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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter, the subject I cheated

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Speaker 1: twice and had three outside children. Lord, all right, but

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got, king of pranks? Me and your baby

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Speaker 1: getting married? How y'all like that? I say, it's strong enough,

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Speaker 1: me and your baby getting married? Here it is running. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to read Mr. Yes, Mr, how you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got the right first. Hey, listen, what I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do Mr Richards is called and introduce myself to

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Speaker 1: you and let you know who I was. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jeff Jell and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh

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Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,

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Speaker 1: and I want to, um, let you know that I'm

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Speaker 1: very very interested in you. And I know it's kind

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Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for me,

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Speaker 1: but I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I

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Speaker 1: want to you know. I just wanted to do the

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Speaker 1: man thing and just reach out to your man and

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Speaker 1: say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your

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Speaker 1: daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what

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Speaker 1: what what my name is? Jef Jell Okay, Jeff, Jeff listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

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Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else about what it's been like

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Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Crystal

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Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at

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Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell

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Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in Mary. You know, I want

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Speaker 1: I really do want Christa to be my wife. Well again,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of you before, and my daughter has

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Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.

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Speaker 1: My daughter is in Gold school. I understand that. And

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Speaker 1: you know, we you know, it's been you know, we've

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Speaker 1: been you know, a little back and forth or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But you know the main thing is me and Kristal really,

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Speaker 1: you know, we really we really do love each other. Mr.

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Speaker 1: I wanna, but if you love my daughter, she would

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Speaker 1: have told me that she was in love with someone,

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Speaker 1: but you know what you know, and maybe it's a

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Speaker 1: situation where Christa is like a little maybe a little

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Speaker 1: uneasy about talking to you about it. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. My daughter can talk to me about anything.

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Speaker 1: We talk every day, right right? You like you, I

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Speaker 1: talked to my daughter every day? Your daughter? And how

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Speaker 1: old is your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold hold on, woman, Man,

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Speaker 1: you said your daughter was fifteen, right right right? How

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Speaker 1: old are you? I'm for the six forty six, forty

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Speaker 1: six years old? You want to man, my twenty five

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Speaker 1: year old daughter. He let me say this right here.

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Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know,

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Speaker 1: I was a little shock at first about the age

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Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay and I understand that. But what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to explain to you, man, is that it comes of time. Man,

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Speaker 1: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man,

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Speaker 1: Love just love is love. Man, And you've been locked

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Speaker 1: up on parole at the University on work releasing that

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Speaker 1: my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man,

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Speaker 1: Christal is just a beautiful person. Man. Hold on. Man,

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Speaker 1: you calling me at the Blue Doughter. Look, man, I'll

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Speaker 1: never work. I got a lot of work on my

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Speaker 1: damn desk and you're calling me telling me you uh,

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Speaker 1: former gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty

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Speaker 1: five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you

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Speaker 1: damn it, my you want to marry my daughter. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I

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Speaker 1: need to do is I need to talk to Crystal

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Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the

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Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, And I understand that

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Speaker 1: Mrs You was probably gonna I want to talk to

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Speaker 1: and I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is that, man, little ain't

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Speaker 1: got no limit. Man, It's just something that happened. Crystal

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Speaker 1: love me, I love huh and and it is what

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Speaker 1: it is. I just wanted to try to get your

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Speaker 1: blessings on this. Love still, man, he gonna marry my daughter? Now.

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Speaker 1: My daughter's been a private school. I love damn life.

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Speaker 1: She was on the do all four years of college

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Speaker 1: and she's going to grad school and you're gonna man

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Speaker 1: my daughter. You man, you're working me. Miss I understand

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Speaker 1: that what I'm what I'm trying to explain to you

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Speaker 1: that you know what, Man, sometimes I love is right

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Speaker 1: the second time around. You understand what I'm saying. What

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Speaker 1: the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out

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Speaker 1: with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,

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Speaker 1: it's just called you. It's a little the culinary experienced.

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Speaker 1: Cry got to doing, dude, But the hell an't you

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Speaker 1: talking about its? Look? Look, look, look, I gotta talk

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Speaker 1: to my daughter. I'm gonna talk Crystal, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: find out what the hell is going on because look, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you.

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Speaker 1: And I understand all. Let I understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: What I want to say to you is just right here,

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Speaker 1: Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna eat low and make sure that we can

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Speaker 1: look at him. You ain't doing a thing with my

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Speaker 1: daughter unless it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing

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Speaker 1: I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my daughter final you really are lost

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Speaker 1: your mind. You just think your old jail bird, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Mary and my daughter. My thought. It's not

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Speaker 1: a future. You know, ain't got that's wrong with us.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit there and go back and forth.

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Speaker 1: But you miss me and Crystal getting married. That will

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Speaker 1: not happen under any circumstances. What you think the circumstances

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Speaker 1: are me and Crystal getting married. That's it, not a

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Speaker 1: little man, I don't know what you think. You just

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Speaker 1: long with you know what it's gotta be. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, and then me

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Speaker 1: and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down

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Speaker 1: there and tell you exactly what's going on in our

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Speaker 1: life right now. You got to say to me, are

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Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yes? You go to me. I

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Speaker 1: got to say this. That is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter,

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Speaker 1: Crystal and her boyfriend outside my job and let people

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Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy, and your baby girl

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Speaker 1: just wanted to put a smile on your face. Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land

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Speaker 1: the steam Harvey Morning shown. You got to shake up somebody, Daddy.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You shook it up, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna get. You played too much. It

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Speaker 1: could happen though. You all really think I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: my ask one day? Yes, as show as you shot,

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Speaker 1: that's a guaranteed. Say it against as show as you shot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you happen to be with me, then what well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let to ask for him go down for

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Speaker 1: a little while so I can make sure that what

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Speaker 1: it's about. What about your team? Is that team? Tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm gonna be there with you. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: there with you because you're gonna need somebody to get

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Speaker 1: your tape. This whole damn thing video. I've never heard

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Speaker 1: of JA being in a fight Steve all day, but

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Speaker 1: I just got j Wait stop j will whoop your ass?

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Speaker 1: J N Like shut up? Just shut up, shut up?

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, uh tak you nephew. Coming up next

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Speaker 1: is my Strawberry letters subject that heated, cheated twice and

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Speaker 1: had three outside children. WHOA will be right back with

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Speaker 1: the letter right after this