Speaker 1: Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, nah,
Speaker 1: we listen, we're cool man. I bought. I bought a
Speaker 1: budget room. I also stopped playing jerseys when he told me,
Speaker 1: all right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of Rattails,
Speaker 1: but put it on home man chips in your US
Speaker 1: racists money stuff. I can't tell me. All I want
Speaker 1: to do is a zoom zoom zoom and my boom boom. Yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomen whole episode of My Mama told me.
Speaker 1: I just want to say I hate direction effects beginning
Speaker 1: and listen as a big teddy Riley guy. That's all
Speaker 1: I want to say. The podcast where we the podcast
Speaker 1: where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories and we finally work to prove that little Wayne
Speaker 1: snapped off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved
Speaker 1: in America. That's right. It's that whatever juice came out
Speaker 1: in the middle of that snapped off dreadlock, it started
Speaker 1: to dissipate. It goes off into the air and out
Speaker 1: into the air, and it's infecting our brains. One of
Speaker 1: them dreadlocks snap off around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that's not connected to where things have gone.
Speaker 1: I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like
Speaker 1: if I'm looking at the timeline. Yeah, damn, yeah, yeah damn.
Speaker 1: That was heavily that was That was a natty dreadlock.
Speaker 1: That shit, that shit, that's bad dreadlocks. Yeah, that shit
Speaker 1: hit absorbed all kinds of essences. Come on, man, you
Speaker 1: know the dreadlock snapping off. This is bad. Yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's I like that one. I think that's very reasonable.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, well, I'm like Sucarment and I'm David
Speaker 1: Boy and I we can't. We can't talk about snapped
Speaker 1: off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't got
Speaker 1: no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off,
Speaker 1: but as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have
Speaker 1: remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You
Speaker 1: know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda
Speaker 1: on the the hit Insecure, truly every one's favorite character
Speaker 1: from that show. I don't think I meet a single
Speaker 1: individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you
Speaker 1: said throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a
Speaker 1: brand new show called So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Give it, Give it up for our guests, mister Tristan
Speaker 1: Jay Wingero. Hell, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How
Speaker 1: y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And for the record, my mom does have one of
Speaker 1: my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book
Speaker 1: of mine. Wow, y'all. But when I was younger, my
Speaker 1: mom I had I had a ducktail in the back
Speaker 1: and it was very long, and then I had to
Speaker 1: cut it off in order to get into this program
Speaker 1: in school, but she kept it. First of all, racist
Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair. Wow.
Speaker 1: And some little tails those ain't long hair. That's not
Speaker 1: that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You don't have a rat tail. And you get to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I got long hair. You have one
Speaker 1: on the Cosby show. Yeah, you have a rat tail.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. It was. It was a cool hair.
Speaker 1: I mean, that bad Boy was long. It was about
Speaker 1: ten damn really, and that's very improgressive. And I want
Speaker 1: to congratulate you and your mother for maintaining uh ten
Speaker 1: inches of rat tail? Yeah? How often did you have
Speaker 1: to get it rebraided? She would rebraided about once? Agree,
Speaker 1: because it only took like, what five minutes she would
Speaker 1: press it to get it at its maximum length, and
Speaker 1: just yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because it's
Speaker 1: it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest, I'm bringing it back.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, whoa, you're going you're
Speaker 1: gonna be like a dude? Who? Who does that again?
Speaker 1: I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make you feel s Just I don't know how else
Speaker 1: to say. You're just gonna be because you're not gonna
Speaker 1: set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just gonna
Speaker 1: be a man? Who here? I don't think so, big dog.
Speaker 1: I think Jacob pretty washed here, right, James niggas are
Speaker 1: walking around with free form hair like it's just him
Speaker 1: and the weekend, and the weekend was like I give up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's also Canadian? Uh tresl and we we you came
Speaker 1: to us today. This is our behavior the whole time.
Speaker 1: So you got to figure out how you gonna make
Speaker 1: it through. You came to us today with a conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that that we both got excited about. You said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me flu shots aren't actually tracking chips,
Speaker 1: absolutely absolute. I mean, it's just they make they You know,
Speaker 1: this season comes around every single year, and every single
Speaker 1: year there are millions of people born in the United States, Right,
Speaker 1: And how do you get everybody on board, to get
Speaker 1: everybody on the same page so you know exactly where
Speaker 1: they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right,
Speaker 1: because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are
Speaker 1: tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in
Speaker 1: every day on them, but no one's logging in as
Speaker 1: an infant. No one is logging in at three months old.
Speaker 1: You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions
Speaker 1: except that you want some milk from your mother. So
Speaker 1: they've got to find some way to track individuals in
Speaker 1: this country in what other way than by giving people
Speaker 1: flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at
Speaker 1: all times. We gotta keep tracking these motherfuckers like we
Speaker 1: gotta know where everybody is and how you do that? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: funk flex nose. He's going in funk flex nos. So,
Speaker 1: just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing you correctly,
Speaker 1: you are you are a believer of this. This isn't
Speaker 1: just a thing you're you're passive inside. If you're like
Speaker 1: no flu shots, try device as hell. Yeah, well listen,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people believe this. Um. This
Speaker 1: is just something that I was told. This is like politics,
Speaker 1: get that TV money, all right? I like that. You know,
Speaker 1: people even looked side to side like you had a
Speaker 1: crowd there. This was good. They're good people on both
Speaker 1: sides this issue. No, everybody buys sneakers, yeah, everybody, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people
Speaker 1: believe that they don't want to get sick every year,
Speaker 1: and so you know, sometimes they go to their local
Speaker 1: drug store and they get a little shot in the
Speaker 1: arm and it's done. Yeah, And okay, I guess my
Speaker 1: next question is when was your last flu shot? Are
Speaker 1: you a flu shot guy? Are you? Are you not?
Speaker 1: You're like no, I'll never get a flu shot whatever?
Speaker 1: Are you like? They'll never find me? Man? Who's on
Speaker 1: TV every week. I can't say that they that I've
Speaker 1: ever received said flu shot. Yeah, I can't to be speaking.
Speaker 1: I can't remember when exactly I've I've had one of
Speaker 1: these flu shots. Yeah, I um, my memory only goes
Speaker 1: as far back as I can remember. I can only
Speaker 1: remember back to about this second grade and so I
Speaker 1: was about six, and as far as I can remember,
Speaker 1: I don't remember getting the flu shot six. So you
Speaker 1: know what I I can't remember. I can't recall. Yeah
Speaker 1: that are you in the place now where you're like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this
Speaker 1: is like are you trying to propagate this or are
Speaker 1: you like? No, this is just for me and people
Speaker 1: will figure it out on there. Are you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like? Where are you in the In the
Speaker 1: championing of the ideas, there are a lot of things
Speaker 1: that I championed. Um, I champion just love for everyone.
Speaker 1: I champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion
Speaker 1: multi vitamins, I take a powdered version of them mixed
Speaker 1: with water. I championed one of the other things that
Speaker 1: I was told when I was young that I definitely
Speaker 1: follow as never to leave home without a jacket, because
Speaker 1: you know how you're gonna be out, so you know
Speaker 1: you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one
Speaker 1: of those on, so you know. And whether or not
Speaker 1: people choose to understand and and heed my advice, that
Speaker 1: is una. So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say
Speaker 1: what blood? Oh crap? Yeah, that's right. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's right. Makes me wish I could dig back my
Speaker 1: last fucking yeah. No, I'm I'm sold. I think I
Speaker 1: I got it when I got boosted like a mark.
Speaker 1: I think this, this kind of control, this kind of
Speaker 1: professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go, yeah,
Speaker 1: this man's too goddamn good for their for their not
Speaker 1: to be some legitimacy to the presentation. Here's my question
Speaker 1: to you, like, when was your last flu shot? Uh huh,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. So here's here's a honest to
Speaker 1: god true is that when I was in college, I
Speaker 1: signed up for the like experimental flu shots because I
Speaker 1: needed the money. Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot.
Speaker 1: That sounds good to me, sounds like me and the
Speaker 1: bitch is going to win these or for the whole car. Man,
Speaker 1: come on, y'all, it's on me tonight, shakes for everybody.
Speaker 1: So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my
Speaker 1: if if if in fact, what is being presented is true,
Speaker 1: and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with
Speaker 1: with microchips. Just yeah, I had a good because like
Speaker 1: so okay, So here's what we're saying on a base level, right,
Speaker 1: it would mean that the microchip doesn't last forever, right, obviously,
Speaker 1: it needs to be right re up to every now
Speaker 1: and again. That's what that's what that would be the
Speaker 1: basis of why we have to do it every year,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right, just
Speaker 1: like you know you get updates for your phone and
Speaker 1: all of your mobile devices. There are software updates, there
Speaker 1: are improvements. We have advancements and computer technologies. I mean
Speaker 1: even when we look at you know, cars that are
Speaker 1: coming out now with over the air updates. You know, Bluetooth.
Speaker 1: Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people
Speaker 1: have air pods and a lot of people will have
Speaker 1: like Bluetooth here phones. People are sticking with the wired
Speaker 1: joints because they provide a great audio through the microphone.
Speaker 1: What who are you right now? Exactly? I keep a chord.
Speaker 1: I keep a chord case in point. And so in
Speaker 1: order to get the people who are unable to cut
Speaker 1: the chords, say to speak, you know, those those flu
Speaker 1: shots have to be updated regularly, damn. And so those
Speaker 1: of us that that have been caught tricked into into
Speaker 1: sort of re upping are just re upping technology for
Speaker 1: for our own tracking? Are we? Is the argument here,
Speaker 1: and I want to be clear, is the argument here
Speaker 1: that the flu shot otherwise has zero function, that it
Speaker 1: truly is just like or they like, yeah, here's a
Speaker 1: flu shot that's gonna help your body. But although got you,
Speaker 1: we we got you. Well, so you know there there
Speaker 1: there are lots of um a different type, so vitamins
Speaker 1: and medications that have multiple resources in them. Like for example,
Speaker 1: there's there's this new medication called ozempic that is for diabetics, right,
Speaker 1: that's that was the primary function of it. But one
Speaker 1: of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot
Speaker 1: of people are using it for weight loss. And so
Speaker 1: you said, everybody on the on the oscars was on ozempic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that is another theory that you don't have time
Speaker 1: to talk about today. Also, you don't have to call
Speaker 1: them theories. This is a safe place almost. This is
Speaker 1: a fact. Every single last one of those people on
Speaker 1: that stage were on o Zempic. There was a pre
Speaker 1: party sponsored by Zempic. I ain't playing there were there
Speaker 1: were There was a pre party hosted and um presented
Speaker 1: by Ozempic, doctor Ozempic himself. Finally, all my children and
Speaker 1: are amongst me and presented them my awards, my sunken
Speaker 1: cheeks children. And that's exactly why. Uh. And Jamie Lee Curtis,
Speaker 1: she's the new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new
Speaker 1: I think I think her thing wash was bad bowls.
Speaker 1: She she had like those gut issues, which is why
Speaker 1: she did the uh the yogurt activia. Oh yeah, you're
Speaker 1: gonna should yourself be the way. Come on, have some
Speaker 1: of these hes gonna come out? The truth set you free? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just needed them shuffled around a little bit. I
Speaker 1: think we might be ready to throw to a break.
Speaker 1: Before we do that, let's let's ask one final question.
Speaker 1: I'm curious to know. Do you feel like should we
Speaker 1: find out that these tracking systems are placed in our
Speaker 1: body that that we are, in fact me track through
Speaker 1: these microchips. Is there something that we can do about it?
Speaker 1: Or there is this just there? It is they got
Speaker 1: as boom goes to dynamite. Well, I mean the thing
Speaker 1: that a lot of people are doing these days, they're
Speaker 1: consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically, specifically the purple Gatorade.
Speaker 1: He lives in my apartment. Bro okay, because the purple one,
Speaker 1: as we all know, and this is not a theory,
Speaker 1: goes right through the bloodstream. It's got a lot of
Speaker 1: calcium in it. Grow the sky. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know that there's anything else that needs to be said.
Speaker 1: Purple gatorade does a lot for me. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back with more trist than Jay
Speaker 1: Winger and more. My mama told me, because good feel
Speaker 1: good and you sing good and make love good. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: welcome back. We have young King Tristan Ja Winger dropping bombs,
Speaker 1: drops the truth. Tell you idiots to truth. You've been
Speaker 1: looking for truth? Here it is here. It is nothing
Speaker 1: about that. I didn't even mean to put that one on.
Speaker 1: That was the wrong one, and I ain't planning. That's
Speaker 1: how excited I am about this young man who's no,
Speaker 1: what don't even listen to me that you're maning because
Speaker 1: you're somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that
Speaker 1: flu shot. If I could take back one thing in
Speaker 1: the last year now more than anything else. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you a flu shot every year? Guy? Is that okay?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I got it. Made me think it was
Speaker 1: rich people should to do, because I was already like
Speaker 1: the way you just bitched. It was like you had
Speaker 1: to save up for your big flu shot triannually. That's
Speaker 1: not giannularly. You could try it. You take it three
Speaker 1: times a year. I meant every three years. But you know,
Speaker 1: I think it's that that same thing that biannually suffers from.
Speaker 1: Bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those
Speaker 1: is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one. No,
Speaker 1: it's hard to it's hard to set up a recurring event.
Speaker 1: The point is, no, I was I was bro I
Speaker 1: was off the grid all the flu shot. I didn't
Speaker 1: have health insurance from like I left home at seventeen
Speaker 1: mm hmm, and I started doing I didn't have health
Speaker 1: insurance for like fourteen years. So there's a huge gap.
Speaker 1: That's my Jesus time. They don't know where years Yeah doctor,
Speaker 1: not once? Good for you. A couple of couple couple
Speaker 1: uh couple emergency room visits that you know you have
Speaker 1: legal idea? Who who owes those bills? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at all. Prison.
Speaker 1: How how often are you consulting with the medical I mean,
Speaker 1: as you can probably already tell I, I don't I
Speaker 1: have a I have I have a cabinet where I
Speaker 1: have lots of different teas to Basil leaves, does a
Speaker 1: lot for us if you are I don't know, basil
Speaker 1: leaves and ginger and old bay seasoning, all bay seasoning, exactly,
Speaker 1: all bay seasoning right there, right next to the gingerrel.
Speaker 1: I bet he's got some ecchanation then, absolutely absolutely ecchanation.
Speaker 1: What is that other? The other maca root throughout the
Speaker 1: whole body. Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little
Speaker 1: maka root in there, every last one under your nose
Speaker 1: before exactly, I did do a fair amount of research
Speaker 1: on your conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your
Speaker 1: thoughts on. Obviously, Uh, you know, take it as it is.
Speaker 1: I'm not a bright man, and I'm learning a lot today.
Speaker 1: I truly this has been very informative for me personally.
Speaker 1: The first statistic I'll throw your way is that, based
Speaker 1: on Poles, there's at least five percent of Americans that
Speaker 1: believe definitely this is true that flu shots are actually
Speaker 1: tracking chips, with another fifteen percent who believe that this
Speaker 1: is probably true. They're not as certain as as some people,
Speaker 1: but they are fairly certain. Yeah, that's at least twenty
Speaker 1: percent of the population right there who are going to
Speaker 1: live a very healthy and prosperous life. Twenty percent. But see,
Speaker 1: doesn't that make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know,
Speaker 1: twenty out of one hundred people getting to just live
Speaker 1: on populate the earth. This is exactly what I talk
Speaker 1: about on my Twitter when I talk about when talking
Speaker 1: about evolution, it's twenty percent. Okay, Well, I mean there's
Speaker 1: evidence to suggest otherwise that I don't support. Okay, there
Speaker 1: we go, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a
Speaker 1: million years ago when we were on his planet, only
Speaker 1: had four fingers on chant. That's why there are four fathers.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, Come on, I came
Speaker 1: across an Atlantic art of the Atlantic, excuse me, or
Speaker 1: written by someone who works specifically for a data company
Speaker 1: where they work in creating quote unquote wearable devices, and
Speaker 1: he in this article is exploring the possibility that when
Speaker 1: he went to go get his COVID vaccine that he
Speaker 1: could have been possibly getting injected with a microchip. He goes,
Speaker 1: he's sitting and he's getting the vaccine, and he goes,
Speaker 1: all right, let me let me consider the possibilities here,
Speaker 1: and then he tries to write an article where he
Speaker 1: breaks down sort of the falsehoods, or rather the the
Speaker 1: impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now, before I read that,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear your reaction, just at the premise
Speaker 1: of this, just at the premise of this article. What's
Speaker 1: the name of the company he works for. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's a good question. That's a good question. But I
Speaker 1: first want to express my disappointment and you getting this
Speaker 1: information from the Atlantic, I'm surprised. I usually get I
Speaker 1: usually get my information from the Watchtower. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a Pacific family exactly West coast. But
Speaker 1: I mean, it just makes it makes a lot of
Speaker 1: sense to me that you know, there would be something
Speaker 1: also in this quote unquote vsa V vaccine that was
Speaker 1: generated just to get everybody to stay at home so
Speaker 1: they can you know, have you ever seen the Truman Show,
Speaker 1: Remember when he was on the boat and he was
Speaker 1: going towards the horizon. Then he ran into the wall,
Speaker 1: and that happened because that was a part of his
Speaker 1: quote unquote world he was living in that they didn't
Speaker 1: get to finish expanding. We live in a bubble, okay,
Speaker 1: And with everyone being at home for about a year,
Speaker 1: not able to go anywhere, they were able to finish
Speaker 1: different parts of this bubble that we live in. They
Speaker 1: were able to expand this bubble for us. And so
Speaker 1: you know, it just makes sense to me that they
Speaker 1: have to keep track of people to make sure that
Speaker 1: we were staying at home, so they can do that
Speaker 1: for us because originally the bubble stopped at the dr
Speaker 1: exactlys go exactly. Ask all the passport bros. They know.
Speaker 1: I'll present a few more uh, while I respect your
Speaker 1: choice and hear you about the Atlantic critique, I'll present
Speaker 1: to you some of the information that that this possibly
Speaker 1: mistaken article communicates. And you tell me one way or
Speaker 1: the other where you fall in the information. One of
Speaker 1: the things that they talk about in this article is
Speaker 1: that people's biggest concern, or at least what they claim
Speaker 1: is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow be
Speaker 1: powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating via
Speaker 1: five G towers powered through the five G and subsequently
Speaker 1: that's how they're tracking us. And one of the things
Speaker 1: that he points out is that five G chips as
Speaker 1: we have them now are about the size of a penny,
Speaker 1: which is far larger than anything you could fit into
Speaker 1: a vial to inject into a person. So I'm so
Speaker 1: glad you brought that up, because the five chips are
Speaker 1: they are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we
Speaker 1: think about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple,
Speaker 1: we know Apple as is big conglomerate and they make
Speaker 1: all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's
Speaker 1: the same manufacturer as the five G chips, the flu shot,
Speaker 1: the COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you
Speaker 1: look at the manufacture, if you go and look at
Speaker 1: the address, they all have the same address or in road,
Speaker 1: I land the smallest steak. Come on, this ain't just
Speaker 1: so I'm clear. You know what Rhode Island School of Design?
Speaker 1: Who designing them making the chips? There? You're saying they
Speaker 1: chose the smallest state to make the smallest chips that
Speaker 1: they then put into our flues. How big a factory
Speaker 1: do you need if the chips are tiny? Do the
Speaker 1: back Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects.
Speaker 1: You can bump those out of an army's uh okay,
Speaker 1: So you don't even need you don't need like some
Speaker 1: massive plot of land. Hence, Rhode Island is the perfect location.
Speaker 1: The entire state there's a factory. This is why no
Speaker 1: one's ever been there. It's also corrupt state in the Union.
Speaker 1: That's look that up. That's it's a fact that not
Speaker 1: like this other don't look this other stuff up, but
Speaker 1: that you can look up. Look that up. The next
Speaker 1: thing that this person talks about is that, frankly, there
Speaker 1: is a major dispute or certainly h flaw in the
Speaker 1: argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow.
Speaker 1: They say there's no real power source for the chips
Speaker 1: inside of the human body, even if they were in
Speaker 1: fact small enough to make it inside. Come on, your
Speaker 1: body is a battery. I don't even ever seen the
Speaker 1: experiment children do with lemons and light bobs. I haven't,
Speaker 1: but that sounds like it sounds like a black John
Speaker 1: Mare's your body is a battery. M your body is
Speaker 1: a battery, doubly exactly. Trust then your your thoughts is
Speaker 1: our our bodies actually batteries? Yeah, I mean yes to
Speaker 1: an extent, so the idea, yeah, as you're aware. There
Speaker 1: are different types of watches, right, I don't know if
Speaker 1: either of you guys are into watches at all. There's
Speaker 1: some watches that are powerbow batteries and there are some
Speaker 1: that are I mean, it's a construct and that's a
Speaker 1: proper way to pronounce pronounce it construct. But but anyway,
Speaker 1: with watches, there are battery power watches, and there are
Speaker 1: also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement, so you
Speaker 1: keep on your watch. For example, this is automatic watch.
Speaker 1: You keep it on. It uses your your movement kinetic
Speaker 1: energy that is real kinetic energy, and it powers the device.
Speaker 1: And the same thing happens with these chips. Five G
Speaker 1: requires a battery. That's why those are in phones. Larger chips,
Speaker 1: but the smaller chips, the ones that they put in
Speaker 1: the flu shots aren't. They're they're too small for batteries,
Speaker 1: so they're relying on this kinetic energy from our body movement. Said,
Speaker 1: so you understand what he's saying. The only way if
Speaker 1: you've got one of these flu shots, the only way
Speaker 1: to stay off the radar, don't move. Shout out to
Speaker 1: my big people. They don't know how many there are
Speaker 1: because we're not moving around them. Chips going to sleep
Speaker 1: mode and wait their turn. Come on. Yeah, okay, Now,
Speaker 1: one of the points that you're making that I actually
Speaker 1: have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did
Speaker 1: look up what is the smallest micro chip, like the
Speaker 1: smallest computer right now that that has been created, is
Speaker 1: technically small enough too fit in through the very small
Speaker 1: needles I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter
Speaker 1: whatever needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There
Speaker 1: are in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However,
Speaker 1: what they say is those chips are not built for
Speaker 1: any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just
Speaker 1: chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities.
Speaker 1: Is that what they say that is? Because hey, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, because this is a family podcast so I
Speaker 1: can't have you out here using wild terms like blogney.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just take it easy. Okay, let's it's pepperoni.
Speaker 1: Let's back hey, let's back that shit up and talk
Speaker 1: to each other like adults. All right, it's then that's
Speaker 1: my favorite kind of sandwich. Anyways, exactly, Oscar ascarm Iron
Speaker 1: has away with it. May has the first name Oscar Malarkey.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was that was for immigrants. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: came into these country as Oscar Malarkey. They changed, they
Speaker 1: made him changes. Yeah. He was like, I'll fucking show you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the most American food real, Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: poison you from the inside out and you'll never know.
Speaker 1: Forget the name of Oscar Jay Mularkey. But but on
Speaker 1: a serious note, the fact that this chip measures temperature.
Speaker 1: Our body is a thermostat, m okay, and we have
Speaker 1: to be at what temperature to be alive, to be
Speaker 1: eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I just wanted to be in
Speaker 1: the conversation I made. I made that. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: But you know, because you read read I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I definitely think you can get colder than ninety eight
Speaker 1: point six and still keep still keep kicking around, but
Speaker 1: you have to maintain you gotta you gotta average out
Speaker 1: to ninety. Yeah, it's gotta usually be the human body
Speaker 1: is operating temperature is ninety eight point six dugrees fahrenheit. Right,
Speaker 1: But I go by Kelvin. That means I can have
Speaker 1: like a sixty sixty three day as long as I
Speaker 1: get to a one twenty day the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta you gotta diverse. That's math. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying
Speaker 1: that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is
Speaker 1: a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing
Speaker 1: what they're telling us they're claiming to do exactly because,
Speaker 1: like I was saying earlier, the way that you know,
Speaker 1: you can take spam and make that into any kind
Speaker 1: of meat product thing, you can do that with. You
Speaker 1: can multitask with devices. So this device that measures our
Speaker 1: body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually doing
Speaker 1: is transmitting our location at all times directly to the
Speaker 1: White House, to Joe Biden's computer. Joe Biden's big booty
Speaker 1: decks desktop. The he scrolls on. You know, he's got
Speaker 1: a big old, thick old desktop. Ain't got a hook
Speaker 1: on it, got a shelf on it is computer has
Speaker 1: boot up sounds. That is reg you learn. He said
Speaker 1: a keyboard on top of that thing. The the other
Speaker 1: piece of information that I'd love to hear your thoughts on.
Speaker 1: And this is one of the major arguments they have
Speaker 1: against the suggestion that there are microchips and the fluid
Speaker 1: that's being injected is that they say that we, for example,
Speaker 1: four COVID get vials of fiser, let's say that are
Speaker 1: basically meant to be dedicated. You're already off golf course
Speaker 1: on fvisor. You're like, no, I'm not here for visor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the p is silent whatever. But but there are six
Speaker 1: to twenty five doses and each of these vials that
Speaker 1: they're sending, right, which means that you are using separate needles,
Speaker 1: but you're still injecting into the same like liquid, right,
Speaker 1: and as you pull from that liquid, there's no way
Speaker 1: of guaranteeing that you would have a microchip in each
Speaker 1: dosage just because it's free flowing liquid. Mmm. So if
Speaker 1: I learned anything in my high school science class. Where
Speaker 1: they started, it's that, it's that that is where they start.
Speaker 1: That is where they start to get us. You know
Speaker 1: trained is that liquids take the form and take the
Speaker 1: shape of their container. And so if we have you
Speaker 1: know these you know, I can't pronounce the name. Um.
Speaker 1: I believe it begins with a P, but the P
Speaker 1: is silence, so I can't pronounce the rest of it.
Speaker 1: But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid,
Speaker 1: Who's to say that with every injection we're only getting
Speaker 1: one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe we
Speaker 1: are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands of aquidships in
Speaker 1: every dosage. Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog.
Speaker 1: He's black as convey exactly. It's a real yesad moment.
Speaker 1: I think of that. That to your thing. Absolutely. So
Speaker 1: this is fascinating because you're saying that that there are
Speaker 1: there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips in
Speaker 1: each pull. So it doesn't matter if we're not getting
Speaker 1: all the microchips, and and am I then to believe
Speaker 1: that that they're just all powering a single connection? That
Speaker 1: are they like only working one at a time kind
Speaker 1: of thing. Have you heard of a mesh network? Like
Speaker 1: like you know, you go to a certain part of
Speaker 1: your house Wi Fi. We used to just have one
Speaker 1: Wi Fi I mean not in my house, but we
Speaker 1: used to people would have Wi Fi router in the house.
Speaker 1: But like now you need multiple routers in your home
Speaker 1: to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big.
Speaker 1: No one needs that many routers in their home. So
Speaker 1: it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this
Speaker 1: mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh
Speaker 1: network in our own human bodies, powered by our kinetic
Speaker 1: energy from our movement. Which is why they were so
Speaker 1: much in the rush to get us from staying in
Speaker 1: the house, out of the house and go back to work.
Speaker 1: When I thought, I thought this was a pandemic and
Speaker 1: were supposed to stay at home. But now we're rushed
Speaker 1: to go to work. I thought we were working from home.
Speaker 1: What happened there? Now I've got to travel in my
Speaker 1: car and interact with other people and ping off of
Speaker 1: them locations with one another. Come on, oh man, you're
Speaker 1: saying we had to move them little legs to keep
Speaker 1: the power going. Absolutely exactly because it's kinetic. Boy, where
Speaker 1: are you with with this? Where I know you were?
Speaker 1: You were? You felt sold before trying to pick my
Speaker 1: brain up off the floor. To be quite honest, I
Speaker 1: mean it's not often somebody comes into your life and
Speaker 1: they just like, yeah, like so many cylinders that you
Speaker 1: are familiar on, firing on Hyeah, I do drink V
Speaker 1: eight brother. You know, I think I need you were
Speaker 1: an eight head. I'm coming to the door. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Oh when I see me, come on, man,
Speaker 1: my man's beata carroteens. Uh oh well, ye dark, We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break from these these O shows. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more trips than Jay Winger and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me someone get this jigaboo away for me.
Speaker 1: We are back with the Young King speaking about whether
Speaker 1: or not it is micro chips inside that flu shot
Speaker 1: that you all decided to take. I was forced, but
Speaker 1: you all decided willingly. I was. I was forced to
Speaker 1: the Sam's Club. Wow, they got you in the sam
Speaker 1: Club too, The SA's Club. How they how they forced you?
Speaker 1: What happened. Well, they were just like, well, we could
Speaker 1: also give you you're getting the booster. We also just
Speaker 1: knocked the flu out right now. Oh, they hit you
Speaker 1: with that that slick. You know I love a bundle deal.
Speaker 1: You know I love a bundle. You know where the
Speaker 1: Salmon Sam's Club comes from? Right? I know? You know?
Speaker 1: I I do not know, But boy am I I
Speaker 1: gotta hear it. First name, uncle, last name samon. Mm hmmm, damn, damn.
Speaker 1: But they were feeding me the whole time. I had
Speaker 1: to feel it. But I just needed to hear you
Speaker 1: saying out loud. You know how you hold out hope
Speaker 1: that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. M hm,
Speaker 1: it was right there. It's not his first name's uncle.
Speaker 1: Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what I
Speaker 1: should have done. I'll tell you about that one at
Speaker 1: another time. More information cash at me. Here's the last
Speaker 1: piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to use that word
Speaker 1: evidence that I'll present to you. They also say that
Speaker 1: even if you are of the thinking that these these
Speaker 1: microchips are somehow going into your system and they are
Speaker 1: needing to re up it every year, they say that
Speaker 1: this actually isn't even necessary in order for the government
Speaker 1: to track you. That like tracking has existed for a
Speaker 1: lot longer than we acknowledge that, through credit card, through
Speaker 1: our cell phones, through our computers, through all the information
Speaker 1: we are constantly feeding to a programming around us. There's
Speaker 1: no need for them to spend oodles and oodles amount
Speaker 1: of money putting microchips in our bodies. Can take this one.
Speaker 1: What about the babies? Uh? What about those goddamn babies? God,
Speaker 1: that's the future. Come on, man, And so, just so
Speaker 1: I'm clear, you're you're I've tried. It was suggesting that
Speaker 1: that they're expecting these babies to just be loose from
Speaker 1: their parents for long enough that they'll need to be
Speaker 1: tracking them. And there's there's some wild ass babies out there.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, just right, and they got time. He's
Speaker 1: playing cutthroat. Three guys, one table, two men in a baby,
Speaker 1: I presume it. Yeah, on a chair next to him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: drinking a gatorade. Yeah. I'll also say this, there are
Speaker 1: actually people who intentionally are micro chipping themselves and others,
Speaker 1: but a lot of them are just using it, at
Speaker 1: least in the iteration that that is the intentional microchips,
Speaker 1: and they're much larger. They're like the size of a
Speaker 1: grain of rice, which is thirty three times large, larger
Speaker 1: than what would fit inside of the vaccine needles. But
Speaker 1: they say that they're mostly using it for like functional
Speaker 1: things like accessing your computer, getting in the building without
Speaker 1: having like keys and shit, paying for things without needing
Speaker 1: a card. Like that's what their microchips are for. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. There's a there's a girl on TikTok.
Speaker 1: She's called the chip Girl. And this is a real thing,
Speaker 1: just like everything else I've said, but this one is
Speaker 1: a very real the chip Girl. I believe it's her
Speaker 1: handle and she can access her home because she's got
Speaker 1: a smart lock on her front door. She getting like
Speaker 1: you said, she uses proximity. It's an n it's a
Speaker 1: near field communicator NFC chip that she has in her
Speaker 1: hand and she can press that like against the pain,
Speaker 1: like she's Batman and things. I promise please look it up.
Speaker 1: And she's doing that. Yeah, that is the future. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, first there were bbls and now they're nfcs.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for someone to marry the two. They
Speaker 1: got two big old chips in your but just the old,
Speaker 1: big old chips in them in that butt into every
Speaker 1: room with your butt cheeks first, just torquing it. Light
Speaker 1: up with your hands for you gotta gotta back in
Speaker 1: your body. Start clapping in serie answers, She's like, what
Speaker 1: do you what do you need? What? What? What? I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I can't hear you. Yeah, that's um, you know
Speaker 1: that's very valid from I'm not I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I think that has to be the name of this episode,
Speaker 1: is a clapper in each butt cheek. I think I
Speaker 1: don't think we have anything better of all the points,
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's gonna be like a dumb pun like chips
Speaker 1: ahoy or some shit and chips delicious chip and dale,
Speaker 1: uh track your body. Well, God, damn it, Tristan. I
Speaker 1: I I think we we solved this. I think you
Speaker 1: made You've You've made more than enough points to prove
Speaker 1: that the science is wrong on this, that that uh,
Speaker 1: there are are in fact chips in our flu shots,
Speaker 1: and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around
Speaker 1: with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies. Yeah. Absolutely, no,
Speaker 1: You've You've done a lot for the community. I'm not
Speaker 1: even I'm not even gonna say which community. You know
Speaker 1: which community? Yeah, you know, you know where we go
Speaker 1: when we go all I met the one, not the
Speaker 1: other one. Absolutely, Tristoning. Could you could you tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can find you on what cool shit
Speaker 1: you have going on? Uh? Sure, I will tell people
Speaker 1: where they can quote unquote find me. Nice nice trick. Langston,
Speaker 1: nice trick. He's always child. I'm a cop man. I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna oh my god, he gets nosebleeds too,
Speaker 1: ask him about that. I heard the echo. However, if
Speaker 1: you like more of these, um, I won't even say theories.
Speaker 1: If you like more facts, you can find me on
Speaker 1: Twitter at Tristan J. Winger. Same thing on Instagram at
Speaker 1: Tristan J. Winger. However, I only use my Instagram platform
Speaker 1: for promoting the series that I'm on, So help me
Speaker 1: Tie on CBS Thursdays at nine pm. We've already recorded it,
Speaker 1: so you won't be able to actually find me there.
Speaker 1: But that that's it's a prerecorded show. It's a television show.
Speaker 1: It's not live. It's good that you clarify. The listeners
Speaker 1: don't always they don't they don't know they're not. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, there are shows that are taped in front
Speaker 1: of a live studio audience. This is not one of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna nobody's gonna say whoa when Tristing comes on
Speaker 1: the steps. Oh here good So today, you know, that's
Speaker 1: what they had to cut out and they edit and
Speaker 1: somebody be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, those
Speaker 1: sides are lowered and he got on the same shirt.
Speaker 1: What a beautiful time the nineties word. But we could
Speaker 1: just appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he
Speaker 1: did in the last episode. I love it that way.
Speaker 1: Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife
Speaker 1: beater and we'd be like, yeah, damn orange, it must
Speaker 1: be thirsty. He go down in a white beater and
Speaker 1: the fucking vest. Yeah, like all right, I guess that's
Speaker 1: the outfit. And we're we were We're okay. Yeah, Hey dad,
Speaker 1: I'm going on the date. Wait a minute, hold on it.
Speaker 1: Oh damn you called them at all all the time. Boy,
Speaker 1: you want to tell the people where they can find you? Cool?
Speaker 1: I jokes eighty seven on Instagram. All my days would
Speaker 1: be up there. I'm getting a new website, so we'll
Speaker 1: get it together. Hell yeah, hold out for that new
Speaker 1: website and always you can follow me at Langston Kerman
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Speaker 1: you can come to h the Comedy Attic in Bloomington.
Speaker 1: I would love to see you at either. And as always,
Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,
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Speaker 1: spit hard important facts at your heads, you can send
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Speaker 1: that's it, bye, bitch. Stay off the damn we dup
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