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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy eight, episode

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Speaker 1: one of Daily Guy. It's a podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into American share consciousness and say officially

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Speaker 1: off the top Fox Coke Industry. It's Monday for two

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Speaker 1: thousand nine team and named Jack O'Brien ak rolling down

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Speaker 1: the street, slow and simple, sweating like cold orange juice.

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Speaker 1: never gonna die. It's courtesy of Tray Gang at T

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Speaker 1: as always by my co host, Mr Miles g Baby girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm the man from the Big c A. What'll you

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Speaker 1: come play around my way home and listen to my

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Speaker 1: hot text home Gray, don't you know I am the man?

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Speaker 1: Got folks here in Japan? Happy checking check in my hand? Boo,

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Speaker 1: Gotta tell somebody I don't have the rest of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've got the baby quick ed white. Thank you too.

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Speaker 1: a fresh for that one because Manlia baby for recipes.

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Speaker 1: That's a good girl. Tell like Trump talking about baby

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Speaker 1: took you too, So you have to get on that plane.

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Speaker 1: We left Dame Dash heartbroken. We are thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined in our third teeth by the hilarious actress, writer, comedian,

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Speaker 1: the hardest working woman show business. Oh damn to be

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Speaker 1: a great pleasure to be here. Is that's your great

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Speaker 1: Scandinavian modesty coming through? Yeah? I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: Everything you say, hide myself, just shut the please just

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Speaker 1: some of my flaws. What are your flows? My flaws? Claws?

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Speaker 1: For that act? She does fear intimacy and cannot be

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Speaker 1: trusted to watch your pets. Is that good? I really

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Speaker 1: have any folks. Can How are you doing? Oh? Good?

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Speaker 1: I really I'm glad to be back. Um. Today I'm

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Speaker 1: flying back to London. So yeah, I'm sad to be

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Speaker 1: leaving me l A. But I know I'll be back.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's funny because I was saying the last

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Speaker 1: out that Ben Affleck and Casey Affleck grew in the

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Speaker 1: audience watching and my knees started shaking. And I now

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Speaker 1: talk about how I sucked up my audition because I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe my career was being judged by Batman and

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Speaker 1: a rapist. That's the Three Boots. Isn't that Batman and RAI?

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Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yeah. So I I've just been at the

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Speaker 1: Ground Lanes and I had this weird experience where the

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Speaker 1: week before my SNL audition I bumped into Kit Harrington

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Speaker 1: then he just did SNL. And now I'm doing my

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Speaker 1: first show at the ground Leans. So not quite there,

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Speaker 1: but you guys are both kind of holding up your

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Speaker 1: He's like, Katy, I had to change my number. So

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't probably even be saying this because some gave

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Speaker 1: particular definitely not good. But that's what the shows about,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, boxing people from next Mazie Williams, stay tuned.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get to know you a little

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Speaker 1: bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our

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Speaker 1: this Monday. We're gonna talk about Kim Kardashian's uh schedule

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Speaker 1: of that and plenty moore. But first CARTI we like

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Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search

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Speaker 1: I've been actually googling a lot of celebrities because I

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Speaker 1: just got told by the BBC I'm doing a show,

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Speaker 1: So it's Wednesday. I have to do a BBC Impressions

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Speaker 1: so yeah, I like, can you do a Jamaican nurse? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's a bread bread. And then I also have been

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Speaker 1: looking for flights and because I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: it doesn't know that I've been like, is that thing

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's I've not necessarily said like, oh,

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Speaker 1: What if something you think is overrated? Overrated? Um? I

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Speaker 1: a guy named J. C. Lamentations is really great. There's

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Speaker 1: it's really interesting because it is like a how to

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Speaker 1: That's what I say about Okay, Yeah, fair enough, I

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Speaker 1: used drugs very productively for many years. But yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: like how to win friends and influence people. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever read that book Dale Carran. It's like one of

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Speaker 1: the most sold books ever. And one of my dad's

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Speaker 1: museums look like cluttered and over. It's just so yeah.

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Speaker 1: They have like this one weird sculpture on this like

425
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Speaker 1: fifty foot like it's like an Olympic swimming pool sized

426
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Speaker 1: kitchen island, and then like one like weird sculpture on it,

427
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: and the guy's like, wow, your kitchen is amazing. It's like, damn,

428
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: I guess it's funny because my old life, before getting

429
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: in a podcasting, I used to make those videos and

430
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: there's It's what's funny is normally like whenever they follow

431
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: a subject around their house, they have their back to

432
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: Cameron and be looking over their shoulders, but I think

433
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: because maybe Kim just doesn't want to have the yeeks out.

434
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Speaker 1: It was like back like very awkwardly back tracking like

435
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: I've never seen before. Uh yeah, it's funny though, Like

436
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: went to hear Joe who does who directs? Those videos

437
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: kind of have to be like, wow, this is this

438
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Speaker 1: place is great and this concrete bunker very very strange?

439
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Speaker 1: Is it the Vogue ones where they're like the kind

440
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Speaker 1: of those time stage and feel a bit awkward try

441
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Speaker 1: and do these jokes but they're so like and then

442
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 1: I felt un tripped. That was some of my best work.

443
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: Wait you made those? Yeah? Yeah, I used to work

444
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: at Conde Nast. That's why a lot of people they

445
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: hear me do voice over for like Wired magazine videos

446
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: because that was from old life. Oh my gosh, I

447
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: watched a Wired magazine video. It was like, I need that,

448
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: I need that. Whoever just said English quit my cracked job.

449
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: The second I heard that voice. I don't know this

450
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: disembodied voice in my life. Let's talk about the new

451
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: Star Wars teaser that came out at the end of

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Speaker 1: last week. It's called Episode nine, Rise of the Skywalker.

453
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah right, there's Yeah, it's the final one. It is

454
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Speaker 1: every year. Well, there will be more Star Wars, there

455
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: will be more films within the Star Wars universe. But

456
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Speaker 1: the Ridge trigge was allegedly, uh you know, four or

457
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Speaker 1: five and six, and then there was supposed to be

458
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Speaker 1: a seven, eight and nine and a one to three

459
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Speaker 1: and so this would be nine of the originally planned

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Speaker 1: nine films. Uh, try by trilogy. I don't know, three

461
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: by trilogy, Tree by Tree, tree by Tree. But yeah,

462
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Speaker 1: I think look rise with Skywalker. Okay, so maybe Homegrows

463
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: go some gonna do with them. Well that's the title, really,

464
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Speaker 1: I mean it's a dope trailer, like J. J. Abrahms

465
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: knows how to make a good teaser trailer. Uh And

466
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: but I think the best thing about it was the title,

467
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: because like the question, like maybe my biggest disappointment with

468
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Speaker 1: the eighth one was that. And I don't know why

469
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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be disappointed by this, but when they were like, yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: your parents are nobody, You're you're they were nothing, and

471
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Speaker 1: you just happened to have this immense like access to

472
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Speaker 1: the force. It I don't think I'm a monarchist. I

473
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Speaker 1: think it's because it suggests that the force is just

474
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Speaker 1: some bullshit you happened to be able to get at

475
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Speaker 1: if you if you meditate really well, you just like

476
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Speaker 1: iditate yourself into having the force. Well you medicalorians man, right, Well,

477
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: so the menicalorians is stupid too. But it's just like

478
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: when she had no reason to be this forceful, it

479
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: bummed me out. I was like, wait, so the universe

480
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: is just like anybody can have the force and it's

481
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: just like you have to believe hard enough for something, Yeah,

482
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Speaker 1: Daisy Ridley. So then when now that they're putting back

483
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: like the trailer is all about her just doing some

484
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: dope ship where she jumps over tie Fighter Tie Fighter

485
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: and fights it with a sword. I didn't know anything

486
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Speaker 1: about Star Wars like I would watch them, but it

487
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: felt like they could have just been in French because

488
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I just would watch it and be like, I have

489
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: no idea what the Force of the jeddis mean. And

490
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: then I just the other week had to film BBC

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Speaker 1: thing for uh, well it'll be coming out but from

492
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: me the fourth where I play all the Star Wars women,

493
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Speaker 1: So I had to do impressions of Carrie Fisher Natalie Portman,

494
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Speaker 1: a Listy Jones, Daisy Ridley, and Amelia Clark, and I

495
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: didn't know anything about it, so so I was doing

496
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Speaker 1: these impressions, just trying to say the lights like the

497
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Speaker 1: thing I don't know, learning the language phonetically. Yeah, exactly.

498
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: And I had to look at the Star Wars website

499
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: and like learn the bios of all the actors, and

500
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I still have no idea what this means,

501
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: Like she conquers the journey of the like you bloody, scruffy.

502
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: It's like that isn't okay. Well, I guess that'll count

503
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: for Leah, right, But so the title Rise of the

504
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: Skywalker does suggest that that question is like that mystery

505
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: is at the center of the ninth movie. Yeah, who

506
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Speaker 1: is the Skywalker? Is it? Daisy Ridley? The Rise of Skywalker?

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Speaker 1: The Rise of Skywalker? Is it? I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: old as Billy D Williams, is it? Old? Asked Billy

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Speaker 1: D Williams. Somehow does Luke suddenly come back? And he's like, nah,

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Speaker 1: let's just playing. Uh. And also, speaking of the return,

511
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Speaker 1: I do want to just talk about Meet Joe Black

512
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: because Meet Joe is back on on social media. Uh huh. Yeah,

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00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm on fire. I'm on fire today, Miles. You don't

514
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: have to say it. Everyone knows it. No, that's why

515
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm dialing all the fire department. Um, doctor, it's happening. Yeah.

516
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: People were just rediscovering this movie and one of my

517
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Speaker 1: favorite scenes of all time where Bred Pitt gets just

518
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: totally wrecked by a traffic going both ways at the beginning.

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00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: It's like one of the opening scenes of the movie.

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00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: And then there's this e er scene that maybe people

521
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: can help us with this because I might uh be

522
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: legitimately losing my mind. But I thought I saw it

523
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: for the first time on Thursday night, and apparently Miles

524
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: and Nick thought that we had talked about it on

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00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: the podcast before. But let's just play a brief moment.

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Speaker 1: This is when Brad Pitt, who is being inhabited by

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Speaker 1: the body of death like the Grim Reaper, uh, suddenly

528
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: breaks into a Jamaican Patois. I think it's very uh,

529
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Speaker 1: it's very accurate. No, yeah, no, but it's just a

530
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Speaker 1: no devil, everything going to be irie go with the doctor,

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Speaker 1: Lady Mom, gonna be fine, evil, I navel Loma and

532
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: what you is? Then that's not friend. From that next place.

533
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: So they're saying that if Brad Pitt meets the devil,

534
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: he becomes Jamaican, he can just like do whatever he

535
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: can inhabit. Like, so he's speaking to her in her language,

536
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: and it is don't worry, noll, not beat me, not devil, right,

537
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: So mere offering a special and two for one p s.

538
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm antego, Bay just signed this. It's an indemnification agreement

539
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: in case you are injured during the experience. I don't

540
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: know what again, man, cool, great call Brad Pitt Jamaican icon. Yeah,

541
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: you know, he's like the least scratch Perry of acting.

542
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: Do you think is it offensive or is it just

543
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: bizarre and surreal? It's a mix of everything. Yeah, it's so.

544
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: I think it's so offensive that I'm trying to understand

545
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: how it happened. But also I get in the creative

546
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: mindset of a script, you're just saying this person has

547
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: a physical presence but can tap into many spiritual things

548
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: and therefore is channeling this Jimmy ken um. But I

549
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,239
Speaker 1: think it will always be jarring to see, uh, Like,

550
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: especially like that stage Brad Pitt when he had like

551
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: the beautiful golden blonde hair uh, suddenly you know, acting

552
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: like he's, you know, the mayor of trench Town. The

553
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: movie is brad It maybe at his most beautiful like

554
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: as a human being, Like he he looks like he's

555
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: glowing in every scene. And it also has exactly and

556
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: it also allows him to eat a lot in the movie,

557
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: which I found out not by watching it but by

558
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of research. But that is bread pitts,

559
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: Like that's the number one thing Bread Pitt likes to

560
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: do on camera. Eat. Yeah, yeah, if you like see

561
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: have you seen Oceans eleven? Yes, and everything, Like he

562
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: just knows that he looks cool eating and so in

563
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: this movie he is death. So he's like inhabiting a

564
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: human form for the first time, and he gets to

565
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: try peanut butter for the first time, and so you

566
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,239
Speaker 1: see him like he really gets to ham it up

567
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: when it comes to him when it comes to eating.

568
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk very briefly about serious shit. The

569
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Speaker 1: mainstream media is still they still have figured out like

570
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 1: how to deal with William Barr at all. They do

571
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: not know how to observe something and then describe it

572
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: out loud. Uh. In certain terms, William Barr is the

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00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: attorney General, so he runs the Department of Justice. And

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00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: the reason why he is very important is because the

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Speaker 1: Robert Mueller Report, which is look into all the interference

576
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: and obstruction charges or you know, allegations against the president.

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00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: Uh that report was supposed to be or we thought

578
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: would be given to Congress so then they can see

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00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: what the evidence is. But William Barr has decided to

580
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: only first give out his version of the report, which

581
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: is very it seems like to minimize many things that's

582
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: in it, and especially when people who worked on the

583
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: reporter saying his description is very inaccurate of what this says.

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00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: And then now he's just been dragging his feet about,

585
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: you know, when he's going to release it, in what

586
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: and how much detail it will it will be released.

587
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: So he's you know, a lot of people suspected from

588
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: the beginning, especially on the left, that he was brought

589
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: in to do a job, which was to either end

590
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,959
Speaker 1: the Mueller investigation outright or to basically try and protect

591
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: the president as much as possible by not releasing the report.

592
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: And that's what he's been doing essentially. But he's been

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00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: doing in a very clever way because he'll say things

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00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: and then walk them back later on, or have people

595
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: from his office walk the comments back. So on one hand,

596
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: he'll give the base or the conservative gop media machine

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00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: they're talking points, like for example, when he said, you know,

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Speaker 1: he thought the intelligence community was like spying on the

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00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: Trump campaign during the election, and that word spying, you know,

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00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: everyone's like, okay, look what you're You're feeding the paranoia,

601
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: the conspiratorial ship, like the deep state stuff by saying that,

602
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: and then have people come out right after be like, well,

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00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: that's not what he meant. It's it's actually like just

604
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: a term to him. It means no difference than doing,

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00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: you know, a counterintelligence operation surveillance. It's the same thing

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00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: to him. And he was just saying that like that.

607
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: It's not to mean that they were overstepping. But at

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00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: that point the cats out of the bag. And then

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00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: you have people like uh, Eric Trump and his wife

610
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: law on Fox News sort of taking this and being

611
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: able to run with his deep state ideas. So this

612
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: is them on Fox. The deep state guys does exist.

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00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: By the way, it still exists, but it does exist,

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00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: and it did exist, and you see all these emails

615
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: between FBI people about insurance policies and other things. You

616
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: see dossiers that were paid for by political candidates that

617
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: were leaked through people's wives. I mean, it's really incredible.

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00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: That's who the first person is that called him out,

619
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, way back when. And he's always right. You

620
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,439
Speaker 1: might not like it when he's but he's always right.

621
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: So again they use a little bit of spying thing

622
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: to then be able to relitigate this idea of you know,

623
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Speaker 1: another government that is actually the shadow government that's really

624
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: in control of things. We're trying to ruin the president.

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00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: But don't worry, that's only how over the population legitimately

626
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: thinks right, Like he's always right. Guys, you say he's wrong,

627
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: but you know, give us enough time to find something

628
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: to convince us that he's right, and turns out he

629
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: was right. Well then so then you get things like

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00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: on CNN when everyone's looking at this and go, William

631
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: Barr is trying to obstruct Congress and the media, the

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00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: people obstructing our access to the truth. And they describe

633
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: even his comments is on CNN and they say Mr Barr,

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Speaker 1: who began his career at the c I, did not

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Speaker 1: intend to imply that spine was inherently wrong. According to

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Speaker 1: a person who has discussed the matter with him but

637
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Speaker 1: was not authorized to share their conversation, Mr Bars is

638
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: no technical difference between the term and surveillance. He indicated

639
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: that the issue was not the act of surveilling, but

640
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Speaker 1: whether officials followed proper procedures. And they just so again

641
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: they're doing it a very like, oh well, this is

642
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: this is what the explanation is, without really giving any

643
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Speaker 1: attention to like what the effect is of this very

644
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: implicit and premeditated strategy. Yeah, And I just wanna once

645
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: again raised this kind of fear that I had when

646
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: the Mueller report first came out and Bar was like,

647
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, gave out his impressions that it was, you know,

648
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: no collusion, no collusion, no collusion. Him and Mueller are

649
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: best friends. People have pointed to that more like he's

650
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: Bar secretly trojan horse for the resistance, and he's going

651
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: to go in there and end it. But you know,

652
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: who knows like how much influenced Bar had over him

653
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: to get him to just kind of ease up and

654
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: fucking end the investigation, like he's their buddies. I don't know,

655
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: Like we we like to think of Mueller as this

656
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: like beyond reproach, like you know, lawyer superhero. But he

657
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: But I think just as easily even he could have

658
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: let Muller do his thing and Bar can just do

659
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: his completely separate from that, you know what I mean. Yeah, No,

660
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: that's true. This is just my bullshit conspiracy theory. But

661
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like it, it does seem like that

662
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: is more likely than Mueller, like getting him to turn

663
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,959
Speaker 1: on Trump. No. Yeah, And I think our people point

664
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Speaker 1: to the fact that William Barr is part of like

665
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: the old guard of the Republican operatives, and they're like,

666
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: they really that Trump is just such a disruptor that

667
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: maybe he can do it. But again, all the Republican interests,

668
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: which is the wealthy corporatocracy, they're being serviced by this administration.

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Speaker 1: So it all works out, you know, at the end

670
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: of the day. What I can say about all of this,

671
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: right is that we just don't know what is in

672
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: the It's not good to speculate, Jack, we just don't know,

673
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: all right, enough, serious ship, let's talk about the president. Uh,

674
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 1: he was in the Atlantic talking about his children, and

675
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: there's just a great quote that is so revealing. Yeah,

676
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: this the whole article. It's called Inside Ivanka's dream World,

677
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: and it just started talking about just the bizarro reality

678
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 1: she's living in. But you know, some of the funny

679
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: things in here are not funny whatever. At this point,

680
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: we're just we're living in a fever dream um is. Again,

681
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: I think people this has been sort of reported here

682
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: and there, but they again are reporting that Donald Trump

683
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: does still refer to Ivanka as baby, even in official

684
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: meetings having to do with government issues and officials. So

685
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: it's like, baby, what about this anyway? Do you know

686
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: anybody whose father refers to them as baby? Like I'm

687
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: trying to think of it, like maybe maybe that's the thing.

688
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Well, if you're if you're black, I

689
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: hear that show, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Like I mean,

690
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: my my aunt calls me baby, she calls her my

691
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: cousin's baby. Okay, but that's different. That sounds that I

692
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: think in the vernacular. It's a little bit different than

693
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: like if you're like a waspy family, like right, baby,

694
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Speaker 1: But I don't know, trying to convince people that you're

695
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: not practicing nepotism, Well, I mean, I think baby, everyone

696
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,919
Speaker 1: has everyone has weird names. I'm sure their parents still

697
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: call them to this day. I can't sure that with us,

698
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: whoever has the weirdest one, maybe we'll discuss maybe not

699
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: so then about this nepotism thing, right Trump Also they

700
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: have quotes of him saying, you know, he was thinking

701
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: about having her replace NICKI Haley, who was our ambassador

702
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: to the U n when she stepped down, because he

703
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: says she's a natural diplomat, she would have been great

704
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: at the United Nations as an example. And then they

705
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: further asked, like, well, then why not nominate her if

706
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: she would have been great. If I did, they'd say

707
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: nepotism when it would have been had nothing to do

708
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: with nepotism. But you would have been incredible. I mean,

709
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: they would have said it was nepotism because I put

710
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: my daughter, who has no governmental experience, in the position

711
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: of UN ambassador. I don't know how you could have

712
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: Do you believe these people? I know there's just a

713
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: bunch of haters, you know, And that's what you gotta do.

714
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta just brush the haters off and

715
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 1: focus on you. I loved his attempt to give compliments

716
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: to his other children because so this is I think

717
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: this is a direct quote. Baron is young, but he's

718
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: got wonderful potential, so that's kind of a compliment. And

719
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: Tiffany is doing extremely well. Don is he's enjoying politics,

720
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: actually it's very good. And Eric is running the business

721
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: along with Don and also very much into politics. I

722
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: mean the children. The children have been very, very good,

723
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: so clearly a doting father who adores Don and Eric.

724
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: That gave me chills. I don't know if I'm proud

725
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: of you, guys. I don't know if you had like

726
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: friends who's like, you know, parents for whatever reason, maybe

727
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: because they're too busy with their careers or whatever, aren't

728
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: around a lot. Yeah, and it's just from like phone

729
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: calls where you're like, well, the kids are really into science. Yeah,

730
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: my kid, he's into science, and that's very good. And

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Speaker 1: Baron is young, but he's got I don't understand the

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00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: construction of that one. Baron is young, but he's got

733
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: wonderful potential. So he's like I tried to let him

734
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: run a part of the business and failed, but he's

735
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: got wonderful potential. He's still I tried to get him

736
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: to like fire a bunch of people for me, and

737
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: he started he broke down into tears. But I'm told

738
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: that's because he's young. Because he's young and he's still

739
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: got wonderful potential because genetically and he's got that. He's

740
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: like Tiffany's doing extremely well because all the reporting is

741
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 1: that she's in law school and all she does talk

742
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 1: shit about him. Yeah, how does he come up with

743
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: such a yeah with Marlon Naples? Yeah, I don't know

744
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: how he comes up with such a detailed, uh compliment

745
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: extremely well. It's everyone's doing well. And it's just about

746
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: what modifier of well or good you're using, because you

747
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: can be they're doing well, you can be extremely well.

748
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: You can be good or very good. But the Don

749
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: and Eric, it's just things they're into. And what's what's

750
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: wild too is he also said that he was thinking

751
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: of having like Ivanka could have ran the World Bank.

752
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: The World Bank, yes, and then and the quote she

753
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: would have been great at that because she's very good

754
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: with numbers. Motherfucker the world, but very good with numbers.

755
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: Yet the other kids are just descriptions of they like politics.

756
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: But I love baby number one baby baby. Wait, is

757
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 1: she the eldest No, Oh, I don't think so. Baby

758
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: just baby number one. She's in his heart yet she's

759
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: definitely not the eldest. Okay, guys, we're gonna take one

760
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: more quick break and then we'll be back with even

761
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: less serious ship. And we're back. And super producer Nick

762
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: Stuff just pointed out he said, the best part of

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00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: Joel is that it's three hours of that ship. Wait,

764
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: it's three hours long. It's three hours. You know. It's

765
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: funny for a movie that I know certain things about

766
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: really well and not seeing it's it's amazing purely off

767
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 1: of my love for Claire, for Lonnie did I venture

768
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: into that film. She's very striking on camera, like she

769
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: should have been Jennifer Aniston or like she should have

770
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: had an amazing career and for something she did she

771
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: was in Maltrats, right, and then what else? What else?

772
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: What else? Alright, guys, she's been and other stuff. Hold on,

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00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Oh, that's why Shent departed?

774
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: She who who she planned the departed? She was the departed.

775
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: She's the one that left. Yeah, she was like, sorry, boys,

776
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 1: I've got a departed. I love that part. That's amazing.

777
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: And then Mark Wahlberg's like, what the hell, man, what

778
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 1: the hell? What Brot? You's gonna depart like that without

779
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: telling me? Brouh, Let's talk about Wisconsin. Uh, since we're

780
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: doing the accent already. Uh. So Wisconsin restaurants or a

781
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: Wisconsin restaurant has banned middle schoolers. Uh. And this story

782
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: just brought me back to a time in my life

783
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: when I was a middle schooler, just a shitty middle

784
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: schooler looking for some grown up behaviors I could do

785
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: with my friends and fucking it up beyond reproach. Hold on,

786
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: I just had while we were talking about this story.

787
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't remember clear for Linny being in the departed.

788
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: I don't, Nick Stump, She's not in the departed. That's

789
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: a merry. What's her name? You burned me, Stump, you

790
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: burned us. Let's talk about this Wisconsin restaurant the band

791
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 1: middle schoolers. I would have had no place to order

792
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: water and try and buy cigarettes out of the back

793
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: like cigarette vending machine, and then fight over a twelve

794
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: dollar bill with my friends. I mean. So, apparently Tom's

795
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: drive in Tom's fo sorry that was me. So apparently

796
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: Tom's driving in Fox Cities, Wisconsin has had it Tom's

797
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: you burned me, So they have They put a sign

798
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: up in their window or on the door. It says

799
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 1: middle cool students highlighted due to mistreatment of Tom's drive ins, property, guests,

800
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: and staff. You are no longer inside of the building

801
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: without parental supervision. For those who did not cause any

802
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: of the incidents, we are sorry for this. Inconvenience, you

803
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: may still purchase food through the walk up window now.

804
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: W f RV Local five news. Uh, they were saying

805
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: that this has been a problem because they've just been

806
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: acting out of pocket. So we're talking carving into booths,

807
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: drawing Genitalia with sharpie markers, making just a fucking mess

808
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: of the restaurant in bathroom, stealing soda, fighting with customers,

809
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: yelling profanities at the manager, even tattooing. So I think

810
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: they were using like jail house ship with pen ink

811
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: and needles, like when the like the only the wildest

812
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: middle schoolers do brush shout out to my homegirl Sarah,

813
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: who has like a smiley face to this day that

814
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: looks like a crying circle and it says, yeah, so anyway,

815
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: these so the cops didn't even call. They were just

816
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: trying to deal with it, and apparently they just they broke.

817
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: And I get it because if honestly, being a young

818
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: child with no job at a restaurant, like as a patron,

819
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: you do not know how to act, first of all,

820
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 1: because you're normally. For me, when I was in a restaurant,

821
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: I was with with my parents, and then the second

822
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm in there feeling like an adult, of course I'm

823
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: going to act out the dumbest ship. Well, six of

824
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: us are trying to spend thirteen dollars on fries and

825
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: then fighting over one drink. Yeah, totally. I remember when

826
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: I went. We used to always go to pizza Hut

827
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: because I lived in Perth in Scotland, so it was

828
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: like a small town. There's like one pizza hut that

829
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: like allowed all the kids in and we would get

830
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: a pizza. So I mean it was just kind of

831
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: where we would all hang out and I remember we

832
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: want we'd um get our like ice cream and pizza

833
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: and the chili flavors, the parmesan. We'd put it all

834
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: in one thing and it would be like I bet

835
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: you twenty pounds if you drink that, I'll give you

836
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: twenty pounds and all the guys are like, no way,

837
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: no way, and I was like, I'll try it, and

838
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed it. It tasted amazing. It was like

839
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: weirdly tasted like licorice. And then they were like they

840
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: almost didn't want to give it to me because I

841
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: was joying it. Another do it again? Why y'all had

842
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: a twenty pound note like that where you're like, yeah,

843
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: I got this on it. Yeah, I don't know. It

844
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: was probably a birthday or something. Okay, I'm just making Yeah.

845
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: I was like because I'm like, wait, what year was that?

846
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking the exchange rate? Yeah, that's big. I've never

847
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: seen math magic, Like what would happen when there was

848
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: like ten middle two early high schoolers at a restaurant

849
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: and the bill comes and everybody has put in twenty

850
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: and we're still fifty dollars short bill. Somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow,

851
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: Dion Scott, you, oh, you've forgot your wallet when we

852
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: went to Vitelo's before prom out of here, bro. I

853
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: still remember that ship and I was like, I only

854
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: had a salad, motherfucker, don't you were eating my motherfucking pizza?

855
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: Little too, Dion, Mine was friendlies in Centerville, Ohio. That's

856
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: where we used to function up. I lived there in

857
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: middle school and h R I p to friendlies. I

858
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: think they've gone out of business. Well, you know, so

859
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: sorry to the kids. You know, I got to learn

860
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: how to at least, you know, don't be I'm surprised

861
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: that they're tattooing each other. That was my favorite little detail.

862
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, of course kids are gonna draw dicks

863
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: on stuff and stick gum places and just be farting

864
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: up and screaming and doing dumb sh it. But like

865
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: the fact that like someone would look like is that

866
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: child tattooing the other one with? Just like bad kids

867
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin? Man. Uh Well, speaking about of business, Jesse

868
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: Taylor uh the influencer that called the cops on Instagram

869
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: for deleting her account. Uh. Yeah, So she had about

870
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand followers and then her Instagram was deactivated

871
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: when the quote haters reported her account. Maybe it had

872
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: something to do with racist ship, she said in past dreams. Anyways,

873
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: we we have some audio not of the right Well,

874
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: let me first just a little bit of background. So

875
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: there was an interview with her and Insider, and she,

876
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: first of all, was claiming that she was making five

877
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: thousand dollars over the last three years from her Instagram account.

878
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: How old is this true? Twenty one, maybe two or

879
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: something like that, and she was basically she said that

880
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: when the second that was taken away from her, she

881
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: had no other option but to phone the police because

882
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: it was a fucking it was a death. As she

883
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: describes it quote, I felt like it was a homicide,

884
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: like somebody murdered me and then went online to say

885
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: I murdered this girl. I don't even know what that mean.

886
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: I called. I called the police actually and told them

887
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: about this, and they said, you can't compare a murder

888
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: to this, and I was like, no, that's exactly what

889
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: it felt like. Okay. So then she goes on YouTube,

890
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 1: like right after her ship got deleted and just delivers

891
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 1: this this victim's monologue straight out of a Bizarro Lifetime film.

892
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what just listen to this, hey, guys. So, like,

893
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle in my Instagram account I deleted,

894
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 1: yet I am nothing without my following. I am nothing

895
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: without my following. I want to say to everybody that's

896
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: been reporting me day twice, because you're ruining by life.

897
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: When some of you guys have to realize this, I

898
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: have no skills, I have nofications. I can never work

899
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:41,479
Speaker 1: a normal job. I am worthless I have. I bring

900
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: nothing to the table, zero. I bring nothing to the

901
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: fucking table. When it comes to that, I always gonna

902
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: fight with people. I was getting data places like I'm

903
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: not work material. I will never be work material, So

904
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: stop fucking reporting me on mother fucking Instagram. The last

905
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: thing I want to do is be a fun I

906
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: must prostitute in the street doing that. That's just what

907
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: Norwegian stay to each other day. Today we cut that down. Uh.

908
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: There are moments where she said she was like she

909
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: worked at a strip club and claims she was a

910
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: prostitute for some of that time and then but there

911
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: are other parts to where she goes after working people.

912
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not like the fucking okay who you guys,

913
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: just go do your nine to five Okay. That's why

914
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: I moved to l A so I could do Instagram

915
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: because I'm not trying to live that boring life. And

916
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 1: then just comes at like working people. Uh So, clearly

917
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: the comments were not kind to her and even like

918
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: her and then her I g was restored and Instagram

919
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: said it was deactivated like in an error or something,

920
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: due to error or something. Now this is where I'm

921
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: become a little bit I'm a little dubious, okay, because

922
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: this is either the saddist indictment of the social media generation,

923
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: I think, or it is a very very clever marketing

924
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: thing because this has been written up so many times

925
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: on the pure face of Instagram. Influencer calls police because

926
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: account is deleted, and you get like everywhere from the

927
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: sun to motherfucking business inside, like everybody is writing about it.

928
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: So in a way, I'm like, that's a good way

929
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: to bring some attention to your account. Or I mean,

930
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: she was seemed like those tears were legit. It did, Yeah,

931
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: I mean, if it did seem like the pain of

932
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: someone who had it is the greatest, the most pathetic

933
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: and greatest performance since Bill Paxson and true lies. Yes,

934
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 1: she was basically and then like really does not do

935
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: much for defending yourself because every time she's like, I'm

936
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: not saying like okay, like that you're you're lame if

937
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: you have a job or whatever. She's like, but like

938
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: fun that I would never work a job, but you know, Jesse, Yeah,

939
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: I mean those are those all sound like good things

940
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 1: to consider as you decide, Okay, I need to broaden

941
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: my skill set maybe like the things she was saying,

942
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: It's like Jesus man, I don't get along with you.

943
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't get along with people, so I probably needed it,

944
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: like hit a therapist at least once a week. I

945
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: don't have any skills. I can't like go places without

946
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: getting thrown out. Yeah, like, yeah, those are all problems

947
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: that like you are using this Instagram thing to you know,

948
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: shield yourself from so let's and but also like I

949
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: don't know where she's gonna get any no one's gonna

950
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: feel bad for her, because there are plenty of people

951
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: with like legitimate disabilities who still go to work, who

952
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: still find a way to do things, and like this

953
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: is That's where I'm like, God, are we gonna have

954
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: to take care of these like young dumb kids were

955
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: just like I don't know, I don't want to work

956
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: because you see a lot of people like when she

957
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: said I moved to l A to do Instagram, I'm

958
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: like that struck a chord with me because I'm like,

959
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: this is this is sort of the mirage about this

960
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: city that peop do really believe because it's ship like

961
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: they see on keeping up with the Kardashians, like this

962
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: influencer really is a coveted career. Uh. And and then

963
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm like really worried when you see people are like

964
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: just shattered over this. And I don't know worse the

965
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 1: five thousand comes from, because I didn't see any sponsored polts.

966
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: And remember the first time I walked down Hollywood Boulevard

967
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: it was a rainy day and I like, I was like,

968
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: they never show this on TV. It is like a

969
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: hooker without the glitter. It's just all rotten teeth and

970
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: so creepy. Yeah. Yeah, no, there's a really bad drug problem,

971
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: yeah Los Angeles. Yeah. I mean, at the same time,

972
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: I do not want to say it's a generational thing

973
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: where generation they're probably smarter than millennials, who were smarter

974
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: than Gen X, who were smarter than the Baby boomers.

975
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: I think there's one in between there who's smarter than

976
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: my grandpa. Yeah, not smarter than any of our grandpa's.

977
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: They were the smart if you think about man, my

978
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: grandpa didn't go to college with his high school education,

979
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: knows more than people that will go to college. I

980
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, well, I just feel like just in general,

981
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: like the grasp of like there are things that I'm

982
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: surprised that people who graduate college just don't know, like

983
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: basic stuff, and I'm like, wow, the education system used

984
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: to be more robust back then. Yeah, but I feel like,

985
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: but anyway, I'm saying, my grandpa's as smart as guy

986
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: on Earth. I do feel like judging a generation by

987
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: their influencers. I just don't like, we didn't have the

988
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: baby boomer equivalent of somebody who got famous for just

989
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: being like an idiot, right, like they they were famous

990
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: in the UK they have like eight girls or like

991
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: the celebrities. But remember yeah, right, I feel like we

992
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: like the maybe the plus equivalent we've had is like

993
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: reality stars at this point. Yeah, reality ushered in the

994
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: era of of fame being the achievement rather than you'd

995
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 1: be came famous for achieving or for a talent. Yeah,

996
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 1: that that flipped around. Well, I mean I think it's

997
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: always sort of been getting there, but Reality TV just

998
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: blew that door open because now it's like, oh, yeah,

999
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: the person who screwed everyone over in that competition game show. Yeah, Like,

1000
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: well it's been a pleasure as always having you. Thanks

1001
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: for having me. Where can people find you on social media?

1002
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: Since finding you in person is going to be difficult

1003
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: since you're gonna be flying all over the damn place.

1004
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Um So I'm on Instagram and Twitter. Use Instagram more.

1005
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: I've got Facebook fan page. If people use that, they're

1006
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: both just Katia finger k A T I A K

1007
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: V I n G. I almost had to think for

1008
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: some of my own name that is not I am tired,

1009
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: and he did not. Yeah, I will post about shows. Um,

1010
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: I've kind of just been writing and filming, but I

1011
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: will eventually be doing more live shows a pop along

1012
00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: as we say, Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh,

1013
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, not tweet, but I saw an Instagram

1014
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: It was they had sped up the footage of the

1015
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Moon London and it's one of the best things I've

1016
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: seen where it was like they're like like bumping and right,

1017
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Um, Miles, where can people find you? Find me?

1018
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: Follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray

1019
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: tweet that I like, Uh it brought to my attention

1020
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: by a gang from at the real HINDI not individual

1021
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: When your displaying name you put me onto This tweet

1022
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: from at Andrew Channings Chamings. Yeah, we'll go with that.

1023
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: It says me. Do you think Chewbacca has pecks or

1024
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: a trail of tiny teets like a piglet uber driver?

1025
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: Why did you sit in the front? Hey, what do

1026
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: you think though Chewbacca got teezer pecks? It looks like

1027
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: he got pecks. Yeah, it looks like that, but that

1028
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: would be funny thought a third nipple, Yeah, where he's

1029
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: got the defined pecks and then like if you just

1030
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: pull the hair to the side, he got wild little

1031
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: teats on the apps, all like on his six pack

1032
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: each yeah, each pack. Great. As you know, I solved

1033
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: incredibly high nipples. Yes, so we want to talk about that.

1034
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: Called him schipples because around your shoulders shoulder nipples. Uh.

1035
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: Johnny Soon tweeted does it still count as a depression

1036
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: nap if it happens at PM and then you sleep

1037
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: for fifteen hours? Uh? Colin tweeted Benny Hanna style pizza

1038
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: restaurant where the chef is a big mustachio stereotype guy

1039
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: and he comes out and throws the dough in the

1040
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: air and says, mama mea and stuff. Maybe his adult

1041
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: son could come out at one point and he'd scream

1042
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: at him in front of you, Hey, what are you doing?

1043
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: That's so true, man, Benny Hut problem. That's the same ship.

1044
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,919
Speaker 1: Just like I was talking about the good Luck Bar

1045
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, Asian do what are the Chinatown themed bar? Like,

1046
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: come on, broke, we are the most oriental quote unquote,

1047
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: they're like oriental theme place. You know what that's um

1048
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: In the UK, if you go shopping like it, test

1049
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: goes the Sainsburase, they will have a section it's called

1050
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: Oriental food. Yeah. And I came out here and I

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Speaker 1: said to miss oriental food and they're like, you cannot

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Speaker 1: say that, And I was like, oh, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Like sorry, Well, if you had dominated that part of

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Speaker 1: the globe, you would say oriented too. And Andrew Thomas tweeted, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Miles and Jack, if you weren't impressed by the zoom

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Speaker 1: damn blurry picture of the black hole, check out the

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Speaker 1: zoomed out version. Much cooler. In my opinion, it is

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Speaker 1: much cooler. I was trying to find that ship last

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Speaker 1: week before reported uh and yeah, go find the zoomed

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Speaker 1: out version. It is really really cool, so check that.

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Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at daily z Eyegeis.

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Speaker 1: Were at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have fit

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Speaker 1: book campage on a website Daily zi guys dot com

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Speaker 1: where we post episodes in our foot nowhere were link

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Speaker 1: off the information that we've talked about today's episode, as

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Speaker 1: well as the song we ride out on mysos. This

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Speaker 1: is from shag Ghetto and Zo Loopers called a two D.

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Speaker 1: Shaghetto is a dope producer I think from Detroit, maybe

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Speaker 1: not anyway, I know he's a Japanese Japanese American man.

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Speaker 1: He makes the sick beats. But this is no difference.

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Speaker 1: So get your get your week starting off with the

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Speaker 1: beats raps. All right, we're gonna ride out on that.

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Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily

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Speaker 1: podcast and we will talk to you guys then by

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Speaker 1: a pocket pocket. I'm hoping on the mind on the

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Speaker 1: imp on my mind, on the on the mission. Why

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Speaker 1: you want to go on with death on me? Made

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Speaker 1: me work around like I gotta best on me. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna hand, but it hexts on me for the hecks

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Speaker 1: on me. But the mess on me made me walk

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Speaker 1: around like me because the pitch want to child like deathing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to paint. I'm ast