WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Over My Lifeless Corpse" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:29.360 Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:36.560 In the air everyway, The Fifth Hour with Me, Big 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:40.400 Ben and Danny g We slide into a. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:47.640 Sunday Sundays Sunday and welcome in. Seventh day of the 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.560 month of April four to seven is the day and 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:55.840 National Beer Day today, so celebrate National Beer Day responsibly. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.400 Wish you could argue you every night on the Overnight 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:06.000 Show is National Beer Night. But today's National Beer Day. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.960 And it is mail bag time. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.839 Into the mail bag we go, Danagy, Are you ready 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.639 for the mail bag? 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:24.119 Fired up? Ohio? Well, it's this mail bag. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:35.200 Very good. These are actual questions by actual listeners to 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.720 the show. You can send these in right now. You 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.759 do not have to wait. You don't have to wait 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.800 for me to put something out on social media. We 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.720 do the mail bag most Sundays unless we have a 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.120 bank show. If we have a bank show, we do 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.040 not do the mailbag. But other than that we usually 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.600 do the mailbag, and sometimes even when we have a 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.960 bank show, we do a mail bag anyway. But Real 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.360 fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour gmail 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.880 dot com, all letters, no numbers, Real fifth Hour gmail 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.160 dot com if we'd like to send a question in 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:11.760 first one this week comes from Joey in Boise. All right, 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.880 I don't think we've ever gotten an email from Boise. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:18.520 I don't recall. Maybe we have, but I don't remember it. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.720 Do you know there that the locals pronounced the s 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.440 so I did. Really a friend of mine who's lived 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.480 there for the past twenty years she corrected me. She's like, 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.959 it's not Boise with a Z, It's Boise. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:34.799 And I was like, Oh, are you busting my balls? 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:36.880 No, No, not at all. A lot of people don't 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.959 know that. We you know, we've all been I don't 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:42.280 know that. Yeah, we've all been conditioned to say Boise. Yeah, 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:47.280 I was in Boise state, yeah, Boise, right, but the 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:48.320 locals say it like that. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:54.880 Who knows se joe you inspired some conversation here. I 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.200 know there's a lot of law enforcement that retired to 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:58.880 Idaho from southern California. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.160 I know that some masters too build homes out there. 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:08.480 Yeah, some beautiful land there, and I liked that Idaho. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:13.040 You've got that upper part of Idaho which is stuck 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:17.280 between Washington and Montana. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:21.640 Right Yeah, yeah, really that dude. They're right outside of 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:27.160 Jackson Hole, Wyoming, in between there and Idaho the border. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:32.519 It is beautiful, rolling green hills with big, big properties built. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.760 The homes are just gorgeous and the properties are dope. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.560 That's cool. There was a guy that was the trainer 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.280 for the Dodgers when I was doing Dodgers Talk named 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:45.440 Stan Johnston and he was big in Jackson Hole, Wyoming 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.200 and loved it there. I think he's living there. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:48.600 I don't know. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.960 I lost contact with him, but just said amazing things 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:57.080 about Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Anyway, Joy and Boise says Ben 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.600 and Daddy. I wanted to get your guys thoughts on this. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:04.080 A fell little podcaster is campaigning to get Red Panda 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:09.640 into the Basketball Hall of Fame? Do you support uh 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:10.960 those efforts? 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.760 So? Do you? 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.400 I'm assuming that doesn't ring it? Does that ring a 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:25.640 Bell Danny Red Panda. Red Panda is that's the red moose. No, 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.400 Red red Panda. When I tell you who this person is, 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:34.559 you'll know right away. Red Panda is the woman who 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:39.280 was originally from China who at halftime of NBA games 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:45.600 rides a very oversized unicycle and tosses ceramic bulls on 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.040 her head and she balances them on her head and 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:51.440 her feet and all that. That's her name. Her stage 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.839 name is Red Panda. I don't think that's her actual name. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.560 So so Joey, first of all, thanks, just looked it up. Margaret. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:04.360 That's her mom's name. But now, Joey, listen, thank you 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.920 for listening. Number one, I appreciate that. Tell friends, we 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.840 need more people from Idaho, So thank you for that. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.000 I know we're the show's on there and yeah number yeah, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.839 they have a nice affiliate for us there. Yeah yeah. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:16.080 Yeah. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.800 So but anyway, Joey, to answer your question, thank you. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:25.719 I do support Red Panda because Red Panda the first 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.640 ever play she performed at an NBA game was. 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:29.360 A Clipper game. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.039 Fun fact, Red Panda made her debut at a Clipper game. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.320 I think that was at the Sports Arena and explains 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:38.880 why she's not in the Hall of Fame yet? How 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.800 dare you so that's number two? They'll put anyone in 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.479 the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame, have you. I do 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:50.120 the joke partly because of alf the Alien Opiner, who 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.159 is in Springfield, mass just down the street from the 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:57.440 Pro Bouncy Ball Hall of Fame. But Muffett McGraw, who 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.320 is in the Pro Basketball of Fame. But it's not 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.320 even the like. I'm not saying she shouldn't be in there. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.200 It's just a fun name to say. But they'll put 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.240 European coaches in you've never heard of, like coach Day 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.120 junior high school Russian basketball team to a championship and 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.640 made some global impact, and they'll put them in. But 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:20.320 in terms of fan enjoyment, you put sports riders and 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:24.679 TV people and radio people in the Basketball Hall of Fame. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:31.000 Red Panda is one of the great entertaining acts at 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.800 halftime in the NBA, So why shouldn't she She's been 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.159 doing that for twenty something years. Why shouldn't she be 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.040 able to get in the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.279 So I stand with Red Panda. I ride in my unicycle, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:51.560 my oversized cartoonish unicycle with Red Panda. I do, Danny, 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.160 you want to disagreepe you want to play Devil's advocate? 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:55.839 No, I was just gonna say. I mean, if she 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.320 deserves to be in, then I want to put Rocky, 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.880 the mascot for the Denver Nuggets, into the Hall of Fame. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.240 Just that one night. Yeah, Yeah, came down. 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:08.240 Yeah for the simple fact that he passed out it's costume, 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:12.520 and they lowered his dead, lifeless corpse down to the court, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.640 and then the and then the Nugget dancers all danced 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.720 to the around his dead body. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.800 So good, all these beautiful women shaking their behinds while 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.880 uh dear, old Rockies corps is coming from. 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:30.480 The Rocky mouth to mouth and they were shaking their asses. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:34.640 It was like the most uplifting semi funeral you've ever had. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.840 The Rocky uh dead bodies. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:40.240 Uh you know who else should be in the pro 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.960 Bouncy Ball Hall of Fame. Here's another one I want 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.640 to see If you remember this one, Dan, you might not. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.120 There was a guy that used to perform NBA halftime 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:52.400 who was like a Michael Jackson. He's doing a Michael 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:58.440 Jackson show, but he had four dummies on these metal bars. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:02.040 Yeah, yeah, I do what I'm talking about. Remember that guy, Yeah. 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.280 Guy was awesome. I don't remember his name. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:04.840 I don't know. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.360 I just I saw him perform at Clipper games and 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.520 I leave. I don't know they did a Laker game. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:10.960 Maybe. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.720 I don't think the Lakers would allow someone to like 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.600 that at their arena. But it must have been just 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.080 the Clippers. But I saw him several times and he 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.040 was really good, and it. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:19.360 Was it was. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.920 It was so crazy and silly that you had to 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.760 stop and watch. So I'd put once Red Pandas in 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.040 the pro Bouncy Ball Hall of Fame, I'd put I'd 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.680 put that guy if we can find it, I'd put 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:31.000 him in. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.560 The Yeah Hall of See, let's see if somebody knows 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:38.200 his name here? Yeah, Oh dang it. It comes up 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.040 on Reddit, but it doesn't say his name. It's just 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.480 people flashing back talking about him. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.959 Oh. I was iconic. Remember all the mannequins were on 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:50.640 like sticks. Yeah, and they were all cool, intertwined and 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.160 it was it was cool. It's like it wasn't the 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.960 King of pop, he was the King of Annequin. But 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.559 that's fine. Stephen Vermont writes in on the mail bag. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.200 He says, uh, it been, and Danny, I love of 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.880 the Overnight Show, and Ben, I'm a fan of the 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.839 wacky game shows that you guys do. Can you please explain, though, 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:12.840 why you get consistently horrible game show contestants. You never 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:16.400 seem to have anyone good. That's from Steve and Vermont. Well, Steve, 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:21.960 that's an exaggeration. I would put Uncle Moe from Brooklyn 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.880 against anyone. I would put Justin in Cincinnati before he 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:31.760 became addicted to certain substances against anyone in terms of knowledge. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.400 Even occasionally a guy like Jed who fled when he's 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:40.520 slowing down whatever pharmaceuticals he's taking very good. But when 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:44.600 we have people that are not regulars, what often happens, 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:50.280 I am convinced is stage fright, flop sweat. That these 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.360 guys are all great. Every one of them is like, oh, 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.720 I get all the questions right when I'm listening to 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.120 the show, and then they get on the air and 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:01.720 it's oh, they get all nervous, they get the willies 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:05.360 and they can't handle it. So either that or it's 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.160 an act of sabotage Danny from my producers. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.559 I wish I could pull off those suits. Oh, I 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:15.520 found the guy ben He goes by the Amazing Christopher. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.000 No, I don't that's Amazing Christopher out there. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.320 That's it shows. It shows. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.719 Uh, yes, I thought that was I thought that was 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.079 a magician. Maybe maybe not. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.079 Oh let me see on YouTube look at the Amazing 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:31.680 Christopher as Michael Jackson. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.840 All right, you know it does say that is there 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:37.640 a magician named the Amazing Christopher? Though I thought there was. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:39.080 I never heard of that guy. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.880 Okay, maybe I made it up. Maybe it was just something. 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:47.640 Oh yeah, it says dancing puppeteer, Amazing Christopher. Good internet 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:52.240 research by you. Oh, he's got the village people there. Yeah, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:57.680 he's got his website, Amazing Christopher dot com. He says, 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.000 welcome to the side of the legendary dancing puppet. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:00.320 Here. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:06.320 Christophers reformed for two US presidents, British Royalty and Prince 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:08.440 Raynier of Monaco. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.400 Wow, should say NBA Hall of Fame right there in 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:12.880 his bio. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.320 He got to start as the opening act on the 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.400 Eddie Murphy Raw tour in nineteen eighty seven. 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.880 Oh, that is crazy. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:26.880 He also opened for Jay Leno, George Carlin, and Natalie 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.520 Cole to name a few past thirty years, he's been 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:36.960 delighting audiences at corporate events, NBA Baseball, et cetera. That's 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:41.720 pretty cool. He got the village people got the Michael 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:48.120 Jackson's the one I remember Bruno Mars dancing Darth he did. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:49.600 Oh that's pretty good. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.400 Oh I see, Yeah, he's Darth Vader and he's got 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:53.960 stormtroopers on each side. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:55.680 That is. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.720 This guy's good. The one I recall though, I saw 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.520 he used to only do the Michael Jackson that was 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.560 his go to. I'm gonna I'm gonna click on this. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.320 I'm wondering if there's more than one guy that does this. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.280 Maybe he had competition. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:15.120 As well. I thought it was a magician named the 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:21.960 Amazing Christopher, but that, oh man, the Magic Johnson or 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:26.000 the Michael Jackson Jackson five outstanding. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:27.680 Is he still doing it? He must be. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:28.560 Is this his website? 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:30.480 Yeah, he looks like he's still active. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.040 Wow, this guy's worked with some big time people over 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.640 the years. Too good for him. How much does it 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:41.600 cost to book him? See, he's got always got a production. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.679 That would be amazing to have him at the next 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:44.640 mallor meet and greet. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.360 Yeah, it'd be great, who's who's the entertainment there? Or hey, 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.240 we could have the Ugly Sweater Party. We could have 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:54.679 the amazing Christopher perform at the Ugly Sweater Party. Got 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.880 a big time agency. Looks like he's in seven oh two. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.439 That's Vegas, right, and that the Vegas it sure is. Yeah, 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.839 so he's in Vegas. Does corporate appearances? 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:06.840 Oh? 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:11.199 Good for him. Yeah, that's all the guy does. Well, 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.640 you find you get a niche. You get a niche, 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.880 and you can just ride that niche. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.120 I'm sure he has a podcast too. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.440 Of course I should get him on the podcast. You 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.800 know what, I want to see if he's a I'm 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.520 gonna contact him. I'm gonna see if we can get 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.240 him on Boom. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:26.960 That would be good. 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:31.199 I would love to talk to him, eh, I. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:36.439 Bet he's got some interesting stories to tell. Yeah. And 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:40.840 did Michael Jackson ever see his performance when MJ was alive? 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.760 Yeah, it's a great, great question, Like he what was 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.680 you know in the NBA player? I saw? 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:48.559 I really liked it. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:57.360 Oh there's photos of him with presidents on here. Oh 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.920 that's pretty, that's pretty Nilo. See if he wants to 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.760 on the podcast, you know, the podcast will which you 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.600 do low. If he turns us down, you owe me 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:14.600 fifteen thousand dollars. Though, Man, did I think I answered 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:15.720 Steven Vermont's question? 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:16.679 Right? We got you did? 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:16.959 Yeah? 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:17.559 We did all right? 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.080 Kurt from Tucson writes in he says, guys, did you 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:24.360 see that Jennifer Lopez was accused of not voicing Jenny 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:29.480 from the Block? Okay, let's guess. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.920 Who then said that? 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:37.200 One of the says another singer, a backup singer, came 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:41.320 forward to claim she got paid to do the vocals, 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.960 and then Kurt says, have you ever used a guest 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.880 to voice one of your Malard monologues? Yes, Kurt, yes, 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:53.880 I usually take Fridays and Mondays off. So we don't 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.320 we do AI, right, Dan, we don't do. We used 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.600 to do vocal We had an impersonator. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:02.760 Yeah, but we JT the Brick does a really good Mallard. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:06.200 So it used to be JT when we needed a 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:09.120 fill in for you. But yeah, yeah, we had we had, 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.040 we for real. But he doesn't sound no, no, no, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.760 he does too much cocaine too. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:16.480 Yeah, even on the podcast. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:22.120 Yeah, allegedly too horse of a voice to impersonate you. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:27.080 Yeah, that's funny. Frankie writes in from Parts Unknown, you'll 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:30.000 put your name if you want credit, says, are you 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.240 guys starting to buy toilet paper and water because of 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:42.480 the bird flu pandemic that's coming? Uh no, Frankie, I'm 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.640 not loading up. I'm not hoarding toilet paper and water. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.960 I'm good and uh yeah, I can't wait for the 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.000 two senior hours. They're gonna let us have it grocery 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.560 stores and Target every morning though, what was it? It 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.080 was like seven to nine am. Remember when only seniors 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.520 were allowed in the store. Yeah, you and I finally 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:03.040 qualify now this time around. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:07.520 It's exciting where we finally reached our pinnacle. And my 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.680 favorite is spending forty five minutes online at Costco to 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:14.680 go in and spend money at Costco waiting online in 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.760 the parking lot. That's my fondest memory of shopping that 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.720 and going into the grocery store and there will being 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:25.760 no meat at all, the whole frozen section completely empty. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.200 Yeah. My favorite part was how all the vitamins and 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:34.480 supplements were untouched, but all the water and toilet paper 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:35.000 was gone. 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.120 And pop ups they were all gone. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.200 Yeah you popped up, but assholes couldn't take some vitamins 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:41.520 to stay healthy. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.560 Miami Mike writes in on the mail bag. He says, 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.520 there was a video this week of an alligator climbing 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:56.400 up and over a chain link fence here in Florida. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:03.160 He says, is this impressive or is that a nightmare? 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.880 Says? Can it be both? Yeah? 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.320 Yeah, I think I'm gonna go both on that. Right. 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:10.679 Did you have you seen this video? 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:12.280 I have not seen this. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.520 No. Yeah, So it's like a it's it's like a 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.720 little alligator. It's not like a full size, but I 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.280 guess it's it's like to me, it looks like a 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.440 it's not an eight foot two thousand pound alligator. 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.040 Oh this is not impressive then. 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:27.399 But it's like a mid size. But it's still climbed 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.920 a chainlink fence. It's cuss those little alligator arms, Danny, 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:32.920 and he was able to climb the fence. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:37.800 That's you know. No, Well, could you guesstimate the size 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:42.840 of this guy? Does he look like a teenager? I'm 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:46.520 gonna say teenagers are really good at jumping fences and 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.119 you know, sneaking out of the house and things like that, 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.520 So teen does it. It's like, eh, an old, big 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.840 fat gator doing it, though, I'd be like, damn. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.320 Yes, it's not a it's not a fat gator. It's 0:17:58.280 --> 0:17:59.920 let me see here. I'm gonna send you the video 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:05.480 hole on mad Me find the link. I just entertain yourself. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.480 There as Yeah. I made the mistake one time on 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.879 Animal Thunderdome way back in the day of there was 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:15.600 a spider. Remember when Houston flooded. Yes, somebody took somebody 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:19.200 took a very deceiving picture of a spider that was 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.720 in one of the running lakes there, and the way 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.000 they positioned the camera and the angle it made it 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.080 look like the spider was like the size of a 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:32.080 small puppy, and and it went viral. Everybody was like, 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:34.440 look at this spider, it's the size of a cat. 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:36.760 And so I get on the air and I talk 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.960 about the picture of the spider, and I texted it 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:44.400 to everybody, and wouldn't you know a listener wrote into 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:46.920 the show and said, take a closer look at that 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:51.919 big spider. It's it's the angle somebody used. It's actually 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.359 just a regular kind of you know, maybe like the 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:58.440 size of a tarantula, like like a big tarantula. But 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:01.800 I was here, I was live on the air, describing 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:07.320 it as the size of a Puppyferff Clay had a 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.760 fetal day. He called me out on He tortured me 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:12.000 for weeks about the puppy spider. 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:15.560 By the way, I just looked at the video here 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:18.200 that Mike sent and I sent it to you, Danny. 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:21.240 But it's actually I guess, he says, Mike. It went 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:25.240 viral this week, but it's actually an old video. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.240 This tricks people from time to time. 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.720 Yeah, yeah, so, Mike, I I mean it's still I 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:33.120 had not seen it before, so for me, it's new, 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.200 but it's actual the video, the link you sent is 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:37.160 an old link, Mike. 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.200 So but you got me. 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:40.760 I already talked about it. 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.160 So to answer the question, the gator is old. 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.560 Now, that's right, that's that gate has probably been eaten 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:50.840 by this point time, Alf from the Cheap Seat says, boys, 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.680 is there any sound better than the crack of a 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:59.400 wooden bat striking a baseball? And he says there, here's 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.520 a cogestion for when the next pandemic hits. My brother 0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:07.800 told told me that there's such thing as professional pillow 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:14.560 fighting on the four letter Yeah, the pillow fighting's fine. 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:16.760 I want to do that slap league. I like that 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:21.000 Dana White slope. That's pretty cool. Wouldn't bat greatest sounds 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:25.119 of sports for one thousand? Danny the wooden bat, the 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.560 sound of a ball going through a net, swishing through 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:28.920 a net. 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:33.440 Yeah, yeah, in basketball, and remember the Lingerie Football League. 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:35.000 How could you forget it? 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.040 And that's what the pillow fighting thing sounds like. It 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:41.840 should be women in nineties hitting each other in the 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:43.280 face with pillows. 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:46.080 Which would be mussy TV if they're attractive. If not, 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:49.040 it would not be mussy TV. But that would be 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:54.080 pretty good. Other sounds that would be the ball through 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:58.479 the net you got in football, a bone crushing hit, 0:20:58.520 --> 0:20:59.639 which you don't really get that much. 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:02.879 Yeah, you don't hear that a lot, I guess, you know. 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:08.040 I would say when I'm listening to Harlan on Westwood One, 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:11.920 you know, and he calls a touchdown, that's one of 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:15.240 the greatest sounds in sports to me. And you know, Harlan, 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:16.120 he goes crazy. 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:18.439 Yeah he's a listener. That's crazy too. 0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:18.720 Yeah. 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:23.240 The big Super Bowl back there back in Vegas, that's. 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:24.680 A sound of the game. I know it's not you 0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:27.399 know from equipment, but I guess from a microphone that 0:21:27.520 --> 0:21:31.800 counts for sure. How about Serena like grunting and hitting 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:34.840 the ball? Yeah, that sound off a fast serve. 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.280 When I covered basketball back in the day, I do 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:41.040 some interviews sometimes before the game, and in the ambient 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:43.639 background noise, you hear the screeching of the of the 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:49.600 sneakers on the court. You hear the rhythmic dribbling dribbled, dribble, dribble, 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.120 but there'd be a squeaking sneakers in the back. 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.000 Do you know? That is one reason why my wife 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:57.880 he does not like basketball on in the living room. 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:03.360 She hates the sound of the squeaking shoes miss Aphonia. Yeah, yeah, 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:05.440 she doesn't like it at all. She's like, can you 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:08.199 just watch the fourth quarter? That's the squeaking shoes are 0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:10.879 getting on my nursery. She'll watch Laker games with me, 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.680 and she likes basketball. But if I have the volume 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:15.320 up too high, she's like, can you turn it down 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:17.960 a little bit. It's the one weird thing she has 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:18.640 with sports. 0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:22.720 Interesting, it's like the chewing thing my wife. 0:22:23.400 --> 0:22:25.640