Speaker 1: Bet don't don't bat bamp bam bam, bam, bam bam
Speaker 1: bam b.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: Music's all around us, Michelle is it? Music's all around us?
Speaker 2: Wow? What are you? Bobby McFerrin, Like, what's the end
Speaker 2: goal here? Friends? I think I.
Speaker 1: Am probably one of the more punishable people while walking
Speaker 1: down the street because I either whistle or sing or
Speaker 1: I snap my fingers. It's too much, right, it is
Speaker 1: a lot. I feel like me and Baron Vaughn should
Speaker 1: never hang out.
Speaker 4: Aaron Vo's a hilarious comedian who be bops a lot
Speaker 4: and like, I would love to play you guys one
Speaker 4: of his voice messages because he just sings and he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, Hello, you don't well, it's you.
Speaker 4: You don't know what I'm like what We had to
Speaker 4: share a hotel room one time years ago when we
Speaker 4: did the college circuit and there was toothpaste.
Speaker 2: All over the bathroom mirror.
Speaker 4: Because he's definitely be boxing while he's brushing the seat
Speaker 4: like Barn.
Speaker 2: Barn.
Speaker 4: But he's got two wonderful kids now, and I'm sure
Speaker 4: he's like the most fun dad to read a book
Speaker 4: at night, because for me, I start editing the book
Speaker 4: and these kids know what the book is now.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, you skipped a page. You can't
Speaker 2: skip a few pages in the book. I got shit
Speaker 2: to do, Jordan, I got shit to do.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you skip pages?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like what?
Speaker 3: Like what book? Like Curious George?
Speaker 4: I mean maybe Ada Aida Scientist, you know, like Doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2: That's just too long.
Speaker 4: Doctor Seus's books definitely came out when there was no
Speaker 4: TV or like women were not working as much as
Speaker 4: they are now, because I was like, Doctor Seuss, you
Speaker 4: gotta wrap us up the cat and the hat. It's like, fuck,
Speaker 4: it's like pages. I every time I get a book,
Speaker 4: they're like, read me a book, my mom, like okay,
Speaker 4: and I love reading them, like two books.
Speaker 2: But then you're like two more and I'm like, who
Speaker 2: said it? Well?
Speaker 3: You know what I do.
Speaker 1: Like with little man, I make him pick up three
Speaker 1: and then there's one extra a Bop book, which is
Speaker 1: like a developmental book, so he's going to read that
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: So it's like, make them pick three. That might help.
Speaker 1: But I understand for two because you got twins. So
Speaker 1: it's like they want to pick one, and they pick it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know, I thought it was gonna be like
Speaker 4: Felicia Rashad and Jingle Jangle, like sit by the fire
Speaker 4: with me kids. No, they are circling me, circling, They're up,
Speaker 4: they're move I don't like this page. I don't like
Speaker 4: this book. I want to sit like this. I was like,
Speaker 4: when the fuck do we read the book? No, it's okay,
Speaker 4: I'm fine, you guys. I love my kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I want to do.
Speaker 4: I want to take them to a water park. But
Speaker 4: I'm just like, how do you clean them tubes? The
Speaker 4: little tubes you go through and shit like are people
Speaker 4: peeing in that?
Speaker 2: You mean the one? There's that one in Jersey? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the water park in Jersey.
Speaker 1: You can stay for the weekend, for the whole weekend
Speaker 1: in a water park which just smells like chlorine.
Speaker 2: You don't want to do? That is the dead of winner.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I yeah, I don't even because I'm just like, what
Speaker 4: if they get stuck and I can't do water parks.
Speaker 4: I'm too top heavy. I feel like I would topple
Speaker 4: the fuck over. What if you get a wedgie?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 3: You're from Jersey? Did you ever go to Action Park
Speaker 3: when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: We didn't have Action Park.
Speaker 4: We had Great Adventure, but Great Adventure had like a
Speaker 4: water park too, right, I don't think it had a
Speaker 4: water park. It definitely had a safari. So you can
Speaker 4: drive through this wonderful big field with like an ostrich
Speaker 4: and then like a monkey and then some camels or
Speaker 4: some shit, and then people would like feed the giraffe,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, everything says do not feed the animals,
Speaker 4: and fucking yet somebody's got like a fucking Hogi from
Speaker 4: Wah Wah. They're trying to give to the fucking giraffe
Speaker 4: and you're surprised when the monkey goes into the window
Speaker 4: and now it's in the car. You dumb, basic cunt.
Speaker 4: Leave your seven meat pile high HOGI and your fucking car.
Speaker 2: It's like always a thing.
Speaker 3: People don't learn untill they burn. But I feel like
Speaker 3: you can also.
Speaker 4: You have everything, but like a spoon, like I don't
Speaker 4: im just.
Speaker 2: You need a Horrmonica Ahua Monica. Yeah, I know that's
Speaker 2: two spoons. Like people don't learn to burn. Now, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: There's also natural water parks you could take the children
Speaker 1: to you know, like you could go to the dells
Speaker 1: in like Wisconsin, which are very beautiful if you ever
Speaker 1: want to take a family trip out there. And not
Speaker 1: that Texas is the most popular place right now, but
Speaker 1: there's also New Bruns Fills which is beautiful and has
Speaker 1: a beautiful, amazing natural water water park.
Speaker 2: I just have a question, Yes, is it beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is, like I've said, third times a charm. Now
Speaker 1: it's a drinking game. It's pretty gorgeous. But why not
Speaker 1: take them to like, Okay, you're familiar with flow Rider,
Speaker 1: why not take them to like one of those beautiful
Speaker 1: natural springs that you guys have there.
Speaker 2: And then what and then what? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to slide? Huh? You want the river
Speaker 3: that smells like Suntanocean. I feel you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to give him your childhood. I want
Speaker 4: to give him the childhood I didn't have.
Speaker 2: Like I don't. I don't know how to climb a tree.
Speaker 2: My parents never let me.
Speaker 3: You don't how to climate tree?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 4: You Ah, that is the nicest, weirdest thing you have
Speaker 4: ever offered.
Speaker 3: You gotta get to the first branch, the first branch
Speaker 3: of low branch.
Speaker 2: Get that leg over? Where are we going with this?
Speaker 1: We're talking about trees, but you know what, more importantly,
Speaker 1: it's more or less this. I love Michelle and I
Speaker 1: will roll with her till the wheels.
Speaker 2: Fall off and she come on. Friendship or bust?
Speaker 3: Friendship or bust? You know what?
Speaker 1: I feel like our guests, we made a new friend.
Speaker 1: You ever met somebody and you're like, this person has
Speaker 1: so much promise and they are the future.
Speaker 2: Also have Haitian like me? You know, you meet those.
Speaker 4: People who radiate lights and can fill a room and
Speaker 4: also educate without being condescending. It's my most favorite, but
Speaker 4: then also very fun and wild. Oh what can't they do?
Speaker 4: I'm very excited for you guys, and I wish y'all
Speaker 4: could have been there because it was cute.
Speaker 2: What can I say? What's that? Program? Makes some motherfucking noise?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 4: Why are you so cute? We got a mohawk and
Speaker 4: some pizza and white girls with curly hair.
Speaker 2: This is great. I can't believe I'm someone's mom. This
Speaker 2: is so stupid.
Speaker 3: You look great. I love your outfit. Who loves her outfit?
Speaker 4: Tonight?
Speaker 3: Come on, come on.
Speaker 2: I'm winning.
Speaker 4: Holy I know. I love Lizzie so much every fucking day.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, fucking.
Speaker 1: Don Will on the ones and twos, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you keep up with all the
Speaker 2: latest music on? It's a job, It's your job, the job.
Speaker 2: Who are you feeling now, there's so many albums that
Speaker 2: dropped this year.
Speaker 1: Who are you feeling so dropping? Yes, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm still on Renaissance. I can't even refront.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the energy, the church girl.
Speaker 4: I remember we did the show last week and I
Speaker 4: asked Jordan what he thought about Renaissance and he goes
Speaker 4: the era, the.
Speaker 3: Era that we're living in, the Renaissance era.
Speaker 2: Beyond my dad.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the album was called. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's the new Beyonce album. Okay, cool.
Speaker 4: It was like, while you're unpacking the dishwasher and helping
Speaker 4: the kids with their homework, please.
Speaker 2: Put on Spotify. I have it.
Speaker 3: Won't break my soul. I'm really excited. I like it.
Speaker 3: I like the album, especially the church going.
Speaker 4: That was really good, Like, yeah, I think that was
Speaker 4: written for one of her cousins that got shown from
Speaker 4: her church.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very like it was very like the
Speaker 2: color purple. You know what I mean? God was trying
Speaker 2: to tell her something and you're saying this is I'm
Speaker 2: always like, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 4: Make some noise if you've seen the color purple, Okay,
Speaker 4: make some noise if you haven't.
Speaker 3: Racist No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know basic anyway, Oh my god, what a fucking day.
Speaker 4: I cannot but this fucking day. How the fuck are you?
Speaker 4: I'm doing good, I feel great. I raced a teenager
Speaker 4: on on the track today.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Who was like?
Speaker 1: This little ship had teenager. I was doing my intervals
Speaker 1: and uh and then.
Speaker 4: This pall, wait a minute, it is human as fuck
Speaker 4: you outside doing cardios.
Speaker 3: I know why, well, because I'm forty four and I'm
Speaker 3: just I wanna I just want to I want to live.
Speaker 3: And uh, I'm like, it's just read. I bet I'm
Speaker 3: bad at it.
Speaker 4: But I always feel bad for those people in CrossFit,
Speaker 4: like they look like they're being chased around a fucking
Speaker 4: block in the rain.
Speaker 2: I'm like, go home, and cat cow, why are you here?
Speaker 1: I admittedly I do have horrible runners for him. It
Speaker 1: looks like I've just escaped from a kill room and
Speaker 1: one of those people Like people are like, are you okay,
Speaker 1: you know, like I look terrible when I break out,
Speaker 1: but yeah, this kid was like I don't know. He
Speaker 1: was like doing soccer practice or soccer tryouts, and then
Speaker 1: he like sized me.
Speaker 2: Up and he's like, you want to go full up?
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, let's do this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No one has ever looked at these titties and said
Speaker 4: do you want to go full up?
Speaker 2: Is that what men do at the gym? And such?
Speaker 2: I think, have you ever been challenged?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 1: No one challenges me, but I think that happens. He chow,
Speaker 1: he chouts men.
Speaker 2: And you accepted the challenge. Of course.
Speaker 1: Of course I accepted, and it's it's because I'm a fool,
Speaker 1: and uh I was. I think I almost died of
Speaker 1: a major cornary. That kid he had birdbones. He was
Speaker 1: very he was built for speed, but he didn't know
Speaker 1: that I I am very competitive.
Speaker 3: So I found the strength inside me.
Speaker 1: I was like my ms, I like called almost no,
Speaker 1: and then just was like hineing it.
Speaker 4: And that's blacked up about you, because it's equal parts
Speaker 4: sad and inspirational.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, Mike.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that to y'osea? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Your ankles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel good. I feel sound as a pound.
Speaker 1: I'm these are my final moments.
Speaker 3: So I feel I did I did good. I did
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 1: I think I stayed probably like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: like ten meters ahead of him the whole time.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know math like that ten.
Speaker 1: Meters is like thirty feet like at the end, because
Speaker 1: he didn't have endurance, motherfuckers, and it's about who slows
Speaker 1: down the least.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. Why, okay, that's.
Speaker 3: Nice, my wife? Oh yeah, my wife.
Speaker 4: I feel like, much like in work, much like in life,
Speaker 4: much like exercising, I'm not I'm only in competition with myself.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to compare myself to others I was.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to try to keep.
Speaker 2: Up, even if.
Speaker 4: I'm on the peloton, peloton whatever, I'm like peloton.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is what she's doing today, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I was in competition with myself until I was
Speaker 1: so rudely interrupted he slapped me across the face with
Speaker 1: his silken glove, and I mean, come on, our rep
Speaker 1: was on the fucking line, like this.
Speaker 2: Is an episode of Bridgeton. I'm not even but when
Speaker 2: do we get finger fucked in the castle.
Speaker 4: I don't even understand what we're even talking about anymore,
Speaker 4: not even a little bit.
Speaker 1: Those four Hamilton kids will learn their lesson from now on,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. They'll know that's right when
Speaker 1: Jordan Carlos comes to town.
Speaker 4: Anyways, I'm sorry I asked you how you were doing?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: How is? What did you do today?
Speaker 2: My day was fucking wild, like taking kids to daycare.
Speaker 4: It just feels like I'm an episode of like Supermarket Sweep,
Speaker 4: but there's no Leslie Jones and like a fucking blazer.
Speaker 2: I'm just like sneakers, socks.
Speaker 4: Like I understand why people just be high all day,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Because I want to be
Speaker 4: that mom. It's just like, you got your shit cool,
Speaker 4: let's go, and they just follow me, but they don't.
Speaker 4: Like I look at those videos of like the Mama
Speaker 4: bear trying to cross the street with the baby bears,
Speaker 4: and that's me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, no.
Speaker 4: Not you too, And it's like no one listens to
Speaker 4: me and no one takes me seriously. I think it's
Speaker 4: my voice, the freckles, my spirit. It's fun. I understand that.
Speaker 4: I'm like the fun parent. But I'm like, you gotta
Speaker 4: listen to me, you know what I mean, Because then
Speaker 4: I just start to cry. I'm not sad, I'm happy.
Speaker 4: I'm frustrated, you know what I mean. Oh yeah, But
Speaker 4: then I turn on a little billy porter on the
Speaker 4: way to daycare and it feels like I'm teaching my
Speaker 4: kids how to vogue. It's fun. You gotta teach him
Speaker 4: like the real shit. But before where I left, my
Speaker 4: son had a blowout, and I.
Speaker 3: Know, I don't know if you know how to blow
Speaker 3: it up temper Like.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's not his temper. It's not when he
Speaker 4: straightens his hair. It's when he shits so badly it
Speaker 4: comes piping out of the fucking diaper up into his
Speaker 4: neck like just and that.
Speaker 2: Guy held his heart. Look at that. He just went
Speaker 2: like this, that's right. I'm brave, heart bitch.
Speaker 4: And like, you know, look at this jumper, look at
Speaker 4: these eyebrows.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for a blowout.
Speaker 1: There's just so many people that are like young and
Speaker 1: childless here They're like, this is this is what I
Speaker 1: have to look forward.
Speaker 2: You gout, you have no fuck. Thank god.
Speaker 4: I age well because I have two dogs, two kids.
Speaker 4: It's a lot make some noise. If you even have
Speaker 4: like a fucking plant, do you have do you have
Speaker 4: a pet? Okay, do you have a pet over thirty pounds?
Speaker 4: Do you have a pet over forty pounds? Do you
Speaker 4: have a pet over fifty pounds?
Speaker 3: Who has these fucking mastives?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: What's going on around here?
Speaker 4: Because I have a lab mastiff ninety pounds, she's my
Speaker 4: goal weight. This shits are Have you ever seen pictures
Speaker 4: of like dead people from Pompeii? That's what her shits
Speaker 4: look like.
Speaker 3: That's awful.
Speaker 2: Like my backyard is like the floor is love, but
Speaker 2: it is not.
Speaker 3: This is Whitney.
Speaker 2: It's not Whitney Houston is Lola Fulana. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: This is really fucking gross.
Speaker 4: When people ask me if they should adopt a dog,
Speaker 4: I'm like, can you love something more than you love yourself?
Speaker 2: And they're like yes.
Speaker 4: I'm like, can you take care of something before you
Speaker 4: take care of yourself? They're like, what you mean? And
Speaker 4: then I like to tell them this story. Whitney Houston. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's the floor, it's not my butt.
Speaker 3: I was wondering what right I was wondering did I just.
Speaker 4: Fart and not know it is that something that happens
Speaker 4: with age in primary color jumpsuits.
Speaker 2: It is the floor. I thought I was queenfit all
Speaker 2: over this story. It's the floor.
Speaker 4: I was like, how much air do I have in
Speaker 4: my crotch that I don't even know is coming out?
Speaker 1: Turns out, turns out it's just the floor. Boy, you
Speaker 1: found the one squeaky floorboard right there.
Speaker 2: You're good? Always fine? You okay? Okay? Because your glasses
Speaker 2: are fugging up. I want to check in, are you okay? Okay? Great?
Speaker 4: So I don't know how, but Whitney Houston found a
Speaker 4: poop diaper and ate it and I was like, I
Speaker 4: hope you're okay. I don't have time to go to
Speaker 4: the vet at all. And then my husband and I
Speaker 4: woke up the next morning and it was like, have
Speaker 4: you ever seen Santa Clarita diet? Do you remember when
Speaker 4: she turned into the zombie and she was just vomiting
Speaker 4: all over the house And you're just like, Drew Barrymore,
Speaker 4: that's not real. Well, it's real when your dog eats
Speaker 4: a poop dip book and this is disgusting. Hold on
Speaker 4: to your fucking emotional seats, your basic bitches.
Speaker 2: Her Vomit smelled like shit.
Speaker 4: I wasn't prepared to tell the story, but I didn't
Speaker 4: realize I have to share. Look they're doing home alone. Face,
Speaker 4: they're just holding their faces. They don't know that guy's
Speaker 4: still holding his hard. We'll check on you in two minutes,
Speaker 4: check his harm. It was fucking yuck. And I've seen
Speaker 4: my husband cry three times. I didn't known him for
Speaker 4: fourteen years.
Speaker 2: Three times and fourteen years.
Speaker 4: This motherfucker was sobbing, sobbing, got down on his knees
Speaker 4: like a lifetime moving.
Speaker 2: I was like, am I Judith? Light?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was happening. And then I
Speaker 2: just looked at him and I was like, we shall overcome.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what to do. I had to
Speaker 2: be strong for the both of us.
Speaker 4: He's the strong and it was instant it everywhere we went.
Speaker 4: It was like a fucking horror movie. I was like,
Speaker 4: is it gonna be in this room?
Speaker 2: And it was it?
Speaker 3: How long was the cleaning process?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: How long did it take you to get all of it?
Speaker 4: I had to leave because emotionally I couldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 4: I love that, so I just was like call people
Speaker 4: like call people to.
Speaker 2: Come in and do it. We can't. He's like, who
Speaker 2: do I call it?
Speaker 4: Like, you'll figure it out. And I had to leave.
Speaker 4: I had to be good for the both of us.
Speaker 4: I had to put my offer.
Speaker 1: Yeah the door slowly no, no, I ran out like
Speaker 1: again supermarket sweeps.
Speaker 2: I was like bye and just left.
Speaker 4: I was like I couldn't do it because you know,
Speaker 4: once we were taking the fucking pillows off, like the
Speaker 4: couch and just kind of figure and then we threw
Speaker 4: away two rugs.
Speaker 2: I was like, I.
Speaker 4: Can't do this anything I used to do. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm cute. I went to college. Do you know I
Speaker 4: started doing this. I was like, I went to college.
Speaker 4: I know who my dad is. I worgasmed the first
Speaker 4: time I had sex. I started like doing all these
Speaker 4: I was like, be happy about something, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 1: Did you ever consider like putting the dog in the
Speaker 1: backyard or anything like that, Like it was during the night.
Speaker 1: I know, but you know what, back in the day,
Speaker 1: black people used to do that.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: We used to put our dogs in the backyard.
Speaker 2: No, that's terrible. I would never leave her outside all night.
Speaker 3: Okay, things change.
Speaker 2: What a dick.
Speaker 3: No, I would never I'm just saying it stops.
Speaker 2: Sniping your wine after you say that.
Speaker 1: I had a similar thing happened when I was a
Speaker 1: kid and my parents did this to me in a
Speaker 1: second grade.
Speaker 3: We had the dog inside. My dad hated that the
Speaker 3: dog was inside. My dad was raised with dogs on
Speaker 3: the outside.
Speaker 2: And then we were in.
Speaker 1: This sediti like cul de sac, like we came up
Speaker 1: from civil rights and now we've got a nice house
Speaker 1: in a white neighborhood.
Speaker 2: And then the kid's voices, are you in Hamilton? What
Speaker 2: the fuck was that? It's a it's a civil rights leader,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: So so anyway, we have the dog and the kids,
Speaker 1: you know, we want the dog inside, and then the
Speaker 1: dogs shits inside, and then it shits everywhere in this
Speaker 1: little shower and my dad in the second grade, my
Speaker 1: dad was like, either you clean it all up or
Speaker 1: the dog never lives in the house again.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: You were responsible for that dog's.
Speaker 3: Life, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, I am so sorry, Bud,
Speaker 1: but you're going outside it and it lived outside for
Speaker 1: the rest of its days.
Speaker 2: Now, oh my god.
Speaker 4: You were like that white racist dude in the colored
Speaker 4: purple that kicked Sophie in the face.
Speaker 2: With her kids. Yes, yes you are.
Speaker 1: You're responsible for the mist therapist. Network therapist told me, I.
Speaker 3: Am not that.
Speaker 1: I am not what my father you know what, I
Speaker 1: am not my father. So I'm kind and i am
Speaker 1: I'm absolved. This lady's nodding her head like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: she gets it. Yeah, So what I did was course correct.
Speaker 1: And now my dog is to sleep in our house
Speaker 1: and you know he's he's well taken care.
Speaker 4: The whole point of this is that I'm a good person.
Speaker 4: The whole point of this is that you are not
Speaker 4: your father. And then also whenever someone's just like a
Speaker 4: busy person, it's just like should I adopt a dog?
Speaker 2: I tell him that story? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like if we actually thought about shit before we did it,
Speaker 4: then maybe we wouldn't do it. It's the point of that,
Speaker 4: because you know, I knew a chick in La and
Speaker 4: she would adopt a dog like every time she had
Speaker 4: a breakup or a bad date.
Speaker 2: Shou what I mean?
Speaker 4: But like she had no personality, Like she had to
Speaker 4: tell everybody she was allergic to milk, I'm like nobody,
Speaker 4: that's not a conversation. Start like, stop, you sound like
Speaker 4: you've fart a lot.
Speaker 2: Just say something else true.
Speaker 1: Here's the question, though, if we tell everybody about these
Speaker 1: certain things in life, like we tell them the.
Speaker 3: Raw truth, will they actually do it? Namely marriage?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: But I think a lot of people write like you
Speaker 4: have to be in those shoes, right if they hear
Speaker 4: all the things like the good and the bad, the
Speaker 4: pros and call that shit and then they still go
Speaker 4: with it, at least they'll be prepared with open eyes, yes,
Speaker 4: and open hearts and open legs. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: We need a higher Letting's gonna be louder, thank you
Speaker 4: with open legs. There was a second to lay with
Speaker 4: open legs. Anyways, let's get on with the show. We
Speaker 4: got a great show for you all. This is very
Speaker 4: fucking exciting. You guys are cute as fun. I'm excited
Speaker 4: to be here. I got a babysit I never met before.
Speaker 4: I just left my children with some bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't know her.
Speaker 4: She had on bike shorts, a crop top and a
Speaker 4: camel toe.
Speaker 2: Us that call me if you name me.
Speaker 3: You just threw some hot pockets at them and just dipped.
Speaker 2: What'd you do like that? Anyways? Tell us who we're
Speaker 2: gonna fucking be talking.
Speaker 4: To, Jordan, don't judge for my journey.
Speaker 1: Our first guest today is actually a city council member
Speaker 1: for Crown Heights. Okay, represent the youngest city council member
Speaker 1: I think ever elected.
Speaker 3: Please give a huge round of applause to Geo, say.
Speaker 2: The gun.
Speaker 3: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, welcome, welcome. Okay, the thirty six district?
Speaker 3: Are we doing Brooklyn? Yes, thirty six district?
Speaker 6: Correct, Yes, it's Bedsteging, Crown Heights. Yell if you live
Speaker 6: in Bedsti or Crown Heights. We got some gentrifiers in
Speaker 6: the house. What you gonna do about it?
Speaker 3: Cheese? I love all my constituents.
Speaker 2: You are so cute.
Speaker 3: Your mouth wide open right now? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Why who's whose mouth is wide open?
Speaker 3: Someone right here?
Speaker 2: Can you not believe it's your?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Your city council member?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you need any black? She was my prom date?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Surprising, right? You hear the sound of my in
Speaker 2: the Dawson's Creek is going on. Give me a fucking minute.
Speaker 2: It hasn't been a minute.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna start asking about receiving ship. Well, you
Speaker 4: didn't pay for the Kentucky Fried Chicken at the problem?
Speaker 2: What is the problem.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's what's even crazier. We have Danny Black right here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Okay, go ahead, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Okay.
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey, what made you decide to run?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a great, great question. I still ask myself
Speaker 6: that every single day.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I never thought I would run for office before. I
Speaker 6: used to be a party promoter before the panny.
Speaker 2: I know that, I know.
Speaker 6: And when the pandemic hit, it turned the entire industry
Speaker 6: and world on its head. And it wasn't until the
Speaker 6: murder of George Floyd where you know, I left my
Speaker 6: quarantine and felt like I needed to do something anything,
Speaker 6: And you know, in the days that I was going out,
Speaker 6: you know, the way that the NYPD reacted to folks
Speaker 6: that were non violently protesting against that violence made me
Speaker 6: want to go more and do something even bigger than
Speaker 6: what I was doing besides protesting. And there was a conversation, yeah,
Speaker 6: and there was a conversation about divesting or defunding the
Speaker 6: police and the people that were responsible for the lack
Speaker 6: of defunding our police war our city council. So I
Speaker 6: said fuck it and threw my bid in to run
Speaker 6: for city council against a forty year democratic establishment and
Speaker 6: one at the tender age of nineteen.
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 6: Wait, you're nineteen, I'm twenty four, I'm twenty four, twenty three,
Speaker 6: I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: Nineteen from the waist down. That's gross. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: As it came out, it felt like vomit and shit.
Speaker 4: So listen, do you ever feel like you were in
Speaker 4: over your head? You are overwhelmed, there's something you don't know.
Speaker 4: How do you ask about things you don't know about
Speaker 4: and people take you seriously?
Speaker 2: That's a lot of questions. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think something that I realized within this job, and
Speaker 6: especially now that i'm a council member now and work
Speaker 6: with other council members that are decades older than me,
Speaker 6: is that no one really knows what they're doing and
Speaker 6: we're all kind of learning on the spot, and maybe
Speaker 6: that's why things are the way that they are. But
Speaker 6: I will say that I'm a quick learner. I'm able
Speaker 6: to learn on my feet. And I think the most
Speaker 6: important quality that an elected official needs to have, and
Speaker 6: so many of them do not have, is someone that
Speaker 6: gives a shit, you know, and cares about their community
Speaker 6: and cares about the work that they do. And frankly,
Speaker 6: most of our elected officials care about you know, corporations
Speaker 6: and folks that are putting money in their pockets and
Speaker 6: the people that they represent.
Speaker 2: That the truth. So, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Love so tell us what's what's something you like wish
Speaker 1: people knew about their city council member? Like what they did,
Speaker 1: what you know, what their powers are, what you know,
Speaker 1: not like you're a warlock, but us just what exactly you.
Speaker 3: Do and what can you do for them?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So the City Council is responsible for four major
Speaker 6: things in our city. They vote on our over one
Speaker 6: hundred billion dollar budget, which goes to our NYPD, our schools,
Speaker 6: our infrastructure, our healthcare. We're the legislative body of New
Speaker 6: York City. We delegate land use that happens in New York.
Speaker 6: So when you see these high rises go up and
Speaker 6: you see rampant gentrification happen, sometimes that's because of our
Speaker 6: City Council. And finally, we are there for constituent services,
Speaker 6: so you know, we answer the needs of our people.
Speaker 6: But the reason you should care about the city council
Speaker 6: and your elected officials is because I believe that local
Speaker 6: government can go a lot further in terms of making
Speaker 6: change in our life than the federal government.
Speaker 3: You know, the.
Speaker 6: Clap it up, And we should care about the people
Speaker 6: that we're electing on the local level because it affects
Speaker 6: our day to day lives right here in New York City.
Speaker 3: Oh oh man, and and oh please go ahead, please no.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, it feels like you're doing
Speaker 4: God's work. And in today's climate where people can they
Speaker 4: can bully you online and in person, what has it
Speaker 4: been like for you because you have to have, you know,
Speaker 4: such thick skin. Do you read the comments? Does anyone
Speaker 4: try to undermine you? If so, how do you how
Speaker 4: do you deal with that? Because so many of us
Speaker 4: want more than what we have, and we just don't
Speaker 4: know how to ask for it because then we're going
Speaker 4: to be seen as difficult. And even when we put
Speaker 4: ourselves out there and become vulnerable, then like we're being
Speaker 4: vulnerable to everybody's opinion.
Speaker 2: So how do you deal with that? Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think the hardest part I'll say about
Speaker 6: this entire experience is being the first Gen Z elected
Speaker 6: official of New York City. The biggest hurdle that I've
Speaker 6: had to go over is not getting my be real
Speaker 6: on time during a press conference. But thank you to
Speaker 6: the young people that laugh. But besides that, I was like, sure,
Speaker 6: I know what that means. But besides that, you know,
Speaker 6: at first, it was it was very hard to not,
Speaker 6: you know, take the comments that I was getting to hard.
Speaker 6: And still sometimes there's some that come in and I'm like, ouch,
Speaker 6: But some of these trolls are funny, Like my right
Speaker 6: wing trolls will like take a picture of me and
Speaker 6: do like a poorly photoshopped image of me looking like
Speaker 6: a clown, and it's really fucking funny sometimes. But walking
Speaker 6: is a really great tool sometimes too. But I take
Speaker 6: so much confidence in the work that I do, and
Speaker 6: especially the work that I do within my community and
Speaker 6: for those that are marginalized, whether they're you know, black,
Speaker 6: trans queer. I feel so lucky to be in this
Speaker 6: place to uplift them and use my power. So uh,
Speaker 6: when I see those comments, it's it's it doesn't really
Speaker 6: hurt me because I'm helping other people that are not
Speaker 6: looking at those comments or even have social media in
Speaker 6: one way, shape or form.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, ques, I.
Speaker 2: Want to clap every time you say something I know.
Speaker 4: I want to clap every time you see it's it's info.
Speaker 1: I want to ask this, so like it's a Pinterest page.
Speaker 3: I I wonder, I wonder this like when you when
Speaker 3: you were young, were you like like making speeches to like,
Speaker 3: you know whatever you're to boys and and things like that.
Speaker 2: What you know?
Speaker 3: Tell me were you were your student council president? Were
Speaker 3: you like what what were you doing in your young
Speaker 3: young youth?
Speaker 6: Actually, Danny Black will tell you I ran for like
Speaker 6: class president three times in high school and lost every
Speaker 6: single time. So this is my this is my redemption arc. Yes, no,
Speaker 6: but I was the kid in the playground that like
Speaker 6: created the other games, not like the traditional graames like
Speaker 6: it in Target, but like the games like cracking, which
Speaker 6: none of you have probably heard of.
Speaker 3: What is what is that? I'm in.
Speaker 2: Courtyard cracking A loser? Got a tattoo with a no.
Speaker 6: I I like telling people what to do, and I
Speaker 6: didn't like listening to authority too, So I think that
Speaker 6: brought me to this point that I'm at today.
Speaker 3: What do you think of coalitions though? Do you make
Speaker 3: do you try to make coalitions within uh, within the
Speaker 3: city council? Absolutely, that was good.
Speaker 1: Uh you did good, Jordan, Thank you.
Speaker 6: No, absolutely, I think we we need coalitions to win, uh,
Speaker 6: you know, the values and the rights that we all deserve. However,
Speaker 6: you know, sometimes it's hard to form a coalition with
Speaker 6: with people that you know, go back on their words.
Speaker 5: Just last summer, but just just to give you some
Speaker 5: insight into what a city council just recently did.
Speaker 6: But this past June, the council passed a budget that
Speaker 6: defunded our nearly five hundred million dollars. And yeah, and
Speaker 6: I was unfortunately one of six council members to vote
Speaker 6: no on that budget, but there were others that said
Speaker 6: that they were going to do the same thing. So, yes,
Speaker 6: coalition is so important, but uh, you really have to
Speaker 6: invest in and uplift those that really are there to
Speaker 6: fight in the trenches with you. And I'm here for
Speaker 6: the long run. But coalestions are important. It's just a
Speaker 6: lot harder and easier said than done.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, so how do you let your
Speaker 2: hand down. What do you do for fun? Are you?
Speaker 3: And are you like the Prime Minister of Finland.
Speaker 6: I maybe I had to delete my grinder, which is like,
Speaker 6: I guess changed up my dating life a little bit.
Speaker 6: Never though, what I don't know, Like I think every
Speaker 6: single Rayah account that I get to, it's like someone
Speaker 6: playing like cold Heart by Dua Lipa as their song,
Speaker 6: so it's like, not really my type of pea. It's
Speaker 6: a good song, though, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, it's a bob, it's my warm up cold cold Hu. Yes,
Speaker 4: I love Elton, but.
Speaker 6: You know I go out. I still like to party obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you know I'm a little more low key at the
Speaker 6: at the event, but I always smile and give a
Speaker 6: hug to a constituent if they see me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what we call them? Now? Watch scancel.
Speaker 1: You're definitely one of the best looking districts. It's like
Speaker 1: got the youngest. We're gonna say, I'm one of the
Speaker 1: best looking counsels. You are, I gotta look at you.
Speaker 1: Come on, give it up. They know who they're sending. Yes,
Speaker 1: Betsy is beautiful. Crown Heights is beautiful. I grew up
Speaker 1: in in Crown Heights and you know. I'm just so
Speaker 1: lucky to have the honor to represent such a historic black.
Speaker 2: Mecca, New York City.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I yeah, you're that, you're doing well.
Speaker 2: I'm just Italian. Stop. I love that we both have
Speaker 2: Haitian dads. That's fine.
Speaker 6: We do have Haitian dads. Mine isn't alive anymore, so
Speaker 6: you have a Haitian dad.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but he's still Haitian.
Speaker 1: I like your darkness too. I love that from the
Speaker 1: city Council. It's like, we can be this, but we
Speaker 1: can be dark as well. I've been told I have
Speaker 1: a super villain laugh, which is not a good.
Speaker 4: Unless you're into that. We all have our kings. I'm
Speaker 4: not judging out loud.
Speaker 2: Listen. I love Haitian dads.
Speaker 4: They feel like like the last true Renaissance man.
Speaker 2: Well, like.
Speaker 3: I told you, I listened to the album.
Speaker 4: Because if I feel like they can do everything and
Speaker 4: I don't know what You're dead taught you. But my
Speaker 4: dad was like, no, everything you know because and go everywhere,
Speaker 4: because you know, you're not just half Haitian.
Speaker 2: You're a citizen of the world.
Speaker 4: When I was growing up, at first he would like,
Speaker 4: fuck with me, and be like, you'd be beautiful if
Speaker 4: you lost twenty pounds, and I was like, beautiful, no
Speaker 4: matter what.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 4: And then he goes, there, that's my girl, and I
Speaker 4: was like, you couldn't have said it another way.
Speaker 2: It was tough.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was tough love, but it was like enough
Speaker 4: love where I was just like, Okay, I'm prepared.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: I think Haitian dads like to test their their children, right.
Speaker 6: I think it's embedded in the history and the culture
Speaker 6: of voodoo, right, magic and trace, So I think.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, maybe we will say dad twenty
Speaker 2: three and met up.
Speaker 4: There's actually this app in Iceland because like you, it's
Speaker 4: so inbred up there that you can bump your phones
Speaker 4: your phones if you download this app and see if
Speaker 4: you are related.
Speaker 1: It's true. It's good for people form Mississippi. The probability
Speaker 1: is high in Iceland. My family's from Mississippi. Don't act
Speaker 1: like y'all love Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Noay, have you done twenty three? And me yes.
Speaker 6: I think it's ridiculous that white people took black people
Speaker 6: from Africa and they were like, here, give us twenty
Speaker 6: seven dollars and ninety nine cents and we'll tell you
Speaker 6: where you're from.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: I like that. That's a bit.
Speaker 3: Look at I love that very thing.
Speaker 2: I did it and my twenty three and meter was
Speaker 2: real crazy.
Speaker 4: It was just like all ports. I'm like, okay, that
Speaker 4: was a port. That's a port Cicily. Okay, who got
Speaker 4: dropped off? I picked up like it was sadisfuck, but
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, we got freckles. Listen, we got
Speaker 4: some questions from the audience about adulting.
Speaker 2: We're about to answer. Let me ready, let's ask you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no one goes why are we still single? Bitch?
Speaker 2: If you ask in when, what do you meet? Who
Speaker 2: asked that question? Raise your hand, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, I think I think you're great. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: You're still single. We we don't. We don't know much about.
Speaker 2: You at all.
Speaker 4: I will say this, take a trip and meet someone. Yeah,
Speaker 4: going to Canada. Start small, you know, yeah? Yeah, go
Speaker 4: to Montreal. Good, good to put back here another language,
Speaker 4: have a different handbooker.
Speaker 3: Go to Vancouver, go to Toronto.
Speaker 4: You have to run ship by your friends before you
Speaker 4: make a decision. You can make your own decisions by yourself. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't think about it. What's one place you always want
Speaker 4: to go?
Speaker 2: I said, we.
Speaker 6: Know that the answer was in her eyes. I will
Speaker 6: say that everywhere you go there you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all.
Speaker 3: Know that one. But I feel like there's a place
Speaker 3: for you and a person.
Speaker 2: It's not terrible advice.
Speaker 1: I honestly think there's a little town and I just
Speaker 1: went there in Mexico called San Poncho, which is really beautiful.
Speaker 3: Thank you. And if you can't find love there, you
Speaker 3: can't find love. All right. Pick a question, just this question.
Speaker 1: My mom complained of a lackluster sex life with my
Speaker 1: dad exclamation point parenthetical. So I'm thinking of buying her
Speaker 1: a vibrator. What kind do you recommend?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know why.
Speaker 4: I don't know how your mom is built, but I
Speaker 4: will say, give her something with options, but start small.
Speaker 4: Maybe do something a little bit more fleshy. If she's
Speaker 4: she's straight, right, give her some a little more fleshy. Actually,
Speaker 4: just give us something that just goes on the clip.
Speaker 4: She just needs a little orgasm.
Speaker 2: Maybe she is.
Speaker 4: Any penetration like a little rabbit, right, yeah, give a
Speaker 4: little set and give her some of this, and give
Speaker 4: her some wipes with it too.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And maybe dad and mom can go to Babes and
Speaker 3: toilet together and purchase said.
Speaker 2: Or you take her. Make it a fucking day.
Speaker 3: Out, make it real weird?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you, my ma?
Speaker 4: You know, when you look at someone, you could tell
Speaker 4: they haven't had an orgasm. And I'm just like, I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry for you, Like I just try to hug
Speaker 4: them like you're you're still here, you know what I mean? Like, go,
Speaker 4: it's like a deep hole.
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: I I'm fine, I have plenty.
Speaker 3: I always climb it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have I have one. How often should you
Speaker 2: clean your bathroom?
Speaker 4: Yuck?
Speaker 1: More a lot more than you are right now. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't wait till the mold and mildews starts playing like
Speaker 1: hello through the cracks.
Speaker 4: Just be on top of it, as they do a
Speaker 4: deep clean once a week and a gentle wipe down
Speaker 4: every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 4: Also, I when I used to be an editor, I
Speaker 4: did this. I edited this story about bacteria in New York.
Speaker 4: It's a lot. It's a lot on all the railings
Speaker 4: and all the doe knobs, and don't white, don't do
Speaker 4: this to your eye after you told home. And you
Speaker 4: have to also get the knobs on your toilet and
Speaker 4: also in your bathroom. And also don't keep your toothbrush
Speaker 4: next to your toilet because the fecal matter spreads.
Speaker 6: Don't don't keep it next to it. Okay, Yeah, and
Speaker 6: keep for sis man peace sitting down pro tip peace
Speaker 6: sitting down. Yeah, yeah, you should pee sitting down. I
Speaker 6: already do.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm on it.
Speaker 2: I'm on it.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: How much should I spin on a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: as a gift?
Speaker 2: Twenty five thirty five, twenty five.
Speaker 4: If it's a pino noir, make sure it's been aged
Speaker 4: at least four years. That's how you get a good body.
Speaker 4: Those grapes need four years twenty five. And if it's
Speaker 4: a wine, make sure a white wine. Make sure you
Speaker 4: know if they like dry or sweet, because that's disgusting
Speaker 4: if you like, if you don't like what they give you.
Speaker 3: This sounds so fancy. I am definitely from the phronsie camp.
Speaker 1: But my wife wanted to go to wine country.
Speaker 3: I was like, hell, that box wine country, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Also, like people.
Speaker 4: Google wines and shit to see how much it cost Oh, pick.
Speaker 2: Another one, yeah, and then put that one back in there.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I like this. What's the question?
Speaker 6: How do you figure out which rules you actually have
Speaker 6: to follow?
Speaker 4: That's interesting because I feel like I was trying to
Speaker 4: learn Dutch because my husband's Dutch, just to read his emails,
Speaker 4: and it's a lot of copy and pasting, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. Wow, But it felt like learning Dutch
Speaker 4: was also like learning how to drive or walk in
Speaker 4: New York, Like you learn all the rules and then
Speaker 4: you learn how to break them to like sort of
Speaker 4: like figure out how to assimilate. So I don't know
Speaker 4: what you mean by this, but learn all the things
Speaker 4: you think you should do and then figure out what's
Speaker 4: good for you, Like ask people you should take your
Speaker 4: shoes off when you go into their house. Don't assume
Speaker 4: you know type shit. I feel like it's around manners.
Speaker 2: I don't know. These are very general questions, you guys.
Speaker 3: I know it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I love the generalities of it all, and I think
Speaker 1: I think they're looking for a lens for which to
Speaker 1: look through, you know, to look at life through, and
Speaker 1: I can't give it to you.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's followed the rules that don't hurt others. Oh, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. What do you do when the
Speaker 1: kids turn the tables? You can't beat them, and they
Speaker 1: are smart.
Speaker 3: It feels like a cry for help if I've ever
Speaker 3: heard on man uh, Mike, My child is nine and
Speaker 3: very smart, and you just you just have to if
Speaker 3: they're smart, you play up to their intelligence.
Speaker 1: So the height of your intelligence and their intelligence. But
Speaker 1: then also you need to be unreasonable at some point
Speaker 1: and and just be like because I said so, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's so. There's too many steps for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you gonna do? What you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: I just do whatever works.
Speaker 4: Like we were at H and M the other day
Speaker 4: and they were like putting their hands in front the elevators.
Speaker 2: I said, if you put your hand.
Speaker 4: In there and the door closes on your hand, you're
Speaker 4: gonna die.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to die?
Speaker 1: What you want to die is the most because.
Speaker 4: It feels like you're gonna die. So here you go.
Speaker 4: They're three and a half, they're still months old, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Remember, you're gonna die.
Speaker 2: You're gonna fucking die.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, this next one is our boots and shorts
Speaker 6: and acceptable combination? I think it depends on the boot
Speaker 6: and it depends on the length of the short.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Talk about it? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: So I think like this, should there be a law
Speaker 2: for no.
Speaker 6: I think like a short this cut to this length
Speaker 6: and maybe like a boutaga or about it, maybe like
Speaker 6: a higher sock. I think that could work. So I
Speaker 6: think your skin color plays a role in it too.
Speaker 2: Oh does it not? Ever? But I think if.
Speaker 6: You're like white with shorts in a boot, it's giving,
Speaker 6: like colonizer a little bit.
Speaker 4: Saying I was going to say it's giving Sarah Silverman,
Speaker 4: but I allo, so understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 6: But when I see, like when I see like the
Speaker 6: white dude in like the short shorts and the boots
Speaker 6: and bedsty, I'm like, this is new age saka Jawaya,
Speaker 6: I got you, yes, kind.
Speaker 1: Of like a nineteenth century imperialist like yeah, and I presume.
Speaker 6: I've discovered this land of Bedford statisant.
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh my goodness, so many fantasies. I can't do this.
Speaker 4: We go, Oh my god, Christopher Columbus, come see my Nina.
Speaker 1: This is hilarious. Why didn't you answer my friend's question
Speaker 1: from two.
Speaker 2: Weeks to go? Make it three?
Speaker 3: Make it three?
Speaker 4: We ask all our guests what's the most adult thing
Speaker 4: you want to do for yourself this year that you
Speaker 4: haven't been able to do yet?
Speaker 2: And it can be anything. Oh my god, that's a
Speaker 2: huge question. Can be anything. I got fall in love?
Speaker 2: How tall are you? Thank you so much? Thank you? Listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good good show. Yes, good show.
Speaker 3: Learned a lot. I lovechsa's presence.
Speaker 1: I love their facility with issues and sense of style,
Speaker 1: super relatable and approachable, local hometown product of these schools,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, getting it done and has
Speaker 1: the people's backing.
Speaker 3: They're lucky over there in best I and Crown Heights.
Speaker 4: It makes me miss Brooklyn even more. If you are
Speaker 4: thinking about visiting New York, the city obviously is epic
Speaker 4: and beautiful and iconic, but definitely visit the other boroughs.
Speaker 4: You know, get some dim summon queens, go to Brooklyn. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's these really great little shops on flat Bush, New
Speaker 4: like stuff that you can't find anywhere else but Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: I say, explore. And also, if you live in New
Speaker 4: York vote, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like please do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too important, Like, please vote, your vote matters.
Speaker 4: Ask a friend to go with you. It's sort of
Speaker 4: like a jog, you know, vote and then go get
Speaker 4: like a margarita.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make it special.
Speaker 1: Like early voting begins someventy two hours before election day,
Speaker 1: so please vote early. Get that sticker and post it
Speaker 1: and that you did that on ig like you said though, Michelle,
Speaker 1: like put it ahead of something fun. I know voting
Speaker 1: can be kind of like a chore, but it's like
Speaker 1: reward yourself with something nice after. And please read up
Speaker 1: about the candidates, you know, do that. Don't just be
Speaker 1: at the ballot be like.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just vot straight ticket on this, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like conversations, but you can't just
Speaker 4: believe people's opinions and do the research for yourself, like,
Speaker 4: you know, treat whatever candidate you're about to vote for
Speaker 4: it sort of like your dentist or you're gonna call
Speaker 4: it just or whatever doctor, Like this person is representing you.
Speaker 4: They are important. And make sure you go to an
Speaker 4: outlet that is a good one.
Speaker 3: A viable outlet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so there is so much. There are too
Speaker 4: many sassy Russian bots out there.
Speaker 2: Say it out.
Speaker 3: I would only say this too.
Speaker 1: We want the full throated voice of the people, right,
Speaker 1: because it's like you want what they call in Latin
Speaker 1: the vox popular. The great historian Howard Zen once wrote,
Speaker 1: we get less than fifty percent of the electric voting,
Speaker 1: which means that it only takes twenty six percent of
Speaker 1: the electric to decide on who's representing you.
Speaker 3: That's one in four people. That's way out of whack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. Do you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're deciding making decisions about your life, your body, everything,
Speaker 1: your money, so we need full participation.
Speaker 3: If those numbers don't frighten you, they should.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In Australia it's illegal not to vote.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I think the Ossis do a lot of bad stuff,
Speaker 3: but they got that right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's also do a lot of good stuff. I
Speaker 4: can't think of any right now.
Speaker 1: They're always out here saving Kowalas and they're giving back
Speaker 1: lands that they took away from the Aborigines back to
Speaker 1: them now, so I guess they're making amends. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to give him too much of a pat on
Speaker 1: the back, but one hundred percent voting. I think is
Speaker 1: great and I think that we've gotten away from that
Speaker 1: in country because we don't win on ideas anymore, do we.
Speaker 2: We went on threats.
Speaker 3: So that said just chiosa and talking to him gets
Speaker 3: you gets that part of me go wing and energize,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love talking to them.
Speaker 4: And you know, it's so funny because you're not a politician,
Speaker 4: but you did play one on TV and I love
Speaker 4: when to get passionate because y'all can't see it because
Speaker 4: it's a podcast, but you were even given me.
Speaker 1: Like Obama fingers. Yes, so Obama took this one right. Gosh,
Speaker 1: what would I do?
Speaker 4: You can't see what he's doing. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you.
Speaker 3: I've given like the Italian fingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's given black.
Speaker 4: Robert de Niro, Well, Robert de Niro likes the chocolate cake.
Speaker 4: We know that, and so it's a yummy flavor.
Speaker 3: He's had layers and layers, He's had some.
Speaker 2: Much chocolate cake.
Speaker 4: It's like a show stopper in British Breakoff. It's like
Speaker 4: a season finale. Bobby, come do the show.
Speaker 2: Fop friend of the pod Robert de Niro, We know
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would just have like I would
Speaker 4: just have red wine and chocolate pop tarts waiting for him.
Speaker 2: It's so silly. What a stupid show. Thank you guys
Speaker 2: for listening.
Speaker 3: It's a stupid show.
Speaker 2: But I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you too.
Speaker 2: Now I want a chocolate pop start. Bye bye everyone.
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Helly.
Speaker 3: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.
Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.
Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick.
Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Kreich.
Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.
Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Mariann Ways. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel,
Speaker 2: Photography by Guys Savander.
Speaker 1: Most executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstark and Daniel Kramer.
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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: Okay,