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Speaker 1: A disturbing press release just came out today. It's brooken

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Wow, man disturbed enough for this song?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think so, because I know we always talk about

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Speaker 1: food innovations and food mashups. Yeah, normally it's a positive thing.

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Speaker 1: And maybe I'm just being cynical old Jeff when I

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Speaker 1: first read this this morning, thinking well, this is the

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Speaker 1: end of civilization as.

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Speaker 3: We know it.

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Speaker 1: Here it is, I'm encouraging all my co hosts to

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Speaker 1: disagree with me. Here be the glass half full. Types

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Speaker 1: put a positive spin on it. But KFC just announced

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Speaker 1: a new menu item combining fried chicken with pizza called

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Speaker 1: Cheezza Cheza.

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Speaker 2: I mean the name I'm here for.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you that it's got cheat.

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Speaker 1: In the name though.

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Speaker 2: Oh they using the fried chicken as the cross.

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Speaker 3: According to.

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Speaker 1: It's made from two fried chicken filets which are then

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Speaker 1: topped with the marinair sauce, mozzarella, cheese, and pepperoni.

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Speaker 3: And it's just chicken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it chicken parm with some pepperonium. I mean, I

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Speaker 2: love a good chicken par get behind this.

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Speaker 1: Most pizza places can't do a good pizza though, Like

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Speaker 1: what makes you think that KFC.

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Speaker 3: Is able to pull it off.

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Speaker 2: True, it's delicious, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Well, look, they did this over in the Philippines in

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen and it was a huge hit.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: No, they expanded it to Taiwan and Korea, Thailand, Germany,

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Speaker 1: and Spain.

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Speaker 3: Among others. They did it.

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Speaker 1: For a whole decade around the world, and now it's

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Speaker 1: finally come in to the USA.

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Speaker 2: A decade of research that people love this and you're

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Speaker 2: still hating.

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Speaker 3: On it from every different like culture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say it's bigger than their other mashup

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Speaker 1: novelty items because this chizza became so popular. They're not

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Speaker 1: just bringing it here, They're actually opening up a handful

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Speaker 1: of KFC cheezzareas chicken pizza stores. That's how confident that

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Speaker 1: they are that Americans are gonna love cheezza that much.

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Speaker 2: Tell you, I'm looking at a picture of the cheats

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Speaker 2: a Rhea and there their slogan. Maybe they could work

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Speaker 2: on It's not pizza, It's Cheezza. The confused that how

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Speaker 2: many people in the boardroom did it take to come

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Speaker 2: up with that?

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Speaker 1: The store looks like it's the front for some sort

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Speaker 1: of like drug operation.

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Speaker 3: It definitely is.

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Speaker 2: Going to be in the Breaking Bad sequel if it

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Speaker 2: looks like that, for sure.

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Speaker 4: The next slogan is it's not drugs, it's food.

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Speaker 3: Getting ready for a mouthful of Chezza.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get ready for a throatful of the shot collar.

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Speaker 1: Question of the day of our own digital Jake, give.

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Speaker 3: It to us. You're always looking? Did you four know

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Speaker 3: that today is National Inconvenience Yourself Day?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, we're really good at this.

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Speaker 3: It's actually perfect because I've always dreamed of opening up

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Speaker 3: my own inconvenience.

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Speaker 4: Store the opposite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a seven eleven, but it's only open

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Speaker 3: for seven minutes and eleven seconds on Tuesdays, and all

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Speaker 3: payments have to be written as personal checks. O God,

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Speaker 3: no park, So in honor of my future inconvenience store. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Today you'll be quizzed on the top twenty items purchased

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Speaker 3: at seven elevens across the country in a special edition

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Speaker 3: of blenty of twenty, and I'll convenience you a little bit.

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Speaker 3: There's a helpful hint. Not all the items on this

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Speaker 3: list are going to be food for We drew a

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Speaker 3: name out of a hat earlier and Alexis, You're first

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Speaker 3: top twenty most popular things for purchase out of seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: I mean you said not all food, and like when

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Speaker 2: I go in to gasshes because I'm on always somewhere

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Speaker 3: Stuff like we should get alcohol for this, you know,

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Speaker 3: I know we stopped that. It's not bad. I have

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Speaker 3: alcohol my list, Alexis, I need you to be more

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Speaker 3: specific about a type of alcohol that's a I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: go beer. Beer did not make the top twenty save one.

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Speaker 3: No beer on my list here. There is one alcohol

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Speaker 3: in the list. Brook, You're up next.

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Speaker 4: You go to to Steer.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm actually gonna go to non alcoholic beverages and

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Speaker 2: do their iconic slurpy.

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Speaker 3: So slurpies number fourteen. I'm gonna include slurpees, damn big gulps,

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Speaker 3: any large that comes from a fountain there, number fourteen

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Speaker 3: on the listiculator, Jose, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean just everywhere that sells us. I feel like it's successful.

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Speaker 4: At a coffee coffee, did.

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Speaker 2: They have so many creamer options? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually the whole coffee Yeah coffee number eleven on my Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Jose Is saved Jeffery Europe.

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Speaker 1: I know I go there mainly for lubric show me

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Speaker 1: motor oyl Jake, what did you think?

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for your car. Motor oil is number thirteen on

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Speaker 3: the list. Specifically, jeff I'm sure you know the five

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Speaker 3: W thirties the most popular brand of motor Brooke. We're

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Speaker 3: back to you, Alexis is already out and the number

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Speaker 3: one answer is still on the board.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say lottery tickets.

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Speaker 3: A lottery tickets. That's number twelve on the Jose You're up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, man, I'm going into stoner maxim mode. And what

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Speaker 4: do I get when I'm in character?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What chip?

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Speaker 3: Chipipsunchies number eighteen on the list. Jalapeno Kettle Style are

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Speaker 3: the best sellers at seven.

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Speaker 2: Eleven, the kettle Style anything.

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Speaker 3: The entire top ten is still on the Boarder back

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Speaker 3: to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: When I'm just trying to visualize the story, it's like

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Speaker 1: four aisles of candies and snacks, and then there's the

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Speaker 1: one random corner of random crap.

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Speaker 3: That's where I would get like my.

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Speaker 1: One ply toilet paper to brook Hall. So give me

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Speaker 1: one ply toilet paper, chicks.

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Speaker 3: One ply number fifteen on the list. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 3: don't have the most popular ply or brand, but toilet

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Speaker 3: tissue is number fifteen. We're back to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe it hasn't been said.

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Speaker 2: Smells so good when you walk in those hot dogs.

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Speaker 3: Hot dogs number sixteen on the list. You guys are

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Speaker 3: just dotting the teens up here. Back to you the

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Speaker 3: top ten.

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Speaker 4: I gotta cose here man Reese's Peanut butter cups.

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Speaker 3: Reese's Peanut butter Cups is not the candy I was

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Speaker 3: looking for.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: There's still a candy on the board. There's still an

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Speaker 3: alcohol on the board, but not the ones I'm looking for. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: it's down to you and Brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know they don't have a wide selection of this,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes Bagel when I'm driving by needs his seven

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Speaker 1: to eleven dog.

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Speaker 3: Treats, Dog Tree dog treats. It did not make the

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Speaker 3: top twenty. That means Brook, you're our winner of plenty

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Speaker 3: of plenty today. Let's go over the lists here, you guys.

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Speaker 3: Miss Number one on the list was water. It was

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Speaker 3: a bottle of water. Actuallyjose, I thought you were going

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Speaker 3: this when you were talking about stoner max a big lighter.

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Speaker 3: Number two, Yeah, phone charger, iPhone cable was three. A

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Speaker 3: dozen eggs and doughnuts rounded out the top five. The

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Speaker 3: kt I was looking for would have taken gummy worms

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Speaker 3: or bears on the rollers out there. Burritos are tiketos.

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Speaker 3: Number seven, We got energy drinks. Wine was the alcohol?

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Speaker 3: Your sevent year old Chardonay, Hostess cupcakes, gaz Mini buns,

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Speaker 3: good chips was on there. You got that. Newspapers was

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Speaker 3: number nineteen and gatorade was number twenty. That was plenty

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Speaker 3: of plenty.

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Speaker 2: We missed my gas station days.

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Speaker 1: What comes out on top for the convenience store items?

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Speaker 1: So she gets to choose you get shot today. They'll

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Speaker 1: be singing snappy Old Fingers by Little John.

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Speaker 2: Alexis was terrible out on the first one.

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Speaker 3: You deserve it. I was shocker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stack your fingers, do your step.

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Speaker 3: You can do it all by yourself. Let it.

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Speaker 1: Shot. Colic question of the day, We got your phonetown

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Speaker 1: coming up in just.

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Speaker 3: A few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Was freaking Jeffrey in the morning.