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Speaker 3: Music's all around us, Michelle is it? Music's all around us?

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Speaker 2: Wow? What are you? Bobby McFerrin, Like, what's the end

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Speaker 2: goal here? Friends? I think I.

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Speaker 1: Am probably one of the more punishable people while walking

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Speaker 1: I snap my fingers. It's too much, right, it is

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Speaker 1: a lot. I feel like me and Baron Vaughn should

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Speaker 4: Aaron Vo's a hilarious comedian who be bops a lot

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Speaker 4: and like, I would love to play you guys one

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Speaker 4: of his voice messages because he just sings and he's just.

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Speaker 2: Like, Hello, you don't well, it's you.

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Speaker 4: You don't know what I'm like what We had to

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Speaker 4: did the college circuit and there was toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: All over the bathroom mirror.

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Speaker 4: Because he's definitely be boxing while he's brushing the seat

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Speaker 4: like Barn.

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Speaker 2: Barn.

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Speaker 4: But he's got two wonderful kids now, and I'm sure

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Speaker 4: he's like the most fun dad to read a book

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Speaker 4: at night, because for me, I start editing the book

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Speaker 4: and these kids know what the book is now.

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Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, you skipped a page. You can't

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Speaker 2: to do, Jordan, I got shit to do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you skip pages?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like what?

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Speaker 3: Like what book? Like Curious George?

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Speaker 4: I mean maybe Ada Aida Scientist, you know, like Doctor Seuss.

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Speaker 2: That's just too long.

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Speaker 4: Doctor Seus's books definitely came out when there was no

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Speaker 4: they are now, because I was like, Doctor Seuss, you

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Speaker 4: it's like pages. I every time I get a book,

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Speaker 2: But then you're like two more and I'm like, who

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Speaker 2: said it? Well?

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Speaker 3: You know what I do.

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Speaker 1: Like with little man, I make him pick up three

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Speaker 4: And you know, I thought it was gonna be like

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Speaker 4: when the fuck do we read the book? No, it's okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm fine, you guys. I love my kids.

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Speaker 4: I want to take them to a water park. But

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Speaker 2: You mean the one? There's that one in Jersey? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: People don't learn untill they burn. But I feel like

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Speaker 1: There's also natural water parks you could take the children

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Speaker 2: And then what and then what? I don't know. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to give him your childhood. I want

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Speaker 3: You don't how to climate tree?

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Speaker 3: True?

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Speaker 3: You gotta get to the first branch, the first branch

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Speaker 2: Get that leg over? Where are we going with this?

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Speaker 1: it's more or less this. I love Michelle and I

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Speaker 2: Fall off and she come on. Friendship or bust?

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Speaker 3: Friendship or bust? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I feel like our guests, we made a new friend.

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Speaker 2: Also have Haitian like me? You know, you meet those.

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Speaker 4: People who radiate lights and can fill a room and

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Speaker 2: What can I say? What's that? Program? Makes some motherfucking noise?

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Speaker 4: Why are you so cute? We got a mohawk and

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Speaker 2: This is great. I can't believe I'm someone's mom. This

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Speaker 3: You look great. I love your outfit. Who loves her outfit?

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Speaker 4: Tonight?

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on.

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Speaker 2: I'm winning.

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Speaker 4: Holy I know. I love Lizzie so much every fucking day.

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Speaker 1: Don Will on the ones and twos, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the energy, the church girl.

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Speaker 2: Beyond my dad.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what the album was called. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Put on Spotify. I have it.

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Speaker 3: Won't break my soul. I'm really excited. I like it.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing good, I feel great. I raced a teenager

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Speaker 2: Up and he's like, you want to go full up?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, let's do this. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No one has ever looked at these titties and said

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Speaker 2: Guy held his heart. Look at that. He just went

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Speaker 2: You gout, you have no fuck. Thank god.

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Speaker 4: I age well because I have two dogs, two kids.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot make some noise. If you even have

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Speaker 3: Who has these fucking mastives?

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Speaker 4: Because I have a lab mastiff ninety pounds, she's my

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Speaker 4: I was like, how much air do I have in

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Speaker 4: So I don't know how, but Whitney Houston found a

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Speaker 4: that's not real. Well, it's real when your dog eats

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Speaker 4: they're just holding their faces. They don't know that guy's

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Speaker 2: Three times and fourteen years.

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Speaker 4: This motherfucker was sobbing, sobbing, got down on his knees

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was happening. And then I

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Speaker 4: He's the strong and it was instant it everywhere we went.

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Speaker 4: It was like a fucking horror movie. I was like,

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Speaker 2: And it was it?

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Speaker 3: How long was the cleaning process?

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Speaker 3: How long did it take you to get all of it?

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Speaker 4: I had to leave because emotionally I couldn't do it anymore.

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Speaker 4: Like, you'll figure it out. And I had to leave.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever consider like putting the dog in the

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Speaker 1: I know, but you know what, back in the day,

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Speaker 4: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: We used to put our dogs in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: No, that's terrible. I would never leave her outside all night.

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Speaker 3: Okay, things change.

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Speaker 2: What a dick.

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Speaker 3: No, I would never I'm just saying it stops.

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Speaker 2: Sniping your wine after you say that.

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Speaker 1: I had a similar thing happened when I was a

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Speaker 3: We had the dog inside. My dad hated that the

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Speaker 2: And then the kid's voices, are you in Hamilton? What

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Speaker 2: the fuck was that? It's a it's a civil rights leader,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: So so anyway, we have the dog and the kids,

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Speaker 3: And I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 2: You were responsible for that dog's.

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Speaker 3: Life, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, I am so sorry, Bud,

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Speaker 2: Now, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: You were like that white racist dude in the colored

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Speaker 2: With her kids. Yes, yes you are.

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Speaker 1: You're responsible for the mist therapist. Network therapist told me, I.

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Speaker 3: Am not that.

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Speaker 1: I am not what my father you know what, I

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Speaker 1: And now my dog is to sleep in our house

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Speaker 1: and you know he's he's well taken care.

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Speaker 4: The whole point of this is that I'm a good person.

449
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Speaker 4: The whole point of this is that you are not

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Speaker 4: your father. And then also whenever someone's just like a

451
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Speaker 4: busy person, it's just like should I adopt a dog?

452
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Speaker 2: I tell him that story? Do you know what I mean?

453
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Speaker 4: Like if we actually thought about shit before we did it,

454
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Speaker 4: then maybe we wouldn't do it. It's the point of that,

455
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Speaker 4: because you know, I knew a chick in La and

456
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Speaker 4: she would adopt a dog like every time she had

457
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Speaker 4: a breakup or a bad date.

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Speaker 2: Shou what I mean?

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Speaker 4: But like she had no personality, Like she had to

460
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Speaker 4: tell everybody she was allergic to milk, I'm like nobody,

461
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Speaker 4: that's not a conversation. Start like, stop, you sound like

462
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Speaker 4: you've fart a lot.

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Speaker 2: Just say something else true.

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Speaker 1: Here's the question, though, if we tell everybody about these

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Speaker 1: certain things in life, like we tell them the.

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Speaker 3: Raw truth, will they actually do it? Namely marriage?

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Speaker 2: Kids?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: But I think a lot of people write like you

470
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Speaker 4: have to be in those shoes, right if they hear

471
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Speaker 4: all the things like the good and the bad, the

472
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Speaker 4: pros and call that shit and then they still go

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Speaker 4: with it, at least they'll be prepared with open eyes, yes,

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Speaker 4: and open hearts and open legs. Yeah, I love it.

475
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Speaker 4: We need a higher Letting's gonna be louder, thank you

476
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Speaker 4: with open legs. There was a second to lay with

477
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Speaker 4: open legs. Anyways, let's get on with the show. We

478
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Speaker 4: got a great show for you all. This is very

479
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Speaker 4: fucking exciting. You guys are cute as fun. I'm excited

480
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Speaker 4: to be here. I got a babysit I never met before.

481
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Speaker 4: I just left my children with some bitch.

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Speaker 2: I don't know her.

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Speaker 4: She had on bike shorts, a crop top and a

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Speaker 4: camel toe.

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Speaker 2: Us that call me if you name me.

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Speaker 3: You just threw some hot pockets at them and just dipped.

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Speaker 2: What'd you do like that? Anyways? Tell us who we're

488
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Speaker 2: gonna fucking be talking.

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Speaker 4: To, Jordan, don't judge for my journey.

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Speaker 1: Our first guest today is actually a city council member

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Speaker 1: for Crown Heights. Okay, represent the youngest city council member

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Speaker 1: I think ever elected.

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Speaker 3: Please give a huge round of applause to Geo, say.

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Speaker 2: The gun.

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Speaker 3: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, welcome, welcome. Okay, the thirty six district?

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Speaker 3: Are we doing Brooklyn? Yes, thirty six district?

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Speaker 6: Correct, Yes, it's Bedsteging, Crown Heights. Yell if you live

498
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Speaker 6: in Bedsti or Crown Heights. We got some gentrifiers in

499
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Speaker 6: the house. What you gonna do about it?

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Speaker 3: Cheese? I love all my constituents.

501
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Speaker 2: You are so cute.

502
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Speaker 3: Your mouth wide open right now? Are you okay?

503
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Speaker 2: Why who's whose mouth is wide open?

504
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Speaker 3: Someone right here?

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Speaker 2: Can you not believe it's your?

506
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Speaker 1: What?

507
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Speaker 3: Your city council member?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did you need any black? She was my prom date?

510
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Surprising, right? You hear the sound of my in

511
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Speaker 2: the Dawson's Creek is going on. Give me a fucking minute.

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Speaker 2: It hasn't been a minute.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna start asking about receiving ship. Well, you

514
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Speaker 4: didn't pay for the Kentucky Fried Chicken at the problem?

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Speaker 2: What is the problem.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

517
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Speaker 1: Yeah, here's what's even crazier. We have Danny Black right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Okay, go ahead, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey, what made you decide to run?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a great, great question. I still ask myself

523
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Speaker 6: that every single day.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I never thought I would run for office before. I

526
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Speaker 6: used to be a party promoter before the panny.

527
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Speaker 2: I know that, I know.

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Speaker 6: And when the pandemic hit, it turned the entire industry

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Speaker 6: and world on its head. And it wasn't until the

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Speaker 6: murder of George Floyd where you know, I left my

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Speaker 6: quarantine and felt like I needed to do something anything,

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Speaker 6: And you know, in the days that I was going out,

533
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Speaker 6: you know, the way that the NYPD reacted to folks

534
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Speaker 6: that were non violently protesting against that violence made me

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Speaker 6: want to go more and do something even bigger than

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Speaker 6: what I was doing besides protesting. And there was a conversation, yeah,

537
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Speaker 6: and there was a conversation about divesting or defunding the

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Speaker 6: police and the people that were responsible for the lack

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Speaker 6: of defunding our police war our city council. So I

540
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Speaker 6: said fuck it and threw my bid in to run

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Speaker 6: for city council against a forty year democratic establishment and

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Speaker 6: one at the tender age of nineteen.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 6: Wait, you're nineteen, I'm twenty four, I'm twenty four, twenty three,

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Speaker 6: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 4: Nineteen from the waist down. That's gross. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: As it came out, it felt like vomit and shit.

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Speaker 4: So listen, do you ever feel like you were in

549
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Speaker 4: over your head? You are overwhelmed, there's something you don't know.

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Speaker 4: How do you ask about things you don't know about

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Speaker 4: and people take you seriously?

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of questions. Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think something that I realized within this job, and

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Speaker 6: especially now that i'm a council member now and work

556
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Speaker 6: with other council members that are decades older than me,

557
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Speaker 6: is that no one really knows what they're doing and

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Speaker 6: we're all kind of learning on the spot, and maybe

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Speaker 6: that's why things are the way that they are. But

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Speaker 6: I will say that I'm a quick learner. I'm able

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Speaker 6: to learn on my feet. And I think the most

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Speaker 6: important quality that an elected official needs to have, and

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Speaker 6: so many of them do not have, is someone that

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Speaker 6: gives a shit, you know, and cares about their community

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Speaker 6: and cares about the work that they do. And frankly,

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Speaker 6: most of our elected officials care about you know, corporations

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Speaker 6: and folks that are putting money in their pockets and

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Speaker 6: the people that they represent.

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Speaker 2: That the truth. So, okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Love so tell us what's what's something you like wish

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Speaker 1: people knew about their city council member? Like what they did,

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Speaker 1: what you know, what their powers are, what you know,

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Speaker 1: not like you're a warlock, but us just what exactly you.

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Speaker 3: Do and what can you do for them?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So the City Council is responsible for four major

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Speaker 6: things in our city. They vote on our over one

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Speaker 6: hundred billion dollar budget, which goes to our NYPD, our schools,

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Speaker 6: our infrastructure, our healthcare. We're the legislative body of New

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Speaker 6: York City. We delegate land use that happens in New York.

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Speaker 6: So when you see these high rises go up and

582
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Speaker 6: you see rampant gentrification happen, sometimes that's because of our

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Speaker 6: City Council. And finally, we are there for constituent services,

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Speaker 6: so you know, we answer the needs of our people.

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Speaker 6: But the reason you should care about the city council

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Speaker 6: and your elected officials is because I believe that local

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Speaker 6: government can go a lot further in terms of making

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Speaker 6: change in our life than the federal government.

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Speaker 3: You know, the.

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Speaker 6: Clap it up, And we should care about the people

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Speaker 6: that we're electing on the local level because it affects

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Speaker 6: our day to day lives right here in New York City.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh man, and and oh please go ahead, please no.

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Speaker 4: I was going to say, it feels like you're doing

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Speaker 4: God's work. And in today's climate where people can they

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Speaker 4: can bully you online and in person, what has it

597
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Speaker 4: been like for you because you have to have, you know,

598
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Speaker 4: such thick skin. Do you read the comments? Does anyone

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Speaker 4: try to undermine you? If so, how do you how

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Speaker 4: do you deal with that? Because so many of us

601
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Speaker 4: want more than what we have, and we just don't

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Speaker 4: know how to ask for it because then we're going

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Speaker 4: to be seen as difficult. And even when we put

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Speaker 4: ourselves out there and become vulnerable, then like we're being

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Speaker 4: vulnerable to everybody's opinion.

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Speaker 2: So how do you deal with that? Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I think the hardest part I'll say about

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Speaker 6: this entire experience is being the first Gen Z elected

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Speaker 6: official of New York City. The biggest hurdle that I've

610
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Speaker 6: had to go over is not getting my be real

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Speaker 6: on time during a press conference. But thank you to

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Speaker 6: the young people that laugh. But besides that, I was like, sure,

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Speaker 6: I know what that means. But besides that, you know,

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Speaker 6: at first, it was it was very hard to not,

615
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Speaker 6: you know, take the comments that I was getting to hard.

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Speaker 6: And still sometimes there's some that come in and I'm like, ouch,

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Speaker 6: But some of these trolls are funny, Like my right

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Speaker 6: wing trolls will like take a picture of me and

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Speaker 6: do like a poorly photoshopped image of me looking like

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Speaker 6: a clown, and it's really fucking funny sometimes. But walking

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Speaker 6: is a really great tool sometimes too. But I take

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Speaker 6: so much confidence in the work that I do, and

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Speaker 6: especially the work that I do within my community and

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Speaker 6: for those that are marginalized, whether they're you know, black,

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Speaker 6: trans queer. I feel so lucky to be in this

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Speaker 6: place to uplift them and use my power. So uh,

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Speaker 6: when I see those comments, it's it's it doesn't really

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Speaker 6: hurt me because I'm helping other people that are not

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Speaker 6: looking at those comments or even have social media in

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Speaker 6: one way, shape or form.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you, ques, I.

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Speaker 2: Want to clap every time you say something I know.

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Speaker 4: I want to clap every time you see it's it's info.

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Speaker 1: I want to ask this, so like it's a Pinterest page.

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Speaker 3: I I wonder, I wonder this like when you when

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Speaker 3: you were young, were you like like making speeches to like,

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Speaker 3: you know whatever you're to boys and and things like that.

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Speaker 2: What you know?

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Speaker 3: Tell me were you were your student council president? Were

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Speaker 3: you like what what were you doing in your young

641
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Speaker 3: young youth?

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Speaker 6: Actually, Danny Black will tell you I ran for like

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Speaker 6: class president three times in high school and lost every

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Speaker 6: single time. So this is my this is my redemption arc. Yes, no,

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Speaker 6: but I was the kid in the playground that like

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Speaker 6: created the other games, not like the traditional graames like

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Speaker 6: it in Target, but like the games like cracking, which

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Speaker 6: none of you have probably heard of.

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Speaker 3: What is what is that? I'm in.

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Speaker 2: Courtyard cracking A loser? Got a tattoo with a no.

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Speaker 6: I I like telling people what to do, and I

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Speaker 6: didn't like listening to authority too, So I think that

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Speaker 6: brought me to this point that I'm at today.

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Speaker 3: What do you think of coalitions though? Do you make

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Speaker 3: do you try to make coalitions within uh, within the

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Speaker 3: city council? Absolutely, that was good.

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Speaker 1: Uh you did good, Jordan, Thank you.

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Speaker 6: No, absolutely, I think we we need coalitions to win, uh,

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Speaker 6: you know, the values and the rights that we all deserve. However,

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Speaker 6: you know, sometimes it's hard to form a coalition with

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Speaker 6: with people that you know, go back on their words.

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Speaker 5: Just last summer, but just just to give you some

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Speaker 5: insight into what a city council just recently did.

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Speaker 6: But this past June, the council passed a budget that

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Speaker 6: defunded our nearly five hundred million dollars. And yeah, and

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Speaker 6: I was unfortunately one of six council members to vote

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Speaker 6: no on that budget, but there were others that said

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Speaker 6: that they were going to do the same thing. So, yes,

669
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 6: coalition is so important, but uh, you really have to

670
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 6: invest in and uplift those that really are there to

671
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 6: fight in the trenches with you. And I'm here for

672
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 6: the long run. But coalestions are important. It's just a

673
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 6: lot harder and easier said than done.

674
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, so how do you let your

675
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: hand down. What do you do for fun? Are you?

676
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 3: And are you like the Prime Minister of Finland.

677
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 6: I maybe I had to delete my grinder, which is like,

678
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 6: I guess changed up my dating life a little bit.

679
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 6: Never though, what I don't know, Like I think every

680
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 6: single Rayah account that I get to, it's like someone

681
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 6: playing like cold Heart by Dua Lipa as their song,

682
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 6: so it's like, not really my type of pea. It's

683
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 6: a good song, though, I was.

684
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 4: Like, it's a bob, it's my warm up cold cold Hu. Yes,

685
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 4: I love Elton, but.

686
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 6: You know I go out. I still like to party obviously. Yeah,

687
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 6: you know I'm a little more low key at the

688
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 6: at the event, but I always smile and give a

689
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 6: hug to a constituent if they see me.

690
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what we call them? Now? Watch scancel.

691
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: You're definitely one of the best looking districts. It's like

692
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: got the youngest. We're gonna say, I'm one of the

693
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: best looking counsels. You are, I gotta look at you.

694
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: Come on, give it up. They know who they're sending. Yes,

695
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: Betsy is beautiful. Crown Heights is beautiful. I grew up

696
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: in in Crown Heights and you know. I'm just so

697
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: lucky to have the honor to represent such a historic black.

698
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: Mecca, New York City.

699
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I yeah, you're that, you're doing well.

700
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 2: I'm just Italian. Stop. I love that we both have

701
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 2: Haitian dads. That's fine.

702
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 6: We do have Haitian dads. Mine isn't alive anymore, so

703
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 6: you have a Haitian dad.

704
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 3: I know.

705
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but he's still Haitian.

706
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I like your darkness too. I love that from the

707
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: city Council. It's like, we can be this, but we

708
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: can be dark as well. I've been told I have

709
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: a super villain laugh, which is not a good.

710
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 4: Unless you're into that. We all have our kings. I'm

711
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 4: not judging out loud.

712
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 2: Listen. I love Haitian dads.

713
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 4: They feel like like the last true Renaissance man.

714
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 2: Well, like.

715
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 3: I told you, I listened to the album.

716
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 4: Because if I feel like they can do everything and

717
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 4: I don't know what You're dead taught you. But my

718
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: dad was like, no, everything you know because and go everywhere,

719
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: because you know, you're not just half Haitian.

720
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: You're a citizen of the world.

721
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 4: When I was growing up, at first he would like,

722
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 4: fuck with me, and be like, you'd be beautiful if

723
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 4: you lost twenty pounds, and I was like, beautiful, no

724
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 4: matter what.

725
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 2: There you go.

726
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 4: And then he goes, there, that's my girl, and I

727
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 4: was like, you couldn't have said it another way.

728
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 2: It was tough.

729
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 4: Yes, it was tough love, but it was like enough

730
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 4: love where I was just like, Okay, I'm prepared.

731
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: I think.

732
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 6: I think Haitian dads like to test their their children, right.

733
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 6: I think it's embedded in the history and the culture

734
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 6: of voodoo, right, magic and trace, So I think.

735
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, maybe we will say dad twenty

736
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 2: three and met up.

737
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 4: There's actually this app in Iceland because like you, it's

738
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 4: so inbred up there that you can bump your phones

739
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 4: your phones if you download this app and see if

740
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 4: you are related.

741
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: It's true. It's good for people form Mississippi. The probability

742
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: is high in Iceland. My family's from Mississippi. Don't act

743
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: like y'all love Mississippi.

744
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: Noay, have you done twenty three? And me yes.

745
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 6: I think it's ridiculous that white people took black people

746
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 6: from Africa and they were like, here, give us twenty

747
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 6: seven dollars and ninety nine cents and we'll tell you

748
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 6: where you're from.

749
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 3: That's true.

750
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: I like that. That's a bit.

751
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 3: Look at I love that very thing.

752
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: I did it and my twenty three and meter was

753
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: real crazy.

754
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 4: It was just like all ports. I'm like, okay, that

755
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 4: was a port. That's a port Cicily. Okay, who got

756
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: dropped off? I picked up like it was sadisfuck, but

757
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, we got freckles. Listen, we got

758
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 4: some questions from the audience about adulting.

759
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: We're about to answer. Let me ready, let's ask you.

760
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no one goes why are we still single? Bitch?

761
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: If you ask in when, what do you meet? Who

762
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: asked that question? Raise your hand, ma'am.

763
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh listen, I think I think you're great. I don't

764
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: know why. I don't know why.

765
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 3: You're still single. We we don't. We don't know much about.

766
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 2: You at all.

767
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 4: I will say this, take a trip and meet someone. Yeah,

768
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 4: going to Canada. Start small, you know, yeah? Yeah, go

769
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 4: to Montreal. Good, good to put back here another language,

770
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 4: have a different handbooker.

771
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 3: Go to Vancouver, go to Toronto.

772
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 4: You have to run ship by your friends before you

773
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 4: make a decision. You can make your own decisions by yourself. Okay,

774
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 4: don't think about it. What's one place you always want

775
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 4: to go?

776
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: I said, we.

777
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 6: Know that the answer was in her eyes. I will

778
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 6: say that everywhere you go there you are.

779
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all.

780
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 3: Know that one. But I feel like there's a place

781
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 3: for you and a person.

782
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: It's not terrible advice.

783
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: I honestly think there's a little town and I just

784
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: went there in Mexico called San Poncho, which is really beautiful.

785
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 3: Thank you. And if you can't find love there, you

786
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 3: can't find love. All right. Pick a question, just this question.

787
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: My mom complained of a lackluster sex life with my

788
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: dad exclamation point parenthetical. So I'm thinking of buying her

789
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: a vibrator. What kind do you recommend?

790
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 2: Oh, you know why.

791
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 4: I don't know how your mom is built, but I

792
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: will say, give her something with options, but start small.

793
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 4: Maybe do something a little bit more fleshy. If she's

794
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 4: she's straight, right, give her some a little more fleshy. Actually,

795
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 4: just give us something that just goes on the clip.

796
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 4: She just needs a little orgasm.

797
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 2: Maybe she is.

798
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: Any penetration like a little rabbit, right, yeah, give a

799
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 4: little set and give her some of this, and give

800
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 4: her some wipes with it too.

801
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

802
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 3: And maybe dad and mom can go to Babes and

803
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 3: toilet together and purchase said.

804
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 2: Or you take her. Make it a fucking day.

805
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 3: Out, make it real weird?

806
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: Can I tell you, my ma?

807
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 4: You know, when you look at someone, you could tell

808
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 4: they haven't had an orgasm. And I'm just like, I'm

809
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 4: so sorry for you, Like I just try to hug

810
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 4: them like you're you're still here, you know what I mean? Like, go,

811
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 4: it's like a deep hole.

812
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me?

813
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: I I'm fine, I have plenty.

814
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 3: I always climb it.

815
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 2: Okay, we have I have one. How often should you

816
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: clean your bathroom?

817
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 4: Yuck?

818
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: More a lot more than you are right now. It's like,

819
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: don't wait till the mold and mildews starts playing like

820
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: hello through the cracks.

821
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: Just be on top of it, as they do a

822
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 4: deep clean once a week and a gentle wipe down

823
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 4: every day.

824
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting.

825
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: Also, I when I used to be an editor, I

826
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 4: did this. I edited this story about bacteria in New York.

827
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 4: It's a lot. It's a lot on all the railings

828
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 4: and all the doe knobs, and don't white, don't do

829
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 4: this to your eye after you told home. And you

830
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 4: have to also get the knobs on your toilet and

831
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 4: also in your bathroom. And also don't keep your toothbrush

832
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 4: next to your toilet because the fecal matter spreads.

833
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 6: Don't don't keep it next to it. Okay, Yeah, and

834
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 6: keep for sis man peace sitting down pro tip peace

835
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 6: sitting down. Yeah, yeah, you should pee sitting down. I

836
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 6: already do.

837
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm on it.

838
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: I'm on it.

839
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty two.

840
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: How much should I spin on a bottle of wine

841
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: as a gift?

842
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: Twenty five thirty five, twenty five.

843
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 4: If it's a pino noir, make sure it's been aged

844
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 4: at least four years. That's how you get a good body.

845
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 4: Those grapes need four years twenty five. And if it's

846
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 4: a wine, make sure a white wine. Make sure you

847
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 4: know if they like dry or sweet, because that's disgusting

848
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: if you like, if you don't like what they give you.

849
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 3: This sounds so fancy. I am definitely from the phronsie camp.

850
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: But my wife wanted to go to wine country.

851
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: I was like, hell, that box wine country, let's do it.

852
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: Also, like people.

853
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 4: Google wines and shit to see how much it cost Oh, pick.

854
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: Another one, yeah, and then put that one back in there.

855
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: Thank you. I like this. What's the question?

856
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 6: How do you figure out which rules you actually have

857
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 6: to follow?

858
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 4: That's interesting because I feel like I was trying to

859
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 4: learn Dutch because my husband's Dutch, just to read his emails,

860
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 4: and it's a lot of copy and pasting, you know

861
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 4: what I mean. Wow, But it felt like learning Dutch

862
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 4: was also like learning how to drive or walk in

863
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 4: New York, Like you learn all the rules and then

864
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 4: you learn how to break them to like sort of

865
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 4: like figure out how to assimilate. So I don't know

866
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 4: what you mean by this, but learn all the things

867
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: you think you should do and then figure out what's

868
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 4: good for you, Like ask people you should take your

869
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 4: shoes off when you go into their house. Don't assume

870
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 4: you know type shit. I feel like it's around manners.

871
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. These are very general questions, you guys.

872
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 3: I know it's interesting.

873
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: I love the generalities of it all, and I think

874
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: I think they're looking for a lens for which to

875
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: look through, you know, to look at life through, and

876
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: I can't give it to you.

877
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: I feel like it's followed the rules that don't hurt others. Oh, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.

878
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. What do you do when the

879
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: kids turn the tables? You can't beat them, and they

880
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: are smart.

881
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 3: It feels like a cry for help if I've ever

882
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 3: heard on man uh, Mike, My child is nine and

883
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 3: very smart, and you just you just have to if

884
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: they're smart, you play up to their intelligence.

885
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: So the height of your intelligence and their intelligence. But

886
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: then also you need to be unreasonable at some point

887
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: and and just be like because I said so, you know, yeah, yeah.

888
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 2: That's so. There's too many steps for me.

889
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you gonna do? What you're gonna do?

890
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 2: I just do whatever works.

891
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 4: Like we were at H and M the other day

892
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 4: and they were like putting their hands in front the elevators.

893
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: I said, if you put your hand.

894
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 4: In there and the door closes on your hand, you're

895
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 4: gonna die.

896
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to die?

897
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: What you want to die is the most because.

898
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 4: It feels like you're gonna die. So here you go.

899
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 4: They're three and a half, they're still months old, you

900
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 4: know what I mean.

901
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 3: Remember, you're gonna die.

902
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: You're gonna fucking die.

903
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, this next one is our boots and shorts

904
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 6: and acceptable combination? I think it depends on the boot

905
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 6: and it depends on the length of the short.

906
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 2: What do you think? Talk about it? Let's talk about it.

907
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 2: So I think like this, should there be a law

908
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 2: for no.

909
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 6: I think like a short this cut to this length

910
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 6: and maybe like a boutaga or about it, maybe like

911
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 6: a higher sock. I think that could work. So I

912
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 6: think your skin color plays a role in it too.

913
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh does it not? Ever? But I think if.

914
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 6: You're like white with shorts in a boot, it's giving,

915
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 6: like colonizer a little bit.

916
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 4: Saying I was going to say it's giving Sarah Silverman,

917
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 4: but I allo, so understand where you're coming from.

918
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 6: But when I see, like when I see like the

919
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 6: white dude in like the short shorts and the boots

920
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 6: and bedsty, I'm like, this is new age saka Jawaya,

921
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 6: I got you, yes, kind.

922
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: Of like a nineteenth century imperialist like yeah, and I presume.

923
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 6: I've discovered this land of Bedford statisant.

924
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh my goodness, so many fantasies. I can't do this.

925
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 4: We go, Oh my god, Christopher Columbus, come see my Nina.

926
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: This is hilarious. Why didn't you answer my friend's question

927
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: from two.

928
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: Weeks to go? Make it three?

929
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: Make it three?

930
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 4: We ask all our guests what's the most adult thing

931
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 4: you want to do for yourself this year that you

932
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 4: haven't been able to do yet?

933
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: And it can be anything. Oh my god, that's a

934
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 2: huge question. Can be anything. I got fall in love?

935
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 2: How tall are you? Thank you so much? Thank you? Listen.

936
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good good show. Yes, good show.

937
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: Learned a lot. I lovechsa's presence.

938
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: I love their facility with issues and sense of style,

939
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: super relatable and approachable, local hometown product of these schools,

940
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, getting it done and has

941
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: the people's backing.

942
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 3: They're lucky over there in best I and Crown Heights.

943
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 4: It makes me miss Brooklyn even more. If you are

944
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 4: thinking about visiting New York, the city obviously is epic

945
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 4: and beautiful and iconic, but definitely visit the other boroughs.

946
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 4: You know, get some dim summon queens, go to Brooklyn. Yeah,

947
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 4: there's these really great little shops on flat Bush, New

948
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 4: like stuff that you can't find anywhere else but Brooklyn.

949
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 4: I say, explore. And also, if you live in New

950
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 4: York vote, you.

951
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 3: Know, like please do it.

952
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too important, Like, please vote, your vote matters.

953
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 4: Ask a friend to go with you. It's sort of

954
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 4: like a jog, you know, vote and then go get

955
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 4: like a margarita.

956
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, make it special.

957
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: Like early voting begins someventy two hours before election day,

958
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: so please vote early. Get that sticker and post it

959
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: and that you did that on ig like you said though, Michelle,

960
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: like put it ahead of something fun. I know voting

961
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: can be kind of like a chore, but it's like

962
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: reward yourself with something nice after. And please read up

963
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: about the candidates, you know, do that. Don't just be

964
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: at the ballot be like.

965
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just vot straight ticket on this, Like.

966
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like conversations, but you can't just

967
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 4: believe people's opinions and do the research for yourself, like,

968
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 4: you know, treat whatever candidate you're about to vote for

969
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 4: it sort of like your dentist or you're gonna call

970
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 4: it just or whatever doctor, Like this person is representing you.

971
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 4: They are important. And make sure you go to an

972
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 4: outlet that is a good one.

973
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 3: A viable outlet.

974
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so there is so much. There are too

975
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 4: many sassy Russian bots out there.

976
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 2: Say it out.

977
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: I would only say this too.

978
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: We want the full throated voice of the people, right,

979
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 1: because it's like you want what they call in Latin

980
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: the vox popular. The great historian Howard Zen once wrote,

981
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: we get less than fifty percent of the electric voting,

982
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: which means that it only takes twenty six percent of

983
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: the electric to decide on who's representing you.

984
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,959
Speaker 3: That's one in four people. That's way out of whack.

985
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. Do you see what I'm saying.

986
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: Yes, they're deciding making decisions about your life, your body, everything,

987
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: your money, so we need full participation.

988
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 3: If those numbers don't frighten you, they should.

989
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

990
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 3: In Australia it's illegal not to vote.

991
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

992
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: I think the Ossis do a lot of bad stuff,

993
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: but they got that right.

994
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's also do a lot of good stuff. I

995
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 4: can't think of any right now.

996
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 1: They're always out here saving Kowalas and they're giving back

997
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: lands that they took away from the Aborigines back to

998
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: them now, so I guess they're making amends. I'm not

999
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: going to give him too much of a pat on

1000
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: the back, but one hundred percent voting. I think is

1001
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: great and I think that we've gotten away from that

1002
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: in country because we don't win on ideas anymore, do we.

1003
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 2: We went on threats.

1004
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 3: So that said just chiosa and talking to him gets

1005
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 3: you gets that part of me go wing and energize,

1006
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 3: you know.

1007
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love talking to them.

1008
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 4: And you know, it's so funny because you're not a politician,

1009
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 4: but you did play one on TV and I love

1010
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 4: when to get passionate because y'all can't see it because

1011
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 4: it's a podcast, but you were even given me.

1012
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: Like Obama fingers. Yes, so Obama took this one right. Gosh,

1013
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: what would I do?

1014
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 4: You can't see what he's doing. I'm looking at it.

1015
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 4: I don't even know what's going on.

1016
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 2: I'm giving you.

1017
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 3: I've given like the Italian fingers.

1018
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's given black.

1019
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 4: Robert de Niro, Well, Robert de Niro likes the chocolate cake.

1020
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 4: We know that, and so it's a yummy flavor.

1021
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 3: He's had layers and layers, He's had some.

1022
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: Much chocolate cake.

1023
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 4: It's like a show stopper in British Breakoff. It's like

1024
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 4: a season finale. Bobby, come do the show.

1025
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Fop friend of the pod Robert de Niro, We know

1026
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: you are.

1027
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would just have like I would

1028
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 4: just have red wine and chocolate pop tarts waiting for him.

1029
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 2: It's so silly. What a stupid show. Thank you guys

1030
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: for listening.

1031
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: It's a stupid show.

1032
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: But I love you.

1033
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 3: I love you too.

1034
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: Now I want a chocolate pop start. Bye bye everyone.

1035
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

1036
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Helly.

1037
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 3: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

1038
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

1039
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick.

1040
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Kreich.

1041
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.

1042
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Mariann Ways. Artwork by Jamie Bechtel,

1043
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 2: Photography by Guys Savander.

1044
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: Most executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstark and Daniel Kramer.

1045
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1046
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

1047
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 2: Okay,