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Speaker 1: Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.

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Speaker 1: At some point you decide that you want to go home. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: your spouse says, I want to stay out a little more.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you just leave? Well, you leave, sure,

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Speaker 1: and you let them stay and they don't come home

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Speaker 1: till the next morning. What yes schedule? You probably have

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Speaker 1: a few questions for them. Thankfully, the police are about

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Speaker 1: to call you and fill you in on the blanks

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Speaker 1: and tell you what really happened after you left the party.

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Speaker 1: At least that's what happens in this joke. When we

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Speaker 1: do a phone tap funny Joffre. Right, you can decide

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Speaker 1: it's happening right now. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Nicole Mark.

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Speaker 2: This is she. Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the County Police.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you sure you want Nicole Mark?

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Speaker 1: I didn't call you by accident. We had a report

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Speaker 1: recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.

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Speaker 1: I assume you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: I do not. I don't a key party. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what that is.

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Speaker 1: So you're laughing already. You think this is funny.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't laugh. That was just like a nervous chuckle.

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Speaker 2: I guess because I don't know what a key party is.

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Speaker 1: It's not a little bit guilty to me already.

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Speaker 2: I just answered the phone, and don't I don't what.

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Speaker 1: I'm just reading you as i'm reading you. But you know,

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Speaker 1: key parties, you throw your keys in a bucket or

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Speaker 1: a hat, tops start coming off, you take home a

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Speaker 1: new friend, that type of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh like, Oh, I did not know that's what

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Speaker 2: that was called. Okay, but you really, I really know

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Speaker 2: you have the wrong person because I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: So right, when you were in college, did you major

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Speaker 1: in acting or are you just an expert at BS?

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Speaker 1: Because last Friday night there was a neighborhood party at

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Speaker 1: the residence three houses down from you. Yes, yes, we

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Speaker 1: were there. Okay, so you admit you attended the party.

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Speaker 2: We were there at a party which was not a

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Speaker 2: key party at least when I was there.

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Speaker 1: I must have been one of the people who snuck

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Speaker 1: out the back when we showed up.

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Speaker 2: I didn't sneak anywhere. I left from the front door

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Speaker 2: at nine thirty because I needed to get home earlier

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Speaker 2: than my husband.

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Speaker 1: So excuse me? Are you giving me attitude right now?

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Speaker 2: What? No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: This is an investigation. I would appreciate your cooperation investigation.

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Speaker 2: This was just a regular party. There were no keys.

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Speaker 2: I do not know what you are talking about here.

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Speaker 1: I already have it on tape.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing here.

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Speaker 1: I already have it on tape. You admitting that you

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Speaker 1: were there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was there, but there were no keys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And your husband was there. You said, what time

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Speaker 1: did he get home that night?

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Speaker 2: Well, actually he didn't.

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Speaker 1: He went ah aha, what he.

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Speaker 2: Drank too much in a neighborhood party, No big deal,

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Speaker 2: that's funny.

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Speaker 1: His mugshot says different mugshot.

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Speaker 2: What are you even talking about? He came on the next.

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Speaker 1: Morning, apparently after you left. At some point the party

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Speaker 1: got out of control and a furry lama was looking

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Speaker 1: to pleasure a frisky bumble bit and let me just say,

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Speaker 1: more than his stinger was out. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 1: all the report.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me. I'm telling you there was no Joan

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Speaker 2: has parties like that. You must have the wrong house

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Speaker 2: or something. This did not happen in our neighborhood. I'm sorry, No.

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Speaker 1: We caught your husband being carried out the front door

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Speaker 1: like a baby by one of your neighbors. His name

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Speaker 1: was all Check. It says Brad Brad.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: Neither one had pants on.

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that actually happened, that my husband

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Speaker 2: and Brad were pantless after.

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Speaker 1: This, I'm reading it to you right now. I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting you know. Both of them were charged, along with

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Speaker 1: some of the other perverted guests and attendance.

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Speaker 2: True, was it?

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Speaker 1: Oh he didn't tell you? Why don't you know? Calling

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Speaker 1: from the police station.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm speculating here. He's probably a little

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Speaker 1: bit embarrassed by his actions.

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Speaker 2: Embarrassed and crap you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's illegal,

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Speaker 1: like you were saying, wasn't illegal. I'm just I'm an officer.

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Speaker 1: I have a job to do. But personally, you know,

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Speaker 1: when my badge comes off, I'll let you know. I'm

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Speaker 1: a big boy and I do whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say to you.

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Speaker 1: All I'm looking for is an address for the next event.

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Speaker 1: Just give me the first three digits and I'll figure

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Speaker 1: out the words.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Right now? You want the address door.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to arrest anybody. I just want to

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Speaker 1: come as a participant rather than a police officer.

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Speaker 2: I can't even process anything you're telling me right now.

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Speaker 1: Please, man, don't pretend like the basement isn't flooded. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I work.

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Speaker 2: Out know what you're talking about. Right now, you need

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Speaker 2: to get off my phone.

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Speaker 1: Talking about your husband, Micah, setting you up for a

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Speaker 1: prank call? That's what this.

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Speaker 2: Is, setting me up for a Did you just say

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Speaker 2: prank call?

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Speaker 1: I did? Now you're listening because my real name is

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Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: This is a phone tel I told you enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that for sure. I'm truthfully, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that either. He just said that he ended up

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Speaker 1: crashing at your friend's place the other night and thought

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Speaker 1: we could mess with you. Oh, Micah, Oh is he?

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Speaker 2: Oh? He's in more trouble now than if he did

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Speaker 2: get arrested.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure he doesn't own any sexy bumblebee outfits

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Speaker 1: in that closet anywhere?

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Speaker 2: For Halloween?

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Speaker 1: And he pulls the stinger out for special occasions.

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Speaker 2: Every morning. Phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,