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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Winecker. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I hope you're having a nice day. I I haven't

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Speaker 2: more of a grandmotherly energy than usual, that's what's going on.

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Speaker 2: I can't quite find the temperature that's right for me.

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Speaker 2: so will bring. So just hang in there, because we

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Speaker 2: have a wonderful guest today, someone who I find very

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Speaker 2: very funny, and I'm excited to talk to him, and

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Speaker 2: So let's welcome Jay Jurden. Jay, Welcome to, I said,

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Speaker 2: no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Hello, wonderful to meet you, Bridger. Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: It's so wonderful to meet you. This is a whole

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Speaker 2: new part of the world where I'm meeting people NonStop

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Speaker 2: over zoom. Okay, and you know, it's a you never

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Speaker 2: know what's going to happen. You could end up being

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Speaker 3: That is a possibility. It's smaller, it's I think it's

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know where that would go from here.

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Speaker 2: If suddenly you were just kind of a maniac trying

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Speaker 3: I think what happens is you see one party slowly

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Speaker 2: You just feel the sweat through the microphone.

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Speaker 3: When it's what happens whenever you make a joke to

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Speaker 3: It's like when you make a joke about the space laser.

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Speaker 3: The Jewish space laser. And now it's the equivalent of

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Speaker 2: Wait what because the backing up leads to an argument,

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Speaker 2: but the allowing it that to just go, you're just

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Speaker 2: going to be digging yourself deeper into deeper into whatever

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Speaker 3: I've seen something I think is worse than storming out

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Speaker 3: that's to me, that is chaotic to me.

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Speaker 2: To me, that just shows a fundamental lack of knowledge

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Speaker 2: I don't know how often are you want to zoom

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Speaker 2: But like, really, say, one of the three things that owns.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the three things that owns everything, which

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Speaker 3: I love listen, I don't hate it. But at that

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Speaker 3: They were like, oh, this is Jay and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: This is how down Bridger. I got a Twitter DM

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Speaker 3: So I get on the zoom and we're being silly,

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Speaker 2: And has there been any discussion about that since? About

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Speaker 3: There was discussion about it immediately after they left the zoom,

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Speaker 2: Well, the thing with a digital party is that, like,

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Speaker 3: I like danger. I'm not scared. I'm missed out on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was more me. I would go online and

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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, I was never into the chatting. I feel

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Speaker 2: Right, did you have any other big scandals in high school?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a guy who is a year older than me,

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Speaker 2: Oh that's incredible. Yeah, high school scandals are always what

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Speaker 3: That was an investigative journalism.

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Speaker 3: Sure well, it says you're positive.

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Speaker 3: There is a chance it could be from me.

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Speaker 2: There's a chance. Should I look at this card, should

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Speaker 2: so this does say I can confirm this is from you.

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Speaker 3: Me, This is a gift for you. Bridger and let

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Speaker 3: I just don't come on a podcast and don't bring anything.

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Speaker 3: something that will make your day better. And I apologize

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Speaker 3: I apology mostly accepted. I mean I'm feeling slightly rattled.

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Speaker 2: Here. Should I open it here on the podcast or

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Speaker 2: Well, that's more of a reason to open it near

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Speaker 3: I sacrificed my morals for the delivery method for you

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Speaker 3: to a very wealthy overlord that we can only describe

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Speaker 2: Well in your defense, that overlord has since moved on

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Speaker 2: to space travel as far as I'm concerned. As far

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Speaker 3: But let's know, because I didn't put enough live mice

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Speaker 3: Okay, Honeymoon honeymade Are you Teddy Grahams or honeymaone?

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Speaker 2: Honeymade Man?

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Speaker 3: Honeymade Man? So you were in the mob.

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Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea for a kid's movie. Honeymade Man.

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Speaker 2: Some sort of mafia tale, but it takes place.

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Speaker 3: They tried to start a gang when I was in

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Speaker 2: Give me a break.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was terrible.

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Speaker 3: Like a butter cream gang, the Apple Dumpling Gang. There

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Speaker 2: The gangs who were like kids who were like mowing

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Speaker 3: It is heavy, it's quite heavy.

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Speaker 2: And it's there's some tissue. Let's get the tissue me

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Speaker 3: Just a little would you allow you, okay Bridger, when

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Speaker 2: If I had children, this is why I can't have children.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be a cool dad, but I

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Speaker 2: No way, Oh my god, I have not got onto

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Speaker 3: He said, I have not got on the talk yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, talk cast him, y'all, come on, DC, Warner Brothers, HBO,

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Speaker 2: There's gonna be a Riddler spin off that I could.

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Speaker 3: Be part of. Yeah, TikTok? Is that better? That's closer.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not built to say it. Maybe I can

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Speaker 3: Can't you said it like people say iced cream and airplane?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's horrib It's a turn of this century

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Speaker 3: How eat this too?

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no no. This is what you

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to say TikTok a few

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Speaker 3: TikTok. That was getting back, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. That's it.

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Speaker 3: That's I think this is a casual nature of the app.

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Speaker 2: Right there we go. Well, but basically what I was

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Speaker 3: There is there is a level. I used to think

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Speaker 2: There's a full like skyscraper beneath that floor that you

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Speaker 2: But okay, I've you know, I've been trying to open this. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's yeah, okay, this there is There was a box

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Speaker 2: This is the longest sun wrapping on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 2: This looks like it could. It's just it's now kind

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Speaker 3: While it is the lunar New Year. There are no fireworks.

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Speaker 3: Oh today is.

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Speaker 2: Look, we've got, you know, the editing that we put

439
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Speaker 2: a lot of special effects. We sweeten the voices, we

440
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: you know, I we rearrange words. So it's a very

441
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 2: manipulative podcast and it takes years, and God bless on

442
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: a lease, I really put her to work. I'm going

443
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: to open this box and no, okay, so I'm getting

444
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 2: some clues here. It says this is a set do

445
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: not separate. So this could be, as you said earlier,

446
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 2: I could become a maybe this is twin children.

447
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 3: May perhaps this.

448
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: Is where she become a father.

449
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: Uh.

450
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: And now it's got tape, which is it's some tough

451
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: tape there.

452
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 3: I My question about this is that it arrived in

453
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 3: a different box though right.

454
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: A fully different box which is now has been thrown away.

455
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: So this is the fourth layer of wrapping that I've

456
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 2: had to deal with.

457
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 3: It's what if it's a nesting doll. What if? What

458
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 3: if this is thematic? It's not.

459
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: It's an in the shape of a cardboard box. It's

460
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 2: just a cardboard box.

461
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: There's a Christmas game that I would play with my

462
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 3: friends when we would celebrate Christmas where you wrap a gift,

463
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 3: probably this many times, maybe four or five times, and

464
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: you put on music and you have to unwrap one layer,

465
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 3: pass it to the next person, unwrap one layer, pass

466
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 3: it to the next person, unwrapped one layer, and then

467
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: when the music stops, you have to like think about

468
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: what it is, and it starts again, and then it

469
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 3: passes to a person. It's only one layer at a time,

470
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 3: and whoever like gets through it the fastest gets the gift.

471
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 3: And sometimes they're like really big and it's something little,

472
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 3: but that's like a gift. I don't necessarily the name

473
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: of it.

474
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: But it's like gift hop potato.

475
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is. One time I think we gave

476
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 3: away a Potato Express. You know what a potato potatoes Express. Listen.

477
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 3: They do not sponsored the podcast, but they are an

478
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 3: amazing it's an amazing product. It's a cloth bag that's

479
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 3: sewn and you put potatoes in it, and then you

480
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 3: put them in the microwave and they cook in this

481
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 3: little thing and they steam. Oh this is wonderful.

482
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: I thought you could just cook a potato in the

483
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 2: microwave without a bag.

484
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yes, but this is different and better

485
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: because it has the s scene as TV sticker on it.

486
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: And it's a good product. I use all the time.

487
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: I eat a lot of sweet potatoes.

488
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: And I guess it just keeps the potato from blowing

489
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: up all over your microwave.

490
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like a true steam like it steams it.

491
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: That's what it's nice.

492
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 3: It's good.

493
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 2: I've just gone onto the microwaving bacon train. I was

494
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: very suspicious of it. It works just fine, it does.

495
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: It works, Okay, I see this is when I guess

496
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 2: we flip flop. I am an oven bacon That's what

497
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: I was for the longest time. But then you know,

498
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: you would get to starvation level and I don't want

499
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 2: to wait for the oven to preheat and all of this.

500
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: I don't have the twenty minutes Bridgie.

501
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 3: How much bacon you eating?

502
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 2: I'm eating too much to be well, mostly turkey bacon. Okay,

503
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to be you know, uh, cholesterol conscious,

504
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: but I make a lot of breakfast for dinner.

505
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 3: Pigs are very smart.

506
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: Pigs are yeah, almost human level the three year olds.

507
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 2: That's wild. Yeah, let's let's go towards the turkeys. I

508
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: feel like they're not as intelligent. They're uglier. Yeah, but

509
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 2: let's see what's happening in here? What is happening here? Okay,

510
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: so there's a doctor Teal's foaming foaming bath with Epsom

511
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: salt and then a whole giant bag of lavender south

512
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: and sleep Epsom salt. Jay, what's happening here?

513
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 3: I didn't know if you were a shower man or

514
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: a bath man, right, and so I decided to sin both.

515
00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 3: One's kind of a bubble bubble body wash and then

516
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: one's epsom saw And I'd had a rough week. People

517
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: swear by this stuff. I don't know. I feigured you'd

518
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 3: be pretty sore after getting through all of the packaging,

519
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 3: so I sent something to calm you down after this

520
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 3: podcast that you can use for hopefully for a long time.

521
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: I love this. Wait, so this bottle is like for showering,

522
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: it's for bubble bath too. Okay, Wait, so but you

523
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: said something about showering, and I can't mention using either

524
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: of these in the shower.

525
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: I think you can use the bubble bath in the shower.

526
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,959
Speaker 3: Bubble bath is just shower gel. Right, you have to

527
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 3: put it on a loofa.

528
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: Right, I've never thought about that except for you, like

529
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: sometimes smells like bubblegum or something. Yes, are you a

530
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: bath man or a shower man?

531
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: I am such a shower man. But I know that

532
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 3: people still take baths.

533
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, as soon as I asked that question,

534
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: I realized I don't know that anyone really identifies as

535
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: a bath man or woman.

536
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 3: I feel like the bath some people do every day

537
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: a bath. Yeah, how if you're rich and wealthy, they're

538
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 3: probably like lots of who are you hanging out with?

539
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: Are you in Los Angeles? I am who am I

540
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 3: hanging out with? Well? Listen, listen. I know I bragged

541
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: about having a Potato Express, but the one percent has

542
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 3: had a rough time, Bridger, Maybe take it easy on

543
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: the people who own waffle makers and Potato Express and

544
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: a smoothie maker and a flood processor. Maybe some of

545
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 3: us like to lounge and relax.

546
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not dancing around here anymore. Your friend Jeff Bezos.

547
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: He's taking his baths every day, he's thinking about space

548
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: and how to get to the moon. He's got a

549
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 2: relax Yeah.

550
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: He needs to. I wish, I continued to Jeff Bezos.

551
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 3: I wish he just would relax in one of the

552
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 3: sixteen bathrooms in that place in Washington, d C. Just

553
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: he just plays like an entire block.

554
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: He owns so many. How since I've actually done research

555
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 2: into this, and he bought a house in LA for

556
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty five million dollars, and then he

557
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: bought the house next door. It's too much.

558
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 3: That's silly.

559
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: But I can't imagine him enjoying anything, let alone a bath.

560
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: Do you think that's silly. I think that's silly.

561
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: What owning one hundred and twenty five million dollar house?

562
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: No, the the epilogue to that because someone says, I

563
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 3: just bought this house for one hundred and twenty five

564
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 3: million dollars. I hope it's a nice house. And then

565
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 3: before you get a word out, they go, I want

566
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: that one too, Right.

567
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: Of course, it's wild behavior. I mean, what more do

568
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 2: you need after the one hundred and twenty five million

569
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: dollars that you need? The next place.

570
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: I looked at what a seven course meal is, and

571
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 3: there's a dessert after dessert. Sometimes it's like that, It's

572
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: like this is gross, right, I mean, it's excess. I

573
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: like that the one.

574
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: Hundred and twenty five million dollars was not the gross

575
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 2: element for you. It had to be until the House

576
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 2: next door, because the makes.

577
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 3: You think of money in like weird ways, like I

578
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: hear one hundred and twenty five million dollars, I go,

579
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 3: that's okay, that's a pretty good sports contract. And then

580
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 3: a second, no, no, yeah, I hear one hundred and

581
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 3: twenty five million dollars. I just think, oh, how much

582
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: did the movie cost to make? Though? And they were cooping.

583
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: That's like I've been a bit of a Marvel movie.

584
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm screwed up because of the way we talk

585
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: about money in our society.

586
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: Well, we need I mean maybe this podcast is the

587
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: beginning of that. Everyone needs.

588
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: Hey Bridger, you know what I'm gonna tell you to do.

589
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: I get I sent you a gift. Let's just relax.

590
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: Let's relax. Well, I'm now worked up. I'm thinking about

591
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: the house next door. I feel like buying the house

592
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: next door was a Spike move. He like, didn't like

593
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: whoever lived there and bought it from underneath them.

594
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: Or maybe you know what it probably was. He went

595
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: to visit the property. I'm painting a picture. Now this

596
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: is hypothetical, but who knows. Maybe I was there. He's

597
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,479
Speaker 3: went to visit the property. He said he really liked

598
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: this house. And the next door he saw someone kind

599
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 3: of giving him the eye and they were like, I

600
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 3: don't know if I want to have bezos moving into

601
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: my nice neighborhood. These people also have money. They have

602
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: different type of money. Maybe this is plastic surgeon money, right,

603
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: maybe this is La entertainment money. But in Los Angeles

604
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: they got a little money too. And then what really

605
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: set him off is that he looked at that person's property,

606
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 3: went to their front door and saw FedEx and ups

607
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: packages and he said, no, no, no, no, no, I will handle this.

608
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: House.

609
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: He bought the house. He and I don't even think

610
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 3: he did it. I think he said Alexa that one too.

611
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: I actually I think that that's probably closer to the

612
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: reality because I can't imagine he's making like he doesn't care.

613
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: He's not out there like I need to get a

614
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 2: new like here. He has so many houses. He has

615
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 2: somebody on his team who's like out just buying houses

616
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,479
Speaker 2: for him.

617
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 3: I think Alexa is a semi sentient AI that has

618
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 3: assumed a humanoid figure and is walking around as his

619
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 3: personal assistant. And we won't find out until there is

620
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: like an attempt on him and he's in danger and

621
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 3: someone tries to get at him, and then she's like

622
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: going to use like her full time blasters to protect him.

623
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: I think Alexa is a real robot bodyguard.

624
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: Alexa is his real estate agent. It's just I just said,

625
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 2: oh no, I just said Alexa, and there's fun in

626
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: this room turn off.

627
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 3: I have a similar problem because if I say okay,

628
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 3: like buzzword, if I say okay, Google, make the lights

629
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: blue like some craziness happens in my apartment.

630
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that is terrifying. There's a spirit in your home.

631
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 3: Well everything is listening to me. Yeah, okay, Google, thank you.

632
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 3: So there's I mean, I always say please and thank

633
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: you because when the uprising comes, they're not gonna be mad.

634
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: They're gonna remember who was nice, and Jay will be

635
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: one of the few people on the robots.

636
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: Yeah you just yelled at yours. Bridger I don't.

637
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 2: I don't even know why it's in this room. I

638
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: don't know what purpose it's even serving. I've got to

639
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 2: get rid of that. That's terrifying. Back to baths. When

640
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 2: was the last time you had a bath?

641
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 3: Probably at some point mid quarantine. My boyfriend takes baths

642
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 3: a lot. He's he's a bather. He helped me come

643
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 3: up with the idea like once a week, maybe not

644
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: once a week, but definitely like once a month, okay,

645
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 3: because it's like a luxury, right, And so I think

646
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 3: that if you take a bath, like that's a lot

647
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: of you time because you have to draw the bath right.

648
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 3: Then you have to wait for the bath to cool down,

649
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 3: and you have to enjoy the bath, but only for

650
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: enough time until it gets too cold. So there's like

651
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 3: a there's a ritual to bathing.

652
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: It's a whole process. And I feel like I'm not

653
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: somebody when I do take a bath. I feel like

654
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 2: if you wait until, if you're in the bath until

655
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: it's cold, you something's going on.

656
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: Are you saying you fell asleep?

657
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 2: I know I've never been in a bath, or at

658
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 2: least within my adult life, until it gets cold. I'm

659
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: getting out before the temperature is changing. Otherwise, I feel

660
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 2: like you're going through something. If you're just like, I

661
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 2: don't even care what happens to me anymore. I'm now

662
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 2: in cold bathwater.

663
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want. Culturally, I wish Americans bathed together.

664
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 2: More bathed together, like like who.

665
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 3: Like like if like bath house culture bath house Because

666
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 3: if you say bath house in America in any sort

667
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 3: of like mid to major city, people go, oh, yeah,

668
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 3: you mean gay, And sometimes yes, but sometimes you just

669
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: wanted to be like a bath.

670
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I mean in La there are the Korean spas,

671
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: which are some of the most anisexual bath experiences you

672
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: could possibly have. That's what they're fantastic there. Of course,

673
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: I'll shut down now, which is real shame.

674
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 3: Which is sad but also safe.

675
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: It's exactly sad but safe. I would just have to

676
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: come out right now as an anti masker explicitly for

677
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: bath houses. I've been down there, marching around the Korean

678
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 2: spas demanding they reopen. I need to bathe. The strangers.

679
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 3: There are people. Weren't there people outside of Disneyland? Oh?

680
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: Of course there were people outside of the air One grocer,

681
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 2: which is like an expensive grocery store, people are out

682
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 2: of control.

683
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 3: I mean, there will be someone upset that a thing

684
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: that they like was taken away without any regard for

685
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 3: a bigger picture. There's going to be someone that's like.

686
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 4: Oh how you Oh my god, I can't go to

687
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 4: the public spittoon and spin in things I used to

688
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 4: love spinning and stuff.

689
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 2: In my kissing booth. The kissing the booth economy is

690
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: going to crater.

691
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 3: Oh so, now so you're telling me I can't what

692
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 3: am I supposed to do? I was an amateur dentist,

693
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: and now I can't just put my fingers in people's

694
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: mouths anymore. Now I gotta go to school for it.

695
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: My illegal orthodonist clinic is in danger. Leave me alone,

696
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 2: let's say. So. Back to soap, Back to I feel

697
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: like I've used uh salts in a bath before and

698
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: I love it. I feel I mean the quarantine. This

699
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 2: is something that's changed about my life. Is I am

700
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 2: taking baths occasionally once a month probably, and I can't

701
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: recommend it enough. It's so relaxing.

702
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 3: Yeah you can, you can soap? You can.

703
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: That could also just be a footsoap. Maybe it's what

704
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: am I putting my feet in. I don't I don't

705
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 2: have a container to put my feet in.

706
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: That is a question, because I remember when I was

707
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 3: a kid, if my grandma soaked her feet, there was

708
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 3: a pink like big container, probably like this big that

709
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: was just for my grandma's feet. There was nothing else

710
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 3: that I felt comfortable putting in the pink plastic tub.

711
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

712
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 3: I don't have a You gotta get one. I didn't

713
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 3: go to the container store.

714
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, Bridge, we all need a designated foot bath container

715
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 2: because I'm not putting it in something I'm gonna be

716
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: cooking in later. That was wild.

717
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's disrespectful.

718
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: Right, I'm not putting it in my mixing bowl or

719
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 2: I don't.

720
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: Do you have Do you have like big mixing bawls?

721
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 3: We have the stainless steel like set.

722
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 2: Right, I've got. I ordered a set of mixing bowls

723
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 2: are kind of nesting which I use to put flour

724
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: in before I put it into the mixing bowl before

725
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: I make cookies. I have that kind of thing, but I'm.

726
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: Not well kind of cooking.

727
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 2: Do you make almost exclusively chocolate chip cookies?

728
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: Wow?

729
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 2: But a whole variety of them.

730
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 3: But this is I hope listeners heard you didn't say.

731
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: When I take the cookies out of the freezer and

732
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 3: open up the sleeve of dough, you sat in a flower.

733
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 2: No flour you've got. You're starting with your butter. You're

734
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: putting in the vanilla cold butter. Room temperature butter. You're okay,

735
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: You're gonna want a room temperature butter unless the recipe

736
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: calls for a different type of butter. Browning butter. Sometimes,

737
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:30,959
Speaker 2: have you ever brown butter?

738
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it's brown butter. So you're a secret Are you

739
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: a secret foodie?

740
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: I love food, but I'm not good at cooking. I'm

741
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: a decent baker.

742
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: Can I tell you a joke that I wrote in

743
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 3: the beginning of Quarantine because my boyfriend's a baker, is

744
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 3: that I have to get rid of my internalized homophobia,

745
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: because at one point I caught myself in the kitchen saying, oh, honey,

746
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 3: I'm nowhere near gay enough to bathe. And it's it's

747
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 3: thoughts like that that really put the community down. My

748
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 3: boyfriend is good, he's a good baker. What's your cookies?

749
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: Are your go to?

750
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 2: Cookies? Are almost all I do? All occasionally do brownies.

751
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 3: But you're brown. You're doing brown butter chocolate chip cookies.

752
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 2: They're delicious. It's the extra step, I mean, the brown butter,

753
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 2: the browning of the butter. I'm getting a little bit

754
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: better at it, so it's not as stressful, but it

755
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: is an element that you can screw up and it'll

756
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: ruin everything. So that to me, I need everything to

757
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 2: go right, especially right now when I'm you know, like

758
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: my emotions are just constantly absolutely afraid, and I'm away.

759
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 2: I'm about to have a breakdown at almost any moment.

760
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: I can't have them. Also, I'm thinking about this. When

761
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 3: you brown butter, usually it's a stick of butter in

762
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 3: a nonstick and you swirl and like kind of let

763
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 3: cook low heat until it's browned. That's like how much

764
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 3: butter you should have to seen? You butter? Are you

765
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 3: going through a lot of butter?

766
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm going's a decent amount of butter. Maybe it's maybe

767
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 2: my most purchased ingredient at the store at this point. Okay,

768
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: but you know, you chop up the butter, you put

769
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: it in the pan and stir it around until it

770
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: starts to turn brown, and then you panic and throw

771
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: it into a different bowl and hope everything's okay.

772
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 3: Isn't the trip is the trip though? Gold and then

773
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: it will be brown when you put it in the bowl.

774
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 2: Jay, I don't know. I feel like I'm doing it

775
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: okay so far, but I all, you don't want to

776
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 2: do it under cooked and then it's like, yeah, what's

777
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: the point of even weltering waster sometime? Yeah, So you know,

778
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 2: I'm still learning. I'm growing as a person.

779
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 3: What kind of chocolate are we doing?

780
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: You know what? I love a Giadelli chocolate chip, the

781
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: dark chocolate. I think that's what they call her bittersweet,

782
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: really a beautiful flavor. What do you bake or do

783
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: you like? Do you make cookies at all?

784
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 3: My boyfriend loves to make them. I I'm the I'm

785
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: the savory person in the house, right. I think I

786
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 3: think the binaries of top and bottom are so outdated.

787
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 3: I think there's a pastry cook and the chef in

788
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 3: a house, and I'm the I'm the safory guy in

789
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 3: the house because the adjustments are different. You can kind

790
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 3: of like play a little bit more on the fly baking.

791
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 3: That's drug dealing, and by that I mean chemistry. It's math.

792
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 3: You can't screw that stuff up. You will ruin stuff.

793
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 3: You will ruin things.

794
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,479
Speaker 2: You will ruin things if you don't follow directions, which

795
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: is the best part of it. It's just literally you

796
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 2: follow directions and you get what you want. Cooking cooking,

797
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm out of control. I'm fully out of control, and

798
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 2: I will ruin you know, half of the things I make,

799
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: So put out that what do you cook?

800
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 3: My favorite thing in the cook in reset memory because

801
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 3: I am from Mississippi. I will put my fried chicken

802
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 3: thighs and more importantly, my fried chicken sandwich up against

803
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 3: anyone else's. Really I will put yes.

804
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: Frying food at home scares me to death.

805
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 3: You gotta have a good heavy cast enamel Dutch oven.

806
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 4: Boy.

807
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 3: So it's an investment. A lot of it's it's I mean,

808
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 3: it's an investment in space is an investment, and then

809
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: you're because then you're also having to buy like a

810
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: good canola oil or peanut oil. There are a number

811
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 3: of things, but that's one thing that I do. I'll

812
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: fight people over that and do a really good red

813
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 3: chicken curry, oh, really very good with the jasmine rice.

814
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: Like a tie red curry, like a.

815
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 3: Tie red curry delicious, which is always very fun because

816
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 3: you get to go to a different out of the supermarket,

817
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: expand your supermarket horizons. I oh, I can do a

818
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 3: lot of really fun I guess it would technically be

819
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 3: American and American nized dishes that have been folded into

820
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: like the cultural legacy. But since I'm from Mississippi, if

821
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 3: I couldn't fried chicken or like fry fish, I'd be

822
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 3: so ashamed of myself. But I do a lot of

823
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 3: fun stuff.

824
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm extremely jealous. I can barely cook.

825
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 3: So I make good eggs?

826
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 2: Like what kind of eggs? I make a deuce on egg?

827
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 3: Like?

828
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: What are you?

829
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 3: What do you make?

830
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: Like a good scrambled egg?

831
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 3: Okay, scramble. I can make a great over easy. I

832
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 3: can make a great fried egg. We can.

833
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: E's tough flipping it. I still can't flip the egg.

834
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 3: You know what, you gotta have a pan. This sounds

835
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 3: so exclusionary, and I hate that we are still stuck

836
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: in this place as a country. But you gotta have

837
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 3: a pan that's just for eggs.

838
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's never going to be me. Who

839
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: am I could about yourself?

840
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: The pan is this big? The pan is this big

841
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 3: just for eggs, just for eggs. And it's small. Yeah,

842
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 3: that's small. It's not a big egg pan. How many

843
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 3: eggs are you eating today?

844
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: Again, I'm going to have a heart attack by the

845
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 2: time I'm forty.

846
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: I wait a second, is this when we reveal that

847
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 3: you've been eating nothing but making an eggs every day

848
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: for every meal. I make a lot of breakfast tacos.

849
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 3: They're very easy and delicious. What's the what's okay? Corn tortilla?

850
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 3: Flower tortilla.

851
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 2: I buy my flower tortillas from a place that makes them.

852
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: I feel like that's such a key element. People underestimate tortillas,

853
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 2: even restaurants underestimated.

854
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 3: I don't think they do in California. In New York,

855
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 3: they mind, They don't under in California.

856
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: Absolutely. A lot of bread, a lot of That's why

857
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,479
Speaker 2: you can't get a good burrito in Los Angeles at least,

858
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: because a lot of them are made the tortilla are Wow.

859
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm really just going crazy here. Tortillas are made in

860
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 2: factories at a lot of these restaurants, and so they're

861
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: no good. It's the bread. You want good bread make

862
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 2: a good tortilla.

863
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: Tortilla is a flat bread, right.

864
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: People need to wrap their head around.

865
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:44,720
Speaker 3: That top out here. Uh, the top five flat breads

866
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: for me probably tortilla, pizza and then non oh, and

867
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 3: then pieda like non. I was introduced to non bread

868
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 3: later in life. Right, it's a good bread.

869
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 2: It's a delicious bread. That's the bread that when somebody

870
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 2: hasn't had Indian food, but for you at least know

871
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: they're gonna be able to eat that and enjoy that element.

872
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: It's a real gateway to the rest of Indian food.

873
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 3: It's so good.

874
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah for me, Wait, did you say your fifth? Maybe

875
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: you could only.

876
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 3: Name four top five flatbreads, right, oh, top five? So

877
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: I said tortillas. Then I said.

878
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 2: What you said, Uh, pizza.

879
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 3: Tortilla's pizza, non vanpeda peda and then uh, and then

880
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 3: what's another good flat bread?

881
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 2: Let's see, there's a Roadie.

882
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 3: I like a good rot I feel, I mean that's

883
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 3: another Indian flatbread though from like the Indian subconcon.

884
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: Well, you can also, but there are different types of

885
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: its Caribbean and Caribbean and Southeast Asian where like in

886
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: Malaysia and stuff where it's more about like fried.

887
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's a great one.

888
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 2: That would be maybe number two for me.

889
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 3: But these are all savory? Is there a sweet one? Sweet?

890
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 2: Miss flat bread? I feel like that's a does a

891
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: crape count?

892
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 3: Then we get in the pancakes, right, and they don't

893
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 3: want to think about funnel cakes.

894
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 2: Right. Then we're headed straight into fair.

895
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 3: Food, yeah, which which I love. I mean, I'm a

896
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 3: big proponent of like people being like, let's see if

897
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: we can.

898
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 2: That's what the fair is for. Well, okay, that's a

899
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 2: decent top five flatbreads. I would say, although pizza, I

900
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 2: feel like it's a different category.

901
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 3: No, pizza is a flatbread?

902
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: Interesting. I feel like I don't agree because I feel

903
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 2: like you can go to a pizza restaurant and there's

904
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 2: a separate element of the menu that says flatbread.

905
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: No.

906
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: I feel like, once red sauce hits that bread, it's

907
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 2: no longer flat bread. It's now pizza.

908
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 3: No pizza.

909
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you are telling me I'm wrong.

910
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 3: But we left out Manza but oh delicious. But a

911
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 3: pizza is a flat bread so much so that whenever

912
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 3: I see a flatbread pizza, I'm always like, that's you're

913
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 3: saying chai tea when you do that.

914
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: But I feel like we're getting into Hamburg sandwich territory.

915
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 3: Have you ever said hamburger sandwich? I will never.

916
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 2: I mean this is the first and last time you'll

917
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: hear me saying that.

918
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 3: But are you saying the hamburger sandwich?

919
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: Would you say pizza flatbread?

920
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 3: Human person? No, I don't say pizza flat bread.

921
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 2: You're so wrong here. Pizza and flatbread are fully separate.

922
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: Flat bread is a pizza is a flat bread. A

923
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 2: pizza is a pizza. Flatbread is a flat bread. A

924
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: pita is a flat bread. A rody is a flatbread.

925
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: You pizza has has become so famous, it's become its

926
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 2: own category.

927
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: What you tell me, pizza gets to leave the group

928
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 3: just because people know.

929
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 2: I mean, no, Beyonce left Destiny's Child and is now

930
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 2: her own category. Yes, you don't say Beyonce destiny Child,

931
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: Destiny's Child. You say Beyonce.

932
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 3: But I think that you can celebrate, you can celebrate

933
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 3: the star power of pizza, but also realize that pizza

934
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 3: is a flatbread.

935
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 2: I feel like it diminishes the pizza element. It's worked

936
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 2: so hard to be its own thing.

937
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: No, you get to see from whence it came.

938
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a genealogy. Lesson this is a family

939
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 2: history of pizza.

940
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to know very Italian, humble beginnings.

941
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 2: Well, agree to disagree.

942
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: I still have had a good time.

943
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: Jay.

944
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 2: We need to we have to play a game, and

945
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: there's a game I want to play with you called

946
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: the Gift Master. I need a number between one and

947
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: ten from you?

948
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 3: Oh, from me? Eight?

949
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I need to do some By the way eight is.

950
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: A listener recently pointed out the most popular number picked

951
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: by the guest a.

952
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 3: Do you want to know why?

953
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do want to know why.

954
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 3: I think it's because you say between one and ten,

955
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: and then people go, okay, because we like order. Some

956
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 3: people lean towards five, but I think even order. I

957
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 3: just heard you say ten, and the next even number

958
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: is I do what I would assume. Eight is a

959
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: nice comfortable number.

960
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: Two. It's like it's, you know, at least to be

961
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: it's it's a nice round number. I like the way

962
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 2: eight sounds.

963
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: It's the number guys lie about on dating apps.

964
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. I have to do some calculating while

965
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing this. You can promote something, you can recommend something,

966
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: you can sing a song, do whatever you want. I'll

967
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: be right back.

968
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, my name is Jay Jorden. I'm a New

969
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: York based comedian, and I could promote my album, Jay Jurden, y'all.

970
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: I could promote my Twitter and my Instagram, which are

971
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 3: just at Jay Jurden. It's just my name with an

972
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 3: AD symbol in front of it. But I'm not going

973
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: to do either one of those things. Casually. What I'm

974
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 3: going to promote is radical kindness. I want everyone to

975
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 3: be kind to one another in twenty twenty one, and

976
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: the best way to be kind is to introduce one

977
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,280
Speaker 3: of your friends to the hilarious stallions of a comedian

978
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 3: by the name of Jay Jurden, who you can follow

979
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 3: at Jay Jorden on Twitter and Instagram, and you can

980
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: buy his debut album, Jay Jarden, y'all, available on iTunes, Spotify,

981
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: YouTube Music, which is a good app. I have an Android,

982
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 3: and a lot of people make fun of androids, and

983
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 3: I think it's classiest. And people are gonna slowly but

984
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 3: surely realize that I get to see music videos early

985
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: because I have YouTube music. So jokes on, y'all. So yeah,

986
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: radical kindness though, have a good one.

987
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, I you know, sometimes the timing doesn't work

988
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: out and the person just gets dragged through having to

989
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 2: the silence of me calculating, and then they have to

990
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: promote things that they don't even care to promote. You

991
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: did a perfect job. I did a perfect job. We're

992
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 2: in sync here.

993
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 3: You did a really good job.

994
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 2: This is how the game works. I'm gonna name three

995
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: potential gifts items that you could give as gifts, and

996
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 2: then I'm going to name three celebrities, famous people that

997
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 2: you have to give them two and you're gonna tell

998
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: me who you'd give what and why does that make sense?

999
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense?

1000
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So the three gifts you'll be giving today are

1001
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 2: a five seat sectional, a machete. Okay. And finally, the

1002
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 2: final gift that you will be giving is expensive detergent.

1003
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: So not your regular off brand detergent. Not This is

1004
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 2: an expensive detergent. Whatever that means to you. Will be

1005
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 2: given to the following people. Number one, Posh Spice herself,

1006
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 2: Victoria Beckham. Number two Okay, this is a controversial figure,

1007
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase famous, he's angry, he has a variety of

1008
00:53:55,320 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 2: issues surrounding him. And finally, the final person is Will Smith.

1009
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? You've got a machine, an

1010
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 2: expensive detergent, and five.

1011
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 3: Sire seat sectional. Posh Spice Victoria Beckham will receive the

1012
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 3: five seat sectional. Okay, why why there are five seats

1013
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 3: in the sectional?

1014
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 2: Oh boy?

1015
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 3: I am not a person who believes in conspiracy theories.

1016
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 3: But if there was a five person group that Victoria

1017
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 3: Beckham was familiar with, perhaps all five of these people

1018
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 3: could come together on this sectional and perhaps go on

1019
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: to agree about the terms of a tour late twenty

1020
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: twenty one through twenty twenty two. So Posh Spice gets

1021
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: the five seat sectional to start the New Spice Girls Tour.

1022
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 2: You've got Baby, You've got Ginger, You've got Sported, You've

1023
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: got Posh and Scary Malby all there on the sectional

1024
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 2: on the sighting of the contract to go on tour.

1025
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we film that and we make money about

1026
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 3: them being all together in the same room, on the

1027
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: same couch for the first time in a very long right.

1028
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: I mean, this feels like a very good COVID situation.

1029
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: You get them all on this couch, put it, throw

1030
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 2: a computer in front of them. The tour is happening

1031
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 2: right there on zoom.

1032
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 3: Maybe and maybe we get to see why they haven't

1033
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,479
Speaker 3: been able to agree on some things over the past years,

1034
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 3: but I think that's the best use of that sex.

1035
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 2: They kind of reunite at some point a.

1036
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 3: Little, but I don't Jerry left early.

1037
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Jerry, and we.

1038
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 3: Love Jerry Hollowell. But there is there is When you

1039
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 3: said five, I just said, I know who this is for.

1040
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 2: That's such a perfect, perfect gift for Vicky.

1041
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 3: The machete. The machete will go to Will Smith and

1042
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 3: why I am legend was about people receiving a vaccine

1043
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 3: that's right, that might not be on the up and up,

1044
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 3: and I feel like if there's anyone who has done

1045
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 3: the research through the film, experience and like can save humanity,

1046
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: it's going to be a jack of way too many trades.

1047
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 3: Sir William Smith. I'm going to give him the machete

1048
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 3: and hopefully it's going to be inscribed with the words

1049
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 3: you know what to do. And I'm also going to

1050
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 3: tell him to keep his dog safe. But Will Smith

1051
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 3: gets to the machete and it's locked up. He saves

1052
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 3: it just for the perfect time whenever he has to

1053
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 3: say mankind right. And so that being said, that means

1054
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 3: Chevy Chase gets the expensive laundry detergent chevy Chase, who

1055
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 3: was funny, and then we found out that sometimes humor

1056
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 3: and talent doesn't have morals or conscience. So I would

1057
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: like for him to use that detergent to clean up

1058
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 3: his act and get back in the good graces of

1059
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 3: Donald Glover and the ghost of Richard Pryor and everyone

1060
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 3: who's he's offended over the past few years. It was

1061
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: very interesting that chevy Chase went from being like kind

1062
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: of like an everyman and then when he got older,

1063
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: you were like, oh, so, what character are they? What

1064
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 3: characters slot are they gonna give him? And he was

1065
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 3: kind of mean and bad, and everyone's like, just chevy Chase,

1066
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 3: He's so in Mike chevy Chase and then Joel McHale

1067
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: and like everyone on set, we're like, oh he is.

1068
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 3: It's not Oh he didn't know the cameras were rolling,

1069
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 3: so okay, So yeah, I'll give it to chevy Chase. Also,

1070
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 3: I feel like chevy Chase is the only person of

1071
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: those two people that even knows how to use a

1072
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 3: washing machine now, because Posh Spice looks at a clothing item,

1073
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: has it brought to her right, and then goes like

1074
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 3: this and people take it off.

1075
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 2: She looks at a washing machine, I think that's a car.

1076
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Will Smith, I don't think Will Smith, and

1077
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 3: I know he came from humble beginnings, but I don't

1078
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 3: think Will Smith has touched a washing machine since No,

1079
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 3: No Independence Day.

1080
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: No, unless it was for to research a role. He's

1081
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: not hasn't looked at or touched an appliance.

1082
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 5: Probably maybe like the months leading up to the Pursuit

1083
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 5: of Happiness, he was aware. I've got to see one

1084
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 5: of washing machines, but that's as research.

1085
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: Jumping some detertion. I think that I think that's perfect,

1086
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: and I think keeping the machete away from Chevy is

1087
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: an excellent goodness. I think that all of this is perfect,

1088
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 2: and you did an excellent job.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm giving you a solid a here, I mean really

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Speaker 2: thank you. Lasered in on what everyone needed and got

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00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: it to them so perfect. This is the part of

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Speaker 2: the podcast called I said no emails. People are writing

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Speaker 2: into I Said no gifts at gmail dot com with

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Speaker 2: a variety of things. Let's see if we can answer

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Speaker 2: a question.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm glad people follow directions.

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Speaker 2: People are very good at following directions. You'd be surprised. Well,

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00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: sometimes sometimes people are terrible at following directions, but that's

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Speaker 2: the rainbow of humanity. Dear Bridger and Bridger's guest, what

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00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: is your opinion on gift receipts? I have a picky

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Speaker 2: in law who won't help us out by providing a

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00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 2: gift wish list, But when the in law receives something

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Speaker 2: they aren't into, they force their spouse to awkwardly approach

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Speaker 2: the gifter and ask how the gift can be returned. Personally,

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Speaker 2: I find this to be incredibly ghost. The in law

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00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,919
Speaker 2: is not This person hates this inl law. In law

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Speaker 2: is not hurting in any way either. So my thinking is,

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Speaker 2: if you don't love a sweater from Grandma, it won't

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Speaker 2: kill you to pretend and then donate it to someone

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Speaker 2: in need later. So basically, this person's just saying, what

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Speaker 2: should we be doing about gift receipts. They didn't give

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Speaker 2: a name, they said thank you a grateful listener, so

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Speaker 2: we have to make them happy. Here, what do you

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Speaker 2: think of a gift receipt?

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you are receiving a true gift, not a

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Speaker 3: gift from a curated gift list. If you don't have

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Speaker 3: a cash pig that watches your videos and sends you

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Speaker 3: money and things you request. Then sometimes the gifts you

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Speaker 3: get are going to be a bit of a surprise,

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Speaker 3: right And with that being said, the gift recipient is

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Speaker 3: going to either like it, love it, feel ambivalent about it,

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Speaker 3: or absolutely hate it. So I think providing a gift

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Speaker 3: receipt let's a lot of pressure out of the situation

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Speaker 3: for both parties. You let some of the steam out

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Speaker 3: because they at the end of the day, if you

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Speaker 3: don't love it, you can take it back to TJ

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Speaker 3: Max and see why I thought you needed another Santa Figurine.

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Speaker 2: I absolutely agree with that. A gift seat is in

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Speaker 2: a huge leap in technology for all of us, and

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Speaker 2: I think we need to embrace it. You get the

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Speaker 2: chance to return it, but you can't see how much

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Speaker 2: it costs initially, you know. I feel like when you

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Speaker 2: give somebody a gift, just let them have the gift

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Speaker 2: re seed. I don't see what the problem could possibly

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Speaker 2: be with that. I don't know. And this in law

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Speaker 2: just sounds like a pain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's because the in law is worried

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Speaker 3: because the in law's husband is having to always start

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Speaker 3: do the confrontation, right.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like after this this problem happened,

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01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 2: happening once this in law would learn their lesson. But

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01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 2: apparently this person's just struggling. I say, throwing the gift

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Speaker 2: seat or just stop giving this person a gift. That's

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Speaker 2: my big advice. Alienate the in law.

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Speaker 3: Know what I would even do. I would even say

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01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 3: start gift carding this person totally, and if they know

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Speaker 3: how impersonal. Oh, I can't believe you would do this.

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Speaker 3: This is class list. Remind them of their track record.

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Speaker 2: Give them that'll be the next gift. Is just a

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01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 2: documented list of things that they didn't like that we're

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01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 2: all guesses as to what they would want and they

1154
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 2: all failed. So at some point you've got to put

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01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 2: your foot down with this person. They're out of control. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this actually reminds me I never opened this mysterious envelope.

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01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 2: Should we see what's happening in here?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but it's not going to be as cute as

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Speaker 3: my note.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's literally it's literally a gift receipt. It's a

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Speaker 2: you know, just like an itemized lift list to replace

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Speaker 2: the item and then it's a gift for you. Again

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Speaker 2: from Jay Jurden. So interesting, What an interesting little button

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01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 2: to put on this person's letter. I think that the

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Speaker 2: gift for seat is absolutely fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a grateful listener. Gift for seats are so good

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Speaker 3: that I sent.

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Speaker 2: One, right, I mean, I don't know what else to say.

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Speaker 2: I'm done answering questions. This in law has put me

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01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 2: in a mood thinking about this person that's playing all

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01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 2: these mind games with their family. It's two. It takes

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01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 2: a lot of energy. Jay, I've had an absolutely wonderful time,

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01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 2: and I cannot I'm unfortunately. I'm completely relaxed right now.

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01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 2: I've had a terrific time, so I don't need to

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01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 2: take a bath. But now I know that when I'm

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01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 2: all wound up, I'll probably drink another cup of coffee

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Speaker 2: in an hour, and then I'm going to be an

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01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: anxiety mess. I'll you know that you can go over

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01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 2: that barrier for suddenly.

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Speaker 3: You know, God's so worried because the sun is setting here.

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01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, why would you drink coffee at

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01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: five with them? I remembered, Jay, there are our time zones,

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01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 3: and I was like, if he touches a cup of

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01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 3: coffee right now, his night is.

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Speaker 2: Ruein what's your what's the latest? For a cup of

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01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 2: coffee for you?

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Speaker 3: Late? Three?

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Speaker 2: Three? It feels like the after four o'clock. If I'm

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Speaker 2: drinking coffee good bye now.

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Speaker 3: If I see someone with the coffee at three, I'm

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01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 3: usually like, what's see? What you're doing today? What you

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01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 3: got going on? Is there something I don't know about?

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01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 3: Are we do? We have planes? My boyfriend he drinks

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01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 3: the coffee when he wakes up, and then he has

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Speaker 3: a second coffee because the first one was like required

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01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 3: and the second one is like enjoyment. I had a

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01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 3: coffee today when I was watching a TV show that

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Speaker 3: makes enough money that I don't have to like advertise

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Speaker 3: them on here.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'd love to know.

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01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 3: It was I'm a nerd. I was watching WandaVision and I.

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01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 2: Was drinking I've just started watching them.

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01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 3: Was drinking my coffee and I was like, this is

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01:04:56,160 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 3: so surreal, only because I was in enjoying which should

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01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 3: be like prime time viewing television at ten am with

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01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 3: a coffee on like a Friday, when I usually would

1207
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 3: be like going to do stuff. It was just, you know,

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01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 3: but don't drink coffee after three, folks.

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01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 2: Look, I can get up to four o'clock, but after

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01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 2: four you can it's an absolute night ruiner and next

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01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 2: day ruiner.

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01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 3: I took an accidental nap yesterday at nytime. I don't

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01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 3: want to tell you. There's gonna be a little bit judgment.

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01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 2: Well that's why you're here. I'm here to judge you.

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01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 3: It was. It was. It was like like an eight

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01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 3: thirty eight thirty PM. I laid down. I shouldn't have

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01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 3: even looked in the direction of my bed. I took

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01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 3: a nap. I was up until three.

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01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 2: Oh, how long was your nap?

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01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 3: My nap was like may right under an hour?

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01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 2: Not worth it?

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01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 3: And it was a nap like some of the throw

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01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 3: pillows were still on the bed. It was like, true,

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01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 3: I don't know how this happened.

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01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 2: Nap unless you work a graveyard shift, anything after seven

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01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 2: pm is not a nap. That's a that's going to bed.

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01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 3: I did it to myself, and it was I'm worried.

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01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I don't know what happened. I feel like

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01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 3: I feel like like a mid century nineteen fifties husband

1230
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 3: that's like, I don't know how it happened. But she's saying,

1231
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 3: the girl is mine and what do you want me

1232
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 3: to do about it? That's just from fences if anyone

1233
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 3: had office. But like I took that.

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01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 2: Nap, bad move. The fact that you're away right now

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01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 2: is wild to me.

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01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like adjust everything. So I had to

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01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 3: wake up very early today and stay up by having

1238
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 3: a very very good podcast with you. And I got

1239
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 3: to like stay up all day today not even look

1240
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 3: in the direction of a nap, and then I'll go

1241
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 3: to bed at a good time.

1242
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 2: But you're basically starting a new life.

1243
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 3: I'm trying. It's tough. It's tough out here in these

1244
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 3: streets in the house.

1245
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 2: While you drink coffee and watch TV at ten in

1246
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 2: the morning.

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01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 3: It's the toughest. Yeah, that's going to be what I

1248
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 3: told my kids. This is You think I had it

1249
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 3: easy waking up at eleven oh nine when people were

1250
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 3: dying to watch TV and drink coffee and talk to

1251
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 3: people on my computer. You're lucky. You have to work

1252
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 3: in the child mind that we have now, because the.

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01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 2: Best the child line, the best of mind. Jay, I'm

1254
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 2: worried about you. I need you to get to sleep.

1255
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 2: I need you to stay up at least until nine o'clock.

1256
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 2: Tonight before you go to bed. Thank you so much

1257
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 2: for the gift, Thank you for being here.

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01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. I really enjoyed it. These

1259
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 3: are a delight to get to meet new people whose

1260
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 3: company I enjoy, people that make me laugh, people who

1261
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 3: have the journalistic integrity to let people know what happened

1262
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 3: during that high school Like, there are a lot of

1263
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 3: good people in the world, and I'm glad that this

1264
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 3: gave me the opportunity to meet yet another one of them.

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01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 2: Well, it's been terrific and I hope you have a

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01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 2: wonderful time and listener. This is the end of the podcast.

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01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, Thank you for doing your thing.

1268
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,320
Speaker 2: If you want to listen to the episode over, you're

1269
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: going to want to hit rewind. Otherwise you're going to

1270
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 2: want to move on with your life. Take care of yourself.

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01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 2: We'll meet again soon. All my love. I said, No

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01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's engineered by our

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01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 2: dear friend a Aalise Nelson and the theme song is

1274
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 2: by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1275
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 2: on Instagram at I said No Gifts. That's where you're

1276
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 2: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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Speaker 2: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you

1278
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 2: found me, and why not leave a review while you're there.

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01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 2: It's really the least you could do. And if you're

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01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 2: interested in advertising on the show, go to midroll dot

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Speaker 1: But I invited you here, I thought I made myself

1283
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: perfectly clear. But you're a guess to my home. You

1284
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests.

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01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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Speaker 1: So how do you dant to survey me?