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Speaker 1: You definitely want to hear this. Every once in a while,

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Speaker 1: we have to follow up with something that was on

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Speaker 1: the show, and we got a dirty Little Secret a

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Speaker 1: I'm going to play the Dirty Little Secret that aired

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Speaker 1: hear a big update here it is, Hello, you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I sure do. If you could please change my voice? Please? Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: First thing I'm going to say is I definitely have

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Speaker 2: the type. Okay, So in high school I dated this

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Speaker 2: girl and she was exactly my type. Everything was great,

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Speaker 2: she had a sneak out to can see me and whatnot,

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Speaker 2: never met a parent or anything like that. Fas forward

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Speaker 2: five years, I see this girl at our local store,

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Speaker 2: started talking to her. We ended up hooking up later on,

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Speaker 2: probably that week or so. We started dating for about

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Speaker 2: three or four months on and off. I ended up

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Speaker 2: leaving her because she had a husband, so found that

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Speaker 2: out letter. Then I met this other girl. We hit

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Speaker 2: We've been together for three years now and then our

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Speaker 2: first Christmas. I've found out that the girl I was

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Speaker 2: dating in high school was her sister and the girl

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Speaker 2: that I met at the store was her mom? Who

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Speaker 2: what the whole family?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely have a type. It's them. Wo wow.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so Christmas was interesting, But like I said,

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Speaker 2: she had a husband, So I met her dad and

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Speaker 2: he has no clue what happened. Oh yeah, no clue.

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Speaker 2: None of them know. But every holiday and never get together.

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Speaker 2: All three even give me the certain look like maybe

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Speaker 2: just one more round, one more time.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god. Do you think you're going

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Speaker 1: to be tempted in the future?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably.

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Speaker 1: That was from a Dirty Little Secret that played a

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Speaker 1: an update for us on their situation. Were they tempted again?

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Speaker 1: You'll find out right after this. It's a jubal show.

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Speaker 2: The girl I was dating in high school with her

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Speaker 2: sister and the girl that I met at the store,

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Speaker 2: what's her mom? What the family?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely have a type. It's them. That's a

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Speaker 1: clip from a Dirty Little Secret that we got a

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Speaker 1: But the person who told us that Dirty Little Secret

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Speaker 1: that situation, so we'll talk to them right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, how's it going good? So you have a.

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Speaker 1: Follow up on your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Huh? So me and my girlfriend at the time broke up.

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Speaker 2: So it has been about two months since I have

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Speaker 2: seen her, and she texted me she said, Hey, I

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Speaker 2: know you don't have much family around New Year's. Learnt

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Speaker 2: to come over hang out with it, and I'm sure

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Speaker 2: they all love to see you. Great, awesome, I'm down.

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Speaker 2: So you know, I'm getting ready. I throw on my

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Speaker 2: tea body, you know, I'll get my three step. What

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Speaker 2: you were going on? Okay? Yeah, shee body. They believe

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Speaker 2: that your daiby skincare routine is more than just a ritual.

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Speaker 2: It's a celebration of your unique beauty. Cannot get it.

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Speaker 1: Amen, Amen, that's Nina's skincare life. You know I can

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Speaker 1: check it.

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Speaker 2: Out, do anything for you. Oh I love you. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's what I'm talking about. So yeah, So you know,

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Speaker 2: I get to the front door, you know, I walk

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Speaker 2: in and she's like, hey, how's it going. Her sisters

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Speaker 2: are already at the table, and she's drunk, and she goes,

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Speaker 2: oh God, not you again. And I'm like I was like, girl,

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Speaker 2: sure you would love to make love to me again.

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Speaker 2: And no one knew but her, and now her mom

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Speaker 2: knows after I've always slept with her mom, so now

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Speaker 2: her mom, but oh, you slept with my daughters. Nobody knew. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and so her mom shooting daggers at me. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like I can't answer that confidently and she's like, well,

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Speaker 2: until like after like two minutes, three minutes, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: fantastic time.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow went around the world.

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Speaker 2: I'm now drunk, and so I was like, I can't

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Speaker 2: We can't do this, Like there's no way, but your

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Speaker 2: sister's like, hey, I heard something. I'm like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: was just looking for my pajamas, and she was like,

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Speaker 2: like I can't right now. Like your sister is literally

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Speaker 2: And so she walks in and she's like, let's just

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Speaker 2: now and then I hear like from her sister, probably

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Speaker 2: getting a punctured lungs. Her sister was hiding while you

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Speaker 2: were doing her sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you had just did her sister and

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Speaker 1: the mom.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I took a shower. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: seek for them. But yeah, I had to redo my

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Speaker 2: whole tea body fish that ritual.

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Speaker 1: Right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because you know the bodies and pieces of

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Speaker 1: That is, if your story is not enough to get

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Speaker 1: every dude ever to use it, then I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, long story short, we finished up. Her sister

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Speaker 2: still hates me, but and now everybody knows. But the

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Speaker 2: dad texted me the next morning it was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I accidentally walked in while you were with my wife upstairs,

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Speaker 2: and then I heard you and both of my daughters downstairs,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, a third that did happen. He's like,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about it. I've been sleeping with the neighbors.

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Speaker 2: So we're all getting oh my gosh, you're never going

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Speaker 2: to see that family again though, because I think it's

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Speaker 2: done now. I'm done. Yeah, don't worry. It's just me

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Speaker 2: and you, Like, you don't have to worry about anybody else.

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Speaker 2: I'm a change man. I'm here good news for you.

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Speaker 1: Nina is the type of girl that believes that men

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Speaker 1: can change you.

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Speaker 2: Actually, if I can't change I believe that she can

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Speaker 2: change me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let her be careful. Man, Before you know, you'll

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Speaker 1: be sleeping with this whole show. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret, you can always

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