WEBVTT - Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger)

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>we listen, we're cool man. I bought. I bought a

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<v Speaker 1>budget room. I also stopped playing jerseys when he told me,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of Rattails,

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<v Speaker 1>but put it on home man chips in your US

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<v Speaker 1>racists money stuff. I can't tell me. All I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do is a zoom zoom zoom and my boom boom. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomen whole episode of My Mama told me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say I hate direction effects beginning

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<v Speaker 1>and listen as a big teddy Riley guy. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say. The podcast where we the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theories and we finally work to prove that little Wayne

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<v Speaker 1>snapped off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved

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<v Speaker 1>in America. That's right. It's that whatever juice came out

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of that snapped off dreadlock, it started

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<v Speaker 1>to dissipate. It goes off into the air and out

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<v Speaker 1>into the air, and it's infecting our brains. One of

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<v Speaker 1>them dreadlocks snap off around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me that's not connected to where things have gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm looking at the timeline. Yeah, damn, yeah, yeah damn.

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<v Speaker 1>That was heavily that was That was a natty dreadlock.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit, that shit, that's bad dreadlocks. Yeah, that shit

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<v Speaker 1>hit absorbed all kinds of essences. Come on, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the dreadlock snapping off. This is bad. Yeah, that's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I like that one. I think that's very reasonable.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, well, I'm like Sucarment and I'm David

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<v Speaker 1>Boy and I we can't. We can't talk about snapped

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<v Speaker 1>off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off,

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<v Speaker 1>but as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have

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<v Speaker 1>remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You

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<v Speaker 1>know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda

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<v Speaker 1>on the the hit Insecure, truly every one's favorite character

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<v Speaker 1>from that show. I don't think I meet a single

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<v Speaker 1>individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you

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<v Speaker 1>said throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new show called So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it, Give it up for our guests, mister Tristan

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Wingero. Hell, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How

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<v Speaker 1>y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And for the record, my mom does have one of

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<v Speaker 1>my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book

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<v Speaker 1>of mine. Wow, y'all. But when I was younger, my

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<v Speaker 1>mom I had I had a ducktail in the back

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<v Speaker 1>and it was very long, and then I had to

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<v Speaker 1>cut it off in order to get into this program

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<v Speaker 1>in school, but she kept it. First of all, racist

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<v Speaker 1>it off. Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And some little tails those ain't long hair. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a rat tail. And you get to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, I got long hair. You have one

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<v Speaker 1>on the Cosby show. Yeah, you have a rat tail.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was. It was. It was a cool hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that bad Boy was long. It was about

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<v Speaker 1>ten damn really, and that's very improgressive. And I want

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<v Speaker 1>to congratulate you and your mother for maintaining uh ten

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<v Speaker 1>inches of rat tail? Yeah? How often did you have

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<v Speaker 1>to get it rebraided? She would rebraided about once? Agree,

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<v Speaker 1>because it only took like, what five minutes she would

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<v Speaker 1>press it to get it at its maximum length, and

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest, I'm bringing it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say, whoa, you're going you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like a dude? Who? Who does that again?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make you feel s Just I don't know how else

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<v Speaker 1>to say. You're just gonna be because you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a man? Who here? I don't think so, big dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Jacob pretty washed here, right, James niggas are

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<v Speaker 1>walking around with free form hair like it's just him

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<v Speaker 1>and the weekend, and the weekend was like I give up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's also Canadian? Uh tresl and we we you came

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<v Speaker 1>to us today. This is our behavior the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got to figure out how you gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>it through. You came to us today with a conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theory that that we both got excited about. You said,

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<v Speaker 1>my mama told me flu shots aren't actually tracking chips,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely absolute. I mean, it's just they make they You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this season comes around every single year, and every single

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<v Speaker 1>year there are millions of people born in the United States, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you get everybody on board, to get

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<v Speaker 1>everybody on the same page so you know exactly where

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<v Speaker 1>they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are

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<v Speaker 1>tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in

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<v Speaker 1>every day on them, but no one's logging in as

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<v Speaker 1>an infant. No one is logging in at three months old.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions

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<v Speaker 1>except that you want some milk from your mother. So

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<v Speaker 1>they've got to find some way to track individuals in

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<v Speaker 1>this country in what other way than by giving people

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<v Speaker 1>flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at

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<v Speaker 1>all times. We gotta keep tracking these motherfuckers like we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta know where everybody is and how you do that? Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>funk flex nose. He's going in funk flex nos. So,

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<v Speaker 1>just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing you correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>you are you are a believer of this. This isn't

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<v Speaker 1>just a thing you're you're passive inside. If you're like

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<v Speaker 1>no flu shots, try device as hell. Yeah, well listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you know a lot of people believe this. Um. This

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<v Speaker 1>is just something that I was told. This is like politics,

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<v Speaker 1>get that TV money, all right? I like that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>people even looked side to side like you had a

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<v Speaker 1>crowd there. This was good. They're good people on both

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<v Speaker 1>sides this issue. No, everybody buys sneakers, yeah, everybody, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people

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<v Speaker 1>believe that they don't want to get sick every year,

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<v Speaker 1>and so you know, sometimes they go to their local

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<v Speaker 1>drug store and they get a little shot in the

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<v Speaker 1>arm and it's done. Yeah, And okay, I guess my

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<v Speaker 1>next question is when was your last flu shot? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you a flu shot guy? Are you? Are you not?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like no, I'll never get a flu shot whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like? They'll never find me? Man? Who's on

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<v Speaker 1>TV every week. I can't say that they that I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever received said flu shot. Yeah, I can't to be speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember when exactly I've I've had one of

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<v Speaker 1>these flu shots. Yeah, I um, my memory only goes

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<v Speaker 1>as far back as I can remember. I can only

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<v Speaker 1>remember back to about this second grade and so I

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<v Speaker 1>was about six, and as far as I can remember,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember getting the flu shot six. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I I can't remember. I can't recall. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that are you in the place now where you're like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is like are you trying to propagate this or are

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<v Speaker 1>you like? No, this is just for me and people

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<v Speaker 1>will figure it out on there. Are you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like? Where are you in the In the

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<v Speaker 1>championing of the ideas, there are a lot of things

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<v Speaker 1>that I championed. Um, I champion just love for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion

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<v Speaker 1>multi vitamins, I take a powdered version of them mixed

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<v Speaker 1>with water. I championed one of the other things that

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<v Speaker 1>I was told when I was young that I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>follow as never to leave home without a jacket, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know how you're gonna be out, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one

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<v Speaker 1>of those on, so you know. And whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>people choose to understand and and heed my advice, that

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<v Speaker 1>is una. So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say

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<v Speaker 1>what blood? Oh crap? Yeah, that's right. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Makes me wish I could dig back my

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<v Speaker 1>last fucking yeah. No, I'm I'm sold. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>I got it when I got boosted like a mark.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this, this kind of control, this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this man's too goddamn good for their for their not

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<v Speaker 1>to be some legitimacy to the presentation. Here's my question

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<v Speaker 1>to you, like, when was your last flu shot? Uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. So here's here's a honest to

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<v Speaker 1>god true is that when I was in college, I

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<v Speaker 1>signed up for the like experimental flu shots because I

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<v Speaker 1>needed the money. Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds good to me, sounds like me and the

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<v Speaker 1>bitch is going to win these or for the whole car. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, y'all, it's on me tonight, shakes for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my

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<v Speaker 1>if if if in fact, what is being presented is true,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with

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<v Speaker 1>with microchips. Just yeah, I had a good because like

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<v Speaker 1>so okay, So here's what we're saying on a base level, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it would mean that the microchip doesn't last forever, right, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>it needs to be right re up to every now

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<v Speaker 1>and again. That's what that's what that would be the

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<v Speaker 1>basis of why we have to do it every year,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you know you get updates for your phone and

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<v Speaker 1>all of your mobile devices. There are software updates, there

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<v Speaker 1>are improvements. We have advancements and computer technologies. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>even when we look at you know, cars that are

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<v Speaker 1>coming out now with over the air updates. You know, Bluetooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>have air pods and a lot of people will have

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<v Speaker 1>like Bluetooth here phones. People are sticking with the wired

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<v Speaker 1>joints because they provide a great audio through the microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>What who are you right now? Exactly? I keep a chord.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep a chord case in point. And so in

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<v Speaker 1>order to get the people who are unable to cut

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<v Speaker 1>the chords, say to speak, you know, those those flu

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<v Speaker 1>shots have to be updated regularly, damn. And so those

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<v Speaker 1>of us that that have been caught tricked into into

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<v Speaker 1>sort of re upping are just re upping technology for

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<v Speaker 1>for our own tracking? Are we? Is the argument here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to be clear, is the argument here

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<v Speaker 1>that the flu shot otherwise has zero function, that it

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<v Speaker 1>truly is just like or they like, yeah, here's a

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<v Speaker 1>flu shot that's gonna help your body. But although got you,

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<v Speaker 1>we we got you. Well, so you know there there

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<v Speaker 1>there are lots of um a different type, so vitamins

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<v Speaker 1>and medications that have multiple resources in them. Like for example,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's this new medication called ozempic that is for diabetics, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that was the primary function of it. But one

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<v Speaker 1>of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are using it for weight loss. And so

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<v Speaker 1>you said, everybody on the on the oscars was on ozempic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is another theory that you don't have time

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about today. Also, you don't have to call

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<v Speaker 1>them theories. This is a safe place almost. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a fact. Every single last one of those people on

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<v Speaker 1>that stage were on o Zempic. There was a pre

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<v Speaker 1>party sponsored by Zempic. I ain't playing there were there

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<v Speaker 1>were There was a pre party hosted and um presented

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<v Speaker 1>by Ozempic, doctor Ozempic himself. Finally, all my children and

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<v Speaker 1>are amongst me and presented them my awards, my sunken

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<v Speaker 1>cheeks children. And that's exactly why. Uh. And Jamie Lee Curtis,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think her thing wash was bad bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>She she had like those gut issues, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>she did the uh the yogurt activia. Oh yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna should yourself be the way. Come on, have some

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<v Speaker 1>of these hes gonna come out? The truth set you free? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she just needed them shuffled around a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we might be ready to throw to a break.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we do that, let's let's ask one final question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious to know. Do you feel like should we

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<v Speaker 1>find out that these tracking systems are placed in our

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<v Speaker 1>body that that we are, in fact me track through

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<v Speaker 1>these microchips. Is there something that we can do about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or there is this just there? It is they got

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<v Speaker 1>as boom goes to dynamite. Well, I mean the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that a lot of people are doing these days, they're

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<v Speaker 1>consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically, specifically the purple Gatorade.

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<v Speaker 1>He lives in my apartment. Bro okay, because the purple one,

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<v Speaker 1>as we all know, and this is not a theory,

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<v Speaker 1>goes right through the bloodstream. It's got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>calcium in it. Grow the sky. I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that there's anything else that needs to be said.

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<v Speaker 1>Purple gatorade does a lot for me. We're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>a break. We'll be back with more trist than Jay

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<v Speaker 1>Winger and more. My mama told me, because good feel

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<v Speaker 1>good and you sing good and make love good. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back. We have young King Tristan Ja Winger dropping bombs,

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<v Speaker 1>drops the truth. Tell you idiots to truth. You've been

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<v Speaker 1>looking for truth? Here it is here. It is nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I didn't even mean to put that one on.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the wrong one, and I ain't planning. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how excited I am about this young man who's no,

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<v Speaker 1>what don't even listen to me that you're maning because

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<v Speaker 1>you're somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that

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<v Speaker 1>flu shot. If I could take back one thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the last year now more than anything else. Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>you a flu shot every year? Guy? Is that okay?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I got it. Made me think it was

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<v Speaker 1>rich people should to do, because I was already like

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<v Speaker 1>the way you just bitched. It was like you had

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<v Speaker 1>to save up for your big flu shot triannually. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not giannularly. You could try it. You take it three

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<v Speaker 1>times a year. I meant every three years. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's that that same thing that biannually suffers from.

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<v Speaker 1>Bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those

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<v Speaker 1>is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to it's hard to set up a recurring event.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is, no, I was I was bro I

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<v Speaker 1>was off the grid all the flu shot. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have health insurance from like I left home at seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmm, and I started doing I didn't have health

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<v Speaker 1>insurance for like fourteen years. So there's a huge gap.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my Jesus time. They don't know where years Yeah doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>not once? Good for you. A couple of couple couple

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<v Speaker 1>uh couple emergency room visits that you know you have

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<v Speaker 1>legal idea? Who who owes those bills? You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at all. Prison.

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<v Speaker 1>How how often are you consulting with the medical I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can probably already tell I, I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>have a I have I have a cabinet where I

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<v Speaker 1>have lots of different teas to Basil leaves, does a

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<v Speaker 1>lot for us if you are I don't know, basil

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<v Speaker 1>leaves and ginger and old bay seasoning, all bay seasoning, exactly,

0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.400
<v Speaker 1>all bay seasoning right there, right next to the gingerrel.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he's got some ecchanation then, absolutely absolutely ecchanation.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that other? The other maca root throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>whole body. Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little

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<v Speaker 1>maka root in there, every last one under your nose

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<v Speaker 1>before exactly, I did do a fair amount of research

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<v Speaker 1>on your conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts on. Obviously, Uh, you know, take it as it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a bright man, and I'm learning a lot today.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly this has been very informative for me personally.

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<v Speaker 1>The first statistic I'll throw your way is that, based

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<v Speaker 1>on Poles, there's at least five percent of Americans that

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<v Speaker 1>believe definitely this is true that flu shots are actually

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<v Speaker 1>tracking chips, with another fifteen percent who believe that this

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<v Speaker 1>is probably true. They're not as certain as as some people,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are fairly certain. Yeah, that's at least twenty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the population right there who are going to

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<v Speaker 1>live a very healthy and prosperous life. Twenty percent. But see,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't that make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty out of one hundred people getting to just live

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<v Speaker 1>on populate the earth. This is exactly what I talk

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<v Speaker 1>about on my Twitter when I talk about when talking

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<v Speaker 1>about evolution, it's twenty percent. Okay, Well, I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>evidence to suggest otherwise that I don't support. Okay, there

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a

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<v Speaker 1>million years ago when we were on his planet, only

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<v Speaker 1>had four fingers on chant. That's why there are four fathers.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, Come on, I came

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<v Speaker 1>across an Atlantic art of the Atlantic, excuse me, or

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<v Speaker 1>written by someone who works specifically for a data company

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<v Speaker 1>where they work in creating quote unquote wearable devices, and

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<v Speaker 1>he in this article is exploring the possibility that when

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<v Speaker 1>he went to go get his COVID vaccine that he

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<v Speaker 1>could have been possibly getting injected with a microchip. He goes,

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<v Speaker 1>he's sitting and he's getting the vaccine, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let me let me consider the possibilities here,

0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:45.359
<v Speaker 1>and then he tries to write an article where he

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<v Speaker 1>breaks down sort of the falsehoods, or rather the the

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<v Speaker 1>impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now, before I read that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to hear your reaction, just at the premise

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<v Speaker 1>of this, just at the premise of this article. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the company he works for. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. That's a good question. But I

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<v Speaker 1>first want to express my disappointment and you getting this

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<v Speaker 1>information from the Atlantic, I'm surprised. I usually get I

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<v Speaker 1>usually get my information from the Watchtower. So yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm a Pacific family exactly West coast. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it just makes it makes a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me that you know, there would be something

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<v Speaker 1>also in this quote unquote vsa V vaccine that was

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<v Speaker 1>generated just to get everybody to stay at home so

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<v Speaker 1>they can you know, have you ever seen the Truman Show,

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when he was on the boat and he was

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<v Speaker 1>going towards the horizon. Then he ran into the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and that happened because that was a part of his

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<v Speaker 1>quote unquote world he was living in that they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to finish expanding. We live in a bubble, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And with everyone being at home for about a year,

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<v Speaker 1>not able to go anywhere, they were able to finish

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<v Speaker 1>different parts of this bubble that we live in. They

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<v Speaker 1>were able to expand this bubble for us. And so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it just makes sense to me that they

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<v Speaker 1>have to keep track of people to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>we were staying at home, so they can do that

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<v Speaker 1>for us because originally the bubble stopped at the dr

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<v Speaker 1>exactlys go exactly. Ask all the passport bros. They know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll present a few more uh, while I respect your

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<v Speaker 1>choice and hear you about the Atlantic critique, I'll present

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<v Speaker 1>to you some of the information that that this possibly

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<v Speaker 1>mistaken article communicates. And you tell me one way or

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<v Speaker 1>the other where you fall in the information. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that they talk about in this article is

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<v Speaker 1>that people's biggest concern, or at least what they claim

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<v Speaker 1>is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow be

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<v Speaker 1>powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating via

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<v Speaker 1>five G towers powered through the five G and subsequently

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<v Speaker 1>that's how they're tracking us. And one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that he points out is that five G chips as

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<v Speaker 1>we have them now are about the size of a penny,

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<v Speaker 1>which is far larger than anything you could fit into

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<v Speaker 1>a vial to inject into a person. So I'm so

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:35.760
<v Speaker 1>glad you brought that up, because the five chips are

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<v Speaker 1>they are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we

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<v Speaker 1>think about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple,

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<v Speaker 1>we know Apple as is big conglomerate and they make

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<v Speaker 1>all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same manufacturer as the five G chips, the flu shot,

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<v Speaker 1>the COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you

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<v Speaker 1>look at the manufacture, if you go and look at

0:24:57.320 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 1>the address, they all have the same address or in road,

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<v Speaker 1>I land the smallest steak. Come on, this ain't just

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm clear. You know what Rhode Island School of Design?

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<v Speaker 1>Who designing them making the chips? There? You're saying they

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<v Speaker 1>chose the smallest state to make the smallest chips that

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<v Speaker 1>they then put into our flues. How big a factory

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<v Speaker 1>do you need if the chips are tiny? Do the

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<v Speaker 1>back Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects.

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<v Speaker 1>You can bump those out of an army's uh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't even need you don't need like some

0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 1>massive plot of land. Hence, Rhode Island is the perfect location.

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<v Speaker 1>The entire state there's a factory. This is why no

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<v Speaker 1>one's ever been there. It's also corrupt state in the Union.

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<v Speaker 1>That's look that up. That's it's a fact that not

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<v Speaker 1>like this other don't look this other stuff up, but

0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 1>that you can look up. Look that up. The next

0:26:06.280 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 1>thing that this person talks about is that, frankly, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a major dispute or certainly h flaw in the

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<v Speaker 1>argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>They say there's no real power source for the chips

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the human body, even if they were in

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<v Speaker 1>fact small enough to make it inside. Come on, your

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<v Speaker 1>body is a battery. I don't even ever seen the

0:26:34.080 --> 0:26:37.479
<v Speaker 1>experiment children do with lemons and light bobs. I haven't,

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<v Speaker 1>but that sounds like it sounds like a black John

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<v Speaker 1>Mare's your body is a battery. M your body is

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<v Speaker 1>a battery, doubly exactly. Trust then your your thoughts is

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>our our bodies actually batteries? Yeah, I mean yes to

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<v Speaker 1>an extent, so the idea, yeah, as you're aware. There

0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:18.360
<v Speaker 1>are different types of watches, right, I don't know if

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>either of you guys are into watches at all. There's

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 1>some watches that are powerbow batteries and there are some

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:29.879
<v Speaker 1>that are I mean, it's a construct and that's a

0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:36.680
<v Speaker 1>proper way to pronounce pronounce it construct. But but anyway,

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 1>with watches, there are battery power watches, and there are

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:44.399
<v Speaker 1>also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement, so you

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:46.640
<v Speaker 1>keep on your watch. For example, this is automatic watch.

0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:49.640
<v Speaker 1>You keep it on. It uses your your movement kinetic

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:53.359
<v Speaker 1>energy that is real kinetic energy, and it powers the device.

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<v Speaker 1>And the same thing happens with these chips. Five G

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:59.439
<v Speaker 1>requires a battery. That's why those are in phones. Larger chips,

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<v Speaker 1>but the smaller chips, the ones that they put in

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 1>the flu shots aren't. They're they're too small for batteries,

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 1>so they're relying on this kinetic energy from our body movement. Said,

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:12.479
<v Speaker 1>so you understand what he's saying. The only way if

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>you've got one of these flu shots, the only way

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<v Speaker 1>to stay off the radar, don't move. Shout out to

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>my big people. They don't know how many there are

0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 1>because we're not moving around them. Chips going to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>mode and wait their turn. Come on. Yeah, okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the points that you're making that I actually

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 1>have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did

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<v Speaker 1>look up what is the smallest micro chip, like the

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:51.719
<v Speaker 1>smallest computer right now that that has been created, is

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>technically small enough too fit in through the very small

0:28:56.360 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 1>needles I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>whatever needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 1>are in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However,

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>what they say is those chips are not built for

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 1>chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities.

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Is that what they say that is? Because hey, wait

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 1>a minute, because this is a family podcast so I

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>can't have you out here using wild terms like blogney.

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's just take it easy. Okay, let's it's pepperoni.

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Let's back hey, let's back that shit up and talk

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 1>to each other like adults. All right, it's then that's

0:29:55.640 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 1>my favorite kind of sandwich. Anyways, exactly, Oscar ascarm Iron

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>has away with it. May has the first name Oscar Malarkey.

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that was that was for immigrants. Yeah, he

0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 1>came into these country as Oscar Malarkey. They changed, they

0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 1>made him changes. Yeah. He was like, I'll fucking show you.

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make the most American food real, Okay, I'll

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 1>poison you from the inside out and you'll never know.

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Forget the name of Oscar Jay Mularkey. But but on

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>a serious note, the fact that this chip measures temperature.

0:30:58.040 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Our body is a thermostat, m okay, and we have

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:03.920
<v Speaker 1>to be at what temperature to be alive, to be

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 1>eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 1>be honest with you. I just wanted to be in

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.440
<v Speaker 1>the conversation I made. I made that. Thank you, thank you.

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>But you know, because you read read I was gonna say,

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I definitely think you can get colder than ninety eight

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>point six and still keep still keep kicking around, but

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>you have to maintain you gotta you gotta average out

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 1>to ninety. Yeah, it's gotta usually be the human body

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>is operating temperature is ninety eight point six dugrees fahrenheit. Right,

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 1>But I go by Kelvin. That means I can have

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 1>like a sixty sixty three day as long as I

0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>get to a one twenty day the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean you gotta you gotta diverse. That's math. Yeah,

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 1>that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 1>what they're telling us they're claiming to do exactly because,

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 1>like I was saying earlier, the way that you know,

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you can take spam and make that into any kind

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 1>of meat product thing, you can do that with. You

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 1>can multitask with devices. So this device that measures our

0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:22.080
<v Speaker 1>body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually doing

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 1>is transmitting our location at all times directly to the

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 1>White House, to Joe Biden's computer. Joe Biden's big booty

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 1>decks desktop. The he scrolls on. You know, he's got

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 1>a big old, thick old desktop. Ain't got a hook

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 1>on it, got a shelf on it is computer has

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 1>boot up sounds. That is reg you learn. He said

0:32:54.960 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 1>a keyboard on top of that thing. The the other

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 1>piece of information that I'd love to hear your thoughts on.

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:05.560
<v Speaker 1>And this is one of the major arguments they have

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 1>against the suggestion that there are microchips and the fluid

0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 1>that's being injected is that they say that we, for example,

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 1>four COVID get vials of fiser, let's say that are

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 1>basically meant to be dedicated. You're already off golf course

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 1>on fvisor. You're like, no, I'm not here for visor. Yeah,

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the p is silent whatever. But but there are six

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 1>to twenty five doses and each of these vials that

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>they're sending, right, which means that you are using separate needles,

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 1>but you're still injecting into the same like liquid, right,

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 1>and as you pull from that liquid, there's no way

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>of guaranteeing that you would have a microchip in each

0:33:54.600 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 1>dosage just because it's free flowing liquid. Mmm. So if

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I learned anything in my high school science class. Where

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 1>they started, it's that, it's that that is where they start.

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 1>That is where they start to get us. You know

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:15.719
<v Speaker 1>trained is that liquids take the form and take the

0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>shape of their container. And so if we have you

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 1>know these you know, I can't pronounce the name. Um.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I believe it begins with a P, but the P

0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 1>is silence, so I can't pronounce the rest of it.

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid,

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Who's to say that with every injection we're only getting

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe we

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 1>are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands of aquidships in

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:55.400
<v Speaker 1>every dosage. Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog.

0:34:55.480 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 1>He's black as convey exactly. It's a real yesad moment.

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I think of that. That to your thing. Absolutely. So

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>this is fascinating because you're saying that that there are

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:23.840
<v Speaker 1>there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips in

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>each pull. So it doesn't matter if we're not getting

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 1>all the microchips, and and am I then to believe

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>that that they're just all powering a single connection? That

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 1>are they like only working one at a time kind

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 1>of thing. Have you heard of a mesh network? Like

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:43.400
<v Speaker 1>like you know, you go to a certain part of

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>your house Wi Fi. We used to just have one

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Wi Fi I mean not in my house, but we

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:52.160
<v Speaker 1>used to people would have Wi Fi router in the house.

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 1>But like now you need multiple routers in your home

0:35:56.160 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big.

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 1>No one needs that many routers in their home. So

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 1>these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh

0:36:16.640 --> 0:36:21.440
<v Speaker 1>network in our own human bodies, powered by our kinetic

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:25.280
<v Speaker 1>energy from our movement. Which is why they were so

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>much in the rush to get us from staying in

0:36:28.239 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>the house, out of the house and go back to work.

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 1>When I thought, I thought this was a pandemic and

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.280
<v Speaker 1>were supposed to stay at home. But now we're rushed

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 1>to go to work. I thought we were working from home.

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.640
<v Speaker 1>What happened there? Now I've got to travel in my

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 1>car and interact with other people and ping off of

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 1>them locations with one another. Come on, oh man, you're

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 1>saying we had to move them little legs to keep

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 1>the power going. Absolutely exactly because it's kinetic. Boy, where

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:02.239
<v Speaker 1>are you with with this? Where I know you were?

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:05.200
<v Speaker 1>You were? You felt sold before trying to pick my

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 1>brain up off the floor. To be quite honest, I

0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:11.319
<v Speaker 1>mean it's not often somebody comes into your life and

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:17.719
<v Speaker 1>they just like, yeah, like so many cylinders that you

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 1>are familiar on, firing on Hyeah, I do drink V

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 1>eight brother. You know, I think I need you were

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 1>an eight head. I'm coming to the door. Come on, man,

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. Oh when I see me, come on, man,

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:39.919
<v Speaker 1>my man's beata carroteens. Uh oh well, ye dark, We're

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna take a break from these these O shows. We'll

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>be back with more trips than Jay Winger and more.

0:37:47.200 --> 0:38:00.320
<v Speaker 1>My mama told me someone get this jigaboo away for me.

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:07.280
<v Speaker 1>We are back with the Young King speaking about whether

0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>or not it is micro chips inside that flu shot

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:14.360
<v Speaker 1>that you all decided to take. I was forced, but

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you all decided willingly. I was. I was forced to

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>the Sam's Club. Wow, they got you in the sam

0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Club too, The SA's Club. How they how they forced you?

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 1>What happened. Well, they were just like, well, we could

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 1>also give you you're getting the booster. We also just

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 1>knocked the flu out right now. Oh, they hit you

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:34.919
<v Speaker 1>with that that slick. You know I love a bundle deal.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 1>You know I love a bundle. You know where the

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Salmon Sam's Club comes from? Right? I know? You know?

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I I do not know, But boy am I I

0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>gotta hear it. First name, uncle, last name samon. Mm hmmm, damn, damn.

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>But they were feeding me the whole time. I had

0:38:57.480 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to feel it. But I just needed to hear you

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>saying out loud. You know how you hold out hope

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. M hm,

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:10.360
<v Speaker 1>it was right there. It's not his first name's uncle.

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what I

0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>should have done. I'll tell you about that one at

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 1>another time. More information cash at me. Here's the last

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 1>piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to use that word

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 1>evidence that I'll present to you. They also say that

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 1>even if you are of the thinking that these these

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 1>microchips are somehow going into your system and they are

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:46.279
<v Speaker 1>needing to re up it every year, they say that

0:39:46.360 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>this actually isn't even necessary in order for the government

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 1>to track you. That like tracking has existed for a

0:39:57.200 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 1>lot longer than we acknowledge that, through credit card, through

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 1>our cell phones, through our computers, through all the information

0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 1>we are constantly feeding to a programming around us. There's

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:12.760
<v Speaker 1>no need for them to spend oodles and oodles amount

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 1>of money putting microchips in our bodies. Can take this one.

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 1>What about the babies? Uh? What about those goddamn babies? God,

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:28.719
<v Speaker 1>that's the future. Come on, man, And so, just so

0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm clear, you're you're I've tried. It was suggesting that

0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>that they're expecting these babies to just be loose from

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 1>their parents for long enough that they'll need to be

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.799
<v Speaker 1>tracking them. And there's there's some wild ass babies out there.

0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, yeah, just right, and they got time. He's

0:40:57.360 --> 0:41:04.440
<v Speaker 1>playing cutthroat. Three guys, one table, two men in a baby,

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 1>I presume it. Yeah, on a chair next to him, Yeah,

0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:22.839
<v Speaker 1>drinking a gatorade. Yeah. I'll also say this, there are

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:28.480
<v Speaker 1>actually people who intentionally are micro chipping themselves and others,

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>but a lot of them are just using it, at

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:35.040
<v Speaker 1>least in the iteration that that is the intentional microchips,

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 1>and they're much larger. They're like the size of a

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:41.920
<v Speaker 1>grain of rice, which is thirty three times large, larger

0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 1>than what would fit inside of the vaccine needles. But

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 1>they say that they're mostly using it for like functional

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 1>things like accessing your computer, getting in the building without

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.919
<v Speaker 1>having like keys and shit, paying for things without needing

0:41:55.960 --> 0:42:00.319
<v Speaker 1>a card. Like that's what their microchips are for. Yeah, yeah,

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I've seen it. There's a there's a girl on TikTok.

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.239
<v Speaker 1>She's called the chip Girl. And this is a real thing,

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 1>just like everything else I've said, but this one is

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>a very real the chip Girl. I believe it's her

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>handle and she can access her home because she's got

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 1>a smart lock on her front door. She getting like

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.840
<v Speaker 1>you said, she uses proximity. It's an n it's a

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 1>near field communicator NFC chip that she has in her

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 1>hand and she can press that like against the pain,

0:42:26.280 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>like she's Batman and things. I promise please look it up.

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:38.560
<v Speaker 1>And she's doing that. Yeah, that is the future. I mean,

0:42:38.920 --> 0:42:41.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, first there were bbls and now they're nfcs.

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:47.359
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for someone to marry the two. They

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:50.560
<v Speaker 1>got two big old chips in your but just the old,

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 1>big old chips in them in that butt into every

0:42:55.719 --> 0:43:01.239
<v Speaker 1>room with your butt cheeks first, just torquing it. Light

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:08.320
<v Speaker 1>up with your hands for you gotta gotta back in

0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 1>your body. Start clapping in serie answers, She's like, what

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 1>do you what do you need? What? What? What? I'm

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 1>sorry I can't hear you. Yeah, that's um, you know

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>that's very valid from I'm not I'm not gonna lie.

0:43:34.840 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I think that has to be the name of this episode,

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 1>is a clapper in each butt cheek. I think I

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 1>don't think we have anything better of all the points,

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise it's gonna be like a dumb pun like chips

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>ahoy or some shit and chips delicious chip and dale,

0:43:56.280 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>uh track your body. Well, God, damn it, Tristan. I

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I I think we we solved this. I think you

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:12.800
<v Speaker 1>made You've You've made more than enough points to prove

0:44:12.920 --> 0:44:16.200
<v Speaker 1>that the science is wrong on this, that that uh,

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>there are are in fact chips in our flu shots,

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:27.840
<v Speaker 1>with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies. Yeah. Absolutely, no,

0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:31.239
<v Speaker 1>You've You've done a lot for the community. I'm not

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:33.719
<v Speaker 1>even I'm not even gonna say which community. You know

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:38.799
<v Speaker 1>which community? Yeah, you know, you know where we go

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 1>when we go all I met the one, not the

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 1>other one. Absolutely, Tristoning. Could you could you tell the

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:49.759
<v Speaker 1>people where they can find you on what cool shit

0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>you have going on? Uh? Sure, I will tell people

0:44:53.480 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 1>where they can quote unquote find me. Nice nice trick. Langston,

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:07.960
<v Speaker 1>nice trick. He's always child. I'm a cop man. I'm

0:45:08.000 --> 0:45:12.759
<v Speaker 1>not even gonna oh my god, he gets nosebleeds too,

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>ask him about that. I heard the echo. However, if

0:45:17.040 --> 0:45:20.280
<v Speaker 1>you like more of these, um, I won't even say theories.

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:22.960
<v Speaker 1>If you like more facts, you can find me on

0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Twitter at Tristan J. Winger. Same thing on Instagram at

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Tristan J. Winger. However, I only use my Instagram platform

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:33.400
<v Speaker 1>for promoting the series that I'm on, So help me

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Tie on CBS Thursdays at nine pm. We've already recorded it,

0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:39.280
<v Speaker 1>so you won't be able to actually find me there.

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 1>But that that's it's a prerecorded show. It's a television show.

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not live. It's good that you clarify. The listeners

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:49.480
<v Speaker 1>don't always they don't they don't know they're not. Yeah.

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, there are shows that are taped in front

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:56.879
<v Speaker 1>of a live studio audience. This is not one of them. Yeah,

0:45:56.920 --> 0:46:00.080
<v Speaker 1>nobody's gonna nobody's gonna say whoa when Tristing comes on

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:10.600
<v Speaker 1>the steps. Oh here good So today, you know, that's

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>what they had to cut out and they edit and

0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:21.319
<v Speaker 1>somebody be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, those

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 1>sides are lowered and he got on the same shirt.

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 1>What a beautiful time the nineties word. But we could

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>just appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 1>did in the last episode. I love it that way.

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking vest. Yeah, like all right, I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>the outfit. And we're we were We're okay. Yeah, Hey dad,

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