I like conversations, but you can't just 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:53.239 believe people's opinions and do the research for yourself, like, 0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:57.400 you know, treat whatever candidate you're about to vote for 0:47:57.440 --> 0:47:59.840 it sort of like your dentist or you're gonna call 0:47:59.880 --> 0:48:03.279 it just or whatever doctor, Like this person is representing you. 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:06.399 They are important. And make sure you go to an 0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:09.560 outlet that is a good one. 0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:10.440 A viable outlet. 0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:15.120 Yeah, there's so there is so much. There are too 0:48:15.120 --> 0:48:17.320 many sassy Russian bots out there. 0:48:18.960 --> 0:48:19.359 Say it out. 0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:20.759 I would only say this too. 0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:22.799 We want the full throated voice of the people, right, 0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:25.240 because it's like you want what they call in Latin 0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:28.520 the vox popular. The great historian Howard Zen once wrote, 0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:31.080 we get less than fifty percent of the electric voting, 0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:33.880 which means that it only takes twenty six percent of 0:48:33.880 --> 0:48:36.839 the electric to decide on who's representing you. 0:48:37.200 --> 0:48:39.959 That's one in four people. That's way out of whack. 0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:42.640 Yeah, that's so crazy. Do you see what I'm saying. 0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:47.680 Yes, they're deciding making decisions about your life, your body, everything, 0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:50.480 your money, so we need full participation. 0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:52.240 If those numbers don't frighten you, they should. 0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:53.040 Yeah. 0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:55.840 In Australia it's illegal not to vote. 0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:56.280 Wow. 0:48:56.520 --> 0:48:58.560 I think the Ossis do a lot of bad stuff, 0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:00.000 but they got that right. 0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:02.400 Yeah, he's also do a lot of good stuff. I 0:49:02.440 --> 0:49:03.719 can't think of any right now. 0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:09.919 They're always out here saving Kowalas and they're giving back 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:13.120 lands that they took away from the Aborigines back to 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:16.480 them now, so I guess they're making amends. I'm not 0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:17.759 going to give him too much of a pat on 0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:19.480 the back, but one hundred percent voting. I think is 0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:21.480 great and I think that we've gotten away from that 0:49:21.560 --> 0:49:24.520 in country because we don't win on ideas anymore, do we. 0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:25.280 We went on threats. 0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:29.160 So that said just chiosa and talking to him gets 0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:33.520 you gets that part of me go wing and energize, 0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:33.840 you know. 0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:35.319 Yeah, I love talking to them. 0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:38.040 And you know, it's so funny because you're not a politician, 0:49:38.080 --> 0:49:40.680 but you did play one on TV and I love 0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:42.680 when to get passionate because y'all can't see it because 0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:45.000 it's a podcast, but you were even given me. 0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:50.320 Like Obama fingers. Yes, so Obama took this one right. Gosh, 0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:51.279 what would I do? 0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:56.359 You can't see what he's doing. I'm looking at it. 0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:57.480 I don't even know what's going on. 0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:58.120 I'm giving you. 0:49:58.120 --> 0:49:59.840 I've given like the Italian fingers. 0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:01.839 Yeah, it's given black. 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:05.680 Robert de Niro, Well, Robert de Niro likes the chocolate cake. 0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:08.800 We know that, and so it's a yummy flavor. 0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:12.759 He's had layers and layers, He's had some. 0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:13.640 Much chocolate cake. 0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:17.080 It's like a show stopper in British Breakoff. It's like 0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:19.920 a season finale. Bobby, come do the show. 0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:23.480 Fop friend of the pod Robert de Niro, We know 0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:24.120 you are. 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:26.759 Oh my god, I would just have like I would 0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.800 just have red wine and chocolate pop tarts waiting for him. 0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:38.360 It's so silly. What a stupid show. Thank you guys 0:50:38.360 --> 0:50:39.000 for listening. 0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:40.000 It's a stupid show. 0:50:40.000 --> 0:50:40.600 But I love you. 0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:41.879 I love you too. 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:46.880 Now I want a chocolate pop start. Bye bye everyone. 0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:51.720 This has been an exactly right production. 0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:53.800 Our senior producer is g Helly. 0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:56.120 Our associate producer is Alex Cheat. 0:50:56.440 --> 0:50:58.640 This episode was mixed by John Bradley. 0:50:58.880 --> 0:51:00.000 Our guest booker is Patrick. 0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:03.000 Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Kreich. 0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:06.160 Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will. 0:51:06.440 --> 0:51:09.880 Our live show producer is Mariann Ways. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel, 0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:11.880 Photography by Guys Savander. 0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:16.320 Most executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstark and Daniel Kramer. 0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:19.080 Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod. 0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:23.040 Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com. 0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:26.360 Okay,