WEBVTT - Dreaming About Nightmares

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<v Speaker 1>Little took us to start a little but a little spank,

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<v Speaker 1>a little spank to start the day. Welcome back to

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<v Speaker 1>this episode of Emergency Intercolm. I would just like to

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<v Speaker 1>point out if I'm like, just in case anything looks

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<v Speaker 1>a little different, as if anything ever looks like good

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<v Speaker 1>and purban proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything gone right ones, if it's looking.

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<v Speaker 1>A little darker, a little dimmer, we're starting a little

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<v Speaker 1>later because we ran into literally a million technical.

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<v Speaker 2>Differ, actually a million problems. But what's new. Our last

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<v Speaker 2>episode was the glitchiest episode of podcast I think ever

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<v Speaker 2>released by anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, some would say that we're like breaking boundaries

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<v Speaker 1>into genre. Yeah podcast, Wow, I don't know. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>how I choose to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, what are you to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally gonna say. I would also like everyone

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<v Speaker 1>to know that my stomach is so fucked up because

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday I had a whole bag of hot fries. Like

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<v Speaker 1>so many talkies, We've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been snacking, y'all, Like we've been snacking like crazy, And

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<v Speaker 2>that's like very hypocritical because we were like, what you

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<v Speaker 2>put in your body really does matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I usually am pretty good about it, but the other

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<v Speaker 1>like two nights ago. Oh my god, But if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not watching, Drew just pulled out blue talkies, as if

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<v Speaker 1>infrared red talkies weren't already been humane.

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<v Speaker 2>These should not exist, like these literally should not exist.

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<v Speaker 2>The colors not natural, And I don't understand why they

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<v Speaker 2>made them blue, like there was no reason for blue talkies.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say they are not better, but they

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<v Speaker 2>are like pretty like dang.

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<v Speaker 1>About say, because you had a different bag for the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode that you forgot to bring out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm not lying when I say eat talkies

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<v Speaker 2>every day. They're in. They're in the category or in

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<v Speaker 2>a category of their own, like blue talking.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had the food pyramid and you were a

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<v Speaker 1>little kid, you'd put talkies at the top. Food pyramids

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<v Speaker 1>are also a scam that like food companies pay for.

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<v Speaker 1>But we don't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about that right now. We don't have to get

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<v Speaker 2>into that.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to go into another rant about our

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<v Speaker 1>mental health and digestion. But my my stomach is turned

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck up. My ship is fucked up. The other day,

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<v Speaker 1>Quinn posted a video I knew about these TikTok next,

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<v Speaker 1>but she posted a video that she tried them, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like discussed and appalled by them, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was still convinced I would like them. I still have

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<v Speaker 1>had Chamoy, but like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had Chamoy, I know it's been too long.

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<v Speaker 1>We went on like an adventure to go find dude.

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<v Speaker 1>My ship was fucked. My verbs literally smelt like they

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<v Speaker 1>should be.

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<v Speaker 2>In They were fire. They literally were like pepper spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not kidding that. They burned my fucking eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I had like the pickle wrapped in fruit

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<v Speaker 1>roll up and then I don't know where I saw this,

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<v Speaker 1>my burn thought of it. But like gushers covered in

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<v Speaker 1>lime juice with the heene on them, those were fucking good.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted gushers to be sour though, like in my

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<v Speaker 1>head as a kid, gushers were like sour. Yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a fucking call. We made a joke literally

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<v Speaker 1>before starting this that we were gonna leave her her

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<v Speaker 1>ringers on it. I forgot to turn mine off. Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>it's vibrating in my kuci.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, hey, I'm vibrating.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cuture, okay, TMI. But literally when I was in

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<v Speaker 1>seventh when I was in seventh grade, I remember I

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<v Speaker 1>was texting my crush and playing Call of Duty on

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<v Speaker 1>the Wii, which was weird. I loved it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>actually so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>We should get a whet like actually dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>But basically, in between playing, I put my phone between

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<v Speaker 1>my legs just because I was like, I dropped it

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<v Speaker 1>and then it vibrated and I was like, now what

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<v Speaker 1>was that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, everyone experimented. Everybody experimented with a vibrating controller. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm honest. Everyone put it on their price

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<v Speaker 2>parts and love the way it felt felt. And that's also.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally the like the way this conversation has gone so far,

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<v Speaker 1>it's absurd. We haven't hit any topic that we were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to because I'm like, my brain is on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have never felt like this in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I am melting.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally everyone in our friend group when they're drunk, it

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<v Speaker 1>is literally ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ninety eight degrees in this house, and I have

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your head covering it? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. It's ninety eight degrees and you'll

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<v Speaker 2>see it go up to ninety nine. I'm sure someone

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<v Speaker 2>literally take a shot every single time they say om

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time, we're just in Unison.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the first topic.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should get into, Like we should really

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<v Speaker 2>dive into how I believe the iPad babies control the world,

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<v Speaker 2>because that was something I briefly spoke about for like

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<v Speaker 2>Dawn second in the first episode, and I never really

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<v Speaker 2>dove into that topic. But legitimately, the iPad babies control

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<v Speaker 2>the world. Like like one, the babies that were currently

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<v Speaker 2>raising with iPads, like they're literally like every add is

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<v Speaker 2>targeted towards them, Like it's pleasing the iPad babies. Like

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<v Speaker 2>content is now being created.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, babies are literally like from Jump being turned into

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<v Speaker 1>ultra consumer. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one, it's insane into everything we're viewing now is

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<v Speaker 2>made for iPad babies. And two the people who like

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really grow up up with iPads, but like when

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<v Speaker 2>they were seven or eight, they had iPads in their hands,

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<v Speaker 2>iPhones in their hands. Like those are the kids now

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<v Speaker 2>that are like canceling everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is there is something to be said,

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<v Speaker 1>like they're being introduced to a world that is like

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<v Speaker 1>very black and white. Because the Internet isn't necessarily a

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<v Speaker 1>ground for taking a step back and thinking about the like,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it be like cultural or like like uh, physical

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<v Speaker 1>or like where you grow up, like any kind of context.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, literally there's it's because they expect things to

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<v Speaker 1>go one way or the other. They expect if they

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<v Speaker 1>order their Amazon package, it should be here tomorrow, if

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<v Speaker 1>it says it's here tomorrow, if it's not here by tomorrow. Recap.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember like ordering shit off the internet, like in

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<v Speaker 2>the very very early days, like ordering something off of eBay,

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<v Speaker 2>like you just never knew when it was gonna fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Come or if it was gonna come.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like it was a gamble every single fucking time. Literally.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I ordered like do you know those like

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<v Speaker 2>go gos that I just bought the giant bag of

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I had my mom order me like a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them when I was like nine or ten,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, I don't know when it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get here, and it literally took like three months to

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<v Speaker 2>get here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say. The first thing I remember ordering

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<v Speaker 1>was like so fucking expensive for us. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>one D varsity jacket, which if you were selling the

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<v Speaker 1>Navy one direction varsity jacket with the red lettering on

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<v Speaker 1>the front, and I don't think anything on the back

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<v Speaker 1>and the cream sleeves. I want to buy it off

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<v Speaker 1>of you. I want it so bad. I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a Saturday and I couldn't find it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want it because I realized I look really good in

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<v Speaker 1>varsity jackets like N's to my own horn. But basically

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<v Speaker 1>we ordered that off of like I think eBay or

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Antsy or something, and I was so fucking scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna get my asss whoop if

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<v Speaker 1>this shit doesn't fucking show up. Like I was so

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<v Speaker 1>nervous that I made my dad spend one hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>which I might as well have asked him to like

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<v Speaker 1>sell the house. Like that was so crazy, and he

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<v Speaker 1>only did it because he couldn't get me concert tickets

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<v Speaker 1>and he felt really bad. And I literally would cry

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<v Speaker 1>to him all the time, like every time tickets would

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<v Speaker 1>go on sale and it'd be like one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four dollars for like the worst tickets in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, please, can we get them? And he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I can't do that right now, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would go to my room and cry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally so tragic because when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I got everything I ever wanted. Oh no, look at you,

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<v Speaker 2>you're having a panic attack on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, iPad baby, dude. The scary thing is iPad

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<v Speaker 1>babies are literally, and I know it's so old head

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<v Speaker 1>to say, but they're not going outside. I also actually

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<v Speaker 1>saw a very like beautiful TikTok the other day. Ironically enough,

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<v Speaker 1>I was being the iPad baby and consuming heavily, but

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<v Speaker 1>this woman was talking about how she her baby does

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<v Speaker 1>not know what a fucking iPad is.

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<v Speaker 2>Her baby was like yeah, she was like, how did

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<v Speaker 2>you get your baby to talk so eloquently like at

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<v Speaker 2>two years old?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I didn't see that, but it was like she

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<v Speaker 1>literally was like put the iPad in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>baby and he just like was playing and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Our generation is literally gonna be anti iPad baby, Like

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<v Speaker 2>my I'm sorry, my child will not have a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>iPad and twenty eight years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't even give my teenager a lighter. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give it a stick and a stone. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out. You want to let your blunt so bad, figure.

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<v Speaker 2>It out, literally make fire, learn how to make fire.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't believe it having kids, But that's a

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<v Speaker 1>different conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, sometimes I was about to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'd be like, I'd be like, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It's honestly just like I know i'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a good mom, Like that's the only thing that I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be an awesome mom. But also sometimes it'sool

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<v Speaker 1>when she's yelling at me, I'm like, if I could

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<v Speaker 1>throw you in the air and punk kick you through

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<v Speaker 1>the window.

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<v Speaker 2>I would literally. That's like something we've talked about so often,

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<v Speaker 2>is like like I want kids when I'm older, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always like, in you like when we hit thirty forty,

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<v Speaker 2>if we're still single, we're gonna get eloped and adopt

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<v Speaker 2>children together, and and he's like, no, I'll never fucking

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<v Speaker 2>have kids. And you always said, like maybe adoption, but

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<v Speaker 2>like recently you've been seeing I've been sending you tiktoks

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<v Speaker 2>of babies and you're like kind of like, way, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I want one of those stink pies, like those little stinkers.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I there are some people who I think

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<v Speaker 1>have like a natural maternal instinct and they're like I

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<v Speaker 1>really yeah, like I want kids, Like that's something I

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<v Speaker 1>want for me. It's like such a deep diswant and

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea of it scares the fuck out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>But then sometimes on a good day, I'm like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>being like thirty two and having a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds sweet, Like it's kind of cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a baby when I'm forty, Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what do you always say when I have the conversation,

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<v Speaker 2>You're always like women who have kids when they're old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, literally, women who have kids when they're older

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<v Speaker 1>live longer. I think. I just like, so, oh, someone

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about this really like well put together on

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<v Speaker 1>fucking TikTok. Oh my god. But they were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how like they hate the ideology of like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a kid in my twenties, so by the time

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my forties, I can be free. And they

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<v Speaker 1>were just speaking about how kids are like a forever choice.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just like they don't turn like eighteen and

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<v Speaker 1>you're done with them. And that's a like really big

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<v Speaker 1>American ideology is that once a kid's eighteen, you're done

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<v Speaker 1>and kids are a lifelong decision. You always have to

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<v Speaker 1>be there for.

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<v Speaker 2>That, like always worrying about that person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is like, that is like a lifelong responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I believe in having a child in

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<v Speaker 1>your later life, which some might find selfish because they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, well, you're you're gonna pass like when

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<v Speaker 1>the child's earlier, like like younger, and I'm like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>experienced that and I'm thriving. I'm slaying the house. I'm slay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like look at me, I'm awesome. But no, actually, like

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<v Speaker 1>I just sare You're awesome. Yeah, I'll have a kid

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm like pushing thirty eight and limping.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm down for it. But like, can we adopt

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<v Speaker 2>together or no?

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to like adopt a kid and have

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. Like the part of me that wants to

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<v Speaker 1>like bear a child is like I can do that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Like crazy? Ever, women literally just make babies in.

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<v Speaker 1>Their guts Like that is so crazy, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>It freaks me. The fu makes something in your goods?

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<v Speaker 2>Now what if I slapped the shit out of you?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but would that be said I've had a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not give that shit an iPad. There will

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<v Speaker 1>be flying cars and shit, I'm like, no, bitch, you're walking.

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<v Speaker 2>We already have flying cars. They're literally airplanes. And no

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<v Speaker 2>one wants to have that conversation. No one has that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's like, oh, like the I always imagine we'd have

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<v Speaker 2>flying cars in twenty twenty, Like, bitch, we literally do,

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<v Speaker 2>like we have flying airplanes.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, well, I can't just get behind the fucking wheel

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<v Speaker 1>of an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>You literally can, Like, you can have a private airplane

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<v Speaker 2>if you train long enough, like you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I spent like a year's training, I can

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<v Speaker 1>get one, like me, I do like at years that long.

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<v Speaker 2>It's honestly not that hard to get your pilot's license.

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<v Speaker 2>It's expensive, but not hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get my pilot's license and start my own

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<v Speaker 1>private airline for celebrities in LA and crash every plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, what and I'll jump out what you're gonna just

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<v Speaker 2>like kill people? It'll be an We're gonna book with

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<v Speaker 2>you after you crash the first.

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<v Speaker 1>Because because I'm like very charming, so very cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, offer cheap rates.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm charming and cheap, that's what they call me. And

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<v Speaker 1>I go to hide and I'm like dancing and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like with all the celebrities and stuff. And then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, I have to go, Like I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to go to Italy next week, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I have a plane. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to just get on? Whoa, It's.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that scene in Josie the fussy Cats where

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<v Speaker 1>like you just.

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<v Speaker 2>You have reference that movie so many times to me,

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<v Speaker 2>like I've seen it and I've never seen it, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's becoming one of those things where I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna see it. You would literally love it.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the characters in it is so annoyingly just high.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Just's the most annoying person. But I would literally kill

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<v Speaker 2>like I would. I would slay blood like I would

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<v Speaker 2>make blood.

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<v Speaker 1>You would slay blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I make blood happen for that man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But that literally that reminded me of the gnarliest fucking

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<v Speaker 2>dream I've ever had in my entire life. Oh literally,

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<v Speaker 2>I've told any of this. I've told literally everyone this

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<v Speaker 2>a million times because it was actually traumatic for me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have like video recording of me. Whatever, it

0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.079
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter, I'll just get.

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<v Speaker 1>Into oh what.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally hih collection like shut the fuck up if you're

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking comics.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. Shut up, don't talk to me.

0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.120
<v Speaker 2>But literally, the gnarliest dream I ever had was like

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<v Speaker 2>it started, I'm gonna give I say this every fucking

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<v Speaker 2>time where I'd like, I'm gonna give the condensed version,

0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.960
<v Speaker 2>and it always ends up being a thirty minute story,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will literally give the condensed version because we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have that much time. But basically, like the dream

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<v Speaker 2>started and I was in this airplane hangar and like

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<v Speaker 2>there was a bunch of people there that I knew,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like in my late forties, Like it

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<v Speaker 2>almost felt like a celebration of my life. Like people

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, like congratulate, like I was getting congratulated

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<v Speaker 2>for things, and it was like everyone I ever knew

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<v Speaker 2>was in this room, and like it was just like

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<v Speaker 2>a big dance party whatever people were dancing, and like, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>this is so fucking annoying, and I hate that this

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<v Speaker 2>is in the goddamn dream and it literally pisses me

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<v Speaker 2>off every time I fucking say it. But Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 2>was there and he had just invented like self flying airplanes,

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<v Speaker 2>like those don't already fucking exist like drones, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a big giant jet and he and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I was like, I can't, like can I

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<v Speaker 2>fly your or I was like, can I have one

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<v Speaker 2>of those jets? And he was like, uh no, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't because it's still a prototype, but I'll let you

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<v Speaker 2>fly this one. And I was like, okay, sure. So

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<v Speaker 2>I like got in this self driving airplane and like

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<v Speaker 2>sat in it, and like there was a pilot on

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<v Speaker 2>board with me to like to like make sure nothing

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<v Speaker 2>went wrong. And so I sat in this like command

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<v Speaker 2>center seat in the middle of the airplane, like looking

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<v Speaker 2>out from the sides of the airplane. It's very weird,

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<v Speaker 2>and we take off. We get in the air and

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<v Speaker 2>we're flying and then there's like this button that's like

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<v Speaker 2>in the shape of like yin and yang, and it

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<v Speaker 2>like says a bunch of things on there, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can't really understand what it says, but it basically says

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<v Speaker 2>like do not press this fucking button. And like literally

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<v Speaker 2>like human instinct takes over, like when something when you're

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<v Speaker 2>told not to do something like it, every fibruary being

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<v Speaker 2>is like touch it, do it. So I clicked the

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<v Speaker 2>button and the airplane immediately like lost control and started

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<v Speaker 2>like diving into the ground like that like when I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you this is like the most visceral and real

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<v Speaker 2>like raw dream of my life. Like everything felt real,

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<v Speaker 2>like I thought I was living in real life. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was real life happening to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh my fucking god, like what

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<v Speaker 2>it like? No, like stop, like help, and the lady

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<v Speaker 2>upfront was like, oh, I got this, don't worry, Like well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll figure it out. And like we kept diving and

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<v Speaker 2>we started flying through like cities and like airplanes were

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<v Speaker 2>passing by, I mean, buildings were like passing by, and

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<v Speaker 2>like I was like, oh my fucking god, like where

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<v Speaker 2>about the crash? And she was like brace for impact?

0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Where about the crash? And I was like, Eh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is weird. But then like I was freaking the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like this is the last moments of my life,

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<v Speaker 2>Like this is really it. Like I was like I

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe, like what's happening to me right now? Like

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on? And then like then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, I just get this like wave

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<v Speaker 2>of calm and I'm like, oh my god, this really

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<v Speaker 2>is it like I'm like about to pass over whatever.

0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:11.720
<v Speaker 2>And then literally like the airplane impacts and normally, like

0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.119
<v Speaker 2>in dreams like this, I wake up, but no, like

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<v Speaker 2>I felt every fiber of my being ripping apart. I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like my eyes like melting out of my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it went from like me seeing white to red.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like the most brutal and raw and real

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<v Speaker 2>like it literally like somehow my brain has experienced a

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<v Speaker 2>plane crash in a past life because it recreated this

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<v Speaker 2>in this dream. And like literally like atoms like splitting,

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<v Speaker 2>just like the gnarliest shit. And then everything just went

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<v Speaker 2>black and I was like, oh fuck, like I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the afterlife, Like holy shit, like I realized I was

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<v Speaker 2>in the afterlife. And then like you, like I was

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<v Speaker 2>looking around, like you look around and like it's just emptiness,

0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:54.840
<v Speaker 2>like imagine space with no stars, like empty nothing around you.

0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm like standing but I'm floating. It's very weird. And

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<v Speaker 2>then like I hear this booming voice like over me,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, uh it just like I forget what

0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:09.320
<v Speaker 2>it says. It like echoed like like you like passed

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<v Speaker 2>away or something like this. Oh no, it was laughing

0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.320
<v Speaker 2>at me. It was fucking laughing at me. That's what

0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.480
<v Speaker 2>it was. It was like laughing at the way I died.

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<v Speaker 2>And then like it like started like like making me

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<v Speaker 2>angry and like I felt like embarrassed at like the

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<v Speaker 2>way I died or whatever. And then like out of

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<v Speaker 2>the distance, I just see these like giant pillars, like

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<v Speaker 2>colored pillars, like a like a graph, like a chart,

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<v Speaker 2>rising out of this nothingness. And it was literally like

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<v Speaker 2>stats of my life. And it was like you met

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<v Speaker 2>three eight hundred and fifty six people like who considered

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<v Speaker 2>you like a close friend, like you were like a

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<v Speaker 2>very social person, like that's something to be proud of.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there was like there were thirty eight people

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<v Speaker 2>in your life that like were genuinely in love with you,

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<v Speaker 2>and like then there were like four hundred people who

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<v Speaker 2>considered you an enemy and just like all this crazy shit,

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<v Speaker 2>and these pillars were just like rising up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's just IG stats.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally it was my ig stats. And then like all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, this booming voice is like time to go,

0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:07.040
<v Speaker 2>and like I get like zoom, I hear this like

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<v Speaker 2>zoop sound, and I get sucked into like another life

0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not going to go into it. But basically you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally in your dream was the amalgamation of soul and

0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:17.080
<v Speaker 1>mind game exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the craziest shit I had ever experienced in

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<v Speaker 2>my life. But basically in this other dream, I was

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<v Speaker 2>like living as another person and then I got killed again,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got sucked into this like other realm,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got sucked back into another kid or

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<v Speaker 2>another life, and then I woke up. But like literally

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<v Speaker 2>the craziest shit ever, the most like real dream, like

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<v Speaker 2>when I tell you everything was real, Like it was

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<v Speaker 2>literally real, like I thought, I was like actually experience this,

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<v Speaker 2>experiencing this, and it was to the point where, like

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<v Speaker 2>when I woke up in real life, I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm just experiencing like this dream again, like whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was gnarly.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a few dreams like that where you like

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<v Speaker 1>go through so many blips you wake up and you're

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<v Speaker 1>like this is it starting again?

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<v Speaker 2>Like is this real?

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<v Speaker 1>Is I my only real dreams like that? Well, I

0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.560
<v Speaker 1>guess that's kind of a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know if you it wasn't really The

0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:16.159
<v Speaker 2>plane crash was a nightmare, but everything else was like

0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:19.399
<v Speaker 2>literally enjoyable until I was like literally murdered, like the

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<v Speaker 2>second time.

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<v Speaker 1>But whatever, my dreams, like the realistic ones are always

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<v Speaker 1>fucking nightmares, and I get so many nightmares. And the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, I don't have like normal dreams. Always something

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<v Speaker 1>about them is unenjoyable, and then a nightmare I don't get,

0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm just like fucking like that one TikTok where

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's like flying on a magict.

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<v Speaker 2>Yours are literally the scariest things I've ever been.

0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:47.879
<v Speaker 1>They are literally like my deepest, darkest fears just being

0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:52.840
<v Speaker 1>like rationed from my brain and turned into the most

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<v Speaker 1>realistic experiences. And that's everywhere from like being cheated on

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<v Speaker 1>to like the closest person in my life life and

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<v Speaker 1>watching my family die like the most brutal death, and

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy, it is so nightmarish. Or if it's not

0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:10.679
<v Speaker 1>like a deep fear, it's like a light fear, or

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's always something that's in my subconscious like during the.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, or it creates a new fear, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The new one, it actually fucking did was. The new

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<v Speaker 1>one is that I'm not cleaning my smiley enough for something.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what it is. Yesterday I like started

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<v Speaker 1>like licking it and like I was like, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's a new texture to like this piercing, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like not as smooth as when I first got it,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's there's bacteria like collecting on it and it's

0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.959
<v Speaker 1>gonna get infected, and like that's what I was thinking. Yesterday.

0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I literally went into the fucking bathroom like a maniac

0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:42.240
<v Speaker 1>with a cute tip and sat there holding it down

0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:45.159
<v Speaker 1>so I didn't rip it out and was like scrubbing

0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 1>it clean yesterday because I was like so freaked out,

0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.640
<v Speaker 1>and like now I'm like brushing it, which I shouldn't

0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:53.080
<v Speaker 1>be doing because like you shouldn't be moving it around.

0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:58.840
<v Speaker 1>But in my dream last night, I literally I was

0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.240
<v Speaker 1>like I was or something. I was like at a

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:05.760
<v Speaker 1>restaurant having drinks with people, and I went like this

0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:09.760
<v Speaker 1>like with my tongue, I like licked between it and

0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.960
<v Speaker 1>both of the balls came unscrewed and fell into my mouth.

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:15.920
<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, I like had the balls

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<v Speaker 1>under my tongue so I didn't swallow them, and I

0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:20.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, this is about to fall out.

0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:24.959
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you have my balls under your tongue, Okay,

0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll stop doing that. Do you want me to stop

0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:30.360
<v Speaker 2>or do you want me to keep going?

0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:34.000
<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? Like, it's like.

0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:36.879
<v Speaker 2>You set me up. You set me up for slam

0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:40.280
<v Speaker 2>dunk every time, unknowingly, and I have to just fucking finish.

0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Balls in my mouth, balls in.

0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:48.680
<v Speaker 2>My mouth, I like ass cheeks literally me getting a

0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:49.880
<v Speaker 2>hacked on Twitter if they can get.

0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Me on Twitter, I was hacked.

0:22:56.720 --> 0:23:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I like a cheeks literally after.

0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Sitting Bob outing Kirk to hospital where like that was

0:23:03.040 --> 0:23:03.560
<v Speaker 1>not us.

0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:06.120
<v Speaker 2>The curse of the podcast, I know.

0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And the curse of if you don't have sex with me,

0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:13.120
<v Speaker 1>you'll end up in the hospital for we.

0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Saint Bob oden Kirk to the hospital.

0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:20.919
<v Speaker 1>No, you know what it was. It was like he

0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:24.520
<v Speaker 1>needed a reminder of what life was like and that

0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:28.119
<v Speaker 1>he should try things because you never You're.

0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:29.639
<v Speaker 2>Saying, are you trying to make it so you can

0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:35.679
<v Speaker 2>try sex with you?

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Why? Why does it not have to be about sex

0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:37.919
<v Speaker 1>with me?

0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Because that's like wrong, what's like wrong? Right?

0:23:43.960 --> 0:23:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Balls in your mouth?

0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the balls were in my mouth and I

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:51.000
<v Speaker 1>like was holding it under my tongue and I had

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:53.320
<v Speaker 1>my mask on in this restaurant and I was too

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:55.239
<v Speaker 1>afraid to pull it down, but I was like like

0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.199
<v Speaker 1>trying to talk with my tongue being held down, and

0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 1>no one was understanding me. And I just ran out

0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:01.600
<v Speaker 1>and tried to find a tattoo shop so that they

0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:03.719
<v Speaker 1>would like screw it back on for me. And I

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:05.879
<v Speaker 1>was talking to this tattoo guy for so long, and

0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:09.240
<v Speaker 1>he started ranting to me about like cleansliness and chit,

0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:12.119
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, like, can you fucking do your job?

0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:14.879
<v Speaker 1>And then by the time he like looked through the computer,

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:16.960
<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, our piercer isn't in shop right now,

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:19.639
<v Speaker 1>so actually we can't help you. I was like, what

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:22.320
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? And then I had I said what the

0:24:22.359 --> 0:24:26.360
<v Speaker 1>fuck out loud and swallowed the two ball bearings from

0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 1>my piercing, and then in my dream it turned into

0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:32.199
<v Speaker 1>like a really visual thing where the hole in my

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 1>mouth was huge, like big enough that I could like

0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:38.360
<v Speaker 1>put a Q tip through it, and like, I don't know,

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:40.600
<v Speaker 1>like it makes no sense, but in the dream, like

0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I took the piercing out and it was really fucking

0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:45.480
<v Speaker 1>gross and like infected, and I was like trying to

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:48.119
<v Speaker 1>clean it and I was like freaking out, and like

0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:50.879
<v Speaker 1>it was it felt more like I was like a

0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 1>little like tiny person in my nose, like does that

0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 1>make sense? A really weird dream, but it was like crazy,

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.120
<v Speaker 1>it was literally scaring the fuck out of me because

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:00.800
<v Speaker 1>then I woke up this more and I like touched

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>my piercing with my tongue because I was like, is there?

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Yeah? Is it there? Gen did that happen?

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Even though I don't know why that would happen? If

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 1>that makes me like my I wish my tongue was

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 1>strong enough to undo the ball bearings because you know

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>what that would mean.

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, balls in my mouth.

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 1>But yeah. And then I've had other really really fucked

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 1>up dreams that are actually so fucked up dramatic, yeah,

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:32.160
<v Speaker 1>and traumatic that I literally can't publicly say them.

0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:35.800
<v Speaker 2>And also like it's like conjuring real ship, like yeah,

0:25:35.840 --> 0:25:38.439
<v Speaker 2>like it's dark ship, She's told me. And I'm like,

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.240
<v Speaker 2>you like need help, like you.

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Actually need her, and I'm like I'm getting it.

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 2>And it's this isn't like this isn't like this is

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 2>a re like this is every night like this you

0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 2>have you have the word I.

0:25:52.960 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Have like a terrifying dream at least once a week

0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>at least, and then sometimes when I'm really in it.

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:02.119
<v Speaker 1>I'll literally have night when last summer I had like

0:26:02.200 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 1>a nightmare about like family members dying every night for

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 1>like four nine to night.

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 2>It was gnarly. I was like, Anya, like you really

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:11.000
<v Speaker 2>need to like stop manifesting this shit.

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Slid.

0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:18.720
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean my dream schedule is like maybe

0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I get a dream every once once every like two months,

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:24.600
<v Speaker 2>but I used to dream all the time. I don't

0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:25.399
<v Speaker 2>know what the fuck happens.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 1>You gotta start taking melotonin so you can image been

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:28.880
<v Speaker 1>like the craziest shit.

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I need to stop taking chlorophyll because it's.

0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:35.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, chlorophyl goes to me diarrhea. That's why I have

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 1>to stop taking it.

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 2>Chlorophyll gives me constipation. But I already have just like

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.680
<v Speaker 2>the worst guts in the world. Like I'm always constipated

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.520
<v Speaker 2>all the time. But I do nothing to fix it,

0:26:46.600 --> 0:26:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and I just like complaining about it. And that's that

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:50.120
<v Speaker 2>on that like I love complaining.

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, same. Like the thing is, I could I go

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:58.080
<v Speaker 1>get like tests done to see what makes my stomach

0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>hurt so bad? Yes, but then what would be the

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>negative thing? I get to complain about five.

0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Hours precisely because like I don't think people understand how

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 2>important complaining really is.

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:13.399
<v Speaker 1>It's fun. It is fun.

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 2>It like actually opens the door to so many conversations

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:16.840
<v Speaker 2>to be had.

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>And we're also just negative people. Oh Ryan keeps pointing

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>that out. She's like, we literally have not said anything kind.

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.199
<v Speaker 2>That was the gnarliest car right of my life. Like

0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:28.439
<v Speaker 2>that sent me into a spiral. When she said that,

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, like we are not.

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is like my life fucking sucked.

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:35.199
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I have no reason to be evil.

0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I just like, am you had some emotional trauma? I'm like,

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you got something the knock on your hat

0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 1>just though I'm scared me. Also, that was I was

0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:01.240
<v Speaker 1>trying to because that was the same day we went

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:03.119
<v Speaker 1>to What did we do that night? Like for some

0:28:03.160 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 1>reason that night I got like drunk. Oh that was

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the night you were d d ing. Yeah. Yeah, because

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm back on my.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Party girl literally party girl.

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:16.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm like crazy cookie fun party girl, and I'm like

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>d D which is a sleigh drunk driver.

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I have been.

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 1>D ding recently, which is pretty interesting because I me

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Andrew both have pretty intense like social anxiety and going

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>to parties and being like the sober one is literally

0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 1>terrifying for some reason.

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean honestly, like going I was like, this

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 2>is like seey, like I'm going to see people and

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 2>like have to communicate with people that I'm not really

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>friends with but I'm like acquainted with. But it really

0:28:54.720 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 2>wasn't that bad.

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's always like it's the moment's going into it,

0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 1>and then the first ten minutes of being anywhere or

0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 1>like it's.

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Like literally I can compare it to this, but not

0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 2>it's not relatable for anybody else. But like going on

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 2>stage for tour the first time, like every show, like

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 2>the first like two minutes, like they're the two minutes

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 2>leading up to it were fucking awful, but then getting

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>on stage and like literally twenty five seconds after being

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 2>on stage, you're like completely comfortable. Yeah, it's literally the

0:29:19.680 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 2>exact same. Like the ten minutes leading up to it,

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like freaking the fuck out, but then I

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 2>was like as I was in it, I was like, whatever,

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not the biggest I'll be fine, I'll survive. Yeah,

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:31.440
<v Speaker 2>and I actually enjoyed it, like I loved being DD

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I loved dude.

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>It is fun. But what makes it fun is like

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 1>watching your friends have a good time and like just

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 1>being like the Trooper being like all right, let's go,

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>like come on, Like wrangling everybody up is like fun,

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, it's always like the first ten minutes they're like.

0:29:46.720 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>But I've tried to do it more often, just because

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 1>like I've gone to plenty social events sober, Like I

0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 1>don't want to make it seem like I can't function

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 1>in social events not being sober, because I do it

0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 1>all the time, but I mean specifically in party spaces

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 1>or like dance rave experiences. I feel like those are

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:13.080
<v Speaker 1>a little more like overbearing to be like the sober one,

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 1>which is actually kind of dumb because if anything, there's

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>like a sleigh in that because you're the only one

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 1>fully there mentally. And I'm also really fucking embarrassing when

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm drunk, so I don't know why the fuck I'm

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 1>acting like i'd be falling over like I am gross

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>the other day Okay, also that night, I like need

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 1>to not be so brave, like, which shouldn't even be

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>a thing that I have to worry about. I shouldn't

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>have to worry about disregarding men and being like hopefully

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:42.920
<v Speaker 1>they don't kill me. But the other night I was

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 1>a fucking cunt and it was rightfully so, like men

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 1>were weird. Men just think they can talk to you

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and if like there was way too much power, you.

0:30:56.720 --> 0:31:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Let me talk to you. You know, Damn, I really

0:31:03.560 --> 0:31:06.760
<v Speaker 2>just do just.

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Shit like you don't know how to just like sit.

0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm just not getting enough words in, you know. I'm like,

0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like the creative writing case.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Every time you get a chance to speak, you don't

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>say anything. When you get a chance to speak, you're

0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 1>like balls.

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Balls.

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I want you to be back on your party mode

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>because your fun demon time. I'm just like I get

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>like pretty bitchy. I get pretty bitchy and I fall

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 1>over you.

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Fall downstairs and scrape your elbows. No me, I'm like

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 2>I talked briefly talked about it, Like no, I talked

0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 2>about it a lot. Like I'm just like pure fucking evil,

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Like it's evil and I need to like pace myself.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 2>But like I said, it's just like the fucking purge.

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Like every four months, I just go evil, like I

0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 2>go demon, and then like maybe in between, like there's

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 2>a casual drinking setting, but like I just literally don't

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:08.480
<v Speaker 2>know how to pace myself, and like, I don't understand.

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand how people my age like don't blackout

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 2>every night, Like.

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is. I've said this before, but

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>it's because people our age are like going to things

0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>more often, so they're getting those little tastes of like

0:32:20.440 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 1>going to a party, like getting kind of buzz and

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like, Okay, I'm gonna do this again in like

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 1>three four days, Like so I don't get blackout. I

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know.

0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>If I'm not blackout, I'm not having a good time.

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, for me, it's like I'm like if I like,

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm like saying this as if I didn't like drink

0:32:35.920 --> 0:32:38.239
<v Speaker 1>a bunch like recently because I was like bored, but

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.400
<v Speaker 1>like but I felt like shit, like I like did

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>the whole party thing for like And also when I

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 1>say party, I wasn't like getting black out Like me

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 1>me being crazy is like I went out tonight, I

0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 1>had two drinks, I went out the next day, I

0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 1>had to drink, and then I went out the next

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>day and I had four drinks and like all times

0:32:57.920 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I'm crazy, like and like that

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>was me being crazy, But I just I don't know.

0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to start doing it for the stories, because

0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>we always walk away from it for with really good

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>stories and then we sit here and we don't tell them.

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 1>But I do want to tell one of them.

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I know which one you're going to tell, and you

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 2>need to tell them.

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So this was what twenty seventeen, This.

0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Was maybe twenty sixteen.

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:29.960
<v Speaker 1>No, it was twenty seventeen because I was they it

0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>was removed. Yeah, and it was like post graduation. So

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:36.120
<v Speaker 1>it was like, Okay, I used to come to LA

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>and like be very involved in the influencer like circle. Yeah,

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:44.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it's very obvious to you guys now, like

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 1>we're not very invested in influencer circles. I don't even

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>think it was obvious back then.

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Like no, it was like very secretive. We would go

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 2>to these parties and like not tell anybody.

0:33:53.840 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we loved going coming to LA and just

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>having full LA experience of going to all the influencer parties,

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 1>being around all so uncomfortable. It's so loud when you move, Okay,

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 1>do you want to switch chairs? No, I'm good, you're

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 1>you're chilling. But we would come to these to LA

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 1>to like experience all these parties and ship and do

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I say the name. Yeah, of course, I don't think

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's not the worst stories of him. They're

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.960
<v Speaker 1>pretty charming for them. No, they're not charming.

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:34.240
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say charming.

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Charming is me being nice, but he definitely has a

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:41.320
<v Speaker 1>worse rep now. Yeah, But weirdly enough, I was hanging

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>out with like Bryce.

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Hall, just that whole squad.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that whole squad of like dudes, and then like

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 1>like Loray was and then and we're friends with Alray,

0:34:52.160 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>so that like makes sense. Like it was like that.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 1>It was still that world of influencers, and I was

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 1>hanging out with them a lot, not necessarily, not like

0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:03.839
<v Speaker 1>hanging out, but I was seeing them a lot because

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:06.280
<v Speaker 1>I was going to a lot of like Bryce's hollist parties.

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>And I think there's like three of these stories in

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 1>a row, or maybe more so too. I could think

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 1>of two of them in a row. One party I

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 1>went to, I'm there having a good time, and then

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, I want to leave that.

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I've been here too much. It's looking the same for me.

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to go. I'm gonna go bowling or something

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:29.319
<v Speaker 1>with some friends I was with, but before I left,

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I am going to steal alcohol. So

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I walked into the kitchen and I went and I

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:37.400
<v Speaker 1>was pouring like something into a bottle, into like a

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:41.280
<v Speaker 1>plastic bottle, and from over my shoulder I hear bribes

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's like enya, and I was like what. And

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 1>then he was like, do you want to do a

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>shot with us? And I was like no, I'm leaving,

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.280
<v Speaker 1>and he I'm not kidding.

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:52.359
<v Speaker 2>This is the realist shit you'll ever hear.

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 1>He pulled up his shirt and showed his abs and

0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 1>said how about now? And I literally just stared at

0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 1>him and I was like no, no, and I just

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>turned and closed my bottle and walked away.

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Most horrific thing potentially ever to.

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Happen, I remember. I was literally I felt like I

0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 1>was like in a vine.

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was you now era, So it was like

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of acceptable to act like this, but.

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 1>It was still so confusing to see it happen in

0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:32.319
<v Speaker 1>real life. I was genuinely shell shocked. And I just

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:34.560
<v Speaker 1>walked out into my friends who we were all waiting

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>for the uber, and I told them what happened and

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 1>they were like, no, and I was like, yeah, like

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>that just happened behind those doors, Like that makes no sense.

0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>And then the next party we went to mister Brycehall himself.

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:49.839
<v Speaker 2>Because all of the parties were at his house. Yeah,

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 2>we would go to these parties and it was like

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>this house in the hills that I won't get into

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:56.399
<v Speaker 2>the details of the financials, but it was a very

0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 2>fuck up.

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 1>It was very intresting.

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 2>I felt very bad for her, but yeah, they it was.

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was just an insane crowd.

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>It was literally like the most random people.

0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:10.799
<v Speaker 1>It was exactly what when No, there's there's not even

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:13.120
<v Speaker 1>a description of this kind of like activity on the

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 1>internet because like as crazy as these fools are like publicly,

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>it's still it's literally like you might as well be

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:27.720
<v Speaker 1>like high on acid, Like it's it's like the most unreal.

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 1>I've also never done acid, so I don't know why

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>that was the first thing I hid in my head.

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.239
<v Speaker 1>But whatever y'all say, like the psychedelics, dude to your brain,

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 1>that's literally what. I don't need to do psychedelics because

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I experienced experience. Yeah, I experienced that with Brice Hall's

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 1>existence in my like close circle. Also, despite everything as

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>far as I know, we're on good terms. He's cool

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.880
<v Speaker 1>I at this time. I even still I used to

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 1>make fun of him insanely on the internet and he

0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:54.680
<v Speaker 1>actually pulled me aside during this time because I was

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 1>around him all the time, and he was like, no,

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I think it's all fun and games, like it's chill.

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 1>And I could respect that out of some one because

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I am a huge shit talker, bitter bitch, and I

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:04.479
<v Speaker 1>will make fun of people till the day I die,

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.360
<v Speaker 1>and if they're cool with it, like that makes me

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 1>feel awesome. But basically, at one of these parties, we're

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 1>all standing and there's like a balcony like the area

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:17.359
<v Speaker 1>in this house, and the music's going, everyone's talking and

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 1>like it's a party, you know, party, party, party, vibe party,

0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and he gets on top of this balcony and just

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 1>goes everyone shut the fuck up, tartlet music.

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Off, and like Roy screaming, veins popping out of his

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 2>fead neck, all of it, the whole.

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 1>And everyone's like, oh, something bad is about to happen.

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>What's happening? Music stops and he's.

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh the fuck stole the way out of my

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 3>room and starts screaming and This was literally the scene

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:50.799
<v Speaker 3>from SpongeBob where mister Crabs goes up to like SpongeBob

0:38:51.000 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 3>because his homie just comes and in his ear and

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 3>is like what I'm assuming is like, oh.

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>We found the weed.

0:38:57.000 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 1>You what we found the weed? Oh? Never mind, turn

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:07.720
<v Speaker 1>on the music. Also, I forgot to mention he threatened

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 1>to beat the ship, beat the living shit out of

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>the person who he thought stole his weed. He was like,

0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I will beat the fuck out of it. Yeah, he

0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:19.359
<v Speaker 1>was like, I will beat the living shit out of you,

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:22.279
<v Speaker 1>and everybody was like, oh my god. And yeah. Then

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 1>his friend was like, bro, we found it. And then

0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:27.360
<v Speaker 1>he's like never mind and just turned around and like

0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:29.879
<v Speaker 1>went back to like everything was normal. And those are

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>my stories of him. I feel like there's one more

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:32.879
<v Speaker 1>that I'm like there.

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't involve Bryce, but it involves Bryce's house the

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:41.920
<v Speaker 2>literal like weed panic attack you had. Oh, is that

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:42.800
<v Speaker 2>the one you're thinking of?

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Yeah, we don't necessarily have to go into it,

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>but this is literally when me Andrew say we like

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:53.719
<v Speaker 1>can't just like partake in like weed culture. Literally, like

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:57.440
<v Speaker 1>imagine going through psychosis at this house that I'm describing,

0:39:57.520 --> 0:39:58.879
<v Speaker 1>like literal nightmare.

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Like actual, like like I can't, I wish I could

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 2>describe it. It's just like the weirdest environment I'd ever

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 2>been in my entire life. It literally is just like

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 2>out of a fucking movie. It's out of a fucking TikTok.

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Like it literally looks like it's a dream. It was

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 2>a dream come true. We still so many things, Yeah,

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I think I still forks, but that was

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:20.520
<v Speaker 2>really all I.

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I stole drunk goggles.

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're drunk goggles. We had those things.

0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're still in Miami. Not that he has them

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:28.520
<v Speaker 1>literally well the other day and I was like, what

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:28.919
<v Speaker 1>the fuck.

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:31.759
<v Speaker 2>We weren't living in La yet. When we had Freak

0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:34.680
<v Speaker 2>with these parties. This was like pre La, like we

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 2>would come out for a little bit.

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then we moved here and we just like

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 1>we're not We're no longer in that scene. And I

0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:43.720
<v Speaker 1>would love to get back into it because of stories

0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:45.760
<v Speaker 1>like that. But like I think at this point, everyone

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 1>knows we're kind of trolls because every time we like

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:51.640
<v Speaker 1>kind of tiptoe around these people, it's like, oh okay,

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.600
<v Speaker 1>they know, they know it's they know what I'm doing.

0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:57.840
<v Speaker 2>There is a oh my god, this is the story

0:40:58.120 --> 0:41:04.560
<v Speaker 2>involving Bryce Hall party through that fucking party on on Halloween,

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:07.880
<v Speaker 2>and so like we like we had this when we

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:10.120
<v Speaker 2>first moved to la We had this like group called

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:12.719
<v Speaker 2>the Four Local Villains. It was just everyone. It was

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 2>everyone in the squad like that, you know, Josiah, Lucas Christian,

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 2>all of us and you know, Oriyan, Josh whatever, and

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 2>we would do this thing called four Local Villains, which

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 2>was it was of course the Purge. We would get

0:41:26.200 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>four locos and just chug them and like literally become

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:32.840
<v Speaker 2>villains and like run the city for the night, like

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Joker style, like just do whatever we could. This is

0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:39.080
<v Speaker 2>my joker, literally do as much bad ship as possible.

0:41:40.680 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 2>And I don't recommend it. It's very dangerous and evil.

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:44.960
<v Speaker 1>It's a bad ship meaning like.

0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, troll troll people, not like actually do bad ship whatever.

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 2>But uh, there was this house party that like Bryce

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 2>was hosting or like his homie was hosting. It was

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:01.200
<v Speaker 2>basically Bryce's house party. They were into this airbnb in

0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 2>this weird neighborhood and we pull up. It's immediately like

0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:09.200
<v Speaker 2>a sinister vibe like it it's immediately just like it's

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:12.279
<v Speaker 2>immediately just weird. Like I mean, it's not weird, but

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:14.719
<v Speaker 2>it's just like not a party. It's like, yeah, it

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:17.400
<v Speaker 2>was kick back with like thirty people.

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Because they also had gotten noise complaints by the time

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 1>we got there.

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we pull up on four loco mode, belligerent,

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 2>belligerently drunken. We're like, oh no, we need to turn

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:29.719
<v Speaker 2>this bitch up. So, like we go in there like

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:34.440
<v Speaker 2>like full on energy and like start blasting music. I

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:35.960
<v Speaker 2>don't remember what song was playing.

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember either, but I do remember going in

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>and like going to talk to someone who also I

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 1>was like a raging Kuntu and so mean to all

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:49.240
<v Speaker 1>the time because I found them really annoying and rude.

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:52.399
<v Speaker 1>So I went to go troll them and like talk

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 1>to them. And I put my leg on a table

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 1>next to me and knocked over that lamp.

0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, like the so then literally

0:43:02.120 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 2>and you knocks over a lamp, it shatters all over

0:43:04.760 --> 0:43:07.880
<v Speaker 2>the floor, like and instead of just being normal people

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:09.839
<v Speaker 2>like and be like oh fuck, like I'm sorry, We'll

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:12.960
<v Speaker 2>pay for this. Like we pull out our cameras and

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 2>start dancing in the glass and like stomping on it

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 2>and turning it into sand again basically, and like literally

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 2>just like picking up shards of glass and like faking

0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>like we're stabbing each other. And then like there's a

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.480
<v Speaker 2>TV on the wall that's like in place. It like

0:43:27.680 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 2>sunk it into the wall, and like I pull it

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 2>off the wall a little bit and there's just like

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.879
<v Speaker 2>a pair of easies behind the TV, and I take

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 2>these pair of easies out and I'm like, I'm gonna

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 2>fucking steal these easies. And then the dudes who like

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 2>rented the house for the party or whatever, like like

0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:47.400
<v Speaker 2>literally like comes up and he's like, y'all need to

0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:49.520
<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of here now, and we're like no,

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 2>like me and we're like no. He's like no, get

0:43:53.280 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of my house. And we're like okay, whatever.

0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:58.839
<v Speaker 2>So like we make a giant scene leaving, like yeah,

0:43:58.880 --> 0:43:59.279
<v Speaker 2>we like.

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Make a huge seen like me and Drew walk out,

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>but Josh stays in and is talking to Bryce and

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:06.879
<v Speaker 1>them and Bryce and everyone's like cracking up and then.

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 2>They're eating it up because it's like literally the most

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>fun the party had been, yeah.

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Because it was dead in there, and Josh gets them

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:17.800
<v Speaker 1>to chant like fuck Enya and they all start screaming

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 1>fuck Enya, and like I'm like at the door, like

0:44:21.120 --> 0:44:24.759
<v Speaker 1>hitting it. I'm like and then I finally get back in,

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and the dude who's running the party, I'm like in

0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen laughing with everyone and we're watching the video

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and the dude who run Who's like.

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile when I'm trapped outside, I'm tapped outside running up

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 2>and down the street literally doing the same thing I

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 2>did at that really rich mansion like two weeks ago,

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 2>telling like, do not go up there. They're having blood orgies.

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Like Enya's inside having the time of her fucking life.

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it was also we don't do that anymore.

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 2>No, that was like a that was six months.

0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 1>That was That was like our magnum opus of four

0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:59.240
<v Speaker 1>local villain I think that might have been the last,

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 1>like h yeah, hurrah for the villains.

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it was it was taking a toll on us,

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:08.520
<v Speaker 2>and we started to getting like it.

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Was taking Yeah. Now we sit around and we're like,

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 1>why the fuck does no one invite us out? And

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 1>it's literally because we became the monsters of La.

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:19.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like we were the actual monsters of La.

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:21.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we do get invited out, and I think

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 1>it's with the same ideology of like, oh, we are monsters,

0:45:24.160 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know, no one's inviting us to parties

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:28.439
<v Speaker 1>at this point, being like, oh they're social. There's they're

0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:29.400
<v Speaker 1>social butterflies.

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 2>It's literally like bringing the fucking clowns.

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bringing the clowns, bringing the entertainment. These people will

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:37.240
<v Speaker 1>be belligerent and like funny to watch, and I'm okay

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:37.640
<v Speaker 1>with that.

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Like it's it's the moment we literally get all the

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:43.839
<v Speaker 2>attention in the world, all eyes on us, and that's

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:45.719
<v Speaker 2>all that really fucking matters at the end of the day,

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 2>is that if everybody's looking at you.

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:49.879
<v Speaker 1>I know, literally I thrive off of attention and I'm

0:45:49.920 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 1>okay with that, and I don't think it's something to

0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 1>be ashamed of. I think, yeah, an intense need for

0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:59.319
<v Speaker 1>attention actually makes you more interesting of a person. Those

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:02.160
<v Speaker 1>who are like okay with like being alone and like

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:08.760
<v Speaker 1>to themselves and isolated. Yeah, nerd me, I'm crazy.

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 2>What do you read books?

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:11.720
<v Speaker 1>I literally do read books.

0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're so smart, You're so smart, and I'm most smart.

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm smart, bitch.

0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 2>When it's done to me, I'm like, okay, I know

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 2>why it makes people.

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 1>Any dude, there was a point in my life where

0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:27.440
<v Speaker 1>like me chirving up on words and people pointing it

0:46:27.480 --> 0:46:28.800
<v Speaker 1>out actually made me so insie.

0:46:28.840 --> 0:46:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and you like brought it up, and then

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:32.919
<v Speaker 2>I stopped doing it to you. But what I do

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:35.719
<v Speaker 2>is when people like stutter on their words or like

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:38.319
<v Speaker 2>slip up on their word, I like finish the word

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:41.000
<v Speaker 2>for them and just like, oh, like schmo smart, Like

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean by that?

0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:45.040
<v Speaker 1>You did it to me like two days ago? Wait really, yeah,

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.279
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what it is, but like you did, like.

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh, what do you mean by that?

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:52.040
<v Speaker 1>But I also did it to you like I think

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>a day ago. Yeah, It's just a funny. It's one

0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 1>of a stranger does it to me? Is when I

0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:58.320
<v Speaker 1>literally want to like disappear into nothing this because I'm like,

0:46:58.320 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, they think I'm stupid, like.

0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Dumbis shit. But we never really touched on weed psychosis,

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:07.920
<v Speaker 2>like we briefly talked about it, but like just like

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 2>the absolute panic and maybe this is something for another

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.200
<v Speaker 2>episode because it's a lot of stories, but just like

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:19.480
<v Speaker 2>the absolute like just genuine fear that like anytime we

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:25.000
<v Speaker 2>smoked or anytime I smoke used to be you. Yeah,

0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:26.800
<v Speaker 2>that happens is just like really gnarly.

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.719
<v Speaker 1>I think that would be like a good episode. Let's know,

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 1>if you want to hear about our psychosis, Yeah, about

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:35.120
<v Speaker 1>our psychosis and scariness.

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Just let us know transitioning from weed, we can go

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 2>to the Olympics and talk about the Olympics.

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 1>That literally is a transition from them not letting I

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:48.439
<v Speaker 1>mind blanking on her name for not letting her play.

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 1>And then literally those two other white motherfuckers just like

0:47:51.800 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 1>got congratulations from like New York Times because it was

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>like they were Olympians who started like a cannabis thing.

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:00.400
<v Speaker 1>That is actually so insane that she didn't to go.

0:48:02.280 --> 0:48:04.320
<v Speaker 2>It's wrong in every sense of the word. It's evil,

0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 2>It's pure evil. That's not what I was talking about.

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I literally thought. I was like, damn, that is

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:11.440
<v Speaker 1>like a good transition you just made. I was like

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>genuine no, yeah.

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:14.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean it popped into my brain, but I wasn't

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:17.879
<v Speaker 2>gonna go there. But literally, perfect transition. It is wrong

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 2>and every since of the word. And I think the

0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:23.479
<v Speaker 2>Olympics to shine. No, she's literally the most athletic person

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:25.360
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen in my in fucking life, like she

0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:26.839
<v Speaker 2>literally will be there next year.

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:29.680
<v Speaker 1>I literally we were watching running the other day and

0:48:29.719 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 1>you and Josh being like, oh, I could do that.

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.920
<v Speaker 2>No, we weren't saying that. We were not saying that

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:36.759
<v Speaker 2>we could do that. We were saying that, like, like,

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:38.960
<v Speaker 2>how fast I could run a one hundred meter dash?

0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:42.760
<v Speaker 2>I think Husain Bolt has like a nine nine seconds,

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:47.239
<v Speaker 2>nine ten second world record, And I was like, oh, like,

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:50.240
<v Speaker 2>I bet I could run it in sixteen seconds, which

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:55.279
<v Speaker 2>like actually doesn't sound that insane because like running is

0:48:55.320 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 2>like exponentially like shaving off a second, and running is

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 2>like a lot harder to do than like any other sport.

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:03.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that's what I was saying.

0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess I just also like I'm like, how again,

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:08.640
<v Speaker 1>that's just my stupidity because.

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:10.799
<v Speaker 2>It's officially one hundred and one in here, Yes it

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:12.440
<v Speaker 2>doesn't it doesn't display one hundred.

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>It just goes back down. Yeah, he's so stupid. But

0:49:20.920 --> 0:49:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I think that's my small brain showing again, because I'm like,

0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand like what one hundred like meters is,

0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:28.399
<v Speaker 1>and it's like.

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:32.200
<v Speaker 2>On a track, it's the first segment, like the straightaway segment, oh,

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:34.800
<v Speaker 2>then two hundreds of curve with I don't know.

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 1>If I'm a fast runner.

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I think you could. You could do it sub twenty easily.

0:49:40.960 --> 0:49:44.319
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should go to it, she said runner, she's

0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:48.560
<v Speaker 1>a jack sent I don't know. But the Olympics in

0:49:48.600 --> 0:49:51.480
<v Speaker 1>general are literally someone saying to me yesterday at lunch,

0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:54.799
<v Speaker 1>I had the realization, like that was not me just

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.520
<v Speaker 1>saying something out loud, that was a genuine realization I had.

0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, there are people who

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:02.080
<v Speaker 1>literally trained their whole lives to be in the Olympics. Yeah,

0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:04.440
<v Speaker 1>like there are people who from the age of like

0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.080
<v Speaker 1>fucking eight to fourteen or like, no, I.

0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:07.920
<v Speaker 2>That's my journey.

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to be in the Olympics.

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:12.400
<v Speaker 2>You know what, I found out that some countries pay

0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 2>for gold medals, like they pay you for gold medals,

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I think the payout for like a United States

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:21.200
<v Speaker 2>win gold medal win is like I think it's like

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 2>forty thousand dollars per gold medal, damn, which is like

0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:27.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy, which like makes sense why some of these

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:28.920
<v Speaker 2>fuckers are training their whole life, Like I mean, like,

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:31.200
<v Speaker 2>if I had to train for anything in the Olympics,

0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:33.440
<v Speaker 2>it would be sharp shooting because you could literally just

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 2>be You could just shoot like you don't have to

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 2>be fit.

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh No, I wouldn't like yeah, because I guess that

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't take like physical training. I don't know what I

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:43.880
<v Speaker 1>would do. I actually as a kid, I've told you

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 1>this before bad. I don't know if I've ever said

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 1>it online. I really wanted to be a gymnast because

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:49.040
<v Speaker 1>of the movie Stick.

0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 2>It like, oh bit.

0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do gymnastics so fucking bad. And I

0:50:53.680 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>remember before we went fully broken, couldn't turn on the

0:50:56.440 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 1>lights of my house. When I was very young. I

0:50:58.600 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, please, please, please, can I like do gymnastics?

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 1>And my parents were like, yes, of course you can. Bitch,

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:06.839
<v Speaker 1>tell me why the fuck we went shopping and they're

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.439
<v Speaker 1>putting a little leotard on me, but it's like pink

0:51:09.480 --> 0:51:12.280
<v Speaker 1>and fuzzy, and I was like no. I was like, Okay,

0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't look exactly like what I was imagining. I

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:16.279
<v Speaker 1>was like thinking of something like red with like a

0:51:16.320 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 1>stripe and like something of those. But you know, I'll

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:21.839
<v Speaker 1>take this and then I show up to class. Bitch,

0:51:21.840 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 1>why the fuck am I in ballet right now? I

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:25.880
<v Speaker 1>want to fucking ballet? And I remember I was so

0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:28.360
<v Speaker 1>pissed and I would like Sophia was in the class.

0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:29.880
<v Speaker 1>They put Sofia in the class with me. I think

0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:31.399
<v Speaker 1>that's why they put me in ballet, so we could

0:51:31.440 --> 0:51:34.960
<v Speaker 1>do something together, because I guess also it is.

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Kind of like a ride of passage for little girls,

0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:38.279
<v Speaker 2>like some little girls, like.

0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I want to start doing backflips, bitch,

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to do this. I was so mad.

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to swing from the bars. I wanted to

0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:47.359
<v Speaker 1>do that so bad. I literally like would daydream about

0:51:47.400 --> 0:51:48.919
<v Speaker 1>like fucking putting chalk on my hand.

0:51:48.920 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like running around.

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I wanted it so bad, and I was so

0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.080
<v Speaker 1>mad about ballet. And I have a very distinct memory

0:51:57.080 --> 0:51:59.520
<v Speaker 1>of one time me sneaking out of class with Sofia

0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:02.319
<v Speaker 1>and like dragging her along with me and just like

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:06.919
<v Speaker 1>putting pillows down on the floor and like jumping over

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:10.359
<v Speaker 1>them and like like doing my own little like thing

0:52:10.560 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 1>in there. And yeah, and then I lost all ambition

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:15.280
<v Speaker 1>for life, and the lost for life and we couldn't

0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 1>afford that kind of stuff.

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 2>But basically, what I wanted to say about the Olympics

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:23.839
<v Speaker 2>is like it actually is fucking hilarious to me. How

0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 2>like we've literally been doing this since like the dawn

0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:29.840
<v Speaker 2>of like human consciousness, most like human shit, so primal,

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Like we literally like since the Colisseum, we've just been.

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Like fucking like flipping around around.

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Like running and like chanting for our country Like that's

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Shit's so funny, Like really think about it, like we've

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:44.840
<v Speaker 2>been like we're just so human, you know, like the

0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Olympics is the most human shit.

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:50.840
<v Speaker 1>So like primal like animal like animal instinct.

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:54.279
<v Speaker 2>To be like competition. Yeah, jump, like I'm better than

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 2>you and I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you

0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:58.399
<v Speaker 2>and I'm the best in the world. And like then

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I watch it and like my animal turns on and

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I eat that ship up every fucking time, no matter

0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 2>the event. I'm like yes, like go like whin, like

0:53:09.160 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 2>no matter. And it's also like whoever wins, I'm like

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:15.359
<v Speaker 2>you you, I knew you were gonna win that shit,

0:53:15.719 --> 0:53:16.439
<v Speaker 2>that's your words.

0:53:16.520 --> 0:53:18.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean You're like, oh, no, I knew it. I

0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:20.479
<v Speaker 1>know I knew it. I was I was thinking about

0:53:20.480 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 1>that already, Like.

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:24.879
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I know that's a huge insecurity of mine.

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 2>And every time I say it, I'm like why did

0:53:26.480 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I say that? But I literally do, I literally do

0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:31.640
<v Speaker 2>think it, and then before I just don't say it,

0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:33.719
<v Speaker 2>and then you say it or someone else says it.

0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Between us, it makes sense, like because I feel like

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:39.799
<v Speaker 1>we see the same thing all the time and we're

0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>always ingesting the same thing, so we and we are

0:53:42.840 --> 0:53:45.680
<v Speaker 1>very like in sync. Yeah, it's like when girls period

0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:48.160
<v Speaker 1>sync up, but your private part sync with mine.

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:50.839
<v Speaker 2>See, I'm getting aired out. I'm getting aired out right

0:53:50.840 --> 0:53:53.200
<v Speaker 2>now because I know everyone makes fun of me about it. No,

0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, It's okay because it's just my little quirk.

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:58.719
<v Speaker 1>That's just who I am. No, no one talks about it.

0:53:58.760 --> 0:54:01.960
<v Speaker 1>But it's just so funny because you mean, like that's

0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:05.600
<v Speaker 1>every time, like like it's mainly in like competition. Thinks

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 1>You're like, I fucking knew it.

0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I say, it's at literally everything.

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:10.200
<v Speaker 1>My dad says that too.

0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was just about to say that.

0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I swear I was gonna say that.

0:54:13.719 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 1>When Dante showed up to Miami to surprise my dad.

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:18.359
<v Speaker 1>My dad was like, I knew it, like I knew it,

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 1>like and he talked about it all night. He was like, no,

0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:22.040
<v Speaker 1>y'all think I'm joking, but like I knew it, and

0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:24.719
<v Speaker 1>we were like okay, and he was like no, I like,

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 1>why do you think I showed up here like I

0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:27.960
<v Speaker 1>knew it, and like we'd be talking about something else

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:29.359
<v Speaker 1>and you'd be like, let me tell you something I

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 1>like knew.

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Literally, it's a pride thing. I think it. I think

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:34.560
<v Speaker 2>it stems down to like pride. And I'm like, I

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 2>wish I said that, or like a jealousy thing, because

0:54:36.680 --> 0:54:38.279
<v Speaker 2>everybody got a laugh from it, and I'm like, I

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:40.120
<v Speaker 2>wish I said that because I did know that, And

0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you.

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:44.400
<v Speaker 1>You are intelligent and amazing and you should just start.

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Speaking in your mind. I do know you know what

0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:46.759
<v Speaker 2>the problem.

0:54:46.520 --> 0:54:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Is because your dumb little ass lets things like balls

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:51.840
<v Speaker 1>in my mouth come out instead of other things. Instead

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:54.080
<v Speaker 1>of saying, like the intellectual thoughts you have, you're like

0:54:54.400 --> 0:54:55.360
<v Speaker 1>balls in my mouth.

0:54:55.600 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Because it's way better. It's way better. No one wants

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:06.799
<v Speaker 2>another smart person. Everybody wants a clown. That was deep.

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:10.240
<v Speaker 1>That was literally me when I showed to the party.

0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:12.160
<v Speaker 1>But when I shoved to a party that I'm in

0:55:12.160 --> 0:55:13.959
<v Speaker 1>my too, I'm like, they didn't want another hot girl.

0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:18.319
<v Speaker 1>They wanted a silly girl. Someone made a TikTok that

0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:19.880
<v Speaker 1>really struck a nerve with me, and they were like

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I used to in life be like I'm not the

0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.600
<v Speaker 1>hottest girl, but I'm the funniest girl. And then I

0:55:25.640 --> 0:55:27.960
<v Speaker 1>get on this app and I see the hottest, funniest

0:55:27.960 --> 0:55:31.799
<v Speaker 1>people in the world, and I'm like, oh, so there's

0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:35.920
<v Speaker 1>comb there's literally combo meals out there running around, and

0:55:35.960 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 1>here I am.

0:55:37.120 --> 0:55:39.160
<v Speaker 2>You can't be both funny and hot. It's not there.

0:55:39.600 --> 0:55:42.839
<v Speaker 2>It's not Yeah, I know. I mean honestly, look at us,

0:55:43.200 --> 0:55:46.080
<v Speaker 2>like we're both touch we're both funny and hot.

0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't I would consider myself like pretty and like

0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 1>when I when I put all my driving force into it,

0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:54.359
<v Speaker 1>I could be hot.

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:58.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I agree, And for me agree, yeah, I think

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 2>you're a hot person, okay, and I want to bed you.

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 2>And for me, everyone calling me hot has done absolutely

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:11.120
<v Speaker 2>nothing for me. I thought it would be good for me.

0:56:11.239 --> 0:56:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I thought I'd be like, oh, finally like I am attractive,

0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:15.400
<v Speaker 2>but no, like I still think I'm the ugliest.

0:56:15.440 --> 0:56:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Well now just sets an expectation. The best thing to

0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:21.759
<v Speaker 1>ever happened to me was Josh's vlogs and seeing how

0:56:21.800 --> 0:56:25.319
<v Speaker 1>fucking ugly I can look on camera and I was like, okay, yeah,

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to be hot all the time, Like

0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I am a person.

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:30.400
<v Speaker 1>And I was like that was a very humbling and

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.279
<v Speaker 1>like grounding experience because before that, all the content of

0:56:33.320 --> 0:56:36.919
<v Speaker 1>me was like stuff I had filmed perfect.

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Angles, yeah, like flighting.

0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:42.960
<v Speaker 1>And then like there's specifically one clip of me in

0:56:42.960 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 1>one of Josh's logs. I was like, I am just

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a person. Huh, I'm just a super man. I was like,

0:56:51.040 --> 0:56:55.920
<v Speaker 1>that's like rely sometimes I'm not Carly Jenner. Oh, I

0:56:55.960 --> 0:56:59.280
<v Speaker 1>am for sure, No Carly Jenner. I'm silly.

0:57:00.200 --> 0:57:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Who's Carly Jenner? Who the fuck is Carly Jenner? Your mom, bitch,

0:57:05.800 --> 0:57:08.200
<v Speaker 2>There's no one named Carly Jenner, and my mom's name

0:57:08.239 --> 0:57:10.480
<v Speaker 2>is not Carly Jenner. I'm really confused by this and

0:57:10.520 --> 0:57:13.919
<v Speaker 2>it's starting to irk me. You're so fucking Jenner.

0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Shut up. I think we're fucking done. No, your credit score,

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:20.800
<v Speaker 1>oh I had to update my credit score is awesome.

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:26.200
<v Speaker 1>It's back to normal. Yes, And I just want to

0:57:26.240 --> 0:57:27.920
<v Speaker 1>say that is further proof that that ship is not

0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:29.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking real. And guess what to get it back to normal?

0:57:29.960 --> 0:57:32.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't pay my goddamn guy in to colleges and

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna pay it. That's a line they really.

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Someone did leave I'll do it. Someone did leave a comment.

0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it for free. Someone did leave a comment

0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:44.040
<v Speaker 2>that was like, medical bills don't affect credit scores, and

0:57:44.040 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like, is that true? I didn't go.

0:57:45.680 --> 0:57:47.640
<v Speaker 1>So it was the gas bill. We paid the gas bill.

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Finally, the gas bill. Oh my god, we paid the

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 2>gas bill. But we already have one loaded up. We're

0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 2>already back on. We're already bullshit, We're backed around one.

0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:57.680
<v Speaker 1>We could just wait another year.

0:57:58.240 --> 0:58:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm down. I'm down. But also something that we took

0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>a note of that we didn't talk about. It is

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 2>just knowing a little about a lot. I don't need.

0:58:04.560 --> 0:58:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't need to know a lot about anything. I

0:58:07.160 --> 0:58:08.400
<v Speaker 2>can know a little about everything.

0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:11.680
<v Speaker 1>The thing is with I don't know if it's like

0:58:11.720 --> 0:58:14.560
<v Speaker 1>the attention problem in my brain. I don't know what

0:58:14.600 --> 0:58:16.760
<v Speaker 1>it is, but when people ask me about things, I

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:18.400
<v Speaker 1>have no idea what they're talking about. And then if

0:58:18.400 --> 0:58:20.480
<v Speaker 1>they show me a photo or they show me the

0:58:20.480 --> 0:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>thing they're talking about, I'm like, oh my god, I

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:25.439
<v Speaker 1>literally love that, Like like so then for the most part,

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I sound really stupid because someone will mention something to

0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 1>me that I know about and have spoken about, and

0:58:29.800 --> 0:58:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, in that moment, my brain is like it's

0:58:33.480 --> 0:58:35.960
<v Speaker 1>literally the scene in Spungebob going through all my files,

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:37.800
<v Speaker 1>and like what it's pulling up is like not matching

0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:38.160
<v Speaker 1>a little.

0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:39.000
<v Speaker 2>It's burning.

0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about anything, and that's okay. That's

0:58:42.920 --> 0:58:46.320
<v Speaker 1>what I tell everyone because that builds the standard. It's

0:58:46.360 --> 0:58:48.400
<v Speaker 1>like what I did in school with having like really

0:58:48.440 --> 0:58:50.720
<v Speaker 1>shitty grades so that when I pull up with a C,

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:54.480
<v Speaker 1>you're like, Okay, you're working.

0:58:55.000 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I had a four point two GPA when.

0:58:56.720 --> 0:58:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I graduated that I'm not kidding. I think I had

0:58:58.680 --> 0:58:59.360
<v Speaker 1>like a two point eight.

0:58:59.600 --> 0:59:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was a genius in high school. Sorry, sorry

0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:03.600
<v Speaker 2>about it, Sorry about it.

0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I was just sexy personally, Like I was popular and

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:08.360
<v Speaker 1>sexy and you were a nerd.

0:59:08.520 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 2>I was a popular loaner. I was a popular loaner.

0:59:11.640 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 1>No, we literally both describe ourselves like that's so fucking annoying.

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:16.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm like everyone knew like who I was, but like

0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't know me.

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Like actually, like I was friends with everybody, but like

0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:26.439
<v Speaker 2>I didn't really fit in with the jobs I didn't

0:59:26.440 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 2>fit in with, like the like popular kids like.

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Same, but you could dabble with them if like if

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:33.800
<v Speaker 1>you were in a room, I got with them. It

0:59:33.880 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh yeah, I can hang here.

0:59:35.120 --> 0:59:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:35.560 --> 0:59:38.120
<v Speaker 1>But I was literally people knew I was a needle

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:41.919
<v Speaker 1>in a haystack. I was like white girl, blue hair, like, yeah,

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:44.360
<v Speaker 1>everyone's fucking seen that idiot walking down the hallway. It's

0:59:44.400 --> 0:59:47.440
<v Speaker 1>like I literally I was begging for attention with my

0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:50.800
<v Speaker 1>hair colors. I was literally like blue today, pink Tomorrow,

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Ramona Flowers.

0:59:52.720 --> 0:59:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knew who I was because the way I dressed.

0:59:55.400 --> 0:59:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because you looked like shit.

0:59:56.800 --> 0:59:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I look like absolute shit. Like there are some fits

0:59:58.920 --> 1:00:00.960
<v Speaker 2>that I threw in high school that I like, boy,

1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:03.720
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck were you thinking? Like I wore overwroll

1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:04.439
<v Speaker 2>you you.

1:00:04.360 --> 1:00:06.479
<v Speaker 1>Shout up to school looking bummy as fat.

1:00:06.560 --> 1:00:08.240
<v Speaker 2>I literally looked bummy as something.

1:00:08.280 --> 1:00:11.440
<v Speaker 1>No, it was serving. I just never wore uniform, and

1:00:11.480 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I always wore the same like black skinny jeans with

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:16.720
<v Speaker 1>like a random graphic tea. And then I would get

1:00:16.760 --> 1:00:19.200
<v Speaker 1>yelled at and told to go change, and I wouldn't change.

1:00:19.440 --> 1:00:21.520
<v Speaker 1>And what I would do was put on a hoodie

1:00:21.560 --> 1:00:23.560
<v Speaker 1>and I had cut a collar from one of my

1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:26.040
<v Speaker 1>like uniform T shirts, and I would wear it like

1:00:26.080 --> 1:00:30.640
<v Speaker 1>a necklace so it looked like I had a uniform

1:00:30.720 --> 1:00:33.040
<v Speaker 1>shirt under it. And I would do it with graphic

1:00:33.080 --> 1:00:35.000
<v Speaker 1>T shirts too. I would just like wear the collar

1:00:35.040 --> 1:00:37.560
<v Speaker 1>there and I'd be like, I am wearing a uniform

1:00:37.720 --> 1:00:39.680
<v Speaker 1>under this, and they'd be like take it off, and

1:00:39.720 --> 1:00:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like I can't.

1:00:41.240 --> 1:00:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Or I would wear a hoodie with only a brawl

1:00:43.720 --> 1:00:45.080
<v Speaker 1>under it and they'd be like, you need to take

1:00:45.080 --> 1:00:46.680
<v Speaker 1>that off and I'd be like, I literally can't because

1:00:46.680 --> 1:00:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm naked.

1:00:47.280 --> 1:00:51.320
<v Speaker 2>So you want to see me naked because lawsuit right.

1:00:51.160 --> 1:00:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm doing.

1:00:52.480 --> 1:00:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Literally, that's like some of the most creative shit I've

1:00:54.480 --> 1:00:55.960
<v Speaker 2>ever heard when you When I saw you do that

1:00:56.040 --> 1:00:57.920
<v Speaker 2>collar thing, I was literally blown away. I was like,

1:00:58.160 --> 1:00:59.760
<v Speaker 2>you're a genius. Like everything you do.

1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:02.080
<v Speaker 1>They don't make enough people like me in our lifetime.

1:01:02.200 --> 1:01:04.080
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, like you're a one in a million, You're

1:01:04.080 --> 1:01:06.640
<v Speaker 2>a one in a billion, you're one in seven.

1:01:06.920 --> 1:01:09.680
<v Speaker 1>They don't make enough people like me and a life.

1:01:10.040 --> 1:01:12.440
<v Speaker 2>The only creative shit I ever did as a kid,

1:01:12.640 --> 1:01:15.120
<v Speaker 2>when I was like, oh, like I'm the smartest person

1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:16.920
<v Speaker 2>alive is we would have these field days at the

1:01:17.000 --> 1:01:20.240
<v Speaker 2>end of every semester or no, maybe it was at

1:01:20.240 --> 1:01:23.320
<v Speaker 2>the end of the year, where like it was no class.

1:01:23.360 --> 1:01:25.800
<v Speaker 2>It was just like running around like doing it was

1:01:25.840 --> 1:01:32.360
<v Speaker 2>basically the Olympics for like school, and like you could

1:01:32.400 --> 1:01:35.320
<v Speaker 2>like buy sodas from concession stand, you could buy that candy,

1:01:35.480 --> 1:01:37.520
<v Speaker 2>like all that shit, and it was just during the

1:01:37.560 --> 1:01:39.960
<v Speaker 2>school day, and me and my friends were like, oh,

1:01:40.040 --> 1:01:41.880
<v Speaker 2>like we're about to tear this shit up, so we

1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:45.080
<v Speaker 2>like bought all of the sodas. I like put like

1:01:45.120 --> 1:01:48.080
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars down. We bought all of the sodas and

1:01:48.120 --> 1:01:50.720
<v Speaker 2>they were one dollar each. And I spent fifty dollars

1:01:50.760 --> 1:01:53.240
<v Speaker 2>on sodas. And I bought fifty sodas, and like there

1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:55.560
<v Speaker 2>were no more sodas. So it's like supplying to man,

1:01:55.720 --> 1:01:57.560
<v Speaker 2>mind you, I'm like young as shit, Like I didn't

1:01:57.560 --> 1:02:01.040
<v Speaker 2>know what any of this meant. So you were scamming, entrepreneuring.

1:02:02.200 --> 1:02:05.280
<v Speaker 2>And I bought all of the sodas and flip them

1:02:05.280 --> 1:02:07.640
<v Speaker 2>for two dollars and I started making my money back.

1:02:07.720 --> 1:02:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I made like maybe thirty bucks selling sodas because no

1:02:10.080 --> 1:02:12.160
<v Speaker 2>one could buy sodas and so I was the only

1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 2>person selling soda, so they had to buy them for

1:02:13.800 --> 1:02:15.840
<v Speaker 2>two dollars. And then my principal caught on and took

1:02:15.920 --> 1:02:17.880
<v Speaker 2>all of the sodas, all of the money made, and

1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:20.720
<v Speaker 2>the fifty dollars I put down that stole from me.

1:02:20.800 --> 1:02:22.040
<v Speaker 2>They stole. Yeah.

1:02:22.400 --> 1:02:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, you should have told your parents,

1:02:23.840 --> 1:02:25.600
<v Speaker 1>but your parents would have been like, bitch, what the fuck.

1:02:25.440 --> 1:02:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Are you doing? Like they're like, you're literally like breaking

1:02:29.520 --> 1:02:29.800
<v Speaker 2>the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized. The reason I favor Papa John's is

1:02:32.760 --> 1:02:37.160
<v Speaker 1>because in my K through eight school, on Wednesdays, they

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<v Speaker 1>would sell a slice of Papa John's for a dollar

1:02:39.440 --> 1:02:41.600
<v Speaker 1>after school, and then you could go, oh my god,

1:02:41.680 --> 1:02:44.480
<v Speaker 1>this fucking meal was a maculate. You would go, you

1:02:44.520 --> 1:02:47.320
<v Speaker 1>would get a pickled egg or a hot sausage. A

1:02:47.320 --> 1:02:49.280
<v Speaker 1>hot sausage was a dollar, though a pickled egg was

1:02:49.280 --> 1:02:51.360
<v Speaker 1>fifty cents, so like you had to ration it. And

1:02:51.440 --> 1:02:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I would like, on my good days, have two dollars

1:02:53.920 --> 1:02:55.920
<v Speaker 1>and I would get a fucking slice of cheese pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>a pickled egg, and like I think it was fago

1:02:59.320 --> 1:03:03.280
<v Speaker 1>sodas like they were in cans. Yeah, and like I

1:03:03.280 --> 1:03:07.400
<v Speaker 1>would get the fucking grape flavor. My god, a great

1:03:07.560 --> 1:03:11.880
<v Speaker 1>flavored soda, Papa John's pickled egg, smash the egg up,

1:03:12.560 --> 1:03:13.560
<v Speaker 1>bite a hole in the end.

1:03:14.200 --> 1:03:16.080
<v Speaker 2>You lose me and you use your teeth, you like

1:03:16.880 --> 1:03:17.360
<v Speaker 2>you lose me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally stopped because I'm gonna order those eggs right now.

1:03:20.200 --> 1:03:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll try them on the next podcast. But like you

1:03:22.240 --> 1:03:24.840
<v Speaker 2>lose me every time on the pickled egg Like I'm sorry, Like.

1:03:24.800 --> 1:03:27.040
<v Speaker 1>If you were from I think it's like an East

1:03:27.080 --> 1:03:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Coast thing, like not even just a South thing, but

1:03:29.800 --> 1:03:34.479
<v Speaker 1>like especially from Florida or Miami, those like pink ass

1:03:34.520 --> 1:03:37.120
<v Speaker 1>pickled eggs. Pickled eggs are so fucking good. Something about

1:03:37.120 --> 1:03:40.080
<v Speaker 1>them are deluctable. But hot sausages were a dangerous game.

1:03:40.120 --> 1:03:41.640
<v Speaker 1>We all knew as kids. We were like, don't leave

1:03:41.640 --> 1:03:43.240
<v Speaker 1>it out in the sun because like maggots will.

1:03:43.080 --> 1:03:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Start crawling at it.

1:03:44.000 --> 1:03:45.240
<v Speaker 1>And like that was like I don't know if it

1:03:45.280 --> 1:03:47.280
<v Speaker 1>was a myth or it was like a true legend,

1:03:47.680 --> 1:03:50.600
<v Speaker 1>but I would still fuck up a fucking hot sausage.

1:03:50.640 --> 1:03:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, getting a pickled egg and a pickled

1:03:52.800 --> 1:03:55.240
<v Speaker 1>sausage and like putting it in the same bag and

1:03:55.280 --> 1:03:56.000
<v Speaker 1>smashing it up.

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<v Speaker 2>That see, I would be down to try that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Pickled eggs are kind of like to Custard because.

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<v Speaker 2>In and back to Papa John's. Like I used to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hate Papa John's, but you literally changed my life.

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<v Speaker 2>You changed my life because now it's the only pizza

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<v Speaker 2>I will eat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the only fast food pizza. Exact Ever, I was

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<v Speaker 1>also having this conversation I don't do pizza. Like someone

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what's a good place to get pizza? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the fuck are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go out of my way to go get pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm going to a restaurant, I want real food.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally get Papa John's like a normal person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I called pizza like an American thing and

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<v Speaker 1>someone was like it's Italian and I'm like, okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>like that's americanized to me, like pizza and burgers, that

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<v Speaker 1>is fast food. Like I am not. I'm not spending

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<v Speaker 1>good money. I'm not going to a restaurant and buying.

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<v Speaker 2>A burger Like you're a monster.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what like you want to if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>like eat something nasty like a burger, Yeah, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to McDonald's where they do it, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it's exactly, Oh my fucking god, there's the

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<v Speaker 2>two cheeseburgers with the little onions on. It is literally

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<v Speaker 2>the best food I've ever put in my body. I

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<v Speaker 2>will I'm a stand for McDonald's. I will ride, i

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<v Speaker 2>will like a mid chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember on Wednesdays when they would do like

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<v Speaker 1>the fifty cent burgers. They used to do that, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was like my dad would buy us like burgers

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<v Speaker 1>every Wednesday because it was literally fifty cents to feed

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<v Speaker 1>your child, which is such a steal. They need to

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<v Speaker 1>bring that back, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>They're putting deer ankles in those burgers for fifty cents,

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<v Speaker 2>the deer ankle Wendy's chicken nuggets.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's literally fucking mud pies.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's not really. They literally go out to the

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<v Speaker 2>cows and they skip the couch and you're like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, we're just gonna get the fucking shit piles

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<v Speaker 2>and they scoop them up.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were so good. But the only thing was

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<v Speaker 1>the fifty cent like deal. I don't think covered mcchickens

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<v Speaker 1>and mc chickens is where it's at, like a nice

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<v Speaker 1>like mayonnaise covered lettuce.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because what are they putting in the mcchickens. They

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<v Speaker 2>are putting the bird pussy in the mcchickens. I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to God the pussy part of the bird. I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to God because them shit's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's definitely the titties, because it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like nice and like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the pussy part of it's the thristy, the throat.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw people saying, I like, can't have a bussy,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know.

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<v Speaker 2>All the comments were like nope, and I'm right in your.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fine, I can't have a bussy, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>have a thristy.

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<v Speaker 2>You are the throat goat. Like you are the throat goat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well let's get into media, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, the fifty cent burgers were so good and

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<v Speaker 1>Mike chickens are awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, the fucking the vagina sandwiches from McDonald's I love those.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, what is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you want to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? So my songs of the week are Mad Lucas

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<v Speaker 1>by the Breeders and Driving on Nine by the Breeders,

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<v Speaker 1>and then ho Problems Bye JT. Money, I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me make sure yeah by JT. Money and then

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<v Speaker 1>break Out by n E r D that those are

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<v Speaker 1>those are the four songs I'm willing to give. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like that, I'm willing to give to you literally three

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<v Speaker 1>of the most popular songs.

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<v Speaker 2>All okay, Well, my songs are Audio featuring Drake by

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<v Speaker 2>Rome Santos is not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've actually gotten PTSD and woken up on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday in my fucking la home and it's Drew shirtless,

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<v Speaker 1>wiping like the walls down, listening to Odio like I

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<v Speaker 1>was literally.

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<v Speaker 2>That ship like turns me up in a way I

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<v Speaker 2>cannot describe. Then I have been listening to Watermelon Hero

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<v Speaker 2>by Tisa Kurian. Yeah, literally the best song ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to cook?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I I'm just gonna say it. I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>my is It by Chata?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It is? I Baby whoa Baby? Take yo, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. Hearing that song the other day in

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<v Speaker 1>the car, I hadn't heard it in so long, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's so good night you like that?

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<v Speaker 2>That was crazy. But yeah, those are my three songs

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<v Speaker 2>to kto.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any book recommendations. I don't have any. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still watching Better Call Sault, especially since they're filming

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<v Speaker 1>the new season. I'm like, i gotta get through this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I literally still love Mike and Sol and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have sex with both of them. Actually, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what Mike is looking like nowadays, because he was already

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<v Speaker 1>pushing it. He was already pushing it in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I haven't consumed any like I'm gonna consume you.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't consumed. I don't think I've consumed any shows

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<v Speaker 2>that I was like, oh, I need to talk about this,

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<v Speaker 2>or like books.

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<v Speaker 1>Even I'm trying to anything.

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<v Speaker 2>We've watched a New Earth. I've been I'm rereading for

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<v Speaker 2>the third time. I love that book.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been watching Sexy Beasts. That show is unreal. That's

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<v Speaker 1>actually such a good show.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. It's like The Mass Singer, which like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Mass Singer. When it first came out, even for like

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<v Speaker 2>five years, I was like, fuck this show. We are

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<v Speaker 2>going in a very dark direction. I hate everything about

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<v Speaker 2>like like mainstream media right now, Like this is actually evil, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and made by the devil. I watched a few of

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<v Speaker 2>the episodes and I was like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 2>is like literally so tailored for like my human monkey

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<v Speaker 2>brain was it literally hits every spot in your brain

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<v Speaker 2>like it does everything right. And I watched like thirty

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<v Speaker 2>episodes with my mom in one night. I remember it's

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<v Speaker 2>the same concept.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, while you were doing that, I was back in

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<v Speaker 1>LA and randomly without speaking about it. I also binge

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<v Speaker 1>watched all the reveals on YouTube for some reason, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, even though I had any rock, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what the hell to paid was under there?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, and that's our media of the week. That's

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<v Speaker 1>our episode of the week. Come back next week. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be here for the rest of time, or maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>day you'll come and look at us and we're in

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<v Speaker 1>a big, fancy studio and you'll think to yourself for

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<v Speaker 1>it with all.

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<v Speaker 2>The time, I want that edit in six months when

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<v Speaker 2>we have our studio.

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<v Speaker 1>If we get there. Also, stop being surprised that every

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<v Speaker 1>week there's an episode. That's what a podcast is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I mean, I guess surprising damn three videos

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<v Speaker 2>in a month.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, come on, guys, like, why are you acting

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<v Speaker 1>like this is a shocker. Yeah, I'm like, stop being surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what a podcast is. As if the last

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<v Speaker 1>podcast did it die?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Also, I'm in my Fisherman core.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, girl, bye my Fisherman era. We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh stinky

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<v Speaker 1>Sh