Speaker 1: I met a fan who did not sick the landing.
Speaker 1: There was a fan, sweetest girl, really pretty. She came
Speaker 1: up to me at a restaurant recently and walked up
Speaker 1: and she was like hey, and she wasn't one of
Speaker 1: these that some people they do this for like many moments.
Speaker 1: I never I never do this. I never do I
Speaker 1: never do this. My husband doesn't even know who you are,
Speaker 1: but I never Like, all right, so now you never
Speaker 1: do it, but you doing it your husband it's clueless
Speaker 1: and okay, so it's like some people fumble, right, So
Speaker 1: this girl came up and she was clean as a whiskey.
Speaker 1: She just came just like, Hi, how are you. I
Speaker 1: think you're great, and I have his business and I
Speaker 1: just think you're wonderful. And here's a car if you
Speaker 1: ever want to go. But the elevator pitch piece out
Speaker 1: walked away, walked directly into one of those outdoor heavy,
Speaker 1: heavy heat lamps. It started fumbling, wobbling like it was
Speaker 1: gonna go down, like like one of those sort of
Speaker 1: humpty dumpty blow up do all things that goes almost
Speaker 1: at the bottom that comes back up because it's like
Speaker 1: so heavy. It's a heat lap top is like obviously lighter,
Speaker 1: so it like almost went down, but she kind of
Speaker 1: caught it with her body, but like it was like
Speaker 1: fumbling and it was extended, and I was dying. I
Speaker 1: was dying for her. I was dying for myself. How
Speaker 1: do I make it better? This is her one moment
Speaker 1: she came up. She nailed it, and then she was
Speaker 1: like fell into a heat lamp. Crowded outdoor restaurant mobis
Speaker 1: like full tilt summer, just like everyone's on like these
Speaker 1: picnic tables, drinking spicy Margarita's and just like being there,
Speaker 1: pose ourselves. And this happened. So she walks away, and
Speaker 1: she's now inside the restaurant, but it's like sort of
Speaker 1: inside outside. It's with like open windows that are open
Speaker 1: to where I am, so we could sort of see
Speaker 1: each other. And I'm feeling so bad. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: didn't just happen to her. And then there were these
Speaker 1: uh this kid table full gaze next to me, who
Speaker 1: one of them knew me and I had met him
Speaker 1: before her, and we were chatting and they looked over
Speaker 1: there and they noticed that they all saw Everyone saw
Speaker 1: God saw it. Okay, Bali Lama saw it. Every single person,
Speaker 1: every being, the Holy Spirit saw it. Um My dog
Speaker 1: Cookie makes she rest in peace. She fucking saw it.
Speaker 1: Everyone saw it. So I'm feeling terrible, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta send her a drink. I gotta send her drink.
Speaker 1: And the gaze of the table next to me like,
Speaker 1: you can't. Don't send her a drink. They go, don't
Speaker 1: send her a drink. They said, it'll just make it worse.
Speaker 1: They look, she's you know, she's gonna get over And
Speaker 1: I said, get over it. I wasn't. I go, I'm
Speaker 1: not over. They go, I'll never get over it. They said,
Speaker 1: I'll never get over it. It was so dramatic. So
Speaker 1: what I did was, as we left, I said, we
Speaker 1: gotta go inside and business this girl. So I walked
Speaker 1: in and that her and her friends, and she said
Speaker 1: that she now has the most embarrassing moment that's ever
Speaker 1: happened in her life. She never knows how to answer
Speaker 1: that question, and now she has an answer. And she
Speaker 1: had as a kid the most embarrassing thing that had
Speaker 1: ever happened, which was she saw a guy that she
Speaker 1: had a crush on and she crushed into a garbage can. Um,
Speaker 1: what the hell is the name of her business, because
Speaker 1: she has a business here. It's in water Mill and
Speaker 1: it's like a ship. I could help her. It's like
Speaker 1: a workout class. God damn, it's like a thirty minute
Speaker 1: workout class in Watermel. What the hell? What a bad person?
Speaker 1: I am, um, And and it was funny and we
Speaker 1: laughed and I felt like I made it feel better,
Speaker 1: so it ends up being good. So maybe she did
Speaker 1: stick the landing after all. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't. You didn't stick that landing. Yeah, that wasn't
Speaker 1: the best. I want to talk about bikinis, not because
Speaker 1: I launched a swimwear line, but because I'm seeing different
Speaker 1: people at the beach at different ages, and I think
Speaker 1: that women of a certain age, I think that it
Speaker 1: makes them look younger if they wear bikinis, because they've
Speaker 1: still got it. I see a lot of that I've
Speaker 1: still got it attitude, and I get that, and it's
Speaker 1: body positive and it's loving yourself and all of that.
Speaker 1: But I think if that's the goal, I think it
Speaker 1: looks desperate. I think it looks like you're gripping on.
Speaker 1: I think it looks like when someone has had too
Speaker 1: much botox or plastic surgery and you just are clinging, clinging,
Speaker 1: you know what is it to the jaws of life,
Speaker 1: like something like you're just like grabbing onto your youth
Speaker 1: versus embracing the confidence and security of being older. So
Speaker 1: while I do have bikinis, they're becoming fewer, and I
Speaker 1: have a good figure. I I look good in a bikini.
Speaker 1: But I just feel like I know my age people
Speaker 1: having a general idea of my age. I mean, no
Speaker 1: one thinks I'm twenty eight and and I may look
Speaker 1: my body may look like I'm twenty innovating too. I
Speaker 1: just think that there's something a little desperate about it.
Speaker 1: I think it's really nice and elegant, sophisticated. By the way,
Speaker 1: for girls of all ages, bikinis have become so sort
Speaker 1: of like show off thee and there by the way
Speaker 1: bikini asses were canceled, like there are no bikini bottoms
Speaker 1: that have the ask portion I have. I have bikinis
Speaker 1: upstairs that I've taken out of the bags I keep
Speaker 1: them in and put the bathings down and walked down
Speaker 1: of the house. I'm like, oh, my entire ass is
Speaker 1: shown like one pieces and bikinis too, by the way,
Speaker 1: like your ass is just asses are just meant to
Speaker 1: be completely shown at all times. And I I'm one
Speaker 1: of these people that if I sit up from the
Speaker 1: beach chair, I pull my bikini from out of my ass,
Speaker 1: like I don't want get up my ass. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: a bikini up their ass. I don't know why this
Speaker 1: is necessary. I don't. I know that sounds crazy. It's
Speaker 1: not because I'm conservative. It's just like, it's okay, everything
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be shown at once. We have gotten
Speaker 1: into this place where everything has to be shown at once.
Speaker 1: But I think there's nothing more sophisticated than a woman
Speaker 1: wearing a sexy, beautiful, elegant one piece. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I did launch Swim and we do make two pieces,
Speaker 1: so this has nothing to do with me where or
Speaker 1: whatever brand you want. But I just think it's very,
Speaker 1: very elegant. I like wearing really, really sexy, beautiful one pieces.
Speaker 1: It's just once you embrace it, it's such a good feeling.
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean. You know that you
Speaker 1: sometimes think, oh, I can still rock a bikini. I
Speaker 1: could still rock a bikini, but it doesn't mean I
Speaker 1: always want to. Also, just because you can doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you should, and if you're doing it to look younger,
Speaker 1: you actually look more. You look younger, more confident, more secure,
Speaker 1: and just a really sexy, beautiful, simple one piece. Who
Speaker 1: was your obsessive crush? Who was it? I was thinking
Speaker 1: about this the other day, Um, because kids are obsessed
Speaker 1: with Justin Bieber, and um who else are people obsessed with? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't even know who people are obsessed with. Are
Speaker 1: they obsessed with like TikTokers or just like a kid
Speaker 1: who's playing Elvis or Kaya Gerber's boyfriend, that's the guy
Speaker 1: who is playing Elvis, like the ike. I just think
Speaker 1: everyone's obsessed with Justin Bieber. I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm talking about, but I
Speaker 1: do know that I was obsessed with Mac Dylan. I mean,
Speaker 1: I love Duran Durant as a group, and I loved
Speaker 1: Simon Lebon and John I think it was Taylor. I
Speaker 1: loved him, and I think there were other I think
Speaker 1: that was it. No, Matt Dylan. I I loved him,
Speaker 1: like to the point where it was like tears. There
Speaker 1: was a movie, The Bodyguard, and the story was that
Speaker 1: he get discovered at this arcade in Westchester playing Pimball
Speaker 1: or something or playing like a video game. And I
Speaker 1: don't even know if that's a true story. And he
Speaker 1: was in The Outsiders and I just was obsessed. I
Speaker 1: just loved him. I mean I just loved him into
Speaker 1: like being an adult. I just always had a thing
Speaker 1: for him. I wonder what happened to him. Where is
Speaker 1: Matt Dylan now? Like I know it was in something
Speaker 1: about Mary and he's probably done other parts. And by
Speaker 1: the way, side notes, side rant. Isn't it funny that
Speaker 1: the person who's the most famous isn't the one who
Speaker 1: necessarily goes to distance, Like Kevin Dillon had a whole
Speaker 1: career after Matt Dylon. Not that Matt Dylan doesn't have
Speaker 1: a career. I don't know Matt Dylan. You know, we're
Speaker 1: all getting older, we're not getting younger. But I loved him,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I love him. When did everybody
Speaker 1: start calling everybody else bitch? It's so stupid, like bitch, no, bitch, yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: look at that bitch, Go bitch where that bitch? Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: you can rock that bitch. My god, bitch, bitch. I
Speaker 1: just put up, bitch, I just put on a half
Speaker 1: top and I'm rocking it, bitch, Yes, bitch, Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: I did buy it. Bitch, bitch, I'm getting Margharita. Bitch
Speaker 1: called me up. We're going out at twelve not twelve one. Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: it's like the new Queen. Yes, yas bitch. And when
Speaker 1: did everybody start calling every bag she fuck off? It's
Speaker 1: so annoying. By the way, we're in the world where
Speaker 1: pronound matter and it's pregnant people not pregnant women. Why
Speaker 1: do all bags have to be women? Why? Why? Why
Speaker 1: can't I bag me um in men wear makeup, where
Speaker 1: men wear bags, men wear heels? Why are all bags? What?
Speaker 1: She's pretty, isn't she? You walk into a story, walk
Speaker 1: into a store. The grown adults not like TikTok dum dums,
Speaker 1: like grown adults working in luxury retail atmospheres or bags
Speaker 1: are six seven thousand dollars and they're like, yes, she's
Speaker 1: a pretty one. It's gonna be hard to let her.
Speaker 1: She's rare, she's whatever. What our wallets? Men are big
Speaker 1: toe bags? Men is luggage a man? What? What? Why
Speaker 1: is it? Why they all women? And I think they
Speaker 1: do that blush you? Oh she's another one. Oh, my God,
Speaker 1: because I'm on TikTok Beauty, because I'm like in the
Speaker 1: vortex of TikTok Beauty. Because I forgot to tell you all,
Speaker 1: I'm a beauty influencer. Now we're gonna get into that
Speaker 1: in a minute, because I got I went to a
Speaker 1: party two nights a couple of nights ago. Moguls there,
Speaker 1: moguls celebrities with thirty million followers. I'm not exaggerating. One
Speaker 1: of them came up to me and asked me, I
Speaker 1: swear to God and everything I hope to be. Asked
Speaker 1: me if I wanted to be go to see d
Speaker 1: s and film beauty content with them. They have thirty
Speaker 1: million followers. I have like eight hundred thousand TikTok followers.
Speaker 1: Three people, no one. No one talked about be Strong
Speaker 1: in the Ukraine, several hundred million dollar effort. No one
Speaker 1: talked about my Forbes cover, my ten books, my ten
Speaker 1: television shows. I've done nothing, my new CNBC money for
Speaker 1: show I'm doing. That's amazing. No, the only fucking thing
Speaker 1: I am is a beauty influencer. Now, I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to put makeup on January one, two, did not
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. This world. It's like a satire. It's literally
Speaker 1: like that that movie. There was a movie years ago, oh,
Speaker 1: The Producers. There was a Producers. There was one small
Speaker 1: time crooks. It was a Woody Allen one where they
Speaker 1: did a cookie store as a front for crime. And
Speaker 1: the cookie store became wildly successful. And the movie The
Speaker 1: Producers was supposed to be a big sort of right
Speaker 1: off they needed a big flop, and it became a
Speaker 1: massive success. So anyway, all I was doing was fucking around,
Speaker 1: just trying on cheap oh makeup compared it to with
Speaker 1: expensive make up. And now I'm a beauty influencer. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the real beauty influencers that are all being paid and
Speaker 1: let's say, everything looks good. This is how they talk.
Speaker 1: She's giving me light. Oh, she's giving me glow. She's pretty,
Speaker 1: She's this Like what when did we become fucking dumb dumps?
Speaker 1: I just want to know, Like, bags are girls. Now
Speaker 1: we're we're fighting, so we can so everybody can be everything.
Speaker 1: Bags are women, Okay? Are they old? Bags? Bags are
Speaker 1: like she's so pretty, please