WEBVTT - Me And Your Baby Getting Married

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after today's Strawberry letter, the subject I cheated

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<v Speaker 1>twice and had three outside children. Lord, all right, but

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<v Speaker 1>right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got, king of pranks? Me and your baby

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<v Speaker 1>getting married? How y'all like that? I say, it's strong enough,

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<v Speaker 1>me and your baby getting married? Here it is running. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to read Mr. Yes, Mr, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the right first. Hey, listen, what I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do Mr Richards is called and introduce myself to

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<v Speaker 1>you and let you know who I was. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jeff Jell and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to, um, let you know that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very very interested in you. And I know it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy for you to get a phone call for me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to you know. I just wanted to do the

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<v Speaker 1>man thing and just reach out to your man and

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what

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<v Speaker 1>what what my name is? Jef Jell Okay, Jeff, Jeff listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

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<v Speaker 1>never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else about what it's been like

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<v Speaker 1>about five close to six months that me and Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>being you know, going out, you know, up here at

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<v Speaker 1>the school. But what I wanted to do is tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really really interested in Mary. You know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>I really do want Christa to be my wife. Well again,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of you before, and my daughter has

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<v Speaker 1>never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter is in Gold school. I understand that. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we you know, it's been you know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>been you know, a little back and forth or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know the main thing is me and Kristal really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we really we really do love each other. Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would

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<v Speaker 1>have told me that she was in love with someone,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what you know, and maybe it's a

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<v Speaker 1>situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little

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<v Speaker 1>uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. My daughter can talk to me about anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk every day, right right? You like you, I

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<v Speaker 1>talked to my daughter every day? Your daughter? And how

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<v Speaker 1>old is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on, woman, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you said your daughter was fifteen, right right right? How

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<v Speaker 1>old are you? I'm for the six forty six, forty

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<v Speaker 1>six years old? You want to man, my twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter. He let me say this right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little shock at first about the age

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<v Speaker 1>difference between us, but you get you know what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay and I understand that. But what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to explain to you, man, is that it comes of time. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Love just love is love. Man, And you've been locked

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<v Speaker 1>up on parole at the University on work releasing that

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Christal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me at the Blue Doughter. Look, man, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never work. I got a lot of work on my

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<v Speaker 1>damn desk and you're calling me telling me you uh,

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<v Speaker 1>former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you

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<v Speaker 1>damn it, my you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do is I need to talk to Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell I need to do. Hey, And I understand that

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<v Speaker 1>Mrs You was probably gonna I want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>and I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to explain to you is that, man, little ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened. Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>love me, I love huh and and it is what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I just wanted to try to get your

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<v Speaker 1>blessings on this. Love still, man, he gonna marry my daughter? Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter's been a private school. I love damn life.

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<v Speaker 1>She was on the do all four years of college

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<v Speaker 1>and she's going to grad school and you're gonna man

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. You man, you're working me. Miss I understand

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<v Speaker 1>that what I'm what I'm trying to explain to you

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<v Speaker 1>that you know what, Man, sometimes I love is right

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<v Speaker 1>the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out

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<v Speaker 1>with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just called you. It's a little the culinary experienced.

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<v Speaker 1>Cry got to doing, dude, But the hell an't you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about its? Look? Look, look, look, I gotta talk

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<v Speaker 1>to my daughter. I'm gonna talk Crystal, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find out what the hell is going on because look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand all. Let I understand what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>What I want to say to you is just right here,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna eat low and make sure that we can

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<v Speaker 1>look at him. You ain't doing a thing with my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter unless it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call my daughter final you really are lost

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<v Speaker 1>your mind. You just think your old jail bird, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be Mary and my daughter. My thought. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a future. You know, ain't got that's wrong with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna sit there and go back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>But you miss me and Crystal getting married. That will

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<v Speaker 1>not happen under any circumstances. What you think the circumstances

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<v Speaker 1>are me and Crystal getting married. That's it, not a

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<v Speaker 1>little man, I don't know what you think. You just

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<v Speaker 1>long with you know what it's gotta be. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing I need to say, and then me

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<v Speaker 1>and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down

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<v Speaker 1>there and tell you exactly what's going on in our

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<v Speaker 1>life right now. You got to say to me, are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Yes? You go to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to say this. That is nephew Tommy from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal and her boyfriend outside my job and let people

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me like I'm crazy, and your baby girl

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to put a smile on your face. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, what is what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean the baddest radio show in the land

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<v Speaker 1>the steam Harvey Morning shown. You got to shake up somebody, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. You shook it up, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're gonna get. You played too much. It

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<v Speaker 1>could happen though. You all really think I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>my ask one day? Yes, as show as you shot,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a guaranteed. Say it against as show as you shot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you happen to be with me, then what well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let to ask for him go down for

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<v Speaker 1>a little while so I can make sure that what

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<v Speaker 1>it's about. What about your team? Is that team? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me I'm gonna be there with you. I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>there with you because you're gonna need somebody to get

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<v Speaker 1>your tape. This whole damn thing video. I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of JA being in a fight Steve all day, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just got j Wait stop j will whoop your ass?

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<v Speaker 1>J N Like shut up? Just shut up, shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen, uh tak you nephew. Coming up next

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<v Speaker 1>is my Strawberry letters subject that heated, cheated twice and

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<v Speaker 1>had three outside children. WHOA will be right back with

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<v Speaker 1>the letter right after this