WEBVTT - Hour 2: The Polls 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.840 This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.759 Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. We've 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:24.120 got two left on an ass Doctor Jesse Thursday, And 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.599 before I forget, I want to make sure everybody has 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.320 a very very very merry Christmas and a very happy 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:34.680 New Year. And yes, Chris, happy Hanukah, yes of course. Anyway, 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.879 enjoy that. What Chris, well, how many days are you 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:42.160 people on? Now? Is it? Is it the eighth day? 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.880 So what do you do? Like a special Jewish ceremony 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:51.360 or something? No, there's no ceremony above. Okay, so you 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.920 light the candle and you bless something. Who do you bless? 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:55.840 Or what do you bless? Is it like a fat 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.480 and calf or something? What is it? Chris? You know what? 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.320 Just we'll catch up after. Well I didn't know, okay, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.120 I'm going old testament. I didn't know how much of 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:07.360 that stuff carried over? No more animal sacrifices. Okay, well 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.640 that's good. I mean that's good. I guess good. Good 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.760 work on that. I'm proud of you. Anyway, back to 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:15.080 what we were talking about, all kinds of asked Doctor 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:17.920 Jesse questions, dear paintball assass and this guy said, I 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:21.240 believe DeSantis is feeling to gain traction in the primary. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:24.120 He's seen as a backstabber and all those other things. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.720 This guy's big Trump fan thinks DeSantis is a backstabber 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:32.800 as far as failing to gain traction. If that's true, 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:34.880 you know, if you see all these pools, If all 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.720 these pools are out there are actually true, and DeSantis 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:43.160 is down thirty points, forty points, however many they are, one, 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.120 we're gonna know it very shortly. Remember we're now, I 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:49.760 believe we're less than a month away from the Iowa caucuses. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.800 And if DeSantis gets blown out in Iowa, if he 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:58.000 really goes out there and gets pasted by twenty thirty points, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:02.520 well primary is over. And I'm sorry, I know that's 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:07.320 hard to hear if you're a DeSantis supporter, but it's over. However, 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.320 if he goes out and wins Iowa and they've been 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.520 sinking a fortune in all kinds of time and winning Iowa, 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.400 then it's a very real primary. If he goes out 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.919 and wins the first state, but even that that doesn't 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.760 mean you know that it's the end or that he's 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.400 going to win. Then it just means it's going to 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:27.960 be along primary if he really is failing to gain traction. Though. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:34.919 Look all that means is the GOP primary voter wants 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:39.000 something different. And here's the truth. We talk a lot 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.960 about primaries all the time, primaries and this and that, 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.079 and you know what else we talk about. We talk 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.880 about Democrats and Democrat cities. And what do we say, 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.040 what are those four magical words when we talk about 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.840 primaries and Democrats who vote Democrat in these Democrat cities? 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:58.080 What are those four words? You voted for this? The 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.959 truth is the big city Democrat who votes Democrat every 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:08.320 time he deserves exactly what he gets he does. And 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.720 the GOP primary voter, like here in Texas, they choose 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:16.000 John Corny, and so they deserve John Cornyn for better 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.840 or worse, and that's not always negative, either for better 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:23.400 or worse. The GOP the primary voter is going to 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:27.360 get the nominee he deserves. If that's the way it goes, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.400 that's the way it goes. What do you want me 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.880 to tell you? Sometimes the people don't want what you're selling, 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.000 tol theor is do it? They want something different? What's 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:41.240 you gonna do about it? Doctor l Sombrero. First, let 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.760 me say I fully support your upcoming vacation. Three hours 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.960 a day and four and five days a week takes 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.640 a toll on a man. And since it's been just 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:55.000 over five months since your last vacation, you're over too, okay. One, 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.360 that's not very nice. Two, the last thing was not 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.800 a vacation. We were working very hard in Israel. I'll 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:04.880 have you know, very hard. It was very rigorous over there. Hey, 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.440 the guys says, since both parties have effectively rigged the 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.520 system so that we only have the two parties in elections, 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.960 what could we do to whip the Republicans in line? Well, 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.880 this goes back to what I was just talking about. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:19.120 What we talked about endlessly. You want to whip Republicans 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.360 in mind. There's only one way to whip these worthless 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:26.200 cowards back into line, and that's defeat them in primaries. 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:31.520 Republicans who don't fear a primary loss have nothing to lose. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.719 Of Course, they're gonna go punt on an NDAA bill, 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:38.160 that National Defense Authorization Act that went down today. Of 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.680 Course they're gonna do stuff like that if they don't 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:45.000 fear you. This all comes back. Remember, We hate hearing this. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.360 I don't take any pleasure in saying it, but it 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:53.640 is true. We get the government we deserve in this country. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.479 That doesn't mean you personally or me personally, but as 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.960 a people, we deserve these people. We do these people. 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.920 We don't like to acknowledge it, but these people are 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.120 an accurate reflection of who we are. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:10.200 Not only is the committee not allowing Hunter Biden to 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:14.960 testify publicly, but they have not called a single witness, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:21.039 a single first hand witness to any of their allegations. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:25.200 They haven't allowed anybody to testify publicly because they do 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:31.200 not have a single witness to any of their alleged allegations. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:35.560 They don't any of their alleged allegations. Anyway, AOC gets 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:41.000 elected easily in the Bronx. We deserve all right, and 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.920 look that's for better or worse. Sometimes we win primaries. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.000 Sometimes primaries go the way we want. On occasion it doesn't. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:50.480 We deserve that too. We deserve the good, we deserve 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.839 the bad. When it comes to GOP primaries or Democrats 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.560 who vote Democrat and cities, the people get exactly what 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:01.400 they deserve, period and a story, Doctor Kelly, everything I 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.839 listened to. Everything I see is all about the polls 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.640 being up for Trump and the lowest for Biden. Seems 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.520 like everybody's so sure that based on the polling, the 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.839 people who voted for Biden in twenty twenty are gonna 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.479 not vote for Trump or anyway after the midterm polling 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.200 and then actual results. Why do people put so much 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.840 faith in polling? And why do Republicans think that Democrats 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:25.160 are going to miraculously change and not vote for their 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:30.520 own demise. Listen, here's one of the reasons people put 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:35.839 so much faith in polling. It's all you have until 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:39.240 there's an election. And look what everyone wants to know 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.599 right now. If you're a Trump supporter right now, if 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.000 you're a Trump fan, you want the primary to be over. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.200 You want Donald Trump to be the nominee, and then 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.200 you want their general election to be over. And you 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.919 want these things now. You want Donald Trump to be 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.679 the nominee, and you want Donald Trump to beat Joe Biden. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.400 Only the elections, not for a year. So you can't 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.479 have these things now. So what do you need? You 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.680 want hope, you want some give me something, give me 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.520 some indication. Same thing. If you're a DeSantis supporter, You 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.360 want DeSantis to be the nominee. Now show me a poll. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.680 Is there a good poll? Do I have a poll out? 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.400 There is a poll this or a pull that? All 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:22.800 I want to see polls anyway. That's why we love polls, 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.760 and that's why I have cautioned everybody, no matter what 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:30.120 kind of poll it is, as soon as you see 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:34.040 a poll that you love, you should probably dismiss it 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:40.600 because polls, especially this far out, are almost always manipulated 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:45.160 and paid for by a candidate or a candidate surrogate. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.320 And you know where the most ridiculous polls are, and 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.840 you see these all over the place. Now, these national 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:57.440 primary polls where they'll call eight hundred people nationally and 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.960 then they'll put out a poll with the poll results. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.720 I don't care if that poll shows Ron DeSantis up 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.720 eighty or Donald Trump getting one hundred percent of the vote. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.000 If it's a national poll where they call it one 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:13.920 thousand people, it's completely worthless. The state by state primary 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.720 voter likely primary voter polls, those are ones you can 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.360 put more stock in. But even then, all the candidates lie, 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.560 all of them. Do Trump will lie? DeSantis a lie? 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.160 You'd pay someone to put out a poll that you like, 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.080 and then you publish it and it helps you with fundraising, 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:33.600 It helps keep your people encouraged. Don't put a ton 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.160 of stock in polls. I'm not telling you not to 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:41.160 have any hope at all either. But our polls looked. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:44.000 Really really, really really really good going into twenty twenty two, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:48.400 didn't they? They looked really really really good going into 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.240 twenty twenty two. I believed them, right? How'd that red 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.960 wave work out for us? Now we're stuck with these 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:58.559 bunch of losers in the house passing NDAA bils. Gosh, 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.520 these people chat me and then and then we have 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:02.880 to deal with evil like this. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:16.719 Klaus schwas, do I accept in transparence? In transparence for 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:27.920 comte command personal? Uh? 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:31.120 Can you believe that? I still can't believe, he said. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.880 He just came right out and said it. But man, 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.400 that's the kind of world we live in. Jesse. Would 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.320 you be in favor of tall being a disability? We 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.240 have the A d A that states what height things 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.720 have to be at. If being a genetic mutated freak 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:48.160 above six six should obviously be a disability to get 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.839 more like okay, one it's not very nice to call 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:55.880 me a genetic mutated freak. Two. I don't have a disability. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:01.360 Left handed people are the ones that have disabilities. Redheads 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:07.439 have disabilities. I I'm the one that was made perfectly, 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:12.839 absolutely perfectly. All right. I do have something for you 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:18.840 on the climate doomsday hysteria stuff. Michael Schellenberger. He did 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.839 a long die I tribe on it. We'll talk to 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.680 him about that before we talk to him about that, 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:24.960 or not talk to him before we play what he 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.320 said before we do that and do this's talk about 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:32.240 tunnel to Towers. I got this wonderful email. This guy 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:36.160 says that his children dear twenty hour work week Jesse. Hey, 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:39.360 you guys, I have three kids, ages thirteen, nine, and seven. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.800 I've taught them the real meaning of Christmas Jesus. Anyway, 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.080 this year I decided to do something different and each 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.880 of them donate a portion of their Christmas gifts to 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.520 the charities mentioned on your show. Thirteen year old donate 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.400 to a Servo project, nine year old preborn and seven 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.440 year old tunnel to towers. They're gonna get other gifts 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.280 and stuff. I just you guy says thank you for 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.400 all you do says. I can say their names. Their 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:06.439 names are Wade and Carly, and that's freaking wonderful. Man. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.320 And I'm not telling you to give up your Christmas 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:12.080 or your Christmas gifts for Tunnel to Towers. But it 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.800 really is a blessed organization. And not only that they 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.560 structure it right. It's not a ripoff agency like so 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:22.200 many of those nonprofits that call themselves nonprofit and then 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.160 they steal all your money. When you give a Tunnel 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:28.480 to Towers eleven bucks a month, it goes directly where 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.240 you want it to go to widows and orphans. What 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:36.880 they do is wonderful. Give what you can, t the 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:42.040 number two t dot org T two t dot org 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:46.959 eleven bucks a month. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:52.560 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, doing 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.480 an ass doctor Jesse Thursday. But I wanted to I 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.320 wanted to dig into this just a little bit for 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.640 just a minute. This journalist Michael Schellenberg has been doing 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.760 great work and he was talking about the climate doomsday 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.600 stuff and how it's affecting kids. And this got to 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.480 me because I talked to my neighbors. You know, we 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:12.360 all hang out all the time, and they talk about 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:17.280 their children, and their children are freaking out that the 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.679 earth is warming and everything's burning down, and my gosh, 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.120 are we doing our children a horrible disservice. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.640 What do you think the impact of these duma esque 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:30.320 predictions has been on the general population and particularly on 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:31.000 young people. 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.520 It's been catastrophic. I think, you know, we've seen I 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.920 think this is one of the most interesting phenomenon right now. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:41.560 And so we've seen on kind of race, climate and 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:49.800 trans issues, progressives affirming creating and or or increasing psych 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:58.439 diagnosible psychiatric disorders and cleaning gender dysphoria, addiction, and climate anxiety. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.679 But I think the climate change this course has been 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.520 absolutely toxic. It's told people that they have no future, 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.400 that there's no point in having kids. The exact same 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.800 thing happened in the nineteen sixties with the population scare, 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.080 and we now are actually concerned about not having enough 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.920 population in western countries. We're worried about population decline, you know, 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.680 places like Japan and Korea, Western Europe and the United States. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:25.360 We're making some of it up with immigration. Nonetheless, I 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.560 think the anxiety that we've been telling children, you know, 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:33.559 that their futures are ruined. It's absolutely horrendous, it's irresponsible. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:41.240 They're evil people. Men, These climate activist types are evil people, 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.600 and they're murderous. Look this is CNN's bill where this 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:46.960 is an evil person. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.920 Solar and wind is so cheap right now. It is 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:52.600 the cheapest form of energy in human history. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:58.120 But it's not replaced to stop. You know, that's dead wrong, 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.600 that's a lie. That's a complete lie. It's by far 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.760 the most expensive and least efficient way to make energy period. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:06.439 End of story. 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.520 Saying the old stuff that burns nearly fast enough. We 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.760 just as a species have an unending appetite for cheap energy, 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.520 and so what needs to happen is big you know, 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:21.160 fossil fuel finds, big oil field discoveries, those companies to 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.480 say we're going to leave that in the ground for 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.240 the betterment of life on Earth. We haven't seen anything 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:26.760 like that. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.160 I know he doesn't sound like it, but that's a 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:36.960 genocidal monster. Remember, climate change activism is the most genocidal 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:41.400 movement in the history of the world. No other movement 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:45.800 even comes close to the loss of life that these 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.840 people will visit on the planet if they get what 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.000 they want. And they're fairly open about it. Now, I 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.520 don't have to play the Jay and Goodall clips, the 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.760 Bill Gates clip. I don't have to play them for you. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:59.040 They're very open about the fact they think billions of 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.200 people need to go I do you think they're going 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:02.760 to do that? All? 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:02.960 Right? 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:07.560 Back to the emails, Jesse, call me paranoid, but I 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.760 just disabled face ID on my phone. Do you think 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:14.880 this actually makes a difference or was it feudile? Well, 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.800 you know, Jewish producer Chris and I argue about this 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:24.520 from time to time. He is extremely tech conscious, and 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.640 I would say I'm not paranoid. I'm not gonna say paranoid. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.960 He's not wrong about any of it. About his information online, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.480 you know, the Amazon Alexis stuff and stuff like that. 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:37.880 That is a no go for Chris. And if you 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.800 want to be dismissive of that, a normal way to 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.040 be dismissive of that is you say something along the 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.480 lines of, well they have everything anyway, that's the wrong 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:51.320 way to look at that. You need to protect as 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.840 much as you can protect. If face ID on your 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.120 phone is part of that, then that's part of it. Yeah, 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:01.840 it's about not making it easier for you still lock 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:04.640 your house at night, right, Well, there are all kinds 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.200 of criminals who have the ability to pick a lock. Okay, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.200 well you can at least do what you can do 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.640 and lock the freakin' house up. It's the same thing. Look, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.600 this is why I tell you about the silent bags 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.200 all the time, the signal blocking Faraday bags. Man, this 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.560 is a real thing that you need to buy. You 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.960 need to get one of these things, whether it's for 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.280 your laptop or for your phone. Your phone. My phone 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.040 as it sits here, my phone is listening to me, 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:34.640 and the government has the ability, with the touch of 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:39.400 a button to listen to you. Do you realize that 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.600 they can listen to you? And they can and do 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:47.200 track you get your phone in a Faraday bag, in 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:51.520 a silent bag, a patented Faraday bag from silent SLNT 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:57.000 is what they're called. Slnt dot com. Slash Jesse gets 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:00.560 you fifteen percent off them. But go, oh, all right, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:04.680 that's something we have to do. Hey, oracle, historical oracle, 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.960 he says, answering the call for the last ask Doctor 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:12.840 Jesse of the year. What's one thing you're grateful for? Cheers? 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.000 Enjoy your time off he says, and be safe says. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:19.240 His name is Larry Man. I'm grateful for so freaking much. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:21.920 But I'll tell you one thing I am grateful for, 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:27.040 very grateful for it something that is underrated. I'm grateful 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:32.119 that I have a vehicle that doesn't break down. And 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.280 I know that sounds maybe that sounds stupid. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:35.639 Man. 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.080 Have you ever had a car that's a piece of crap. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:43.080 I've had a few tranny's going out and I'm not 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.320 even talking about the Biden administration. Quit anyway, tranny going out. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:52.639 My nineteen eighty three Honda Accord broke down in the 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:56.280 busiest intersection in town and Boson, Montana one time, in 0:17:56.359 --> 0:18:00.520 the snow and ice. Everybody honking at me. I had 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.920 to get out of my car by myself and push 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.800 it in the snow and ice through the busiest intersection 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:11.560 in town. My scot I just a Toyota camera. I've 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:15.160 had so many crappy cars, and maybe you were going 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.159 through this right now. Maybe you have a crappy car 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:20.800 and you're always having problems with it. There's such a 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:25.480 money suck. For one, they just bleed you dry for money, 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:28.800 bleed you dry, and you're poor anyway, or at least 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.280 you're not financially doing that well, where you probably have 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:33.879 a better car. I was always poor, so it's not 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:35.639 like you have a ton of money in the bank 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.840 and it's always a new five hundred dollars. Oh sorry, 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:41.400 we need another five hundred. Ear you need another five 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:45.080 hundred there, it's oh yeah, I know that. It does 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.040 hurt Chris when I tell the guy I have six 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:49.840 hundred dollars to spend, and miraculously the bill came to 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:53.560 six hundred dollars. But anyway, look, this is why I 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.159 like that Chris does his own home car stuff. I 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.800 get it. I wish I was a car guy. Anyway, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.760 that is something I'm great. I have a car now 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:06.240 that gets me from A to B without breaking down. 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.040 You know, I totally doomed myself to get broken down 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:10.440 to and I on the way home. That's one hundred 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.280 percent coming. But either way, that's something I'm grateful for. 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:15.560 We have so much more. You went a little bit 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:17.880 more on the submarines before we get back to ask 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:20.560 doctor Jesse questions. Someone has a good little tidbit hang 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:24.760 on the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns next 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:30.680 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Before 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.679 we get to this submarine stuff, Old Chip Roy was 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:37.480 going off about the Defense Authorization. 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:39.920 And if you poke the bear in this town, right, 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.240 they don't like to be poked because it changes the 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:45.479 way this town works. Heaven forbid, because it's been going 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.639 so well, so beautifully, that we have thirty four trillion 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:51.679 dollars in debt, and that we have rampant spying on 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:55.560 the American people that is occurring. In twenty and early 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:59.160 twenty one, the FBI conducted two hundred and seventy eight 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:04.240 fouls improper searches of Americans, according to the twenty twenty 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:07.639 two Fisk Report. We're just supposed to trust the FBI 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:11.520 is fix that we have rampant abuses going on, and 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:14.520 this body is just going to extend the very mechanism 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.000 of those abuses on the back of the National Defense 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:21.040 Authorization Act and say, have a nice day, Merry Christmas, 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:23.320 go home and have your turkey, go home and be 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:24.160 with your families. 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:29.520 Mm mmmm, not wrong. I should put in a little 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:33.359 programming note here. Chris is having a pretty tough go 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:37.560 of it right now, because here's what happened. We have 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:42.399 some New Yorkers are in town doing technical stuff around 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.720 the studio whatever whatever. We're not going to go into 0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:49.919 the details of it. And I obviously wanted to make 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:54.280 sure everyone was eating well, so I ordered. I ordered 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:58.000 tacos from our favorite taco place for everybody, and I 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:01.879 didn't ask them what they would like, because me, the 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:05.520 menu whisper, the greatest orderer of food. I know more 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.000 than they do. I know more than everyone does when 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:11.000 it comes to ordering. So I just ordered them what 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:15.640 I get every single time. And too bad for Chris. 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:20.560 They've already approached me and told me it was delicious, 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:22.800 it was one of the best things they've ever eaten, 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:25.400 and Chris is having a hard time with that now. 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:30.480 So sorry, Chris, menu whisper doing menu whisper things over here, 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:35.800 dear white trash pen pal. On Monday, you honored Captain 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:39.280 or honored Submarine Captain Dick o'caine, But the medal of 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:42.720 honor citation didn't mention the wackiest parts of the storm. 0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:47.600 The last torpedo the USS Tang had that night was 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.679 defective and ran in a big circle. Pause on this 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:54.840 for a second. Why would a torpedo run in a circle. Remember, 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:57.879 a torpedo is just mechanical, right, and things go wrong. 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:02.679 If one of the rudders get stuck on a torpedo 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:06.280 on one of the sides, a torpedo will just go 0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:10.520 in a circle. Well, do the math. You're sitting there. 0:22:11.560 --> 0:22:15.760 You fired a torpedo and it's doing a circle. Where's 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:19.840 it coming back to? Oh? And get this, remember remember 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.880 this when we're talking about World War two submarines. It's 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:27.359 not today, but World War two submarines. When you're underwater, 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:35.080 when you're submerged, you're so slow that you're basically stationary. Now, 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:40.520 they could move, but barely. You're not running away. What Chris, 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:45.760 why couldn't they move up? Well, why can't you move up? Well, 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:51.120 for one, moving up and moving down is very slow too. Look, 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:53.560 it takes time to move up. Takes time to even 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:56.000 dive to dagon thing. They would have to do drills 0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:57.439 to do it in a minute. You know what I mean. 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:00.080 It takes time to dive it. But even moving up 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:02.840 and down, you can't do that fast enough to escape 0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:05.920 the torpedo. If a torpedo's coming at you and you're 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:09.840 submerged in a submarine in World War Two, you are 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:13.560 in deep trouble. Anyway, the guy goes on. Ocaine saw 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:16.760 it coming back around and sounded the alarm, but it 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:21.080 was too late. America's most deadly sub was sunk by 0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:25.680 her own torpedo. Ocaine and three others on the conning 0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:30.320 tower jumped free. But the story gets even crazier as 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:34.840 the Tang sank to the bottom at only two hundred feet, 0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:38.040 A group of survivors made a break for the surface 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:42.800 using primitive rebreather apparatus known as the mom some lung. 0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:47.480 Of the thirty still alive, thirteen tried for the surface 0:23:47.920 --> 0:23:53.280 and five survived, so o'caine and eight others became POW's 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:56.159 one of the very few instances where anyone from a 0:23:56.200 --> 0:24:00.119 stricken submarine ever survived to tell the tale. Catain and 0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:04.040 Richard Okaine passed away in nineteen ninety four. That is 0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:07.400 a sweet little tidbit. Thank you for that. Email did 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:09.600