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Speaker 1: But I'm not friend. I was gonna say that you
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Speaker 1: think you actually do a decent French accent. No I have.
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Speaker 1: you have poppy? Oh? Yeah, you did a lot. Okay,
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Speaker 1: it for like two hours. Yeah, maybe it's like ten minutes.
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Speaker 1: Starting out, Noah and Abigail crying, crying and crying. There's
Speaker 1: bows in everybody's hair, there's headbands everywhere. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of lace gloves. And that was just on Rob Benedict
Speaker 1: on Fire. This is morning comedy and six am, six am.
Speaker 1: I am so not a warning person. This is this
Speaker 1: is early for me. I did so. Noah was like,
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to blindside you. I wrote Abigail boo
Speaker 1: hooings and I wrote it out crying with her bow
Speaker 1: and he's like, he's like, look, I came to tell
Speaker 1: you that I was falling in love with me. She's like,
Speaker 1: you're pushing me to open up a fucking hurt. And
Speaker 1: he's like, look, at the end of the day, I
Speaker 1: wasn't your person and you shouldn't hold your that against
Speaker 1: yourself at all, which I found passive aggressive. And she said, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you're not my person. And then she starts crying and
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to do this anymore. So
Speaker 1: she goes and says goodbye. He leaves with all of
Speaker 1: his pendants, suspenders and no socks and then like a
Speaker 1: prop comedy suitcase alright up to us. Madam is not
Speaker 1: him bumping. His shoes are squeaking the whole way. Don't
Speaker 1: my flowers squirt you in the eye. And then and
Speaker 1: then he doesn't tell anyone that he's leaving. Everybody's like,
Speaker 1: what the f He didn't even say goodbye, and he's crying.
Speaker 1: He's like and then he's like a dumped her him bumped.
Speaker 1: People are upset, and then everybody's like all the women
Speaker 1: are shook. They're like they were just voted most likely
Speaker 1: to say together, like if that can happen to them,
Speaker 1: they could anybody, you guys, And Serena's like, I'm really
Speaker 1: fucking shook. And then Chelsea's like, what the fun? And
Speaker 1: then sweet sweet more Risa who's needs a lot of reassurance.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, like Code Red freaking the
Speaker 1: funk out on the table for discussion, Noah, Abigail, that's
Speaker 1: the ripple effect, Robbie. I want to say at this
Speaker 1: moment in the episode is when it begins the whole
Speaker 1: like the the art of wiping one's tears with one's pinky,
Speaker 1: of that just to keep the I feel like the
Speaker 1: person who originated that, like the sort of like the
Speaker 1: Yoda was Caitlin Caitlin are sweet, sweet Katy bachelor at
Speaker 1: cry a Lot, and I think it was Mariah Harry. Okay,
Speaker 1: like the okay, there's like they're shoving the tears back
Speaker 1: in the ice. But I will say about the drama here,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't understand what happened. Did
Speaker 1: he just not was what? And it turns out there
Speaker 1: and it turns out they're actually still together now and
Speaker 1: now they which makes the most sense because it definitely
Speaker 1: never felt like they just communicated properly. Like the whole season,
Speaker 1: I was like they were both going like I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on here exactly, and they never talked.
Speaker 1: And then there was like he talked and she didn't talk,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I realized they I goofed and I
Speaker 1: didn't say I love you back in the moment, but
Speaker 1: that's my plan for tonight. And then he So the
Speaker 1: whole time it was just like ships in the night.
Speaker 1: It felt like they didn't seem have sparkling chemistry, like
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like, no, again, it's very hot down there.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they were just like drugged out,
Speaker 1: like heat stroke, but it didn't. But that didn't stop
Speaker 1: Maurica and Riley from Just Like Eating Well, they had
Speaker 1: a whip create I was gonna say they had a coat.
Speaker 1: They had another extra layer on them of cream. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that made the cream shell. She seemed a little more
Speaker 1: closed off. You know, she seems like maybe she's a
Speaker 1: little more closed off and maybe she thrives when the
Speaker 1: cameras aren't on. But yeah, I just it didn't so
Speaker 1: misdisconnect yet. Yeah, real boring, got real boring. I'm so
Speaker 1: over this couple. I mean they're adorable, but like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was like woman was talking to like,
Speaker 1: you know, Northeast. This one's pointed down. I'm like, And
Speaker 1: they never were physical, That's what I mean. There was Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were just like nap partner. Yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: love a nap. I'm not gonna lie, I love a nap.
Speaker 1: I feel like I first Aaron a nap with me
Speaker 1: on the road. My life is so weird about my
Speaker 1: Hammock partner. Anyway, go ahead, I'm sorry. She's the worst
Speaker 1: about it, my Hammick partner, Claire what oh god? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I needed I needed more from her. I
Speaker 1: was really digging Noah this season. And uh, and then
Speaker 1: you know. It was like sometimes when you talk about
Speaker 1: like bad timing, you mean like years or months. It
Speaker 1: felt like minute to minute bad time. Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 1: It was like this fifteen minutes is great. The next
Speaker 1: few minutes I didn't get enough from you. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's how that's even Kenny and Kenny and Mari last
Speaker 1: week and he was like, we were all in, but
Speaker 1: now you're disconnected from me. It was like you were
Speaker 1: just eating tacos off of her, Like what the well?
Speaker 1: How much more he do you need? Have They been
Speaker 1: on the island for like a year and a half
Speaker 1: and we just think it's really weird. I was also condensed,
Speaker 1: like well said it was shorter than normal because of COVID,
Speaker 1: I think, and it was like a shorter season production team.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about Abigail and Noah? Um?
Speaker 1: That was sad, But it did also feel like they
Speaker 1: were going to get back together, like they were just
Speaker 1: having a bit of a you know, crisis moment. But
Speaker 1: why would you bail that far into the game. Is
Speaker 1: it that they didn't want going We're not going to
Speaker 1: get engaged, We're just going to keep dating. Is that
Speaker 1: a possible Why not write it out. It's the show
Speaker 1: like making them get engaged to like, it's the show
Speaker 1: like really pushing that. So if people are like, we're
Speaker 1: not ready to get engaged, and they like, get out,
Speaker 1: you better get off. You can't be here. You owe
Speaker 1: us eight thousand dollars for food. Here's your billy. If
Speaker 1: you get engaged from that six months and off. Wait.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like the past seasons that felt
Speaker 1: generally okay to just right off to the sunset together.
Speaker 1: But this this episode was like, I felt like you
Speaker 1: had some tough choices. It felt like you had to
Speaker 1: break up or I've never turned around on a person
Speaker 1: as much as I did, and we'll get there. I have.
Speaker 1: I completely changed my opinion of one person. I can't wait. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: glasses day nan, I can't sit. Put a little coffee
Speaker 1: in your eyes. Game. Okay, So then, how many pendance
Speaker 1: are you wearing right now? Garrett? Excuse me? How many
Speaker 1: pendants are you wearing? Seven? Sisvendors are under your shirt? Yes? Exactly,
Speaker 1: thank you kindly? Okay, great, so, um, I have a
Speaker 1: rubber chicken. Think great. So Serena is crying. Everybody's crying.
Speaker 1: People are like, I really thought that it's contagious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody's freaking out. Serena was crying. Meanwhile, Ed is just
Speaker 1: storts obsessed with any more shrimp. What's over here? So
Speaker 1: you're saying I have a chance. Yeah, I mean they're
Speaker 1: filming this. Oh my god, over here, we're here and
Speaker 1: over here when we got to I like that. Even
Speaker 1: the guys new like, look at he met her yesterday?
Speaker 1: Is that? Oh my god. Okay, so let me get
Speaker 1: in the morning. The music is crazy. The music was
Speaker 1: so crazy, and in the morning, Thomas was on the beach.
Speaker 1: Beck is freaking out. Natasha's like it sucks and I
Speaker 1: got sick. It's like, what happened? You know what happened?
Speaker 1: That happened? Maybe the poops? I was thinking maybe the poops,
Speaker 1: because if she had a COVID related stuff going on,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't have she would have been bad. She wasn't sick.
Speaker 1: She was upset about Ed taking out McKenna. You think
Speaker 1: it showed her in bed just looking sad. That's what
Speaker 1: I look like. You look like, Yeah, you're about when Yeah,
Speaker 1: my doctor's like it's diarrhea. I'm like sorry, I mean,
Speaker 1: how could she beat that? Upset about. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's a human live sad. I agree, are okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't get that word out. I usually don't use
Speaker 1: three syllable words. I've got a cocaine and do some cocae.
Speaker 1: Arm's nose, that's where it all lives. I think that's true.
Speaker 1: Though it's a good thing. I don't have an appetite
Speaker 1: for drugs, you know what I mean? I can I
Speaker 1: do because I do have like such addicts in my
Speaker 1: family tree. It probably wouldn't end well for me if
Speaker 1: I really was super into drugs. Yeah, great, I agree.
Speaker 1: I've tried it for I've tried it for you. How
Speaker 1: did it go? What was your favorite? Okay, I love
Speaker 1: the weed. I like, I'm not good at weeds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at I get Really, I'm a buzz kill.
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks, oh, you'll be fun on No, actually nobody.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows I wouldn't be fun I and then I
Speaker 1: used to think, no, I've gotta be fun, and it's
Speaker 1: like no, I go right to Middle Earth. I tried cocaine,
Speaker 1: but I put my back out. Okay, great, okay, so
Speaker 1: so then we have so then Wells is like our
Speaker 1: boy Wells comes and cancels the cocktail party from bad
Speaker 1: News from Well He's doing a great job. Is there
Speaker 1: any doubt he hosts these things? Like the Bachelor didn't
Speaker 1: get it, and he didn't I felt we didn't really
Speaker 1: like going he was here last week. They gave it
Speaker 1: to Jesse Palmer. Yeah, I mean he was the Bachelor
Speaker 1: years ago, snooze backup quarter was a very bad quarterback,
Speaker 1: and then it like Ultimate Surfer, and I think that
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, maybe they thought he did
Speaker 1: well and they gave him Bachelor, But now he's hosting that.
Speaker 1: But uh, Caitlin and Tasha are doing Michelle season. I
Speaker 1: very bored by that. They have so boring. I mean,
Speaker 1: give it to well Wells was the rightful error. I
Speaker 1: feel you wanted it. He wanted it, and he did
Speaker 1: a good for diversity. Yeahash, here's another straight white boring dude.
Speaker 1: They're very rare. Yeah, is a very rare, beautiful bird.
Speaker 1: Probably a lot of groping in the off season. I
Speaker 1: missed you and cocaine face, Cocaine. I wish I could
Speaker 1: have had a cocaine face. If you have Moontower never
Speaker 1: done cocaine? Have you never done cocaine. Who's that? I
Speaker 1: knew that front draft pick for the Boston Celtics is
Speaker 1: really into the Celtics. Back then, I was twelve years
Speaker 1: old straight and then decided, if you could do in
Speaker 1: my naivete cocaine one night and die, I will never
Speaker 1: do it. And I never did it, and boy was
Speaker 1: very thankful. Yeah. I want you to know I watched
Speaker 1: Fame as a young child because my face is similar.
Speaker 1: Because I had no like parental supervision, I watched everything.
Speaker 1: So I watched Fame and I was like, they did cocaine.
Speaker 1: I was like, that looks fun. I should probably never
Speaker 1: do smart I knew. I actually was like, m that
Speaker 1: looks too fun for me forever. I want to live forever.
Speaker 1: It's a horrible drink, exactly like that's room from You
Speaker 1: want fame, you get a paper to sweat. And I'm
Speaker 1: Debbie Allen who said to me on the set of
Speaker 1: Grey's Anatomy acting pain, Heifer, isn't that great act in pain?
Speaker 1: I was supposed to. I was cha no, But I
Speaker 1: felt like it's because she liked me that she called
Speaker 1: me ever thing I take, So I think I massed.
Speaker 1: She felt comfortable with nature she cook. I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's a compliment. I felt so. I was just I
Speaker 1: was just looking up Jessie Palmer's Instagram and it only
Speaker 1: says host a Bachelor. It was a season twenty six.
Speaker 1: It doesn't just say host. Actually, I wonder if he's
Speaker 1: just coming on for one season. Beat give it to well.
Speaker 1: They better give it well start wells backup actual host. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I just looked up heffer. A young female cow that
Speaker 1: has not that is not born a calf. True, I
Speaker 1: have not. I have not a birthless calf. Accurate cow
Speaker 1: that's not born a calf. I've ever a calf. She
Speaker 1: hasn't been a mom. She's not a mom. I'm not
Speaker 1: a mom. Have a calf. She's herself been a calf,
Speaker 1: but she's never married a calf. She's born, she's born there, gorgeous,
Speaker 1: born with born with an She's gorgeous because she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I've never been on a dairy. I was grown up.
Speaker 1: I grew up next to a dairy farm, wilds farm.
Speaker 1: That must have been when she was talking about up set,
Speaker 1: it was she knew that. Hey, good news is we've
Speaker 1: got two hours and fifty minutes left. Of I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's go back and let's start at
Speaker 1: the problem again. I thought we had a good Let's
Speaker 1: get one more, take one more. We'll go from Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 1: Let's be extra aggravate. I really like that anti wife
Speaker 1: guy and Jesse Palmer. Jesse Palmer. Wasn't it a good quarterback?
Speaker 1: It is? We got the show guy be backed up
Speaker 1: for crappy story. All right, we're back. So then so then, um,
Speaker 1: Aaron and Tia, so Chelsea and Natasha get cut. Natasha
Speaker 1: is upset, she's leaving. She doesn't trust herself enough. Wealth
Speaker 1: goes maybe at the Rose Pop, which I can't wait
Speaker 1: to say it, where we see Dan They just got
Speaker 1: out of the call. The favorite is still so handsome.
Speaker 1: Can I just say we love the Dean? They dressed
Speaker 1: them off. She's she stopped contouring, she's been living in
Speaker 1: a van. Still gorgeous. They're a gorgeous couple. And he's
Speaker 1: kept a mustache this whole time. He's not the McConaughey
Speaker 1: and dazed and confused. Yea, he looks like future Noah.
Speaker 1: He's future Noah suspenders. Yeah, talk to me. They thought
Speaker 1: those two took a step back. Looks wise. I thought
Speaker 1: they look like little people. I mean, they're both beautiful.
Speaker 1: People know they might have, but they liked them a
Speaker 1: little cleaned up. They look like they have like cobwebs
Speaker 1: are in their hair. Oh they do. They've been living
Speaker 1: in a van. They live in a sprinter van. But
Speaker 1: his delivery of dialogue master. You guys are in front
Speaker 1: of me. He's my acting coach. He's really good. He
Speaker 1: should Who are your tennis couch. It seems like you've
Speaker 1: got a good team where you may let me have
Speaker 1: and then we have and then we have a team.
Speaker 1: Is my acting couch? Well? I like that. When they
Speaker 1: brought him back for a second round, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank god, more of those people, because they really are
Speaker 1: dynamic like this. This this justin. They seem to have
Speaker 1: bought a house in the Las Vegas area together. Anyway,
Speaker 1: water people, I love those people who hate water. Where
Speaker 1: you want to go Vegas, it's no water. That's perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm such a savage channer. Me and Vegas.
Speaker 1: You're round. I would just be so tan. I would
Speaker 1: be wonder. It would be like all my freckles would
Speaker 1: just like connect into one giant burn and freckle situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you imagine, like the whole point of Vegas is
Speaker 1: made of lotion. It's dry there, Are you okay? Are
Speaker 1: you okay? Everyone's I'm so glad he chose us anyway,
Speaker 1: So they're like Paradise is over, it's over night dates tonight,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Rose Palapa, your guard to the fantasy suitets.
Speaker 1: Kenny goes, I'm forty, Like really, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell forty. She's twenty five, by the way,
Speaker 1: loved me from Kenny Kenny. Kenny's articulate. Kenny. Kenny is
Speaker 1: very in touch with his boy band cover band manager feelings. Yes,
Speaker 1: how many boy band cover bands do you manage? Garrett
Speaker 1: at this point? For But that's only because it's not
Speaker 1: the main gig anymore. So I just part time. And
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm not less of a manager, more of
Speaker 1: a leader, a coach. I call myself a coach because
Speaker 1: I had the whistle, but I've always had the wizard. Anyway.
Speaker 1: There was a question, and it's eluded me. You live
Speaker 1: in You live next to a sinkhole in Florida, don't you?
Speaker 1: I lived in a sinkhole. For a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the house went in and I said, I actually like
Speaker 1: the view better because it probably stayed naturally cool. It's
Speaker 1: much better. It's like a natural cooling. De Santis can't
Speaker 1: rule down there. It's I guess you're you're you actually
Speaker 1: become your own kingdom if you live in a Saint Cole.
Speaker 1: That's what the law says of the underland. So then
Speaker 1: they go, So he's I'm forty, she might be scared.
Speaker 1: I'm want to talk to Maury look for me. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's crazy. I saw you was thunderstruck. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was living for sight your I'm a thousand percent
Speaker 1: ready to I want to go to the hump you
Speaker 1: in the fantasy suites. I but you really need to
Speaker 1: be one, no, one, thousand percent, whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it. It needs to stop the thousand percent. There
Speaker 1: needs to be someone who steps in and teaches what
Speaker 1: literally is and the peak percent. Yeah, and him and Eyes,
Speaker 1: him and relationship are really goodding right, Him and Ezer
Speaker 1: we him and Irens are really taking it to the
Speaker 1: next level in the Rose Palapa. Yeah. So then, um,
Speaker 1: because you're not is anybody a hundred percent? Yeah? Yeah
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, they are, so then she goes, look
Speaker 1: they are, Mari goes, I knew I always wanted to
Speaker 1: marry young. I can't tell you. I was not like
Speaker 1: Mari at five. She's a woman. I was a little idiot.
Speaker 1: She's literally fifty six. That's good. Yeah, that's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, what's her what's her back? She was
Speaker 1: her Puerto Rico. She was like miss Puerto Rico, wasn't she.
Speaker 1: And then she was the one that was saying my grandmother,
Speaker 1: like when all the like all the natural disasters. And
Speaker 1: then she got hit in the face with the dildo
Speaker 1: by Katie Opening Night. She got hit in the face
Speaker 1: of the vibrator. She's She's the one person that I
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's fully human talk to me
Speaker 1: more than Thomas Thomas, the cyborg. Thomas is just. But
Speaker 1: Mari in particular is a real tough one to figure
Speaker 1: out because she she yeah, I think um, because she
Speaker 1: just has this like weird reactions. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: I just kept leaning in being like who she would
Speaker 1: just go she did that weird like face. And then
Speaker 1: that's why Kenny speaks like a sixty five year old
Speaker 1: And that's why Kenny is like sums off. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: you never reacted more than just nodding. Yeah, she definitely
Speaker 1: there was. There's not a lot of change between her
Speaker 1: reactions to when Kenny was breaking up with her, when
Speaker 1: she was in love with Kenny pining form, when they
Speaker 1: got back together, and now that they're talking about engagement.
Speaker 1: Like facially, there's very little. The most or a murderer broken, yea.
Speaker 1: The most from her when she threw that cake in
Speaker 1: the fire was her pinnacle. That was. That was when
Speaker 1: we saw like the underbelly. Yes, thank you, I would have.
Speaker 1: I would have. I would never throw a cake in
Speaker 1: the fire because I want to eat that cake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta get that cake. Get it. You can eat
Speaker 1: the fire. No you can't. Somebody ate it out of
Speaker 1: the fire. From our podcast and they burn their mouth,
Speaker 1: well they didn't wait. The five person was my mouth
Speaker 1: is just starting to heal. That person was me. I
Speaker 1: did not see that coming. They burn their mouths. They
Speaker 1: didn't feel good one night. They had a hard time
Speaker 1: when Mitten's wo throughout their story is specific about this, okay,
Speaker 1: so that anyway, So she's like, I always wanted to
Speaker 1: marry young. So then Becca is like, I am really torn.
Speaker 1: I need more humanity from my cyborg boyfriends crying. I
Speaker 1: need more, I need more realness. By the way, our
Speaker 1: Bachelor historian Laurie has a real soft spot for Thomas.
Speaker 1: She is constantly texting me how she's t Thomas. She thinks, I, Laurie,
Speaker 1: I know you're listening. I know you think he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's cute, but he's not. He's a cyberl's when he
Speaker 1: cried the whole crying. Okay, she goes. She goes, you
Speaker 1: were unexpected and I don't want perspively. No, I'm not committed.
Speaker 1: He goes, I am falling in love with you, and
Speaker 1: she goes, well, I haven't seen any of this, and
Speaker 1: then she goes, whoa driving away? I saw a part
Speaker 1: of Thomas that I didn't see in anybody else that
Speaker 1: I've ever done. And he goes and then he did this.
Speaker 1: I want to audition for the part of Thomas. Okay,
Speaker 1: trusting you is decided to trust how you're saying, No,
Speaker 1: this is what you need. I was crazy by Mari
Speaker 1: coached him tell everybody else to leave. We got we
Speaker 1: got our we got our we got our guy. Oh
Speaker 1: my God, I hit my hat. I'm so talls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going off script. You definitely got the job. Can
Speaker 1: I see you to play Thomas after that? I don't
Speaker 1: know if you could do it. So here's your line.
Speaker 1: Here's your line. Um, just let me go, let me go,
Speaker 1: Just let me go, let me go. I'm crying. I'm okay, Aaron,
Speaker 1: here's your line. I wish you could see the faith
Speaker 1: I have in this. That's your I wish you could
Speaker 1: see the faith I have in this. Do it. I'm
Speaker 1: not an actor. Do it. You gotta cry, you're crying,
Speaker 1: you're upset. Faith, So good, okay, and then you can
Speaker 1: go and then and then our finale. Garrett, Um, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to leave. I want to be with you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave. I want to be with you, Faith.
Speaker 1: But he had a dry cry cry. That's what I
Speaker 1: need here. There needs to be someone who comes in
Speaker 1: and just goes. He's just direct, he's not crying, he's
Speaker 1: not crying. He's fake crying, trying to like the cry
Speaker 1: the cry referee, like throwing the yeah, just be like humanity.
Speaker 1: But he kept doing this, he kept wiping his he
Speaker 1: kept doing the early Wife like I don't even want
Speaker 1: to get him on my cheeks. Bro, there's nothing in there.
Speaker 1: Your eyes are the same yea doctor banana like dude.
Speaker 1: And she's like tell us and he's like, let me go.
Speaker 1: And it's like you literally were not crying trying. He said,
Speaker 1: what do you say if you care about me, let
Speaker 1: me go, Let me go. She's like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to Kate Wins. Yeah, it's like also, it's great, I'm paradise.
Speaker 1: So we can also like text one stake back to
Speaker 1: the I think it's gonna be fine. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: what he texts back. Let it go. Let they're still together.
Speaker 1: They're back together again together. Well, but she saw that
Speaker 1: emotion from him and said, how I didn't know he
Speaker 1: had this layer of extra fakeness below the fake layer.
Speaker 1: There's another layer. Yeah, if I can get my hands
Speaker 1: on that fake layer, and if that there might be
Speaker 1: more bullshit. Yeah, this guy might be literally psychotic. I
Speaker 1: can't let him go about it. She went from Ari
Speaker 1: to fucking Garrett to Thomas the common denominator Bagel, Bagel,
Speaker 1: look at the three strikes, it's you at a certain point,
Speaker 1: and she had the right call. She's like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: kind of a dude. And she was like and then
Speaker 1: she's like, oh god, wait was that wrong? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's evident. Say to you, lad, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: You have good instincts as you have to just learn
Speaker 1: to chest them. I'm kind. So when do you think
Speaker 1: this guy gets like a psychotic cyborg serial killer just
Speaker 1: because somebody's dry crying and shoving them back up? Chest
Speaker 1: your gut, Trust your gut is a hunk though, he's
Speaker 1: a hunk. And with that extra fake clare. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back
Speaker 1: with my extra fake clare. But the bones zone. What's
Speaker 1: getting the bone zone? Guys? And we're back. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ed's heart is pounding. I like like, na, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go take a swing. I'm gonna take a swing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to go see should go to the fantasy
Speaker 1: suite and all the guys are watching and laughing him
Speaker 1: and going, bro, he met her fucking yesterday. I love it,
Speaker 1: like she's the one, I'm not the one. And he's
Speaker 1: like I begged her, so that he goes down. He
Speaker 1: goes well, the fantasy suite sounds amazing, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm struggling. She's like, we don't live in the same city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to see your dick, Like
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see your dick. I mean
Speaker 1: we have a spond but it's not really as strong.
Speaker 1: I love you so much, it's fucking crazy. Something's missing
Speaker 1: for me. I feel the same way my parents. He
Speaker 1: kept saying, my parents keep going. But but but I
Speaker 1: feel a strong spark in my past. For you, it's
Speaker 1: a waste of a spark, and it's to be She's like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I feel the spark, but I mean,
Speaker 1: why we an opportunity like to leave today when we
Speaker 1: can maybe to see each other and go have to
Speaker 1: do something spectacular. And then he's like, but I just
Speaker 1: got dumped, no regret, and h it's so yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't wait for you to do the one person show.
Speaker 1: You play everybody. Honestly, that is what I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been training for these last eighteen years. In the podcast,
Speaker 1: I'm wound, definitely. I think my finale is gonna be
Speaker 1: Peter's mom. Let her go. She's an angel on earth,
Speaker 1: Let her go. And then I also enjoyed Kenny Sneaky Snake. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Nick Snack. You can play the part. It can't be
Speaker 1: won't You could play Nick Viale and Dean's dad? How
Speaker 1: what does Dean's dad think about all this? Give me
Speaker 1: my mom beans? And how in the morning? How's Nick
Speaker 1: Vale doing? This is weird because it's like it was
Speaker 1: like I kind of I kind of like it. But
Speaker 1: you can play Christine to the Russian. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's my favorite. You're gonna eat lipstick every morning. I
Speaker 1: get up, I eat lipstick every morning. I don't care
Speaker 1: if you bad community per you bring lipstick. She's so cute.
Speaker 1: She was so cute. She was so cute. They didn't
Speaker 1: cover this island is so big show. Do a live
Speaker 1: show where we write a play. What do you want
Speaker 1: to play? Garrett? I don't know that many seasons? So
Speaker 1: you can do a new season? Okay, great? Who do
Speaker 1: you connect with? Who was the one who picked the
Speaker 1: guy before the show started and then they brought in Tasia? Great? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about Dale Claire and I'm in?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about the rest good? And by
Speaker 1: marrying him? It shows over break the lights down break
Speaker 1: the grow, the shoot is over. I'm good. Okay, our Claire,
Speaker 1: we have our Claire, We have Chris Clair. How can
Speaker 1: you be so short? I know when you know? You
Speaker 1: know this is forever. It's been six hours. I know
Speaker 1: who I'm in love with. I only know when gun
Speaker 1: point that at my head. All right, Claire, you're the one, Claire.
Speaker 1: Bring him home to me, Clair, Bring him home. Mary
Speaker 1: isn't the angel Claire? Bring him curtain? Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Well I could do that for hours. Okay, so um,
Speaker 1: anyway way to spark buds. I got dump no regrets.
Speaker 1: Then James and Anna. Um, and She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I have never felt comfortable with anyone in my life.
Speaker 1: That made me sad Anna. You look Anna your namesake?
Speaker 1: Were you named after Anna on the Bachelorette? You guys
Speaker 1: look a lot of like I've never felt comfortable with
Speaker 1: anyone in my life except for James. Do you have
Speaker 1: not parents, family, friends, nothing? Dog. She's got that clear
Speaker 1: bone in her like she just wants it to work.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even she just needs that. She said, when
Speaker 1: a guy likes me, I want them back, and then
Speaker 1: they're out because then they see how fucking bat shit,
Speaker 1: I am. I mean that was really the undercurrent that
Speaker 1: would be comfortable with herself. You got to be cast.
Speaker 1: No one else is gonna make you. Can't like you,
Speaker 1: you ain't nobody gonna like if you're not okay with
Speaker 1: you too got yeah, yeah, yeah, pain have her. So
Speaker 1: then she goes, Anna is going to be in this
Speaker 1: franchise for the next thirty six years. They're going to
Speaker 1: roll her out every summer, proper up and it's going
Speaker 1: to be a disaster. She goes, I like you, I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed meeting you, and I would like to see
Speaker 1: where there's is going. And he's like, m m yeah.
Speaker 1: I live in San Diego and I'm in love with
Speaker 1: the air. I'm gonna leave it with a guy though.
Speaker 1: But see she's like wait, and then ed popped out
Speaker 1: of some rocks. She's like, I have really strong I
Speaker 1: never met anyone like you before. Ela. You're the one
Speaker 1: you can play at an honor, you can play at
Speaker 1: in Claire, Yeah for sure. So that he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not in a place to see where this is going.
Speaker 1: I'm not really in a place to fall him up.
Speaker 1: She's like he's like, he goes, look, I'm just owe
Speaker 1: it to myself not to adjust my standards. It's not
Speaker 1: a little rude standards. That's not a little road. Katie Levine,
Speaker 1: we haven't you. How did you feel about it? Just
Speaker 1: my standards? I thought it was like kind of meat.
Speaker 1: He's just like I can do better, and it's like
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't like, don't say it
Speaker 1: to their it's weird, I mean, and I don't like her.
Speaker 1: I thought she was a terrible person on Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: changed everybody, but like, yeah, it was just like such
Speaker 1: a weird way. He could have been like, hey, we
Speaker 1: barely know each other and she goes, yes, yes, he
Speaker 1: should have accused her of being an escort. That would
Speaker 1: have been the ultimate move. Chicago is a small town,
Speaker 1: It's right. Yeah, I have to say, I just realized
Speaker 1: how cokey I've been this entire podcast. I just landed
Speaker 1: on my body and I'm like, oh, I've been flying. Ye,
Speaker 1: you just need another bump, that's how the drug. There's
Speaker 1: no chair below you. I literally have been like a
Speaker 1: hover crop. Yes, I'm like ready to be halftime at
Speaker 1: the super Bowl and I want to like jet pack in,
Speaker 1: but I don't need the pack that didn't talk about ratings.
Speaker 1: Let's go. She hit the ground pretty hard, so she
Speaker 1: needed the pack. It turns out she hit the ground
Speaker 1: just like that boy hit the ground who broke his
Speaker 1: arm when he went skydiving with Rachel, That poor child,
Speaker 1: Gareth the child again. Okay, So then so then and
Speaker 1: my first time, I'm sorry, ma'am. We're really up the home.
Speaker 1: You can, you can? Okay, So then she's now. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to be mellow the rest of the
Speaker 1: entire girl. Girl, you have to be you take you
Speaker 1: comfortable with your so you are anyone can be comfortable
Speaker 1: when you I'll tell you the truth. Man, energy comes
Speaker 1: in bursts, and then I need a nap, I know,
Speaker 1: but we got to show it now. I need a
Speaker 1: nap now because at the start of the day, what's
Speaker 1: nine we can pick back up I do, I'll take
Speaker 1: coming up. I'll take a nap later. I'll put my
Speaker 1: dinner order in now, Okay, I'll take a nap later. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the good news very professional herd and runs a
Speaker 1: real tight chip around here on that later six hour recording,
Speaker 1: and then a nap and we end up we have
Speaker 1: omelets and then we do our chew you want to
Speaker 1: do it? And then I buy Sunvisors. Can't wait to
Speaker 1: say my new Sunvisor for tennis. I got the cut
Speaker 1: at Visors, so stupid, can't I have to play? I
Speaker 1: have to go to Wimbledon American Nie. It's all I
Speaker 1: literally play six times a week. Is all I do
Speaker 1: is buy Sunvisors and play tennis okay and sunburn okay.
Speaker 1: So then Anna Jesse Palmer he was such a bad quarterback.
Speaker 1: So we're taking it back to Anna's crying, and then
Speaker 1: he just keeps reiterating there's a lot of my person
Speaker 1: stuff this year. There used to be you make me
Speaker 1: feel like a little kid, and now it's Anna's not
Speaker 1: my person. It's like, okay, well she gets it. You
Speaker 1: didn't have to rub it in lowering my standards. So
Speaker 1: then he goes far so low. But I just can't
Speaker 1: get there with you. And yeah, and my bar is
Speaker 1: literally under the sand. Yeah, he goes, fuck it, Aaron.
Speaker 1: This was the best best. This is when I changed
Speaker 1: my mind about Aaron. I have not enjoyed Aaron at
Speaker 1: all through this all day, and it's the fucking exit.
Speaker 1: I am in no rain shall fall on Aaron ever.
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Aaron, he's and he's like, eron,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to s D, like like productions, like
Speaker 1: there's one car going one place and we gotta go
Speaker 1: to s D. How fast can you get at her?
Speaker 1: He's like, Jim, is that your names? Like James is waiting?
Speaker 1: I got a bounce, She's got a bounce's doing this
Speaker 1: right now because I gotta go to s D and
Speaker 1: San Diego. So they're standing next to the fucking bunk dead.
Speaker 1: She's like what she's like a guy to bounce and
Speaker 1: then she's like, I hate and I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love him. And then they picky back. He didn't
Speaker 1: even try to punch Thomas. They piggybacked like bromos like
Speaker 1: so and they said, I might not have fell in love,
Speaker 1: but I found a best friend. I did find love
Speaker 1: in Paradise unexpected person Aaron, I love you broke That's
Speaker 1: facts and then music I was this was this was
Speaker 1: a part of the episode where I cried. This is
Speaker 1: where I yeah, the most love felt on the episode.
Speaker 1: I loved it and now I love it was and
Speaker 1: watching Tia, who could be such a wet rag, dragging
Speaker 1: her stand after she just got faced by Aaron, who's piggyback.
Speaker 1: Both of them have been sort of like James is
Speaker 1: nice enough, but like it was like it was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's like and there was a moment
Speaker 1: who where James was like yes, So I told her,
Speaker 1: you know it's not gonna work. So Aaron, oh my god, exactly,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Alright on the table discussed the best
Speaker 1: exit I've ever seen. Do you agree? I was pretty awesome?
Speaker 1: But then I also realized it made me remember not
Speaker 1: to rain on the prey. But early when it was like,
Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna expect this year's batch in Paradise,
Speaker 1: I felt like they hinted towards men might hook up
Speaker 1: with men, women might hook up with women, and never happened.
Speaker 1: They did a lot of it. They did the last
Speaker 1: year with Demi. Last year they did with Demi. I
Speaker 1: was kind of hoping that actually one of the guys
Speaker 1: might realize maybe this was his calling, Maybe this is
Speaker 1: the closest we got. I'll take it take But um no,
Speaker 1: it was. It was great. It was silly and fun,
Speaker 1: and Tia definitely needs She was like, fuck you, Paradise,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. I'm okay with that I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. She's better than Paradise. Well she should be,
Speaker 1: she should be Okay, it was it was I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it was Tia. Was she Stockholm? She the one that
Speaker 1: had a friend that then came on. Raven was first right,
Speaker 1: they're both from Weener, They're both from and they literally
Speaker 1: because Raven fell in love with Adam. I think they
Speaker 1: were hoping to make Raven the bachelorette. And then Raven's like,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Adam, and then so they're like,
Speaker 1: get us another Ravens stats like, here's here's Raven part two.
Speaker 1: Tia also from Wiener. Anyway, that's great, send help. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking I'm in trouble. Ha Well, I would have absolutely
Speaker 1: loved as a gay person. Um what yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: this whole time, the whole time, A thousand, a thousand,
Speaker 1: you know what it was. I just was never I
Speaker 1: could never be comfortable around men anyone. And I woke
Speaker 1: up this morning I was like, enough is enough enough? Anyway? Okay,
Speaker 1: I kicked them all out of my bed and I
Speaker 1: brought in a hooker. Loved this, I uh yeah, if
Speaker 1: it wasn't so utterly ridiculous, I'd be like, Oh, Aaron,
Speaker 1: such a dick with the whole tea thing, but the
Speaker 1: whole thing that thing was useless anyway. So then I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, that's hilarious. The friendship felt authentic. Then
Speaker 1: I then I took one second and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: gay brain, do you think Aaron, what's what's the other
Speaker 1: guy's name, James? James? Like could they do? Like could
Speaker 1: they go there? Because I have to say I find
Speaker 1: them both not very like strong like lady vibes coming off.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're like almost more like a sexual
Speaker 1: if anything, they're not ready for it. Yeah, they just
Speaker 1: feel very glovelessed off. I don't know that. I god,
Speaker 1: I hope that. I hope they hook up one night.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. But I do think that that
Speaker 1: is like it's so weird to have multiple times been
Speaker 1: like I really feel strongly for you, to like multiple
Speaker 1: women on the season, and then just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean I get it.
Speaker 1: I mean, in particular, is such a weird bird his
Speaker 1: whole season. Yeah, it was like you to fight he's
Speaker 1: over here, like he's just a man, Like he's a
Speaker 1: hot man, he's a hot Head Too production team. Did
Speaker 1: you love it or what I mean? I'm glad they
Speaker 1: found each other and now their roommates. Apparently that's fun.
Speaker 1: I did like that so fun. I was just like,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Okay, fine, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: And then she I thought was a good sport drag
Speaker 1: suitcase across the sand, Katie, she liked it. I think
Speaker 1: in a way, I think I think they're going to
Speaker 1: hook up. I think she's going to go to San Diego.
Speaker 1: That's her fetish to be left on the beach. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like kind of nagging, you know, like I
Speaker 1: think she was into it. I know, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I felt like he actually I agree with you that
Speaker 1: she had a little like sparkle, like I love you
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, he was like gotta get your number,
Speaker 1: and then like right, it was nagging. You're right. Rap
Speaker 1: boys though, like twenty year old frap boys like Bro
Speaker 1: before her, Like they felt like they were about to
Speaker 1: go to their sequel. Right, they're doing like old school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they should have shown them like the graduate style not
Speaker 1: talking in the car run have done. Oh god, that's
Speaker 1: so good. Good punshop Rob, good Punshob of course. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what James said. Okay, here we got her. So
Speaker 1: then she chad her that place is Nectar. So then
Speaker 1: she goes, fuck this place, fuck this beach, Fuck these dudes, Paradise,
Speaker 1: Fuck Paradise. I have to say I have a soft
Speaker 1: spot for I'm not gonna lie. She makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: The vagina dancing, you know you, I love the vagina dance.
Speaker 1: She's the only person, which is the only person we
Speaker 1: saw actually taking a suitcase back. You're right. And even
Speaker 1: though she didn't even like James, the other guy was
Speaker 1: like Barrel, douche Barrel. And then she went with a
Speaker 1: guy that she didn't even really like because that guy
Speaker 1: wasn't stepping up to the plate. Yeah, the name actually
Speaker 1: by Baryl Douche Barrel was a real douche barrel Blake.
Speaker 1: He was a first. I was like, oh, this is greatly.
Speaker 1: I thought they were gonna be a part of my
Speaker 1: French listeners. Her all right, so here we are. So
Speaker 1: then they're having a chat Riley and Marissa. Here we go.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, I was expecting to find I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting to find what I wanted. She was like,
Speaker 1: I would love to go to the Fantasy, Like I
Speaker 1: need a ring, now, I need a ring. And he
Speaker 1: was like, he was like, well, he actually did a
Speaker 1: pretty good acting job. He was like, we would have
Speaker 1: to know for sure if we want to continue, but
Speaker 1: I would love to go to the Fantasy. Dude, He's like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how I am? I yeah, I hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: why would you do that to me? I love Riley.
Speaker 1: I love that man who loves Riley. Risk loves Riley.
Speaker 1: We're going to the Fantasy's three, Baby, I'm rooting for them.
Speaker 1: I love them. I'm rooting for them. Yeah, he's I
Speaker 1: love him. He's so great. Sunday morning turning. I can't
Speaker 1: Sunday morning. That's a great fucking monologue day because I
Speaker 1: remember him mentioning it when he was on the Bad
Speaker 1: ch Laura but the Bachelorette. I remember him talking about this,
Speaker 1: like there's clearly yeah because he wasn't really close with
Speaker 1: his dad and like and that he missed that, he
Speaker 1: wanted that, he wanted that and he didn't have it.
Speaker 1: And he's a lawyer and I think he's been really
Speaker 1: just and then like this journey of this guy and
Speaker 1: we're not quite Therey but this guy who like always
Speaker 1: self sabotages and protects himself and like it almost takes
Speaker 1: this like open heart, who was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I love them to get I love it. I love
Speaker 1: the boat. But they were adorable. They were my favorite
Speaker 1: couple of the whole season. You know, I love that.
Speaker 1: She kepting like that's my man. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: so cute when they when they had that first date
Speaker 1: and they were eating the crazy stuff, I was like,
Speaker 1: what a terrible idea to make people attract, Like it
Speaker 1: just seemed like not at all conducive to anything, and
Speaker 1: they were very into it. So then turns out that
Speaker 1: was their thing. Like yeah, they were like, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: in the fan to see sweet just like kissing between
Speaker 1: a pig snout. Did you time to the nostril touch
Speaker 1: my tongue on the other end, baby, get the ox tail.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get freaking yeah, that's right. When we were
Speaker 1: on with your podcast, best friend Lance bass I was
Speaker 1: telling us about how he was hosting that Yes, it
Speaker 1: was his idea, and then they were like into it.
Speaker 1: They were like not even like grossed out, and the
Speaker 1: room smelled, the room smelled and it was hot and
Speaker 1: they were horn. It was hours hours, hotly, sweaty and
Speaker 1: like expect him to eat everything. Just al right, guys,
Speaker 1: finished the kidney. We gotta shut down production over time.
Speaker 1: Oh man, a heart so good? Right? Like nothing the
Speaker 1: heart Dan, not Katie? What did you think of that?
Speaker 1: I'm glad you know that was what I thought. It
Speaker 1: was funny that he kept he played into it a
Speaker 1: little to keep her waiting to be like, so my decision, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: is yeah, I can't to go. I was just gonna
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill you right now.
Speaker 1: Two on her face. Yeah, she's ripping. Her hair is
Speaker 1: physically falling out, ready to rip his dick off. Fantasye
Speaker 1: you I hate you, Tann the job? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: you guys to play Riley, don't we've cast our Riley
Speaker 1: can't wait to see who Katie's gonna be. We'll see it.
Speaker 1: Let's come naturally. It's just gonna come naturally. So here
Speaker 1: we go, don't. We have Joe and Serena. Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 1: He's a terrible quarterback. Terrible quarterback for the for the
Speaker 1: exactly for the teams. Okay, Joe had to get specific
Speaker 1: at the end, even we got you out of it,
Speaker 1: but you had to take a guess. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: before I look. Okay, so that Joe's Serena so cute.
Speaker 1: That's a dull man and this young girl are so cute.
Speaker 1: She's so cute. She goes, I do love Joe. I
Speaker 1: haven't told him. And he's like, look, I'm impressed with
Speaker 1: how she handled Kendall. You know, it's been amazing because
Speaker 1: you I get to be Joe. I think I'm really happy.
Speaker 1: I love my guard down. She's like, you're the only
Speaker 1: guy they give me butterflies. Well, I've never been in
Speaker 1: the fig before. I really want to spend the night
Speaker 1: with you. How do you feel, Hey, Joe, I'm in
Speaker 1: love with you. I was gonna say that later. She's like,
Speaker 1: well I said it first. Okay, this is where I
Speaker 1: started writing like a maniac. So she starts crying. Well,
Speaker 1: then she goes, she goes, I don't know why I'm crying,
Speaker 1: and then um, so they're going to the Fantasy suite.
Speaker 1: So now we're left with Kenny and Marie, riley A, Maris, Joe,
Speaker 1: and Serena and they're like and then Dean and Caitlin
Speaker 1: come out and they're like, Okay, you need to talk
Speaker 1: about the really important stuff. Are you ready to move
Speaker 1: to my city? Are you ready to get engaged? And
Speaker 1: Cal's like, I'm ready to get a game, and Deans
Speaker 1: like what we're talking about this? So then they walk
Speaker 1: in first up, you know what, We're gonna take a
Speaker 1: break and then we're gonna get into the bon zone.
Speaker 1: And I have a question. Yes, but when we come
Speaker 1: back in the restaurant, say tuned for the question. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you, but things are getting so hot
Speaker 1: in here. I think I gotta take I'll pay your break.
Speaker 1: That's a parachuter that broke is Oh my god, shut
Speaker 1: the I mean he is eight? Yeah, what's he doing?
Speaker 1: Like imagine being strapped to that as a grown up,
Speaker 1: like as kids in third grade. He'll take you down
Speaker 1: and ship the ground really approached really fast. And then
Speaker 1: if you're going down like the course, this makes no sense.
Speaker 1: The child you're you're in on my left. Oh boy, sorry, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You guys are entering back into our conversation. Looked around
Speaker 1: chers as hard as you are, pretty ma'am. This is
Speaker 1: Grandpa's playing. We've really looked at the photo of of
Speaker 1: the the skydiving instructor asked her back. And he's younger.
Speaker 1: He's younger, he's getting younger. He's so he doesn't even
Speaker 1: have peach fuzz on his face. He is no joke.
Speaker 1: Eight years old, eight years apparently he did break his arm,
Speaker 1: and that they break so easily at that age. And
Speaker 1: I think that like he qustioned Rachel's fault and then
Speaker 1: they got him out of the way, so then Matt
Speaker 1: James could go see if she hurt on the white kid.
Speaker 1: You're not on the show. You're not gonna be a
Speaker 1: c story. Get out of here. He broke his arm.
Speaker 1: You're at your parents insurance. Been you jumped from a
Speaker 1: plane as a child. Do you ever ride to the husband?
Speaker 1: Do you remember how hard they hit? They like hard hard,
Speaker 1: as hard as she hit the ground. When the revelations
Speaker 1: were made about it, by the way, by the way,
Speaker 1: like that's who she was strapped to think about that
Speaker 1: she did it though. Poor judgment is something that she's
Speaker 1: not afraid. I'm not afraid of it. Yeah, how old you?
Speaker 1: I'm six? All right? What is his velt? Grow? Great?
Speaker 1: Let's do it awesome. That's not a hold. It's my
Speaker 1: first flight. Hey mine too. That you're strapped to me.
Speaker 1: I'm strapped to you. I've never gone to either. Ma'am
Speaker 1: that your son? Was that your son? Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: good kid, a third grade. He's in third grade now
Speaker 1: and he's not doing this guy diving anymore. That was bad.
Speaker 1: It was a one off. It wasn't a COVID thing.
Speaker 1: This for fun of it outside his bucket list to
Speaker 1: have a reality star trap strapped to himself. As he crashed,
Speaker 1: he thought it was his date. They were actually shooting
Speaker 1: another show called kid Wish, so they they kind of
Speaker 1: put them together. They did Bachelor and Kid Wish and
Speaker 1: they were able to half the crew. Basically, everyone save money,
Speaker 1: Everyone save money. He sped. I would like to be
Speaker 1: strapped to someone who's famous, but I don't know why. Well, buddy,
Speaker 1: we are going to link up with the batch. He
Speaker 1: make a wish. No, it's kid. He's a healthy kids right. Well,
Speaker 1: this kid actually has weak bones. But that shouldn't. That'll
Speaker 1: be fine. That's not gonna play Probably we kid Wish.
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer is the host of Wish just this season.
Speaker 1: That's all they're locking me up for. If I kill
Speaker 1: it on kid wish maybe I could do the batch
Speaker 1: Seas quarterbacks. Remember taking a three step dropping eighty six
Speaker 1: and some guy flattened me. Anyway, hey kid, what you wish?
Speaker 1: I'd rather be on another Showjue late. Yeah, sometimes you're
Speaker 1: a backup for life. You're gonna go to the skill
Speaker 1: factory that was the original one. So anyway, speaking of skills,
Speaker 1: Riley and more, reeks, thank you. I'll be here whole week.
Speaker 1: Uncle fucker chuck a lot in lake plastids getting paid
Speaker 1: and skills again. I just need I need a fanny
Speaker 1: pack of skintles. Anyway, ninety minutes left at the show.
Speaker 1: I was the whole time. Anyway, I'm looking at the handwriting.
Speaker 1: Look what I grab some note? Just one person can
Speaker 1: read what's on there. The authorities find that under there's
Speaker 1: parts that are underlined, which is amazing. Don't forget the
Speaker 1: shot so and I can't. I'm like, I would like
Speaker 1: stop and look at like tennis a visors online and
Speaker 1: then come back. I bought a belly chain from Sha,
Speaker 1: my tennis dress from to match my friends like three change,
Speaker 1: I'm available fellas Like my friend b was a joke
Speaker 1: to go on her tennis dress. So I had to
Speaker 1: go find it by matching the surpriser three dollars three dollars,
Speaker 1: but it cost eighteen dollars to ship it anyway. So um,
Speaker 1: fair enough. So boy Riley and Marisa, here we go
Speaker 1: whip cream. She wants an engagement. Serene is excited for
Speaker 1: the normal life stuff, and she's like, I've never been
Speaker 1: so scared of getting my hurt broke in and then
Speaker 1: he goes, I was freaking out the first day. I
Speaker 1: was freaking out. I know what really happened. I said
Speaker 1: it wasn't because of candle, but after our first candle candle,
Speaker 1: I was engaged to a candle. I said, I got
Speaker 1: a candle. But after our first conversation, like the oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I could fall in love with this girl. That's why
Speaker 1: he started sweating and I was like patient. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to run. Meanwhile, the other horny
Speaker 1: fantasy Sweet Kenny, was like, yeah, you know, no one
Speaker 1: expects me to be the guy that wants to get
Speaker 1: married ever or have kids. You know, I'm happy being alone,
Speaker 1: but I want to make sure because you're twenty five
Speaker 1: and I'm forty. Yeah, I want to make sure you're
Speaker 1: in a place like like, there's stuffing that you haven't
Speaker 1: done in your life that I have done. And uh,
Speaker 1: she goes, you know what, and she goes, I feel
Speaker 1: like we're the same age. She's like, cool, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: me too, and Rebecca, okay, wait, so that it goes
Speaker 1: like this, the um Kenny goes, my family didn't say
Speaker 1: I love you. We express our love by saying like
Speaker 1: and they bleeped out, what do you think? He said,
Speaker 1: he's a bitch, but hey, bitch for her, she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm in the fantasy suite with him. That's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't say I love you. I'll call you a bit.
Speaker 1: By the way, he also walked into the fantasy and
Speaker 1: sweet he goes, oh man, this place is bigger apartment,
Speaker 1: red flag, red flag, let's move you face. Let's roommates too,
Speaker 1: and the lizards. I don't even have a skull wall.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get you to my home. Doesn't
Speaker 1: smell like ferrets, no ferrets, no glory all. There's not
Speaker 1: pizza on the floor. They don't got nothing a table.
Speaker 1: Whoa la la bang, I never a bed. Hey, put
Speaker 1: the bedding in your bag for my place. Damp food.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. The toilet flushes. Oh my god, this is paradise.
Speaker 1: They got no nightlight. I have a nightlight any rate.
Speaker 1: That's a hole in my room, my bed. Where's the firearms?
Speaker 1: That'll be fine, he goes. So I said I love you,
Speaker 1: something that I say, but with you, I really know
Speaker 1: that I love you. I love you too. Took me
Speaker 1: funny years to find the love of my life. Mari
Speaker 1: loves Kenny, and Conny loves and Mari. Let's fuck. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love Kenny. I have such a love
Speaker 1: spot for Kenny. I think Kenny's probably had like a
Speaker 1: tough road in life, judging by his art, artwork on
Speaker 1: his body and this need to be naked all the time,
Speaker 1: his nudity and his boy band cover band, the creativity
Speaker 1: in the tattoo. I feel like there's like a twos,
Speaker 1: like there's a story, a tooth missing here and there.
Speaker 1: There's a tooth, there's a tooth gap. Yeah, so I've
Speaker 1: pready covered by I love Kenny. Yeah. Cue the black stripe.
Speaker 1: Yes cue the black stripe. That's a great band. That's
Speaker 1: a great band. Black Represents Firm. It's a brother sister duo.
Speaker 1: It's actually the boy that jumped out of the plane
Speaker 1: and a sister. I can't play a car. We'll use it.
Speaker 1: We'll use it, all right, it's a good percussion. Keep
Speaker 1: so then Maresa and Kenny. She's like, you know, um,
Speaker 1: I have to say I need an engagement. I want assurance.
Speaker 1: I need to be reassured you are my person. She's
Speaker 1: gonna this is gonna be a daily thing, like you
Speaker 1: have to propose to her daily. She's like, He's like, well,
Speaker 1: an engagement makes me nervous. My mom hasn't met you.
Speaker 1: And he goes, But I don't want to fumble everything
Speaker 1: I've ever wanted. It's like the show battles. Rational thought
Speaker 1: constantly like probably my mom like, but then we're on
Speaker 1: the show, so we should just get married. Here we go, here,
Speaker 1: get your tissues out. I've wanted a sort of family,
Speaker 1: of a dream dream of mine since I was twenty one.
Speaker 1: A Sunday morning, this is so sweet. My wife's asleep.
Speaker 1: There's a little feet that comes in. It's like, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. Demon. I'm sorry, Daddy, hit me. It's not
Speaker 1: of this earth. It's a little red demon. I crawled
Speaker 1: out of your wife's vagina. Turns out my wife's not alive.
Speaker 1: That's why she's sleeping. A demon crawled out of ernest
Speaker 1: lived in there the whole time. Anyway, let's tragled that pitch.
Speaker 1: But I want to be in my omelet and I
Speaker 1: make the omelet and then I call the cops and
Speaker 1: I want this with you. But it's a dream, you know.
Speaker 1: It's dream, a wild dreaming every man has that. He goes, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I want cookies. It is, but it's also nutritionally, it's
Speaker 1: just like mama. Mama says that, like your mama's did
Speaker 1: have the Chinese food from last Tuesday. I've killed your mom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you if you keeping for cookies. You
Speaker 1: dumb twice. And that's your dream. That's a dream. It
Speaker 1: was weird. Dream is every Sunday morn day. I think
Speaker 1: it's that I shouldn't eat before bed. But I don't
Speaker 1: know what's your dream? What do you do you now? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well I wake up and I'm not fucking j Riley.
Speaker 1: My dream a rock or my finger, and it's in
Speaker 1: a live finger. So then he goes Mama says, like,
Speaker 1: can't see cookies that mama wakes up time no clothes
Speaker 1: on the cookie plot and then here we go when
Speaker 1: I see you, I see Sunday Mornings, did cry it
Speaker 1: was good? Yeah, it was good for your consideration, I mean, Ritchie,
Speaker 1: easy like Sunday Morning has always been. I couldn't get
Speaker 1: the rights or they would have. I need to hear
Speaker 1: that right now. I need we play that, Tanna. I'm
Speaker 1: easy like a dead woman in my bid. Alright, fine,
Speaker 1: easy like a dead woman. Easy because I'm Riley Katie.
Speaker 1: Now Katie ran out to get permission. Lionel rich space Katie, listen,
Speaker 1: Esse Palmer, Lionel, It's Katie. I'm in the production team.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, I know for certain, I love you.
Speaker 1: This is it? That was so? Yes, I loved it.
Speaker 1: You a U C Sunday Morning. It was good. That
Speaker 1: was good. And then yeah, yeah, I think that. I
Speaker 1: think that to me, they have a better shot than
Speaker 1: uh Kenny, what about Serena? And I think they have
Speaker 1: a better shot than screen and Joe. I do too,
Speaker 1: just because of it just feels like there's I don't know,
Speaker 1: they just feel like they are. It does feel like
Speaker 1: a grown man dating a younger person. Whereas with them
Speaker 1: it feels like, Yeah, I'd say Riley feels more grounding,
Speaker 1: but I definitely feel like there's good and and she's
Speaker 1: like and then she wants to get married. I don't
Speaker 1: think she's there to be an influencer, like I think
Speaker 1: she wants a HUZ. This is my question. I forgot,
Speaker 1: um all these women, they're all what like two to
Speaker 1: five those three, it seems My question is did they
Speaker 1: start dating when they were in kindergarten. Maurice says she's
Speaker 1: never been on a date. Yeah, first date was eating.
Speaker 1: She's never been on a date. She looked at Montana. No,
Speaker 1: because like the amount of breakups, I don't think I
Speaker 1: could open up in the struggles and I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: so seriously like it's so dramatic for twenty two year
Speaker 1: old to say that. Yeah, I will say, I feel
Speaker 1: like my wounds from high school, like at the time,
Speaker 1: were like so much larger than any adult wounds ever,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, we're like that like a
Speaker 1: guy school. Maybe that's why I mean, did you have
Speaker 1: high school wounds? Uh? Now you were popular? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I had I had girlfriends that you were
Speaker 1: like king of the Prom weren't you you were you
Speaker 1: were homecoming king? Yes, but I was, but but but
Speaker 1: because I was, But I was like a jokey, joke
Speaker 1: cute easy. Yeah. I mean it wasn't like the hot stud.
Speaker 1: I was like just I was the jokey, jokey guy
Speaker 1: and and and I had a couple of girlfriends, but
Speaker 1: nothing serious. I get my heart broken easily. It was
Speaker 1: very sensitive. So did you have wounds at twenty two
Speaker 1: from like high school and college? Stuff? From family ship?
Speaker 1: But that's how you become interested. Honestly, the first person
Speaker 1: I fell in love with my married her like that,
Speaker 1: my Sander and we did you have wounds from high school?
Speaker 1: From Sandra Bullock? That's so crazy. We're both married. I
Speaker 1: was married to You know, we need to stop recording legally,
Speaker 1: legally it has to stop, Katie. Are you okay? Yeah? Oh? Oh?
Speaker 1: As cat as cat freaks. You have a whole room
Speaker 1: full of cat freaks. You're a whole rufful of like
Speaker 1: I mean, a kidney. Look at that one. This is
Speaker 1: a person who likes cats a you kids, This is
Speaker 1: a cot Okay, okay, And you know what, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad we could have this cat meeting because a lot
Speaker 1: of people are not on our cat team. You've got
Speaker 1: your cat shirt on. I knew where I was coming.
Speaker 1: The uniform I prefer to look at as a uniform.
Speaker 1: I just like, I really go like method, I'm just
Speaker 1: covered in cat hair. I do that too, that's underneath here.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. Okay, since then here we go fantasy suitets.
Speaker 1: Kenny walks in nude with tacos at his dick, as
Speaker 1: you do when you're trying to get engaged the nuance,
Speaker 1: and he's like, she's not like, oh no, Kenny not Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like right at dick level. She eats it at level.
Speaker 1: That's how these two are gonna make it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're gonna make it. So. By the way, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of food sex this year. A couple of food sex,
Speaker 1: and then so Joe and Serena. That's food sex. Guy
Speaker 1: the grocer, he's the only one who's not food fucking well,
Speaker 1: he says, he goes, you know, I got there. I
Speaker 1: never to this point before, but I I thought i'd
Speaker 1: be nervous, but I'm not. In my head. She did
Speaker 1: you want to marry me? Got away to say, you're
Speaker 1: talking about them splits. I don't think they've done it yet.
Speaker 1: They did it that night. I think that was the
Speaker 1: first time they did it. I don't know it's the first,
Speaker 1: the first time something like that. He said, we took
Speaker 1: good to the next level and all that. I basically
Speaker 1: I got it on with that. We get it spiritually.
Speaker 1: We talked about our parents and then we fucked. Yeah. Yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: I've got sexty squad. Yeah. I said, what's your credit score?
Speaker 1: Other ones? You're working at the fucking grocer, every level.
Speaker 1: What you got student loans, I'll be paying. You've got
Speaker 1: crack card debt because that's a high percentage rate and
Speaker 1: I'm not taking your fucking debt on. Wait, so he's
Speaker 1: thirty five. Yeah, he feels a little older than that,
Speaker 1: and she does feel older than that. I want to
Speaker 1: say to our listeners, I was not in on Joe
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the season, and your podcast host
Speaker 1: can admit I completely have I adored Joe, and I
Speaker 1: want to say my journey has changed. I'm completely all in.
Speaker 1: I was I misread. I was wrong about Joe. I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear they're still together, because I guess I
Speaker 1: was kind of worried just watching it that it's just
Speaker 1: all based on like they're both so cute. Didn't the socks.
Speaker 1: He's such a bad dresser. Best he could do that
Speaker 1: when he asked her to marry him was jeans, no socks,
Speaker 1: and penny loafers like pointy pointy pointy like Oxford loafers
Speaker 1: on the beach, you know how, like Sandy. That would
Speaker 1: be just he's a good looking guy. He needs to
Speaker 1: be dressed differently. Yeah, you need at he's tading lane.
Speaker 1: I noticed that one who's walking. I was like, tall,
Speaker 1: he's tall, he's handsome. I think he's going to age well,
Speaker 1: like he's the wrinkles are good, like happy. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: she needs to clean him up. Okay. And she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's adorable. She's Canadian. We love Canadian. She's Cannani indeed,
Speaker 1: er are you all right? Are you okay? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: are you all right? She's going to be difficult, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe do you have do you have an experience? Nobody
Speaker 1: said anything on this side for a while. You know, no,
Speaker 1: I did you know Canadian? I did a lot of
Speaker 1: younger women and way because they're young z. She's like
Speaker 1: I mean back to jen A, like we had to
Speaker 1: go back to the beginning of the alphabet. Is going
Speaker 1: to be trying to make her happy. She seems so
Speaker 1: we're not a Serena, right, that's right. She seems she
Speaker 1: seems low key and like key, older than twenty three,
Speaker 1: but still you are what you are. She has Canadian
Speaker 1: by five years. Danna. Just remember remember early on in
Speaker 1: the season where she's like, I don't she didn't want
Speaker 1: to hang out with Thomas because she didn't want to
Speaker 1: be involved in the Aaron Thomas drama, and then immediately
Speaker 1: went back to the beach and goes Trent. This is
Speaker 1: what Thomas said about Trent. I don't remember about her
Speaker 1: that I'm like drama. But here is some information that
Speaker 1: will really upset someone on the beach. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't like I'm cheering for them.
Speaker 1: She's she's she's. I just feel like she's she's gonna
Speaker 1: be tough to date. Yeah, I have something. Um, they
Speaker 1: they don't live anywhere near each other, and I think
Speaker 1: she's I think it basically he's like Chicago. It's Chicago.
Speaker 1: Does he live with his mom in a grocery store.
Speaker 1: We've all established he lives on a shelf. Right, he
Speaker 1: sleeps under the bed of carrots. Yes, yeah, he's the
Speaker 1: little man who somebody emailed us that he does not
Speaker 1: own the grocery store anymore. He's not a grocer anymore.
Speaker 1: He could have been more honest about that. The scene
Speaker 1: when he was like packing to leave his mom was there,
Speaker 1: like make sure you right vegetables. Yeah, I don't think maybe,
Speaker 1: let's see, let's let's right. I don't want to date
Speaker 1: somebody that lasagna. I don't want to date somebody that
Speaker 1: lives with their mom is an adult. No, and I
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't. Maybe he doesn't. That's tough to hear.
Speaker 1: But okay, let's move on. Keep her place. Not all
Speaker 1: women feel like that. Let's think it's okay, do you
Speaker 1: have your own apartment in the base? You guys have
Speaker 1: a studio? Well, no, it's a dupe. Okay, great? Ye
Speaker 1: did your mom live with you? Yeah? No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: And she lives in England. That's how you do it. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you guys not listen to his podcast where she
Speaker 1: sometimes appears. Thank you? I thought that she was British,
Speaker 1: but in was like I thought she was like, used
Speaker 1: to live in Wisconsin. Okay, we're in England. A small
Speaker 1: town called Stoubridge in the West Midlands. Is that near
Speaker 1: Little Compton, England? Actually my family lived on Compton Road
Speaker 1: growing up. That's so yeah, that's where the original that's
Speaker 1: where the Little Compton genated. Okay, anyway, since so then, okay,
Speaker 1: here we are. We got guys. We only four many
Speaker 1: a year in West Midlan. I remember eating. I had
Speaker 1: the cabbage for sixteen months. Okay, back to my lazy Susie.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to get to the Harry Potter School
Speaker 1: in English? I couldn't get in, didn't no pass code.
Speaker 1: The Hogwarts al right, so here we go. Here we go.
Speaker 1: So then they go, all right, so we've got the thing.
Speaker 1: We've got the so then and then he goes, wow,
Speaker 1: we took at to the next level physically emotionally, Mari's like,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Kenny Riley, and Marissa is like,
Speaker 1: this is my person best summer ever. You know, I
Speaker 1: do want an engagement because I haven't mentioned I wanted engagement.
Speaker 1: I wanted engagement. He's like, um, I'm gonna think somewhere
Speaker 1: to day. She's like what I anywhere? Put your jump
Speaker 1: stud on. Get those lashes on, girl, get in it.
Speaker 1: It's seven thirty am here. Um, there's no way. Your
Speaker 1: neighbors are like, she's fine, Like she's recording the show.
Speaker 1: You're you're officially also playing Mari. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: got the part. Thank you so much. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot of scenes together. Yeah, okay, great, it's hot.
Speaker 1: So then so then, um, so she's in tears. That's right, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I remember she was on the fence and then Kenny
Speaker 1: her hand. So then do you want so that we're
Speaker 1: down on the beach and Kenny's like, whoa, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: this is insane engagement me Kenny Murray goes to take
Speaker 1: a knee and she oh, these old bones, old bones,
Speaker 1: just red bonesties, not even old that I just want
Speaker 1: to be around her all the time. I love the girl.
Speaker 1: She's like, I hope he proposes, Murray. I came here
Speaker 1: with an open heart and high hopes and old bones.
Speaker 1: My heart had been operated on to be clear recently
Speaker 1: due to age. This is in my at a clock
Speaker 1: in an artery arterial clocks. I had to open it up.
Speaker 1: This is my second dick in parodye cans. But I'm
Speaker 1: here to tell you I will love you as long
Speaker 1: as the tick chicken I got about six months, Doc says,
Speaker 1: whose tick is it? My brothers, listen, I'm the kid
Speaker 1: whose skydive. I've had a lot of surgery since then.
Speaker 1: Remember that first boy band I managed, Remember one guy disappeared.
Speaker 1: It's his chick. Remember the Broketown the band I told
Speaker 1: you I managed. It's one of their dicks. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure which one. I don't know what honestly, at the
Speaker 1: quirky one, I believe the goofy one who laid on
Speaker 1: his side for the group shops. It's called we needed
Speaker 1: someone to say a little bit more high pitched, so
Speaker 1: I grabbed his chicken ripped it off. I think it
Speaker 1: was Matthew I e the Canadian's Blue goes. I love
Speaker 1: the girl. Come here. I'm nervous, my I'm so fucking
Speaker 1: in loving. I can't see like without you, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine like without you. Old man, he's gonna have like
Speaker 1: the James Brown got to help him up. Baby. What
Speaker 1: did she say, my eyes don't work? Did she say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't hear much hard out here where she was
Speaker 1: like yes, and he goes it. He gives the ring
Speaker 1: and he goes, it's big, right, I did good, And
Speaker 1: then she goes. He goes the first time I've ever
Speaker 1: seen one of these. It wouldn't surprise me if we
Speaker 1: found out it was a little boy who made a
Speaker 1: wish of his altar. It was kid wish. It was
Speaker 1: kid wish this whole time. It was season of kid Wish.
Speaker 1: We followed one child on his journey to be a
Speaker 1: boy band manager in his early forties. All the Star tattooes,
Speaker 1: I don't just give me a star, Kenny, it's sun
Speaker 1: the point I need to step in with the stars.
Speaker 1: No more stark, okay, I like stars, legal universe. And
Speaker 1: then he goes I asked Marie to Mari and they says,
Speaker 1: we're getting engaged. Yeah, we're getting engaged. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: we are him and I him. I'm mating a girlfriend, Kenny.
Speaker 1: Him and I are getting engaged again. Once I figured out,
Speaker 1: just tell your name, I'm going to tattoo it on
Speaker 1: my delty. Hopefully it's got a star in it. If
Speaker 1: we add a couple for they married, am star and
Speaker 1: then star again, all perfect You is the one you're
Speaker 1: gonna love my shoe box. You gotta shrink down to
Speaker 1: an eighteenth of your original size to live what I do.
Speaker 1: I gotta a gun, baby, you gotta love the Troy
Speaker 1: oh Man. How do you feel about trampolines? It doubles
Speaker 1: the beds? You have a bag that eleven year old?
Speaker 1: Yeah one so hard you hit your head in the
Speaker 1: bunk beds. You want to eat in the tacos kids? Kid, Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I live inside Del Taco. Is that cool?
Speaker 1: I gotta set of bunk beds where the griller is
Speaker 1: dell Spanish busy while all the old bones loads of
Speaker 1: your sex. I've got a few trips around this sun
Speaker 1: every day, actually for forty years. I'm back. I'm seeing
Speaker 1: because I'm looking at my flesh like that. My fiance.
Speaker 1: Next up, Marisa is devastated. Like she shows up in
Speaker 1: her royal blue jumpsuit. He's like, she's nervous. He's like,
Speaker 1: you show me what a real man was? Do you
Speaker 1: show me fairy tales exist? It includes me have cream
Speaker 1: and toes, pigs, being moist hornet horney morning for your
Speaker 1: moist panic. And then you know what it truly is possible.
Speaker 1: I want to make you mine forever. I can, I
Speaker 1: can love you. I am in love with you. You
Speaker 1: make me feel safe and protected. You make me more more.
Speaker 1: I can't read this, like sevens you can't read it,
Speaker 1: and we're all screwed if you can't read it. So later,
Speaker 1: it's like three in the morning. By this the cocaine
Speaker 1: run out. I pick you're writing with a feather a candlelight.
Speaker 1: The more, the more that I will run. Yes, what
Speaker 1: does that say? Feeling like we're goosebumps. My eye can
Speaker 1: feel the goosebumps on my arm. That I that feeling
Speaker 1: is love. I love you, but I have stuff to
Speaker 1: you from our first date. But I need to be sure.
Speaker 1: I just need to be sure. That's said, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he funked with a girl that can't handle her feeling
Speaker 1: kneeling hurt. Will you marry me? I love this man?
Speaker 1: Like yes, yes, I'm married, And Kendall's like, not so fast.
Speaker 1: I don't I ran out of someone gets some CBD
Speaker 1: Ford Okay, she's when he's he's this is the third
Speaker 1: time he set it up, set her up for like
Speaker 1: but he shouldn't be down there, he shouldn't have likeical
Speaker 1: comic sweat airplane bro airplane sweats. Yeah, he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: done it. It wasn't right to do it at the
Speaker 1: engagement with her well just yeah, just for her own complexion.
Speaker 1: Like I just feel like the sweat pouring it just ruins.
Speaker 1: Is the island too hot to shoot on at this point?
Speaker 1: It feels like it might be really hot? They're all dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the boom boom room is here, I'll marry you.
Speaker 1: Get off the speed. It's like it's like your elbow
Speaker 1: pus and semen and they got to get a blue
Speaker 1: the only light that you can turn out to be
Speaker 1: a blue light. Yeah, oh it's not going to be,
Speaker 1: it just says rightly, and just the hell. Yeah, That's
Speaker 1: think I kept thinking about Kenny is like can he
Speaker 1: actually fucked everybody in the boom boom room? Yes, they
Speaker 1: all did. They sucked in the boom room, but Kenny
Speaker 1: DEMI in the boom boom room. And then I love
Speaker 1: when Kenny was like, look, we've been through some stuff.
Speaker 1: I sucked everybody sucked everybody such exactly so he did.
Speaker 1: She threw his cake, the cake, he really did. She
Speaker 1: dumped him. She tried to go out with Chason Oh Mariah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, she made it. Yes, but he reacted in
Speaker 1: a way where he was like I see you that
Speaker 1: and raised you. I'll fumi in the boom boom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, but Demi demanded it wanted to go back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was her kid wish. By the way, kid wished
Speaker 1: gotten real adult all a couple of seasons, you guys,
Speaker 1: not even kids anymore? Really, Yeah, no, it's a great season.
Speaker 1: It's just again, the root of it was a child's wish.
Speaker 1: And here we are and yeah, show time a lot
Speaker 1: of notes. Yeah, okay, So then we come to so
Speaker 1: then we come to you want to keep it moving?
Speaker 1: No no, no, I just I interrupted you after you
Speaker 1: said no, no, no no. So Candle comes down and
Speaker 1: she was like, so then we have we have Joe's
Speaker 1: on the beach. She's like, he walks down, he took
Speaker 1: his socks off, he put on his best bank loafers,
Speaker 1: and he's like and she He's like ready, He's like
Speaker 1: this is that I love this girl kind of gauge
Speaker 1: and like the producers are the meanest trash hoole. They
Speaker 1: should have sent her down. Like that's what I was
Speaker 1: going to ask if that was a flight. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: because they're all staying at the same hotel, right with
Speaker 1: Ivan who knows the production creach every just give him
Speaker 1: the happy ending. Yeah, it was very strange. It had
Speaker 1: to feel really weird for her. She had to be
Speaker 1: taking that walk, like what am I doing that? I
Speaker 1: feel like, how much do you want to be on TV?
Speaker 1: That you can keep agreeing to this at a certain
Speaker 1: point to say she's gorgeous, Scott, she's so good, and
Speaker 1: I came here to say it's over. He's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I know, and you are ready. She's gorgeous. I'm happy
Speaker 1: for you all. I think that's very hot, but she's
Speaker 1: not over it. I'm also making six d and eight
Speaker 1: six dollars a quarters. If I say more than five lines,
Speaker 1: I get a bump and she's like, I've always cared
Speaker 1: about you. And he was like I know. He goes, look,
Speaker 1: I think you're a catch, and I think you'll always
Speaker 1: be a catch. He's so classy with her. Yeah, he'd
Speaker 1: handle that well. Yeah, when he was like, it's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's very straight. Cat. Yeah, she's I love cats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a stray lizard. Yeah. I also like lizards
Speaker 1: a little bit of It's like having a bear in
Speaker 1: your neighborhood. Are cute to get bigger? Rip your face.
Speaker 1: So then Joe starts walking down the beach and Joe contemplative,
Speaker 1: lone walk. This is where a great shot. This is
Speaker 1: a long marathon for me, guys writing this out, and
Speaker 1: this is where my brain starts, like firing can tell
Speaker 1: a lot more blood on the later page. Hi, Danna,
Speaker 1: I really liked Joe walking away. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: is he just going to walk into the ocean. There
Speaker 1: was a great static shot where he's just like watching
Speaker 1: walking leaves the shop, Yeah, stays there empty. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: definitely old Man by the Sea, having well speaking old
Speaker 1: Man by the Sea, having Kenny and Maury watch it
Speaker 1: all and be the commentators from the booth like the
Speaker 1: hell is she doing here? This is crazy? I love it.
Speaker 1: I love Kenny. I love to stop this. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what am I your? You too? So
Speaker 1: then she goes to then Serena goes. You know, there
Speaker 1: was a time in my life like when I was
Speaker 1: eight that I know, that's when I was like very
Speaker 1: cynical about it, like you literally when I was younger
Speaker 1: I was, and then Joe heads over to her and
Speaker 1: he goes. He goes, I am head over heels in
Speaker 1: love with you, Serena. I gotta be honest. My acts
Speaker 1: showed up on the beach and are you okay? I
Speaker 1: know I would be like, are you fucking kidding me? Bitch?
Speaker 1: Play out of here, taking the earrings out? Where is she? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on to my hoops so that she goes,
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's really scary, like what I what
Speaker 1: I feel right now? And he goes. But you know
Speaker 1: you took saying I love you first. You said I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about following love with your first. Now it's my done.
Speaker 1: I will never stop loving you. My family's gonna kill me,
Speaker 1: is what she said. They got engaged. I couldn't even
Speaker 1: write out any more details. I wasn't well. The good
Speaker 1: news is that Serena is on the new season of
Speaker 1: kid Wish, so finally age appropriate. They were so cute.
Speaker 1: You don't think they're going to make it? I do, well?
Speaker 1: What good bachelor? Yeah? Who would who would you say?
Speaker 1: What would you put in your order of most likely
Speaker 1: to make it to leaset? Marissa most likely Marissa and
Speaker 1: Riley then Joe and Serena, Yeah, then Joe Serena, then
Speaker 1: that's what I. Yeah, Kenny. The Kenny Demi diversion, to
Speaker 1: me is a bit of a red flag. It was,
Speaker 1: and I don't doubt that as a single forty one
Speaker 1: year old, I don't doubt that he's like this is perfect.
Speaker 1: But he was very strange. A couple of times during
Speaker 1: it he was like done with it. He was with Demi.
Speaker 1: Then once he was kind of done with that, then
Speaker 1: he was back here. Then he was like, I'm so
Speaker 1: in love with you. It just felt very meandery, whereas
Speaker 1: the other two felt very do. I feel like the
Speaker 1: problem was Mari, where he was like I'm all in
Speaker 1: on you. I didn't want to do this ship and
Speaker 1: all the women were like, give me some Kenny. And
Speaker 1: then Mary's like I may have to be open to Chason,
Speaker 1: and he's like, what the ship all right? Like it's
Speaker 1: like he went nuclear. He dideliciting. It was someone else's
Speaker 1: stick that led him to true, it's merely a compass
Speaker 1: that Kenny again can drop it. Matthew, he's sucking coral.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like like a cheese grade,
Speaker 1: like a nubby little stump of like a tuna. Can
Speaker 1: I just say there was a point where they're all
Speaker 1: cheers at the end like we're engaged, and you hear
Speaker 1: very clearly kenn Of goes, yeah, we're engaged, and then
Speaker 1: it ends and I was like, whoa there was He
Speaker 1: was like the the whole time. David be like, we're
Speaker 1: so exciting. Kenny's like, yeah, we're so excited, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, Kenny is realizing what's happening. Yeah, Like we
Speaker 1: know nothing about Kenny's family, We know nothing. They can't
Speaker 1: say I love you, They can't I love you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think Kenny's had a hard road. You don't become
Speaker 1: a boy band manager by being bathed in ivory or
Speaker 1: that's what cover? Bad cover ban, cover cover band? What
Speaker 1: are some of the boy bands thing? What are the
Speaker 1: cover bands? Man got the crab kids, We got jumping squads,
Speaker 1: you got you got broke back, we got broken back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: those guys are we got boys, drobs, lemon squares on
Speaker 1: the block on the block. We have new kids on
Speaker 1: the block, but these are the new kids. These made
Speaker 1: the newer, newer kids on the block. With cats. We
Speaker 1: had a bunch of them. So then it was a
Speaker 1: great It was a great outro, great retrospective. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: what happened to everyone from that? That Abigail and uh
Speaker 1: Noah and together we're back together, so let me find out. Also,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like everybody just wants publicity. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine going back with a person who pretended to cry
Speaker 1: on that level, you know what I mean? Like I
Speaker 1: maybe if you didn't notice, but if you saw the
Speaker 1: show and went back, you'd be like, hey, this guy's
Speaker 1: like you, like yeah, like Christian Bale and American psycho
Speaker 1: level of not present, right, But that's how blinded they are.
Speaker 1: But I know, yeah, and they're too attractive you yet
Speaker 1: you're blind. I want you to know because I'm opening
Speaker 1: up my computer to read the reviews and I just
Speaker 1: we just got a text from Maryland Rice Cup that said, Okay,
Speaker 1: now I want to go to Paradise. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that's about, but there she wants to be in Paradise.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's big. That's big. I'd watch. I'd be
Speaker 1: a big fan of watch. Watch. Who would she hook
Speaker 1: up with if she was if the guys that were there,
Speaker 1: who would have been her guy who would go to
Speaker 1: text Maryland? Right now, I would woman a text her.
Speaker 1: I'll text her. Which guy would you want? Okay, keep
Speaker 1: it talking? Okay, well, well it's it's you know, is
Speaker 1: it like? Well, I'm I'm off a divorced. She did
Speaker 1: look at I love hate the engagement part. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Can we get a picture of her? I would want her.
Speaker 1: I would want to see her with Thomas, but I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe it would be more Joe the grosser. Right,
Speaker 1: it depends if she wants to take a summer off
Speaker 1: and like, you know, not have a serious thing or
Speaker 1: is it this is forever? Um? You guys? Can I
Speaker 1: just say what an incredible group of humans? Can I
Speaker 1: read it? Here's a review we got you guys were
Speaker 1: trying to get to ted has them By the end
Speaker 1: of the year, we made it to one point six.
Speaker 1: So many great reviews this week. Here's one five stars
Speaker 1: from B P E R four Is this you? Is this?
Speaker 1: This is? Well? Read it? And then let's talk five
Speaker 1: stars sounds chefs kiss uh. This podcast is truly one
Speaker 1: of the best parts of my week. Even though I
Speaker 1: hate spoilers. Just like arden true story, I often find
Speaker 1: myself listening to the podcast first and then watching the
Speaker 1: show episodes. It makes it more enjoyable to look out
Speaker 1: for the hilarious the hilarious moments that are talked about
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I literally laugh out loud Chef's kiss
Speaker 1: to Arden and the production team for bringing on the best.
Speaker 1: Guess that's you, guys. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: you're all my best friends. Never stop doing it. But
Speaker 1: you're doing your national treasure? Are those your Is that
Speaker 1: your friends? Yea, my best that's the closest I've been
Speaker 1: to the best friend, my best friend, pr what's that
Speaker 1: name is leg Binds? Best to give us a nice review? Okay,
Speaker 1: you can also so you can also email us at
Speaker 1: Rose podcast at gmail dot com. All right, here's an
Speaker 1: email we got from Sarah Cantor, the woman that I
Speaker 1: went to high school with. This is how you're going
Speaker 1: to reconnect. Okay, Okay, wait, um, here we go. Love
Speaker 1: the podcast. I can always count on you all to
Speaker 1: make me laugh at a very inappropriate times when I
Speaker 1: listened to you at work. I'm a nurse, and belly
Speaker 1: laughs at three am can be hard to explain. I'm
Speaker 1: rewatching this b I P season in preparation for the finale,
Speaker 1: and I saw that Demi Brandon one on one again
Speaker 1: from the second episode. I don't remember that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Brendan wondering if they had hooked up and then Piper
Speaker 1: had showed up with the rest of Paradise. Been so
Speaker 1: upset on Demi's behalf. Just wondering. Love the production team, Dana, Katie, Doug, Benton,
Speaker 1: the Captain, all the lords are the gas chefs. Kiss Damn.
Speaker 1: I forgot the Demi called Brandon out on the way
Speaker 1: to Piper in the beginning. Never mind. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: That's kind of that's an email. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys, here's our final tweet of the weeks for
Speaker 1: the season. There were so many funny ones. I'm going
Speaker 1: to read about twelve. You just did a good yet
Speaker 1: enjoying to you said you tweet. All right, there's like
Speaker 1: twelve I'm reading and we're gonna we're so many funny ones.
Speaker 1: Heads up, there's a bunch. Okay, ready, so keep in
Speaker 1: your mind which ones you like? Okay, this is from
Speaker 1: our new Can we just say our rookie of the
Speaker 1: Year of the tweeters just Tan Paul Spade. He's been
Speaker 1: so good. Ad Justin Spade, Dean and Kaylyn talk exactly
Speaker 1: like scientologists do when they're being deposed by the fens. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: Ryan Paulson at our pauls and photo. Becca thinking Thomas
Speaker 1: is too good to be true is probably a good call,
Speaker 1: because by far the single biggest red flag about a
Speaker 1: dude is Becca liking you. All right. This is with
Speaker 1: a photo. Okay, so there's the photo. This is from
Speaker 1: eight thousand facets Thomas audition for The Bachelor and three
Speaker 1: two one, and it's a man really fake crying. Okay. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Susanna Krivolskaya at Susannah Thomas crying to Becca,
Speaker 1: but I'm six sacks. This is from just Tam Paul
Speaker 1: Spaid a just ten Spaid. Gotta hand it to Thomas.
Speaker 1: He's got the exact same acting chops as iced tea.
Speaker 1: His eyes were drier than in mid eighties British sitcom.
Speaker 1: This is from Susannah Chris Chris Scalia at Susannah. Now
Speaker 1: that Ed has been released from Bachelor in Paradise, he
Speaker 1: can go back to the place he belongs, the set
Speaker 1: of Greece. Oh God, that's so good. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is from Just and Paul Spade
Speaker 1: at Just His Spade. It's a bummer James and Anna
Speaker 1: didn't work out their spawn. Would death be able to
Speaker 1: fill the roles of German soldiers in every World War
Speaker 1: two movie for like two think about you? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Um This is from Jenny d at Jenny seven one three?
Speaker 1: Can we have a shared host slash grammar police role
Speaker 1: where they step in and say and I's relationship is
Speaker 1: not proper grammar. This is from Mrs right at Girl
Speaker 1: without a Chat. I have a feeling that Aaron and
Speaker 1: James will soon spend a night at the Roxbury and
Speaker 1: the rest, as they say, will be the Nectar Club history.
Speaker 1: Okay um. This is from Lauren Purple Undersquaz. This is
Speaker 1: the second guy that has left Tier for a man.
Speaker 1: I got okay um? All right? Then we have three
Speaker 1: D de Rito at josh All. The first time I've
Speaker 1: ever related to a man on this show was when
Speaker 1: Kenny bent over and said these old Oh. This is
Speaker 1: from death Vot at Basebone one. I see Dean and
Speaker 1: Kaylyn are back to celebrate paradise with their biannual shower.
Speaker 1: This is where Mrs right at Girl that a tat.
Speaker 1: I think they've spun Kendle Off into her own show, Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: Lost in Paradise Let is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but forcing someone to keep their
Speaker 1: poofy eighties head band on while being dumped just seems cruel.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do a few more. This is from
Speaker 1: Donna Ray Gibbs at Donna Ray Gibbs really rethinking these
Speaker 1: skinny jeans as I get down on one knee, Mari,
Speaker 1: will you say bye bye bye? Cheer you? That is
Speaker 1: the final one. At Trixie Firecracker, Kenny, we were tested
Speaker 1: a k A. I went to the boom boom room
Speaker 1: with Demi. You threw my birthday cake in a fire,
Speaker 1: and we violated tacos together. All right, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: Greece is for sure? Sure, so is uh Paradise Kindle
Speaker 1: in Paradise? Sorry? That was the final two, like leaving
Speaker 1: the man for another man? And I also like the
Speaker 1: German spaw on the should we do? Should we do?
Speaker 1: Grease and man? Those are all honorable men. I feel
Speaker 1: like grease and man for man? Does that feel acceptable
Speaker 1: to everybody? I feel good with those. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Final two. Okay, okay, oh the cattle, all right in paradise.
Speaker 1: What do you think in Paradise? Lost in Paradise, It's
Speaker 1: very funny to picture never finding keep showing suitcase, whether
Speaker 1: it's perfect. All right, we're gonna, We're gonna. Here we
Speaker 1: go our final two. Susannah at crew both guy coming
Speaker 1: it hot for the first time. Nice at Susanna. Now
Speaker 1: that Ed has been released from Bachelor Paradise, he can
Speaker 1: go back to the lease. He can go back to
Speaker 1: the place he belongs, the set of Greece, or or
Speaker 1: Oh Boy, Oh God, or Lauren at Purple Underscore. Hayes,
Speaker 1: this is the second guy that has left Tier for
Speaker 1: a man. Are you went? You went, Canda, I have
Speaker 1: to Paradise. I'll do Paradise. We're gonna remove that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: We're going back to this is the real second one.
Speaker 1: Because you guys didn't laugh hard enough. Here we go.
Speaker 1: What's is Mrs Wright at Girl without a Chat? I
Speaker 1: think they've spun Kendle off into her own show. Batchelorette
Speaker 1: lost in Paradise. Alright, alright, I'm gonna let you be
Speaker 1: the final decider. What Greece or Austin Paradise? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta go with the greatest movie of all time,
Speaker 1: And I'm going to go with Greece, Dana and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go Greece, Katie Levine, Greece feel felt so crucial, diminished,
Speaker 1: no longer the power of dreamt of yielding. And now
Speaker 1: I get how many votes? Just Warner a bunch? You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm going to give you seven votes, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to also go Greece. You get to have
Speaker 1: eight votes. Well, so this is not your kids wish?
Speaker 1: What's it gonna be? You just need six? Actually to
Speaker 1: be we want to we want to take it over
Speaker 1: the top, though, really hammer it is it going to
Speaker 1: be Greece or Lost in Paradise? I feel bad for
Speaker 1: Lost in Paradise because it's gonna be Greece. Grease reaction
Speaker 1: is too was too amazing At Suna is released? Saw
Speaker 1: that has been released? You can go back to what happened?
Speaker 1: Try the merry girl I met yesterday and then play
Speaker 1: Where's My Team? Bert can take it as belongs to
Speaker 1: the set up. Greece. You another season? We really our
Speaker 1: work is done here? What a season? Garett finally made
Speaker 1: the squad jersey. You know what, you can have me.
Speaker 1: You can have a puzzle of me with my cat.
Speaker 1: You had when you get that puzzle that yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Garett, that's where you get your on the team. Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. I'll do it with my cat. That's you
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Speaker 1: I've got a couple of shows on Netflix right now,
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Speaker 1: Sunday Package, UM where I scream with the New York
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Speaker 1: want on Sunday, everybody calm down. Uh, just just doing
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Speaker 1: And you're gonna be joking off onto a puzzle and
Speaker 1: I'll be whacking into a puzzle with a cat that
Speaker 1: looks like mine. My cats also on Instagram. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that's fine. My cat has been made out of paper,
Speaker 1: mush poppier, mushy. Oh gosh, you're the French one. I
Speaker 1: will be doing cocaine for the first time. That's an
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Speaker 1: I my book is now out on paperback. We are
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Speaker 1: Island soon. One of our listeners apparently Bachelor Paradise Canada
Speaker 1: starts soon, which we really want to watch, and one
Speaker 1: of our one of our listeners says they're going to
Speaker 1: tell us how to watch, So that would be a
Speaker 1: fun one to do next because Alex the Russian is
Speaker 1: on it, as is who who's the other one? Dana? Uh,
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Speaker 1: do one now that we know what we want to say,
Speaker 1: Let's do one from Jesse Jesse Palmer three, he's a
Speaker 1: terrible quarterback. Well, you guys, another season down. Thank you
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Speaker 1: be back doing draft picks. And then I can't wait
Speaker 1: for Michelle's season, can't She's stopped. It's all cool and
Speaker 1: they put all their money, not a Katie season where
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