1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, nah, 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: we listen, we're cool man. I bought. I bought a 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: budget room. I also stopped playing jerseys when he told me, 4 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: all right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of Rattails, 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: but put it on home man chips in your US 6 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: racists money stuff. I can't tell me. All I want 7 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: to do is a zoom zoom zoom and my boom boom. Yep, 8 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 9 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: to another phenomen whole episode of My Mama told me. 10 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: I just want to say I hate direction effects beginning 11 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: and listen as a big teddy Riley guy. That's all 12 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: I want to say. The podcast where we the podcast 13 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy 14 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: theories and we finally work to prove that little Wayne 15 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: snapped off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved 16 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: in America. That's right. It's that whatever juice came out 17 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,960 Speaker 1: in the middle of that snapped off dreadlock, it started 18 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: to dissipate. It goes off into the air and out 19 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: into the air, and it's infecting our brains. One of 20 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: them dreadlocks snap off around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen. 21 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: You're telling me that's not connected to where things have gone. 22 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like 23 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: if I'm looking at the timeline. Yeah, damn, yeah, yeah damn. 24 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: That was heavily that was That was a natty dreadlock. 25 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:14,239 Speaker 1: That shit, that shit, that's bad dreadlocks. Yeah, that shit 26 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: hit absorbed all kinds of essences. Come on, man, you 27 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: know the dreadlock snapping off. This is bad. Yeah, that's okay, 28 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: that's I like that one. I think that's very reasonable. 29 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: All right. Well, well, I'm like Sucarment and I'm David 30 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:33,919 Speaker 1: Boy and I we can't. We can't talk about snapped 31 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: off dreadlocks all day our guests today. He ain't got 32 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: no snapped off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe 33 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: he's got like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off, 34 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: but as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have 35 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: remained unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You 36 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: know him, probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda 37 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: on the the hit Insecure, truly every one's favorite character 38 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: from that show. I don't think I meet a single 39 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: individual who doesn't cite at least three things that you 40 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: said throughout the years. And more importantly, he's on a 41 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 1: brand new show called So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious. 42 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: Give it, Give it up for our guests, mister Tristan 43 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: Jay Wingero. Hell, yeah, yeah, I'm great. I'm great. How 44 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it. 45 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: And for the record, my mom does have one of 46 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book 47 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: of mine. Wow, y'all. But when I was younger, my 48 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: mom I had I had a ducktail in the back 49 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: and it was very long, and then I had to 50 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: cut it off in order to get into this program 51 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: in school, but she kept it. First of all, racist 52 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair. Wow. 53 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: And some little tails those ain't long hair. That's not 54 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean. 55 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: You don't have a rat tail. And you get to 56 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I got long hair. You have one 57 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: on the Cosby show. Yeah, you have a rat tail. 58 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: That's what it was. It was. It was a cool hair. 59 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: I mean, that bad Boy was long. It was about 60 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: ten damn really, and that's very improgressive. And I want 61 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: to congratulate you and your mother for maintaining uh ten 62 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: inches of rat tail? Yeah? How often did you have 63 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: to get it rebraided? She would rebraided about once? Agree, 64 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: because it only took like, what five minutes she would 65 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: press it to get it at its maximum length, and 66 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: just yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because it's 67 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest, I'm bringing it back. 68 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: I was just about to say, whoa, you're going you're 69 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: gonna be like a dude? Who? Who does that again? 70 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: I mean when you say it like that, it doesn't 71 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: make you feel s Just I don't know how else 72 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 1: to say. You're just gonna be because you're not gonna 73 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 1: set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just gonna 74 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: be a man? Who here? I don't think so, big dog. 75 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 1: I think Jacob pretty washed here, right, James niggas are 76 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: walking around with free form hair like it's just him 77 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: and the weekend, and the weekend was like I give up. Yeah, 78 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: he's also Canadian? Uh tresl and we we you came 79 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,679 Speaker 1: to us today. This is our behavior the whole time. 80 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: So you got to figure out how you gonna make 81 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:35,039 Speaker 1: it through. You came to us today with a conspiracy 82 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,559 Speaker 1: theory that that we both got excited about. You said, 83 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 1: my mama told me flu shots aren't actually tracking chips, 84 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 1: absolutely absolute. I mean, it's just they make they You know, 85 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: this season comes around every single year, and every single 86 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 1: year there are millions of people born in the United States, Right, 87 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 1: And how do you get everybody on board, to get 88 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: everybody on the same page so you know exactly where 89 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,839 Speaker 1: they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right, 90 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are 91 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in 92 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: every day on them, but no one's logging in as 93 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 1: an infant. No one is logging in at three months old. 94 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions 95 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 1: except that you want some milk from your mother. So 96 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: they've got to find some way to track individuals in 97 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: this country in what other way than by giving people 98 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at 99 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: all times. We gotta keep tracking these motherfuckers like we 100 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: gotta know where everybody is and how you do that? Okay, okay, okay, 101 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: funk flex nose. He's going in funk flex nos. So, 102 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing you correctly, 103 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: you are you are a believer of this. This isn't 104 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: just a thing you're you're passive inside. If you're like 105 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: no flu shots, try device as hell. Yeah, well listen, 106 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: you know a lot of people believe this. Um. This 107 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 1: is just something that I was told. This is like politics, 108 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: get that TV money, all right? I like that. You know, 109 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: people even looked side to side like you had a 110 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: crowd there. This was good. They're good people on both 111 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: sides this issue. No, everybody buys sneakers, yeah, everybody, you know. 112 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,679 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people 113 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: believe that they don't want to get sick every year, 114 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: and so you know, sometimes they go to their local 115 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: drug store and they get a little shot in the 116 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: arm and it's done. Yeah, And okay, I guess my 117 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: next question is when was your last flu shot? Are 118 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 1: you a flu shot guy? Are you? Are you not? 119 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: You're like no, I'll never get a flu shot whatever? 120 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: Are you like? They'll never find me? Man? Who's on 121 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: TV every week. I can't say that they that I've 122 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:14,679 Speaker 1: ever received said flu shot. Yeah, I can't to be speaking. 123 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: I can't remember when exactly I've I've had one of 124 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: these flu shots. Yeah, I um, my memory only goes 125 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: as far back as I can remember. I can only 126 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: remember back to about this second grade and so I 127 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: was about six, and as far as I can remember, 128 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: I don't remember getting the flu shot six. So you 129 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: know what I I can't remember. I can't recall. Yeah 130 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: that are you in the place now where you're like 131 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this 132 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,200 Speaker 1: is like are you trying to propagate this or are 133 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: you like? No, this is just for me and people 134 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: will figure it out on there. Are you know what 135 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: I mean? Like? Where are you in the In the 136 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 1: championing of the ideas, there are a lot of things 137 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 1: that I championed. Um, I champion just love for everyone. 138 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 1: I champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion 139 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: multi vitamins, I take a powdered version of them mixed 140 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: with water. I championed one of the other things that 141 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: I was told when I was young that I definitely 142 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,320 Speaker 1: follow as never to leave home without a jacket, because 143 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: you know how you're gonna be out, so you know 144 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: you're just throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one 145 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 1: of those on, so you know. And whether or not 146 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: people choose to understand and and heed my advice, that 147 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:47,480 Speaker 1: is una. So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say 148 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 1: what blood? Oh crap? Yeah, that's right. I love it. 149 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,959 Speaker 1: That's right. Makes me wish I could dig back my 150 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:59,719 Speaker 1: last fucking yeah. No, I'm I'm sold. I think I 151 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,000 Speaker 1: I got it when I got boosted like a mark. 152 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,719 Speaker 1: I think this, this kind of control, this kind of 153 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 1: professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go, yeah, 154 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: this man's too goddamn good for their for their not 155 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: to be some legitimacy to the presentation. Here's my question 156 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: to you, like, when was your last flu shot? Uh huh, 157 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: that's a good question. So here's here's a honest to 158 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,839 Speaker 1: god true is that when I was in college, I 159 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 1: signed up for the like experimental flu shots because I 160 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 1: needed the money. Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing. Yeah, 161 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 1: I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a shot. 162 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: That sounds good to me, sounds like me and the 163 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: bitch is going to win these or for the whole car. Man, 164 00:10:54,960 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: come on, y'all, it's on me tonight, shakes for everybody. 165 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,440 Speaker 1: So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my 166 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: if if if in fact, what is being presented is true, 167 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: and I'd be lying if my blood isn't coursing with 168 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: with microchips. Just yeah, I had a good because like 169 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,560 Speaker 1: so okay, So here's what we're saying on a base level, right, 170 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:26,439 Speaker 1: it would mean that the microchip doesn't last forever, right, obviously, 171 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,320 Speaker 1: it needs to be right re up to every now 172 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: and again. That's what that's what that would be the 173 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: basis of why we have to do it every year, 174 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,199 Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right, just 175 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: like you know you get updates for your phone and 176 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,680 Speaker 1: all of your mobile devices. There are software updates, there 177 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: are improvements. We have advancements and computer technologies. I mean 178 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,920 Speaker 1: even when we look at you know, cars that are 179 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 1: coming out now with over the air updates. You know, Bluetooth. 180 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people 181 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 1: have air pods and a lot of people will have 182 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: like Bluetooth here phones. People are sticking with the wired 183 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,959 Speaker 1: joints because they provide a great audio through the microphone. 184 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: What who are you right now? Exactly? I keep a chord. 185 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: I keep a chord case in point. And so in 186 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: order to get the people who are unable to cut 187 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 1: the chords, say to speak, you know, those those flu 188 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: shots have to be updated regularly, damn. And so those 189 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 1: of us that that have been caught tricked into into 190 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: sort of re upping are just re upping technology for 191 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 1: for our own tracking? Are we? Is the argument here, 192 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: and I want to be clear, is the argument here 193 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: that the flu shot otherwise has zero function, that it 194 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: truly is just like or they like, yeah, here's a 195 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: flu shot that's gonna help your body. But although got you, 196 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: we we got you. Well, so you know there there 197 00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 1: there are lots of um a different type, so vitamins 198 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: and medications that have multiple resources in them. Like for example, 199 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: there's there's this new medication called ozempic that is for diabetics, right, 200 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: that's that was the primary function of it. But one 201 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 1: of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot 202 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: of people are using it for weight loss. And so 203 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:24,359 Speaker 1: you said, everybody on the on the oscars was on ozempic. Yeah, 204 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: and that is another theory that you don't have time 205 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: to talk about today. Also, you don't have to call 206 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: them theories. This is a safe place almost. This is 207 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: a fact. Every single last one of those people on 208 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,640 Speaker 1: that stage were on o Zempic. There was a pre 209 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: party sponsored by Zempic. I ain't playing there were there 210 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: were There was a pre party hosted and um presented 211 00:13:49,920 --> 00:14:00,079 Speaker 1: by Ozempic, doctor Ozempic himself. Finally, all my children and 212 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 1: are amongst me and presented them my awards, my sunken 213 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: cheeks children. And that's exactly why. Uh. And Jamie Lee Curtis, 214 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,280 Speaker 1: she's the new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new 215 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,600 Speaker 1: I think I think her thing wash was bad bowls. 216 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 1: She she had like those gut issues, which is why 217 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: she did the uh the yogurt activia. Oh yeah, you're 218 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: gonna should yourself be the way. Come on, have some 219 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 1: of these hes gonna come out? The truth set you free? Yeah, 220 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:42,480 Speaker 1: she just needed them shuffled around a little bit. I 221 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 1: think we might be ready to throw to a break. 222 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: Before we do that, let's let's ask one final question. 223 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:54,480 Speaker 1: I'm curious to know. Do you feel like should we 224 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: find out that these tracking systems are placed in our 225 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 1: body that that we are, in fact me track through 226 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: these microchips. Is there something that we can do about it? 227 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: Or there is this just there? It is they got 228 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: as boom goes to dynamite. Well, I mean the thing 229 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: that a lot of people are doing these days, they're 230 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically, specifically the purple Gatorade. 231 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: He lives in my apartment. Bro okay, because the purple one, 232 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 1: as we all know, and this is not a theory, 233 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: goes right through the bloodstream. It's got a lot of 234 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: calcium in it. Grow the sky. I don't I don't 235 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 1: know that there's anything else that needs to be said. 236 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: Purple gatorade does a lot for me. We're gonna take 237 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back with more trist than Jay 238 00:15:53,600 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: Winger and more. My mama told me, because good feel 239 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: good and you sing good and make love good. Oh oh, 240 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: welcome back. We have young King Tristan Ja Winger dropping bombs, 241 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: drops the truth. Tell you idiots to truth. You've been 242 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: looking for truth? Here it is here. It is nothing 243 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: about that. I didn't even mean to put that one on. 244 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: That was the wrong one, and I ain't planning. That's 245 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: how excited I am about this young man who's no, 246 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: what don't even listen to me that you're maning because 247 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: you're somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that 248 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: flu shot. If I could take back one thing in 249 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: the last year now more than anything else. Yeah, are 250 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,679 Speaker 1: you a flu shot every year? Guy? Is that okay? 251 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 1: But yeah, I got it. Made me think it was 252 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: rich people should to do, because I was already like 253 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: the way you just bitched. It was like you had 254 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: to save up for your big flu shot triannually. That's 255 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 1: not giannularly. You could try it. You take it three 256 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: times a year. I meant every three years. But you know, 257 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: I think it's that that same thing that biannually suffers from. 258 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: Bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those 259 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 1: is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one. No, 260 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 1: it's hard to it's hard to set up a recurring event. 261 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: The point is, no, I was I was bro I 262 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,720 Speaker 1: was off the grid all the flu shot. I didn't 263 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: have health insurance from like I left home at seventeen 264 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: mm hmm, and I started doing I didn't have health 265 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 1: insurance for like fourteen years. So there's a huge gap. 266 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 1: That's my Jesus time. They don't know where years Yeah doctor, 267 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,199 Speaker 1: not once? Good for you. A couple of couple couple 268 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: uh couple emergency room visits that you know you have 269 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,399 Speaker 1: legal idea? Who who owes those bills? You know what 270 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,359 Speaker 1: I'm saying. But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at all. Prison. 271 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 1: How how often are you consulting with the medical I mean, 272 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 1: as you can probably already tell I, I don't I 273 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: have a I have I have a cabinet where I 274 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: have lots of different teas to Basil leaves, does a 275 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: lot for us if you are I don't know, basil 276 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 1: leaves and ginger and old bay seasoning, all bay seasoning, exactly, 277 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,400 Speaker 1: all bay seasoning right there, right next to the gingerrel. 278 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,840 Speaker 1: I bet he's got some ecchanation then, absolutely absolutely ecchanation. 279 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:12,639 Speaker 1: What is that other? The other maca root throughout the 280 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: whole body. Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little 281 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,120 Speaker 1: maka root in there, every last one under your nose 282 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 1: before exactly, I did do a fair amount of research 283 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,400 Speaker 1: on your conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your 284 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: thoughts on. Obviously, Uh, you know, take it as it is. 285 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,959 Speaker 1: I'm not a bright man, and I'm learning a lot today. 286 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: I truly this has been very informative for me personally. 287 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: The first statistic I'll throw your way is that, based 288 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 1: on Poles, there's at least five percent of Americans that 289 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,440 Speaker 1: believe definitely this is true that flu shots are actually 290 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 1: tracking chips, with another fifteen percent who believe that this 291 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 1: is probably true. They're not as certain as as some people, 292 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,880 Speaker 1: but they are fairly certain. Yeah, that's at least twenty 293 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,439 Speaker 1: percent of the population right there who are going to 294 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: live a very healthy and prosperous life. Twenty percent. But see, 295 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,439 Speaker 1: doesn't that make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know, 296 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,880 Speaker 1: twenty out of one hundred people getting to just live 297 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: on populate the earth. This is exactly what I talk 298 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 1: about on my Twitter when I talk about when talking 299 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 1: about evolution, it's twenty percent. Okay, Well, I mean there's 300 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: evidence to suggest otherwise that I don't support. Okay, there 301 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: we go, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a 302 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: million years ago when we were on his planet, only 303 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: had four fingers on chant. That's why there are four fathers. 304 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, Come on, I came 305 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: across an Atlantic art of the Atlantic, excuse me, or 306 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: written by someone who works specifically for a data company 307 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:25,119 Speaker 1: where they work in creating quote unquote wearable devices, and 308 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: he in this article is exploring the possibility that when 309 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,439 Speaker 1: he went to go get his COVID vaccine that he 310 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 1: could have been possibly getting injected with a microchip. He goes, 311 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,879 Speaker 1: he's sitting and he's getting the vaccine, and he goes, 312 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 1: all right, let me let me consider the possibilities here, 313 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 1: and then he tries to write an article where he 314 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: breaks down sort of the falsehoods, or rather the the 315 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now, before I read that, 316 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: I'd love to hear your reaction, just at the premise 317 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 1: of this, just at the premise of this article. What's 318 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: the name of the company he works for. Yeah, well 319 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: that's a good question. That's a good question. But I 320 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: first want to express my disappointment and you getting this 321 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,879 Speaker 1: information from the Atlantic, I'm surprised. I usually get I 322 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: usually get my information from the Watchtower. So yeah, and 323 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'm a Pacific family exactly West coast. But 324 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 1: I mean, it just makes it makes a lot of 325 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,439 Speaker 1: sense to me that you know, there would be something 326 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:35,159 Speaker 1: also in this quote unquote vsa V vaccine that was 327 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,440 Speaker 1: generated just to get everybody to stay at home so 328 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,639 Speaker 1: they can you know, have you ever seen the Truman Show, 329 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,720 Speaker 1: Remember when he was on the boat and he was 330 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: going towards the horizon. Then he ran into the wall, 331 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,919 Speaker 1: and that happened because that was a part of his 332 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,160 Speaker 1: quote unquote world he was living in that they didn't 333 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 1: get to finish expanding. We live in a bubble, okay, 334 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: And with everyone being at home for about a year, 335 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 1: not able to go anywhere, they were able to finish 336 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 1: different parts of this bubble that we live in. They 337 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,680 Speaker 1: were able to expand this bubble for us. And so 338 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,959 Speaker 1: you know, it just makes sense to me that they 339 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,760 Speaker 1: have to keep track of people to make sure that 340 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,920 Speaker 1: we were staying at home, so they can do that 341 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,959 Speaker 1: for us because originally the bubble stopped at the dr 342 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: exactlys go exactly. Ask all the passport bros. They know. 343 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 1: I'll present a few more uh, while I respect your 344 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: choice and hear you about the Atlantic critique, I'll present 345 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: to you some of the information that that this possibly 346 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: mistaken article communicates. And you tell me one way or 347 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: the other where you fall in the information. One of 348 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,679 Speaker 1: the things that they talk about in this article is 349 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 1: that people's biggest concern, or at least what they claim 350 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow be 351 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating via 352 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: five G towers powered through the five G and subsequently 353 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 1: that's how they're tracking us. And one of the things 354 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 1: that he points out is that five G chips as 355 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: we have them now are about the size of a penny, 356 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 1: which is far larger than anything you could fit into 357 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:33,240 Speaker 1: a vial to inject into a person. So I'm so 358 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 1: glad you brought that up, because the five chips are 359 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: they are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we 360 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,439 Speaker 1: think about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple, 361 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,640 Speaker 1: we know Apple as is big conglomerate and they make 362 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,680 Speaker 1: all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's 363 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 1: the same manufacturer as the five G chips, the flu shot, 364 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,159 Speaker 1: the COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you 365 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 1: look at the manufacture, if you go and look at 366 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,800 Speaker 1: the address, they all have the same address or in road, 367 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: I land the smallest steak. Come on, this ain't just 368 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:14,680 Speaker 1: so I'm clear. You know what Rhode Island School of Design? 369 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 1: Who designing them making the chips? There? You're saying they 370 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,199 Speaker 1: chose the smallest state to make the smallest chips that 371 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: they then put into our flues. How big a factory 372 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,119 Speaker 1: do you need if the chips are tiny? Do the 373 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 1: back Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects. 374 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:40,120 Speaker 1: You can bump those out of an army's uh okay, 375 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 1: So you don't even need you don't need like some 376 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: massive plot of land. Hence, Rhode Island is the perfect location. 377 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: The entire state there's a factory. This is why no 378 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: one's ever been there. It's also corrupt state in the Union. 379 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: That's look that up. That's it's a fact that not 380 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 1: like this other don't look this other stuff up, but 381 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: that you can look up. Look that up. The next 382 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,640 Speaker 1: thing that this person talks about is that, frankly, there 383 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,719 Speaker 1: is a major dispute or certainly h flaw in the 384 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow. 385 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: They say there's no real power source for the chips 386 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: inside of the human body, even if they were in 387 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 1: fact small enough to make it inside. Come on, your 388 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: body is a battery. I don't even ever seen the 389 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,479 Speaker 1: experiment children do with lemons and light bobs. I haven't, 390 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,639 Speaker 1: but that sounds like it sounds like a black John 391 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:50,800 Speaker 1: Mare's your body is a battery. M your body is 392 00:26:50,880 --> 00:27:06,919 Speaker 1: a battery, doubly exactly. Trust then your your thoughts is 393 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: our our bodies actually batteries? Yeah, I mean yes to 394 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,359 Speaker 1: an extent, so the idea, yeah, as you're aware. There 395 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,360 Speaker 1: are different types of watches, right, I don't know if 396 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 1: either of you guys are into watches at all. There's 397 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 1: some watches that are powerbow batteries and there are some 398 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:29,879 Speaker 1: that are I mean, it's a construct and that's a 399 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:36,680 Speaker 1: proper way to pronounce pronounce it construct. But but anyway, 400 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: with watches, there are battery power watches, and there are 401 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,399 Speaker 1: also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement, so you 402 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,640 Speaker 1: keep on your watch. For example, this is automatic watch. 403 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,640 Speaker 1: You keep it on. It uses your your movement kinetic 404 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: energy that is real kinetic energy, and it powers the device. 405 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: And the same thing happens with these chips. Five G 406 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,439 Speaker 1: requires a battery. That's why those are in phones. Larger chips, 407 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 1: but the smaller chips, the ones that they put in 408 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,720 Speaker 1: the flu shots aren't. They're they're too small for batteries, 409 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: so they're relying on this kinetic energy from our body movement. Said, 410 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,479 Speaker 1: so you understand what he's saying. The only way if 411 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,280 Speaker 1: you've got one of these flu shots, the only way 412 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 1: to stay off the radar, don't move. Shout out to 413 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: my big people. They don't know how many there are 414 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 1: because we're not moving around them. Chips going to sleep 415 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: mode and wait their turn. Come on. Yeah, okay, Now, 416 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 1: one of the points that you're making that I actually 417 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did 418 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: look up what is the smallest micro chip, like the 419 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,719 Speaker 1: smallest computer right now that that has been created, is 420 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,240 Speaker 1: technically small enough too fit in through the very small 421 00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 1: needles I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter 422 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: whatever needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There 423 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 1: are in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However, 424 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,680 Speaker 1: what they say is those chips are not built for 425 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:19,240 Speaker 1: any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just 426 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities. 427 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: Is that what they say that is? Because hey, wait 428 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: a minute, because this is a family podcast so I 429 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,520 Speaker 1: can't have you out here using wild terms like blogney. 430 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:45,200 Speaker 1: Let's let's just take it easy. Okay, let's it's pepperoni. 431 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 1: Let's back hey, let's back that shit up and talk 432 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: to each other like adults. All right, it's then that's 433 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: my favorite kind of sandwich. Anyways, exactly, Oscar ascarm Iron 434 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: has away with it. May has the first name Oscar Malarkey. 435 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,280 Speaker 1: Oh man, that was that was for immigrants. Yeah, he 436 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 1: came into these country as Oscar Malarkey. They changed, they 437 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: made him changes. Yeah. He was like, I'll fucking show you. 438 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the most American food real, Okay, I'll 439 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: poison you from the inside out and you'll never know. 440 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 1: Forget the name of Oscar Jay Mularkey. But but on 441 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 1: a serious note, the fact that this chip measures temperature. 442 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: Our body is a thermostat, m okay, and we have 443 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 1: to be at what temperature to be alive, to be 444 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna 445 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,560 Speaker 1: be honest with you. I just wanted to be in 446 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,440 Speaker 1: the conversation I made. I made that. Thank you, thank you. 447 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: But you know, because you read read I was gonna say, 448 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: I definitely think you can get colder than ninety eight 449 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: point six and still keep still keep kicking around, but 450 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,000 Speaker 1: you have to maintain you gotta you gotta average out 451 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,080 Speaker 1: to ninety. Yeah, it's gotta usually be the human body 452 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 1: is operating temperature is ninety eight point six dugrees fahrenheit. Right, 453 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: But I go by Kelvin. That means I can have 454 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 1: like a sixty sixty three day as long as I 455 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,160 Speaker 1: get to a one twenty day the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 456 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: I mean you gotta you gotta diverse. That's math. Yeah, 457 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,480 Speaker 1: I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying 458 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,800 Speaker 1: that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is 459 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,880 Speaker 1: a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing 460 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,240 Speaker 1: what they're telling us they're claiming to do exactly because, 461 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 1: like I was saying earlier, the way that you know, 462 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: you can take spam and make that into any kind 463 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,200 Speaker 1: of meat product thing, you can do that with. You 464 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 1: can multitask with devices. So this device that measures our 465 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually doing 466 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: is transmitting our location at all times directly to the 467 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: White House, to Joe Biden's computer. Joe Biden's big booty 468 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:39,080 Speaker 1: decks desktop. The he scrolls on. You know, he's got 469 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 1: a big old, thick old desktop. Ain't got a hook 470 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: on it, got a shelf on it is computer has 471 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:54,960 Speaker 1: boot up sounds. That is reg you learn. He said 472 00:32:54,960 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: a keyboard on top of that thing. The the other 473 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 1: piece of information that I'd love to hear your thoughts on. 474 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 1: And this is one of the major arguments they have 475 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: against the suggestion that there are microchips and the fluid 476 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: that's being injected is that they say that we, for example, 477 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: four COVID get vials of fiser, let's say that are 478 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: basically meant to be dedicated. You're already off golf course 479 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 1: on fvisor. You're like, no, I'm not here for visor. Yeah, 480 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:33,160 Speaker 1: the p is silent whatever. But but there are six 481 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: to twenty five doses and each of these vials that 482 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: they're sending, right, which means that you are using separate needles, 483 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: but you're still injecting into the same like liquid, right, 484 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,440 Speaker 1: and as you pull from that liquid, there's no way 485 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,000 Speaker 1: of guaranteeing that you would have a microchip in each 486 00:33:54,600 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: dosage just because it's free flowing liquid. Mmm. So if 487 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,440 Speaker 1: I learned anything in my high school science class. Where 488 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: they started, it's that, it's that that is where they start. 489 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 1: That is where they start to get us. You know 490 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: trained is that liquids take the form and take the 491 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 1: shape of their container. And so if we have you 492 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,319 Speaker 1: know these you know, I can't pronounce the name. Um. 493 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,719 Speaker 1: I believe it begins with a P, but the P 494 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: is silence, so I can't pronounce the rest of it. 495 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid, 496 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,960 Speaker 1: Who's to say that with every injection we're only getting 497 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe we 498 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:47,880 Speaker 1: are hundreds, if not hundreds of thousands of aquidships in 499 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 1: every dosage. Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. 500 00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:02,759 Speaker 1: He's black as convey exactly. It's a real yesad moment. 501 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:13,480 Speaker 1: I think of that. That to your thing. Absolutely. So 502 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,480 Speaker 1: this is fascinating because you're saying that that there are 503 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,840 Speaker 1: there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips in 504 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 1: each pull. So it doesn't matter if we're not getting 505 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,200 Speaker 1: all the microchips, and and am I then to believe 506 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: that that they're just all powering a single connection? That 507 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 1: are they like only working one at a time kind 508 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: of thing. Have you heard of a mesh network? Like 509 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 1: like you know, you go to a certain part of 510 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 1: your house Wi Fi. We used to just have one 511 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: Wi Fi I mean not in my house, but we 512 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: used to people would have Wi Fi router in the house. 513 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,120 Speaker 1: But like now you need multiple routers in your home 514 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,920 Speaker 1: to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big. 515 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,200 Speaker 1: No one needs that many routers in their home. So 516 00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 1: it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this 517 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of 518 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,480 Speaker 1: these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh 519 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,440 Speaker 1: network in our own human bodies, powered by our kinetic 520 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,280 Speaker 1: energy from our movement. Which is why they were so 521 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 1: much in the rush to get us from staying in 522 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: the house, out of the house and go back to work. 523 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,600 Speaker 1: When I thought, I thought this was a pandemic and 524 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,280 Speaker 1: were supposed to stay at home. But now we're rushed 525 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: to go to work. I thought we were working from home. 526 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,640 Speaker 1: What happened there? Now I've got to travel in my 527 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,520 Speaker 1: car and interact with other people and ping off of 528 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 1: them locations with one another. Come on, oh man, you're 529 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 1: saying we had to move them little legs to keep 530 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,719 Speaker 1: the power going. Absolutely exactly because it's kinetic. Boy, where 531 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,239 Speaker 1: are you with with this? Where I know you were? 532 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: You were? You felt sold before trying to pick my 533 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: brain up off the floor. To be quite honest, I 534 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 1: mean it's not often somebody comes into your life and 535 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,719 Speaker 1: they just like, yeah, like so many cylinders that you 536 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 1: are familiar on, firing on Hyeah, I do drink V 537 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: eight brother. You know, I think I need you were 538 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,279 Speaker 1: an eight head. I'm coming to the door. Come on, man, 539 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,239 Speaker 1: I know, I know. Oh when I see me, come on, man, 540 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:39,919 Speaker 1: my man's beata carroteens. Uh oh well, ye dark, We're 541 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,719 Speaker 1: gonna take a break from these these O shows. We'll 542 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,120 Speaker 1: be back with more trips than Jay Winger and more. 543 00:37:47,200 --> 00:38:00,320 Speaker 1: My mama told me someone get this jigaboo away for me. 544 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:07,280 Speaker 1: We are back with the Young King speaking about whether 545 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,480 Speaker 1: or not it is micro chips inside that flu shot 546 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,360 Speaker 1: that you all decided to take. I was forced, but 547 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 1: you all decided willingly. I was. I was forced to 548 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,920 Speaker 1: the Sam's Club. Wow, they got you in the sam 549 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,040 Speaker 1: Club too, The SA's Club. How they how they forced you? 550 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,080 Speaker 1: What happened. Well, they were just like, well, we could 551 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: also give you you're getting the booster. We also just 552 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,640 Speaker 1: knocked the flu out right now. Oh, they hit you 553 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,919 Speaker 1: with that that slick. You know I love a bundle deal. 554 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,520 Speaker 1: You know I love a bundle. You know where the 555 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,920 Speaker 1: Salmon Sam's Club comes from? Right? I know? You know? 556 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,239 Speaker 1: I I do not know, But boy am I I 557 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: gotta hear it. First name, uncle, last name samon. Mm hmmm, damn, damn. 558 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,440 Speaker 1: But they were feeding me the whole time. I had 559 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: to feel it. But I just needed to hear you 560 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 1: saying out loud. You know how you hold out hope 561 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,160 Speaker 1: that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. M hm, 562 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,360 Speaker 1: it was right there. It's not his first name's uncle. 563 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,400 Speaker 1: Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what I 564 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,719 Speaker 1: should have done. I'll tell you about that one at 565 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:27,200 Speaker 1: another time. More information cash at me. Here's the last 566 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,200 Speaker 1: piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to use that word 567 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,000 Speaker 1: evidence that I'll present to you. They also say that 568 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 1: even if you are of the thinking that these these 569 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,160 Speaker 1: microchips are somehow going into your system and they are 570 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,279 Speaker 1: needing to re up it every year, they say that 571 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 1: this actually isn't even necessary in order for the government 572 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:57,080 Speaker 1: to track you. That like tracking has existed for a 573 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,960 Speaker 1: lot longer than we acknowledge that, through credit card, through 574 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: our cell phones, through our computers, through all the information 575 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: we are constantly feeding to a programming around us. There's 576 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,760 Speaker 1: no need for them to spend oodles and oodles amount 577 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,080 Speaker 1: of money putting microchips in our bodies. Can take this one. 578 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:23,680 Speaker 1: What about the babies? Uh? What about those goddamn babies? God, 579 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: that's the future. Come on, man, And so, just so 580 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:35,720 Speaker 1: I'm clear, you're you're I've tried. It was suggesting that 581 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 1: that they're expecting these babies to just be loose from 582 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,640 Speaker 1: their parents for long enough that they'll need to be 583 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,799 Speaker 1: tracking them. And there's there's some wild ass babies out there. 584 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:57,279 Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, just right, and they got time. He's 585 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:04,440 Speaker 1: playing cutthroat. Three guys, one table, two men in a baby, 586 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:17,239 Speaker 1: I presume it. Yeah, on a chair next to him, Yeah, 587 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:22,839 Speaker 1: drinking a gatorade. Yeah. I'll also say this, there are 588 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: actually people who intentionally are micro chipping themselves and others, 589 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 1: but a lot of them are just using it, at 590 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,040 Speaker 1: least in the iteration that that is the intentional microchips, 591 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,520 Speaker 1: and they're much larger. They're like the size of a 592 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,920 Speaker 1: grain of rice, which is thirty three times large, larger 593 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:46,160 Speaker 1: than what would fit inside of the vaccine needles. But 594 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,960 Speaker 1: they say that they're mostly using it for like functional 595 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,600 Speaker 1: things like accessing your computer, getting in the building without 596 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,919 Speaker 1: having like keys and shit, paying for things without needing 597 00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,319 Speaker 1: a card. Like that's what their microchips are for. Yeah, yeah, 598 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,560 Speaker 1: I've seen it. There's a there's a girl on TikTok. 599 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,239 Speaker 1: She's called the chip Girl. And this is a real thing, 600 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,680 Speaker 1: just like everything else I've said, but this one is 601 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,759 Speaker 1: a very real the chip Girl. I believe it's her 602 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 1: handle and she can access her home because she's got 603 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,160 Speaker 1: a smart lock on her front door. She getting like 604 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,840 Speaker 1: you said, she uses proximity. It's an n it's a 605 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 1: near field communicator NFC chip that she has in her 606 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,200 Speaker 1: hand and she can press that like against the pain, 607 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:32,200 Speaker 1: like she's Batman and things. I promise please look it up. 608 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:38,560 Speaker 1: And she's doing that. Yeah, that is the future. I mean, 609 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,320 Speaker 1: you know, first there were bbls and now they're nfcs. 610 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,359 Speaker 1: I can't wait for someone to marry the two. They 611 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,560 Speaker 1: got two big old chips in your but just the old, 612 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,680 Speaker 1: big old chips in them in that butt into every 613 00:42:55,719 --> 00:43:01,239 Speaker 1: room with your butt cheeks first, just torquing it. Light 614 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:08,320 Speaker 1: up with your hands for you gotta gotta back in 615 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: your body. Start clapping in serie answers, She's like, what 616 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: do you what do you need? What? What? What? I'm 617 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:25,719 Speaker 1: sorry I can't hear you. Yeah, that's um, you know 618 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:34,799 Speaker 1: that's very valid from I'm not I'm not gonna lie. 619 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 1: I think that has to be the name of this episode, 620 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,680 Speaker 1: is a clapper in each butt cheek. I think I 621 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,120 Speaker 1: don't think we have anything better of all the points, 622 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 1: Otherwise it's gonna be like a dumb pun like chips 623 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 1: ahoy or some shit and chips delicious chip and dale, 624 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:05,440 Speaker 1: uh track your body. Well, God, damn it, Tristan. I 625 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,719 Speaker 1: I I think we we solved this. I think you 626 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,800 Speaker 1: made You've You've made more than enough points to prove 627 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: that the science is wrong on this, that that uh, 628 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,920 Speaker 1: there are are in fact chips in our flu shots, 629 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,200 Speaker 1: and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around 630 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,840 Speaker 1: with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies. Yeah. Absolutely, no, 631 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: You've You've done a lot for the community. I'm not 632 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,719 Speaker 1: even I'm not even gonna say which community. You know 633 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,799 Speaker 1: which community? Yeah, you know, you know where we go 634 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,960 Speaker 1: when we go all I met the one, not the 635 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,640 Speaker 1: other one. Absolutely, Tristoning. Could you could you tell the 636 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,759 Speaker 1: people where they can find you on what cool shit 637 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 1: you have going on? Uh? Sure, I will tell people 638 00:44:53,480 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 1: where they can quote unquote find me. Nice nice trick. Langston, 639 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: nice trick. He's always child. I'm a cop man. I'm 640 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,759 Speaker 1: not even gonna oh my god, he gets nosebleeds too, 641 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,040 Speaker 1: ask him about that. I heard the echo. However, if 642 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,280 Speaker 1: you like more of these, um, I won't even say theories. 643 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,960 Speaker 1: If you like more facts, you can find me on 644 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,680 Speaker 1: Twitter at Tristan J. Winger. Same thing on Instagram at 645 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:31,280 Speaker 1: Tristan J. Winger. However, I only use my Instagram platform 646 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,400 Speaker 1: for promoting the series that I'm on, So help me 647 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,040 Speaker 1: Tie on CBS Thursdays at nine pm. We've already recorded it, 648 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,280 Speaker 1: so you won't be able to actually find me there. 649 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,600 Speaker 1: But that that's it's a prerecorded show. It's a television show. 650 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,040 Speaker 1: It's not live. It's good that you clarify. The listeners 651 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,480 Speaker 1: don't always they don't they don't know they're not. Yeah. 652 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,440 Speaker 1: You know, there are shows that are taped in front 653 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:56,879 Speaker 1: of a live studio audience. This is not one of them. Yeah, 654 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,080 Speaker 1: nobody's gonna nobody's gonna say whoa when Tristing comes on 655 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:10,600 Speaker 1: the steps. Oh here good So today, you know, that's 656 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,000 Speaker 1: what they had to cut out and they edit and 657 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 1: somebody be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, those 658 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,880 Speaker 1: sides are lowered and he got on the same shirt. 659 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,560 Speaker 1: What a beautiful time the nineties word. But we could 660 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: just appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he 661 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,040 Speaker 1: did in the last episode. I love it that way. 662 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,520 Speaker 1: Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife 663 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,719 Speaker 1: beater and we'd be like, yeah, damn orange, it must 664 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,759 Speaker 1: be thirsty. He go down in a white beater and 665 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,919 Speaker 1: the fucking vest. Yeah, like all right, I guess that's 666 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,239 Speaker 1: the outfit. And we're we were We're okay. Yeah, Hey dad, 667 00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:04,000 Speaker 1: I'm going on the date. Wait a minute, hold on it. 668 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:10,560 Speaker 1: Oh damn you called them at all all the time. Boy, 669 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,440 Speaker 1: you want to tell the people where they can find you? Cool? 670 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,759 Speaker 1: I jokes eighty seven on Instagram. All my days would 671 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,680 Speaker 1: be up there. I'm getting a new website, so we'll 672 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,879 Speaker 1: get it together. Hell yeah, hold out for that new 673 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,200 Speaker 1: website and always you can follow me at Langston Kerman 674 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,920 Speaker 1: on Instagram and April fifteenth, come to the Mic Drop 675 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,120 Speaker 1: in San Diego. In April twenty eighth and twenty nine, 676 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,560 Speaker 1: you can come to h the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. 677 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,240 Speaker 1: I would love to see you at either. And as always, 678 00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, 679 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,760 Speaker 1: your own drops, If you want to write us about 680 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,960 Speaker 1: how irresponsible we are for letting this this brilliant mind 681 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,479 Speaker 1: spit hard important facts at your heads, you can send 682 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:57,920 Speaker 1: all of that to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise, 683 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:04,320 Speaker 1: that's it, bye, bitch. Stay off the damn we dup 684 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:14,120 Speaker 1: because I'm thees My crop chips in your NAEs o 685 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:21,280 Speaker 1: Koala bears are racist. The ostal layers hosting the money 686 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,120 Speaker 1: versions in many Turkey stuff I can't tell me