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Speaker 1: Little took us to start a little but a little spank,

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Speaker 1: a little spank to start the day. Welcome back to

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Speaker 1: this episode of Emergency Intercolm. I would just like to

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Speaker 1: point out if I'm like, just in case anything looks

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Speaker 1: a little different, as if anything ever looks like good

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Speaker 1: and purban proper.

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Speaker 2: Anything gone right ones, if it's looking.

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Speaker 1: A little darker, a little dimmer, we're starting a little

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Speaker 1: later because we ran into literally a million technical.

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Speaker 2: Differ, actually a million problems. But what's new. Our last

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Speaker 2: episode was the glitchiest episode of podcast I think ever

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Speaker 2: released by anybody.

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Speaker 1: But no, some would say that we're like breaking boundaries

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Speaker 1: into genre. Yeah podcast, Wow, I don't know. That's just

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Speaker 1: how I choose to see it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what are you to say?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 1: I was literally gonna say. I would also like everyone

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Speaker 1: to know that my stomach is so fucked up because

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Speaker 1: yesterday I had a whole bag of hot fries. Like

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Speaker 1: so many talkies, We've.

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Speaker 2: Been snacking, y'all, Like we've been snacking like crazy, And

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Speaker 2: that's like very hypocritical because we were like, what you

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Speaker 2: put in your body really does matter.

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Speaker 1: I usually am pretty good about it, but the other

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Speaker 1: like two nights ago. Oh my god, But if you're

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Speaker 1: not watching, Drew just pulled out blue talkies, as if

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Speaker 1: infrared red talkies weren't already been humane.

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Speaker 2: These should not exist, like these literally should not exist.

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Speaker 2: The colors not natural, And I don't understand why they

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Speaker 2: made them blue, like there was no reason for blue talkies.

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Speaker 2: But I will say they are not better, but they

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Speaker 2: are like pretty like dang.

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Speaker 1: About say, because you had a different bag for the

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Speaker 1: last episode that you forgot to bring out.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not lying when I say eat talkies

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Speaker 2: every day. They're in. They're in the category or in

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Speaker 2: a category of their own, like blue talking.

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Speaker 1: If you had the food pyramid and you were a

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Speaker 1: little kid, you'd put talkies at the top. Food pyramids

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Speaker 1: are also a scam that like food companies pay for.

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Speaker 1: But we don't have to.

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Speaker 2: Talk about that right now. We don't have to get

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Speaker 2: into that.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to go into another rant about our

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Speaker 1: mental health and digestion. But my my stomach is turned

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Speaker 1: the fuck up. My ship is fucked up. The other day,

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Speaker 1: Quinn posted a video I knew about these TikTok next,

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Speaker 1: but she posted a video that she tried them, and

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Speaker 1: she was like discussed and appalled by them, and I

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Speaker 1: was still convinced I would like them. I still have

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Speaker 1: had Chamoy, but like I.

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Speaker 2: Had Chamoy, I know it's been too long.

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Speaker 1: We went on like an adventure to go find dude.

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Speaker 1: My ship was fucked. My verbs literally smelt like they

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Speaker 1: should be.

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Speaker 2: In They were fire. They literally were like pepper spray.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding that. They burned my fucking eyes.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I had like the pickle wrapped in fruit

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Speaker 1: roll up and then I don't know where I saw this,

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Speaker 1: my burn thought of it. But like gushers covered in

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Speaker 1: lime juice with the heene on them, those were fucking good.

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Speaker 1: I wanted gushers to be sour though, like in my

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Speaker 1: head as a kid, gushers were like sour. Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a fucking call. We made a joke literally

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Speaker 1: ringers on it. I forgot to turn mine off. Damn,

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Speaker 1: it's vibrating in my kuci.

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Speaker 2: Now, hey, I'm vibrating.

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Speaker 1: Your cuture, okay, TMI. But literally when I was in

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Speaker 1: seventh when I was in seventh grade, I remember I

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Speaker 1: was texting my crush and playing Call of Duty on

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Speaker 2: We should get a whet like actually dangerous.

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Speaker 1: But basically, in between playing, I put my phone between

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Speaker 1: and then it vibrated and I was like, now what

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Speaker 2: No, everyone experimented. Everybody experimented with a vibrating controller. I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm honest. Everyone put it on their price

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Speaker 2: parts and love the way it felt felt. And that's also.

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Speaker 1: Literally the like the way this conversation has gone so far,

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Speaker 1: it's absurd. We haven't hit any topic that we were

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Speaker 2: No, I have never felt like this in my life.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I am melting.

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Speaker 1: Literally everyone in our friend group when they're drunk, it

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Speaker 1: is literally ninety eight.

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Speaker 2: It's ninety eight degrees in this house, and I have

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Speaker 1: Is your head covering it? I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. It's ninety eight degrees and you'll

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Speaker 2: see it go up to ninety nine. I'm sure someone

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Speaker 2: literally take a shot every single time they say om

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Speaker 2: at the same time, we're just in Unison.

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Speaker 1: What's the first topic.

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Speaker 2: I think we should get into, Like we should really

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Speaker 2: dive into how I believe the iPad babies control the world,

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Speaker 2: because that was something I briefly spoke about for like

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Speaker 2: dove into that topic. But legitimately, the iPad babies control

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Speaker 2: content is now being created.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, babies are literally like from Jump being turned into

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Speaker 2: It's one, it's insane into everything we're viewing now is

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Speaker 2: iPhones in their hands. Like those are the kids now

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Speaker 2: that are like canceling everybody.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is there is something to be said,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, literally there's it's because they expect things to

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Speaker 1: it says it's here tomorrow, if it's not here by tomorrow. Recap.

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Speaker 2: You remember like ordering shit off the internet, like in

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Speaker 1: Come or if it was gonna come.

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Speaker 2: It was like it was a gamble every single fucking time. Literally.

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Speaker 2: I remember I ordered like do you know those like

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say. The first thing I remember ordering

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Speaker 1: one D varsity jacket, which if you were selling the

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Speaker 1: varsity jackets like N's to my own horn. But basically

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Speaker 1: only did it because he couldn't get me concert tickets

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Speaker 1: to him all the time, like every time tickets would

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Speaker 2: That's literally so tragic because when I was a kid,

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Speaker 2: I got everything I ever wanted. Oh no, look at you,

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Speaker 2: you're having a panic attack on camera.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, iPad baby, dude. The scary thing is iPad

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Speaker 1: babies are literally, and I know it's so old head

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Speaker 2: Her baby was like yeah, she was like, how did

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Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't see that, but it was like she

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Speaker 2: Our generation is literally gonna be anti iPad baby, Like

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Speaker 2: It out, literally make fire, learn how to make fire.

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Speaker 1: But I don't believe it having kids, But that's a

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Speaker 2: Actually, sometimes I was about to say.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be like, I'd be like, you know what

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Speaker 1: it is. It's honestly just like I know i'd be

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Speaker 1: I would be an awesome mom. But also sometimes it'sool

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Speaker 1: when she's yelling at me, I'm like, if I could

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Speaker 2: I would literally. That's like something we've talked about so often,

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Speaker 2: is like like I want kids when I'm older, and

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Speaker 2: if we're still single, we're gonna get eloped and adopt

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Speaker 2: like recently you've been seeing I've been sending you tiktoks

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Speaker 2: I want one of those stink pies, like those little stinkers.

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Speaker 1: I just I there are some people who I think

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Speaker 1: really yeah, like I want kids, Like that's something I

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Speaker 1: like the idea of it scares the fuck out of me.

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Speaker 1: But then sometimes on a good day, I'm like, wait,

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Speaker 2: Sounds sweet, Like it's kind of cooking.

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Speaker 1: I have a baby when I'm forty, Like, I don't

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Speaker 2: Like what do you always say when I have the conversation,

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Speaker 2: You're always like women who have kids when they're old.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, literally, women who have kids when they're older

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Speaker 2: It's honestly not that hard to get your pilot's license.

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Speaker 1: Because because I'm like very charming, so very cheap.

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Speaker 1: You would slay blood.

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Speaker 2: literally enjoyable until I was like literally murdered, like the

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00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,120
Speaker 2: second time.

438
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 1: But whatever, my dreams, like the realistic ones are always

439
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 1: fucking nightmares, and I get so many nightmares. And the

440
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,480
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't have like normal dreams. Always something

441
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,960
Speaker 1: about them is unenjoyable, and then a nightmare I don't get,

442
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like fucking like that one TikTok where

443
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,720
Speaker 1: the guy's like flying on a magict.

444
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 2: Yours are literally the scariest things I've ever been.

445
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,879
Speaker 1: They are literally like my deepest, darkest fears just being

446
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 1: like rationed from my brain and turned into the most

447
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 1: realistic experiences. And that's everywhere from like being cheated on

448
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 1: to like the closest person in my life life and

449
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: watching my family die like the most brutal death, and

450
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,239
Speaker 1: like crazy, it is so nightmarish. Or if it's not

451
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 1: like a deep fear, it's like a light fear, or

452
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 1: it's it's always something that's in my subconscious like during the.

453
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 2: Day, or it creates a new fear, dude.

454
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: The new one, it actually fucking did was. The new

455
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 1: one is that I'm not cleaning my smiley enough for something.

456
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 1: And you know what it is. Yesterday I like started

457
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: like licking it and like I was like, there's a

458
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 1: there's a new texture to like this piercing, Like it's

459
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: like not as smooth as when I first got it,

460
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,640
Speaker 1: and there's there's bacteria like collecting on it and it's

461
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,959
Speaker 1: gonna get infected, and like that's what I was thinking. Yesterday.

462
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 1: I literally went into the fucking bathroom like a maniac

463
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 1: with a cute tip and sat there holding it down

464
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,159
Speaker 1: so I didn't rip it out and was like scrubbing

465
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: it clean yesterday because I was like so freaked out,

466
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 1: and like now I'm like brushing it, which I shouldn't

467
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: be doing because like you shouldn't be moving it around.

468
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: But in my dream last night, I literally I was

469
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: like I was or something. I was like at a

470
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: restaurant having drinks with people, and I went like this

471
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: like with my tongue, I like licked between it and

472
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: both of the balls came unscrewed and fell into my mouth.

473
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I like had the balls

474
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 1: under my tongue so I didn't swallow them, and I

475
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: was like, this is about to fall out.

476
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,959
Speaker 2: I was like, you have my balls under your tongue, Okay,

477
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: I'll stop doing that. Do you want me to stop

478
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 2: or do you want me to keep going?

479
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Like, it's like.

480
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 2: You set me up. You set me up for slam

481
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 2: dunk every time, unknowingly, and I have to just fucking finish.

482
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Balls in my mouth, balls in.

483
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: My mouth, I like ass cheeks literally me getting a

484
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 2: hacked on Twitter if they can get.

485
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: Me on Twitter, I was hacked.

486
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 2: I like a cheeks literally after.

487
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 1: Sitting Bob outing Kirk to hospital where like that was

488
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: not us.

489
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 2: The curse of the podcast, I know.

490
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: And the curse of if you don't have sex with me,

491
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: you'll end up in the hospital for we.

492
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: Saint Bob oden Kirk to the hospital.

493
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 1: No, you know what it was. It was like he

494
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: needed a reminder of what life was like and that

495
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: he should try things because you never You're.

496
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 2: Saying, are you trying to make it so you can

497
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:35,679
Speaker 2: try sex with you?

498
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 1: Why? Why does it not have to be about sex

499
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 1: with me?

500
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 2: Because that's like wrong, what's like wrong? Right?

501
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay?

502
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 2: Balls in your mouth?

503
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the balls were in my mouth and I

504
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: like was holding it under my tongue and I had

505
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: my mask on in this restaurant and I was too

506
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,239
Speaker 1: afraid to pull it down, but I was like like

507
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 1: trying to talk with my tongue being held down, and

508
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: no one was understanding me. And I just ran out

509
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: and tried to find a tattoo shop so that they

510
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,719
Speaker 1: would like screw it back on for me. And I

511
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: was talking to this tattoo guy for so long, and

512
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: he started ranting to me about like cleansliness and chit,

513
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: and I'm like, like, can you fucking do your job?

514
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: And then by the time he like looked through the computer,

515
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, our piercer isn't in shop right now,

516
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: so actually we can't help you. I was like, what

517
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: the fuck? And then I had I said what the

518
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: fuck out loud and swallowed the two ball bearings from

519
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: my piercing, and then in my dream it turned into

520
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 1: like a really visual thing where the hole in my

521
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: mouth was huge, like big enough that I could like

522
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: put a Q tip through it, and like, I don't know,

523
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: like it makes no sense, but in the dream, like

524
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: I took the piercing out and it was really fucking

525
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: gross and like infected, and I was like trying to

526
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: clean it and I was like freaking out, and like

527
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: it was it felt more like I was like a

528
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: little like tiny person in my nose, like does that

529
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: make sense? A really weird dream, but it was like crazy,

530
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: it was literally scaring the fuck out of me because

531
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: then I woke up this more and I like touched

532
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: my piercing with my tongue because I was like, is there?

533
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? Is it there? Gen did that happen?

534
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: Even though I don't know why that would happen? If

535
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: that makes me like my I wish my tongue was

536
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: strong enough to undo the ball bearings because you know

537
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: what that would mean.

538
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, balls in my mouth.

539
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: But yeah. And then I've had other really really fucked

540
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: up dreams that are actually so fucked up dramatic, yeah,

541
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: and traumatic that I literally can't publicly say them.

542
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: And also like it's like conjuring real ship, like yeah,

543
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 2: like it's dark ship, She's told me. And I'm like,

544
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: you like need help, like you.

545
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: Actually need her, and I'm like I'm getting it.

546
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 2: And it's this isn't like this isn't like this is

547
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 2: a re like this is every night like this you

548
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: have you have the word I.

549
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: Have like a terrifying dream at least once a week

550
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: at least, and then sometimes when I'm really in it.

551
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: I'll literally have night when last summer I had like

552
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: a nightmare about like family members dying every night for

553
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: like four nine to night.

554
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 2: It was gnarly. I was like, Anya, like you really

555
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: need to like stop manifesting this shit.

556
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 1: Slid.

557
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean my dream schedule is like maybe

558
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: I get a dream every once once every like two months,

559
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: but I used to dream all the time. I don't

560
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: know what the fuck happens.

561
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: You gotta start taking melotonin so you can image been

562
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: like the craziest shit.

563
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: I need to stop taking chlorophyll because it's.

564
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: Well, chlorophyl goes to me diarrhea. That's why I have

565
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: to stop taking it.

566
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: Chlorophyll gives me constipation. But I already have just like

567
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 2: the worst guts in the world. Like I'm always constipated

568
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: all the time. But I do nothing to fix it,

569
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: and I just like complaining about it. And that's that

570
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 2: on that like I love complaining.

571
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, same. Like the thing is, I could I go

572
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: get like tests done to see what makes my stomach

573
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: hurt so bad? Yes, but then what would be the

574
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: negative thing? I get to complain about five.

575
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: Hours precisely because like I don't think people understand how

576
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: important complaining really is.

577
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: It's fun. It is fun.

578
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: It like actually opens the door to so many conversations

579
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: to be had.

580
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: And we're also just negative people. Oh Ryan keeps pointing

581
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: that out. She's like, we literally have not said anything kind.

582
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 2: That was the gnarliest car right of my life. Like

583
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: that sent me into a spiral. When she said that,

584
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like we are not.

585
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: You know what it is like my life fucking sucked.

586
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 1: That's it.

587
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: I have no reason to be evil.

588
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: I just like, am you had some emotional trauma? I'm like,

589
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, you got something the knock on your hat

590
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: just though I'm scared me. Also, that was I was

591
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: trying to because that was the same day we went

592
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: to What did we do that night? Like for some

593
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: reason that night I got like drunk. Oh that was

594
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: the night you were d d ing. Yeah. Yeah, because

595
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm back on my.

596
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: Party girl literally party girl.

597
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 1: I'm like crazy cookie fun party girl, and I'm like

598
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: d D which is a sleigh drunk driver.

599
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: I have been.

600
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: D ding recently, which is pretty interesting because I me

601
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: Andrew both have pretty intense like social anxiety and going

602
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: to parties and being like the sober one is literally

603
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: terrifying for some reason.

604
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean honestly, like going I was like, this

605
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: is like seey, like I'm going to see people and

606
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 2: like have to communicate with people that I'm not really

607
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: friends with but I'm like acquainted with. But it really

608
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: wasn't that bad.

609
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always like it's the moment's going into it,

610
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: and then the first ten minutes of being anywhere or

611
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: like it's.

612
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: Like literally I can compare it to this, but not

613
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 2: it's not relatable for anybody else. But like going on

614
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: stage for tour the first time, like every show, like

615
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: the first like two minutes, like they're the two minutes

616
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: leading up to it were fucking awful, but then getting

617
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: on stage and like literally twenty five seconds after being

618
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 2: on stage, you're like completely comfortable. Yeah, it's literally the

619
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: exact same. Like the ten minutes leading up to it,

620
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: I was like freaking the fuck out, but then I

621
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: was like as I was in it, I was like, whatever,

622
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: it's not the biggest I'll be fine, I'll survive. Yeah,

623
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: and I actually enjoyed it, like I loved being DD

624
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: Like I loved dude.

625
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: It is fun. But what makes it fun is like

626
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: watching your friends have a good time and like just

627
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: being like the Trooper being like all right, let's go,

628
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: like come on, Like wrangling everybody up is like fun,

629
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's always like the first ten minutes they're like.

630
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: But I've tried to do it more often, just because

631
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: like I've gone to plenty social events sober, Like I

632
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: don't want to make it seem like I can't function

633
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: in social events not being sober, because I do it

634
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: all the time, but I mean specifically in party spaces

635
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: or like dance rave experiences. I feel like those are

636
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: a little more like overbearing to be like the sober one,

637
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: which is actually kind of dumb because if anything, there's

638
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: like a sleigh in that because you're the only one

639
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: fully there mentally. And I'm also really fucking embarrassing when

640
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm drunk, so I don't know why the fuck I'm

641
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: acting like i'd be falling over like I am gross

642
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: the other day Okay, also that night, I like need

643
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: to not be so brave, like, which shouldn't even be

644
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: a thing that I have to worry about. I shouldn't

645
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: have to worry about disregarding men and being like hopefully

646
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: they don't kill me. But the other night I was

647
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: a fucking cunt and it was rightfully so, like men

648
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: were weird. Men just think they can talk to you

649
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: and if like there was way too much power, you.

650
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: Let me talk to you. You know, Damn, I really

651
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: just do just.

652
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: Shit like you don't know how to just like sit.

653
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: I'm just not getting enough words in, you know. I'm like,

654
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: I'm like the creative writing case.

655
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: Every time you get a chance to speak, you don't

656
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: say anything. When you get a chance to speak, you're

657
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: like balls.

658
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 2: Balls.

659
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: I want you to be back on your party mode

660
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: because your fun demon time. I'm just like I get

661
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: like pretty bitchy. I get pretty bitchy and I fall

662
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: over you.

663
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 2: Fall downstairs and scrape your elbows. No me, I'm like

664
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: I talked briefly talked about it, Like no, I talked

665
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: about it a lot. Like I'm just like pure fucking evil,

666
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: Like it's evil and I need to like pace myself.

667
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: But like I said, it's just like the fucking purge.

668
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: Like every four months, I just go evil, like I

669
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: go demon, and then like maybe in between, like there's

670
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: a casual drinking setting, but like I just literally don't

671
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: know how to pace myself, and like, I don't understand.

672
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: I don't understand how people my age like don't blackout

673
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: every night, Like.

674
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: You know what it is. I've said this before, but

675
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: it's because people our age are like going to things

676
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: more often, so they're getting those little tastes of like

677
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: going to a party, like getting kind of buzz and

678
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, I'm gonna do this again in like

679
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: three four days, Like so I don't get blackout. I

680
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: don't know.

681
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: If I'm not blackout, I'm not having a good time.

682
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, for me, it's like I'm like if I like,

683
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm like saying this as if I didn't like drink

684
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 1: a bunch like recently because I was like bored, but

685
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: like but I felt like shit, like I like did

686
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: the whole party thing for like And also when I

687
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: say party, I wasn't like getting black out Like me

688
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: me being crazy is like I went out tonight, I

689
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: had two drinks, I went out the next day, I

690
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: had to drink, and then I went out the next

691
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: day and I had four drinks and like all times

692
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm crazy, like and like that

693
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: was me being crazy, But I just I don't know.

694
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: I want to start doing it for the stories, because

695
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: we always walk away from it for with really good

696
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: stories and then we sit here and we don't tell them.

697
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: But I do want to tell one of them.

698
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: I know which one you're going to tell, and you

699
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: need to tell them.

700
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: Okay. So this was what twenty seventeen, This.

701
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: Was maybe twenty sixteen.

702
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: No, it was twenty seventeen because I was they it

703
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: was removed. Yeah, and it was like post graduation. So

704
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: it was like, Okay, I used to come to LA

705
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: and like be very involved in the influencer like circle. Yeah,

706
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's very obvious to you guys now, like

707
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: we're not very invested in influencer circles. I don't even

708
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: think it was obvious back then.

709
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: Like no, it was like very secretive. We would go

710
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 2: to these parties and like not tell anybody.

711
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we loved going coming to LA and just

712
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: having full LA experience of going to all the influencer parties,

713
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: being around all so uncomfortable. It's so loud when you move, Okay,

714
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: do you want to switch chairs? No, I'm good, you're

715
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: you're chilling. But we would come to these to LA

716
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: to like experience all these parties and ship and do

717
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: I say the name. Yeah, of course, I don't think

718
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not the worst stories of him. They're

719
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: pretty charming for them. No, they're not charming.

720
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say charming.

721
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Charming is me being nice, but he definitely has a

722
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: worse rep now. Yeah, But weirdly enough, I was hanging

723
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: out with like Bryce.

724
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 2: Hall, just that whole squad.

725
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that whole squad of like dudes, and then like

726
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: like Loray was and then and we're friends with Alray,

727
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: so that like makes sense. Like it was like that.

728
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: It was still that world of influencers, and I was

729
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: hanging out with them a lot, not necessarily, not like

730
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: hanging out, but I was seeing them a lot because

731
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: I was going to a lot of like Bryce's hollist parties.

732
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: And I think there's like three of these stories in

733
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: a row, or maybe more so too. I could think

734
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: of two of them in a row. One party I

735
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: went to, I'm there having a good time, and then

736
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I want to leave that.

737
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: I've been here too much. It's looking the same for me.

738
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: I want to go. I'm gonna go bowling or something

739
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: with some friends I was with, but before I left,

740
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I am going to steal alcohol. So

741
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: I walked into the kitchen and I went and I

742
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: was pouring like something into a bottle, into like a

743
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: plastic bottle, and from over my shoulder I hear bribes

744
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: and he's like enya, and I was like what. And

745
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: then he was like, do you want to do a

746
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: shot with us? And I was like no, I'm leaving,

747
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 1: and he I'm not kidding.

748
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: This is the realist shit you'll ever hear.

749
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: He pulled up his shirt and showed his abs and

750
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: said how about now? And I literally just stared at

751
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: him and I was like no, no, and I just

752
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: turned and closed my bottle and walked away.

753
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 2: Most horrific thing potentially ever to.

754
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: Happen, I remember. I was literally I felt like I

755
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: was like in a vine.

756
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was you now era, So it was like

757
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: kind of acceptable to act like this, but.

758
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: It was still so confusing to see it happen in

759
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: real life. I was genuinely shell shocked. And I just

760
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: walked out into my friends who we were all waiting

761
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: for the uber, and I told them what happened and

762
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: they were like, no, and I was like, yeah, like

763
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: that just happened behind those doors, Like that makes no sense.

764
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: And then the next party we went to mister Brycehall himself.

765
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 2: Because all of the parties were at his house. Yeah,

766
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: we would go to these parties and it was like

767
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: this house in the hills that I won't get into

768
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 2: the details of the financials, but it was a very

769
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: fuck up.

770
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: It was very intresting.

771
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: I felt very bad for her, but yeah, they it was.

772
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just an insane crowd.

773
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: It was literally like the most random people.

774
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: It was exactly what when No, there's there's not even

775
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: a description of this kind of like activity on the

776
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: internet because like as crazy as these fools are like publicly,

777
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: it's still it's literally like you might as well be

778
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 1: like high on acid, Like it's it's like the most unreal.

779
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: I've also never done acid, so I don't know why

780
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: that was the first thing I hid in my head.

781
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: But whatever y'all say, like the psychedelics, dude to your brain,

782
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: that's literally what. I don't need to do psychedelics because

783
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I experienced experience. Yeah, I experienced that with Brice Hall's

784
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: existence in my like close circle. Also, despite everything as

785
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 1: far as I know, we're on good terms. He's cool

786
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: I at this time. I even still I used to

787
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: make fun of him insanely on the internet and he

788
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: actually pulled me aside during this time because I was

789
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: around him all the time, and he was like, no,

790
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: I think it's all fun and games, like it's chill.

791
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: And I could respect that out of some one because

792
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: I am a huge shit talker, bitter bitch, and I

793
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,479
Speaker 1: will make fun of people till the day I die,

794
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 1: and if they're cool with it, like that makes me

795
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: feel awesome. But basically, at one of these parties, we're

796
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: all standing and there's like a balcony like the area

797
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: in this house, and the music's going, everyone's talking and

798
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: like it's a party, you know, party, party, party, vibe party,

799
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: and he gets on top of this balcony and just

800
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: goes everyone shut the fuck up, tartlet music.

801
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 2: Off, and like Roy screaming, veins popping out of his

802
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 2: fead neck, all of it, the whole.

803
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh, something bad is about to happen.

804
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: What's happening? Music stops and he's.

805
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 3: Like, oh the fuck stole the way out of my

806
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 3: room and starts screaming and This was literally the scene

807
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 3: from SpongeBob where mister Crabs goes up to like SpongeBob

808
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 3: because his homie just comes and in his ear and

809
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: is like what I'm assuming is like, oh.

810
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: We found the weed.

811
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: You what we found the weed? Oh? Never mind, turn

812
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 1: on the music. Also, I forgot to mention he threatened

813
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: to beat the ship, beat the living shit out of

814
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: the person who he thought stole his weed. He was like,

815
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: I will beat the fuck out of it. Yeah, he

816
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: was like, I will beat the living shit out of you,

817
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: and everybody was like, oh my god. And yeah. Then

818
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: his friend was like, bro, we found it. And then

819
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: he's like never mind and just turned around and like

820
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 1: went back to like everything was normal. And those are

821
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: my stories of him. I feel like there's one more

822
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: that I'm like there.

823
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't involve Bryce, but it involves Bryce's house the

824
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: literal like weed panic attack you had. Oh, is that

825
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 2: the one you're thinking of?

826
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, we don't necessarily have to go into it,

827
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: but this is literally when me Andrew say we like

828
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: can't just like partake in like weed culture. Literally, like

829
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: imagine going through psychosis at this house that I'm describing,

830
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: like literal nightmare.

831
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: Like actual, like like I can't, I wish I could

832
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: describe it. It's just like the weirdest environment I'd ever

833
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: been in my entire life. It literally is just like

834
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: out of a fucking movie. It's out of a fucking TikTok.

835
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 2: Like it literally looks like it's a dream. It was

836
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 2: a dream come true. We still so many things, Yeah,

837
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: I don't. I think I still forks, but that was

838
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: really all I.

839
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: I stole drunk goggles.

840
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're drunk goggles. We had those things.

841
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still in Miami. Not that he has them

842
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: literally well the other day and I was like, what

843
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: the fuck.

844
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 2: We weren't living in La yet. When we had Freak

845
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: with these parties. This was like pre La, like we

846
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 2: would come out for a little bit.

847
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we moved here and we just like

848
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: we're not We're no longer in that scene. And I

849
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 1: would love to get back into it because of stories

850
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: like that. But like I think at this point, everyone

851
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: knows we're kind of trolls because every time we like

852
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: kind of tiptoe around these people, it's like, oh okay,

853
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: they know, they know it's they know what I'm doing.

854
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 2: There is a oh my god, this is the story

855
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: involving Bryce Hall party through that fucking party on on Halloween,

856
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: and so like we like we had this when we

857
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: first moved to la We had this like group called

858
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: the Four Local Villains. It was just everyone. It was

859
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: everyone in the squad like that, you know, Josiah, Lucas Christian,

860
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 2: all of us and you know, Oriyan, Josh whatever, and

861
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: we would do this thing called four Local Villains, which

862
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: was it was of course the Purge. We would get

863
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: four locos and just chug them and like literally become

864
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: villains and like run the city for the night, like

865
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: Joker style, like just do whatever we could. This is

866
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: my joker, literally do as much bad ship as possible.

867
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: And I don't recommend it. It's very dangerous and evil.

868
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: It's a bad ship meaning like.

869
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, troll troll people, not like actually do bad ship whatever.

870
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: But uh, there was this house party that like Bryce

871
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: was hosting or like his homie was hosting. It was

872
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 2: basically Bryce's house party. They were into this airbnb in

873
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: this weird neighborhood and we pull up. It's immediately like

874
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 2: a sinister vibe like it it's immediately just like it's

875
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 2: immediately just weird. Like I mean, it's not weird, but

876
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: it's just like not a party. It's like, yeah, it

877
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: was kick back with like thirty people.

878
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: Because they also had gotten noise complaints by the time

879
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: we got there.

880
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we pull up on four loco mode, belligerent,

881
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: belligerently drunken. We're like, oh no, we need to turn

882
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: this bitch up. So, like we go in there like

883
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: like full on energy and like start blasting music. I

884
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 2: don't remember what song was playing.

885
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 1: I don't remember either, but I do remember going in

886
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: and like going to talk to someone who also I

887
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: was like a raging Kuntu and so mean to all

888
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: the time because I found them really annoying and rude.

889
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: So I went to go troll them and like talk

890
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: to them. And I put my leg on a table

891
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: next to me and knocked over that lamp.

892
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 2: I was about to say, like the so then literally

893
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: and you knocks over a lamp, it shatters all over

894
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: the floor, like and instead of just being normal people

895
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 2: like and be like oh fuck, like I'm sorry, We'll

896
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 2: pay for this. Like we pull out our cameras and

897
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: start dancing in the glass and like stomping on it

898
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: and turning it into sand again basically, and like literally

899
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 2: just like picking up shards of glass and like faking

900
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: like we're stabbing each other. And then like there's a

901
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 2: TV on the wall that's like in place. It like

902
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: sunk it into the wall, and like I pull it

903
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: off the wall a little bit and there's just like

904
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 2: a pair of easies behind the TV, and I take

905
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: these pair of easies out and I'm like, I'm gonna

906
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: fucking steal these easies. And then the dudes who like

907
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: rented the house for the party or whatever, like like

908
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 2: literally like comes up and he's like, y'all need to

909
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here now, and we're like no,

910
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: like me and we're like no. He's like no, get

911
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: the fuck out of my house. And we're like okay, whatever.

912
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 2: So like we make a giant scene leaving, like yeah,

913
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 2: we like.

914
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: Make a huge seen like me and Drew walk out,

915
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: but Josh stays in and is talking to Bryce and

916
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: them and Bryce and everyone's like cracking up and then.

917
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: They're eating it up because it's like literally the most

918
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: fun the party had been, yeah.

919
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: Because it was dead in there, and Josh gets them

920
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: to chant like fuck Enya and they all start screaming

921
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: fuck Enya, and like I'm like at the door, like

922
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: hitting it. I'm like and then I finally get back in,

923
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: and the dude who's running the party, I'm like in

924
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: the kitchen laughing with everyone and we're watching the video

925
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 1: and the dude who run Who's like.

926
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: Meanwhile when I'm trapped outside, I'm tapped outside running up

927
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 2: and down the street literally doing the same thing I

928
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: did at that really rich mansion like two weeks ago,

929
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: telling like, do not go up there. They're having blood orgies.

930
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: Like Enya's inside having the time of her fucking life.

931
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was also we don't do that anymore.

932
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 2: No, that was like a that was six months.

933
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: That was That was like our magnum opus of four

934
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 1: local villain I think that might have been the last,

935
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: like h yeah, hurrah for the villains.

936
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was it was taking a toll on us,

937
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: and we started to getting like it.

938
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: Was taking Yeah. Now we sit around and we're like,

939
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: why the fuck does no one invite us out? And

940
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 1: it's literally because we became the monsters of La.

941
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we were the actual monsters of La.

942
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 1: I mean, we do get invited out, and I think

943
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: it's with the same ideology of like, oh, we are monsters,

944
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, no one's inviting us to parties

945
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: at this point, being like, oh they're social. There's they're

946
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: social butterflies.

947
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: It's literally like bringing the fucking clowns.

948
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, bringing the clowns, bringing the entertainment. These people will

949
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 1: be belligerent and like funny to watch, and I'm okay

950
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: with that.

951
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 2: Like it's it's the moment we literally get all the

952
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 2: attention in the world, all eyes on us, and that's

953
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: all that really fucking matters at the end of the day,

954
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 2: is that if everybody's looking at you.

955
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: I know, literally I thrive off of attention and I'm

956
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: okay with that, and I don't think it's something to

957
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: be ashamed of. I think, yeah, an intense need for

958
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: attention actually makes you more interesting of a person. Those

959
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: who are like okay with like being alone and like

960
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: to themselves and isolated. Yeah, nerd me, I'm crazy.

961
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: What do you read books?

962
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: I literally do read books.

963
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh you're so smart, You're so smart, and I'm most smart.

964
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 1: No, I'm smart, bitch.

965
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: When it's done to me, I'm like, okay, I know

966
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: why it makes people.

967
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: Any dude, there was a point in my life where

968
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: like me chirving up on words and people pointing it

969
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: out actually made me so insie.

970
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: I mean, and you like brought it up, and then

971
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 2: I stopped doing it to you. But what I do

972
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 2: is when people like stutter on their words or like

973
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: slip up on their word, I like finish the word

974
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: for them and just like, oh, like schmo smart, Like

975
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: what do you mean by that?

976
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: You did it to me like two days ago? Wait really, yeah,

977
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it is, but like you did, like.

978
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, what do you mean by that?

979
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: But I also did it to you like I think

980
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: a day ago. Yeah, It's just a funny. It's one

981
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: of a stranger does it to me? Is when I

982
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: literally want to like disappear into nothing this because I'm like,

983
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, they think I'm stupid, like.

984
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 2: Dumbis shit. But we never really touched on weed psychosis,

985
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 2: like we briefly talked about it, but like just like

986
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 2: the absolute panic and maybe this is something for another

987
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 2: episode because it's a lot of stories, but just like

988
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: the absolute like just genuine fear that like anytime we

989
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: smoked or anytime I smoke used to be you. Yeah,

990
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 2: that happens is just like really gnarly.

991
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: I think that would be like a good episode. Let's know,

992
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: if you want to hear about our psychosis, Yeah, about

993
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: our psychosis and scariness.

994
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: Just let us know transitioning from weed, we can go

995
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 2: to the Olympics and talk about the Olympics.

996
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: That literally is a transition from them not letting I

997
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 1: mind blanking on her name for not letting her play.

998
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: And then literally those two other white motherfuckers just like

999
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: got congratulations from like New York Times because it was

1000
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: like they were Olympians who started like a cannabis thing.

1001
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: That is actually so insane that she didn't to go.

1002
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 2: It's wrong in every sense of the word. It's evil,

1003
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 2: It's pure evil. That's not what I was talking about.

1004
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I literally thought. I was like, damn, that is

1005
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: like a good transition you just made. I was like

1006
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: genuine no, yeah.

1007
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 2: I mean it popped into my brain, but I wasn't

1008
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 2: gonna go there. But literally, perfect transition. It is wrong

1009
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 2: and every since of the word. And I think the

1010
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,479
Speaker 2: Olympics to shine. No, she's literally the most athletic person

1011
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my in fucking life, like she

1012
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 2: literally will be there next year.

1013
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: I literally we were watching running the other day and

1014
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: you and Josh being like, oh, I could do that.

1015
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 2: No, we weren't saying that. We were not saying that

1016
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: we could do that. We were saying that, like, like,

1017
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: how fast I could run a one hundred meter dash?

1018
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 2: I think Husain Bolt has like a nine nine seconds,

1019
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: nine ten second world record, And I was like, oh, like,

1020
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 2: I bet I could run it in sixteen seconds, which

1021
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 2: like actually doesn't sound that insane because like running is

1022
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 2: like exponentially like shaving off a second, and running is

1023
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: like a lot harder to do than like any other sport.

1024
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: I don't know that's what I was saying.

1025
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: I guess I just also like I'm like, how again,

1026
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: that's just my stupidity because.

1027
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 2: It's officially one hundred and one in here, Yes it

1028
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 2: doesn't it doesn't display one hundred.

1029
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: It just goes back down. Yeah, he's so stupid. But

1030
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: I think that's my small brain showing again, because I'm like,

1031
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't understand like what one hundred like meters is,

1032
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: and it's like.

1033
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: On a track, it's the first segment, like the straightaway segment, oh,

1034
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 2: then two hundreds of curve with I don't know.

1035
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: If I'm a fast runner.

1036
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 2: I think you could. You could do it sub twenty easily.

1037
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: Maybe we should go to it, she said runner, she's

1038
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: a jack sent I don't know. But the Olympics in

1039
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: general are literally someone saying to me yesterday at lunch,

1040
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: I had the realization, like that was not me just

1041
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: saying something out loud, that was a genuine realization I had.

1042
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, there are people who

1043
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: literally trained their whole lives to be in the Olympics. Yeah,

1044
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: like there are people who from the age of like

1045
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: fucking eight to fourteen or like, no, I.

1046
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: That's my journey.

1047
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: I want to be in the Olympics.

1048
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 2: You know what, I found out that some countries pay

1049
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: for gold medals, like they pay you for gold medals,

1050
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 2: Like I think the payout for like a United States

1051
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: win gold medal win is like I think it's like

1052
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 2: forty thousand dollars per gold medal, damn, which is like

1053
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: fucking crazy, which like makes sense why some of these

1054
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 2: fuckers are training their whole life, Like I mean, like,

1055
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: if I had to train for anything in the Olympics,

1056
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: it would be sharp shooting because you could literally just

1057
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: be You could just shoot like you don't have to

1058
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 2: be fit.

1059
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: Uh No, I wouldn't like yeah, because I guess that

1060
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: doesn't take like physical training. I don't know what I

1061
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: would do. I actually as a kid, I've told you

1062
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: this before bad. I don't know if I've ever said

1063
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: it online. I really wanted to be a gymnast because

1064
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: of the movie Stick.

1065
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 2: It like, oh bit.

1066
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to do gymnastics so fucking bad. And I

1067
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: remember before we went fully broken, couldn't turn on the

1068
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: lights of my house. When I was very young. I

1069
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: was like, please, please, please, can I like do gymnastics?

1070
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: And my parents were like, yes, of course you can. Bitch,

1071
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: tell me why the fuck we went shopping and they're

1072
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 1: putting a little leotard on me, but it's like pink

1073
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: and fuzzy, and I was like no. I was like, Okay,

1074
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: this doesn't look exactly like what I was imagining. I

1075
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: was like thinking of something like red with like a

1076
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: stripe and like something of those. But you know, I'll

1077
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: take this and then I show up to class. Bitch,

1078
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: why the fuck am I in ballet right now? I

1079
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: want to fucking ballet? And I remember I was so

1080
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: pissed and I would like Sophia was in the class.

1081
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: They put Sofia in the class with me. I think

1082
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 1: that's why they put me in ballet, so we could

1083
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: do something together, because I guess also it is.

1084
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: Kind of like a ride of passage for little girls,

1085
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: like some little girls, like.

1086
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to start doing backflips, bitch,

1087
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: like I don't want to do this. I was so mad.

1088
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: I want to swing from the bars. I wanted to

1089
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: do that so bad. I literally like would daydream about

1090
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 1: like fucking putting chalk on my hand.

1091
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 2: I'm like running around.

1092
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Yes, I wanted it so bad, and I was so

1093
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: mad about ballet. And I have a very distinct memory

1094
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: of one time me sneaking out of class with Sofia

1095
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: and like dragging her along with me and just like

1096
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 1: putting pillows down on the floor and like jumping over

1097
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: them and like like doing my own little like thing

1098
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: in there. And yeah, and then I lost all ambition

1099
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: for life, and the lost for life and we couldn't

1100
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: afford that kind of stuff.

1101
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: But basically, what I wanted to say about the Olympics

1102
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 2: is like it actually is fucking hilarious to me. How

1103
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 2: like we've literally been doing this since like the dawn

1104
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 2: of like human consciousness, most like human shit, so primal,

1105
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: Like we literally like since the Colisseum, we've just been.

1106
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: Like fucking like flipping around around.

1107
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: Like running and like chanting for our country Like that's

1108
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 2: Shit's so funny, Like really think about it, like we've

1109
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 2: been like we're just so human, you know, like the

1110
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: Olympics is the most human shit.

1111
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: So like primal like animal like animal instinct.

1112
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 2: To be like competition. Yeah, jump, like I'm better than

1113
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: you and I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you

1114
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 2: and I'm the best in the world. And like then

1115
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: I watch it and like my animal turns on and

1116
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 2: I eat that ship up every fucking time, no matter

1117
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 2: the event. I'm like yes, like go like whin, like

1118
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 2: no matter. And it's also like whoever wins, I'm like

1119
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 2: you you, I knew you were gonna win that shit,

1120
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:16,439
Speaker 2: that's your words.

1121
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 1: I mean You're like, oh, no, I knew it. I

1122
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,479
Speaker 1: know I knew it. I was I was thinking about

1123
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: that already, Like.

1124
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 2: No, no, I know that's a huge insecurity of mine.

1125
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: And every time I say it, I'm like why did

1126
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: I say that? But I literally do, I literally do

1127
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 2: think it, and then before I just don't say it,

1128
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: and then you say it or someone else says it.

1129
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: Between us, it makes sense, like because I feel like

1130
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: we see the same thing all the time and we're

1131
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: always ingesting the same thing, so we and we are

1132
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: very like in sync. Yeah, it's like when girls period

1133
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: sync up, but your private part sync with mine.

1134
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 2: See, I'm getting aired out. I'm getting aired out right

1135
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: now because I know everyone makes fun of me about it. No,

1136
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, It's okay because it's just my little quirk.

1137
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: That's just who I am. No, no one talks about it.

1138
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: But it's just so funny because you mean, like that's

1139
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: every time, like like it's mainly in like competition. Thinks

1140
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: You're like, I fucking knew it.

1141
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 2: No, I say, it's at literally everything.

1142
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: My dad says that too.

1143
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 2: I was like, I was just about to say that.

1144
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 2: I swear I was gonna say that.

1145
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: When Dante showed up to Miami to surprise my dad.

1146
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: My dad was like, I knew it, like I knew it,

1147
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: like and he talked about it all night. He was like, no,

1148
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: y'all think I'm joking, but like I knew it, and

1149
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: we were like okay, and he was like no, I like,

1150
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: why do you think I showed up here like I

1151
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: knew it, and like we'd be talking about something else

1152
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, let me tell you something I

1153
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: like knew.

1154
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: Literally, it's a pride thing. I think it. I think

1155
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: it stems down to like pride. And I'm like, I

1156
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 2: wish I said that, or like a jealousy thing, because

1157
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 2: everybody got a laugh from it, and I'm like, I

1158
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: wish I said that because I did know that, And

1159
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: I don't know you.

1160
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: You are intelligent and amazing and you should just start.

1161
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 2: Speaking in your mind. I do know you know what

1162
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: the problem.

1163
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: Is because your dumb little ass lets things like balls

1164
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: in my mouth come out instead of other things. Instead

1165
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: of saying, like the intellectual thoughts you have, you're like

1166
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: balls in my mouth.

1167
00:54:55,600 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 2: Because it's way better. It's way better. No one wants

1168
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 2: another smart person. Everybody wants a clown. That was deep.

1169
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 1: That was literally me when I showed to the party.

1170
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: But when I shoved to a party that I'm in

1171
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,959
Speaker 1: my too, I'm like, they didn't want another hot girl.

1172
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: They wanted a silly girl. Someone made a TikTok that

1173
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: really struck a nerve with me, and they were like

1174
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: I used to in life be like I'm not the

1175
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: hottest girl, but I'm the funniest girl. And then I

1176
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: get on this app and I see the hottest, funniest

1177
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: people in the world, and I'm like, oh, so there's

1178
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: comb there's literally combo meals out there running around, and

1179
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: here I am.

1180
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 2: You can't be both funny and hot. It's not there.

1181
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 2: It's not Yeah, I know. I mean honestly, look at us,

1182
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 2: like we're both touch we're both funny and hot.

1183
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: I don't I would consider myself like pretty and like

1184
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: when I when I put all my driving force into it,

1185
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 1: I could be hot.

1186
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 2: Yeah I agree, And for me agree, yeah, I think

1187
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 2: you're a hot person, okay, and I want to bed you.

1188
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: And for me, everyone calling me hot has done absolutely

1189
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 2: nothing for me. I thought it would be good for me.

1190
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 2: I thought I'd be like, oh, finally like I am attractive,

1191
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 2: but no, like I still think I'm the ugliest.

1192
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: Well now just sets an expectation. The best thing to

1193
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: ever happened to me was Josh's vlogs and seeing how

1194
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 1: fucking ugly I can look on camera and I was like, okay, yeah,

1195
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: I don't have to be hot all the time, Like

1196
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: I am a person.

1197
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1198
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 1: And I was like that was a very humbling and

1199
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: like grounding experience because before that, all the content of

1200
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,919
Speaker 1: me was like stuff I had filmed perfect.

1201
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 2: Angles, yeah, like flighting.

1202
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: And then like there's specifically one clip of me in

1203
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: one of Josh's logs. I was like, I am just

1204
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: a person. Huh, I'm just a super man. I was like,

1205
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: that's like rely sometimes I'm not Carly Jenner. Oh, I

1206
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: am for sure, No Carly Jenner. I'm silly.

1207
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,840
Speaker 2: Who's Carly Jenner? Who the fuck is Carly Jenner? Your mom, bitch,

1208
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 2: There's no one named Carly Jenner, and my mom's name

1209
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: is not Carly Jenner. I'm really confused by this and

1210
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 2: it's starting to irk me. You're so fucking Jenner.

1211
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: Shut up. I think we're fucking done. No, your credit score,

1212
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: oh I had to update my credit score is awesome.

1213
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 1: It's back to normal. Yes, And I just want to

1214
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: say that is further proof that that ship is not

1215
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: fucking real. And guess what to get it back to normal?

1216
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: I didn't pay my goddamn guy in to colleges and

1217
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay it. That's a line they really.

1218
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 2: Someone did leave I'll do it. Someone did leave a comment.

1219
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: I'll do it for free. Someone did leave a comment

1220
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 2: that was like, medical bills don't affect credit scores, and

1221
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 2: I was like, is that true? I didn't go.

1222
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: So it was the gas bill. We paid the gas bill.

1223
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: Finally, the gas bill. Oh my god, we paid the

1224
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 2: gas bill. But we already have one loaded up. We're

1225
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 2: already back on. We're already bullshit, We're backed around one.

1226
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: We could just wait another year.

1227
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: I'm down. I'm down. But also something that we took

1228
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 2: a note of that we didn't talk about. It is

1229
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 2: just knowing a little about a lot. I don't need.

1230
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 2: I don't need to know a lot about anything. I

1231
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: can know a little about everything.

1232
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: The thing is with I don't know if it's like

1233
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: the attention problem in my brain. I don't know what

1234
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: it is, but when people ask me about things, I

1235
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: have no idea what they're talking about. And then if

1236
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: they show me a photo or they show me the

1237
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: thing they're talking about, I'm like, oh my god, I

1238
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: literally love that, Like like so then for the most part,

1239
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: I sound really stupid because someone will mention something to

1240
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: me that I know about and have spoken about, and

1241
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, in that moment, my brain is like it's

1242
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: literally the scene in Spungebob going through all my files,

1243
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: and like what it's pulling up is like not matching

1244
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: a little.

1245
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 2: It's burning.

1246
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about anything, and that's okay. That's

1247
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: what I tell everyone because that builds the standard. It's

1248
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: like what I did in school with having like really

1249
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: shitty grades so that when I pull up with a C,

1250
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, you're working.

1251
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 2: I had a four point two GPA when.

1252
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: I graduated that I'm not kidding. I think I had

1253
00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: like a two point eight.

1254
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was a genius in high school. Sorry, sorry

1255
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 2: about it, Sorry about it.

1256
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: I was just sexy personally, Like I was popular and

1257
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: sexy and you were a nerd.

1258
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: I was a popular loaner. I was a popular loaner.

1259
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: No, we literally both describe ourselves like that's so fucking annoying.

1260
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm like everyone knew like who I was, but like

1261
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: didn't know me.

1262
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 2: Like actually, like I was friends with everybody, but like

1263
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 2: I didn't really fit in with the jobs I didn't

1264
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 2: fit in with, like the like popular kids like.

1265
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: Same, but you could dabble with them if like if

1266
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: you were in a room, I got with them. It

1267
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, I can hang here.

1268
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1269
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: But I was literally people knew I was a needle

1270
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 1: in a haystack. I was like white girl, blue hair, like, yeah,

1271
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: everyone's fucking seen that idiot walking down the hallway. It's

1272
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: like I literally I was begging for attention with my

1273
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: hair colors. I was literally like blue today, pink Tomorrow,

1274
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: Ramona Flowers.

1275
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: Everyone knew who I was because the way I dressed.

1276
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: Oh, because you looked like shit.

1277
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 2: I look like absolute shit. Like there are some fits

1278
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 2: that I threw in high school that I like, boy,

1279
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 2: what the fuck were you thinking? Like I wore overwroll

1280
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,439
Speaker 2: you you.

1281
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,479
Speaker 1: Shout up to school looking bummy as fat.

1282
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 2: I literally looked bummy as something.

1283
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: No, it was serving. I just never wore uniform, and

1284
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: I always wore the same like black skinny jeans with

1285
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: like a random graphic tea. And then I would get

1286
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: yelled at and told to go change, and I wouldn't change.

1287
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: And what I would do was put on a hoodie

1288
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: and I had cut a collar from one of my

1289
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: like uniform T shirts, and I would wear it like

1290
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: a necklace so it looked like I had a uniform

1291
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: shirt under it. And I would do it with graphic

1292
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: T shirts too. I would just like wear the collar

1293
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: there and I'd be like, I am wearing a uniform

1294
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: under this, and they'd be like take it off, and

1295
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm like I can't.

1296
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 1: Or I would wear a hoodie with only a brawl

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01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: under it and they'd be like, you need to take

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01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: that off and I'd be like, I literally can't because

1300
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm naked.

1301
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: So you want to see me naked because lawsuit right.

1302
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: Now I'm doing.

1303
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 2: Literally, that's like some of the most creative shit I've

1304
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 2: ever heard when you When I saw you do that

1305
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 2: collar thing, I was literally blown away. I was like,

1306
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 2: you're a genius. Like everything you do.

1307
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: They don't make enough people like me in our lifetime.

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01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 2: No, literally, like you're a one in a million, You're

1309
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: a one in a billion, you're one in seven.

1310
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: They don't make enough people like me and a life.

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01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 2: The only creative shit I ever did as a kid,

1312
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: when I was like, oh, like I'm the smartest person

1313
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 2: alive is we would have these field days at the

1314
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 2: end of every semester or no, maybe it was at

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01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 2: the end of the year, where like it was no class.

1316
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 2: It was just like running around like doing it was

1317
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 2: basically the Olympics for like school, and like you could

1318
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 2: like buy sodas from concession stand, you could buy that candy,

1319
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 2: like all that shit, and it was just during the

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01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 2: school day, and me and my friends were like, oh,

1321
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 2: like we're about to tear this shit up, so we

1322
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 2: like bought all of the sodas. I like put like

1323
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: fifty dollars down. We bought all of the sodas and

1324
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: they were one dollar each. And I spent fifty dollars

1325
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 2: on sodas. And I bought fifty sodas, and like there

1326
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 2: were no more sodas. So it's like supplying to man,

1327
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 2: mind you, I'm like young as shit, Like I didn't

1328
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 2: know what any of this meant. So you were scamming, entrepreneuring.

1329
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 2: And I bought all of the sodas and flip them

1330
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: for two dollars and I started making my money back.

1331
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: I made like maybe thirty bucks selling sodas because no

1332
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 2: one could buy sodas and so I was the only

1333
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 2: person selling soda, so they had to buy them for

1334
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 2: two dollars. And then my principal caught on and took

1335
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 2: all of the sodas, all of the money made, and

1336
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 2: the fifty dollars I put down that stole from me.

1337
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 2: They stole. Yeah.

1338
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you should have told your parents,

1339
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: but your parents would have been like, bitch, what the fuck.

1340
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 2: Are you doing? Like they're like, you're literally like breaking

1341
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 2: the wall.

1342
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: I just realized. The reason I favor Papa John's is

1343
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: because in my K through eight school, on Wednesdays, they

1344
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: would sell a slice of Papa John's for a dollar

1345
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: after school, and then you could go, oh my god,

1346
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: this fucking meal was a maculate. You would go, you

1347
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: would get a pickled egg or a hot sausage. A

1348
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: hot sausage was a dollar, though a pickled egg was

1349
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: fifty cents, so like you had to ration it. And

1350
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: I would like, on my good days, have two dollars

1351
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: and I would get a fucking slice of cheese pizza,

1352
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: a pickled egg, and like I think it was fago

1353
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: sodas like they were in cans. Yeah, and like I

1354
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: would get the fucking grape flavor. My god, a great

1355
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: flavored soda, Papa John's pickled egg, smash the egg up,

1356
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: bite a hole in the end.

1357
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 2: You lose me and you use your teeth, you like

1358
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 2: you lose me.

1359
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm literally stopped because I'm gonna order those eggs right now.

1360
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 2: I'll try them on the next podcast. But like you

1361
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 2: lose me every time on the pickled egg Like I'm sorry, Like.

1362
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: If you were from I think it's like an East

1363
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Coast thing, like not even just a South thing, but

1364
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,479
Speaker 1: like especially from Florida or Miami, those like pink ass

1365
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: pickled eggs. Pickled eggs are so fucking good. Something about

1366
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: them are deluctable. But hot sausages were a dangerous game.

1367
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: We all knew as kids. We were like, don't leave

1368
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: it out in the sun because like maggots will.

1369
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 2: Start crawling at it.

1370
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: And like that was like I don't know if it

1371
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: was a myth or it was like a true legend,

1372
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: but I would still fuck up a fucking hot sausage.

1373
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, getting a pickled egg and a pickled

1374
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: sausage and like putting it in the same bag and

1375
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: smashing it up.

1376
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 2: That see, I would be down to try that.

1377
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: Oh, Pickled eggs are kind of like to Custard because.

1378
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 2: In and back to Papa John's. Like I used to

1379
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 2: fucking hate Papa John's, but you literally changed my life.

1380
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: You changed my life because now it's the only pizza

1381
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 2: I will eat.

1382
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: It's the only fast food pizza. Exact Ever, I was

1383
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: also having this conversation I don't do pizza. Like someone

1384
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: was like, what's a good place to get pizza? And

1385
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck are you talking about.

1386
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't go out of my way to go get pizza.

1387
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: If I'm going to a restaurant, I want real food.

1388
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 2: Like literally get Papa John's like a normal person.

1389
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I called pizza like an American thing and

1390
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: someone was like it's Italian and I'm like, okay, but

1391
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: like that's americanized to me, like pizza and burgers, that

1392
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: is fast food. Like I am not. I'm not spending

1393
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: good money. I'm not going to a restaurant and buying.

1394
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 2: A burger Like you're a monster.

1395
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, what like you want to if you want to

1396
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: like eat something nasty like a burger, Yeah, you go

1397
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: to McDonald's where they do it, right.

1398
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's exactly, Oh my fucking god, there's the

1399
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 2: two cheeseburgers with the little onions on. It is literally

1400
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 2: the best food I've ever put in my body. I

1401
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 2: will I'm a stand for McDonald's. I will ride, i

1402
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 2: will like a mid chicken.

1403
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: Do you remember on Wednesdays when they would do like

1404
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: the fifty cent burgers. They used to do that, and

1405
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: that was like my dad would buy us like burgers

1406
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: every Wednesday because it was literally fifty cents to feed

1407
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: your child, which is such a steal. They need to

1408
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: bring that back, girl.

1409
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 2: They're putting deer ankles in those burgers for fifty cents,

1410
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 2: the deer ankle Wendy's chicken nuggets.

1411
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: No, it's literally fucking mud pies.

1412
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 2: Like it's not really. They literally go out to the

1413
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 2: cows and they skip the couch and you're like, you

1414
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 2: know what, we're just gonna get the fucking shit piles

1415
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 2: and they scoop them up.

1416
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: But they were so good. But the only thing was

1417
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: the fifty cent like deal. I don't think covered mcchickens

1418
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: and mc chickens is where it's at, like a nice

1419
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: like mayonnaise covered lettuce.

1420
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 2: No, because what are they putting in the mcchickens. They

1421
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 2: are putting the bird pussy in the mcchickens. I swear

1422
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 2: to God the pussy part of the bird. I swear

1423
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 2: to God because them shit's.

1424
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: No, it's it's definitely the titties, because it's like, yeah,

1425
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: it's like nice and like.

1426
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 2: It's the pussy part of it's the thristy, the throat.

1427
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: I saw people saying, I like, can't have a bussy,

1428
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: Like I know.

1429
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 2: All the comments were like nope, and I'm right in your.

1430
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, I can't have a bussy, but I do

1431
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: have a thristy.

1432
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 2: You are the throat goat. Like you are the throat goat.

1433
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 2: Well let's get into media, I guess.

1434
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, the fifty cent burgers were so good and

1435
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: Mike chickens are awesome.

1436
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 2: Dude, the fucking the vagina sandwiches from McDonald's I love those.

1437
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: It was like, what is wrong with you?

1438
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go?

1439
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: Yes? So my songs of the week are Mad Lucas

1440
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: by the Breeders and Driving on Nine by the Breeders,

1441
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: and then ho Problems Bye JT. Money, I'm pretty sure.

1442
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: Let me make sure yeah by JT. Money and then

1443
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: break Out by n E r D that those are

1444
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: those are the four songs I'm willing to give. I'm

1445
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 1: like that, I'm willing to give to you literally three

1446
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: of the most popular songs.

1447
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 2: All okay, Well, my songs are Audio featuring Drake by

1448
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 2: Rome Santos is not kidding.

1449
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 1: Like I've actually gotten PTSD and woken up on a

1450
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: Sunday in my fucking la home and it's Drew shirtless,

1451
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: wiping like the walls down, listening to Odio like I

1452
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 1: was literally.

1453
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 2: That ship like turns me up in a way I

1454
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 2: cannot describe. Then I have been listening to Watermelon Hero

1455
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 2: by Tisa Kurian. Yeah, literally the best song ever.

1456
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: Want to cook?

1457
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 2: And then I I'm just gonna say it. I'm on

1458
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 2: my is It by Chata?

1459
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is? I Baby whoa Baby? Take yo, dude,

1460
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Hearing that song the other day in

1461
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: the car, I hadn't heard it in so long, and

1462
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: it's so good night you like that?

1463
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,759
Speaker 2: That was crazy. But yeah, those are my three songs

1464
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 2: to kto.

1465
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't have any book recommendations. I don't have any. Actually,

1466
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm still watching Better Call Sault, especially since they're filming

1467
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 1: the new season. I'm like, i gotta get through this,

1468
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: and I literally still love Mike and Sol and I'll

1469
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: have sex with both of them. Actually, I don't know

1470
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: what Mike is looking like nowadays, because he was already

1471
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 1: pushing it. He was already pushing it in two thousand

1472
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 1: and eight.

1473
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't consumed any like I'm gonna consume you.

1474
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 2: I haven't consumed. I don't think I've consumed any shows

1475
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 2: that I was like, oh, I need to talk about this,

1476
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 2: or like books.

1477
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: Even I'm trying to anything.

1478
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 2: We've watched a New Earth. I've been I'm rereading for

1479
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 2: the third time. I love that book.

1480
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: We've been watching Sexy Beasts. That show is unreal. That's

1481
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 1: actually such a good show.

1482
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 2: I love it. It's like The Mass Singer, which like, okay,

1483
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,200
Speaker 2: Mass Singer. When it first came out, even for like

1484
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 2: five years, I was like, fuck this show. We are

1485
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 2: going in a very dark direction. I hate everything about

1486
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 2: like like mainstream media right now, Like this is actually evil, yeah,

1487
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 2: and made by the devil. I watched a few of

1488
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,640
Speaker 2: the episodes and I was like, oh my god, this

1489
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:36,759
Speaker 2: is like literally so tailored for like my human monkey

1490
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 2: brain was it literally hits every spot in your brain

1491
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 2: like it does everything right. And I watched like thirty

1492
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 2: episodes with my mom in one night. I remember it's

1493
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 2: the same concept.

1494
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 1: Literally, while you were doing that, I was back in

1495
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,799
Speaker 1: LA and randomly without speaking about it. I also binge

1496
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: watched all the reveals on YouTube for some reason, and

1497
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: I was like, even though I had any rock, I

1498
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 1: was like, what the hell to paid was under there?

1499
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, and that's our media of the week. That's

1500
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: our episode of the week. Come back next week. We'll

1501
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: be here for the rest of time, or maybe one

1502
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,640
Speaker 1: day you'll come and look at us and we're in

1503
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,640
Speaker 1: a big, fancy studio and you'll think to yourself for

1504
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 1: it with all.

1505
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 2: The time, I want that edit in six months when

1506
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 2: we have our studio.

1507
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,639
Speaker 1: If we get there. Also, stop being surprised that every

1508
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: week there's an episode. That's what a podcast is.

1509
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, I guess surprising damn three videos

1510
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 2: in a month.

1511
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, guys, like, why are you acting

1512
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: like this is a shocker. Yeah, I'm like, stop being surprised.

1513
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: This is what a podcast is. As if the last

1514
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: podcast did it die?

1515
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I'm in my Fisherman core.

1516
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: Okay, girl, bye my Fisherman era. We'll see you next week.

1517
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 2: Oh stinky

1518
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: Sh