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Speaker 1: The nick Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am so

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Speaker 1: Nicky Clayser Podcast. It's Tuesday's episode. Uh, sorry, we weren't

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Speaker 1: here yesterday. Was there a supplemental episode or was it

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Speaker 1: just no nothing, a blank space? Oh my god? And

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Speaker 1: will write nothing? Um, because yeah, there was nothing. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing there. Well I wonder if people were enraged. I

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Speaker 1: haven't checked Instagram. No. Um, oh good people understand no

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Speaker 1: one said anything. Well that's not a good sign either.

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Speaker 1: I want I want people to be angry up in arms.

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Speaker 1: They didn't get a podcast yesterday, especially after a long

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Speaker 1: weekend of waiting and and and uh they had they

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Speaker 1: not had to They heard the live episode from Say

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Speaker 1: Louis on Thursday, because on Thursday we were actually recording

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Speaker 1: another live episode from Cancun. I mean where am I? Um?

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Speaker 1: I'm in St. Louis right now. Um, but in the

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Speaker 1: last uh since Wednesday, I've been in Cancoon, um, Tampa,

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Speaker 1: It's been insane. Um. I just got back this morning,

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Speaker 1: like you know, fifteen minutes ago. And oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing black socks with my sneakers. It's not a

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Speaker 1: good look. I'm kind of going up on my outfits.

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Speaker 1: I just I mean, I've consistently warn of Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: to I am. I have maybe five or six left.

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Speaker 1: It is so nice to not have to wear anything

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Speaker 1: like usually every day I'm like, oh my god, do

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Speaker 1: I have to look cute? And when I have a

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Speaker 1: rule for myself which is like, you gotta wear Taylor

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Speaker 1: Sift shirt, it takes so much the stress out of

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Speaker 1: getting dressed out of it. I love it. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even realize I was giving myself such a gift. I

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Speaker 1: put all of my tailor swisshirts on top of my

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Speaker 1: wardrobe in my closet, and then as I wear them,

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Speaker 1: I washed them and I put them in the drawer.

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Speaker 1: So the ones on top I know I haven't worn yet.

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Speaker 1: I want to keep adding because I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to ever wear anything else because I

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Speaker 1: don't want to try to look super cute. And let

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Speaker 1: me just be honest, her March isn't all that cute,

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Speaker 1: and it's not my fault if it's not cute. It's

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Speaker 1: like I had to wear it because I made a

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Speaker 1: rule for myself that I created. UM, so it's really yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's up to me anyway. Um Yeah, yesterday was

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Speaker 1: I mean, Cancoon was wild. Thank you to all the

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Speaker 1: besties that were there um and showed your support while

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Speaker 1: we recorded an episode from the pool. Um, it was

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Speaker 1: truly insane. That episode will be out on Thanksgiving. You

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Speaker 1: will hear a lot of screaming. You will hear me

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Speaker 1: trying to mitigate the screaming, begging them to stop screaming,

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Speaker 1: because everything in Cancouon is you say anything and wow,

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Speaker 1: like my sorias is flaring up like there's a child

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Speaker 1: drowning all over there, like everything everything you said, and

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Speaker 1: it's just like this is not going to be fun

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Speaker 1: for anyone to listen to. Um. But Thanksgiving us such

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Speaker 1: what's what's it? They'll be happy to have it, I think,

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Speaker 1: And you will hear. But I just want you to

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Speaker 1: was just like, please stop screaming, please, sir. Um, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It was just women. But we did a really fun

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Speaker 1: thing that you'll see, like the podcast goes off the

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Speaker 1: And thank god we had that idea because no one

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Speaker 1: and the people just started to seem annoyed because they

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Speaker 1: then you look into it. This guy, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: just being like guys calmed down. There's um he uh.

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Speaker 1: out and does like advocacy for like crowd control at

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Speaker 1: been washing before, you know what. I've never almost been

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Speaker 1: terrifies me any am. I get into a building that

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Speaker 1: let me just say, probably love Trump because based on

424
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Speaker 1: the jokes I did, which I thought would be well

425
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: received by people attending an event m seed by John Stewart,

426
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: they would be in for a little bit of digs

427
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: that Trump I used. I never used to like to

428
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: make Trump jokes because I felt like alienated the crowd

429
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to make anyone feel bad. Fuck you,

430
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore because I make one joke about

431
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: him being a buffoon and then you tune out my

432
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 1: whole set because you're angry. You're ridiculous. That's ridiculous. So wait,

433
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 1: go through it. So you go. So anyway, I'm backstage

434
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: with I'm like kind of like reeling after my though,

435
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: like before you go on stage. So you're back there.

436
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 1: I get there, I have Oh my god, dude, I had.

437
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: I had two hours of hair and makeup. I have

438
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 1: a very very tiny room with Interragonmental Hotels they got

439
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: for me, but it's a tiny room. Three people show

440
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 1: up to do my hair and makeup. They have an

441
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: assistant there to just like open creams and like open

442
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 1: her eyeshadows, and I was just like, why are this

443
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: three people too much? They did my makeup, and God

444
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: bless them. I just didn't have time to have them

445
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: fix what went wrong. And it was a low lighting.

446
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: And these people are talented in their own right. It's

447
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 1: hard to do makeup specifically for someone who knows what

448
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: they like. But I took a selfie of what I

449
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: looked like after they got done, um, just to just

450
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: to just to confirm that I never want my hair

451
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: and makeup done again. I'm just always going to do

452
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: it myself. It saves me time, it saves me money,

453
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: and it saves me from wanting to cry. It's not good.

454
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: It's not good. No, I'm going to give it to

455
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: you to put up on that. I mean, you look

456
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: like a vampire geisha. Meme, mime a vampire geisha on mine.

457
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: I look like I'm about to be This is what

458
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 1: I would look like if they was an open casket

459
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: and I died of some sort of blood. All the

460
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: blood in your face is through somewhere else. Yeah, rat poison,

461
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: I ate or something. I mean, I was you look

462
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: like a powdered doughnut. So and I requested so much bronzer,

463
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: like that's what I really did look like. I mean,

464
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: it looks like it can bend spoons. You know what

465
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Like, uh, that you just wrote the

466
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: Declaration of Independence or no? Before that was with my mind.

467
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: Do you remember Powder? That movie? He would be like

468
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: in a spoon would I never saw it, but I

469
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: always referenced it because I always felt like I had

470
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: the same complexion. I was so upset. I was texting Jen,

471
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: my assistant, and I was just like and I was

472
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: already depressed. Yesterday I slept all day. I got into

473
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Speaker 1: New York at I got in I got to my

474
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Speaker 1: hotel by one and I slept until four and then

475
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Speaker 1: I woke up and I had to and they were

476
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: are I told them they shouldn't be there till five

477
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: because I don't need in more than an hour and

478
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: a half to get ready. They're there at four and

479
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 1: Jen's like, they're in the lobby. They have a lot

480
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: of stuff. Can they come up? And I'm like, okay, fine,

481
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 1: so I let them up. I go down to get Starbucks.

482
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: I come back. There's three of them in the room

483
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 1: and I go there are three. I'm texting her from

484
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm like, I have to shower. They're mad

485
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 1: at me that I have to shower. I'm like, but

486
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: your guys are here so early. Whatever, it doesn't matter.

487
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: They did and they did their best. They're not bad artists.

488
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: They just were bad for me. And I can do

489
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: it better myself. And that's why I'm going to do

490
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: it better myself. Like it's like masturbating. It's time you

491
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: have sex with someone. You're like, no, I can do

492
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 1: the better myself. I was going to ask you out

493
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: of French Revolution. That's hilarious and exactly I wanted to, yeh,

494
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: can we will post that to post. It's so bad.

495
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: And that was when they were done. They had she

496
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: had given me this fake eyelish is that were just

497
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: like these clumps that they put on. They were so bad.

498
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: The person that I invited to go with me got

499
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: to the uh the hotel, and I was crying, but

500
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,199
Speaker 1: I couldn't cry because I didn't make the best up

501
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: my makeup, So I'm like, I can't cry. So I

502
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: just started going and just like shaking and just like

503
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: like sometimes I just get so mad I can't cry

504
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: that I clenched my fists as hard as I can

505
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: and almost like dig my nails into like I just

506
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: feel like I have to just tense up like that.

507
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: It was like that I was great, and he was like,

508
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: are you okay? And I said some very bad things

509
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: about those people, and he goes, I don't recognize this person.

510
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: And then later on we were talking about someone I

511
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: forgave and he was like, you're such a person that's

512
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: able to forgive people so quickly for things that are bad.

513
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: But man, earlier today you were not that person. I go, yeah,

514
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: and I knew in that moment, I was like, I'm

515
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: saying horrid things about but it wasn't something that would

516
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: stay with me. I've already forgiven them and it was

517
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: my fault. I didn't communicate properly and I shouldn't have

518
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: hired them and they were It just wasn't the right.

519
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: It wasn't right. I want to know more about the

520
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: event though. We can get into it, but we gotta

521
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: get to the news. Yeah, damn it. I want to know, Like,

522
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: but John Stewart, I want to say John's when I

523
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: he he came up behind Like I was sitting next

524
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: to Lee Woodruff, who was amazing woman who was so

525
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: sexy and like she's probably in her like fifties, maybe

526
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: late fifties. I'm guessing she's so hot. I'm just like

527
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: I want to do anything you do. Like, she was

528
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 1: just the sexiest woman I've ever seen. She was so

529
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: cool to me, like just be yourself. She's like you

530
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: and I have the same person. She was just like awesome.

531
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you. So I'm chilling with her

532
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: on the stool after my set that was like mediocre.

533
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: Look when did you go up in the lineup? Did it?

534
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: It was like Harlem Choir singing national anthem. A little

535
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: bit of a video about wounded shoulders, then Donald Rowlings,

536
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: then another wounded soldier video, then an auction, then Nate Bargatsi,

537
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: then a the video, then some other people speaking, then

538
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: the Craig from Craigslist, then then Bendy Carlisle, then another

539
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: musical former woman's I was like, at the towards the

540
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: end of the show, did anyone destroy h? So then whatever,

541
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: I was, what are you going to say about Jon Stewart?

542
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: So he was sitting next he came up to talk

543
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: to Lee. As I was watching the show. It was

544
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: like she was behind me and I heard this person

545
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: like come over and talk to her. But I thought

546
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: it was like one of the backstage guys that were

547
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: like working the pulleys for the the the curtain, because

548
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: he looked he was wearing a baseball cap. He had

549
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: like you know, that scruffy like beer like kind of

550
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: grayish beard and and I and she's being very filing,

551
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: and so I looked and then I did a total

552
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: double take and I go, oh my god, I didn't

553
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: recognize you. And I was like, and uh. He had

554
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: a great set to open the show. So I was like,

555
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, it was so funny. And he made

556
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: some joke about like, oh, yeah, they really want to

557
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: hear about anal right away, and I was like, oh,

558
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: he didn't anals. I didn't even hear the anal joke.

559
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 1: But he I guess he talked about anal right out

560
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: of the gate. But he told me that he was like,

561
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: he goes, uh. He kept making jokes about how bad

562
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: they were, which felt so good, and he hadn't seen

563
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: my set, so he was already validating that they were bad.

564
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: And he was really nice, and I took a picture

565
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: with him, and then right after the picture, he goes,

566
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: you did you had to crouch? Didn't you? You had

567
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: to crouch? I I sensed the crouch. He didn't have

568
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: to crouch, but he crouched. Did I go, No, no, no,

569
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: I didn't like I'm wearing heels, like it's like, not

570
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: go you're not. Honestly, it wasn't a bad crouch at all.

571
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: I always kind of like lean in to be closer

572
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: to people. But then I realized Bruce Springsteen does the

573
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: same crouch to play music. He's like crouched down like

574
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: he's taking one heel. That was why the guy's backstage

575
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: put a nail in it and fix it. They got

576
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: me grilling glue, they got stuff. It would have been

577
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: great out though. If you showed him your heel, that

578
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: would have been perfect. Wait. Oh and and yeah he's

579
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: short Springsteen not that tall, you know, he's sort too. Yeah,

580
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: short man killing it king. Oh my god, Can I

581
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: just say John Stewart hot? Yes, I'm sure it's and

582
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: I know it's because he's funny and famous and all

583
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: those things. He's hot. He's so hot. No one said

584
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: he was ugly, no, no one did. But he's a

585
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: but he's a like a cute guy. And I was

586
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: just so nervous around it. But he was so nice.

587
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: At one point we were all taking a picture and

588
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: I put this in my Instagram story. But he said,

589
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: this looks like the cast for that for an animated

590
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: movie where it's like their buttons, but they came to life,

591
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: and I was laughing sore, and I go and yeah,

592
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: this is the first time any of these people have

593
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: actually talked to each other, but in real life, and

594
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: no one left in my life. Later on, Chris, the

595
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: good guy I brought, he was like, that was fucking hilarious.

596
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you. I thought it was funny too.

597
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: And then he's like, everyone's too nervous, runch on, they're

598
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: not even listening. Yeah, I mean, look, you were at

599
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: the same table with fucking and I was just kidding news.

600
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh man, sorry, we took off yesterday. I had to

601
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: eat Jimmy John's and Nikki had to do something with

602
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: Jon Stewart and the boss. Uh, you know the same thing.

603
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells. And it's Tuesday,

604
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: so everyone knows what that means. It's Tuesday, and uh yeah, okay,

605
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: alright to California, couples have gave birth to each other's

606
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 1: babies after a mix up at a fertility clinic and

607
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: spent three months raising the wrong children that weren't there

608
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: before swapping the infants. I mean, what's the difference at

609
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: that point? Hey, oh you mean just keep I mean,

610
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: after three months, you would feel very connected to this

611
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: baby that you were with for three months, and then

612
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're just are like, no, but

613
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't have the same d n A mistakenly give

614
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: me back my baby. That looks like the other couple

615
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: wanted their baby back. To want my baby. I want

616
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: chilly baby back. Um Um, I just feel you know,

617
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,239
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of like I want my

618
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: d n A. I would have that reaction. I mean,

619
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: I think it's sad. I bet I bet it wasn't easy,

620
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: and I bet they will always feel deeply connected to

621
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: those children that they raised for three One of the

622
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: baby's was a darker shade than both the parents, and

623
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: they were like, I guess it's like they were like

624
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: trying to convince themselves, like over time, They're like, you

625
00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: just got a tan and an incubator. Yeah, he was. Yeah,

626
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I mean they were, you know, I mean that it's

627
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: gonna be crazy. They said they're gonna stay friends, and

628
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have to after three months.

629
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: So I feel like you're kind of like, no, that's

630
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: such a crazy thing to happen that I think it

631
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: could bind. Yeah, if you spent three months raising what

632
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: you thought was your brand new baby and you were

633
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: either you know, first time parents or you know, it's

634
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: your baby, it's something that you just gave birth to.

635
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: For the and and obviously they're at a fertility clinic

636
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: so they've been working on having a kid. It makes

637
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: a lot to them. You have a baby for three

638
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: months that you think is yours that three months is

639
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: so important in a new parents life to bond with

640
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: their baby, that that bonding is more important than if

641
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: the baby spent three years as an adolescent. I would say,

642
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: not to mention, how crazy is it that you could

643
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: put someone else's sperm and egg in another and it

644
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: just develops. It's just sucking. That's wild to me. Yeah,

645
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: I know. That's why I said, why doesn't every woman

646
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: do a sergasy? Why would you ever if you could

647
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: afford it, why would you ever do it yourself because

648
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: you want to be pregnanty you would feel bad for

649
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: the woman that has to do it. No, you pay

650
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 1: her and she wants to do it. She's good at

651
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: having babies, she's a good oven. Does people have c

652
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: sections all the time? How many babies? I did a

653
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: huge bit on it and perfect of like, I just

654
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: found out a surfgacy. You can put your own egg

655
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: and it comes out looking like it's it's you. She's

656
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: just a carrier of it. And I'm like, why doesn't

657
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: everyone do this? Yeah? Why wouldn't you do that? If

658
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: you want to have your own baby and not like

659
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: have your like But the thing is, I just want

660
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: to do it because I want to like keep my figure.

661
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: I remember the bit. My bit was like I would

662
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: want to do it because I want to keep my figure,

663
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: and you can't. That's too vain of a reason. So

664
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: you have to like come up with like a like

665
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: a thing you have that's like an affliction that you're like,

666
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: I can't have my own baby because I just I

667
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: have like my pussy is like too tight. It's like,

668
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: so I came up with a thing called TPS type

669
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: pussy syndrome. I just im. But Nikki, your baby would

670
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: be so skinny for your type pussy. Know, even a

671
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: skinny baby can't fit through it's so tight. I forgot

672
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: the bed it was, it was pretty good bed. It's

673
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: so weird that you can forget bets. Why doesn't Why

674
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: don't people do that all the time? I don't know.

675
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: I mean, who does the baby your eggs frozen? And

676
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: the baby? I wonder if the baby can uh suck

677
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,439
Speaker 1: the woman's breasts that had the baby? Um, A baby

678
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: can suck any woman's breast. But what the milk? Is

679
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: the milk better from your own? Tit? You know what

680
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: I mean? Well, you know and people that go you know, Um,

681
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to adopt because I just like don't

682
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: know that. I like, it will be the same as

683
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: if it's my own. It's like, so you think adopted

684
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: children aren't has loved as biological children. You don't you

685
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: think that? Like and they do? No, It's like, but

686
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: you do. You just said it, so I would never

687
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: I've never thought that parents that have adopted kids don't

688
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: love their kids as much as parents that have their

689
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: own kids. There's never been that for me, but I

690
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: think a lot of people think that, and that would

691
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 1: be I would be in rage if I were adopted

692
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: child and most people thought that, And I think most

693
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: people do. Yeah, I mean the Saragon thing though, even

694
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: if you're getting paid, you got a bond with that.

695
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a crazy job. I don't know

696
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: how people do it. I don't know how people do it. Like,

697
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: you don't think you bond with the baby it's in

698
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: your nine months? Yeah, But I mean there's girls that

699
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: give their own babies up and not let alone it

700
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: not being your egg or the sperm of a person

701
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: that you're with, or women love the picture to like

702
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: two months, four months, six of their belly six months.

703
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: It's here. It's a baby. It's a boy or a girl.

704
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm not going to show the photo though, because it's ours.

705
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: But I did lead you to the whole way. I've

706
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: used this baby to get likes, but I'm not showing

707
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: the face. Oh yeah, uh anyhow, but yeah, that was

708
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: that was wild. There's a great This American Life called

709
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: Switched to Birth. I'm not kidding you. If you need

710
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: to crank out, if you need to waste two hours

711
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: of your life. One of the most compelling things I've

712
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 1: ever listened to was the This American Life episode Switched

713
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: at Birth, which is the same thing that happened, but

714
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: the babies were born on the same day or around

715
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: the same time, and they got switched to the hospital,

716
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: and they were raised in the same community at the

717
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: same they went to the same school all their lives.

718
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: And one of the moms knew but never said anything

719
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: because it was the fifties or it was like the

720
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: sixties or whatever, and she was just like, you don't

721
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 1: question a doctor, and it would make the doctor seem

722
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: like he did a bad job, and you don't question

723
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: a male doctor even though she knew. So she was

724
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: like obsessed with the other girl because she knew it

725
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: was hers. It was it's wild and it shows you,

726
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: like what nature and nurture can both do because both

727
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: did you see the documentary about the triplets, the three

728
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: guys and then they came together and then they were

729
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: like sex symbols for like a year. Everyone's like, who's

730
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: these three like long island a towing kids and they

731
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: were all smoking and like being treated like gods. You know,

732
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just really funny. And but yeah,

733
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: you see nurture, firth nature, but then you can see

734
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: how many things they have in common even though they

735
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: are raised by other That's what they found. It was

736
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: with adoption. I Q is not affected by nature or nurture.

737
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: It's all nature. No matter what. You're not going to

738
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: affect a child's i Q by like doing things differently.

739
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: The kid is like, is what it is? That's all.

740
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: My cousins adopted two Russian kids from like yeah, like

741
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: straight up. But I've never questioned a parent's love for

742
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: their child is less or more than that of someone

743
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: who has their own child. Ever, But I think a

744
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: lot of people do. They came to the DC show,

745
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh I like them. Um, they were so nice. They're

746
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: the best next story. They're funny. They told the story.

747
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: They're like ones in law school and the other one

748
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: lives in our basement, but they lead with law school.

749
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: It's pretty fun. Anyways. Researchers behind the study titled sand

750
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: son See and Sex with Strangers the Five s Is

751
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: found that tours hooking up in the Canary Islands are

752
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: destroying fragile and sand dune habitats. What did you just say?

753
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: What was any of that? Honestly, I was reading this

754
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: Samsun Sea and sex was Yeah, just picked the ssayest

755
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: news story. Okay, So can I tell you what I

756
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 1: gleaned from it? In the Canary Islands, there are people

757
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: having sex in the sand and it's sucking up like habitats, yes, yes,

758
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 1: like calm getting places like they're just fucking too hard.

759
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: They're ruining yeah. Uh. And there's the native plants that

760
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: are dying because of it because they're like yeah, um,

761
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: I could see this happening. I mean the other day

762
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: we walked across the lawn at that resort and I

763
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 1: was like, Andrew, you can't walk across the grass. I mean,

764
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: I think that was a crazy thing. It just doesn't.

765
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: It was in front of so many people, and we're

766
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: at this resort as like we're working for the resort.

767
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: It just felt like we shouldn't walk across graves with grass.

768
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: You playing grass, grass comes back. But I'm just saying

769
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: for me, it just looks bad when their paths that

770
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: we are just because like grasses, like it's manicured someone's

771
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: someone's job is to keep that grass looking as great

772
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 1: as possible. And if you create, tread over it walking.

773
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: I get what you were saying. It was in front

774
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: of a lot of people, so I was like, oh,

775
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: these people, these the performers. We were a little bit

776
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: like fun this place, Like it just felt like but

777
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: I've did it. I mean I followed you. I was like,

778
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: why are we crossing? Because we didn't want to walk

779
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: extra four paces. We haven't gone over Camcoon or anything.

780
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: We've been in a million places. I mean, life was

781
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: insane this past weekend. I don't know how your sta Donnell.

782
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: Last night, Donal was in Cancoon with us. I saw

783
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: him all over the resort, like he's everywhere. So I

784
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: saw him last night and we went to the event

785
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: and then afterwards back at the hotel. Uh my friend

786
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: and I were like walking around Times Square trying to

787
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: find food because it was late and that's where our

788
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: hotel was by. And on the way back we run

789
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: into Donnelle and he's like with a wounded soldier and

790
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: he's like going. He's like, we're gonna we're gonna go

791
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: do karaoke. Come on, NICKI come on. And early in

792
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Cancoon he was like, Nikki, let's smoke some weed. Let's

793
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: smoke some weed. And I go, Donald, I don't smoke

794
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: weed anymore. And he's like, well, let's go get a drink.

795
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't drink and he goes, oh,

796
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: so you funk a lot. So you funk a lot.

797
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, I guess. I guess

798
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: I could be addicted to sex. I don't know, but

799
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't think I am. Um, but it was you.

800
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: It is interesting, like that is addiction. Like people stopped

801
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: drinking and then they just start sucking a tonne. You

802
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: just find something else. So he wasn't off, but he

803
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: ran to him and I go, Donnelle, I'm gonna go

804
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: to bed, like I go, I'm so tired. He's like,

805
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: you're always tired. You're always tired. I'm gonna tell people

806
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: Nikki is not as fun as she seems. And I

807
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: was like, done, hell, I am fun. I swear to god,

808
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: I'm fun. I've just I've had the longest hame day.

809
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: And he goes, you don't think I work hard, You're

810
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: gonna play the work hard card? And I go, yeah, Donnelle,

811
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: I go, I know it was in Cancun, but when

812
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,479
Speaker 1: I'm not in Cancun, I'm doing other work all the time.

813
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't stop for me. Right now it's and he

814
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: was like, you're you're trying to play this game. He

815
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: was like he was like getting mad at me, and

816
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: I was like, donnell I'm not having this conversation. I

817
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: was like, I go, okay, fine, one song because I

818
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: thought the karaoke place he was like just right there.

819
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: And he goes and I go. He goes, all right,

820
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: let's do it. Get in the card. I go, I'm

821
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: not getting at a goddamn car. I go donell no,

822
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: and he was just like, I'm gonna tell everyone you're

823
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: a fake, You're a fraud, You're not fun. And I

824
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not. I wanted to gell to him.

825
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm about to go get fucked. That's what I want

826
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: to do. I should have said that. I should have

827
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: been like, I'm about to go have sex dot al yeah,

828
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: at least two of them, but he was. It was

829
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: It enraged me because I was just trying to prove

830
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: to him and my feet hurt so fucking bad. Last

831
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: night so bad. And that is something that men do

832
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: not understand. When you're at the end of the night

833
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: and heels you. It's just there's no And I didn't

834
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: bring little like slip on. It was just it was torture.

835
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: I was in so much pain. I don't know how

836
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: people can get can do. It's weird how like certain

837
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: comedians like the attention train just never stops. Like for me,

838
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: if I do a show, even if it's ten minutes

839
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: or twenty minutes, I'm good. I'm good on the attack.

840
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: Like I don't mean about when you drank. Maybe I

841
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess, yeah, I don't drink. Yeah, you're drunk, right,

842
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: It's like finding the next bar. It's my god, when

843
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: I was drinking, the night never ended. Yeah. I always

844
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: want to and I would tell everyone you're you're lame,

845
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: you suck going to it because the night doesn't seem

846
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: long you're drinking. You kind of like you kind of

847
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: like just five hours can seem like ten minutes when

848
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: you're so hungry. I was tired, my feet hurt, and

849
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: I did say I would sing one song if it

850
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: was close by. And then he was like, let's get

851
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: in the car, and I go no, no, no. Um.

852
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: But he's mad at me, I think now, because I

853
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: sent him a picture of us this morning to make peace,

854
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: and I edited this beautiful photo of him, me and

855
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: Nate in the street. It's so cool looking. It looks

856
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: like we should go and tour together just because of

857
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: this photo. It's so cool. But he never wrote back

858
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: to us. I think he's mad. Maybe he's still sleeping

859
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: because he went out. That could be right, that could

860
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: be right. Okay, let's go to break real quick and

861
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: then come back with why do I care? Hey? Why

862
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Um? I don't

863
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: know if you saw, I mean, this has been everywhere

864
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: after world. How did she know? I don't know. She

865
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: probably saw the email. Maybe no and I were talking

866
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: about and I was like, I think if you just wait,

867
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: you might learn some things. So Drake issued a statement

868
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: on Travis Scott's after a world festival where he made

869
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: a surprise appearance before a stampede of concertgars led to

870
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: the death of eight people and injuries to many of others.

871
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: He champagne Poppy Drake's Instagram, he wrote, I've spent the

872
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: past few days trying to wrap my mind around this

873
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: devastating tragedy. I hate resorting to this platform to express

874
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: an emotion as delicate as grief, but this is where

875
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: I find myself. My heart is broken for the families

876
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: and friends of those who lost their lives, for anyone

877
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: who is suffering. I will continue to pray for all

878
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: of them and will be of service in any way

879
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: I can. May God be with you all. Oh. He

880
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: even wrote it kind of cool, looks like a rap.

881
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's all like centered and it's it's not

882
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: like on notes how you would do it? Like even

883
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: his thing had to be cool. It had to Yeah,

884
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: there was like does he gave it to someone to

885
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: be like put some flare on this, you make it

886
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: look he gave it to his like design guy. Um,

887
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you think he's really praying for

888
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: these people? I think he probably is. Well, I mean

889
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: it was Travis Scott's concert. I mean Travis Scott was

890
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 1: kind of the mastermind behind this. I mean he's had

891
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: this before, and he's had like past things where like

892
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: he's he's incited violence, like multiple times, he's been like charged,

893
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: Like his whole thing is like, funk the system if

894
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: you if you don't have a ticket, just come and

895
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: jump the barrier like he and so everyone's like, but

896
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: you can't blame him. He's just saying that's like you

897
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: can't blame Hitler for inciting violence, Like if you don't

898
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: pull the trigger, that doesn't mean. Look, I think on

899
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: the same token, you can say these fucking fans are

900
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: out of their mind. Like you could blame both people,

901
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I hate when people are like, no,

902
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: it's thereful, it's it's both there, it's both and listen,

903
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: I could I could forgive young Travis Scott if he

904
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: would realize that he had a part to play in

905
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: it and he feels bad and isn't going to do

906
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: it anymore. But this, like, no, I didn't do anything wrong.

907
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna apologize. I'm so sorry for the victims,

908
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: but I didn't do anything wrong. Come on, I think

909
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: he says that because probably the law he could probably

910
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: lose fifty million dollars or something. I don't know, right,

911
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: there's already lawsuits filed against him. Yeah, there's a there's

912
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: a moment where he stops the crowd and and it's

913
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: like what's going on? And he sees the ambulance and

914
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: he's like, nah, fuck it, let's keep going. And there's

915
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: another thirty minutes after it's already been like labeled a

916
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: uh like a whatever like whatever event like and uh,

917
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: you can see robot dancing ambulance is there? Yeah, like

918
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: pulling out dead people. And the concert went on for

919
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: another with a syringe in the neck. Did you hear

920
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: that part? Yeah, there's another thing about a guy going

921
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: which is like that's an old tale, but I wonder

922
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: if that's a real thing. I mean that in the

923
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: movie theater Seat and then it says you have eight

924
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: There there was some guy at our our middle school

925
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: who was like giving people high fives, and he had

926
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,479
Speaker 1: like a needle in his hand. What didn't have aids

927
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: on it, but I mean it could have or whatever.

928
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Andrew just got so scared. But yeah,

929
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: we made fun of hollow my friend hollow hoopie when

930
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: she laughed because she was like so she was like

931
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: yeah fuck yeah, Like she was just excited if anyone

932
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: was like trying to be friends and there she was

933
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: like fuck yeah five. It was like oh it was um, yeah,

934
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: people would do that with a thumb tax. That's so

935
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: insane anyways. But yeah, so, um, who's who do you

936
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: think is to blame? At what point is the artist

937
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: uh at fault? I mean i'd have to say he

938
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: probably is, Like it's uh, I don't know. I don't

939
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: really believe in blame, but that's me. I don't know.

940
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: I know that, Like I just read like I just

941
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:01,479
Speaker 1: don't believe in locking him up up or I mean, yeah,

942
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: is it gonna Is it gonna bring back your son?

943
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: You lost no money? Sure? Yeah? They should do better

944
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: about Like he should not be able to work venues

945
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: that don't want people dying at their venues. Thevenue should

946
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: take an initiative to not book him or allow him

947
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: to be at their places because they don't like his

948
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: Like it's up to people like that. He clearly is

949
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: not going to ever see the error of his ways

950
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: and take a credibile or accountability. So when you deal

951
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: with someone that's never gonna that is not operating by

952
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: just you know, it's not going to acknowledge the truth,

953
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: don't try to like get it out of Just let

954
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,919
Speaker 1: them go and just don't give them the opportunity. Don't

955
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: buy tickets. And if people still buy tickets to his

956
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: shows and want to support him, then it's you're Then

957
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: you're you are liable to get trampled, and it's now

958
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: it's I don't think it's anyone's fault. It's just like

959
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just hate this. Like I just

960
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: read something on Reddit. Actually, let's get to reddit dump.

961
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:12,479
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit dump. This is actually a sad

962
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: Reddit thing that I read. But it was a you know,

963
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: I followed last images on reddita that's the last picture

964
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: that exists if someone before they died, And there was

965
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: this one of this little boy that was on a

966
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: fishing trip with his dad and he was just like

967
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: a cute little boy, and his dad posted it and

968
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: was like, you know, this last photo of my son

969
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: on the way back from this fishing trip. A woman

970
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: had not hooked up her dog crate on her roof,

971
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 1: um secured it and it came out, it came off

972
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: the car and you know, smashed indoors and and killed

973
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: him on impact and tragic little four year old boys.

974
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,479
Speaker 1: So sad. And I was reading the comments and people

975
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: were writing like so sorry for what happened to him

976
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,919
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. And someone was like, what happened

977
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: to the woman? Did she face an charges? And he

978
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: was like, no, not yet. Um I want her to

979
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: lose everything, And I'm just like, I don't know what

980
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: it's like to lose your son or to lose a

981
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: family member. I might be on that side of like

982
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: I would. I don't think that woman intended to kill anyone.

983
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: Like accidents happened, Yes, she should have secured it better,

984
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: but like it to me, it's like to lose you

985
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: wanted to lose, you wanted to go away and rot

986
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: in in prison. I mean for doing the thing that

987
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: seems like the worst thing in the world, is like

988
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: contributing to the loss of your son, but like it's

989
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: it was an accident, and I just I don't know.

990
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: I would have to. People could say, Nikki, you wouldn't

991
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: do the same. You just put yourself in their shoes,

992
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to and I could never do that

993
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: without knowing what it's like to have your love for

994
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: your child and all those things and to lose someone

995
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: that you love so much that that's so young. How

996
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: I would feel if someone if that happened to my

997
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: nephew or my niece. Um, But I don't think the

998
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: answer is locking someone up because they didn't secure a

999
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: dog cage well enough on their car and it led

1000
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: to the death. Yeah, it doesn't bring your son back,

1001
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: I think she obviously. Don't you think it's punishment enough

1002
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: that this woman has to live her life knowing that

1003
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 1: because she didn't secure a bungee chord she killed a child.

1004
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: Isn't that punishment enough? It's it's fucking brutal. I think

1005
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: I guess if you're gonna it's negligence obviously, But like

1006
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: I've done, I agree. I think I think what happens

1007
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: for me, it would be how how stupid was the negligence?

1008
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, and even then I

1009
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: get what you're saying, but I'm just saying, like if

1010
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: I was, like if they did something so it's like

1011
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: someone putting a fridge just in the in the back

1012
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: of a truck without tying it down. But if she

1013
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: tried to tie it down and she put bungee chords

1014
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: and she thought it was secure, then yeah I could,

1015
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: I could probably, you know what I mean, Like, there's

1016
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: certain accidents that could have been avoided. Yes, where I go, Okay, well,

1017
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: you know what, Like I don't know, I even think

1018
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: that if I get it, I'm not. I don't know

1019
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: what's life and hopefully I'll never have to experience it.

1020
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: But I even think if it was a drunk driver,

1021
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: like if it was a young kid that just truly

1022
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: didn't know better, or someone that was an addict and

1023
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: had a tough life and they just drank too much

1024
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: that led them to drive, I would be so angry

1025
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: and like heartbroken and fucking furious. But I think putting

1026
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: that person away for life and ruining their life, it

1027
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: now ruins two lives. And that person's life is already ruined.

1028
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 1: Their addiction, their selfish addiction just had them kill someone else,

1029
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: and it's I don't know. I know I'm gonna get

1030
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: a lot of hate for this, but I just I

1031
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: don't see how that brings anything back. I don't know.

1032
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: If there's like a Holocaust survivor Reddit, but they have

1033
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: very interesting perspectives on on forgiveness. Yeah, well, it kind

1034
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: of goes with with what you're saying. In order for

1035
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: them to have closure, you have to forgive it. So

1036
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: if you just go through their stories, it's I don't know,

1037
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: it's very open. My problem with the d u I

1038
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: stuff is that everyone talks so much shit about it,

1039
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: but how many Again it goes back to like how

1040
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: many people have driven drunk? It literally everyone. They don't

1041
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: even like if you're someone that goes no, dude, I well,

1042
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: I had like three drinks one time and drew. Well

1043
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: you if someone you love died, because if someone took

1044
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: three drinks and killed them, you would want the person

1045
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: to rotten hell that could have been you. Well, it

1046
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: goes back to this football player just happened to who

1047
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: was on the Oakland Raiders. But it was man like

1048
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: I was going a hundred and fifties. No I'm not

1049
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: saying that he deserves to go no, no, no, but

1050
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm saying how much worse it looks if you're going

1051
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: a hundred fifties, Like just that line alone, if he

1052
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: was going you know, sixty, If you don't, it's just

1053
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: it's so weird it shows more negligence. Yes, yeah, agreed.

1054
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: And there's a part of part of me that if

1055
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: that if I lost someone to that guy, I'd go

1056
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: get get that, go away, because you're an adult person

1057
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: who has the ability to make sound choices. But I

1058
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: guess I could extend it like he's an addict. He

1059
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: is under the influence of fame and looking cold and

1060
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: had to speed. I could probably, if I did enough work,

1061
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 1: get to the place where I would try to forgive

1062
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: that person and understand that if I was born in

1063
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: his body all and his experience, I would have made

1064
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: all the same choices that would have led me to

1065
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: going a hundred fifty six miles an hour, and like

1066
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: he couldn't help it, like I couldn't get I could

1067
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: get there, but boy it would be hard. Um, you're right.

1068
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: It does come down to like little things like that,

1069
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: and at what speed is it? Like there's got to

1070
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: be a point tenth of a speed and you're going

1071
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: I would go, okay, but if you're that you would

1072
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: suck a dick for a rice. Yeah, but there is,

1073
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: but there is a ten cent difference where you'd go nos. Yeah,

1074
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: there has to be, because if if there's a time

1075
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 1: that you would and there's a time that you wouldn't.

1076
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: For a certain price, there has to be a cut off,

1077
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: and it comes down to it like you could probably

1078
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: get it to a ten cent, but my argument would

1079
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: be then it would be like either a million dollars

1080
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: or nine. So let's take off another ten CeNSE. Okay,

1081
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: we'll do it another ten cents. Okay, I'll do it.

1082
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: At what point does it get down to a place

1083
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: where you go, I'm not going to do it. Okay,

1084
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: here's one. This is from Not the Onion. These are um,

1085
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,399
Speaker 1: this is the sub right called not the Onion. It's

1086
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: news articles that read like they're from the Onion. They're

1087
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: actually real. So I love these. This one says, faced

1088
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: with soaring d's and f's schools are ditching the old

1089
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: way of grading. So teachers now just don't know what

1090
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: they're passing kids that they that would be faced with

1091
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 1: soaring d's and f's. Yes, schools, I know, soaring d's

1092
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: face with sore d's face with soaring d s and

1093
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: f schools are ditching the old way of grading. So

1094
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: now because are on the rise, Yes, because after COVID

1095
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: they've seen a lot of kids just stopped trying because

1096
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: during COVID no one needed to try. My sister was

1097
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: a teacher, and like, they didn't have homework. The kids

1098
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: were under so much dress and stress that they just

1099
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: were like Also, kids were fine, they were playing a lot,

1100
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 1: like what are we dude? I was reading this article.

1101
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: It's this is the wild part that I wanted to read.

1102
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: It said, Um, it's just funny to me because like,

1103
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: growing up, you're like you would do anything to get

1104
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: a day off school, and now you have so many

1105
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: days off school and you're like, they missed school. Someone said,

1106
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, they're just dying to

1107
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: get back to school. I mean the idea of getting

1108
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: a G in school was not an option for me.

1109
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: But the idea that you could pass with a D. Now,

1110
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: it says, hey teacher here, this is a comment. Over

1111
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: three fourths of my students, UH read at a blow

1112
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: a fifth grade reading level. I teach eleventh grade. Next

1113
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: year is my last year of teaching. I will never

1114
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: look back. Fuck the system that's enabled all of this,

1115
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: someone said, former teacher here. Last year, when COVID happened,

1116
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: I had to hand a diploma to a child who

1117
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: did a single assignment for the whole year and had

1118
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: a six average for quarter one. I don't know what

1119
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: that means. And boy am I ecstatic about the former part. Um.

1120
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: Someone said, my parents and all of my grandparents were

1121
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: all teachers. I grew up in school when this was.

1122
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: I grew up in school even when I was out

1123
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,479
Speaker 1: of school. And yeah, funck that ship. Um, someone said, yeah,

1124
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: everyone's saying teacher as well. It seems to get worse

1125
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: every year. Half of my nine ten students are fourth

1126
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: and fifth grade reading level. How the funk am I

1127
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: supposed to teach scientific literacy at the high school level

1128
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: if they aren't able to read and write? People are

1129
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: just saying, uh, teaching like people? Teachers are dropping like

1130
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: flies and not looking back. Well, I mean, what do

1131
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: you do then? What do you do if you're in

1132
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: tenth grade and they've just passed this kid because it's

1133
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: easier to pass him than in price, because they want

1134
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: to keep kids the same eight It's really yeah, yeah, yeah,

1135
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: so what do you But what do you do? Do

1136
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: you do you hold them back until they're caught up?

1137
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: You know, like what, I don't know what the better

1138
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: teachers better? Better? Um? I mean what the answer is

1139
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: is catching it before obviously gets to tent. I don't

1140
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: even think it's better teachers. It's like smaller numbers of students,

1141
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: more funding for schools. It's like we just were kind

1142
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: of screwed. There's a lot of dummies coming coming out.

1143
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I probably read on fifth grade level

1144
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: now talk on one. No, I feel like kids are

1145
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot smarter in ways because of all

1146
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: the things they learn online from constantly being like connected

1147
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: and exposed to so much new information. But also, you know,

1148
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: extremely stupid. You see it on TikTok when kids write

1149
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: things or in YouTube comments. You see how illiterate people are.

1150
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: You can also but yeah, but then they can maybe

1151
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: make a hell of a video TikTok. You know what

1152
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: I mean, Like like they you're not gonna read as much,

1153
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: probably anymore. Like I don't read as much because we

1154
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: have everything in our phone, and like that doesn't mean

1155
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: you don't learn as much, but you're but how we

1156
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: judge it might have to change, Okay, final thought? You

1157
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean though, Like how you judge how No,

1158
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: it's it's I think it's pretty straightforward. Final thought. This

1159
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: one is from too afraid to ask. These are where

1160
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: people write things that they're too afraid to ask, like

1161
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: they're friends. I'm not afraid edging this says, is it

1162
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: that is? Is it that weird that my brother and

1163
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: I snuggle? Basically the title, my brother three and I

1164
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: twenty three, are twins. We lived together to so we

1165
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time together. We both go to

1166
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: grad schools in the same city. Anyway, sometimes we cuddle

1167
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 1: while hanging out or talking, or like if one of

1168
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: us is said about something or watching TV. It's not

1169
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: a secret. And my new boyfriend thinks it's extremely weird

1170
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: to be that close with a sibling. He's uncomfortable with it.

1171
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: I think it's gross that my boyfriend is acting jealous

1172
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: of my relationship with my brother. However, we've spoken to

1173
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: some friends and gotten mixed reactions ranging from what the

1174
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: funk to must be a twin thing too? Doesn't that seem?

1175
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem that weird? So I want the opinion of

1176
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: unbiased strangers. Is it that weird that we cuddle? Is it?

1177
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: Two boys? Uh? Boy and a girl? Boy and a girl?

1178
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: Which you know? What would that matter? Yeah? I know,

1179
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 1: I know, I guess it it shouldn't matter, But she says,

1180
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: we just cuddle whenever we were at the same when

1181
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: whenever we are at the wherever we are at the time,

1182
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: usually living room or his room since that's where the

1183
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: TVs are, And we don't really spoon. No, because the

1184
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,479
Speaker 1: when I asked you guys spoon, I mean I part

1185
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: of me I think it's a beautiful thing. I don't.

1186
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd have a problem with it. It's

1187
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: not like it's sexual or anything. But you know, and twins,

1188
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: you're in the womb together twins. Um, yeah, I don't

1189
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: have an issue with it. I mean if the boyfriend

1190
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: was there and she decided to cuddle with the brothers, Okay,

1191
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: so she made that distinction. Noah, where are you split

1192
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: on this? Because she goes, I've been told in Um,

1193
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: we don't generally spoon unless we fall asleep cuddling and

1194
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: happened to wake up that way. Our other brothers never

1195
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: mentioned it being weird growing up. Our parents were taken

1196
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: out of the picture when we were very young, so

1197
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: we never had their input on the subject. Um. Someone said,

1198
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: I do not cuddle with my twin in front of

1199
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. I think I have held twins hand in

1200
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: front of my boyfriend and sat between them on the

1201
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: couch for a scary movie night. But that's about it

1202
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: for the most part. If boyfriend is over, twin is

1203
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: out with a girl, other friends, or in his room,

1204
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: or boyfriend and I are in my room. Mostly we

1205
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: don't spend time at the condo, so it's not that

1206
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:34,479
Speaker 1: I'm cuddling with my twin instead of boyfriend. I would

1207
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: feel as long as my partner that they were with

1208
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: cuddling with someone and they were cuddling in a way

1209
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: that I craved that kind of cuddling, like that kind

1210
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: of intimacy, and they wouldn't give it to me too,

1211
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: or it was like it seemed like something I would want,

1212
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: like romantic, then it would bother me. But if it

1213
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: was just like twins, it is a twin thing. Gotta

1214
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: be honest, like they were in the womb together. You

1215
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: have to trust if if the person says it's not sexual,

1216
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: you have to trust them or you can or you

1217
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: think they're lying and you don't have a trusting relationship.

1218
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: But you know, I think, I think, I don't know.

1219
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: I've had situations where I've been jealous of you know

1220
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: a boyfriend being like, you know, kind or gentle in

1221
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: a way with either their siblings or their girl friends

1222
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: in a way that I'm just like, well, you don't

1223
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: do that with me, So like that's what it hurts.

1224
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: It's like, you can do that with a friend, but

1225
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: you can't do that with me. And that's when I

1226
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: start to go, Okay, that's fucked. But I don't know twins.

1227
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: It's a whole other bag of bullshit. Twins are special needs,

1228
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: they really are they. I mean, I'm jealous of twins

1229
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: and that I think it's sweet, and I don't think

1230
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: I would stop my I would maybe say it's a

1231
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: little weird. Guys, maybe just don't do that in front

1232
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: of people. If I was like her mom, but I

1233
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: don't know the way that girl talks, she sounded like

1234
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: she was completely trustworthy and that she's just like her

1235
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: and her brother. If the brother was gay, everyone would

1236
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: be like it's fine. Or if it was two girls,

1237
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: w'd be like, it's fine, but it's just interesting just

1238
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: because um, they could be attracted to each other based

1239
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: on what they say they're attracted to. It's a problem. Yeah,

1240
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: I've definitely laid in my brother's arms before yes, you

1241
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: know yeah. All right, Well that's the show for today.

1242
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: We have a lot more show for you this whole week.

1243
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: We'll be back. Don't worry. We're not gonna abandon you again. Uh,

1244
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: don't be cut out there and