Speaker 1: Little took us to start a little but a little spank,
Speaker 1: a little spank to start the day. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: this episode of Emergency Intercolm. I would just like to
Speaker 1: point out if I'm like, just in case anything looks
Speaker 1: a little different, as if anything ever looks like good
Speaker 1: and purban proper.
Speaker 2: Anything gone right ones, if it's looking.
Speaker 1: A little darker, a little dimmer, we're starting a little
Speaker 1: later because we ran into literally a million technical.
Speaker 2: Differ, actually a million problems. But what's new. Our last
Speaker 2: episode was the glitchiest episode of podcast I think ever
Speaker 2: released by anybody.
Speaker 1: But no, some would say that we're like breaking boundaries
Speaker 1: into genre. Yeah podcast, Wow, I don't know. That's just
Speaker 1: how I choose to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what are you to say?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: I was literally gonna say. I would also like everyone
Speaker 1: to know that my stomach is so fucked up because
Speaker 1: yesterday I had a whole bag of hot fries. Like
Speaker 1: so many talkies, We've.
Speaker 2: Been snacking, y'all, Like we've been snacking like crazy, And
Speaker 2: that's like very hypocritical because we were like, what you
Speaker 2: put in your body really does matter.
Speaker 1: I usually am pretty good about it, but the other
Speaker 1: like two nights ago. Oh my god, But if you're
Speaker 1: not watching, Drew just pulled out blue talkies, as if
Speaker 1: infrared red talkies weren't already been humane.
Speaker 2: These should not exist, like these literally should not exist.
Speaker 2: The colors not natural, And I don't understand why they
Speaker 2: made them blue, like there was no reason for blue talkies.
Speaker 2: But I will say they are not better, but they
Speaker 2: are like pretty like dang.
Speaker 1: About say, because you had a different bag for the
Speaker 1: last episode that you forgot to bring out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not lying when I say eat talkies
Speaker 2: every day. They're in. They're in the category or in
Speaker 2: a category of their own, like blue talking.
Speaker 1: If you had the food pyramid and you were a
Speaker 1: little kid, you'd put talkies at the top. Food pyramids
Speaker 1: are also a scam that like food companies pay for.
Speaker 1: But we don't have to.
Speaker 2: Talk about that right now. We don't have to get
Speaker 2: into that.
Speaker 1: We don't have to go into another rant about our
Speaker 1: mental health and digestion. But my my stomach is turned
Speaker 1: the fuck up. My ship is fucked up. The other day,
Speaker 1: Quinn posted a video I knew about these TikTok next,
Speaker 1: but she posted a video that she tried them, and
Speaker 1: she was like discussed and appalled by them, and I
Speaker 1: was still convinced I would like them. I still have
Speaker 1: had Chamoy, but like I.
Speaker 2: Had Chamoy, I know it's been too long.
Speaker 1: We went on like an adventure to go find dude.
Speaker 1: My ship was fucked. My verbs literally smelt like they
Speaker 1: should be.
Speaker 2: In They were fire. They literally were like pepper spray.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding that. They burned my fucking eyes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I had like the pickle wrapped in fruit
Speaker 1: roll up and then I don't know where I saw this,
Speaker 1: my burn thought of it. But like gushers covered in
Speaker 1: lime juice with the heene on them, those were fucking good.
Speaker 1: I wanted gushers to be sour though, like in my
Speaker 1: head as a kid, gushers were like sour. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a fucking call. We made a joke literally
Speaker 1: before starting this that we were gonna leave her her
Speaker 1: ringers on it. I forgot to turn mine off. Damn,
Speaker 1: it's vibrating in my kuci.
Speaker 2: Now, hey, I'm vibrating.
Speaker 1: Your cuture, okay, TMI. But literally when I was in
Speaker 1: seventh when I was in seventh grade, I remember I
Speaker 1: was texting my crush and playing Call of Duty on
Speaker 1: the Wii, which was weird. I loved it. It was
Speaker 1: actually so fun.
Speaker 2: We should get a whet like actually dangerous.
Speaker 1: But basically, in between playing, I put my phone between
Speaker 1: my legs just because I was like, I dropped it
Speaker 1: and then it vibrated and I was like, now what
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: No, everyone experimented. Everybody experimented with a vibrating controller. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm honest. Everyone put it on their price
Speaker 2: parts and love the way it felt felt. And that's also.
Speaker 1: Literally the like the way this conversation has gone so far,
Speaker 1: it's absurd. We haven't hit any topic that we were
Speaker 1: supposed to because I'm like, my brain is on fire.
Speaker 2: No, I have never felt like this in my life.
Speaker 2: I don't think I am melting.
Speaker 1: Literally everyone in our friend group when they're drunk, it
Speaker 1: is literally ninety eight.
Speaker 2: It's ninety eight degrees in this house, and I have
Speaker 2: a fucking sweat.
Speaker 1: Is your head covering it? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. It's ninety eight degrees and you'll
Speaker 2: see it go up to ninety nine. I'm sure someone
Speaker 2: literally take a shot every single time they say om
Speaker 2: at the same time, we're just in Unison.
Speaker 1: What's the first topic.
Speaker 2: I think we should get into, Like we should really
Speaker 2: dive into how I believe the iPad babies control the world,
Speaker 2: because that was something I briefly spoke about for like
Speaker 2: Dawn second in the first episode, and I never really
Speaker 2: dove into that topic. But legitimately, the iPad babies control
Speaker 2: the world. Like like one, the babies that were currently
Speaker 2: raising with iPads, like they're literally like every add is
Speaker 2: targeted towards them, Like it's pleasing the iPad babies. Like
Speaker 2: content is now being created.
Speaker 1: Yeah, babies are literally like from Jump being turned into
Speaker 1: ultra consumer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's one, it's insane into everything we're viewing now is
Speaker 2: made for iPad babies. And two the people who like
Speaker 2: didn't really grow up up with iPads, but like when
Speaker 2: they were seven or eight, they had iPads in their hands,
Speaker 2: iPhones in their hands. Like those are the kids now
Speaker 2: that are like canceling everybody.
Speaker 1: I mean it is there is something to be said,
Speaker 1: like they're being introduced to a world that is like
Speaker 1: very black and white. Because the Internet isn't necessarily a
Speaker 1: ground for taking a step back and thinking about the like,
Speaker 1: whether it be like cultural or like like uh, physical
Speaker 1: or like where you grow up, like any kind of context.
Speaker 1: So yeah, literally there's it's because they expect things to
Speaker 1: go one way or the other. They expect if they
Speaker 1: order their Amazon package, it should be here tomorrow, if
Speaker 1: it says it's here tomorrow, if it's not here by tomorrow. Recap.
Speaker 2: You remember like ordering shit off the internet, like in
Speaker 2: the very very early days, like ordering something off of eBay,
Speaker 2: like you just never knew when it was gonna fucking.
Speaker 1: Come or if it was gonna come.
Speaker 2: It was like it was a gamble every single fucking time. Literally.
Speaker 2: I remember I ordered like do you know those like
Speaker 2: go gos that I just bought the giant bag of
Speaker 2: I remember I had my mom order me like a
Speaker 2: lot of them when I was like nine or ten,
Speaker 2: and she was like, I don't know when it's gonna
Speaker 2: get here, and it literally took like three months to
Speaker 2: get here.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. The first thing I remember ordering
Speaker 1: was like so fucking expensive for us. It was the
Speaker 1: one D varsity jacket, which if you were selling the
Speaker 1: Navy one direction varsity jacket with the red lettering on
Speaker 1: the front, and I don't think anything on the back
Speaker 1: and the cream sleeves. I want to buy it off
Speaker 1: of you. I want it so bad. I was looking
Speaker 1: for a Saturday and I couldn't find it, and I
Speaker 1: want it because I realized I look really good in
Speaker 1: varsity jackets like N's to my own horn. But basically
Speaker 1: we ordered that off of like I think eBay or
Speaker 1: fucking Antsy or something, and I was so fucking scared.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get my asss whoop if
Speaker 1: this shit doesn't fucking show up. Like I was so
Speaker 1: nervous that I made my dad spend one hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: which I might as well have asked him to like
Speaker 1: sell the house. Like that was so crazy, and he
Speaker 1: only did it because he couldn't get me concert tickets
Speaker 1: and he felt really bad. And I literally would cry
Speaker 1: to him all the time, like every time tickets would
Speaker 1: go on sale and it'd be like one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty four dollars for like the worst tickets in the world.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, please, can we get them? And he'd
Speaker 1: be like, I can't do that right now, and I
Speaker 1: would go to my room and cry.
Speaker 2: That's literally so tragic because when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I got everything I ever wanted. Oh no, look at you,
Speaker 2: you're having a panic attack on camera.
Speaker 1: But yeah, iPad baby, dude. The scary thing is iPad
Speaker 1: babies are literally, and I know it's so old head
Speaker 1: to say, but they're not going outside. I also actually
Speaker 1: saw a very like beautiful TikTok the other day. Ironically enough,
Speaker 1: I was being the iPad baby and consuming heavily, but
Speaker 1: this woman was talking about how she her baby does
Speaker 1: not know what a fucking iPad is.
Speaker 2: Her baby was like yeah, she was like, how did
Speaker 2: you get your baby to talk so eloquently like at
Speaker 2: two years old?
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't see that, but it was like she
Speaker 1: literally was like put the iPad in front of the
Speaker 1: baby and he just like was playing and was like,
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 2: Our generation is literally gonna be anti iPad baby, Like
Speaker 2: my I'm sorry, my child will not have a fucking
Speaker 2: iPad and twenty eight years old.
Speaker 1: I won't even give my teenager a lighter. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it a stick and a stone. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: figure it out. You want to let your blunt so bad, figure.
Speaker 2: It out, literally make fire, learn how to make fire.
Speaker 1: But I don't believe it having kids, But that's a
Speaker 1: different conversation.
Speaker 2: Actually, sometimes I was about to say.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be like, I'd be like, you know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's honestly just like I know i'd be
Speaker 1: a good mom, Like that's the only thing that I'm like,
Speaker 1: I would be an awesome mom. But also sometimes it'sool
Speaker 1: when she's yelling at me, I'm like, if I could
Speaker 1: throw you in the air and punk kick you through
Speaker 1: the window.
Speaker 2: I would literally. That's like something we've talked about so often,
Speaker 2: is like like I want kids when I'm older, and
Speaker 2: I'm always like, in you like when we hit thirty forty,
Speaker 2: if we're still single, we're gonna get eloped and adopt
Speaker 2: children together, and and he's like, no, I'll never fucking
Speaker 2: have kids. And you always said, like maybe adoption, but
Speaker 2: like recently you've been seeing I've been sending you tiktoks
Speaker 2: of babies and you're like kind of like, way, okay,
Speaker 2: I want one of those stink pies, like those little stinkers.
Speaker 1: I just I there are some people who I think
Speaker 1: have like a natural maternal instinct and they're like I
Speaker 1: really yeah, like I want kids, Like that's something I
Speaker 1: want for me. It's like such a deep diswant and
Speaker 1: like the idea of it scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: But then sometimes on a good day, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: being like thirty two and having a kid.
Speaker 2: Sounds sweet, Like it's kind of cooking.
Speaker 1: I have a baby when I'm forty, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly.
Speaker 2: Like what do you always say when I have the conversation,
Speaker 2: You're always like women who have kids when they're old.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, literally, women who have kids when they're older
Speaker 1: live longer. I think. I just like, so, oh, someone
Speaker 1: was talking about this really like well put together on
Speaker 1: fucking TikTok. Oh my god. But they were talking about
Speaker 1: how like they hate the ideology of like, oh, I
Speaker 1: had a kid in my twenties, so by the time
Speaker 1: I'm in my forties, I can be free. And they
Speaker 1: were just speaking about how kids are like a forever choice.
Speaker 1: You don't just like they don't turn like eighteen and
Speaker 1: you're done with them. And that's a like really big
Speaker 1: American ideology is that once a kid's eighteen, you're done
Speaker 1: and kids are a lifelong decision. You always have to
Speaker 1: be there for.
Speaker 2: That, like always worrying about that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is like, that is like a lifelong responsibility.
Speaker 1: And that's why I believe in having a child in
Speaker 1: your later life, which some might find selfish because they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, you're you're gonna pass like when
Speaker 1: the child's earlier, like like younger, and I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: experienced that and I'm thriving. I'm slaying the house. I'm slay,
Speaker 1: Like look at me, I'm awesome. But no, actually, like
Speaker 1: I just sare You're awesome. Yeah, I'll have a kid
Speaker 1: when I'm like pushing thirty eight and limping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down for it. But like, can we adopt
Speaker 2: together or no?
Speaker 1: I would like to like adopt a kid and have
Speaker 1: a kid. Like the part of me that wants to
Speaker 1: like bear a child is like I can do that,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like crazy? Ever, women literally just make babies in.
Speaker 1: Their guts Like that is so crazy, Like.
Speaker 2: It freaks me. The fu makes something in your goods?
Speaker 2: Now what if I slapped the shit out of you?
Speaker 1: But yeah, but would that be said I've had a baby.
Speaker 1: I would not give that shit an iPad. There will
Speaker 1: be flying cars and shit, I'm like, no, bitch, you're walking.
Speaker 2: We already have flying cars. They're literally airplanes. And no
Speaker 2: one wants to have that conversation. No one has that conversation.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh, like the I always imagine we'd have
Speaker 2: flying cars in twenty twenty, Like, bitch, we literally do,
Speaker 2: like we have flying airplanes.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I can't just get behind the fucking wheel
Speaker 1: of an airplane.
Speaker 2: You literally can, Like, you can have a private airplane
Speaker 2: if you train long enough, like you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I spent like a year's training, I can
Speaker 1: get one, like me, I do like at years that long.
Speaker 2: It's honestly not that hard to get your pilot's license.
Speaker 2: It's expensive, but not hard.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my pilot's license and start my own
Speaker 1: private airline for celebrities in LA and crash every plane.
Speaker 2: Girl, what and I'll jump out what you're gonna just
Speaker 2: like kill people? It'll be an We're gonna book with
Speaker 2: you after you crash the first.
Speaker 1: Because because I'm like very charming, so very cheap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, offer cheap rates.
Speaker 1: I'm charming and cheap, that's what they call me. And
Speaker 1: I go to hide and I'm like dancing and I'm
Speaker 1: like with all the celebrities and stuff. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I have to go, Like I really
Speaker 1: want to go to Italy next week, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have a plane. Do you want
Speaker 1: to just get on? Whoa, It's.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: It's like that scene in Josie the fussy Cats where
Speaker 1: like you just.
Speaker 2: You have reference that movie so many times to me,
Speaker 2: like I've seen it and I've never seen it, and
Speaker 2: it's becoming one of those things where I'm like.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see it. You would literally love it.
Speaker 1: One of the characters in it is so annoyingly just high.
Speaker 1: It's like it pisses me off.
Speaker 2: Just's the most annoying person. But I would literally kill
Speaker 2: like I would. I would slay blood like I would
Speaker 2: make blood.
Speaker 1: You would slay blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I make blood happen for that man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But that literally that reminded me of the gnarliest fucking
Speaker 2: dream I've ever had in my entire life. Oh literally,
Speaker 2: I've told any of this. I've told literally everyone this
Speaker 2: a million times because it was actually traumatic for me,
Speaker 2: and I have like video recording of me. Whatever, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, I'll just get.
Speaker 1: Into oh what.
Speaker 2: Literally hih collection like shut the fuck up if you're
Speaker 2: in the fucking comics.
Speaker 1: I know you're not.
Speaker 2: Whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. Shut up, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2: But literally, the gnarliest dream I ever had was like
Speaker 2: it started, I'm gonna give I say this every fucking
Speaker 2: time where I'd like, I'm gonna give the condensed version,
Speaker 2: and it always ends up being a thirty minute story,
Speaker 2: but I will literally give the condensed version because we
Speaker 2: don't have that much time. But basically, like the dream
Speaker 2: started and I was in this airplane hangar and like
Speaker 2: there was a bunch of people there that I knew,
Speaker 2: and I was like in my late forties, Like it
Speaker 2: almost felt like a celebration of my life. Like people
Speaker 2: were like, oh, like congratulate, like I was getting congratulated
Speaker 2: for things, and it was like everyone I ever knew
Speaker 2: was in this room, and like it was just like
Speaker 2: a big dance party whatever people were dancing, and like, literally,
Speaker 2: this is so fucking annoying, and I hate that this
Speaker 2: is in the goddamn dream and it literally pisses me
Speaker 2: off every time I fucking say it. But Elon Musk
Speaker 2: was there and he had just invented like self flying airplanes,
Speaker 2: like those don't already fucking exist like drones, but it
Speaker 2: was like a big giant jet and he and I
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, I can't, like can I
Speaker 2: fly your or I was like, can I have one
Speaker 2: of those jets? And he was like, uh no, you
Speaker 2: can't because it's still a prototype, but I'll let you
Speaker 2: fly this one. And I was like, okay, sure. So
Speaker 2: I like got in this self driving airplane and like
Speaker 2: sat in it, and like there was a pilot on
Speaker 2: board with me to like to like make sure nothing
Speaker 2: went wrong. And so I sat in this like command
Speaker 2: center seat in the middle of the airplane, like looking
Speaker 2: out from the sides of the airplane. It's very weird,
Speaker 2: and we take off. We get in the air and
Speaker 2: we're flying and then there's like this button that's like
Speaker 2: in the shape of like yin and yang, and it
Speaker 2: like says a bunch of things on there, but I
Speaker 2: can't really understand what it says, but it basically says
Speaker 2: like do not press this fucking button. And like literally
Speaker 2: like human instinct takes over, like when something when you're
Speaker 2: told not to do something like it, every fibruary being
Speaker 2: is like touch it, do it. So I clicked the
Speaker 2: button and the airplane immediately like lost control and started
Speaker 2: like diving into the ground like that like when I
Speaker 2: tell you this is like the most visceral and real
Speaker 2: like raw dream of my life. Like everything felt real,
Speaker 2: like I thought I was living in real life. Like
Speaker 2: I thought this was real life happening to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my fucking god, like what
Speaker 2: it like? No, like stop, like help, and the lady
Speaker 2: upfront was like, oh, I got this, don't worry, Like well,
Speaker 2: I'll figure it out. And like we kept diving and
Speaker 2: we started flying through like cities and like airplanes were
Speaker 2: passing by, I mean, buildings were like passing by, and
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh my fucking god, like where
Speaker 2: about the crash? And she was like brace for impact?
Speaker 2: Where about the crash? And I was like, Eh, this
Speaker 2: is weird. But then like I was freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: I was like this is the last moments of my life,
Speaker 2: Like this is really it. Like I was like I
Speaker 2: can't believe, like what's happening to me right now? Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on? And then like then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I just get this like wave
Speaker 2: of calm and I'm like, oh my god, this really
Speaker 2: is it like I'm like about to pass over whatever.
Speaker 2: And then literally like the airplane impacts and normally, like
Speaker 2: in dreams like this, I wake up, but no, like
Speaker 2: I felt every fiber of my being ripping apart. I
Speaker 2: felt like my eyes like melting out of my face.
Speaker 2: Like it went from like me seeing white to red.
Speaker 2: It was like the most brutal and raw and real
Speaker 2: like it literally like somehow my brain has experienced a
Speaker 2: plane crash in a past life because it recreated this
Speaker 2: in this dream. And like literally like atoms like splitting,
Speaker 2: just like the gnarliest shit. And then everything just went
Speaker 2: black and I was like, oh fuck, like I'm in
Speaker 2: the afterlife, Like holy shit, like I realized I was
Speaker 2: in the afterlife. And then like you, like I was
Speaker 2: looking around, like you look around and like it's just emptiness,
Speaker 2: like imagine space with no stars, like empty nothing around you.
Speaker 2: I'm like standing but I'm floating. It's very weird. And
Speaker 2: then like I hear this booming voice like over me,
Speaker 2: and it's like, uh it just like I forget what
Speaker 2: it says. It like echoed like like you like passed
Speaker 2: away or something like this. Oh no, it was laughing
Speaker 2: at me. It was fucking laughing at me. That's what
Speaker 2: it was. It was like laughing at the way I died.
Speaker 2: And then like it like started like like making me
Speaker 2: angry and like I felt like embarrassed at like the
Speaker 2: way I died or whatever. And then like out of
Speaker 2: the distance, I just see these like giant pillars, like
Speaker 2: colored pillars, like a like a graph, like a chart,
Speaker 2: rising out of this nothingness. And it was literally like
Speaker 2: stats of my life. And it was like you met
Speaker 2: three eight hundred and fifty six people like who considered
Speaker 2: you like a close friend, like you were like a
Speaker 2: very social person, like that's something to be proud of.
Speaker 2: And then there was like there were thirty eight people
Speaker 2: in your life that like were genuinely in love with you,
Speaker 2: and like then there were like four hundred people who
Speaker 2: considered you an enemy and just like all this crazy shit,
Speaker 2: and these pillars were just like rising up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's just IG stats.
Speaker 2: Literally it was my ig stats. And then like all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, this booming voice is like time to go,
Speaker 2: and like I get like zoom, I hear this like
Speaker 2: zoop sound, and I get sucked into like another life
Speaker 2: and I'm not going to go into it. But basically you're.
Speaker 1: Literally in your dream was the amalgamation of soul and
Speaker 1: mind game exactly.
Speaker 2: It was the craziest shit I had ever experienced in
Speaker 2: my life. But basically in this other dream, I was
Speaker 2: like living as another person and then I got killed again,
Speaker 2: and then I got sucked into this like other realm,
Speaker 2: and then I got sucked back into another kid or
Speaker 2: another life, and then I woke up. But like literally
Speaker 2: the craziest shit ever, the most like real dream, like
Speaker 2: when I tell you everything was real, Like it was
Speaker 2: literally real, like I thought, I was like actually experience this,
Speaker 2: experiencing this, and it was to the point where, like
Speaker 2: when I woke up in real life, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I'm just experiencing like this dream again, like whatever.
Speaker 2: But it was gnarly.
Speaker 1: I've had a few dreams like that where you like
Speaker 1: go through so many blips you wake up and you're
Speaker 1: like this is it starting again?
Speaker 2: Like is this real?
Speaker 1: Is I my only real dreams like that? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess that's kind of a nightmare.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if you it wasn't really The
Speaker 2: plane crash was a nightmare, but everything else was like
Speaker 2: literally enjoyable until I was like literally murdered, like the
Speaker 2: second time.
Speaker 1: But whatever, my dreams, like the realistic ones are always
Speaker 1: fucking nightmares, and I get so many nightmares. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't have like normal dreams. Always something
Speaker 1: about them is unenjoyable, and then a nightmare I don't get,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like fucking like that one TikTok where
Speaker 1: the guy's like flying on a magict.
Speaker 2: Yours are literally the scariest things I've ever been.
Speaker 1: They are literally like my deepest, darkest fears just being
Speaker 1: like rationed from my brain and turned into the most
Speaker 1: realistic experiences. And that's everywhere from like being cheated on
Speaker 1: to like the closest person in my life life and
Speaker 1: watching my family die like the most brutal death, and
Speaker 1: like crazy, it is so nightmarish. Or if it's not
Speaker 1: like a deep fear, it's like a light fear, or
Speaker 1: it's it's always something that's in my subconscious like during the.
Speaker 2: Day, or it creates a new fear, dude.
Speaker 1: The new one, it actually fucking did was. The new
Speaker 1: one is that I'm not cleaning my smiley enough for something.
Speaker 1: And you know what it is. Yesterday I like started
Speaker 1: like licking it and like I was like, there's a
Speaker 1: there's a new texture to like this piercing, Like it's
Speaker 1: like not as smooth as when I first got it,
Speaker 1: and there's there's bacteria like collecting on it and it's
Speaker 1: gonna get infected, and like that's what I was thinking. Yesterday.
Speaker 1: I literally went into the fucking bathroom like a maniac
Speaker 1: with a cute tip and sat there holding it down
Speaker 1: so I didn't rip it out and was like scrubbing
Speaker 1: it clean yesterday because I was like so freaked out,
Speaker 1: and like now I'm like brushing it, which I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing because like you shouldn't be moving it around.
Speaker 1: But in my dream last night, I literally I was
Speaker 1: like I was or something. I was like at a
Speaker 1: restaurant having drinks with people, and I went like this
Speaker 1: like with my tongue, I like licked between it and
Speaker 1: both of the balls came unscrewed and fell into my mouth.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I like had the balls
Speaker 1: under my tongue so I didn't swallow them, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is about to fall out.
Speaker 2: I was like, you have my balls under your tongue, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll stop doing that. Do you want me to stop
Speaker 2: or do you want me to keep going?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Like, it's like.
Speaker 2: You set me up. You set me up for slam
Speaker 2: dunk every time, unknowingly, and I have to just fucking finish.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Balls in my mouth, balls in.
Speaker 2: My mouth, I like ass cheeks literally me getting a
Speaker 2: hacked on Twitter if they can get.
Speaker 1: Me on Twitter, I was hacked.
Speaker 2: I like a cheeks literally after.
Speaker 1: Sitting Bob outing Kirk to hospital where like that was
Speaker 1: not us.
Speaker 2: The curse of the podcast, I know.
Speaker 1: And the curse of if you don't have sex with me,
Speaker 1: you'll end up in the hospital for we.
Speaker 2: Saint Bob oden Kirk to the hospital.
Speaker 1: No, you know what it was. It was like he
Speaker 1: needed a reminder of what life was like and that
Speaker 1: he should try things because you never You're.
Speaker 2: Saying, are you trying to make it so you can
Speaker 2: try sex with you?
Speaker 1: Why? Why does it not have to be about sex
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 2: Because that's like wrong, what's like wrong? Right?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Balls in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the balls were in my mouth and I
Speaker 1: like was holding it under my tongue and I had
Speaker 1: my mask on in this restaurant and I was too
Speaker 1: afraid to pull it down, but I was like like
Speaker 1: trying to talk with my tongue being held down, and
Speaker 1: no one was understanding me. And I just ran out
Speaker 1: and tried to find a tattoo shop so that they
Speaker 1: would like screw it back on for me. And I
Speaker 1: was talking to this tattoo guy for so long, and
Speaker 1: he started ranting to me about like cleansliness and chit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like, can you fucking do your job?
Speaker 1: And then by the time he like looked through the computer,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, our piercer isn't in shop right now,
Speaker 1: so actually we can't help you. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? And then I had I said what the
Speaker 1: fuck out loud and swallowed the two ball bearings from
Speaker 1: my piercing, and then in my dream it turned into
Speaker 1: like a really visual thing where the hole in my
Speaker 1: mouth was huge, like big enough that I could like
Speaker 1: put a Q tip through it, and like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like it makes no sense, but in the dream, like
Speaker 1: I took the piercing out and it was really fucking
Speaker 1: gross and like infected, and I was like trying to
Speaker 1: clean it and I was like freaking out, and like
Speaker 1: it was it felt more like I was like a
Speaker 1: little like tiny person in my nose, like does that
Speaker 1: make sense? A really weird dream, but it was like crazy,
Speaker 1: it was literally scaring the fuck out of me because
Speaker 1: then I woke up this more and I like touched
Speaker 1: my piercing with my tongue because I was like, is there?
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? Is it there? Gen did that happen?
Speaker 1: Even though I don't know why that would happen? If
Speaker 1: that makes me like my I wish my tongue was
Speaker 1: strong enough to undo the ball bearings because you know
Speaker 1: what that would mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, balls in my mouth.
Speaker 1: But yeah. And then I've had other really really fucked
Speaker 1: up dreams that are actually so fucked up dramatic, yeah,
Speaker 1: and traumatic that I literally can't publicly say them.
Speaker 2: And also like it's like conjuring real ship, like yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's dark ship, She's told me. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: you like need help, like you.
Speaker 1: Actually need her, and I'm like I'm getting it.
Speaker 2: And it's this isn't like this isn't like this is
Speaker 2: a re like this is every night like this you
Speaker 2: have you have the word I.
Speaker 1: Have like a terrifying dream at least once a week
Speaker 1: at least, and then sometimes when I'm really in it.
Speaker 1: I'll literally have night when last summer I had like
Speaker 1: a nightmare about like family members dying every night for
Speaker 1: like four nine to night.
Speaker 2: It was gnarly. I was like, Anya, like you really
Speaker 2: need to like stop manifesting this shit.
Speaker 1: Slid.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean my dream schedule is like maybe
Speaker 2: I get a dream every once once every like two months,
Speaker 2: but I used to dream all the time. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck happens.
Speaker 1: You gotta start taking melotonin so you can image been
Speaker 1: like the craziest shit.
Speaker 2: I need to stop taking chlorophyll because it's.
Speaker 1: Well, chlorophyl goes to me diarrhea. That's why I have
Speaker 1: to stop taking it.
Speaker 2: Chlorophyll gives me constipation. But I already have just like
Speaker 2: the worst guts in the world. Like I'm always constipated
Speaker 2: all the time. But I do nothing to fix it,
Speaker 2: and I just like complaining about it. And that's that
Speaker 2: on that like I love complaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same. Like the thing is, I could I go
Speaker 1: get like tests done to see what makes my stomach
Speaker 1: hurt so bad? Yes, but then what would be the
Speaker 1: negative thing? I get to complain about five.
Speaker 2: Hours precisely because like I don't think people understand how
Speaker 2: important complaining really is.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It is fun.
Speaker 2: It like actually opens the door to so many conversations
Speaker 2: to be had.
Speaker 1: And we're also just negative people. Oh Ryan keeps pointing
Speaker 1: that out. She's like, we literally have not said anything kind.
Speaker 2: That was the gnarliest car right of my life. Like
Speaker 2: that sent me into a spiral. When she said that,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like we are not.
Speaker 1: You know what it is like my life fucking sucked.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I have no reason to be evil.
Speaker 1: I just like, am you had some emotional trauma? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you got something the knock on your hat
Speaker 1: just though I'm scared me. Also, that was I was
Speaker 1: trying to because that was the same day we went
Speaker 1: to What did we do that night? Like for some
Speaker 1: reason that night I got like drunk. Oh that was
Speaker 1: the night you were d d ing. Yeah. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm back on my.
Speaker 2: Party girl literally party girl.
Speaker 1: I'm like crazy cookie fun party girl, and I'm like
Speaker 1: d D which is a sleigh drunk driver.
Speaker 2: I have been.
Speaker 1: D ding recently, which is pretty interesting because I me
Speaker 1: Andrew both have pretty intense like social anxiety and going
Speaker 1: to parties and being like the sober one is literally
Speaker 1: terrifying for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean honestly, like going I was like, this
Speaker 2: is like seey, like I'm going to see people and
Speaker 2: like have to communicate with people that I'm not really
Speaker 2: friends with but I'm like acquainted with. But it really
Speaker 2: wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always like it's the moment's going into it,
Speaker 1: and then the first ten minutes of being anywhere or
Speaker 1: like it's.
Speaker 2: Like literally I can compare it to this, but not
Speaker 2: it's not relatable for anybody else. But like going on
Speaker 2: stage for tour the first time, like every show, like
Speaker 2: the first like two minutes, like they're the two minutes
Speaker 2: leading up to it were fucking awful, but then getting
Speaker 2: on stage and like literally twenty five seconds after being
Speaker 2: on stage, you're like completely comfortable. Yeah, it's literally the
Speaker 2: exact same. Like the ten minutes leading up to it,
Speaker 2: I was like freaking the fuck out, but then I
Speaker 2: was like as I was in it, I was like, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's not the biggest I'll be fine, I'll survive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I actually enjoyed it, like I loved being DD
Speaker 2: Like I loved dude.
Speaker 1: It is fun. But what makes it fun is like
Speaker 1: watching your friends have a good time and like just
Speaker 1: being like the Trooper being like all right, let's go,
Speaker 1: like come on, Like wrangling everybody up is like fun,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's always like the first ten minutes they're like.
Speaker 1: But I've tried to do it more often, just because
Speaker 1: like I've gone to plenty social events sober, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to make it seem like I can't function
Speaker 1: in social events not being sober, because I do it
Speaker 1: all the time, but I mean specifically in party spaces
Speaker 1: or like dance rave experiences. I feel like those are
Speaker 1: a little more like overbearing to be like the sober one,
Speaker 1: which is actually kind of dumb because if anything, there's
Speaker 1: like a sleigh in that because you're the only one
Speaker 1: fully there mentally. And I'm also really fucking embarrassing when
Speaker 1: I'm drunk, so I don't know why the fuck I'm
Speaker 1: acting like i'd be falling over like I am gross
Speaker 1: the other day Okay, also that night, I like need
Speaker 1: to not be so brave, like, which shouldn't even be
Speaker 1: a thing that I have to worry about. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about disregarding men and being like hopefully
Speaker 1: they don't kill me. But the other night I was
Speaker 1: a fucking cunt and it was rightfully so, like men
Speaker 1: were weird. Men just think they can talk to you
Speaker 1: and if like there was way too much power, you.
Speaker 2: Let me talk to you. You know, Damn, I really
Speaker 2: just do just.
Speaker 1: Shit like you don't know how to just like sit.
Speaker 2: I'm just not getting enough words in, you know. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like the creative writing case.
Speaker 1: Every time you get a chance to speak, you don't
Speaker 1: say anything. When you get a chance to speak, you're
Speaker 1: like balls.
Speaker 2: Balls.
Speaker 1: I want you to be back on your party mode
Speaker 1: because your fun demon time. I'm just like I get
Speaker 1: like pretty bitchy. I get pretty bitchy and I fall
Speaker 1: over you.
Speaker 2: Fall downstairs and scrape your elbows. No me, I'm like
Speaker 2: I talked briefly talked about it, Like no, I talked
Speaker 2: about it a lot. Like I'm just like pure fucking evil,
Speaker 2: Like it's evil and I need to like pace myself.
Speaker 2: But like I said, it's just like the fucking purge.
Speaker 2: Like every four months, I just go evil, like I
Speaker 2: go demon, and then like maybe in between, like there's
Speaker 2: a casual drinking setting, but like I just literally don't
Speaker 2: know how to pace myself, and like, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how people my age like don't blackout
Speaker 2: every night, Like.
Speaker 1: You know what it is. I've said this before, but
Speaker 1: it's because people our age are like going to things
Speaker 1: more often, so they're getting those little tastes of like
Speaker 1: going to a party, like getting kind of buzz and
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, I'm gonna do this again in like
Speaker 1: three four days, Like so I don't get blackout. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: If I'm not blackout, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, for me, it's like I'm like if I like,
Speaker 1: I'm like saying this as if I didn't like drink
Speaker 1: a bunch like recently because I was like bored, but
Speaker 1: like but I felt like shit, like I like did
Speaker 1: the whole party thing for like And also when I
Speaker 1: say party, I wasn't like getting black out Like me
Speaker 1: me being crazy is like I went out tonight, I
Speaker 1: had two drinks, I went out the next day, I
Speaker 1: had to drink, and then I went out the next
Speaker 1: day and I had four drinks and like all times
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm crazy, like and like that
Speaker 1: was me being crazy, But I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want to start doing it for the stories, because
Speaker 1: we always walk away from it for with really good
Speaker 1: stories and then we sit here and we don't tell them.
Speaker 1: But I do want to tell one of them.
Speaker 2: I know which one you're going to tell, and you
Speaker 2: need to tell them.
Speaker 1: Okay. So this was what twenty seventeen, This.
Speaker 2: Was maybe twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: No, it was twenty seventeen because I was they it
Speaker 1: was removed. Yeah, and it was like post graduation. So
Speaker 1: it was like, Okay, I used to come to LA
Speaker 1: and like be very involved in the influencer like circle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's very obvious to you guys now, like
Speaker 1: we're not very invested in influencer circles. I don't even
Speaker 1: think it was obvious back then.
Speaker 2: Like no, it was like very secretive. We would go
Speaker 2: to these parties and like not tell anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we loved going coming to LA and just
Speaker 1: having full LA experience of going to all the influencer parties,
Speaker 1: being around all so uncomfortable. It's so loud when you move, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to switch chairs? No, I'm good, you're
Speaker 1: you're chilling. But we would come to these to LA
Speaker 1: to like experience all these parties and ship and do
Speaker 1: I say the name. Yeah, of course, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not the worst stories of him. They're
Speaker 1: pretty charming for them. No, they're not charming.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say charming.
Speaker 1: Charming is me being nice, but he definitely has a
Speaker 1: worse rep now. Yeah, But weirdly enough, I was hanging
Speaker 1: out with like Bryce.
Speaker 2: Hall, just that whole squad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that whole squad of like dudes, and then like
Speaker 1: like Loray was and then and we're friends with Alray,
Speaker 1: so that like makes sense. Like it was like that.
Speaker 1: It was still that world of influencers, and I was
Speaker 1: hanging out with them a lot, not necessarily, not like
Speaker 1: hanging out, but I was seeing them a lot because
Speaker 1: I was going to a lot of like Bryce's hollist parties.
Speaker 1: And I think there's like three of these stories in
Speaker 1: a row, or maybe more so too. I could think
Speaker 1: of two of them in a row. One party I
Speaker 1: went to, I'm there having a good time, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want to leave that.
Speaker 1: I've been here too much. It's looking the same for me.
Speaker 1: I want to go. I'm gonna go bowling or something
Speaker 1: with some friends I was with, but before I left,
Speaker 1: I was like, I am going to steal alcohol. So
Speaker 1: I walked into the kitchen and I went and I
Speaker 1: was pouring like something into a bottle, into like a
Speaker 1: plastic bottle, and from over my shoulder I hear bribes
Speaker 1: and he's like enya, and I was like what. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, do you want to do a
Speaker 1: shot with us? And I was like no, I'm leaving,
Speaker 1: and he I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: This is the realist shit you'll ever hear.
Speaker 1: He pulled up his shirt and showed his abs and
Speaker 1: said how about now? And I literally just stared at
Speaker 1: him and I was like no, no, and I just
Speaker 1: turned and closed my bottle and walked away.
Speaker 2: Most horrific thing potentially ever to.
Speaker 1: Happen, I remember. I was literally I felt like I
Speaker 1: was like in a vine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was you now era, So it was like
Speaker 2: kind of acceptable to act like this, but.
Speaker 1: It was still so confusing to see it happen in
Speaker 1: real life. I was genuinely shell shocked. And I just
Speaker 1: walked out into my friends who we were all waiting
Speaker 1: for the uber, and I told them what happened and
Speaker 1: they were like, no, and I was like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: that just happened behind those doors, Like that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: And then the next party we went to mister Brycehall himself.
Speaker 2: Because all of the parties were at his house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we would go to these parties and it was like
Speaker 2: this house in the hills that I won't get into
Speaker 2: the details of the financials, but it was a very
Speaker 2: fuck up.
Speaker 1: It was very intresting.
Speaker 2: I felt very bad for her, but yeah, they it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just an insane crowd.
Speaker 2: It was literally like the most random people.
Speaker 1: It was exactly what when No, there's there's not even
Speaker 1: a description of this kind of like activity on the
Speaker 1: internet because like as crazy as these fools are like publicly,
Speaker 1: it's still it's literally like you might as well be
Speaker 1: like high on acid, Like it's it's like the most unreal.
Speaker 1: I've also never done acid, so I don't know why
Speaker 1: that was the first thing I hid in my head.
Speaker 1: But whatever y'all say, like the psychedelics, dude to your brain,
Speaker 1: that's literally what. I don't need to do psychedelics because
Speaker 1: I experienced experience. Yeah, I experienced that with Brice Hall's
Speaker 1: existence in my like close circle. Also, despite everything as
Speaker 1: far as I know, we're on good terms. He's cool
Speaker 1: I at this time. I even still I used to
Speaker 1: make fun of him insanely on the internet and he
Speaker 1: actually pulled me aside during this time because I was
Speaker 1: around him all the time, and he was like, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's all fun and games, like it's chill.
Speaker 1: And I could respect that out of some one because
Speaker 1: I am a huge shit talker, bitter bitch, and I
Speaker 1: will make fun of people till the day I die,
Speaker 1: and if they're cool with it, like that makes me
Speaker 1: feel awesome. But basically, at one of these parties, we're
Speaker 1: all standing and there's like a balcony like the area
Speaker 1: in this house, and the music's going, everyone's talking and
Speaker 1: like it's a party, you know, party, party, party, vibe party,
Speaker 1: and he gets on top of this balcony and just
Speaker 1: goes everyone shut the fuck up, tartlet music.
Speaker 2: Off, and like Roy screaming, veins popping out of his
Speaker 2: fead neck, all of it, the whole.
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh, something bad is about to happen.
Speaker 1: What's happening? Music stops and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh the fuck stole the way out of my
Speaker 3: room and starts screaming and This was literally the scene
Speaker 3: from SpongeBob where mister Crabs goes up to like SpongeBob
Speaker 3: because his homie just comes and in his ear and
Speaker 3: is like what I'm assuming is like, oh.
Speaker 2: We found the weed.
Speaker 1: You what we found the weed? Oh? Never mind, turn
Speaker 1: on the music. Also, I forgot to mention he threatened
Speaker 1: to beat the ship, beat the living shit out of
Speaker 1: the person who he thought stole his weed. He was like,
Speaker 1: I will beat the fuck out of it. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like, I will beat the living shit out of you,
Speaker 1: and everybody was like, oh my god. And yeah. Then
Speaker 1: his friend was like, bro, we found it. And then
Speaker 1: he's like never mind and just turned around and like
Speaker 1: went back to like everything was normal. And those are
Speaker 1: my stories of him. I feel like there's one more
Speaker 1: that I'm like there.
Speaker 2: It doesn't involve Bryce, but it involves Bryce's house the
Speaker 2: literal like weed panic attack you had. Oh, is that
Speaker 2: the one you're thinking of?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, we don't necessarily have to go into it,
Speaker 1: but this is literally when me Andrew say we like
Speaker 1: can't just like partake in like weed culture. Literally, like
Speaker 1: imagine going through psychosis at this house that I'm describing,
Speaker 1: like literal nightmare.
Speaker 2: Like actual, like like I can't, I wish I could
Speaker 2: describe it. It's just like the weirdest environment I'd ever
Speaker 2: been in my entire life. It literally is just like
Speaker 2: out of a fucking movie. It's out of a fucking TikTok.
Speaker 2: Like it literally looks like it's a dream. It was
Speaker 2: a dream come true. We still so many things, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I think I still forks, but that was
Speaker 2: really all I.
Speaker 1: I stole drunk goggles.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're drunk goggles. We had those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still in Miami. Not that he has them
Speaker 1: literally well the other day and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 2: We weren't living in La yet. When we had Freak
Speaker 2: with these parties. This was like pre La, like we
Speaker 2: would come out for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we moved here and we just like
Speaker 1: we're not We're no longer in that scene. And I
Speaker 1: would love to get back into it because of stories
Speaker 1: like that. But like I think at this point, everyone
Speaker 1: knows we're kind of trolls because every time we like
Speaker 1: kind of tiptoe around these people, it's like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: they know, they know it's they know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: There is a oh my god, this is the story
Speaker 2: involving Bryce Hall party through that fucking party on on Halloween,
Speaker 2: and so like we like we had this when we
Speaker 2: first moved to la We had this like group called
Speaker 2: the Four Local Villains. It was just everyone. It was
Speaker 2: everyone in the squad like that, you know, Josiah, Lucas Christian,
Speaker 2: all of us and you know, Oriyan, Josh whatever, and
Speaker 2: we would do this thing called four Local Villains, which
Speaker 2: was it was of course the Purge. We would get
Speaker 2: four locos and just chug them and like literally become
Speaker 2: villains and like run the city for the night, like
Speaker 2: Joker style, like just do whatever we could. This is
Speaker 2: my joker, literally do as much bad ship as possible.
Speaker 2: And I don't recommend it. It's very dangerous and evil.
Speaker 1: It's a bad ship meaning like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, troll troll people, not like actually do bad ship whatever.
Speaker 2: But uh, there was this house party that like Bryce
Speaker 2: was hosting or like his homie was hosting. It was
Speaker 2: basically Bryce's house party. They were into this airbnb in
Speaker 2: this weird neighborhood and we pull up. It's immediately like
Speaker 2: a sinister vibe like it it's immediately just like it's
Speaker 2: immediately just weird. Like I mean, it's not weird, but
Speaker 2: it's just like not a party. It's like, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was kick back with like thirty people.
Speaker 1: Because they also had gotten noise complaints by the time
Speaker 1: we got there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we pull up on four loco mode, belligerent,
Speaker 2: belligerently drunken. We're like, oh no, we need to turn
Speaker 2: this bitch up. So, like we go in there like
Speaker 2: like full on energy and like start blasting music. I
Speaker 2: don't remember what song was playing.
Speaker 1: I don't remember either, but I do remember going in
Speaker 1: and like going to talk to someone who also I
Speaker 1: was like a raging Kuntu and so mean to all
Speaker 1: the time because I found them really annoying and rude.
Speaker 1: So I went to go troll them and like talk
Speaker 1: to them. And I put my leg on a table
Speaker 1: next to me and knocked over that lamp.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, like the so then literally
Speaker 2: and you knocks over a lamp, it shatters all over
Speaker 2: the floor, like and instead of just being normal people
Speaker 2: like and be like oh fuck, like I'm sorry, We'll
Speaker 2: pay for this. Like we pull out our cameras and
Speaker 2: start dancing in the glass and like stomping on it
Speaker 2: and turning it into sand again basically, and like literally
Speaker 2: just like picking up shards of glass and like faking
Speaker 2: like we're stabbing each other. And then like there's a
Speaker 2: TV on the wall that's like in place. It like
Speaker 2: sunk it into the wall, and like I pull it
Speaker 2: off the wall a little bit and there's just like
Speaker 2: a pair of easies behind the TV, and I take
Speaker 2: these pair of easies out and I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: fucking steal these easies. And then the dudes who like
Speaker 2: rented the house for the party or whatever, like like
Speaker 2: literally like comes up and he's like, y'all need to
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here now, and we're like no,
Speaker 2: like me and we're like no. He's like no, get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of my house. And we're like okay, whatever.
Speaker 2: So like we make a giant scene leaving, like yeah,
Speaker 2: we like.
Speaker 1: Make a huge seen like me and Drew walk out,
Speaker 1: but Josh stays in and is talking to Bryce and
Speaker 1: them and Bryce and everyone's like cracking up and then.
Speaker 2: They're eating it up because it's like literally the most
Speaker 2: fun the party had been, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because it was dead in there, and Josh gets them
Speaker 1: to chant like fuck Enya and they all start screaming
Speaker 1: fuck Enya, and like I'm like at the door, like
Speaker 1: hitting it. I'm like and then I finally get back in,
Speaker 1: and the dude who's running the party, I'm like in
Speaker 1: the kitchen laughing with everyone and we're watching the video
Speaker 1: and the dude who run Who's like.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile when I'm trapped outside, I'm tapped outside running up
Speaker 2: and down the street literally doing the same thing I
Speaker 2: did at that really rich mansion like two weeks ago,
Speaker 2: telling like, do not go up there. They're having blood orgies.
Speaker 2: Like Enya's inside having the time of her fucking life.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was also we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: No, that was like a that was six months.
Speaker 1: That was That was like our magnum opus of four
Speaker 1: local villain I think that might have been the last,
Speaker 1: like h yeah, hurrah for the villains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was it was taking a toll on us,
Speaker 2: and we started to getting like it.
Speaker 1: Was taking Yeah. Now we sit around and we're like,
Speaker 1: why the fuck does no one invite us out? And
Speaker 1: it's literally because we became the monsters of La.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we were the actual monsters of La.
Speaker 1: I mean, we do get invited out, and I think
Speaker 1: it's with the same ideology of like, oh, we are monsters,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, no one's inviting us to parties
Speaker 1: at this point, being like, oh they're social. There's they're
Speaker 1: social butterflies.
Speaker 2: It's literally like bringing the fucking clowns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bringing the clowns, bringing the entertainment. These people will
Speaker 1: be belligerent and like funny to watch, and I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's the moment we literally get all the
Speaker 2: attention in the world, all eyes on us, and that's
Speaker 2: all that really fucking matters at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: is that if everybody's looking at you.
Speaker 1: I know, literally I thrive off of attention and I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that, and I don't think it's something to
Speaker 1: be ashamed of. I think, yeah, an intense need for
Speaker 1: attention actually makes you more interesting of a person. Those
Speaker 1: who are like okay with like being alone and like
Speaker 1: to themselves and isolated. Yeah, nerd me, I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: What do you read books?
Speaker 1: I literally do read books.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so smart, You're so smart, and I'm most smart.
Speaker 1: No, I'm smart, bitch.
Speaker 2: When it's done to me, I'm like, okay, I know
Speaker 2: why it makes people.
Speaker 1: Any dude, there was a point in my life where
Speaker 1: like me chirving up on words and people pointing it
Speaker 1: out actually made me so insie.
Speaker 2: I mean, and you like brought it up, and then
Speaker 2: I stopped doing it to you. But what I do
Speaker 2: is when people like stutter on their words or like
Speaker 2: slip up on their word, I like finish the word
Speaker 2: for them and just like, oh, like schmo smart, Like
Speaker 2: what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: You did it to me like two days ago? Wait really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it is, but like you did, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: But I also did it to you like I think
Speaker 1: a day ago. Yeah, It's just a funny. It's one
Speaker 1: of a stranger does it to me? Is when I
Speaker 1: literally want to like disappear into nothing this because I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they think I'm stupid, like.
Speaker 2: Dumbis shit. But we never really touched on weed psychosis,
Speaker 2: like we briefly talked about it, but like just like
Speaker 2: the absolute panic and maybe this is something for another
Speaker 2: episode because it's a lot of stories, but just like
Speaker 2: the absolute like just genuine fear that like anytime we
Speaker 2: smoked or anytime I smoke used to be you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that happens is just like really gnarly.
Speaker 1: I think that would be like a good episode. Let's know,
Speaker 1: if you want to hear about our psychosis, Yeah, about
Speaker 1: our psychosis and scariness.
Speaker 2: Just let us know transitioning from weed, we can go
Speaker 2: to the Olympics and talk about the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That literally is a transition from them not letting I
Speaker 1: mind blanking on her name for not letting her play.
Speaker 1: And then literally those two other white motherfuckers just like
Speaker 1: got congratulations from like New York Times because it was
Speaker 1: like they were Olympians who started like a cannabis thing.
Speaker 1: That is actually so insane that she didn't to go.
Speaker 2: It's wrong in every sense of the word. It's evil,
Speaker 2: It's pure evil. That's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh, I literally thought. I was like, damn, that is
Speaker 1: like a good transition you just made. I was like
Speaker 1: genuine no, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it popped into my brain, but I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna go there. But literally, perfect transition. It is wrong
Speaker 2: and every since of the word. And I think the
Speaker 2: Olympics to shine. No, she's literally the most athletic person
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my in fucking life, like she
Speaker 2: literally will be there next year.
Speaker 1: I literally we were watching running the other day and
Speaker 1: you and Josh being like, oh, I could do that.
Speaker 2: No, we weren't saying that. We were not saying that
Speaker 2: we could do that. We were saying that, like, like,
Speaker 2: how fast I could run a one hundred meter dash?
Speaker 2: I think Husain Bolt has like a nine nine seconds,
Speaker 2: nine ten second world record, And I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I bet I could run it in sixteen seconds, which
Speaker 2: like actually doesn't sound that insane because like running is
Speaker 2: like exponentially like shaving off a second, and running is
Speaker 2: like a lot harder to do than like any other sport.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I guess I just also like I'm like, how again,
Speaker 1: that's just my stupidity because.
Speaker 2: It's officially one hundred and one in here, Yes it
Speaker 2: doesn't it doesn't display one hundred.
Speaker 1: It just goes back down. Yeah, he's so stupid. But
Speaker 1: I think that's my small brain showing again, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand like what one hundred like meters is,
Speaker 1: and it's like.
Speaker 2: On a track, it's the first segment, like the straightaway segment, oh,
Speaker 2: then two hundreds of curve with I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I'm a fast runner.
Speaker 2: I think you could. You could do it sub twenty easily.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should go to it, she said runner, she's
Speaker 1: a jack sent I don't know. But the Olympics in
Speaker 1: general are literally someone saying to me yesterday at lunch,
Speaker 1: I had the realization, like that was not me just
Speaker 1: saying something out loud, that was a genuine realization I had.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, there are people who
Speaker 1: literally trained their whole lives to be in the Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there are people who from the age of like
Speaker 1: fucking eight to fourteen or like, no, I.
Speaker 2: That's my journey.
Speaker 1: I want to be in the Olympics.
Speaker 2: You know what, I found out that some countries pay
Speaker 2: for gold medals, like they pay you for gold medals,
Speaker 2: Like I think the payout for like a United States
Speaker 2: win gold medal win is like I think it's like
Speaker 2: forty thousand dollars per gold medal, damn, which is like
Speaker 2: fucking crazy, which like makes sense why some of these
Speaker 2: fuckers are training their whole life, Like I mean, like,
Speaker 2: if I had to train for anything in the Olympics,
Speaker 2: it would be sharp shooting because you could literally just
Speaker 2: be You could just shoot like you don't have to
Speaker 2: be fit.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I wouldn't like yeah, because I guess that
Speaker 1: doesn't take like physical training. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would do. I actually as a kid, I've told you
Speaker 1: this before bad. I don't know if I've ever said
Speaker 1: it online. I really wanted to be a gymnast because
Speaker 1: of the movie Stick.
Speaker 2: It like, oh bit.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do gymnastics so fucking bad. And I
Speaker 1: remember before we went fully broken, couldn't turn on the
Speaker 1: lights of my house. When I was very young. I
Speaker 1: was like, please, please, please, can I like do gymnastics?
Speaker 1: And my parents were like, yes, of course you can. Bitch,
Speaker 1: tell me why the fuck we went shopping and they're
Speaker 1: putting a little leotard on me, but it's like pink
Speaker 1: and fuzzy, and I was like no. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this doesn't look exactly like what I was imagining. I
Speaker 1: was like thinking of something like red with like a
Speaker 1: stripe and like something of those. But you know, I'll
Speaker 1: take this and then I show up to class. Bitch,
Speaker 1: why the fuck am I in ballet right now? I
Speaker 1: want to fucking ballet? And I remember I was so
Speaker 1: pissed and I would like Sophia was in the class.
Speaker 1: They put Sofia in the class with me. I think
Speaker 1: that's why they put me in ballet, so we could
Speaker 1: do something together, because I guess also it is.
Speaker 2: Kind of like a ride of passage for little girls,
Speaker 2: like some little girls, like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to start doing backflips, bitch,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to do this. I was so mad.
Speaker 1: I want to swing from the bars. I wanted to
Speaker 1: do that so bad. I literally like would daydream about
Speaker 1: like fucking putting chalk on my hand.
Speaker 2: I'm like running around.
Speaker 1: Yes, I wanted it so bad, and I was so
Speaker 1: mad about ballet. And I have a very distinct memory
Speaker 1: of one time me sneaking out of class with Sofia
Speaker 1: and like dragging her along with me and just like
Speaker 1: putting pillows down on the floor and like jumping over
Speaker 1: them and like like doing my own little like thing
Speaker 1: in there. And yeah, and then I lost all ambition
Speaker 1: for life, and the lost for life and we couldn't
Speaker 1: afford that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: But basically, what I wanted to say about the Olympics
Speaker 2: is like it actually is fucking hilarious to me. How
Speaker 2: like we've literally been doing this since like the dawn
Speaker 2: of like human consciousness, most like human shit, so primal,
Speaker 2: Like we literally like since the Colisseum, we've just been.
Speaker 1: Like fucking like flipping around around.
Speaker 2: Like running and like chanting for our country Like that's
Speaker 2: Shit's so funny, Like really think about it, like we've
Speaker 2: been like we're just so human, you know, like the
Speaker 2: Olympics is the most human shit.
Speaker 1: So like primal like animal like animal instinct.
Speaker 2: To be like competition. Yeah, jump, like I'm better than
Speaker 2: you and I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you
Speaker 2: and I'm the best in the world. And like then
Speaker 2: I watch it and like my animal turns on and
Speaker 2: I eat that ship up every fucking time, no matter
Speaker 2: the event. I'm like yes, like go like whin, like
Speaker 2: no matter. And it's also like whoever wins, I'm like
Speaker 2: you you, I knew you were gonna win that shit,
Speaker 2: that's your words.
Speaker 1: I mean You're like, oh, no, I knew it. I
Speaker 1: know I knew it. I was I was thinking about
Speaker 1: that already, Like.
Speaker 2: No, no, I know that's a huge insecurity of mine.
Speaker 2: And every time I say it, I'm like why did
Speaker 2: I say that? But I literally do, I literally do
Speaker 2: think it, and then before I just don't say it,
Speaker 2: and then you say it or someone else says it.
Speaker 1: Between us, it makes sense, like because I feel like
Speaker 1: we see the same thing all the time and we're
Speaker 1: always ingesting the same thing, so we and we are
Speaker 1: very like in sync. Yeah, it's like when girls period
Speaker 1: sync up, but your private part sync with mine.
Speaker 2: See, I'm getting aired out. I'm getting aired out right
Speaker 2: now because I know everyone makes fun of me about it. No,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, It's okay because it's just my little quirk.
Speaker 1: That's just who I am. No, no one talks about it.
Speaker 1: But it's just so funny because you mean, like that's
Speaker 1: every time, like like it's mainly in like competition. Thinks
Speaker 1: You're like, I fucking knew it.
Speaker 2: No, I say, it's at literally everything.
Speaker 1: My dad says that too.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was just about to say that.
Speaker 2: I swear I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1: When Dante showed up to Miami to surprise my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad was like, I knew it, like I knew it,
Speaker 1: like and he talked about it all night. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: y'all think I'm joking, but like I knew it, and
Speaker 1: we were like okay, and he was like no, I like,
Speaker 1: why do you think I showed up here like I
Speaker 1: knew it, and like we'd be talking about something else
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, let me tell you something I
Speaker 1: like knew.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's a pride thing. I think it. I think
Speaker 2: it stems down to like pride. And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: wish I said that, or like a jealousy thing, because
Speaker 2: everybody got a laugh from it, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: wish I said that because I did know that, And
Speaker 2: I don't know you.
Speaker 1: You are intelligent and amazing and you should just start.
Speaker 2: Speaking in your mind. I do know you know what
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 1: Is because your dumb little ass lets things like balls
Speaker 1: in my mouth come out instead of other things. Instead
Speaker 1: of saying, like the intellectual thoughts you have, you're like
Speaker 1: balls in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Because it's way better. It's way better. No one wants
Speaker 2: another smart person. Everybody wants a clown. That was deep.
Speaker 1: That was literally me when I showed to the party.
Speaker 1: But when I shoved to a party that I'm in
Speaker 1: my too, I'm like, they didn't want another hot girl.
Speaker 1: They wanted a silly girl. Someone made a TikTok that
Speaker 1: really struck a nerve with me, and they were like
Speaker 1: I used to in life be like I'm not the
Speaker 1: hottest girl, but I'm the funniest girl. And then I
Speaker 1: get on this app and I see the hottest, funniest
Speaker 1: people in the world, and I'm like, oh, so there's
Speaker 1: comb there's literally combo meals out there running around, and
Speaker 1: here I am.
Speaker 2: You can't be both funny and hot. It's not there.
Speaker 2: It's not Yeah, I know. I mean honestly, look at us,
Speaker 2: like we're both touch we're both funny and hot.
Speaker 1: I don't I would consider myself like pretty and like
Speaker 1: when I when I put all my driving force into it,
Speaker 1: I could be hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah I agree, And for me agree, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: you're a hot person, okay, and I want to bed you.
Speaker 2: And for me, everyone calling me hot has done absolutely
Speaker 2: nothing for me. I thought it would be good for me.
Speaker 2: I thought I'd be like, oh, finally like I am attractive,
Speaker 2: but no, like I still think I'm the ugliest.
Speaker 1: Well now just sets an expectation. The best thing to
Speaker 1: ever happened to me was Josh's vlogs and seeing how
Speaker 1: fucking ugly I can look on camera and I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have to be hot all the time, Like
Speaker 1: I am a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like that was a very humbling and
Speaker 1: like grounding experience because before that, all the content of
Speaker 1: me was like stuff I had filmed perfect.
Speaker 2: Angles, yeah, like flighting.
Speaker 1: And then like there's specifically one clip of me in
Speaker 1: one of Josh's logs. I was like, I am just
Speaker 1: a person. Huh, I'm just a super man. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's like rely sometimes I'm not Carly Jenner. Oh, I
Speaker 1: am for sure, No Carly Jenner. I'm silly.
Speaker 2: Who's Carly Jenner? Who the fuck is Carly Jenner? Your mom, bitch,
Speaker 2: There's no one named Carly Jenner, and my mom's name
Speaker 2: is not Carly Jenner. I'm really confused by this and
Speaker 2: it's starting to irk me. You're so fucking Jenner.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I think we're fucking done. No, your credit score,
Speaker 1: oh I had to update my credit score is awesome.
Speaker 1: It's back to normal. Yes, And I just want to
Speaker 1: say that is further proof that that ship is not
Speaker 1: fucking real. And guess what to get it back to normal?
Speaker 1: I didn't pay my goddamn guy in to colleges and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay it. That's a line they really.
Speaker 2: Someone did leave I'll do it. Someone did leave a comment.
Speaker 2: I'll do it for free. Someone did leave a comment
Speaker 2: that was like, medical bills don't affect credit scores, and
Speaker 2: I was like, is that true? I didn't go.
Speaker 1: So it was the gas bill. We paid the gas bill.
Speaker 2: Finally, the gas bill. Oh my god, we paid the
Speaker 2: gas bill. But we already have one loaded up. We're
Speaker 2: already back on. We're already bullshit, We're backed around one.
Speaker 1: We could just wait another year.
Speaker 2: I'm down. I'm down. But also something that we took
Speaker 2: a note of that we didn't talk about. It is
Speaker 2: just knowing a little about a lot. I don't need.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know a lot about anything. I
Speaker 2: can know a little about everything.
Speaker 1: The thing is with I don't know if it's like
Speaker 1: the attention problem in my brain. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but when people ask me about things, I
Speaker 1: have no idea what they're talking about. And then if
Speaker 1: they show me a photo or they show me the
Speaker 1: thing they're talking about, I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: literally love that, Like like so then for the most part,
Speaker 1: I sound really stupid because someone will mention something to
Speaker 1: me that I know about and have spoken about, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, in that moment, my brain is like it's
Speaker 1: literally the scene in Spungebob going through all my files,
Speaker 1: and like what it's pulling up is like not matching
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: It's burning.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about anything, and that's okay. That's
Speaker 1: what I tell everyone because that builds the standard. It's
Speaker 1: like what I did in school with having like really
Speaker 1: shitty grades so that when I pull up with a C,
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, you're working.
Speaker 2: I had a four point two GPA when.
Speaker 1: I graduated that I'm not kidding. I think I had
Speaker 1: like a two point eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was a genius in high school. Sorry, sorry
Speaker 2: about it, Sorry about it.
Speaker 1: I was just sexy personally, Like I was popular and
Speaker 1: sexy and you were a nerd.
Speaker 2: I was a popular loaner. I was a popular loaner.
Speaker 1: No, we literally both describe ourselves like that's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm like everyone knew like who I was, but like
Speaker 1: didn't know me.
Speaker 2: Like actually, like I was friends with everybody, but like
Speaker 2: I didn't really fit in with the jobs I didn't
Speaker 2: fit in with, like the like popular kids like.
Speaker 1: Same, but you could dabble with them if like if
Speaker 1: you were in a room, I got with them. It
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, I can hang here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I was literally people knew I was a needle
Speaker 1: in a haystack. I was like white girl, blue hair, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's fucking seen that idiot walking down the hallway. It's
Speaker 1: like I literally I was begging for attention with my
Speaker 1: hair colors. I was literally like blue today, pink Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Ramona Flowers.
Speaker 2: Everyone knew who I was because the way I dressed.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you looked like shit.
Speaker 2: I look like absolute shit. Like there are some fits
Speaker 2: that I threw in high school that I like, boy,
Speaker 2: what the fuck were you thinking? Like I wore overwroll
Speaker 2: you you.
Speaker 1: Shout up to school looking bummy as fat.
Speaker 2: I literally looked bummy as something.
Speaker 1: No, it was serving. I just never wore uniform, and
Speaker 1: I always wore the same like black skinny jeans with
Speaker 1: like a random graphic tea. And then I would get
Speaker 1: yelled at and told to go change, and I wouldn't change.
Speaker 1: And what I would do was put on a hoodie
Speaker 1: and I had cut a collar from one of my
Speaker 1: like uniform T shirts, and I would wear it like
Speaker 1: a necklace so it looked like I had a uniform
Speaker 1: shirt under it. And I would do it with graphic
Speaker 1: T shirts too. I would just like wear the collar
Speaker 1: there and I'd be like, I am wearing a uniform
Speaker 1: under this, and they'd be like take it off, and
Speaker 1: I'm like I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Or I would wear a hoodie with only a brawl
Speaker 1: under it and they'd be like, you need to take
Speaker 1: that off and I'd be like, I literally can't because
Speaker 1: I'm naked.
Speaker 2: So you want to see me naked because lawsuit right.
Speaker 1: Now I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Literally, that's like some of the most creative shit I've
Speaker 2: ever heard when you When I saw you do that
Speaker 2: collar thing, I was literally blown away. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're a genius. Like everything you do.
Speaker 1: They don't make enough people like me in our lifetime.
Speaker 2: No, literally, like you're a one in a million, You're
Speaker 2: a one in a billion, you're one in seven.
Speaker 1: They don't make enough people like me and a life.
Speaker 2: The only creative shit I ever did as a kid,
Speaker 2: when I was like, oh, like I'm the smartest person
Speaker 2: alive is we would have these field days at the
Speaker 2: end of every semester or no, maybe it was at
Speaker 2: the end of the year, where like it was no class.
Speaker 2: It was just like running around like doing it was
Speaker 2: basically the Olympics for like school, and like you could
Speaker 2: like buy sodas from concession stand, you could buy that candy,
Speaker 2: like all that shit, and it was just during the
Speaker 2: school day, and me and my friends were like, oh,
Speaker 2: like we're about to tear this shit up, so we
Speaker 2: like bought all of the sodas. I like put like
Speaker 2: fifty dollars down. We bought all of the sodas and
Speaker 2: they were one dollar each. And I spent fifty dollars
Speaker 2: on sodas. And I bought fifty sodas, and like there
Speaker 2: were no more sodas. So it's like supplying to man,
Speaker 2: mind you, I'm like young as shit, Like I didn't
Speaker 2: know what any of this meant. So you were scamming, entrepreneuring.
Speaker 2: And I bought all of the sodas and flip them
Speaker 2: for two dollars and I started making my money back.
Speaker 2: I made like maybe thirty bucks selling sodas because no
Speaker 2: one could buy sodas and so I was the only
Speaker 2: person selling soda, so they had to buy them for
Speaker 2: two dollars. And then my principal caught on and took
Speaker 2: all of the sodas, all of the money made, and
Speaker 2: the fifty dollars I put down that stole from me.
Speaker 2: They stole. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you should have told your parents,
Speaker 1: but your parents would have been like, bitch, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: Are you doing? Like they're like, you're literally like breaking
Speaker 2: the wall.
Speaker 1: I just realized. The reason I favor Papa John's is
Speaker 1: because in my K through eight school, on Wednesdays, they
Speaker 1: would sell a slice of Papa John's for a dollar
Speaker 1: after school, and then you could go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this fucking meal was a maculate. You would go, you
Speaker 1: would get a pickled egg or a hot sausage. A
Speaker 1: hot sausage was a dollar, though a pickled egg was
Speaker 1: fifty cents, so like you had to ration it. And
Speaker 1: I would like, on my good days, have two dollars
Speaker 1: and I would get a fucking slice of cheese pizza,
Speaker 1: a pickled egg, and like I think it was fago
Speaker 1: sodas like they were in cans. Yeah, and like I
Speaker 1: would get the fucking grape flavor. My god, a great
Speaker 1: flavored soda, Papa John's pickled egg, smash the egg up,
Speaker 1: bite a hole in the end.
Speaker 2: You lose me and you use your teeth, you like
Speaker 2: you lose me.
Speaker 1: I'm literally stopped because I'm gonna order those eggs right now.
Speaker 2: I'll try them on the next podcast. But like you
Speaker 2: lose me every time on the pickled egg Like I'm sorry, Like.
Speaker 1: If you were from I think it's like an East
Speaker 1: Coast thing, like not even just a South thing, but
Speaker 1: like especially from Florida or Miami, those like pink ass
Speaker 1: pickled eggs. Pickled eggs are so fucking good. Something about
Speaker 1: them are deluctable. But hot sausages were a dangerous game.
Speaker 1: We all knew as kids. We were like, don't leave
Speaker 1: it out in the sun because like maggots will.
Speaker 2: Start crawling at it.
Speaker 1: And like that was like I don't know if it
Speaker 1: was a myth or it was like a true legend,
Speaker 1: but I would still fuck up a fucking hot sausage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, getting a pickled egg and a pickled
Speaker 1: sausage and like putting it in the same bag and
Speaker 1: smashing it up.
Speaker 2: That see, I would be down to try that.
Speaker 1: Oh, Pickled eggs are kind of like to Custard because.
Speaker 2: In and back to Papa John's. Like I used to
Speaker 2: fucking hate Papa John's, but you literally changed my life.
Speaker 2: You changed my life because now it's the only pizza
Speaker 2: I will eat.
Speaker 1: It's the only fast food pizza. Exact Ever, I was
Speaker 1: also having this conversation I don't do pizza. Like someone
Speaker 1: was like, what's a good place to get pizza? And
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't go out of my way to go get pizza.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to a restaurant, I want real food.
Speaker 2: Like literally get Papa John's like a normal person.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I called pizza like an American thing and
Speaker 1: someone was like it's Italian and I'm like, okay, but
Speaker 1: like that's americanized to me, like pizza and burgers, that
Speaker 1: is fast food. Like I am not. I'm not spending
Speaker 1: good money. I'm not going to a restaurant and buying.
Speaker 2: A burger Like you're a monster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what like you want to if you want to
Speaker 1: like eat something nasty like a burger, Yeah, you go
Speaker 1: to McDonald's where they do it, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's exactly, Oh my fucking god, there's the
Speaker 2: two cheeseburgers with the little onions on. It is literally
Speaker 2: the best food I've ever put in my body. I
Speaker 2: will I'm a stand for McDonald's. I will ride, i
Speaker 2: will like a mid chicken.
Speaker 1: Do you remember on Wednesdays when they would do like
Speaker 1: the fifty cent burgers. They used to do that, and
Speaker 1: that was like my dad would buy us like burgers
Speaker 1: every Wednesday because it was literally fifty cents to feed
Speaker 1: your child, which is such a steal. They need to
Speaker 1: bring that back, girl.
Speaker 2: They're putting deer ankles in those burgers for fifty cents,
Speaker 2: the deer ankle Wendy's chicken nuggets.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally fucking mud pies.
Speaker 2: Like it's not really. They literally go out to the
Speaker 2: cows and they skip the couch and you're like, you
Speaker 2: know what, we're just gonna get the fucking shit piles
Speaker 2: and they scoop them up.
Speaker 1: But they were so good. But the only thing was
Speaker 1: the fifty cent like deal. I don't think covered mcchickens
Speaker 1: and mc chickens is where it's at, like a nice
Speaker 1: like mayonnaise covered lettuce.
Speaker 2: No, because what are they putting in the mcchickens. They
Speaker 2: are putting the bird pussy in the mcchickens. I swear
Speaker 2: to God the pussy part of the bird. I swear
Speaker 2: to God because them shit's.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's definitely the titties, because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like nice and like.
Speaker 2: It's the pussy part of it's the thristy, the throat.
Speaker 1: I saw people saying, I like, can't have a bussy,
Speaker 1: Like I know.
Speaker 2: All the comments were like nope, and I'm right in your.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I can't have a bussy, but I do
Speaker 1: have a thristy.
Speaker 2: You are the throat goat. Like you are the throat goat.
Speaker 2: Well let's get into media, I guess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the fifty cent burgers were so good and
Speaker 1: Mike chickens are awesome.
Speaker 2: Dude, the fucking the vagina sandwiches from McDonald's I love those.
Speaker 1: It was like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go?
Speaker 1: Yes? So my songs of the week are Mad Lucas
Speaker 1: by the Breeders and Driving on Nine by the Breeders,
Speaker 1: and then ho Problems Bye JT. Money, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Let me make sure yeah by JT. Money and then
Speaker 1: break Out by n E r D that those are
Speaker 1: those are the four songs I'm willing to give. I'm
Speaker 1: like that, I'm willing to give to you literally three
Speaker 1: of the most popular songs.
Speaker 2: All okay, Well, my songs are Audio featuring Drake by
Speaker 2: Rome Santos is not kidding.
Speaker 1: Like I've actually gotten PTSD and woken up on a
Speaker 1: Sunday in my fucking la home and it's Drew shirtless,
Speaker 1: wiping like the walls down, listening to Odio like I
Speaker 1: was literally.
Speaker 2: That ship like turns me up in a way I
Speaker 2: cannot describe. Then I have been listening to Watermelon Hero
Speaker 2: by Tisa Kurian. Yeah, literally the best song ever.
Speaker 1: Want to cook?
Speaker 2: And then I I'm just gonna say it. I'm on
Speaker 2: my is It by Chata?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is? I Baby whoa Baby? Take yo, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Hearing that song the other day in
Speaker 1: the car, I hadn't heard it in so long, and
Speaker 1: it's so good night you like that?
Speaker 2: That was crazy. But yeah, those are my three songs
Speaker 2: to kto.
Speaker 1: I don't have any book recommendations. I don't have any. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm still watching Better Call Sault, especially since they're filming
Speaker 1: the new season. I'm like, i gotta get through this,
Speaker 1: and I literally still love Mike and Sol and I'll
Speaker 1: have sex with both of them. Actually, I don't know
Speaker 1: what Mike is looking like nowadays, because he was already
Speaker 1: pushing it. He was already pushing it in two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't consumed any like I'm gonna consume you.
Speaker 2: I haven't consumed. I don't think I've consumed any shows
Speaker 2: that I was like, oh, I need to talk about this,
Speaker 2: or like books.
Speaker 1: Even I'm trying to anything.
Speaker 2: We've watched a New Earth. I've been I'm rereading for
Speaker 2: the third time. I love that book.
Speaker 1: We've been watching Sexy Beasts. That show is unreal. That's
Speaker 1: actually such a good show.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's like The Mass Singer, which like, okay,
Speaker 2: Mass Singer. When it first came out, even for like
Speaker 2: five years, I was like, fuck this show. We are
Speaker 2: going in a very dark direction. I hate everything about
Speaker 2: like like mainstream media right now, Like this is actually evil, yeah,
Speaker 2: and made by the devil. I watched a few of
Speaker 2: the episodes and I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is like literally so tailored for like my human monkey
Speaker 2: brain was it literally hits every spot in your brain
Speaker 2: like it does everything right. And I watched like thirty
Speaker 2: episodes with my mom in one night. I remember it's
Speaker 2: the same concept.
Speaker 1: Literally, while you were doing that, I was back in
Speaker 1: LA and randomly without speaking about it. I also binge
Speaker 1: watched all the reveals on YouTube for some reason, and
Speaker 1: I was like, even though I had any rock, I
Speaker 1: was like, what the hell to paid was under there?
Speaker 1: But yeah, and that's our media of the week. That's
Speaker 1: our episode of the week. Come back next week. We'll
Speaker 1: be here for the rest of time, or maybe one
Speaker 1: day you'll come and look at us and we're in
Speaker 1: a big, fancy studio and you'll think to yourself for
Speaker 1: it with all.
Speaker 2: The time, I want that edit in six months when
Speaker 2: we have our studio.
Speaker 1: If we get there. Also, stop being surprised that every
Speaker 1: week there's an episode. That's what a podcast is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, I guess surprising damn three videos
Speaker 2: in a month.
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, guys, like, why are you acting
Speaker 1: like this is a shocker. Yeah, I'm like, stop being surprised.
Speaker 1: This is what a podcast is. As if the last
Speaker 1: podcast did it die?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I'm in my Fisherman core.
Speaker 1: Okay, girl, bye my Fisherman era. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Oh stinky
Speaker 1: Sh