WEBVTT - "THESE OLD BONES!" W/ Rob Benedict, Gareth Reynolds and Erin Foley 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:06.519 I Heart Radio? All Right? Doesn't this feel not Covidy 0:00:06.800 --> 0:00:09.680 in your That's the best you can say about my 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:13.000 podcast is it's very not Covidy. Yeah, that's the tag 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:18.400 not real Covidy came for the eating throughout. I'm not 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:24.119 real Covidy eating podcast. People love just string cheese and 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.360 cash love that I go for. I do sound effects during, 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.280 so I'll do a lot of walking. He does. He's 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.120 a friend doors. I'm a fully artist. Okay, here we 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:37.279 got That's good. That's a storm coming. Mom thinks it's 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:42.240 a storm coming. Her elbow hurt. My glasses are steaming 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:51.280 up because I'm horded. You know what to talk? Where 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:59.040 my glass is getting? I saw Aaron and Klein and 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:05.360 Dan and I've out barn. That's Wednesday's a tomp day. 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:13.320 What did you been? Italian? Eric? I guess I'm not 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.760 gonna be able to get to here today. Hello, and 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:21.520 welcome to a very special finale love Making episodes. Except 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.840 this throws COVID free, but there might be some snacks. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.200 My name is arm Marine, coming to you from my 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:32.320 very safe open air garage in Los Angeles. California. That 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.240 is bougie with me today. Can I just say, what 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:38.320 a finale? To see these old men get engaged to 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:44.319 these gorgeous arms children was so touching. As an adult lady, 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:48.200 I just feel so happy for those young women. It's perfect. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.760 These old bones is already the name of this episode, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.200 These old boners. Thank you. It's my time. I have 0:01:55.480 --> 0:02:00.560 to go back to bed until November. Listen with me today, 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:05.240 are what we handpicked? What a threesome? What a what 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:10.679 a threesome? I fasted with me first did with a 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.359 woman who did not give consented. I thought her medallion 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.840 said everything. She's the woman that I talked sports with, 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.280 and boy did she Her world got rocks this summer 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:26.440 when I watched the Michael Jordan's blown Away, I mean, 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:31.239 could there have been just insult me and that will 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.799 push me to victory, just like Michael Jordan's dealing with 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:39.480 the Detroit Pistons. So you're comparing watching the Last Dance 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:44.880 to Jordan's achievement in the Last Dance, That's amazing, Thank 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.720 you so much. I'm also comparing that to watching seventeen 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.079 hours of the finale Bachelor parodies. But I have to 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:54.840 say I loved it. This woman is first of all goddess, 0:02:55.120 --> 0:03:00.360 absolutely gorgeous, hilarious. She was a writer on One Day 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.760 at a time. Her new album If you have not 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.959 bought it, yeah, what are you waiting for? Deep Dive? 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.720 I bought it on iTunes And sometimes when I plug 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.440 my car and like when I put my my phone in, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.000 it goes to iTunes and it'll go from like a 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.960 song to just riff about ghosts. And I have to say, 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:24.720 here for it, ladies and gentlemen, Aaron fin good to 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.639 be back at food to be bad. For those of 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.480 you who are not historians of this podcast, Aaron and 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:33.880 I recorded the very first ever episode of this podcast 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:40.360 in her kitchen nineteen sixteen. I put out coffee. We 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.240 just kept going, boobs in the moonlight, boobs in the moonlight, 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:48.520 boobs in the moonlight. It was boobs in the moon theode, 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.080 and we knew we were onto elegance. Speaking of elegance 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.160 and that voice, somebody got a haircut because he's looking 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:59.560 for love. Bachelor of the Year, that's sort of the 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:04.600 year two. That's so the year nineteen sixty four. You 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:08.000 know him from Supernatural, you know him from Lucifer it 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.080 is an outdoor podcast, and you might hear that plane 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.760 over your head. You also might know him right now. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.760 He's on UM. He's a Frenchman on a little show 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:21.080 called On the Verge. Yeah, well I'm a Frenchman on Lucifer. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.240 But but on the Verge, I have a thing in French. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.480 But I'm not friend. I was gonna say that you 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.800 got cast by Julie Delphi to play French makes me 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.120 think you actually do a decent French accent. No I have. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.800 I have a conversation with her in French, but I'm 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:40.360 kind of a douchebat to Tavankee Phoenibia. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:46.320 Mr Rob Betterday, thank you. I'm on fire today because 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.680 I haven't slept because I've been writing the last two 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.080 episodes for the Head. I'm thinking, is it speed? Is it? 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:58.040 You know? It's funny. I've recently watched Halston. I think 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.040 I had this conversation with you. I just watched it 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.200 and I was aware that I've never done cocaine, and 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:05.520 I thought, watching Halted, I thought cocaine looks well, I 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.600 don't know, just as occasional. Get out there now. This 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:13.880 stuff is pure jump in now I just don't know 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.240 if that's for you. Really. I think I would have fun, 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.240 but nobody around me would have like this morning, did 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.320 you have poppy? Oh? Yeah, you did a lot. Okay, 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:26.200 no cocaine. I'm not going to take it up right now. 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.480 But I just thought I would have been good at 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:32.880 it for like two hours. Yeah, maybe it's like ten minutes. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.080 Thank you so much. It could be your last dance. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.479 It could be my last dance, and then I could 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.800 play for the Chicago will get you a bag of coked. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:49.520 Right into the last episode of the podcast, very Cokey birthday, Yeah, 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:54.920 happy birthday. She's eating her notes. She's eating her notes, 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.000 says it's a gentleman that just got back from Connecticut. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.800 He is a comedian, he's a writer. He has a 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.440 podcast host. He hosts The dollarp Excuse Me. He was 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.040 a writer on You're the Worst. Excuse Me, Arrested Development, 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.920 excuse Me the last season Ladies. And he also was 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:18.320 a cat dad. He's got a cat named Jose Ladies. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.560 And he also had tennis elbow that he had drained 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.640 Ladies and gentlemen. 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My elbow hurts from tennis, 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:14.080 my shoulder hurts from pickle bomb hurts. Interesting doctor, doctor, doctor, 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.520 you're not really you're not really a great You're not 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.800 supposed to come at us with your ailments. Doctor. Oh 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.840 my god, who's gonna save us? All right? Speaking of 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.440 who's going to save us, the prom is going to 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.960 save us. Here are you guys ready? Let's go? You ready? 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:32.160 Here we go. That's a transition. Good playing Connecticut. Playing Connecticut. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.960 I didn't sleep much last night, but I did have 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.120 a full pot of coffee. There we go, Here we go. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:42.040 Starting out, Noah and Abigail crying, crying and crying. There's 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:45.320 bows in everybody's hair, there's headbands everywhere. There's a lot 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:48.240 of lace gloves. And that was just on Rob Benedict 0:07:51.160 --> 0:08:03.760 on Fire. This is morning comedy and six am, six am. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.760 I am so not a warning person. This is this 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:10.320 is early for me. I did so. Noah was like, 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:14.680 I wasn't trying to blindside you. I wrote Abigail boo 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.640 hooings and I wrote it out crying with her bow 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.520 and he's like, he's like, look, I came to tell 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.840 you that I was falling in love with me. She's like, 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:27.600 you're pushing me to open up a fucking hurt. And 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.200 he's like, look, at the end of the day, I 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:33.760 wasn't your person and you shouldn't hold your that against 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.280 yourself at all, which I found passive aggressive. And she said, yeah, right, 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.120 you're not my person. And then she starts crying and 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.319 she's like, I don't want to do this anymore. So 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.319 she goes and says goodbye. He leaves with all of 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:50.040 his pendants, suspenders and no socks and then like a 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:59.839 prop comedy suitcase alright up to us. Madam is not 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:05.920 him bumping. His shoes are squeaking the whole way. Don't 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.000 my flowers squirt you in the eye. And then and 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:14.360 then he doesn't tell anyone that he's leaving. Everybody's like, 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.960 what the f He didn't even say goodbye, and he's crying. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.960 He's like and then he's like a dumped her him bumped. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.559 People are upset, and then everybody's like all the women 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:28.480 are shook. They're like they were just voted most likely 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.760 to say together, like if that can happen to them, 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.240 they could anybody, you guys, And Serena's like, I'm really 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.280 fucking shook. And then Chelsea's like, what the fun? And 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:42.000 then sweet sweet more Risa who's needs a lot of reassurance. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:47.079 It's like, oh my god, like Code Red freaking the 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.880 funk out on the table for discussion, Noah, Abigail, that's 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.839 the ripple effect, Robbie. I want to say at this 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.240 moment in the episode is when it begins the whole 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.920 like the the art of wiping one's tears with one's pinky, 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:10.520 of that just to keep the I feel like the 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.559 person who originated that, like the sort of like the 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:18.680 Yoda was Caitlin Caitlin are sweet, sweet Katy bachelor at 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:23.440 cry a Lot, and I think it was Mariah Harry. Okay, 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:28.440 like the okay, there's like they're shoving the tears back 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.800 in the ice. But I will say about the drama here, 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.960 I don't get it. I don't understand what happened. Did 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:38.320 he just not was what? And it turns out there 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.439 and it turns out they're actually still together now and 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.800 now they which makes the most sense because it definitely 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:47.320 never felt like they just communicated properly. Like the whole season, 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.120 I was like they were both going like I don't 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.360 know what's going on here exactly, and they never talked. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.320 And then there was like he talked and she didn't talk, 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.240 and she's like, I realized they I goofed and I 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.640 didn't say I love you back in the moment, but 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.599 that's my plan for tonight. And then he So the 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.840 whole time it was just like ships in the night. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.439 It felt like they didn't seem have sparkling chemistry, like 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:11.480 it didn't feel like, no, again, it's very hot down there. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.559 I don't know if they were just like drugged out, 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.200 like heat stroke, but it didn't. But that didn't stop 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.040 Maurica and Riley from Just Like Eating Well, they had 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.600 a whip create I was gonna say they had a coat. 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.400 They had another extra layer on them of cream. Yeah, 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.680 that made the cream shell. She seemed a little more 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.000 closed off. You know, she seems like maybe she's a 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.160 little more closed off and maybe she thrives when the 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.079 cameras aren't on. But yeah, I just it didn't so 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:40.439 misdisconnect yet. Yeah, real boring, got real boring. I'm so 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.800 over this couple. I mean they're adorable, but like, oh 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.000 my god, it was like woman was talking to like, 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:51.079 you know, Northeast. This one's pointed down. I'm like, And 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:57.160 they never were physical, That's what I mean. There was Yeah, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.880 they were just like nap partner. Yeah, it's like I 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:04.079 love a nap. I'm not gonna lie, I love a nap. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.360 I feel like I first Aaron a nap with me 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.959 on the road. My life is so weird about my 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.840 Hammock partner. Anyway, go ahead, I'm sorry. She's the worst 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:17.680 about it, my Hammick partner, Claire what oh god? Um? Yeah, 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:21.040 I just I needed I needed more from her. I 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:26.000 was really digging Noah this season. And uh, and then 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:27.880 you know. It was like sometimes when you talk about 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.800 like bad timing, you mean like years or months. It 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:34.400 felt like minute to minute bad time. Yeah, it was weird. 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.280 It was like this fifteen minutes is great. The next 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.199 few minutes I didn't get enough from you. I'm like, 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:43.680 that's how that's even Kenny and Kenny and Mari last 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.400 week and he was like, we were all in, but 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.560 now you're disconnected from me. It was like you were 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.480 just eating tacos off of her, Like what the well? 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.640 How much more he do you need? Have They been 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.560 on the island for like a year and a half 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:59.040 and we just think it's really weird. I was also condensed, 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.880 like well said it was shorter than normal because of COVID, 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.560 I think, and it was like a shorter season production team. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:08.720 How do you guys feel about Abigail and Noah? Um? 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.720 That was sad, But it did also feel like they 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.280 were going to get back together, like they were just 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.480 having a bit of a you know, crisis moment. But 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.640 why would you bail that far into the game. Is 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:21.360 it that they didn't want going We're not going to 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.240 get engaged, We're just going to keep dating. Is that 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.440 a possible Why not write it out. It's the show 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.320 like making them get engaged to like, it's the show 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.360 like really pushing that. So if people are like, we're 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.360 not ready to get engaged, and they like, get out, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.160 you better get off. You can't be here. You owe 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:40.680 us eight thousand dollars for food. Here's your billy. If 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.680 you get engaged from that six months and off. Wait. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.120 I thought it was like the past seasons that felt 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:50.160 generally okay to just right off to the sunset together. 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.280 But this this episode was like, I felt like you 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.079 had some tough choices. It felt like you had to 0:13:55.240 --> 0:14:01.960 break up or I've never turned around on a person 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.400 as much as I did, and we'll get there. I have. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:09.120 I completely changed my opinion of one person. I can't wait. Okay, alright, 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:15.360 glasses day nan, I can't sit. Put a little coffee 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:20.960 in your eyes. Game. Okay, So then, how many pendance 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.040 are you wearing right now? Garrett? Excuse me? How many 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:27.680 pendants are you wearing? Seven? Sisvendors are under your shirt? Yes? Exactly, 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.200 thank you kindly? Okay, great, so, um, I have a 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:34.240 rubber chicken. Think great. So Serena is crying. Everybody's crying. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.720 People are like, I really thought that it's contagious. Yeah, 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.160 everybody's freaking out. Serena was crying. Meanwhile, Ed is just 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:52.800 storts obsessed with any more shrimp. What's over here? So 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.560 you're saying I have a chance. Yeah, I mean they're 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.880 filming this. Oh my god, over here, we're here and 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:04.560 over here when we got to I like that. Even 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:07.360 the guys new like, look at he met her yesterday? 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.720 Is that? Oh my god. Okay, so let me get 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:16.000 in the morning. The music is crazy. The music was 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.840 so crazy, and in the morning, Thomas was on the beach. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:23.200 Beck is freaking out. Natasha's like it sucks and I 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:26.240 got sick. It's like, what happened? You know what happened? 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.680 That happened? Maybe the poops? I was thinking maybe the poops, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.240 because if she had a COVID related stuff going on, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:35.040 they wouldn't have she would have been bad. She wasn't sick. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.360 She was upset about Ed taking out McKenna. You think 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.000 it showed her in bed just looking sad. That's what 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:50.240 I look like. You look like, Yeah, you're about when Yeah, 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:55.880 my doctor's like it's diarrhea. I'm like sorry, I mean, 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.520 how could she beat that? Upset about. Yeah, I think 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:04.280 it's a human live sad. I agree, are okay, Yeah, 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.240 I couldn't get that word out. I usually don't use 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:14.280 three syllable words. I've got a cocaine and do some cocae. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:18.560 Arm's nose, that's where it all lives. I think that's true. 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.480 Though it's a good thing. I don't have an appetite 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.880 for drugs, you know what I mean? I can I 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.440 do because I do have like such addicts in my 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.960 family tree. It probably wouldn't end well for me if 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.480 I really was super into drugs. Yeah, great, I agree. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.080 I've tried it for I've tried it for you. How 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:40.600 did it go? What was your favorite? Okay, I love 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.840 the weed. I like, I'm not good at weeds. Yeah, 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.640 I'm pretty good at I get Really, I'm a buzz kill. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.360 Everybody thinks, oh, you'll be fun on No, actually nobody. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.240 Everyone knows I wouldn't be fun I and then I 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.280 used to think, no, I've gotta be fun, and it's 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.800 like no, I go right to Middle Earth. I tried cocaine, 0:16:54.800 --> 0:17:00.320 but I put my back out. Okay, great, okay, so 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.200 so then we have so then Wells is like our 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:09.240 boy Wells comes and cancels the cocktail party from bad 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.520 News from Well He's doing a great job. Is there 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.960 any doubt he hosts these things? Like the Bachelor didn't 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.000 get it, and he didn't I felt we didn't really 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.119 like going he was here last week. They gave it 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:27.880 to Jesse Palmer. Yeah, I mean he was the Bachelor 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.840 years ago, snooze backup quarter was a very bad quarterback, 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:36.600 and then it like Ultimate Surfer, and I think that 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:38.639 was like, I don't know, maybe they thought he did 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.720 well and they gave him Bachelor, But now he's hosting that. 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:47.040 But uh, Caitlin and Tasha are doing Michelle season. I 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:51.120 very bored by that. They have so boring. I mean, 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:54.600 give it to well Wells was the rightful error. I 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.280 feel you wanted it. He wanted it, and he did 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:03.399 a good for diversity. Yeahash, here's another straight white boring dude. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:09.240 They're very rare. Yeah, is a very rare, beautiful bird. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:14.520 Probably a lot of groping in the off season. I 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:19.680 missed you and cocaine face, Cocaine. I wish I could 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.959 have had a cocaine face. If you have Moontower never 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:28.879 done cocaine? Have you never done cocaine. Who's that? I 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.240 knew that front draft pick for the Boston Celtics is 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.000 really into the Celtics. Back then, I was twelve years 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:37.600 old straight and then decided, if you could do in 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:41.160 my naivete cocaine one night and die, I will never 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.240 do it. And I never did it, and boy was 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:46.359 very thankful. Yeah. I want you to know I watched 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:49.240 Fame as a young child because my face is similar. 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:52.720 Because I had no like parental supervision, I watched everything. 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:55.440 So I watched Fame and I was like, they did cocaine. 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:58.360 I was like, that looks fun. I should probably never 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:03.200 do smart I knew. I actually was like, m that 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.800 looks too fun for me forever. I want to live forever. 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:10.440 It's a horrible drink, exactly like that's room from You 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:15.240 want fame, you get a paper to sweat. And I'm 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:17.639 Debbie Allen who said to me on the set of 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:24.440 Grey's Anatomy acting pain, Heifer, isn't that great act in pain? 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:29.200 I was supposed to. I was cha no, But I 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:31.440 felt like it's because she liked me that she called 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:35.640 me ever thing I take, So I think I massed. 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:38.040 She felt comfortable with nature she cook. I loved it. 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:45.520 It's a compliment. I felt so. I was just I 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:48.920 was just looking up Jessie Palmer's Instagram and it only 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.520 says host a Bachelor. It was a season twenty six. 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.480 It doesn't just say host. Actually, I wonder if he's 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:58.360 just coming on for one season. Beat give it to well. 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:05.800 They better give it well start wells backup actual host. Hey, guys, 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:09.000 I just looked up heffer. A young female cow that 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:12.639 has not that is not born a calf. True, I 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:18.720 have not. I have not a birthless calf. Accurate cow 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:22.760 that's not born a calf. I've ever a calf. She 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:28.560 hasn't been a mom. She's not a mom. I'm not 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:34.280 a mom. Have a calf. She's herself been a calf, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:46.959 but she's never married a calf. She's born, she's born there, gorgeous, 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:52.680 born with born with an She's gorgeous because she's gorgeous. 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:56.080 I've never been on a dairy. I was grown up. 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.080 I grew up next to a dairy farm, wilds farm. 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:00.760 That must have been when she was talking about up set, 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:04.160 it was she knew that. Hey, good news is we've 0:21:04.160 --> 0:21:09.600 got two hours and fifty minutes left. Of I'm sorry. 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:12.040 All right, let's let's go back and let's start at 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.080 the problem again. I thought we had a good Let's 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:21.600 get one more, take one more. We'll go from Jesse Palmer. 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:25.880 Let's be extra aggravate. I really like that anti wife 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:31.160 guy and Jesse Palmer. Jesse Palmer. Wasn't it a good quarterback? 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:37.760 It is? We got the show guy be backed up 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:42.760 for crappy story. All right, we're back. So then so then, um, 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:47.800 Aaron and Tia, so Chelsea and Natasha get cut. Natasha 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:51.280 is upset, she's leaving. She doesn't trust herself enough. Wealth 0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:54.240 goes maybe at the Rose Pop, which I can't wait 0:21:54.320 --> 0:22:07.640 to say it, where we see Dan They just got 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:12.679 out of the call. The favorite is still so handsome. 0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.600 Can I just say we love the Dean? They dressed 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:19.080 them off. She's she stopped contouring, she's been living in 0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:22.640 a van. Still gorgeous. They're a gorgeous couple. And he's 0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:25.840 kept a mustache this whole time. He's not the McConaughey 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.480 and dazed and confused. Yea, he looks like future Noah. 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:34.480 He's future Noah suspenders. Yeah, talk to me. They thought 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:38.600 those two took a step back. Looks wise. I thought 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.560 they look like little people. I mean, they're both beautiful. 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:43.320 People know they might have, but they liked them a 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:47.000 little cleaned up. They look like they have like cobwebs 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:49.280 are in their hair. Oh they do. They've been living 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.800 in a van. They live in a sprinter van. But 0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:56.840 his delivery of dialogue master. You guys are in front 0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:59.680 of me. He's my acting coach. He's really good. He 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:01.439 should Who are your tennis couch. It seems like you've 0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:06.560 got a good team where you may let me have 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:08.880 and then we have and then we have a team. 0:23:08.960 --> 0:23:10.560 Is my acting couch? Well? I like that. When they 0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:12.600 brought him back for a second round, I was like, oh, 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:15.080 thank god, more of those people, because they really are 0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:19.200 dynamic like this. This this justin. They seem to have 0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:28.080 bought a house in the Las Vegas area together. Anyway, 0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:32.760 water people, I love those people who hate water. Where 0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:35.399 you want to go Vegas, it's no water. That's perfect. 0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:39.280 Oh my god, I'm such a savage channer. Me and Vegas. 0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:42.560 You're round. I would just be so tan. I would 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.760 be wonder. It would be like all my freckles would 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:50.240 just like connect into one giant burn and freckle situation. Yeah, 0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:52.280 can you imagine, like the whole point of Vegas is 0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:58.600 made of lotion. It's dry there, Are you okay? Are 0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:03.720 you okay? Everyone's I'm so glad he chose us anyway, 0:24:04.200 --> 0:24:07.600 So they're like Paradise is over, it's over night dates tonight, 0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:11.400 Welcome to the Rose Palapa, your guard to the fantasy suitets. 0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:15.760 Kenny goes, I'm forty, Like really, I didn't know that. 0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:19.480 It's hard to tell forty. She's twenty five, by the way, 0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:24.440 loved me from Kenny Kenny. Kenny's articulate. Kenny. Kenny is 0:24:24.680 --> 0:24:29.080 very in touch with his boy band cover band manager feelings. Yes, 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.879 how many boy band cover bands do you manage? Garrett 0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:34.840 at this point? For But that's only because it's not 0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:37.560 the main gig anymore. So I just part time. And 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:41.000 I'm really I'm not less of a manager, more of 0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:44.600 a leader, a coach. I call myself a coach because 0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:46.960 I had the whistle, but I've always had the wizard. Anyway. 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.960 There was a question, and it's eluded me. You live 0:24:50.040 --> 0:24:52.080 in You live next to a sinkhole in Florida, don't you? 0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:54.280 I lived in a sinkhole. For a long time. Yeah, 0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:55.840 the house went in and I said, I actually like 0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:58.680 the view better because it probably stayed naturally cool. It's 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:01.680 much better. It's like a natural cooling. De Santis can't 0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:04.919 rule down there. It's I guess you're you're you actually 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:06.960 become your own kingdom if you live in a Saint Cole. 0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:10.800 That's what the law says of the underland. So then 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:14.119 they go, So he's I'm forty, she might be scared. 0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:16.879 I'm want to talk to Maury look for me. I 0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:19.880 don't know. It's crazy. I saw you was thunderstruck. Maybe 0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:24.439