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Speaker 1: Yes, brand new Bang and Iron Rapports Stereo podcast is here, Higgey,

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Speaker 1: have no fear. I am getting ready to go to Miami.

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Speaker 1: I am doing shows in Miami this week. It's banana

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Speaker 1: brown tan. This is the brand new Bang and Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo podcast. On today's podcast, Aaron Rodgers, Hawaiian Cush

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Speaker 1: Aaron the reigning m v P showed up for the

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Speaker 1: first week of the NFL season looking crazy on the yard.

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Speaker 1: Plus Connor McGregor attacks Machine Gun Kelly and I support

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Speaker 1: support California Governor Gavin with the good hair news all

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Speaker 1: that morning. Fantastic museum quality Iron wrapp Reports Stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: coming up right now, Miles Jordan, a K. The Bleached Brothers,

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Speaker 1: real proper. Okay, but start this motherfucking I Am Wrappingport

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast off with something real loud, and real funky.

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Speaker 1: This is the Iron Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Let's fucking go, Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: have no fear. The I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Zone of Disruption, the Iron Dome of Disruption. The

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Speaker 1: name is Michael Rapport, a k. The Gringo Bandingo, a

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Speaker 1: k a. Captain Coldus from the Caucus Mountains, a k a.

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Speaker 1: Mr New York Killing, from Money Making Manhattan. I hope

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Speaker 1: everybody's good. Hope everybody's safe. Hope everybody's saying. I hope

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Speaker 1: everybody is keeping their head on a swivel and hanging

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Speaker 1: in the pocket like famous Jamis Winston. Jamis Winston is back.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling good and safe in the pocket

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Speaker 1: like Jamis Winston did all Week one of the NFL season.

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Speaker 1: Nobody saw that coming. Who would have thought you would

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Speaker 1: ever want to be hanging in the pocket like Jamis Winston.

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Speaker 1: But he did it five touchdown, zero interceptions. My name

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Speaker 1: is Michael Rappaport and this of course the Iron Rapport

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Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast. I got a little, uh, a little something

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Speaker 1: in my throat it's because I ate ice cream. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: me and my wife stuffed our faces watching an FL,

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Speaker 1: watching Bravo TV, watching Real Housewives, and at the end

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Speaker 1: we got out the big bowls, the big bowls of

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Speaker 1: vegan ice cream? What what what? What was the kind of

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Speaker 1: ice cream? What's the brand? Van Llewellyn Vegan? But nonetheless

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Speaker 1: it sucked my voice up. But that is fine. I'll

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Speaker 1: muscle through like I always do. I can't stop, won't stop.

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Speaker 1: A disruptive warrior. We come out bumped, bruised, scraped, sewn up,

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Speaker 1: limping sometimes, but the disruption can't stop, won't stop. I

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Speaker 1: just came from a long, long, luxurious walk through a

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Speaker 1: beautiful Central Park. Love that park, Love my walks through

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Speaker 1: park all winter long. I have pledged that the first

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Speaker 1: time it snows, I will be running right to that

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Speaker 1: down Fifth Avenue, sweating like a pig, preparing to disrupt,

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Speaker 1: because even though we don't fact check, I do pre plan.

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Speaker 1: I think I meditate and what will be discussed on

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Speaker 1: And I saw some police stuff. I saw some barricades

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Speaker 1: and I said to a comp I said, what's going

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Speaker 1: on here? And the cops said, hey, Rappaport. I said, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: what's going on there? He said, oh, they're preparing for

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Speaker 1: the met Ball. I said, oh shit. I said, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: they're doing another met Ball. And the gringo man Dingo

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Speaker 1: I asked, what's the deal. Who's doing it? He said

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Speaker 1: that actor Timothy Shamalley in the tennis player Nao me

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Speaker 1: Osako are the hosts. And I really started thinking to myself,

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Speaker 1: these little cock suckers, these guatore wearing motherfucker's They They've

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Speaker 1: done it again. They've They've had a met Ball five

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Speaker 1: They are hosting the met Ball, and the dingo is

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Speaker 1: on you, you goofy red carpet gimp suit wearing motherfucker's.

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Speaker 1: to the met Ball. As I said, I'm in that

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Speaker 1: heard something about mental health awareness, baby, So what are

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Speaker 1: they gonna be wearing? The americ relevancy of American fashion?

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Speaker 1: Same thing? Mental health awareness? Are they gonna be dressing

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Speaker 1: Why are we not invited to the met ball? Once again?

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't

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Speaker 1: let me put it that way, but I would like

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Speaker 1: When the ship gets popping, when the going gets rough

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Speaker 1: Who do they look for to talk ship with? Reckless? Abandoned? Me? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: When Dick Stain Donald Trump pops off, who do you

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Speaker 1: look for to talk shit? Me? You fuck? When Rudy

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Speaker 1: to shut him down publicly? Me? You fuck? And I

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Speaker 1: I'm fifty one years old. I look great. My wife

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Speaker 1: a thirty year old. See she is, she's humble. If

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Speaker 1: I looked like my wife does naked, I wouldn't wear

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Speaker 1: wife don't do none of that. None of it. She

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Speaker 1: to the Met Gala, what are you gonna body shamy?

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Speaker 1: Your body shamy? Anyway, it was the twentieth anniversary. I

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Speaker 1: processed it differently. I'm sure everybody thought about it. I

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Speaker 1: to never forget, never forget the the victims, Never forget

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Speaker 1: that after it happened, we were so humble and so unified,

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Speaker 1: that's what we call them, is now a disgusting, sweaty, farting,

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Speaker 1: nine eleven event, sounding insane on the yard. Miles Jordan's

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Speaker 1: play yuck mouth Rudy Giuliani this past weekend sounding totally

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Speaker 1: fucking nuts on the yard at Sipriani. Compagine Tony Blanket

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Speaker 1: or Miley How did the house that guy in general Jesus?

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Speaker 1: The other day he said that the backgroom air Force

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Speaker 1: what do you have? Five stars, ten stars, twelve stars?

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Speaker 1: They have so many stars that coming up into his ears.

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Speaker 1: throat and say, it's four miles from China, asshole. China

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Speaker 1: is gonna be our enemy for the next forty years.

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Speaker 1: Do you have an air based four hundred miles from

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Speaker 1: them and you're giving it up? Idiot? What the hell

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Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Who pays you? Christ? That is crazy?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Fuck is you talking about, Rudy Funck.

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Speaker 1: Is you saying sounding not sounding like you're on that

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Speaker 1: Johnny Walker blue? I don't know what you're on, but

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Speaker 1: you sound like you're on that blue. Okay, America's mayor

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Speaker 1: went from a hero to a total fucking embarrassment. Even

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Speaker 1: big dick Donald Trump ain't fucking with you no more,

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Speaker 1: yuck mouth. Rudy speaking of Dick Stain. Donald Trump, him

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Speaker 1: and his son did a money grab this weekend, hosting

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Speaker 1: fights that shouldn't have been happening. Anderson Silva, he's okay

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Speaker 1: to box vers Tito Ortiz knocked him out. Um. Apparently

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Speaker 1: him and his son got ten million dollars to commentate.

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Speaker 1: More lying. They said it's gonna be the fight of

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Speaker 1: the year, the fight of the year. They can't help

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Speaker 1: themselves from lying. Dick Stain, Donald Trump and his son

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Speaker 1: Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr. Who has no life, no

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Speaker 1: skill set, no fucking life, but Dick Stain, Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: and his son Dick Stain, Donald Trump Jr. Hosted and

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Speaker 1: commentated these fights that never should have happened, claiming that

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Speaker 1: they were the fights of the year. More lies, lying

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Speaker 1: for the sport of it. The greater Vander Holyfield got

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Speaker 1: knocked out in two minutes. A Vander Holyfield fifty nine

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Speaker 1: years old. He's gonna be sixty years old this month.

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Speaker 1: Can somebody, Can the government step in the government stepped

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Speaker 1: in with the steroids in baseball? Can the government step

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Speaker 1: in and unionize and sanction and bring some morals and

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Speaker 1: We all know you are, Aaron Rodgers. Do not go

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Speaker 1: Chandler Jones. Hell yeah. But in all seriousness, I I

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Speaker 1: had a great fantasy football week of winning. I hope

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Speaker 1: you guys all did too. If you have any questions,

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Speaker 1: week one of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 1: All tickets. All information is always at Michael Rappaport comedy

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Speaker 1: dot com. Speaking of California, there is a the election

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like wait, wait, wait, what are you

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Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom should be the governor of California anymore. Gavin

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Speaker 1: Newsom is a fucking joke. The state of California is

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Speaker 1: a ship show. The homelessness is ridiculous. San Francisco is

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Speaker 1: paying criminals not to commit crime. The taxes are ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: the fires are out of fucking control. The homelessness is offensive.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. What kind of bleeding, hard,

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Speaker 1: fucking liberal you say you are? Nobody wants to walk

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Speaker 1: around San Francisco, nobody walks wants to walk around all

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Speaker 1: of Los Angeles with homeless people everywhere. Does that mean

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Speaker 1: you don't have a heart for homeless people? Does that

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Speaker 1: mean you don't have compassion for homeless people? No, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean that. Gavin Newsom, this is your fucking problem,

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Speaker 1: and it's gotten worse under your watch. So Larry Elder

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Speaker 1: is not the fucking answer. But Gavin Newsom, he should

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Speaker 1: fucking go. And why these people continue to support this

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Speaker 1: fucking guy. Gavin Ord's newsome is beyond me. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand it. Gavin with the good Hair Newsom sucks. Los

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Speaker 1: They tried to throw their own human ship at my neighbor.

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Speaker 1: That's your fault, Gavin Newsom with the good Hair. The

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Speaker 1: in this radical right lunatic Larry Elder, who, again I

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Speaker 1: don't disagree with everything he says, and I'm allowed to

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Speaker 1: say that because I am a independent Thinker, and I

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Speaker 1: listened to Larry Elder. I listened to Fox News. I

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Speaker 1: listen to Ben Shapiro, I listen to CNN, I read

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Speaker 1: The New York Times. I'm on Facebook. I listened to

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Speaker 1: Barry Wise. I watch listen to as much diverse information

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Speaker 1: come up with my own fucking independent conclusion, because nobody's

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Speaker 1: My suggestion is to listen and watch and read a

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Speaker 1: and even if you don't agree with them, it's still

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Speaker 1: good to listen to the other side, the other side,

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Speaker 1: the other fucking side, like it's fucking the Olympics, or

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Speaker 1: ring a Leevio sides. There's no sides. But I can

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Speaker 1: tell you this, I've listened and watched Gavin Newsom. Let

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Speaker 1: the state of California and Los Angeles go into the

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Speaker 1: fucking ground. San Francisco go into the fucking ground. People

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Speaker 1: the fucking wazoo. Homeless people are everywhere. They're throwing human

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Speaker 1: should be recalled? Will he be recalled by right wing

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Speaker 1: whack job Larry Elder? No, But that's on them. See

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Speaker 1: the Republicans, You've got a bunch of freaks up there.

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Speaker 1: You got Rudy Giuliani, you got Dick Stain, Donald Trump,

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Speaker 1: you got Marjorie Taylor Green. These are lunatics. These are

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Speaker 1: Gavin with the good Hair Newsom. And you wonder why

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Speaker 1: you're going nowhere? Are you saying, Mike Rapper, you a Republican.

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Speaker 1: I ain't saying I'm anything. I'm an independent thinker. If

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Speaker 1: If I want to vote Republican for a congressman, a senator,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I don't pick fucking sides. I picked

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Speaker 1: Kate the whack jobs on the right. I don't play

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Speaker 1: Kate the whack jobs on the fucking left. You know

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Speaker 1: why I play Kate my fucking self. Huh. Anyway, what

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Speaker 1: more can I say? I don't know what more I

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Speaker 1: can say. I came, I saw, I disrupted. Okay. I'll

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Speaker 1: Next weekend. I'll be in Nashville the weekend after that,

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