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Speaker 1: You don't hear me. Concession, I can't take back all arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seventy eighty five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty two years old and only just now realized

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Speaker 2: that do not operate heavy machinery warning includes cars. I

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Speaker 2: thought it just meant like forklifts and bulldozers and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is like, I am scared.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to think of all the.

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Speaker 3: Times you've been on the road. But I can fly

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Speaker 3: an airplane, right, mopeds are fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I thought the same thing.

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Speaker 2: What I do think for I'm like, no, I don't

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Speaker 2: own a tractor, so I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're just warning farmers out there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I never thought about that, but you know, I

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Speaker 2: get on the back home today.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Good news is we don't have any safety warnings here

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Speaker 2: on the mass speaker. We'll let you say whatever you want,

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Speaker 2: as long as it's a secret about yourself. We got

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Speaker 2: a woman on the line who's ready to give us

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Speaker 2: her own confession. She's chosen Donna as her fake identity. Donna,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if we should be operating this radio show.

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Speaker 2: This is a risky move, but voice Changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, like I've been debating whether or not I

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Speaker 1: should even email you guys and tell you this story,

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Speaker 1: because I think it's really good, but it's also it's

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Speaker 1: also kind of bad.

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Speaker 3: Okay, are going to start with a bat or the

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Speaker 3: good part?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of mixed in together, I guess.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what happened.

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Speaker 1: So a little while ago, you know, I was leaving

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Speaker 1: work and I just had this really long, really stressful

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Speaker 1: day and I just couldn't wait to get out of there,

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Speaker 1: and I'm starting home and it's just super hungry. So

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Speaker 1: kind of on spur of the moment, I decided, I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to pull off and I'm going to stop

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Speaker 1: at McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Just to grab some treat yourself.

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Speaker 2: McDonald's is still fun. When everyone agrees, yeah, yeah, McDonald's. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's a great idea. Sometimes the mood just hits yeah,

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Speaker 2: okay exactly.

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Speaker 1: I was just totally in the mood for it. But

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Speaker 1: the line is pretty long, so obviously it wasn't the

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Speaker 1: only one who had that idea. But I was committed, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get my McDonald's to quit there.

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Speaker 3: They're known for fast food, so I think you'll be good.

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Speaker 2: He's wait five ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I had to wait, and I finally

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Speaker 1: got up to the ordering box, and then I need

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Speaker 1: a second to look over that huge menu because I

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Speaker 1: haven't been there in a while.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, you don't have it locked in.

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Speaker 3: Your head, girl, you're waiting? What were you doing?

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Speaker 2: They should have the menu like farther down the line,

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Speaker 2: not just right in front of the place street.

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Speaker 3: But honestly, who doesn't order the same thing every time?

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Speaker 2: I know exactly order.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just scanning and scanning the menu and maybe

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Speaker 1: I was taking a while, but the lady in the

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Speaker 1: car right behind me, she starts like honking aggressively.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, come on now, that's so rad.

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Speaker 3: You can't have slow food?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, and then I can see her in my

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Speaker 1: rear view mirror and she's like mouthing. I can see

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Speaker 1: what she's saying. She's like, let's go, who are up?

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Speaker 3: We reach people?

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Speaker 2: Scare me to I don't.

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Speaker 3: Want to miss that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, I understand because I'm tired I'm hungry too,

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Speaker 1: but who actually does that like to a complete stranger

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Speaker 1: in a McDonald's line.

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Speaker 3: Now you're taking even longer because you're.

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Speaker 1: Exactly so I quickly put my order in as that's

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Speaker 1: as I can. But now I'm really angry too.

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Speaker 3: Now your day just got worse.

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Speaker 2: The aggression has transferred via the air into your car.

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Speaker 1: You know. I'm just getting more and more frustrated and

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Speaker 1: angry the more I think about it. But then I

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Speaker 1: had this moment of clarity, and I knew exactly what

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Speaker 1: I had to do.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're going to be one of those

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Speaker 3: calm psycho people.

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Speaker 2: Why you said that has me a little concern. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I get the gas can out of the back.

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Speaker 1: Of my.

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Speaker 2: Already I knew this axe would come in. Now what

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Speaker 2: you do?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So when I go up to the first window

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Speaker 1: where you pay, I told the cashier, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to pay for me, and I'd also like

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Speaker 1: to pay for the woman behind me. What.

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Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, Well kill him with kindness.

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Speaker 1: That is a thing.

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Speaker 3: When they go low, you go higher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very generous.

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Speaker 3: Wow, sausty, But it's the right way to do it.

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Speaker 1: So I pay for both of our meils. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then when I got up to the second window, they

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Speaker 1: had my order ready. But then I showed them the

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Speaker 1: receipt because I had the receipt for the order behind

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Speaker 1: me too, and I told the guy, look, I put

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Speaker 1: two separate orders in, and so then I took my

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Speaker 1: food and I took her order, and I, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, she's got to get a free meal out

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Speaker 2: of it. But to wait like four minutes. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: was just the inconvenience of it. That was actually really funny.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering, why would.

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Speaker 1: You, yeah, exactly. So I took her order and I

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Speaker 1: drove off, and I felt so good in that moment.

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Speaker 1: I just had this like total adrenaline rush, and I

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Speaker 1: was just laughing to myself thinking about how confused that

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Speaker 1: lady was going to be when she got the window.

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Speaker 1: Your's not here.

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Speaker 3: She's still screaming in that form the one who has suffer.

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Speaker 1: But I did kind of speed home because you know,

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Speaker 1: I was kind of worried that she might follow me

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 2: So did you end up beating both orders?

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Speaker 1: So you know, I'm like, okay, we'll just open her

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Speaker 1: bag and see what's in there. Yeah, And then my

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Speaker 1: heart kind of sinks because along with some other stuff

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Speaker 1: there was a kid's me old box in there.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, still child's food. Maybe she was like

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Speaker 3: kids heals, what's wrong with adults getting them? Still?

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Speaker 2: Actually no, her kid was probably the one that was like,

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Speaker 2: honk at that lady too long, I want my toy.

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Speaker 3: That's good, jeff let's demonize the child.

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Speaker 2: But it was a child's idea the whole time.

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Speaker 3: I'm guessing you needn't keep a little toy in the

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Speaker 3: happy meal as a reminder of.

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Speaker 2: Unless it was a good one.

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Speaker 1: No, I did not. I felt so terrible, to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you did eat the kid's meal, right, I.

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Speaker 1: Actually gave it to my dog. My dog really liked that.

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Speaker 2: How is that lower diatabolicle?

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Speaker 1: Donnie?

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Speaker 2: Here's nuts?

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to mess with you, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: The text in the seven eight, five nine too. If

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Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. Got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this reoking

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,