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Speaker 1: There was a fan, sweetest girl, really pretty. She came

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Speaker 1: these that some people they do this for like many moments.

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Speaker 1: I never I never do this. I never do I

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Speaker 1: but I never Like, all right, so now you never

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Speaker 1: do it, but you doing it your husband it's clueless

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Speaker 1: and okay, so it's like some people fumble, right, So

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Speaker 1: this girl came up and she was clean as a whiskey.

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Speaker 1: She just came just like, Hi, how are you. I

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Speaker 1: think you're great, and I have his business and I

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Speaker 1: just think you're wonderful. And here's a car if you

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Speaker 1: ever want to go. But the elevator pitch piece out

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Speaker 1: walked away, walked directly into one of those outdoor heavy,

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Speaker 1: was dying for her. I was dying for myself. How

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Speaker 1: she came up. She nailed it, and then she was

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Speaker 1: like full tilt summer, just like everyone's on like these

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Speaker 1: God saw it. Okay, Bali Lama saw it. Every single person,

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Speaker 1: every being, the Holy Spirit saw it. Um My dog

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Speaker 1: Everyone saw it. So I'm feeling terrible, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: And the gaze of the table next to me like,

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Speaker 1: They look, she's you know, she's gonna get over And

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Speaker 1: I said, get over it. I wasn't. I go, I'm

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Speaker 1: not over. They go, I'll never get over it. They said,

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Speaker 1: I am, um, And and it was funny and we

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Speaker 1: But I just feel like I know my age people

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Speaker 1: like I don't want get up my ass. Everybody wants

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Speaker 1: But I think there's nothing more sophisticated than a woman

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Speaker 1: wearing a sexy, beautiful, elegant one piece. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I love him. When did everybody

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Speaker 1: start calling everybody else bitch? It's so stupid, like bitch, no, bitch, yes, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I did buy it. Bitch, bitch, I'm getting Margharita. Bitch

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Speaker 1: She's pretty, isn't she? You walk into a story, walk

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Speaker 1: moguls celebrities with thirty million followers. I'm not exaggerating. One

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Speaker 1: Three people, no one. No one talked about be Strong

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Speaker 1: talked about my Forbes cover, my ten books, my ten

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Speaker 1: show I'm doing. That's amazing. No, the only fucking thing

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Speaker 1: I am is a beauty influencer. Now, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. This world. It's like a satire. It's literally

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Speaker 1: like that that movie. There was a movie years ago, oh,

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Speaker 1: expensive make up. And now I'm a beauty influencer. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: the real beauty influencers that are all being paid and

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Speaker 1: let's say, everything looks good. This is how they talk.

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Speaker 1: She's giving me light. Oh, she's giving me glow. She's pretty,

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Speaker 1: She's this Like what when did we become fucking dumb dumps?

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Speaker 1: I just want to know, Like, bags are girls. Now

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Speaker 1: we're we're fighting, so we can so everybody can be everything.

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Speaker 1: Bags are women, Okay? Are they old? Bags? Bags are

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Speaker 1: like she's so pretty, please