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Speaker 1: Yeah, better than these are the radio blogs on the

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Speaker 1: Fread Show. Okay, it's like we're writing in our diaries,

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Speaker 1: except we're saying them aloud. We call them blogs. Caylin'scot one,

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Speaker 1: take it away, dear blog.

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Speaker 2: So right now, I'm in a phase of life where

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Speaker 2: it feels like truly every woman around me is pregnant

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Speaker 2: or has just given birth. So I am trying to

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Speaker 2: hold my breath because I feel like I'm gonna catch

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Speaker 2: it at some point.

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Speaker 3: But that is the.

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Speaker 4: Stage in life I'm at right now.

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Speaker 2: We got a lot of babies, and I love babies.

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Speaker 2: And one of my friends gave birth recently to a

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Speaker 2: beautiful baby girl, or so I assume she's beautiful, because

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Speaker 2: I have not seen said baby girl, so I obviously

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Speaker 2: have been talking to her leading up to the birth,

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Speaker 2: during the birth, after the birth, how we do and

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Speaker 2: how we feel, and has the baby.

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Speaker 4: But every time I was like, let.

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Speaker 2: Me get my eyes on that stinking cute little baby,

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Speaker 2: she's me you know, Oh I'm going to sleep, or

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Speaker 2: oh the baby's sleeping, like I don't care if the

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Speaker 2: babysit it snap a photo. And then I said, you

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Speaker 2: are a new mom. Why are you dodging me. I know,

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Speaker 2: there are photos on your phone of that cute baby

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Speaker 2: girl that you can send me. And finally she was like,

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Speaker 2: but they're not good pictures, And I said, girl, it

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Speaker 2: is a baby. They are all going to be adorable photos.

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Speaker 2: I think she's gatekeeping pictures of her daughter.

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Speaker 1: Well, they all come out looking a little smushy, to

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Speaker 1: be honest. So I mean they came through it. You know,

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Speaker 1: they're kind of big, and they came through a small door.

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Speaker 1: Oh they did so into the world.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So when a man loves a woman camp and you know,

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Speaker 1: you put the thing in the thing and then nine

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Speaker 1: months later another thing comes out. But they all look

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Speaker 1: a little smushy, a little off color. So I don't

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, every baby looks that way. So

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Speaker 1: what is she worried about? Then I gonna be glamour shot.

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Speaker 4: Right they do.

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Speaker 2: I'm out a little smushed, and I just I've never

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Speaker 2: had one of my best friends dodge me so hard.

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Speaker 4: I mean, the excuses are wild.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, I'm taking a sip of water, you know,

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Speaker 2: I gotta take a walk.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, let me see that damn baby.

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Speaker 2: And then in a group text, one of our other

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Speaker 2: friends said congrats, she's beautiful. And I texted her and

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Speaker 2: I said, excuse me, and I said, ma'am, why is

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Speaker 2: one of our other friends saying that she's like, I

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Speaker 2: swear she hasn't seen her. She hasn't seen her, Like,

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Speaker 2: I don't believe you. And she's like, Case, she looks

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Speaker 2: like an alien. I'm like, and if you, I mean you,

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Speaker 2: you guys know this friend Like it's very on part,

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Speaker 2: like she's probably needs her baby, like on her registry

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Speaker 2: was a cashme outfit and matching Suitcase said, I purchased

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Speaker 2: her to take the baby home, and so this is

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Speaker 2: very on part. But I'm like, I've never had a

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Speaker 2: friend gate keep their adorable baby.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna post it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like beat her to the punch and

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Speaker 2: post her baby. I just wanted to lay eyes on

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Speaker 2: the little cutie. And she's worried about does she look cute?

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Speaker 4: I'm with her on this, what really?

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, girl, sometimes you gotta let the baby finished cooking,

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Speaker 3: you know, like you need to say it in a

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Speaker 3: little warm yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Like it's looking all crazy.

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Speaker 3: Then it's the first impression of you meeting your knee

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Speaker 3: so you know, no, yeah, I will see my baby

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Speaker 3: probably like six months, you know, like you gotta let

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Speaker 3: the edges grow a head, the little eyebrow. I don't

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Speaker 3: come out looking real. Suspect, suspect I will.

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Speaker 2: I mean I had, I had a little baby, and

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Speaker 2: day one versus day what is this three hundred and

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Speaker 2: sixty four or whatever this is?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's a difference, right, it's a difference.

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Speaker 1: But I know you had a good looking baby the

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Speaker 1: whole time. I know what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I kind of you, you can flex. She's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: One thing I did not know, and I'm not asking

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Speaker 2: for a photo directly out of the birth canal because

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Speaker 2: I did not know that babies have a straight up conehead.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, for a little while.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, big baby, small you know entryway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's some days though, like it's been a week,

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Speaker 2: like let me see the damn baby, or I'm.

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Speaker 4: Going to show up there.

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Speaker 2: And even I tried to go over there and she's

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Speaker 2: like we're both exhausted, we're tired.

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Speaker 4: Like I don't even need to talk to you. I

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Speaker 4: need to lay eyes on this baby.

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Speaker 1: Okay, gatekeeping this baby, she really is. She's trying to

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Speaker 1: get like, I don't we have photoshop the baby picture

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Speaker 1: release or something right an infant.

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Speaker 5: I'm always amazed at them.

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Speaker 1: And I've been this guy with a few of my

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Speaker 1: friend's babies, my nieces. But I'm always amazed at the

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Speaker 1: moms that let let people into the hospital, you know,

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Speaker 1: minutes or hours after they just gave birth, you know.

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Speaker 1: And I went in, like, and my sister had a

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Speaker 1: dress on and all this stuff the day after she

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Speaker 1: had made And I know she wanted to look normal

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Speaker 1: for Polly because she didn't want Polly to see her

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Speaker 1: like in a hospital bed and think that maybe she

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Speaker 1: was sick or something.

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Speaker 5: So like she you know, but this baby came out

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Speaker 5: twelve hours ago.

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Speaker 1: My sister's got a full phase of makeup and a

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Speaker 1: and a you know, a dress on, and her hair's

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Speaker 1: done and all this stuff. And I'm going, you know

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Speaker 1: what if I extracted a human from my loin, you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't see me for a year, Isn't it crazy?

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Speaker 4: That's what we can do and come back, yeah, just

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Speaker 4: bounce back from it. But hey, now I would have

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Speaker 4: a full face of makeup on. I'm sorry, yes, oh,

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Speaker 4: in my face, But yes, I would.

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Speaker 5: Do a can use it it comes back.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, I said that the women. You know, we

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Speaker 3: popped back, we bounced ball from from that.

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Speaker 4: Well, let me do it all. I'm totally with this girl, Kiki.

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna send y'all a picture of somebody else baby.

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Speaker 4: Baby white and blue eyes and blonde hair.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I saw this baby picture frame.

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Speaker 5: It target the baby white.

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Speaker 1: You got some explaining, did you your babies?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 5: Why does he say? Getty images of The Fred Show