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Speaker 1: You dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. So. My

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Speaker 1: boss is you know, real pain in the kind of

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Speaker 1: guy right, always in your business, always trying to follow

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Speaker 1: up with, you know, just everything. You can't get stuff

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Speaker 1: done because he's always looking over your shoulder, right, he's

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Speaker 1: always got to be in it. Michael managing. So I

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Speaker 1: one time decided that I was going to take care

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Speaker 1: of this business because, uh, we had a meeting coming

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Speaker 1: up and we needed to be you know, on this stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to get this guy out of my

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Speaker 1: hair and get some free time, you know, because he

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Speaker 1: just wouldn't let it go. So I managed to slip

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Speaker 1: some I slipped something into his coffee. Let me cut

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Speaker 1: to the chase. There something in his coffee. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a laxative. Put the laxative in there, and

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Speaker 1: he didn't know, and it all went and he went

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Speaker 1: and drank the stuff and he was fine. And we

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Speaker 1: go into the meeting, right and we're about halfway into

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Speaker 1: the meeting and he just bolts. He's got to get

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Speaker 1: up and out of there, like boris clam open the

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Speaker 1: knees out the door. Everybody's looking around like what what's

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Speaker 1: going on? And I kind of said, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll handle this, and I step up and

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Speaker 1: I do the thing, and I finish out the meeting.

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Speaker 1: I get everything closed up. People are like cool, cool,

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Speaker 1: that was nice. And we finished a half hour early.

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Speaker 1: So then I had, you know, a half hour time

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Speaker 1: where the boss was just nowhere to be found. Well,

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Speaker 1: he was somewhere to be found. He was in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: It's the bathroom the whole time. So this just kind

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Speaker 1: of left us with this nice opportunity to just chill

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Speaker 1: for about thirty minutes. Nice. So are you gonna use

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Speaker 1: laxative every time you need a break? Well, maybe not

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Speaker 1: every time, because you know, I don't want to hurt

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Speaker 1: the guy I want to. I don't want to in trouble.

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Speaker 1: But I've done it again since then. I couldn't do

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Speaker 1: it like right away, but it's about two weeks later

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Speaker 1: and we didn't have a media or anything, nothing important.

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Speaker 1: But I just needed a little break, right, So I

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Speaker 1: did it again, and he bang, he's got to get out.

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Speaker 1: He gets out of there, and you know, got a

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Speaker 1: little time to talk to a new friend of mine

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Speaker 1: over in it, and she was pretty good. It's pretty

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Speaker 1: good time there what nobody was around you? So you

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Speaker 1: can flirt with a chick. That's the secret. Heay. You know,

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Speaker 1: a little freedom, a little time, a little space. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I should say, woman, chick's not appropriate,

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Speaker 1: you know, but it just you know, you can't do

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Speaker 1: it all the time. I don't want to get him

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Speaker 1: hurt or anything. But you know, it frees us up

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Speaker 1: for little things now and again. Wow, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling you. It's your dirty little secret. Hey, no problem,

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Speaker 1: have it going. What's your dirty little secret.