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Speaker 1: just trying to give God some back, just some back

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Speaker 1: stone and the gold is not real at all. It's like,

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Speaker 1: wait you wait, you lost me. You lost me as

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Speaker 1: much money as my fan make and as much money

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Speaker 1: as my father is putting down when it's winning or

422
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: half put down. And understand everything you're saying, But Denise,

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Speaker 1: honestly do is hold on wait. I need you to

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Speaker 1: hold on because we need to convict um. Wait wait.

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00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: First of all, I can't wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on because don't say do you

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00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: wait wait wait? What are you trying to what you're

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Speaker 1: trying to do? Sir? I need I need you to

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Speaker 1: repeat because what you just said to me, okay, I

430
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: need little of personal stuff man, you oh you hit it.

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00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: It's personal now. So I need you to hold on okay,

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00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: oh she calling man. Okay, thank thank hello, victim. You

433
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: can listen to this dual that's on the front. I

434
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: want you to hit it that. He just told me. Hold,

435
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: what's what's the problem? What you mean, what's the problem?

436
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: Hes gonna tell you what the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir,

437
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: don't hit on? Hello. Yeah, who's this all right? My

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00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: name is Gavin. I'm from Diamonds. And actually your wife,

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00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: I mean where your fiance rather, she brought her ring

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Speaker 1: in to actually be re sized, and we we also

441
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Speaker 1: did an appraisal on the ring for her, and actually

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00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: the ring is estimated to be only, in the words

443
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Speaker 1: of around fifty dollars. Fifty dollars fifty that's what the

444
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: man said, dollars. The sir, obviously there's some sort of mistakes. Sir.

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00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: Now what you got to say about that fifty that's

446
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: that's got to be some kind of mistakes. What did

447
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: you say your name was, sir? My name is Gavin.

448
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: I work here Dimonds. I'm the head jeweler here. I've

449
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: been here for twenty years and there's there's no way

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00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: that that ring is worth fifty dollars. I know what

451
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: I paid for it. So obviously there's some sort of mistakes.

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00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: There's out a mistake. I've been dealing with jury, I've

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Speaker 1: seen it. I can pretty much look at a ring,

454
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Speaker 1: but I actually went into detail on this one, as

455
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Speaker 1: I do all of them. And so I promise you

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Speaker 1: this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars for

457
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Speaker 1: his workers. Absolutely not. That's that's impossible. How is that impossible?

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Speaker 1: He's the jeweler. You heard him say, he's been doing

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00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: it for twenty He's impossible. I don't understand all the

460
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: money that my dad is putting down on this wedding

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00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: and you're gonna pay fifty You bought a che rings? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I did not buy t this is this is this

463
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Speaker 1: is obviously some kind of mistake. You didn't got to

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Speaker 1: show that. You show got that right? So what you

465
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: got to say for yourself this? You can't. I believe

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Speaker 1: that that's right, that this is obviously some kind of mistakes. Oh,

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00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: it is a mistake, a mistake. And thinking I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get married to the man of my dream. I do

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Speaker 1: have the engagement ring that was purchased and bought for

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Speaker 1: your wife. I don't think you. I don't think you do.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you have my ring, because if you

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Speaker 1: have my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this is

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Speaker 1: words fifty dollars. I have the ring that your wife,

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00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: your fiance brought his wife. Yet hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: the man trying to explain. I'm trying to get to

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Speaker 1: the bottom. Thank you, So you have I don't think

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Speaker 1: you have the right ring. I have the right ring.

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Speaker 1: Or what I'm letting you know, sir, is that this

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Speaker 1: is something you buy on an infomercial in the two

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Dude, you know I ain't bottled damn

481
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: ring on infomercial. I bought the ring from a reputable establishment.

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Speaker 1: I have the receipt, I have the certificate to get

483
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: so obviously the mistake is on your and where you're

484
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: mistakes out here? Search you brought a piece of jump.

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Speaker 1: He's been doing it all these years. How hell he's

486
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: gonna make a mistake where you come off telling me

487
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: I bought a piece of jump. I know what I bought.

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Speaker 1: If there's any mistakes that's been made, it's on your end, world,

489
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Speaker 1: where it's not on my end. Yeah. Hold don't, don't, lady,

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Speaker 1: you want things that my dad is paying too much

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Speaker 1: money for this wedding. Don't pay you wait till I

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00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: tell him this, chill hold on. First of all, I

493
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Speaker 1: don't appreciate you. I want to tell you this. This

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Speaker 1: is a typical case of you trying to partner off

495
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Speaker 1: on us because you for fifty bucks the money that

496
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Speaker 1: you don't and I get fifty wors of a ring.

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Speaker 1: Then he's hold on, let me talk to this where

498
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: you get talk and I never heard of it. So

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00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: your wife knows exactly where that she's the one that

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Speaker 1: brought the ring. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna

501
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: come down there to see the ring that you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: If it's not the ring that I gave my girl,

503
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take seventy six hundred dollars out of your

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00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: because that's so. Now you want to jump on me

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00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: because you bought your wife a piece. Come on, and

506
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Speaker 1: you want to put it on me. You don't tell

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Speaker 1: me what the I'm know what the I spin on

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00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: the ring, and you I don't kind of trying to pull.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I appreciate you coming in my household

510
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: trying to mess my and you want to come to

511
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Speaker 1: me with this. I know the ring betta be real.

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Speaker 1: If I were you, miss Deniece, I would not marry

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Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna be I'm coming. I'm looking for your

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Speaker 1: pocket and you know what, you don't get the ring

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00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: and a right me and you're gonna go in it?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to both of you?

517
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Speaker 1: All better? I tell you what if they say, did

518
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Speaker 1: I want to hear me? And you're gonna have some

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00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: more problems. This is nephew telling me from the Steve

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00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: Arvin Morning Show. Y'all just got prank. But the niece's

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Speaker 1: sister that that why she ain't got no man to

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Speaker 1: be man. Wow, that's how cool time is. You're about

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00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: to start. I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I

524
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Speaker 1: gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio show

525
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: in the Wow? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: Mommyby alright, alright, this weekend? This weekend, Steve, as you

527
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: well know, the weekend before Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is Tuesday.

528
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: Yes you have to tell us that story. But Valentine's

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00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: Day is coming up on Tuesday. So we have a

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00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: question for you. How did you know your mate the

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Speaker 1: one you're with right now? Was the one call us

532
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: or here we go, let us know she was found out?

533
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: What that has happened to me twice? Yeah, we might

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00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: even like that one a little better. Yeah. Yeah. And

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00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: it's a busy news day, especially with the horrific storms

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Speaker 1: yesterday that affected our neighbors in New Orleans. So so

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00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: Steve introduced Steve. Thanks everybody down there, I envy you. Okay,

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00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: this is and trip with the news. Here we go

539
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: with the bad stuff. Three judge panel of the Ninth

540
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 1: Circuit Court of Appeals heard pro and con arguments yesterday

541
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Speaker 1: by telephone about a Seattle judges ruling that halted the

542
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Trump administration's ban on immigrants and refugees from mostly Muslim countries.

543
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: The lawyers for the president made their case first, and

544
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: then Washington's state solicitor argued in favor of the judges injunctions.

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00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: Judgment was well within the president's power as delegated to

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Speaker 1: him by Congress, and it is constitutional, as the court

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00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: in Boston and Hallam recently held, it has always been

548
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: the judicial branch's role to say what the law is,

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00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: and the serve as the check on abuses by the

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00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: executive branch. That judicial role has never been more important

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00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 1: in recent memory than it is today. Of course, executive

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00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: branch is the president A so far no decision on

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00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: the matter from the nice Circuit court. That decision may

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00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: be handed down today. By the way, the president's choice,

555
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: all of my friends parents, Mohammed Mohammed and Oliver Mohammed,

556
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: don't go nowhere. Thank you. Not come back in here.

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00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: You haven't been to your last kid's play. I just

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00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: wanted to say that. Go ahead, okay, thank you Steve

559
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: for that nice news addendum, Okay the president. By the way,

560
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: the president's choice with Secretary of Education was confirmed yesterday,

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00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: but Betsy Divos was only okayed after Vice President Mike

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00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: Pennce cast a tie breaking vote on fifty the Senate

563
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: being equally divided, the vice president votes in the affirmative

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Speaker 1: and the nomination is confirmed. This was the first time

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00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: in US history, by the way, folks, that a vice

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Speaker 1: president had to break a tie vote on a cabinet nomination.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time that ever got down to

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Speaker 1: the nitty gritty emergency crews as you guys are talking,

569
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Speaker 1: still checking out what's left with New Orland, New Orleans neighborhood,

570
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: mostly the ninth Ward was affected, which Governor John Bill

571
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: Edwards says was pummeled yesterday by a wide and powerful tornado.

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00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: Believe it or not. So far this morning there have

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Speaker 1: been no deaths reported, about forty injuries. But luckily so

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Speaker 1: crossed yes, praise God and crossed your fingers. There also

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Speaker 1: sad news. Comedian Professor Irwin Corey has died at age

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00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: one o two of you remember him. Professor Corey called

577
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Speaker 1: himself the world's foremost authority. Why does a chicken cross

578
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: the road? Well, actually it's not a chicken as a

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00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: rooster that's looking for a chicken. I see. Why is

580
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: it that women don't have whiskers? You been going out

581
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: with the wrong girls. He was one and two years old.

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00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: And by the way, everybody today is National Boy Scout

583
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: today and National Opera days. It's also laughing at Rich Day,

584
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: which is kind of the same thing. Back to the

585
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Boarding show. Laughing and we in the came.

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00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 1: They have birds down here. They got these black birds

587
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,479
Speaker 1: down here that are actually have taken over they are

588
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: these birds actually fly on your table. Why you eat?

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00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: That's what black birds do? And just walk around like

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00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: they got rights. And obviously no one has taken a

591
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 1: fist to this. So these birds is bold. They just eat,

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Speaker 1: they eat, they they're eat off your plate. I got

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Speaker 1: to do with the birds because they're black. Really, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna go on and say they don't come on

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Speaker 1: my balcony. No more, I'm not gonna say why. Let's

596
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: just say I sent a clear message that I will

597
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: not be disturbed while I'm eating my food or my

598
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: balot do sound like nothing. This bird went back and

599
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: told all the resident Hey, the black dude is tripping

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00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: out allowing all this foolishness we've been doing. I bent

601
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: that his toast one time and he tripped unnecessarily. Tell

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00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: him about the burials today. While we were having brokest

603
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: only if it's a nice story story. We're sitting outside

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00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: eating right, and we were under this overhang, and it

605
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: was we were just sitting there, and all of a

606
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: sudden I felt a little went bottle of my arm

607
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: and I looked. I wiped it off, and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden it was some more west spots just

609
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: all on our table and beat Tommy and Calhoun. We're

610
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: about to go play golfing and it's just water just

611
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: splashing on us. And I'm looking up and I don't

612
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: see it, and I'm looking around. It ain't raining. He

613
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: thought somebody was spitting on That was a and I'm

614
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: finna go upstairs. It was a gutter at the overhang

615
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Speaker 1: field with water and a bird was in there taking

616
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Speaker 1: a bath. He was just splashing water. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: all over our table. I'm talking about, you know, a

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Speaker 1: good a good twenty seconds like just rain on our

619
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Speaker 1: table shop. So we couldn't eat because we had bird

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Speaker 1: on your head? All right, what's the question one more time? See?

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Speaker 1: How did you know it was your mate? That your

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Speaker 1: mate was the one? I never asked the question, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you said, or how did you know your mate

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Speaker 1: was the war? Oh? What made you think it was

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00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: the war? You know? Because I think everybody got that

626
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: story in them. So let's take some calls eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven ninety question of the date? What made you think

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Speaker 1: your mate was the war? What was it about her

629
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Speaker 1: or him that lets you know this is the war? Ah?

630
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: What made you think there was the war? When you

631
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 1: found out in the boss court that it wasn't the case?

632
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven you're listening to the string. Hundred flowers

633
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: dot com is the only place to find bouquets that

634
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: wow this Valentine. Right now, you can order eighteen red

635
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 1: roses for only or upgrade to red roses for only

636
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: ten dollars more. Go to one eight hundred flowers dot com,

637
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Speaker 1: click the rate your icon and enter code Strawberry. That's

638
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: one dot com and enter code Strawberry. Have a happy

639
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Uh Now, listen, fellas, let me start giving

640
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: y'all some tips about Valentine's Day, especially for you older

641
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: gentlemen who didn't started taking her for granted. Listen to me.

642
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 1: If you have a son that's dating a girl, your

643
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: wife cannot get the same gift that that little girl.

644
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: Get that, right, Yeah, she can't. She can't get the

645
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: same box. Again. She didn't gave you children a life

646
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: loving all that, and then you show up with the

647
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: same box your son and bought his eighteen year old girlfriend.

648
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 1: Ain't done nothing. And so I'm just letting you know, folow,

649
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: don't buy your boo the same give you getting your wife.

650
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. We're still in the

651
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 1: boo that seven newly married man, you're still doing that

652
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: helping people. Don't buy your boot the same. You know

653
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: you don't want to do that either. I'm not helping nobody.

654
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: He's gonna get killed maybe this year. Well you need

655
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: to say that though quiet as it's kept. I hate

656
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: to tell you all that what because I got a partner.

657
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: Just people need to notice everything the same. His mistress

658
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: and his wife had the exact same in the movie.

659
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: Was dress now way deeper than that? What you're from

660
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: your talking about? Head to more than that? A car

661
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: broa wait, huh, tell me break it down from it? Please?

662
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: Something big? Because the look on his face, the ring,

663
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: I say that right, the rain, look at your face.

664
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey listened to me, calls everything call. So when

665
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: he left home it was like he was at home.

666
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Same everything? Oh my gosh, okay

667
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait back up. So the furniture in the

668
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: mistress is the same furniture at his house, his face,

669
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: the same car he bought his wife. It's the same

670
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: car he bought his mistress. Kidding what about everything? So

671
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: everything do they run the one another? Had his bathroom

672
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 1: set up just like his bath frood at home. The

673
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: towns and everything same toothbrush in the same place. He

674
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: didn't change. Change man never never understood the theory. Did

675
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: he get busted? Ever, let me explain that is not

676
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: a woman living who is married, whose husband has a

677
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: long term mistress and she don't know it. She may

678
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: not want to face it, she may be trying to

679
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 1: rationalize it away. But you know, because something may right man,

680
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: because women have intuition and it really does work, and

681
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: that's why men shouldn't cheat. But the problem is y'all

682
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: don't trust your intuition, and you let the stuff go

683
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: on far too long and you end up doing way

684
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: more hurt than you could. You would just get hurt

685
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: right away and get it away. I need to help it,

686
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: you know. Wishing talk then wishing. It's intuition. What I

687
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: say in a wishing, it's what you're doing to you

688
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: in a wishing. Right now, you're wishing you had a brain.

689
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: That's called in a wish. All right, butterfly is coming up,

690
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go to the phones as well. What's

691
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: the question? Okay, it's too late for the butterfly. He

692
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: can't come. He didn't come to the Cayman, did he hear? Definitely?

693
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: Here h Steven, you're like you the phone. I like

694
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: the way you're beautiful and just talk about something. Well,

695
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: you're jor never let me get to play with your

696
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: don't play. But I mean you guys do that. You

697
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: and junior time me do that now. But earlier they

698
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: were doing this the facts of black history. Oh yeah,

699
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: little black history. But y'all never do the good history

700
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: like um, did y'all know about sugar boy Melvin jack

701
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: Say no, what about he? The first slave required director?

702
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: He and you know they originated the song still Away.

703
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: They did that. I went old man the rivers either

704
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: sounds that they wrote swingelouds sweet Chrea. I mean they

705
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: used to go from um Plantat and Plantaton neighbor singing

706
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: on Sundays. They were the beautiful burlout um bondage boys.

707
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: They were good. They was really good. From what I understand,

708
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: they went. They had was his name again check up

709
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: buying me up in Jackson Boy. Yeah, it's the beautiful

710
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: burlout bondage boys. And they used to go from planet

711
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: in the plantation in st. Why did they call him

712
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: sugar boy? He was a sweet person. He was weird sweet,

713
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: but anyway, he sung out and then you know the

714
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: song as soon they will be done, Well they're done

715
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, well that's when they got it. That's

716
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: where my hell you got it from. It was from

717
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: the beautiful Burlout bondage boys. All of their roads were

718
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 1: in burla very itchy centimation, but they bade it through it. Wow.

719
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: All right, and that's this black history from eugen Okay,

720
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: little little facts that you need to now so big

721
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: got to everyone. That's related to sugar buying me up

722
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: and Jake's it goes down in history. That was an

723
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: eighteen o three collar. Thank you. I'm gonna need to

724
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: know that us on this bride. Okay, you're listening to show.

725
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: All right, We're live from seven Mile Beach in the

726
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: Cayman Island. Our comfort Sweet Choice hotels up. Next, we're

727
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: gonna go to the phones. We've been talking about it

728
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: all morning. How did you know your mate was the one?

729
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: Or Steve or how did how did you thank eight

730
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine see call us? All right, let's

731
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: go to the phone. We're doing this in honor of

732
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day next Tuesday. How did you know your mate

733
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: was the one? Or or I Love I Love the

734
00:49:54,480 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: or All right, let's go to line one step and

735
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: talk to you James from Texas. Hey James, Yes, sir,

736
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? Hey, Sami, how y'all doing?

737
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: We're doing? Hey? Man? When you met your girl? Man,

738
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: how did you know she was the one? Well, Steve,

739
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: I was at the club and I saw my wife

740
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: far at the table. You know, I was the type

741
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: of person who was used to getting it at that time.

742
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: So when we met, I gave her my phone number.

743
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: She didn't call me for a whole two months. Wow,

744
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, then when I saw I

745
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: had an attitude, Yeah, yeah, had attitude. You didn't call me?

746
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: I went off, she laughing at me. So so when

747
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: we did get together, she wind't got my name tattooed

748
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: on her chest. I didn't. I didn't see if I

749
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 1: didn't get it, I didn't get it for a whole

750
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: We knew each other for a whole year. Steve. Yeah,

751
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: when she put the name on a chest though she

752
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: put I guess it was. I guess. You know. Sometimes

753
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you know, God knows what you need. We don't

754
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: sometimes all the time. Yeah, yeah, all the time. So

755
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: you met him, y'all dating for a year, she tattooed

756
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: your name on her chest. Yeah, James across the front, James,

757
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: when you, when you, when you, when you, when you

758
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: live in when you live in the way you're living.

759
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: You don't know the things like that. Now that you know,

760
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: you know it to give a different perspective. When we've

761
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: been married now going on seventeen years, Yeah, matching something.

762
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: Do you have her name tattooed on your chest? No, sir, No,

763
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: So if it wouldn't have worked out, she'd have had

764
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: to go put King James on there to make it.

765
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: Just just walk around with James, King James. What's your

766
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: wife's name, Jane? Uh, what's your wife's name? Her name

767
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: is Debora de Yeah, that's a nice name. Yeah yeah,

768
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: get that put on your chest. Jane. Okay, I will,

769
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: I will. I hope you don't go to jail there.

770
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's still in love too. I like that. Yeah,

771
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: all right, James, thank you, like some of us who

772
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: get married and be confused about the rules of marriage, yes, yes,

773
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: if you throw a rock, all right, let's go to

774
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: line too and talk to Arlene from Illinois Early tattoo crew.

775
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: I love you, Shirley Strawberry Cury Strawberry loves off the chain. Yes, okay,

776
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: So first I want to say Steve to heck with

777
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: on the Super Bowl talk. I was thoroughly disappointed in

778
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: the pispol quality at the commercial. That's all I'm saying

779
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: about that. I don't want to get you started to

780
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: to get that out exactly. Okay, okay, So I want

781
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: you guys to do me favor. I love my men today.

782
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: It's his birthday. It's his fifty seventh birthday. And that's

783
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: great for anybody, but it's better for him because I'm

784
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: only four and I love my man's dirty draws. Love

785
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: him to death. Bring it, He bring it, and you

786
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: know what, telling me I do every two weeks. And

787
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: you know what, he's such a great man. He go

788
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: with me. Look, he poked the beads in an alkalindren

789
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: and bad me snack line. There ain't that sleep all right?

790
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: And he bring it too, don't it right? I'm going

791
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: to have to draw conversation. I'm not gonna He's bring

792
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: it fIF to seven forty. Yeah, that's what happens. You

793
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: need a grown man loving sometimes you need to happen.

794
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: You need to happen to you from a grown man

795
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: on the don't You Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

796
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: we're broadcasting live from Comfort Sweets on seven Mile Island,

797
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: Tom Mason. We gotta give a big shout out to

798
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: Tom Mason needs the owner, our gracious post always Yeah. Yeah.

799
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: Where is the Comfort Sweets Cayman Islands. It's a place

800
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: to be if you're coming over here. They know how

801
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: to set it out for you, really they do, alright.

802
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, it is

803
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Strawberry letter coming up. Subject. Listen to this.

804
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: One guy's got turned out via cougar. Nothing wrong with that.

805
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: I'm gone wrong with everything. The companma but here up next,

806
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: nephew Frank coming up. Lunchtime date, lunch time date, Compana Love. Hey,

807
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to uh tru, speak to Alan.

808
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: This is Alan. Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This

809
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: Derek Man took us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah,

810
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: that's something wrong. No no, no, no, no no no,

811
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: I work just like I said this, Derek. Now, I

812
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,240
Speaker 1: work with your wife Rachel. Right, you you're supervisor or something?

813
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean you just this about work something. I mean,

814
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: she's doing a good job and everything. She ain't back no, no, no,

815
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: everything is straight. Man, Ain't nothing wrong with your job.

816
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: Everything is cool at the job. This this right here,

817
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: man is like what I know this man, and it's

818
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like every single day, you know,

819
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: while she's on her lunch break, it seems like you know,

820
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: you would call and and and uh and then blocked

821
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: off the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually,

822
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to

823
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: come correct with you. It just seems like you just

824
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: cut in on all the time that I have that

825
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: I had with her. Well whoa, whoa, whoa hold hold

826
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: hold up on me, hold on, hold up, broke way

827
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: you what are you doing at lunch with my lady sons?

828
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, we're just we're just spending time,

829
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude.

830
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 1: You know that rude, rude you you Okay, First of all,

831
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the

832
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's what I pay for them,

833
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 1: phone bill. I bought that iPhone five I could get whatever.

834
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 1: Please all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being

835
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: with a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.

836
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. We are at work.

837
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You

838
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: know it see't seemed like half the whole time I'm

839
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: sitting in front of her. You know, we're supposed having

840
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: luss together and she's talking to you the whole UK.

841
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 1: But what's what's your name again? Derek there? All right? Derek?

842
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: You work at the same building up? Okay? You you

843
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: would work right now? Huh yeah? I mean yeah, I

844
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 1: mean at the job and y'all work in the same

845
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 1: flowcause I can't come and see you. You You kames about

846
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: to jump off way way different for you straight up. Okay,

847
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: So let let me ask you something, man, What is

848
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: the big deal? Understand? Okay, you look like you don't

849
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: see her. You look like you don't see her when

850
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: she gets home, you know. So why is this so

851
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: important that you waste a whole hour of lush and

852
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: holding up and wasted away I'm talking to my lady. Okay,

853
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: you understand that. Why don't you go out and get

854
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up

855
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: in front of me. Lady. That's my wife. I walked

856
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: down the hole with that. We got kids, we got

857
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: a house, We take care that. He helped me hold

858
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: it down on this you you you ain't you know

859
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: it's like you you don't ever want to come in

860
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: and do but they got so've always want to come

861
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: into somebody else wife, And why why don't you do this?

862
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: Take take this fife and see what it works. Have

863
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: works for you. Go to club, church, library, grocery, stole,

864
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: whatever the find your day and you get you a chick.

865
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: You gave her for a minute, You called her for

866
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: a minute. You romance up for men. That's what real

867
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: men do. You know what I'm saying. That's what I did.

868
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's tough. That's

869
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front

870
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: of lunch with us every day for the past year.

871
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, bro, it may not be today,

872
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: it may not be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna

873
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: see me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation.

874
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a face to face through all I'm saying, man,

875
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all, Okay,

876
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all.

877
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man,

878
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: What do you want life to post? To talk to

879
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: every guy day? That's what I really, dude, you know

880
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: most but because you were you ain't no real all

881
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: you know about it trying to highlight something, treat You

882
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: don't know what it is to put it in work

883
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: like a real man, dude, to actually hold down a home,

884
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kicking, fixing the

885
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: yards and fences, and you don't know nothing about that.

886
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: All you know about it. You know, wife can't even

887
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 1: go to work. But I like you trying to step ahead.

888
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: And I don't mean no guy because but that's okay.

889
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: Like I promise you I'm gonna be there. You're gonna

890
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll

891
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: tell you what this house is gonna go. It may

892
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: not be the knight, but it's definitely not gonna go

893
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see me

894
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna see you, and I can't what's it

895
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: what's your sight? Herd means I would come see you

896
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: by tomorrow. Son, I mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?

897
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: My name is there? Yeah, you don't always want to

898
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: people smiling face in my wife's face. I don't deal

899
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: Rachel when I see it. You can please believe that.

900
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: Please believe that talked to that little friend at lunch

901
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: and like the how getting my nup anyway? I got

902
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: still know how to rate your phone. But that's besides

903
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: the phone. Don Ain't that cool? I don't think. I

904
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: ain't never heard of no dance before the day. And

905
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: what's sudden you're calling me talking about you? Was at

906
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: lunch every day with wife and you know, dog, it's

907
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: a friendly hutch date. Just word it. Really. I don't

908
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: know how you just do friendly? I know about all that.

909
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: You ain't fueling me. You got no like you who

910
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: pray on very women all the time because they like you.

911
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: But that's like I said, it's gonna change bly you,

912
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: okay does Here's here's what you don't know. What you

913
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: all know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on

914
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: the more than me. Commy Tommy Tommy is always pushing

915
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: up on her Tommy, the one you need to be

916
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: worried about. You left Tommy. Who's who Tommy dog Dog

917
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: dog nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is nephew

918
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Hall and Morning Show. Your wife

919
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: Rachel got me the prank phone call you. Oh y'all?

920
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: Did me? Matey, I wouldn't come down, and hey I

921
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: am now. I was, well, you know, and I think

922
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm burned that building down. You don't even know. All right, people,

923
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonnack you up for real, y'all.

924
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: You just played to y'all tripping he mane take it out.

925
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest

926
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: radio show in the lay? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

927
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: Of course you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,

928
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: buckle up, Hold on tonight, we got a here. It

929
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: is Strawberry left sexes for the last couple of days. Sexy.

930
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't you. I'll tell you already no more. What

931
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: if you don't think drinking in seriously mistaken. You don't

932
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: think this boy and his super Bowl party at the

933
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: chateau was not so full he couldn't swallow another ounce

934
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: of alcohol that may have a nervous breakdown, because that's

935
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: what he said happened, well, alcohol poison probably where he

936
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: was my brother when he was living. He he actually,

937
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: uh yeah, became immune to alcohol poise. Yeah, he just alright,

938
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: you ready, here we go. Subjects got turned out by

939
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: a cougar. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty five

940
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: year old single man, and recently my mama's sixty five

941
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: year old best friend asked me to come by her

942
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: house to do some handiwork. Well, after doing some yardwork,

943
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: she asked me to come inside to get some water

944
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: and take a break. I noticed she was in her bathrobe.

945
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: She said she was about to take a shower and

946
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: I could join her if I wanted to. I was

947
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: in a slump, so I went for it. Tommy. Mind you,

948
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: she maybe sixty, but she is fine as heck, and

949
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 1: I've always had a crush on her. She put it

950
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: on me like I ain't never had it put on

951
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: me before. It's been two months now, and I think

952
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm in love with her. Here's the problem. Now, she

953
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: wants to tell my mama that we've been messing around

954
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: what should I do? My mama will kill me? Okay,

955
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: your mother will kill you at forty five? Really? Uh wow?

956
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: I mean I like the fact that you respect your

957
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: mom's opinion and everything. But you are grown. You're forty

958
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: five years old, which means you could do whatever and

959
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 1: whoever you want to do. I mean, if it's real,

960
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: you gotta do that. Follow your heart. I mean, it's

961
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: only been two months though, Okay, so let's slow this

962
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: whole thing down. It's only two months. Why is she

963
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: so eager to tell her business to your mom anyway?

964
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, they're best friends. I mean, usually

965
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: tell your best friend you know about your man and

966
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: about your relationships and stuff like that. That this is

967
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: a different set of circumstances here. I think she's way

968
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: too grown to be telling, uh, your mom her business

969
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I mean, is your you said

970
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: your mom will kill you, She's not gonna take it. Well,

971
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 1: so I think it's too early, and uh, she doesn't

972
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: need to tell. And you guys just need to see

973
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: where this relationship is gonna go. Then if it goes somewhere,

974
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: it then tells Steve. First of all, let's start at

975
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: the bottom of the letter. Okay, now she wants to

976
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: tell my mama that we've been messing around. What should

977
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: I do when my mama will kill me? Your mama

978
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: gonna kill huh. That's where the murder gonna come in. That. See,

979
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: your mama has a friend. Her friend started sleeping with

980
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: her son. Women always consider their children their babies throughout life.

981
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: She gonna kill her friend because she already noticed story.

982
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: You forty five years old. Recently your mama sixty five

983
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: year old best friend and asked me to come by

984
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: the house do some handy work. Why is that always

985
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: to kill? How old people? House always broke? Come by

986
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: and do some handy work. Well, after doing some yark work,

987
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: she asked me to come inside for some water. Right

988
01:05:55,400 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: that another poet statement? Why just are that you ain't

989
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 1: got nothing else in here? And eliminade what we're in

990
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 1: here for water and take a break nothing? She ain't

991
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 1: made that. This is another poverty statement. I noticed she

992
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: was in her bathroom. She says, she's about to take

993
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 1: a shower, and I could join her if I wanted to.

994
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: Right there, he has to go. For those of you

995
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: out there is wondering, but why did he go in there.

996
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: He don't have no choice. He has to go. See

997
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: when you invite a man to do something. Wait, you're

998
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: saying he had to go to the shower, get in

999
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: the shower. He had no choice. It's like a dawn.

1000
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: He could say no, he could showers like a down.

1001
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: It's an insult to our manhood. I'm no, you won't

1002
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: be in here. Oh you don't take a shower, or

1003
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 1: you're flattered. You think I ain't gonna get him in

1004
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,439
Speaker 1: here and take this water with you. Let's oh, now

1005
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: he ran in there. She's sixty five, but she find this. Heck,

1006
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 1: I've always had a crush on her. She put it

1007
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: on me like I ain't ever had me on me before.

1008
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: Let me warn you something about older women. That's that

1009
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: old sixty five. A lot of times when you're loving

1010
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: on him, thank you, something special going on, But it's

1011
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: really in your head. Cause that liniment a woman got

1012
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 1: liniment on and lilliment. It takes you in a different place.

1013
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: It's ben gay all this is an African when its own.

1014
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: She got so nick and you just got all these

1015
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: different fragrances and and that liniment does something get you

1016
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 1: a little high? Yeah, if you ever just want to

1017
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 1: free high, go to drug store, just open and just smell.

1018
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 1: Its me refreshed. It's very ups asp for cream, Porto,

1019
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: Zone King all this stuff. Well, yeah, what's you smell that?

1020
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: It has an effect on that. Yeah, it's a luri.

1021
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you're at a spa and

1022
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 1: they like incense. They have incense at a spa, they

1023
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: have all and what's the what's the freakmance to be

1024
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: in the lavender? Lavender? Lavender is always in the steam,

1025
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 1: even in the man steam. I was in the man

1026
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: steam room recently and the guy came in there and

1027
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: set out naked with that lavender smell. I had to

1028
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: get up, walk out. You don't want that wait one

1029
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 1: more time because I just want to make sure we

1030
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:51,840
Speaker 1: got this. So when a woman asked you to take

1031
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:55,759
Speaker 1: a shower, you have to gotta go. Gotta go because

1032
01:08:55,760 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: it's almost a threat. You want a backwasher, You ain't

1033
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: man enough, Just like a threat. That's why most men

1034
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 1: end up cheating because it was like a dab what

1035
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna come only me a thing, ain't

1036
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: not gonna have. Your competitive nature takes over. Yeah, it's

1037
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 1: just a shower. You can shower at home and not

1038
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 1: say no nobody, nor to not say no excitement. It's

1039
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: a woo. Always have a choice. So okay, when you

1040
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 1: have been calmed. So I was just about to take

1041
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: a shower, would you like to join me? What you got?

1042
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, no, it would be good, right, yeah,

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01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 1: it would. It probably be the best thing. But you

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01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: can't as a man. You're not wired that way until

1045
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 1: you get old. I'm learning something carling you til you

1046
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: get the older. You don't know how to say that.

1047
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: I'm I'm married enough. You don't know where in the world.

1048
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose all God this day, hear me, because

1049
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: you won't take a bad getting everybody there. So you

1050
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,680
Speaker 1: would say no, but right now I don't. But the

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01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: younger Steve would be all up in there. I'm on

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01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: my third name, Steve show All right, we're back. We're

1053
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 1: in the middle of this letter. Uh strawberry letters. Subject

1054
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: got turned out by a cougar. Turns out all they

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01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: have to do is ask you to go in the

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01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: shower and uh it. Yeah, you know, I try to help.

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01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: My job has always been to help women out. I

1058
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: have been a champion for women. Ever since I ever

1059
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 1: since I could, I've had a mother, both my sisters

1060
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,679
Speaker 1: was older. All I've known is how to treat women

1061
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:15,599
Speaker 1: and h washing well. You don't go on the shower

1062
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: to get clean. Okay, stop asking your man to take

1063
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: these baths. And ain't nothing connected to the bath. We

1064
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:33,440
Speaker 1: don't like taking baths without the promise of something connected

1065
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: to this bath. For starters, your bathwater is too hot,

1066
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: the ladies. If you're gonna draw bathwater and you can

1067
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: end up putting potatoes and carrots in it, it's not

1068
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:50,000
Speaker 1: We don't want that. We have things that hurt when

1069
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:54,600
Speaker 1: it touched hot water. And y'all have y'all water. So

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01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,400
Speaker 1: Margrey always baby, come on getting the back. But we

1071
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: got a big, big tub, you know, And I don't

1072
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 1: want to get in there because I don't look. You

1073
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: got celery in here. We got cats floating around at him.

1074
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 1: All we need is meat, and the meat can't beat me,

1075
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 1: my wife. Water be so all right. Chicken in the

1076
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 1: shower sometimes, Steve, I've got to have it harder, Okay,

1077
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: Now I can't stands attention. The strawberry and got turned

1078
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: out by Couger forty five year old single man whose

1079
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: mother's best friend invited him to take a shower. She's

1080
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 1: sixty five, he forty five. He says it's the best

1081
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,600
Speaker 1: he's ever had. The problem they got now is she

1082
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,719
Speaker 1: put it on him like he's never had it before.

1083
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 1: It's been two months now. He thinks he in love

1084
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: with her. But here's the problem. Now. She wants to

1085
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:02,639
Speaker 1: tell her mama that we've been messing around. What should

1086
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: I do? My mama will kill me. First of all,

1087
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: your mama gonna kill huck. Let's get that out of

1088
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 1: the way, because once you start dating a woman's son,

1089
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: she mad at you. Now a lot of men. I

1090
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 1: think that this is gonna be wonderful because this woman

1091
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: can do some things to you that you've never had

1092
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 1: done before. But there's also the other side. While y'all

1093
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 1: loving on each other and everything, if you move into

1094
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,719
Speaker 1: some things you gotta consider because there is a twenty

1095
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: year age difference. That's two generations. Y'all's music is different.

1096
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: You don't know who the hell Nack King Coley. You

1097
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 1: ain't Noboddy Holly concerts, How they hw they, how they hope,

1098
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: don't mean nothing to you. She just tears coming down

1099
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:58,320
Speaker 1: her face when this is gonna and now you don't

1100
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,679
Speaker 1: see boy, you y'all, you ain't ever had a fortified Yeah,

1101
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: you ain't never bought a quarter back. You don't know

1102
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:09,719
Speaker 1: what a record player is. She got all that your teeth,

1103
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 1: don't pull it in and out. There's the stuff you

1104
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: gotta be ready for when you take these women and

1105
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: ain't told you everything. She got an all peak card,

1106
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:22,120
Speaker 1: y'all in the restaurant. She don't want to get a discount.

1107
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 1: You're sending up that playing full right, man. So as

1108
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: you get into this relationship, you gotta understand what is

1109
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,559
Speaker 1: it doing. It's more than just y'all got to quit

1110
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 1: looking at the physicality of it. A relationship is everything,

1111
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 1: and that's what you gotta prepare for. You're gonna be

1112
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: going to the store and you don't know what I'll

1113
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 1: linament is Brooks snow just because you all right, are

1114
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 1: you done? You're quite done? Is coming up with our

1115
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: national headlines and news. We'll be back. You're listening all

1116
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,519
Speaker 1: of that. It's next Tuesday. Don't forget that, guys. And

1117
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: uh what I was talking to my wife yesterday and uh,

1118
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: she said, baby, when am I gonna see you, and

1119
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 1: so I said, well, when I leave the Caymans, I

1120
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 1: have to go to h l A on Thursday tomorrow

1121
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: because I shoot Celebrity Family Feud all weekend. And she said, well,

1122
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:32,440
Speaker 1: when am I gonna see you? I said, well, Monday.

1123
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: I gotta do a satellite media too, for Green Dot,

1124
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,360
Speaker 1: for these commercials I gotta shoot. She said, okay, Steve,

1125
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,719
Speaker 1: But when am I gonna see you? I said, And then, baby,

1126
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,679
Speaker 1: I gotta go straight back to Chicago because the talk

1127
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:51,719
Speaker 1: show tapes Tuesday morning. I gotta do the radio I said, so, Baby,

1128
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 1: now the whole family is going to l A to

1129
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:56,760
Speaker 1: play Celebrity Family Feud the following weekend. She said, but

1130
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:01,440
Speaker 1: when am I gonna see us? Turn out and out aggravated. Yeah,

1131
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: because she keep asking, she said, okay, so you're gonna

1132
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 1: be stupid, huh, I said, baby, what she said Valentine's

1133
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 1: Day is too. I keep asking you when am I

1134
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 1: gonna see you? You can't seem to get it together,

1135
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to save you before you make

1136
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 1: me mad on Valentine and ain't said nothing to me

1137
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:25,759
Speaker 1: and act like you don't want to see your wife.

1138
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: So tell you you're gonna make that adjustment. Hell yeah,

1139
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 1: you think I'm stupid? Yeah yeah, I'm saying because if

1140
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: you don't do Valentine So Monday, when I get through

1141
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 1: shooting this commercial, Yeah in l A, I gotta stop through.

1142
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't because she wh I'm not

1143
01:16:53,560 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 1: follow me if I hadn't hard introduced methanity. Lady, Jimmy

1144
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: history is miss and true. Thanks Steve Shirley. Call everybody

1145
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: out there, this is a trip with the news and

1146
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:17,719
Speaker 1: miss you. In Louisiana, emergency crews are still checking what's

1147
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: left of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, which Governor

1148
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 1: John Bell Edwards says was pummeled yesterday by that wide

1149
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:26,640
Speaker 1: and powerful tornado. It is amazing how that tornado operated.

1150
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,320
Speaker 1: And it kind of bounced back and forth across the hallway.

1151
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 1: It didn't just pursue a straight line, and then it

1152
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 1: would jump over certain structures and land on others. But

1153
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:40,600
Speaker 1: but the width of the devastation was unlike any that

1154
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: I have seen before. At last count that some forty

1155
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 1: people reported hurt, but so far no deaths report, at

1156
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 1: least not yet. However, I thought you say many people

1157
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 1: came home from work yesterday to find their homes just

1158
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: torn apart. A three judge panel Ninth Circuit Court of

1159
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:58,320
Speaker 1: Appeals heard pro and con arguments by phone yesterday about

1160
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,599
Speaker 1: that Seattle judge is ruling that to halts the Trump

1161
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,160
Speaker 1: administration's ban on immigrants and refugees. So far, no decision

1162
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: on the matter has been made. We're expecting perhaps before

1163
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:08,879
Speaker 1: the end of the week. President Trump's choice with Secretary

1164
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 1: of Education was confirmed yesterday, but Betsy Divoce was only

1165
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 1: okay after the Vice President, Mike Pence, cast a tie

1166
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: breaking vote. And this was the first time in history

1167
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,280
Speaker 1: that a vice president had to do that on the

1168
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: cabinet pick. It was all about snow, and I'm telling

1169
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 1: you a lot of first hey, it was all about

1170
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:29,400
Speaker 1: snow and confetti. His fans swelled along Super Bowl Parade

1171
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:31,760
Speaker 1: route in Boston yesterday for the New England Patriots. It

1172
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: was the fifth Super Bowl win for coach Bill Belichick

1173
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:37,160
Speaker 1: and quarterback Tom Brady, who spoke to the crowd about

1174
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 1: the team serious come from behind victory over the Falcons,

1175
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: and I guess he'd bring that sucker home. Yeah, he

1176
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:59,040
Speaker 1: did bring that sucker home. By the way, take a

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01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 1: Cheeto's break with Chetos. Yeah, believe it or not, somebody

1178
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,520
Speaker 1: has been one hundred thousand dollars on eBay for a Cheeto. Apparently,

1179
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,720
Speaker 1: this particular Cheeto looks like the gorilla Harambe, who was

1180
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:13,320
Speaker 1: you know killing Remember of the inattentive couple let their

1181
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 1: child into the cave and even though the child was

1182
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,720
Speaker 1: removed safe, that they killed poor Harambe. Anyway, and I

1183
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,719
Speaker 1: need to tell you about some ten thousand people voted

1184
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:23,880
Speaker 1: for Harambe in this last election. Okay, go figure. But anyway,

1185
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: all I know is I love Cheetos much much chet

1186
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: shaped like Harambee, the gorilla they got shot. And somebody

1187
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:36,639
Speaker 1: has paid a hundred thousand dollars for that Cheeto. That's crazy.

1188
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: You can get a gorilla for thirty thousands, have your

1189
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: damn harambeet house and call him everything. Steve Harvey, all right,

1190
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:53,839
Speaker 1: We're live from seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands.

1191
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 1: Uh Comfort Sweets Choice Hotels coming up next, We're gonna

1192
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:01,400
Speaker 1: talk to the brand manager of Choice tells Ms Anne Smith.

1193
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 1: Uh and got details on how you can have a

1194
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: great vacation like we're having. We're having a good time

1195
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:15,880
Speaker 1: right makes annoys you guys, Yeah, yeah, and just it's

1196
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:19,759
Speaker 1: beautiful over here there. Little is beautiful. The people are excellent,

1197
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: the food is really good, the beach is superb. Weather

1198
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 1: the weather is excellent. The only thing is that got deep.

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01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 1: Damn black birds over here they're roaches. They roaches with wings.

1200
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:38,800
Speaker 1: They look they're just standing over there. I had one

1201
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: on my balcony. I'm just gonna tell you. I made

1202
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 1: an example out of him, and word got out. Don't

1203
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:48,080
Speaker 1: fly up on the black dudes back because he tripped.

1204
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: Bird six A man tak jump on your table while

1205
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 1: you eat? I mean, sious. Ain't nobody because you know

1206
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: they know they're gonna alright. Our special guest is the

1207
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 1: vice president of Brand Strategy for Choice Hotels, and she

1208
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:16,759
Speaker 1: is all about transforming the Comfort brand. The Comfort brand

1209
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: is getting better than ever and booking direct gets you

1210
01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:23,639
Speaker 1: the best rate and perks for your stay. So let's

1211
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,759
Speaker 1: talk more about why Choice Hotels is the best choice

1212
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: for your next vacation. Please welcome to the show, our friend,

1213
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 1: miss and Smith. Morning, Good morning everybody. Oh you sound

1214
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 1: so good and and you're just beautiful here in the

1215
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: Cayman Islands. Lovely, great, place to get away and have

1216
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,200
Speaker 1: a vacation in the middle of winter. Yes, that's why

1217
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: we came back in. The Comfort brand is transforming coast

1218
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:55,439
Speaker 1: to coast, and we absolutely love this property, the Comfort

1219
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:58,120
Speaker 1: Sweet seven Mile Beach. Let's talk about some of the

1220
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:01,719
Speaker 1: great changes at Choice Hotels. Great. You know, at Comfort

1221
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,759
Speaker 1: we have upped our game because we watched guest needs.

1222
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 1: They're changing, so we're changing too, and we have the

1223
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 1: results that prove it. Our guest satisfaction scores have never

1224
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 1: been higher. Um, if you haven't seen us lately, you've

1225
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 1: got to check in so you can check us out.

1226
01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean here at the Comfort Sweets at Grand Cayman

1227
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:20,360
Speaker 1: on seven Mile Beach. There are renovations throughout the hotel.

1228
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: The breakfast is upgraded, the bath experience is upgraded from

1229
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: welcome to goodbye. I love it. I love that was

1230
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:30,760
Speaker 1: That was perfect the way you said that, because that's

1231
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,839
Speaker 1: what made us come back to because we were curious.

1232
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,799
Speaker 1: We wanted to see now And a lot of people

1233
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:38,479
Speaker 1: like to book on travel sides, but tell us why

1234
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 1: it's best to book directly at Choice Hotels dot com

1235
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,479
Speaker 1: to get all of the good perks. Yeah, if you

1236
01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: book anywhere else, you're really missing out on a lot

1237
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,760
Speaker 1: of things that you get. When you book directly at

1238
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,680
Speaker 1: Choice Hotel dot com. You get the lowest rate, you

1239
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 1: get member perks, and you have someone that stands behind

1240
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 1: your stay experience. So you know, Choice Privileges members are

1241
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 1: always telling us how much they love our program. But

1242
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,240
Speaker 1: now they do get a member exclusive rate when they're

1243
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,800
Speaker 1: booking at Choice Hotels dot com. So your vacation can

1244
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:10,080
Speaker 1: be even more affordable. Yes, yes, yes, you mentioned parks.

1245
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 1: Let's talk about these parks. Choice Privileges is a great

1246
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,439
Speaker 1: parks program. Um, we sign up, we get we we

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Speaker 1: a great day, I know we will. Let's go swimming,

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Speaker 1: you guys, y'all gonna get your hair wet. Yeah, yeah, right,

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01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:25,640
Speaker 1: I got a wig. I'd brought a wig. No, you

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Speaker 1: ain't taking your hand on the water. Surely you learned

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01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:35,639
Speaker 1: how to swim, though, didn't you take swimming? It didn't

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01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,240
Speaker 1: take long with this particular guy. You just kind of

1285
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: threw you in and talk to you stater to. Yeah,

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01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 1: I love saltwater. I don't fool it around. I can swim. Yeah,

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01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:49,040
Speaker 1: that's good enough to get back up on whatever I

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01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 1: fell off. But I don't like swimming the ocean. I

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01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 1: gotta swim in something that's guy sides. Yeah, I gotta

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01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,960
Speaker 1: be able to get over to something when I get tired.

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01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,160
Speaker 1: I can't be out in the ocean get tired, and

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01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 1: then what I can't grab that. I want to see

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01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,599
Speaker 1: a side. I need to know it depth. See like

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01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:10,240
Speaker 1: that's got eight feet Yeah, see, I'll know that. I

1295
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,920
Speaker 1: know if I go down, if I sprang up, I'm

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01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:16,439
Speaker 1: gonna be out this water. Yeah, you get down that

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01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: ocean ain't no bottom, ye, swimming like swimming with dolphins

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Speaker 1: and all that. Have you ever thought about that? That's fine?

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01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:29,479
Speaker 1: I did. That's swim with dolphins. Y'all. Keep on, y'all.

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01:26:29,479 --> 01:26:32,320
Speaker 1: Don't ever know when the animals gonna have a moment.

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01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 1: A dolphin has never had a moment. Dolphin has never

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01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:41,719
Speaker 1: had the moment. You're trying to tell me that a dolphin,

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01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 1: they never took that long nose and jabbed it in

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01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 1: your real cage playing and knocked the wind out of

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01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,400
Speaker 1: you underwater. You're trying to tell me that's not a moment.

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01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:56,120
Speaker 1: He's not he's not being aggressive, stupid, stupid, you know,

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01:26:56,720 --> 01:27:01,320
Speaker 1: nep you Sometimes we come back. I'm gonna you don't

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01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:02,960
Speaker 1: want to go to the phones. Let's go to the phones.

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01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,840
Speaker 1: How did you know your mate was the one? Or

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01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:12,720
Speaker 1: oh what what made you think? Hey, you're listening to

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01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, let's go back

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01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,680
Speaker 1: to the phone, shall we. How did you know that

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01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:25,799
Speaker 1: your mate was the one? Or we love the or

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01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 1: oh when you got him? Yeah, he was wondering what

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01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:34,240
Speaker 1: the hell you was thinking about? That has happened? Oh? Yeah,

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01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 1: everybody's been in one bad relationship where you look at

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01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:43,280
Speaker 1: the other person and go, why really, man, what was

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01:27:43,439 --> 01:27:48,240
Speaker 1: I think? Exactly? And I'm sure somebody's looked at you

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01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:53,960
Speaker 1: as said what was I think? Eight seven seven, twenty nine,

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01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,960
Speaker 1: Steve call us. Let's go to line too and talk

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01:27:56,040 --> 01:28:01,040
Speaker 1: to Jesse. Hey, Jesse, but one the morning show eyes

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01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:07,400
Speaker 1: everybody Sherylta. Tommy Jr. Call morning and we're doing good, Jess.

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01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: The question is Valentine's Day is coming. When you met

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01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,240
Speaker 1: your girl, how did you know she was the one?

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01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 1: Because me and my girl, well, we've been knowing each

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01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:20,599
Speaker 1: other so when we teenagers, but we got together. We've

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01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 1: been together now with twenty three years, and that's my

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01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 1: wife now. And I know she's the one for me

1329
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:31,160
Speaker 1: because I gave her one of my kidneys. WHOA, so

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01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:36,080
Speaker 1: you ain't leave you gave her one? I gave all

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01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:39,920
Speaker 1: kidney Mr Harvey one of my kidneys. But George and

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01:28:40,479 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 1: his wife gave him her kidney too, and they got

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01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:46,800
Speaker 1: divorced right after he got it. Sould In. Yeah, well right,

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01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:52,000
Speaker 1: well he was a fool because I ain't get I

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01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:54,400
Speaker 1: ain't leaving mind of mine, ain't even me and I

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01:28:54,479 --> 01:28:56,760
Speaker 1: love your show man. You you're doing great things and

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01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,280
Speaker 1: I love that morning thought. Thank you? Man? Can you

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01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 1: get your Are you an organ donor? Did you check

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01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:09,400
Speaker 1: the driver's license block? Are you guys organ donor? No,

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01:29:09,479 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying I got sick of sette. I can't get

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01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 1: you in one of man. Oh yeah you have it?

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01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:18,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't nobody, won't you. I'd rather go on

1343
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 1: to see if I can make it without a kid

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01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:26,280
Speaker 1: and Junior kidding you start at hand? No, damn price, Ye,

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01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:35,680
Speaker 1: what's wrong with Steve? Take it out? You guys embarrassing

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01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 1: me all the time. All right, let's go to line

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01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: eight and talk to Jonathan. Hey Jonathan, Yes, yes, sir,

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01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 1: uh sorry to wake up Jonathan. Yes, how did you

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01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:52,360
Speaker 1: know when you met your girl? How did you know

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01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:55,680
Speaker 1: she was a one? Steve? I knew she was the

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01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:59,719
Speaker 1: one because of all everything that we went through. First

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01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 1: of almost, let me start from the beginning. Um, I've

1353
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:05,799
Speaker 1: been following her on Facebook for three years. She's a singer.

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01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 1: I've been following her. You know, I would like her

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01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:12,000
Speaker 1: uh pictures here and there. I would see her at

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01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:15,400
Speaker 1: different events. So when I found out, you know, she

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01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,799
Speaker 1: was singing somewhere, Steve, I put on the best cologne,

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Speaker 1: A canfine. I put it on the best blaze acafin

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01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:26,559
Speaker 1: and I went because I met her in church, so

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01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 1: I went. I heard a sing, we worshiped, and from

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01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 1: there on I walked up to her. She's a very

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01:30:32,479 --> 01:30:35,360
Speaker 1: private person and you know, everybody don't get a chance

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01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,080
Speaker 1: to talk to her or she's very private. So I

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01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:40,960
Speaker 1: went up to her. I introduced myself. I said, Hi,

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01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:42,679
Speaker 1: how are you doing. I grabbed the hand, I said,

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01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:46,160
Speaker 1: how you doing? My name is Jonathan, and if you

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01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:49,880
Speaker 1: don't mind, I would like to take you out, and

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01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:52,960
Speaker 1: I would like to, you know, take you out on

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01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:57,160
Speaker 1: the date. So fast forward. We went through so much,

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01:30:57,360 --> 01:31:00,559
Speaker 1: We've been through so much, I can't even get all

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01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:05,160
Speaker 1: into it. But she stayed after everything that we went through,

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01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,879
Speaker 1: we went through some child some tribulations, and she stayed.

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01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 1: So as of October this year, the twenty second and

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01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:20,439
Speaker 1: the Sunday, we will be getting married. You did something. Yeah,

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01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 1: I could admit I did some things, but I'm proud

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01:31:23,439 --> 01:31:26,200
Speaker 1: to say that I learned, I grow from and I

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01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:30,960
Speaker 1: can see myself our relationship as being Steve and Margie's

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01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:35,640
Speaker 1: because she enhanced me. She enhanced my my intellect. She

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01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:39,040
Speaker 1: enhanced my wardrobe, and you know she looks out for me,

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01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:43,000
Speaker 1: and she just don't say that just because she means it.

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01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:45,840
Speaker 1: So I said, one day, I'm going to have a

1382
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,479
Speaker 1: chance to tell the whole world how much April Ricks

1383
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,880
Speaker 1: means to me. So I get today is the day

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01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:54,720
Speaker 1: that April Ricks means the means the world to me.

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01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:57,240
Speaker 1: She's my heart. I can't breathe without it, I can't

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01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:03,840
Speaker 1: walk with We're like either without her. That's how you

1387
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:07,440
Speaker 1: that you gotta feel that way about somebody's daughter. For you, guy,

1388
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:11,639
Speaker 1: you don't feel that way. You're supposed to feel that

1389
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:15,759
Speaker 1: way about somebody's brought up. But if you can't breathe,

1390
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,960
Speaker 1: but good is you? You're dad. He can't breathe without

1391
01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:22,120
Speaker 1: so he went. If he ran to the stole, then

1392
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 1: what But she ain't left him. He's talking about trying

1393
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 1: to live without the woman, something obviously don't know nothing about.

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01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:37,280
Speaker 1: He's really stupid. I don't know why. Girl and the

1395
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:43,000
Speaker 1: Caymans the country. It's national. It's not just the message.

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01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,760
Speaker 1: All right. Uh, let's go to line four and talk

1397
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:53,280
Speaker 1: to Jennifer out of Texas. Hey, Jennifer, Yeah, how are

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01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:56,280
Speaker 1: you doing? This morning. Hey, Jennifer, how are you? Jennifer?

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01:32:56,320 --> 01:33:00,640
Speaker 1: How did you know that your guy wasn't one? I'm

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01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 1: I heard a voice, not an audible voice, but just

1401
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:05,479
Speaker 1: like a voice, you know when it comes out of

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01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 1: your head. And I knew it was from the Lord,

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01:33:07,360 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 1: and he said, that's the man you're gonna marry. And

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01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:21,000
Speaker 1: the first thing Lord say that to you, I did, Yeah,

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01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 1: where were you? Absolutely did? Now let me ask you

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01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 1: where were you? I was at a golf course. I

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01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:30,320
Speaker 1: had signed up for golf, talking to God on the

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01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 1: golf course. No, I didn't make a man. I was

1409
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:38,920
Speaker 1: talking to him yesterday. Shot here, I'm married a pro.

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01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,400
Speaker 1: I met him at a golf course. I was leaving

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01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,200
Speaker 1: out the door and thanking him for let me use

1412
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,439
Speaker 1: the phone. I turned back and I heard the voice

1413
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:49,559
Speaker 1: in my head, that's the man you're gonna marry. And

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01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,840
Speaker 1: the first thing I thought was, I'm gonna marry a

1415
01:33:51,880 --> 01:34:00,280
Speaker 1: black man. Oh, let's talk about Wait a minute. I

1416
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:06,800
Speaker 1: was fourteen. Has a question for you? You were fourteen

1417
01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 1: when we not yes, and he's black and you're not.

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01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm not. And at fourteen, God told you that you

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01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:27,000
Speaker 1: was gonna marry black man. No. Mary No, I didn't.

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01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:32,320
Speaker 1: Course that was a lord huh talking to a fourteen

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01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:37,800
Speaker 1: year old girl. No, I said, he told me that

1422
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:40,559
Speaker 1: when I was fourteen, and we didn't get married till

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01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,880
Speaker 1: I was twenty four. Well, okay, because you got married

1424
01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:51,960
Speaker 1: at fourteen, that wasn't the lord answer the case? Yeah,

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01:34:52,439 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: oh I got So did you marry him, Jennifer, Yes,

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01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:57,960
Speaker 1: as I said, and we've been there. It will be

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01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,080
Speaker 1: twenty three years in October. We got married on I

1428
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:04,960
Speaker 1: was twenty four. Twenty three years they've been married. All right.

1429
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:09,519
Speaker 1: So you are you in your forties now I'm forty seven.

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01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:14,800
Speaker 1: Are you cooking greens? Nice? I've been choking greens all right,

1431
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: yams and everything. Huh. Oh, I got it. How your

1432
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:23,080
Speaker 1: oxtail game? You got it up oxtail? But I had

1433
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:28,639
Speaker 1: that before I even met the man. How old is he? Well?

1434
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:34,639
Speaker 1: Now he is fifty two? What my husband is fifty

1435
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:40,920
Speaker 1: two and I'm seven? Oh? I thought she said sixty

1436
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:47,639
Speaker 1: two and you was fourteen when you met him. Yeah,

1437
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 1: that's fifty. Well if you was fourteen and he's fifty two,

1438
01:35:54,960 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 1: he was nineteen and you was fourteen? Yes, did he

1439
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:05,400
Speaker 1: say something to you homework or something? I think the

1440
01:36:05,479 --> 01:36:11,960
Speaker 1: lord if you marry him right now, you're going to jail. Ma'am.

1441
01:36:12,080 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 1: This is a very confusing call. I want to thank

1442
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:17,360
Speaker 1: you for calling messing my jail. I don't know how

1443
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:19,519
Speaker 1: old you are. I don't know what baby I was talking.

1444
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:22,920
Speaker 1: She was fourteen happy But she's forty seven now and

1445
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:25,960
Speaker 1: he's fifty two and they've been married for twenty three years.

1446
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:42,040
Speaker 1: That's good and train string show all right, coming up,

1447
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:45,120
Speaker 1: we're going back to the phones. How did you know

1448
01:36:45,439 --> 01:36:48,479
Speaker 1: that your current mate was the one? Is the question?

1449
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:57,120
Speaker 1: Or oh, what made you think they was? The war? Yeah,

1450
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:03,800
Speaker 1: everybody's been in the hat. When gotten the bad one happening? People?

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01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:06,960
Speaker 1: You're free to call. Just want to call the police

1452
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,360
Speaker 1: on when I was just trying to make some money

1453
01:37:08,439 --> 01:37:18,040
Speaker 1: spe my daughter to all my people don't know. Yeah,

1454
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:20,599
Speaker 1: the question is how did you know your current mate

1455
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:26,479
Speaker 1: was the one? Or? Uh, what made you think she was?

1456
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,960
Speaker 1: But before we go to the phone, Steve, I have

1457
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:33,000
Speaker 1: to ask you because you always have great stories relationships.

1458
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:40,519
Speaker 1: Minimum seventyips, give us one, give us one. Let me see.

1459
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:45,800
Speaker 1: I was twenty two years old. I was at a

1460
01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:50,360
Speaker 1: nightclub in Cleveland. Calls fats. I saw this girl. Man,

1461
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:52,840
Speaker 1: I thought she was like amazing. She was like out

1462
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:56,439
Speaker 1: of my lead. And I told you in the club

1463
01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:02,760
Speaker 1: way off times and I loved her. I was in

1464
01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:07,080
Speaker 1: love with you. She said, you just met me. So

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01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:11,240
Speaker 1: I asked her to go to Dinny's and so she

1466
01:38:11,439 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 1: rode with some girlfriend. So I drove. She got in

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01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:16,720
Speaker 1: the car. When I got to the first light, I

1468
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:22,320
Speaker 1: hated her. What else happened? The worst woman I ever

1469
01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:25,960
Speaker 1: met in my life? She lit a cigarette. She started

1470
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,760
Speaker 1: smoking in the car. I'm going, what you're smoking for?

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01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:32,840
Speaker 1: You're pretty? What you're smoking for? You don't tell me

1472
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:37,560
Speaker 1: what to do. Whow wait a minute, this is I

1473
01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 1: just loved you back in the club. You're smoking. I

1474
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:43,080
Speaker 1: just asked her to put the cigarette out in my car.

1475
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:46,760
Speaker 1: You don't tell me what to do? Oh you all

1476
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:54,559
Speaker 1: you want to walk? Watch this lady. As soon as

1477
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:59,120
Speaker 1: we got in that Dinny's, hope you got somebody's number?

1478
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:03,639
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, man, I said, I said, you can't

1479
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 1: get back in the car if you're gonna smoke, sir,

1480
01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 1: just take me home. I said, no, Why don't you

1481
01:39:10,479 --> 01:39:16,800
Speaker 1: call somebody whoa you know? I didn't know. That's just

1482
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:23,479
Speaker 1: one I've had so many seventy that's now it's sixty nine.

1483
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,639
Speaker 1: I met a woman out of swimming pool laying down.

1484
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:36,680
Speaker 1: I stood up, We broke up. You're listening to the

1485
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:41,960
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You probably just got that reminder

1486
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:44,160
Speaker 1: in the mail in the form of a maintenance fee

1487
01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,600
Speaker 1: that yes, you still own that time share, and that

1488
01:39:47,760 --> 01:39:50,960
Speaker 1: maintenance fee always seems to climb. Last year, the average

1489
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:54,439
Speaker 1: maintenance fee was nine hundred and twenty dollars. If you're

1490
01:39:54,479 --> 01:39:56,439
Speaker 1: tired of paying for a time share that you're not

1491
01:39:56,680 --> 01:40:00,679
Speaker 1: using or can't use, visit time Share Exit t They'll

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Speaker 1: every penny back with local experts all across the country.

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1495
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:21,760
Speaker 1: we all, but Sureley don't have her earbuds in, so

1496
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,439
Speaker 1: she's the lead person that brings us in out of

1497
01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:27,599
Speaker 1: commercial because they've asked me. They said, Steve, your voice

1498
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:30,720
Speaker 1: is to country, we would prefer to Shirley does the

1499
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:34,080
Speaker 1: lead in off all the breaks. I told him, well,

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01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:36,120
Speaker 1: you know, as long as you give me my money,

1501
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't care who lead us in. We all on

1502
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:44,760
Speaker 1: the island the Cayman Islands and we're broadcasting live from

1503
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:54,200
Speaker 1: comfort Comfort Sweeten at all. If you're hearing the noise

1504
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:58,559
Speaker 1: in the background, it's because we worked were broadcasting outside.

1505
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:03,920
Speaker 1: Next to us a surfboard building company and they're building

1506
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:07,600
Speaker 1: surfboards next story. That's the noise you hear. That's the

1507
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:10,920
Speaker 1: guy making a surfboard. Is real island over here? Yeah?

1508
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:19,000
Speaker 1: Everything is. So we have another story from you coming

1509
01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:20,800
Speaker 1: up right. How did you know she was the one?

1510
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:27,160
Speaker 1: Or another date story? Oh, y'all, in hell, you're gonna

1511
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:32,200
Speaker 1: tell us one. He's bad relationship on him? It was

1512
01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:50,000
Speaker 1: that bad. Yeah, kind of years ago. Uh, it's about

1513
01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:53,280
Speaker 1: two thousand four. I was a young comedian and one

1514
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:58,160
Speaker 1: night at the Comic Everything. Yeah, still young, but it

1515
01:41:58,240 --> 01:42:00,360
Speaker 1: was two thousand four. I just came off stage and

1516
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:02,439
Speaker 1: this girl told me to come in. Said you're really funny.

1517
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:04,360
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of potential, you know, And then

1518
01:42:04,439 --> 01:42:07,040
Speaker 1: we started dating for about three months in I didn't

1519
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:09,360
Speaker 1: moved in with, that's all. It took about three month

1520
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 1: while homeless at the time. You know, I was not

1521
01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:12,720
Speaker 1: homes home. I couldn't stay at my mama house no

1522
01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:16,559
Speaker 1: more so, so I said, okay, cool. I said, well, look,

1523
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,800
Speaker 1: I don't make a lot of money. I said, I

1524
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,720
Speaker 1: probably I can help out around here with like the

1525
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:24,600
Speaker 1: light bill, water bill. That's all I had. So we

1526
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:26,800
Speaker 1: had been dating and money had been coming up short

1527
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:29,479
Speaker 1: and everything, and I didn't have any money. So the

1528
01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:34,600
Speaker 1: lights had got cut off. Light that was my responsibility,

1529
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:37,519
Speaker 1: and she had been paying it. So fast forward, I

1530
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:40,200
Speaker 1: found out exactly how long a woman will believe in

1531
01:42:40,240 --> 01:42:45,800
Speaker 1: your dream. Eighteen months, that's all she had. I was

1532
01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:47,679
Speaker 1: on the couch, sleep in the dog because the lights

1533
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:50,360
Speaker 1: were known. She just came in and said, get up,

1534
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:54,559
Speaker 1: get up, and get out, and she had already packed

1535
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:56,000
Speaker 1: my stuff. I didn't even know she was in the

1536
01:42:56,120 --> 01:43:01,760
Speaker 1: dog getting my clothes together. She filled around in the throng,

1537
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:05,040
Speaker 1: got air fing, put my stuff on the porch with me,

1538
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:07,519
Speaker 1: and called my mama, told her come get your son.

1539
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:11,880
Speaker 1: He I thought that was the one, But that's it.

1540
01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:13,880
Speaker 1: Eighteen months. If you ain't got I don't care what

1541
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:15,639
Speaker 1: it is you're doing. You're a plumber. If you ain't

1542
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:19,040
Speaker 1: fixing pipes in eighteen months, they is through. I don't

1543
01:43:19,080 --> 01:43:21,160
Speaker 1: care what your dream is. If you if you're a

1544
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:23,479
Speaker 1: truck driving, you ain't on the road of eighteen months,

1545
01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:32,040
Speaker 1: they don't do it no more months. Tommy, Man, my

1546
01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:36,479
Speaker 1: worst one is I had a girl. You got mad

1547
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:42,200
Speaker 1: at me because I accidentally slept with her mama. Accident.

1548
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:46,560
Speaker 1: But it was an accident, and you are to be

1549
01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:50,439
Speaker 1: able to forgive me for an accident. Now once you

1550
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:54,080
Speaker 1: tell me if you're gonna leave, the dough crack and

1551
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:57,240
Speaker 1: you're the second dough on the right, but the way

1552
01:43:57,320 --> 01:43:59,519
Speaker 1: you was looking at it, you was really the second

1553
01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:02,280
Speaker 1: dough on the left. So if I go in the

1554
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:05,320
Speaker 1: second though on the right, and I'm in there with

1555
01:44:05,479 --> 01:44:08,280
Speaker 1: your mama, the lights was all see all this is

1556
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:11,080
Speaker 1: an accident. But when you woke up the door and

1557
01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:13,920
Speaker 1: see me with your mama, that don't mean we got

1558
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:17,080
Speaker 1: the break off. What we got. You just got to

1559
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:19,560
Speaker 1: accept the fact that you gave me the wrong direction.

1560
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 1: Bad you gave me the wrong direction. This is an accident.

1561
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:29,160
Speaker 1: I accidentally slept with your mama. Happened, So you didn't

1562
01:44:29,160 --> 01:44:40,640
Speaker 1: smell a liniment. Ah, I'm I'm sorry, And if you're

1563
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:43,639
Speaker 1: still listening, I'm sorry. I didn't mean but the fact

1564
01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:46,200
Speaker 1: that you broke up with me, I continued to a

1565
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:49,280
Speaker 1: Oh God, we'll be back to close out of the show.

1566
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:57,200
Speaker 1: All right, we are broadcasting live from Comfort Tweets on

1567
01:44:57,360 --> 01:45:01,160
Speaker 1: seven Mile Beach and Grand came in Island. Mason is

1568
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:05,599
Speaker 1: our gracious owner and host. And again this year, thank

1569
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:07,720
Speaker 1: you to Comfort Sweet team in Islands. It is a

1570
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:11,160
Speaker 1: place to be. We also want to say, um, good morning,

1571
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,479
Speaker 1: and thank you to Miss Rose Boden, to the beautiful

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01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:18,960
Speaker 1: Miss Boden. She's a hotel. She's so sweet. I can

1573
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:22,400
Speaker 1: feel your energy hospitality. Yes, and thanks. We have a

1574
01:45:22,479 --> 01:45:25,439
Speaker 1: live audience out here. We really do. Yeah, we do,

1575
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:28,120
Speaker 1: don't we don't we don't we? Yeah, you can hear them.

1576
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,680
Speaker 1: You can hear them. It's early, but it's nice. Uh.

1577
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:33,479
Speaker 1: Scuba diving lessons going on in the pool over here.

1578
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,000
Speaker 1: If you want to learn how to scuba dive, you

1579
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:38,599
Speaker 1: gotta come over here. Uh huh, you think we should?

1580
01:45:41,479 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: We always go back today. But Steve has one more

1581
01:45:46,520 --> 01:45:49,000
Speaker 1: story for us when we come back, Just one more

1582
01:45:49,439 --> 01:45:51,639
Speaker 1: about how did you know your maid is the one?

1583
01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:55,439
Speaker 1: But uh, his stories are always so crazy. We'll we'll

1584
01:45:55,520 --> 01:46:07,439
Speaker 1: hear what happened to me? And I want to get

1585
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:14,560
Speaker 1: that ye love me? But it's so pretty, isn't it.

1586
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:20,800
Speaker 1: I came out of Chicago. So what is doing down here?

1587
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:24,600
Speaker 1: It ain't doing that right? Right? I left Chicago? It

1588
01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:32,360
Speaker 1: was too Why why would it be too ya? I

1589
01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:35,320
Speaker 1: walked out my building one morning dorm and said, come on,

1590
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 1: a miss, I said, how are you doing? I looked

1591
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:44,679
Speaker 1: at my iPhone. My iPhone said one degree? Why would

1592
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:48,760
Speaker 1: you even put what is a degree? Just put a

1593
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:50,360
Speaker 1: zero on there and then you know what I want?

1594
01:46:50,479 --> 01:46:53,439
Speaker 1: What outside? I do like this a week, damn, And

1595
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:59,280
Speaker 1: I learned something. Never take your lips off your teeth

1596
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:08,320
Speaker 1: when the zero degree got open them out. Keep your

1597
01:47:08,479 --> 01:47:12,760
Speaker 1: helps over your teeth at all time. I got all

1598
01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:18,519
Speaker 1: my teeth cracks all right. Before we get out of here, Steve,

1599
01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:20,400
Speaker 1: you gotta give us one more story you said you had.

1600
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:25,920
Speaker 1: But do we finish having a bad relationship? I dated

1601
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:31,120
Speaker 1: a girl off in college and we went to an

1602
01:47:31,160 --> 01:47:35,240
Speaker 1: amusement park and I told the girl, you know, look,

1603
01:47:36,320 --> 01:47:40,040
Speaker 1: I got enough money to get us in and we

1604
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:45,920
Speaker 1: can eat one time. Okay, So we're passing by, you

1605
01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:49,479
Speaker 1: know how the games, and you know the real heavy

1606
01:47:49,560 --> 01:47:51,920
Speaker 1: milk jugs that you throw the softball and try to

1607
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:55,880
Speaker 1: knock all of them off to stand she's standing there,

1608
01:47:56,040 --> 01:48:00,240
Speaker 1: she wanted one of these damn dogs. I'm just throwing. Huh.

1609
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm knocking all of them off, but one sometimes leaving

1610
01:48:05,240 --> 01:48:07,799
Speaker 1: to I just couldn't get them. Talked about four temps.

1611
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:11,040
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't got no money for this hill,

1612
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:14,240
Speaker 1: she said, but I want the dog. I said, look,

1613
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:18,760
Speaker 1: I told you I got money we can eat one time.

1614
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:22,599
Speaker 1: Now you're cutting into the food money trying to win

1615
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:26,240
Speaker 1: this damn dog. And so I went on and said, man,

1616
01:48:26,439 --> 01:48:29,320
Speaker 1: let me jump and take three more shots, right And

1617
01:48:29,360 --> 01:48:32,960
Speaker 1: I didn't knock him over. I said, baby, let's said.

1618
01:48:32,960 --> 01:48:35,280
Speaker 1: I can't win it. She stood at there and started

1619
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:39,719
Speaker 1: crying behind the dog. I couldn't win the dog. Don't

1620
01:48:39,840 --> 01:48:43,559
Speaker 1: nobody winning the dog wanted it though. She started crying.

1621
01:48:44,720 --> 01:48:50,360
Speaker 1: Now we only got eleven dollars left because I don't

1622
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:54,360
Speaker 1: throw nine dollars in the damn jibs ain't knocking. I

1623
01:48:54,479 --> 01:48:56,720
Speaker 1: got nine dollars in this dog. Right now. I'm looking

1624
01:48:56,800 --> 01:48:58,679
Speaker 1: at the man like, hey, man, I can gave you nine.

1625
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:02,080
Speaker 1: Give me something, give me a puppy or something. He said, Shaw,

1626
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:03,559
Speaker 1: you got to knock him all of that. The girl

1627
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:06,040
Speaker 1: just still at that crowning, wouldn't stop crying. I'm talking

1628
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:11,080
Speaker 1: about crying. Crazy cry showed the shaking crap. I walked

1629
01:49:11,120 --> 01:49:16,320
Speaker 1: to the car, got in my car, drove off. I'm

1630
01:49:16,320 --> 01:49:20,040
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to fix this. I'm eighteen years old.

1631
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:22,719
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't have skills for women who cried.

1632
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:24,960
Speaker 1: Yet I didn't know how to You know, when I

1633
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:26,479
Speaker 1: was eighteen, I didn't know what to do with a

1634
01:49:26,520 --> 01:49:29,040
Speaker 1: woman that cried. You know, my wife cried. Now I

1635
01:49:29,120 --> 01:49:31,920
Speaker 1: know how to fix it, But at eighteen, I didn't

1636
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:35,840
Speaker 1: have crisskey. We're just supposed to be having fun, and

1637
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:38,040
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about you. When you crying, she

1638
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:42,519
Speaker 1: started crying. I walked off, got in the car, and

1639
01:49:42,720 --> 01:49:47,040
Speaker 1: drove home. Man, at least respect the nine dollar you know,

1640
01:49:47,120 --> 01:49:48,760
Speaker 1: we're just supposed tot least drop a back off at

1641
01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:52,120
Speaker 1: the house, though, But she was crying. She was crying.

1642
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,479
Speaker 1: She can't get in the car crying. What am I

1643
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:56,519
Speaker 1: gonna say to you in this car crying? We gotta

1644
01:49:56,600 --> 01:50:00,120
Speaker 1: drive out back to campus. H So what am I

1645
01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:03,320
Speaker 1: gonna do if you don't stop crying? I don't have

1646
01:50:03,560 --> 01:50:08,240
Speaker 1: christ you. I can't buy their two years away. I

1647
01:50:08,280 --> 01:50:11,160
Speaker 1: couldn't get a watch make her stop crying. I couldn't

1648
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:14,400
Speaker 1: give a trill. You know, my wife cry, I can

1649
01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:19,120
Speaker 1: get a trill. Yeah, I can make her stop from

1650
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:24,040
Speaker 1: That's where it starts though, When you're eight, Yeah, that's

1651
01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:26,400
Speaker 1: when you learn you don't need a woman. You don't

1652
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:32,000
Speaker 1: For all Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

1653
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:35,040
Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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01:50:35,160 --> 01:50:38,320
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