Speaker 1: Forever. Look mad, oh, I see you? Why why and
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness ding
Speaker 1: Dong calling. Can I tell you what this episode is
Speaker 1: going to be? Yes, mad foppish, Mad fopish. I was
Speaker 1: actually thinking it's got the sway the phase, the phase
Speaker 1: are in the building, and I was saying to myself,
Speaker 1: foppish could return to the cultural Like I've been saying
Speaker 1: foppish for years. You have and I think maybe the
Speaker 1: first time I ever heard the word fop was coming
Speaker 1: from your mouth. Thank you, and you to find no
Speaker 1: fop means you know a man it's gender um, a
Speaker 1: man who you know where's really colorful things? And actually
Speaker 1: what did I say about him? Well, dude, do you
Speaker 1: want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes?
Speaker 1: And this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately,
Speaker 1: Dragon quest date. They have descriptions for the monsters. My
Speaker 1: eyeball fell out. Um, Look, they have descriptions with the
Speaker 1: monsters and there's there's a monster that's a fox with
Speaker 1: a fencing, fox with a with a cultures to hat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, I have to pull bring it up.
Speaker 1: This is the new mascot for last culture Rest, and
Speaker 1: they described in the game the fox as being a
Speaker 1: foppish fox. Fish fox. Look, I'm telling no, it's a
Speaker 1: fencing fox. But look, isn't that the culture resta hat
Speaker 1: that is literally the cultures it actually is. And like
Speaker 1: the description. Everyone looking us up dragon quest wiki, look
Speaker 1: at the fencing fox, the fencing fox, and the description
Speaker 1: is oh, but the description was this foppish fox likes
Speaker 1: to jab a sword in your face. So they gave
Speaker 1: the animated fox a sexuality, a sexuality, are just a
Speaker 1: startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? Is that
Speaker 1: whenever I'm playing the game, you go, are you playing?
Speaker 1: Butterfly man? He go? When I when I play the game,
Speaker 1: you go, are you playing? When I'm playing the game,
Speaker 1: he go, playing, husband, are you what are you playing about?
Speaker 1: The wild? No, it's called the Zelda and and this
Speaker 1: is man named Link, And this is straight. I will
Speaker 1: say this. I think it's actually revolutionary that we have
Speaker 1: the game of Zelda and we have Lincoln that's the
Speaker 1: protagonist of the game, but we call it the Legend
Speaker 1: of Zelda. I think that is actually I need them
Speaker 1: to make the way they make a damn Luigi mansion.
Speaker 1: Zelda is our stock. Well, you can play Zelda in
Speaker 1: um Super Smash Brothers. But who's counting? I want a
Speaker 1: game I can count to ten. I love the musical
Speaker 1: way you did that one. Who the funk are these people?
Speaker 1: These are truly to fop. You need to put our
Speaker 1: swords in your face like that, like that, fox bitch,
Speaker 1: two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way.
Speaker 1: If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't
Speaker 1: you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents
Speaker 1: were in town? I don't care, and so instead you
Speaker 1: drove them to theater district and didn't see the sha
Speaker 1: because of the blackout iconic blackout. No, no, no, we
Speaker 1: are blacked out tonight New York Cities Dark Share Show.
Speaker 1: We'll not come on now. You can take out break tonight.
Speaker 1: Stephanie j. Block is not in that Sean, She's no,
Speaker 1: She's like the She's the star Share like right right right?
Speaker 1: They love to do now like Jukebox Musical with three
Speaker 1: a three actresses. That was Donna Summer thing. Really, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we have someone we have a guest who
Speaker 1: was She's returning to the studio because she clearly forgot something.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I was thinking? You know who sneakily?
Speaker 1: Sneakily is a four time job host? Has anyone else
Speaker 1: done four four now and have been on? Would you
Speaker 1: count co hosting as being a guest. Yeah, okay, you're
Speaker 1: you're heavily feature. Heavily feature. It's a heavy feature. I
Speaker 1: just don't want Josh to walk away with this title,
Speaker 1: with the superlative with the only reason I'm walking away
Speaker 1: is if you make any cuts, no cuts to this episode.
Speaker 1: Actually it's a rule. I will actually fight for the gun,
Speaker 1: zero cut nothing. No one joined you in that. I
Speaker 1: didn't need anybody to. He is in a mood right now.
Speaker 1: I'm a co host, ram Rod straight poster to see
Speaker 1: three time guests one time ready to pack its truly
Speaker 1: didn't even introduce you. We're not introduced. These are my
Speaker 1: two favorite people. I was not at their show, sadly
Speaker 1: because my parents were in town and they would not
Speaker 1: have enjoyed it because they are you know, I think
Speaker 1: it's problematic that you say that they're your two favorite people.
Speaker 1: I'm right here. I mean I said too much. That
Speaker 1: was overcorrect You're actually being overcorrected. Okay, so these are
Speaker 1: my two favorite people on the Milky Way in this
Speaker 1: very room. Actually, please welcome into your ears, Josh Sharp
Speaker 1: and Aaron Jackson. Can I actually guys a question? Actually
Speaker 1: it's really important. Yes, Like I said, what you said,
Speaker 1: what animated characters? And then did all video video which
Speaker 1: are which are animated? So what's the point here? I
Speaker 1: just thought maybe I thought Yogi bearer or something. You know,
Speaker 1: that's where my mind. What's Yogi bear sexuality? Yogi is
Speaker 1: straight or new? You know that's live action, don't don't
Speaker 1: you what were gonna say? I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: gonna you were going to be a questioned by me
Speaker 1: and then you were going to say something I hope
Speaker 1: in return. Um, So we of course say Josh sharpon
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson, and we are commonly billed as Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: And how does it feel for the people that come second? Now?
Speaker 1: I think we often, I think we say Aaron Jackson
Speaker 1: Josh Sharp. But then when you do just first Josh
Speaker 1: and Aaron, I think that's what happens for us off
Speaker 1: Laron Jackson, Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is
Speaker 1: that just like the way it hits your ear? Josh
Speaker 1: and Aaron does have a better sort of Josh And
Speaker 1: to me, you're Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson Aaron Jackson
Speaker 1: because Aaron Jackson is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe sharp.
Speaker 1: Now for us, we it's always Matt first, I believe
Speaker 1: Matt Roger. Yes, Matt bowing Mat, it's ever Bowen and
Speaker 1: Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and I think
Speaker 1: when I think yeah, I think to syllable rattle sounds
Speaker 1: better at the end. Yes, yes, yes, Okay, who knew
Speaker 1: this is going to be an English class lesson? Did
Speaker 1: you did? Did the boys go out after the show
Speaker 1: last day called Metropolitans? Metropolitan? Were the backyard moment interesting?
Speaker 1: And then they closed? And actually at one now I
Speaker 1: had it was midnight and maybe on the on the weekend,
Speaker 1: maybe they give you a one. That's one. And so
Speaker 1: by the time it close, I think all of us
Speaker 1: went know, we've had our moment. We went home. It's
Speaker 1: actually rather nice. Well, you know how it gets, um,
Speaker 1: you know how it gets It gets very um. My husband,
Speaker 1: he say, they load, when they load you in and
Speaker 1: all in that little shoe box, it feels very like, yeah,
Speaker 1: your way to the your way to hell to the hell,
Speaker 1: tough piggies to slaughter, honestly, little piggies to get hot
Speaker 1: and tighten that little bar, and then you know, people
Speaker 1: like us clear out and if you wait till like
Speaker 1: one thirty, it's fine, but that's a tough thirty. That's
Speaker 1: the thing about that's the moment when you go to Rosemont.
Speaker 1: Rose mode is a little different and you sort of
Speaker 1: invite it because the children are there and they're drunk
Speaker 1: as hell, and you're like, well, it has to be
Speaker 1: like this. I hadn't been to Rosemat for a long time.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, has a really fun dance floor, and then
Speaker 1: when I finally went, I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: single tile. Yeah, sure, music is fine. Yeah, I like Rosemot.
Speaker 1: I just I'll go so far to say I love it.
Speaker 1: When people were like that a great dance floor, I
Speaker 1: was imagining not like a three dollar bill, but like
Speaker 1: like a Barracuda has like it feels like your friend
Speaker 1: having your friends and your friend who really didn't have
Speaker 1: a lot of money. This is where they had their
Speaker 1: sweet sixteam. That's that's Rosemont, and I can't relate because
Speaker 1: all my friends were so wealthy. You of course had
Speaker 1: friends in high school who all their sweet sixteens took
Speaker 1: place in castles, in castles and boats, and this was Colorado.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're still did you guys all love sweet sixteen culture?
Speaker 1: I wasn't. It wasn't. My journey's very long island, long islands,
Speaker 1: not very littleton Colorado. You guys don't know sweet sixteen culture.
Speaker 1: You know, do you know debutante ball culture, because that's
Speaker 1: only for that. I was gone for that for the
Speaker 1: big Colorado birthday culture is sort of like, it's just chill.
Speaker 1: It's just chill. Let's let's let's smoke a joint and
Speaker 1: go to laser tag. Let's legal their clown. Yeah, laser
Speaker 1: tag is legal in Colorado. Clown laser tag a lot
Speaker 1: in many states, excellent states, but non Colorado. You you
Speaker 1: jingling chi. I've been talking about this a lot. But
Speaker 1: there was I saw a headline that's like North Dakota
Speaker 1: Pass like legalizes mushrooms. No one cares. It was like
Speaker 1: elevator elevator news. You were what you're saying is you
Speaker 1: were in the UC. You were getting ready to go
Speaker 1: up to the U c B. I guess it was that.
Speaker 1: But there's I have a few elevators that I have
Speaker 1: news say no, but we caught privilege. What privilege? What privilege?
Speaker 1: That is the best quote? Yeah, privilege. Well, honestly, like,
Speaker 1: that's actually quite privilege of you to be writing in
Speaker 1: elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In the age I will say this, in the age
Speaker 1: of lift, I have missed um getting in the back
Speaker 1: of a taxi taxi TV. Yeah, taxi TV. I got off. Immediately,
Speaker 1: make me car sick, Make me car sick. My husband,
Speaker 1: he say, make me car sick. Now. I think this
Speaker 1: generation is it's banging a little too much on Metropolitan.
Speaker 1: And I don't you think it's done. You think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's done. It's it's it's not my first
Speaker 1: choice anymore. I'm like, you like Rosemant, Like, let's go
Speaker 1: to Rosemant. There's the backyard. There's been me. It's not
Speaker 1: a choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard
Speaker 1: moment in Metro and then Rosemant is to me perfect.
Speaker 1: And when you go to Rosemount, you have a drop
Speaker 1: off of people who are like, I'm gonna go home.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to the second location. That's
Speaker 1: part of the chaff bench. I'm gonna say something crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something fucking crazy. Bacary Park trumps them all.
Speaker 1: It is tiny again. You r I P T and T.
Speaker 1: I love miss cultures. Really, I only came out party.
Speaker 1: I only came out into the closet as gay about
Speaker 1: six months ago. Before that, you were a straight link.
Speaker 1: It was really, actually really hard for me until six
Speaker 1: months ago when I came out of my life. And
Speaker 1: I'm actually really happy to say identify as a gay man.
Speaker 1: And I'm here. I came to my door, not not January,
Speaker 1: so cold, snow blowing in. I'm good. And you were
Speaker 1: the first person I told you to get in here. Honey,
Speaker 1: I'll make you Coco faggott. Yeah, And it was the
Speaker 1: first time I had been called a faggot and it
Speaker 1: really hurt, and it really hurt, actually really hurt. And
Speaker 1: then we were we were fighting, Yeah, we were fighting.
Speaker 1: I want to say about rosem I live uptown and
Speaker 1: for me sometimes that's very far. Of course, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're going all the way to rose Mot. Yeah, whereas
Speaker 1: Metro worth the commute to you, it's closer. It is
Speaker 1: like five stops closer to me. So it is like,
Speaker 1: and I do think Metro has the best backyard in
Speaker 1: the biz, so I just agree. But it is just
Speaker 1: a block of It's great, there's little chairs, chairs, But you,
Speaker 1: as a design fag, should be to come forward and
Speaker 1: say they got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you
Speaker 1: like kissed the girl you're you're in You're in the
Speaker 1: grotto at Metro where in the god damn area under
Speaker 1: the adventure adventure. I have something important to throw at you.
Speaker 1: You as a design queen, documents. I have documents. Child
Speaker 1: is mine. You, as a design queen who should know better,
Speaker 1: thinks that Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as
Speaker 1: it could. Wait, no, I know exactly what I said,
Speaker 1: but he's arguing, here's the thing with rose Mont. It's zoned,
Speaker 1: so so intelligent not let me say this, And I
Speaker 1: don't understand we're joining his You said Metropolitan, was it? No?
Speaker 1: Were these old queers over here areguing for Metro. I'm saying, roseman,
Speaker 1: you get this is the thirties, twenties, divide right, Metro
Speaker 1: or rose But you guys are in your thirties, you
Speaker 1: identify as being thirty four am yeah, yeah, but and
Speaker 1: so you identify. Yeah, okay, clear dissonance between how he identifies.
Speaker 1: I'm proud. I'm proud to be dead. Oh god, there's this.
Speaker 1: There are a couple of gays out there name who know,
Speaker 1: there are a couple of games out there who will
Speaker 1: who will be like, bit, We're not cutting anything out
Speaker 1: of it, anything, bleep anything. We want getting drinks with
Speaker 1: this guy. And he goes and I'm over here, my
Speaker 1: fucking withered wizen twenty year old ass. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm turning sooner and then that'll that'll be my I'll
Speaker 1: plan my funeral after that. But I think, um that
Speaker 1: you have anything to say at five, thank you, because
Speaker 1: because I was like, well, um, my life just got
Speaker 1: exponentially better at twenty. Every single year my life has
Speaker 1: gotten better than at some point in my turn. But
Speaker 1: every year I'm just like more. Definitely turn bit, and
Speaker 1: I'll be the reason. I know. I put the knife
Speaker 1: through the heart. Oh I know. Why do you think
Speaker 1: I keep your ass uptown? I can't have you too close, honey.
Speaker 1: And I lanced your vitals. Yes, honey, I know your
Speaker 1: sleep with all three eyes, oh three of my eyes,
Speaker 1: my third eye, the chakra is watching, so I just
Speaker 1: hate this culture of you know, and was like, what
Speaker 1: do you consider truly not just gay? Like what do
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you can win? Are you old? Like when
Speaker 1: he is like you're a fish and I know, like yeah,
Speaker 1: but like nine old old? What like seventy five is
Speaker 1: like you're old? You think I'm old? When I hit sevenies,
Speaker 1: here's old. You're you're you're you're at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. And speaking to the sis the gay men
Speaker 1: out there who are like, I'm gonna be I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit thirty in my life's gonna be over you. You
Speaker 1: have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into
Speaker 1: your fucking sixty. Wait, have you guys seen what I
Speaker 1: posted today? My face app old face look like a
Speaker 1: hot bitch. I hot, honny. If this is gonna be me,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get old. Look at this McKellen herself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I will say. You can see that guy on
Speaker 1: Grinder and saying, hey, you want to be my son,
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, sure, pops, Yeah, I'd like this
Speaker 1: odd him and say can I be your great grandson? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he feels telling me about the Civil War. A
Speaker 1: fun twist is to be a really old man, but
Speaker 1: then bring bring your your young trick over and then
Speaker 1: keep calling him daddy. Yeah, I can't wait. I have
Speaker 1: that will be. I have boys want to like do
Speaker 1: daddy stuff to me, and it is hard to w
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am four years older than you. I've
Speaker 1: had people like twenty seven and it's just sort of
Speaker 1: like I've called people Daddy that are like my exact age.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just fun. Completely agree, but you have
Speaker 1: to laugh. You have to. I think you have to
Speaker 1: throw back your neck and yeah, you have to. And
Speaker 1: I actually think Daddy is out and Dad liked Dad. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, don DoD, I'm begging you. Let me suck
Speaker 1: your cock. Do do. That's what I'm looking for tonight.
Speaker 1: As a dog could ask, is there is there a
Speaker 1: T before the d the second dog? Is it? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry You're trying to make it more fun for you,
Speaker 1: but it's just trying to make fun for you. Well,
Speaker 1: bit sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you.
Speaker 1: He I'm bored, stupid, getting bored of Dad. Choke me, Dodd,
Speaker 1: Dodd dog, Fuck me Dad, dog. You know where that's from.
Speaker 1: You've seen that one porn, which is that you know
Speaker 1: where this is from. There's one where there's this young girl.
Speaker 1: He's like, fun me dog do the little blonde? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the little blonde, and I want some more. Everybody there
Speaker 1: the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes, wait, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what I mean. You're literally
Speaker 1: it's amateur. And it's this couple and there's like a
Speaker 1: dom and then like the little blonde sub and he's
Speaker 1: he's on x tuber or whatever. Yeah, bussy a lot,
Speaker 1: which I'm trying. I reject that, and the dad is
Speaker 1: all tatted up. Yeah, I really reject. Something that is fun.
Speaker 1: I have learned from a friend is that they're both dead.
Speaker 1: They're living in that they're living in the dom's parents house,
Speaker 1: while the like dom or sub I can't remember which one,
Speaker 1: learns to drive? How did you're you're my contact? How
Speaker 1: do they know this? I loves put a lot on Twitter,
Speaker 1: and honestly, one of them learns, which is very like
Speaker 1: European like you don't need to learn to out there.
Speaker 1: They're going to get their own cruising for and one
Speaker 1: of them is in like med school or something, and
Speaker 1: the other one's learning to drive the second the second
Speaker 1: they learned how to drive the car, they're making a
Speaker 1: run for it. They're driving away from this life, from
Speaker 1: this porn hub lifestyle. Oh my god, porn title of
Speaker 1: up this lifestyle fantasies dogged. I am so curious to
Speaker 1: see how this all transposes, like thirty years from now,
Speaker 1: like like what culturally we like bring with us as
Speaker 1: we like age into our Like, are like just like
Speaker 1: this all of this like Instagram cultural bullshit like that
Speaker 1: will die. Yeah well yeah, but it's like, what does
Speaker 1: that look like for us? Like for like I'm talking
Speaker 1: about our age court, I'm agnostic about the future. We
Speaker 1: can never know. It's gonna be fun when instagram s
Speaker 1: Facebook and it's just like all of us old dudes
Speaker 1: there and everybody else. Just like I'm I'm quoting Aaron
Speaker 1: Jackson already too, people, I'm like Aaron Jackson says, Instagram
Speaker 1: is designed for suburban mothers or not that it's like
Speaker 1: anything to your kids for it and to like look
Speaker 1: at who's married, Yeah that's mom, to show their tits
Speaker 1: on close friends to each other. Moms are on the
Speaker 1: close friends games. I mean they could be if they wanted.
Speaker 1: I think close. No, this is I think Joel Can
Speaker 1: Booster has pointed this out. Close friends for hatter ros
Speaker 1: is totally different from uh than close friends for gays.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the line where a close friends
Speaker 1: ends in a fence to begin. Sometimes yeah, sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: post sometimes I've seen I'll do close friends and then
Speaker 1: I'll just I'm like, well, I'll save this and put
Speaker 1: it on the fence to. I don't follow everyone's fence
Speaker 1: does because sometimes it's like this is it starts at
Speaker 1: the table fence to. I joined fence to culture somewhat recently. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I'm a very casual user. But it is fine.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't judge it. I just is like again,
Speaker 1: I can't go deeper, and I don't feel judged. I
Speaker 1: just wanted a whole I just want to tell you
Speaker 1: I did not feel judged. I feel a little judged.
Speaker 1: I love it. I follow fenceton and I am judging.
Speaker 1: I wonder because I put it all through on my
Speaker 1: regular and guess you can show you you can show
Speaker 1: more on the fence top. You can show your dirty hole.
Speaker 1: I don't need anyone to see. Then you don't put
Speaker 1: it all and you don't put it off. First of all,
Speaker 1: I've only been out for six months, and you have
Speaker 1: to let become. You're telling me your whole is clean
Speaker 1: all the time. Then I have never he's on five.
Speaker 1: I have not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out
Speaker 1: my little hand mirror mirror. But let's real, let's real talk.
Speaker 1: I tried action. I tried doing it. I tried doing
Speaker 1: a selfie where the phone is on the floor and
Speaker 1: I swat down. It did not. It looks pretty good.
Speaker 1: What was the intention was this? First? To send it
Speaker 1: to a man? That's why were just taking it to
Speaker 1: be like just to the portfolio, say let me send
Speaker 1: me who I like? You said, okay, dot O take
Speaker 1: out the tea. I haven't said the whole picks. That's
Speaker 1: what I drove a line I have. I have sent
Speaker 1: it all. I mean i've sent it. I would. I'm
Speaker 1: comfortable saying I have sent it all except the whole pick.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the whole is not. It's like people don't want it.
Speaker 1: They want the ass and they're like, I don't need
Speaker 1: your fucking hole. But some people are like, baby baby,
Speaker 1: let me see the hole, let me see that balloon.
Speaker 1: Not oh god, not am I the proud of this crew.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's so interesting that man is
Speaker 1: the most pruder what out of the out of the
Speaker 1: four of us. But you don't know what I do
Speaker 1: when the lights get turned out. You don't know exactly,
Speaker 1: don't know when when the Share Show is canceled, when
Speaker 1: lights are off between thirty four and fifty nine Rogers
Speaker 1: coo boom boom boy as I received lots of correspondence
Speaker 1: when these men who were going to go see the
Speaker 1: Share Show had to make other plans and they came
Speaker 1: to a hard door. Yes, you can only watch them
Speaker 1: sing Gypsies, tramps and themes on the sidewalk for so long.
Speaker 1: Someone told me recently they gave or received a hand
Speaker 1: job at the urinal out of Broadway Theater, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's intense. He's like, these Broadway gays are horny.
Speaker 1: These just and dis case in general are disasters, not
Speaker 1: like this show, actual culture number nine gas in general
Speaker 1: art disasters which show, I hope come from away. What
Speaker 1: the constitutions to me, whatever the constitution means to be,
Speaker 1: the games at what the constitution means to me, are
Speaker 1: out of party. There's not a mission. They found. That's
Speaker 1: why when they have to go Pete, they're like, sorry,
Speaker 1: no coming back in there's no in a mission. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: I know what to do. I know there's a debate
Speaker 1: at the end with a child. Yeah, I love that show.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen. I just saw and it was I
Speaker 1: mostly liked it. Take kicking up with Heidi shrek Husseli.
Speaker 1: She's gonna poke her head in later because she forgot
Speaker 1: a water bottle. I'll have words with the Shrek. Great.
Speaker 1: What's the best Broadway show ever? Ever? Was this question?
Speaker 1: Was I missed the Broadway and a moment in time,
Speaker 1: can I listeners go watch Broadway? And I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you know of that Broadway? And fags
Speaker 1: something else the new that I listened to today as
Speaker 1: a throwback Sunday episode fucking three Lost Culture the o
Speaker 1: g be four of us. Ye listened to some you
Speaker 1: know what also you fucking knew faggots don't know about?
Speaker 1: Is bear people? That was the first. That was the first.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a large I have a large
Speaker 1: of that. None of you know large people passed that around.
Speaker 1: People were singing that all over the place, all over
Speaker 1: the place. You know children, old people, now you know
Speaker 1: what this is? How you know that these two, these
Speaker 1: two newest wins. Okay, these two have really been the
Speaker 1: ones to to blossom all all. You know, all the
Speaker 1: queers out there doing comedy now suck these two peanutses
Speaker 1: and they're out there offering it. They suckled our teats.
Speaker 1: But young can actually can I say? Last Night Out
Speaker 1: a game show for all people? Long running show now
Speaker 1: happens about two times a year, that is at our
Speaker 1: current pace at the at the Bellhouse. You guys do
Speaker 1: it every now and then. Keep your eye open for that.
Speaker 1: But they opened the show with never really over, and
Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, Wow, they got there. They
Speaker 1: thought did it sound It sounded good? It sounded really,
Speaker 1: I would say it was. It was really kind of
Speaker 1: emotional for me to see you guys just drop in
Speaker 1: and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes,
Speaker 1: you did get on the back. You still get on
Speaker 1: the backs of two straight men and ride them around.
Speaker 1: And Josh and I are both over six ft tall,
Speaker 1: and when we're taller than us, so we were very tall.
Speaker 1: My train around to knock over people's drinks. Was my goal.
Speaker 1: They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen
Speaker 1: year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall fagots,
Speaker 1: and they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony.
Speaker 1: And actually, I have to say, that's a great song.
Speaker 1: That is we like that one and like it. You
Speaker 1: don't have to know he does well. It is fun
Speaker 1: to make fun of because it is like the Baba
Speaker 1: O'Reilly teenage ways. So it's like, damn, it's fully stolen.
Speaker 1: It's not even three notes. It's like to what isn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: they add the passing note going back up. That's the
Speaker 1: change that just bomp bump bump. It goes bom bomb.
Speaker 1: Whereas and Katie love her, Katie, if you're listening, love you.
Speaker 1: She can't really say I think she can. I'm actually
Speaker 1: on record for saying that Katy Perry kensing, I find
Speaker 1: her voice. It's been a long time and she hasn't
Speaker 1: proved it once. I I disagree with this, and wait,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a second to
Speaker 1: say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually I'm actually
Speaker 1: gonna stop having fun. Who do you think? Can I
Speaker 1: ask you? Who do you think is a famous pop
Speaker 1: star that can't sing? Cannot say? What do you think
Speaker 1: Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say Brittany can sing.
Speaker 1: I would say Selena almost cannot sing. I would say
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have a
Speaker 1: good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna. But I
Speaker 1: think Madonna. I think she's got it. She's got it,
Speaker 1: that kid, she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has
Speaker 1: been able to sing in the past when she lets
Speaker 1: herself work on it. Do you know what actually is
Speaker 1: a song of culture? Crazy? That Mills and you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do they pick that key? I think that's even
Speaker 1: higher than the original? This kiy to any room? The
Speaker 1: first time I say the door knocks down, It doesn't
Speaker 1: just open, it knocks down in front of me. I
Speaker 1: say this kiy, Now, Katie is really Katie gave us
Speaker 1: Mary and Williamson mainstream before Mary and Williamson. Did you
Speaker 1: see her tweet about it? She said, not gonna lie,
Speaker 1: but I sound like Mary and Williams. When I've had
Speaker 1: a couple of glasses of read, she says, when I
Speaker 1: have a couple of white Joe Biden, did you hear
Speaker 1: me like these super predators need to go to prison. Yes,
Speaker 1: and thank you for speaking political truth on the podank
Speaker 1: you finally, let's talk politics. Let's talk politics. I have
Speaker 1: been waiting for us facts to start talking about politics.
Speaker 1: Now go around and say who you're supporting. Okay, cold
Speaker 1: play for me? When I first heard parachutes, Oh, I
Speaker 1: knew culture was for me. Yeah, and my my favorite
Speaker 1: song of the of the debates was fixed You. I'm supporting.
Speaker 1: I'm supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which
Speaker 1: I donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren and after the
Speaker 1: call to action, after I clicked, they said would you
Speaker 1: like to leave a tip? Which is l O. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, I think it goes directly to
Speaker 1: the campaign. Because I said yes, I'll do so, I
Speaker 1: end up doing sixty, um, sixty dollars. Thank you. Let
Speaker 1: me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: How many hundreds I'm not gonna say how much over
Speaker 1: Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. I've
Speaker 1: just like I happened to have sent would you love
Speaker 1: a joint ticket? I actually would actually they've famously taken
Speaker 1: a witch who is which? Who is which? On your ticket?
Speaker 1: I is the same for me to say, I don't care,
Speaker 1: but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I do think I've said this a thousand times too.
Speaker 1: It would just be fun of somebody young debated Trump.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who, just because you could truly roll
Speaker 1: your eyes and be like Grandpa, Can I say, can
Speaker 1: I throw this out there though? And I'm counting Kamala
Speaker 1: as young. I count I count them all as young.
Speaker 1: If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it.
Speaker 1: Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up
Speaker 1: for a few d um wait. I think someone got
Speaker 1: into my d MS and was like, hey, are you
Speaker 1: guys supporting Buddha judge talking about you guys, me and
Speaker 1: you Yeah, And I was like, I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, we support him, but not with our money,
Speaker 1: And that's what I said. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now, and
Speaker 1: he is not one of for the narrative, but I
Speaker 1: but I do like people to judge. But but I
Speaker 1: think not my not my number one. I guess I've
Speaker 1: supported four kings with my money? Can I guess? Bernie
Speaker 1: Elizabeth two for two? So far? It's far because we're
Speaker 1: talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing
Speaker 1: and the other it's not because there is far Telsey
Speaker 1: fag casting Bernie, I can't this games boring? Who Julian
Speaker 1: Kastro stupid white fuck? And then I did give Kamala
Speaker 1: some money as well, very little. I actually thought that
Speaker 1: I bought the Kamala Harris T shirt that says in
Speaker 1: that I don't actually love Kamala, but get behind her
Speaker 1: if she becomes the option. Well sure I would say this.
Speaker 1: I think it would be very very um. We're gonna
Speaker 1: crack the cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate, Mike
Speaker 1: Pence TV and what what's most important for me? And
Speaker 1: you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening
Speaker 1: to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't he's
Speaker 1: not on board this second year. Here's these four voices. Honey,
Speaker 1: every last one of the pods talk about talk about
Speaker 1: sending hole picks don't even have that k hole picks. Brother, brother, oh, brother,
Speaker 1: But I think I think it would be I think
Speaker 1: the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump and Bud.
Speaker 1: Now I have an idea. Is it a game? This
Speaker 1: is not a game. But your jewel, my jewel jew
Speaker 1: not the j uu ou my gemstone encrusted in a ring.
Speaker 1: I love say your idea. Bit, I want to start
Speaker 1: a live panel show in New York City, Darling with
Speaker 1: all the queers. But Josh, very smartly, was like, because
Speaker 1: I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time
Speaker 1: on top of the standard hotel at Labanee, she was
Speaker 1: BArch said, what are y'all talking about? Is that a
Speaker 1: panel show? Honey? We fill over iconic stunning women drowned
Speaker 1: iconic that AOC was at a Susan BArch to party,
Speaker 1: which one was she? She was at some Susan BArch
Speaker 1: party and it was like they took a selfie together
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well used
Speaker 1: to be a waitress, drink the bartender. There's a huge difference.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine, imagine Pete. I just want to quickly
Speaker 1: say that boot edge edge thing that is going around
Speaker 1: and everyone has the that is a Peter Kelly joke.
Speaker 1: What do you mean Peter Kelly did that? He put
Speaker 1: it on a bottle of poppers and was like he's
Speaker 1: campaign campaign did that, and then Peter, no, no he
Speaker 1: did no, no, no, you're wrong, up the receipt. Peter's
Speaker 1: joke was to put the document did documents. No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I have these documents. Is
Speaker 1: the new I have the sea these documents claim these
Speaker 1: documents otherwise, Oh, I've got a notary on a leash, honey,
Speaker 1: contain my my bad contains nunnarized documents that say and
Speaker 1: claim otherwise myself will notarize anything for sir. You know
Speaker 1: that line in Hamlet, get thee to a nunnery, get
Speaker 1: thee to a notary, And that was Peter Kelly wrote
Speaker 1: that first Na Shakespeare. Wait, what was gonna say? And
Speaker 1: you were about to say something great idea I had, Well,
Speaker 1: you were like, it has to be it can't be
Speaker 1: like a plane panel show with no extra layer on top.
Speaker 1: It has to be a take on a panel ship.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I think it should be a
Speaker 1: panel show about current events and baby we get into.
Speaker 1: Are we going to need to bring a Republican in? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Who could we have? Oh no, that's not invited,
Speaker 1: And do not tuck that out because he sucks wild?
Speaker 1: Actually don't. I'm not on Twitter, so I don't always
Speaker 1: know who's really like. I'm unclear about at all. What
Speaker 1: is his deal? Is he a gay Republicans a gay
Speaker 1: Republican Republican though, but during the whole skank fest fiasco
Speaker 1: he was like people who then you fucked into? It
Speaker 1: was unintelligible. I read his tweets, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this doesn't even This is not registering to me as
Speaker 1: like my I like Twitter better than Instagram generally. But
Speaker 1: the one thing I do like about Instagram is like
Speaker 1: when the skank festing happens, like you can't really like
Speaker 1: put your take or your thought Instagram. You can when
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this tragedy happens and people post a picture,
Speaker 1: But like, sure, Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs
Speaker 1: to get canceled. It's very hard for me to be
Speaker 1: tolerant of Republicans. Is that insane for me to say, like,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just like and you know when you know,
Speaker 1: like this whole thing of like back in the day
Speaker 1: when we used to have a civil conversation, you know
Speaker 1: that's because we were too afraid to say anything, right,
Speaker 1: You know that we were able to quote have a
Speaker 1: civil conversation because literally society was on your side because
Speaker 1: this is the time when gay people had no voice
Speaker 1: and people of color had no voice. That's why you
Speaker 1: were able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's
Speaker 1: what you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers
Speaker 1: in the VP debate now, I think Rogers Rogers vs.
Speaker 1: V understand is that incorrect. They tied it to like
Speaker 1: identity politics, to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this
Speaker 1: and like which changed like the seventies, like Republicans is
Speaker 1: gonna be tied to religion and so that that that's
Speaker 1: because it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation
Speaker 1: free Stonewall. It was like the homophile organizations were like
Speaker 1: some of them, like Maddiking Society managing society was like
Speaker 1: we should be don't hold hands, and like we gotta
Speaker 1: like we should be white. Yeah. No, it was like
Speaker 1: we gotta bring like these people, these like these people
Speaker 1: in psychio try on on our side, which on the
Speaker 1: like was sort of it does make a point, makes
Speaker 1: a point, but all shouldn't have to exactly. But then
Speaker 1: like other activist groups were like, no, that's stupid. We
Speaker 1: have to like make noise and be I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not even talking about gay Republicans like whatever that is,
Speaker 1: Like I hope you're getting searching for their um. I
Speaker 1: guess it's just like this thing of like like I
Speaker 1: do watch the View each day and Megan Megan mccame
Speaker 1: is constantly on her on her ship about how like
Speaker 1: you know, traditional Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like,
Speaker 1: well it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't
Speaker 1: speak for anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I
Speaker 1: think why it's dead, like they say, like you know,
Speaker 1: no one wants they Someone asked her like would you
Speaker 1: ever run for office and following your father's footsteps, and
Speaker 1: she was like, well, my type of Republicanism isn't popular,
Speaker 1: and she kind of went on about that and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I mean, do you think that maybe
Speaker 1: this isn't popular because the people that you've been taking
Speaker 1: advantage of for this long, I have now figured out
Speaker 1: that that's the case. Like Paul Ryan coming out the
Speaker 1: other day and saying like, oh, yeah, Trump's an idiot.
Speaker 1: We knew all along. It's like, okay, so literally you
Speaker 1: were putting politics for anything else and like putting us
Speaker 1: in danger with an idiot at at the head of
Speaker 1: the country because why it furthered your political agenda that
Speaker 1: vile before any of that true, but it's just like
Speaker 1: full and rand eat the port right Nazi, He's just
Speaker 1: as bad. So it's like and then I guess that's
Speaker 1: my politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just like say things in a certain way that
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like
Speaker 1: Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiotcy whereas like
Speaker 1: he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, he's been a full slime since day one.
Speaker 1: But how can you wonder why that's disappearing now? Do
Speaker 1: you hear yourself talk like it's just mind bob like
Speaker 1: to and we did get into we got into politics
Speaker 1: and we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was
Speaker 1: still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for
Speaker 1: me to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running.
Speaker 1: I'm the four roof Democrats. To announce there was there
Speaker 1: was a minute in my head where I thought about
Speaker 1: running for Congress on Long Island. When what minute these
Speaker 1: out of the close terms, right on the class terms,
Speaker 1: I was like ac inspired as inspired me to Ron,
Speaker 1: I was like, I should I come out forgotten you office?
Speaker 1: We need more stars to run stars? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we need more stars like Trump. It's going great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars.
Speaker 1: What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh, were
Speaker 1: coming Orlando, bitch, that's where you need to run. You
Speaker 1: would be well, I would win anywhere I ran. Well,
Speaker 1: we all agree on that, star, Honey, I can. I
Speaker 1: can win in Topeka? Do I can? What? What would
Speaker 1: I run on? I think I would run on I
Speaker 1: think I would run on trail. I would run on
Speaker 1: Mary and Williamson's exact just just lip syncer. I just
Speaker 1: lip sync Mary and Williamson the whole time, like some
Speaker 1: queens out there. No listen um, politics are exhausting. Let's
Speaker 1: talk more about cold Play was fixed. I think I
Speaker 1: liked the X and way was my entry point because
Speaker 1: I missed the whole rush of Blood to the head
Speaker 1: was there was that their debut album, Rush No Parachute.
Speaker 1: Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out
Speaker 1: calling them the greatest band in the unit. Understand that
Speaker 1: they became that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced
Speaker 1: them at a show. He was like, the best band
Speaker 1: in the world, cold Play. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, a child's um. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: I mean again not an interesting take, but they were
Speaker 1: like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they
Speaker 1: do but better. So it's like so interesting it was
Speaker 1: it was you too too. It's like this is the
Speaker 1: the next YouTube, the next radio Head. And then they
Speaker 1: became let's go around the room? Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes,
Speaker 1: Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a Dodds
Speaker 1: dodd to use the Michelin rating playing a trip around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I learned that just one star is um worth a stop?
Speaker 1: So okay, can I ask you a question? How do
Speaker 1: you even get one star? You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to be very I you have to be
Speaker 1: really fanciul. You have accumulate stars. So you get you
Speaker 1: get one, and you get more and more and more
Speaker 1: until you can drop him. Honey Rope the Breslyn April.
Speaker 1: That's tragic. The first time she hasn't been Michelin start
Speaker 1: since two restaurants have them clear, it's like an honor
Speaker 1: to get one. Yeah, so one star is worth a stop,
Speaker 1: two stars is worth a detour, and three stars is
Speaker 1: worth a special trip. How about that? That's so gay?
Speaker 1: That's why I said my cost is one star by
Speaker 1: my ass three baby cock. Yeah, I get it. But
Speaker 1: if you but if you're buying a ticket, it better
Speaker 1: be from my ass. Michelin the Grand dom herself herself
Speaker 1: four than three, and you can get more than three,
Speaker 1: but like, no know that you can. I thought three
Speaker 1: was you know, Miss Katie Perry and Buenapotite has a
Speaker 1: lyric that says I'm a fast you definitely can't get five,
Speaker 1: And maybe I think there is is tricking us well,
Speaker 1: then what is for if three is a trip? Is
Speaker 1: for like go to another planet, for as like for
Speaker 1: as like book your ticket, bitch? Why as sleep three
Speaker 1: is like we're going to use the point? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: then credit card? Hoey, honey, Honey used the point. Honey
Speaker 1: used the points and used the point. Now, I think
Speaker 1: this is a great time speaking of travel, talk about
Speaker 1: saying the trip that we trip. Now, let's plan this.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna throw this up Lando. We're going to
Speaker 1: Orlando August. We come back that day. But David's coming
Speaker 1: on August nine to join us. You want to come? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me think about this when they get travel, I
Speaker 1: don't have anything. I think it'll be fun for us
Speaker 1: all to go. That's what I'm saying. I definitely definitely
Speaker 1: didn't need the attitude. I don't send to giving it.
Speaker 1: I definitely didn't need that. I'm shocked and appalled. I
Speaker 1: was thinking something more in the fall, okay, an autumnal
Speaker 1: Do you want to go like upstate and see leaves?
Speaker 1: Or do you want to get on a damn plane?
Speaker 1: Or you can take a plane upstate? Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: be fun? What Montreal? I love Montreal and I haven't
Speaker 1: been in a long time. This bitch is going in
Speaker 1: July and then for the party. Maybe it'll feel to you.
Speaker 1: When I went to Montreal like seven years ago, maybe
Speaker 1: it's the only time I've had like a and I
Speaker 1: know this isn't real, but the like sex with a
Speaker 1: straight guy where I met this guy at the gay
Speaker 1: club who was French and was like, I'm here for
Speaker 1: the summer. My girlfriend is in France. As she said,
Speaker 1: I could do whatever I want to go home with him?
Speaker 1: How was but what he said? Say what he said?
Speaker 1: He wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like that, and I want to, you know,
Speaker 1: suck at you know how my girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm hetero, more like hero hetero, more like hetero,
Speaker 1: more like he eero, drop the tea, drop everything that fun.
Speaker 1: I would, But would would that be too close to
Speaker 1: your last Montreal trip? That I would like to go
Speaker 1: somewhere we all can experience new, interesting somewhere none of
Speaker 1: us have, is it? I haven't done any of you
Speaker 1: done like or Mexico. Haven't done Mexico? What if we
Speaker 1: went to Europe? I would? But what if we went
Speaker 1: to Europe, I would do it. What if you want, Tom,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next year?
Speaker 1: Year's even an Amsterdam? Yeah. I would say being in
Speaker 1: York was the most fun I've had it Pride. It
Speaker 1: was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely
Speaker 1: was where it felt like it just more of an
Speaker 1: event and a lot more things going on, and I
Speaker 1: engaged with it a lot of the open now afterwards
Speaker 1: called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think. So
Speaker 1: you gotta get Damn Taie Sunderland on this pod with
Speaker 1: her yesterday and yeah, well he said you're gonna He
Speaker 1: had demned me earlier saying you guys said it was
Speaker 1: a little like I don't know what would I say,
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about
Speaker 1: Kim Petrish, I would um, but yes, I was gonna
Speaker 1: say this seems interested in World Pride for in New
Speaker 1: York this year was interesting because my the narrative I
Speaker 1: kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Awful's gonna awful, It's gona be awful. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be so bad, it's gonna be so crowded
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be terrible. But then, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: so surprised when you looked like the city rose to
Speaker 1: the challenge and it did any more crowded than any
Speaker 1: other Pride. It felt like because they knew it was
Speaker 1: World Pride, they like planned better. Yeah, and so it's like, actually,
Speaker 1: can I just thank the police? Can I secondly thank
Speaker 1: the corporations because each and every one of them helped us.
Speaker 1: They have our you know, Bank has your back. Faggett,
Speaker 1: and I hope to god that had a great fucking
Speaker 1: time at World Pride this year. Do you know him?
Speaker 1: I met him. Wants a cluster fest to be a
Speaker 1: lovely ns very funny. He's very he's very funny. He's
Speaker 1: very funny, but like he just has shitty opinions. And
Speaker 1: I can say that and he can come and murder
Speaker 1: me if he wants. You Totaly Degree super Smash Brothers
Speaker 1: um fag edition and you guys can fight. The world
Speaker 1: is great. Would go to a six minutes, two hours
Speaker 1: love Amsterdam next year, I would do I would do
Speaker 1: Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would not
Speaker 1: be new for me, but I would love props from Roger.
Speaker 1: Was somewhere new for all of us. But I'm saying
Speaker 1: I love Berlin so much, I would happily go. Also,
Speaker 1: maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it
Speaker 1: like a late spring, early summer, like nice weather because
Speaker 1: it is cold. They're what if the fags went to
Speaker 1: Nolans I've never been. We went every year for that's
Speaker 1: when the weather will be, because it's past hurricane season.
Speaker 1: It won't be fun. Would totally love to do that.
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Wait after let's pick a weekend. Let's
Speaker 1: let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy. There's much
Speaker 1: the most fun parade Everest. I love to travel in October.
Speaker 1: I love it's settled. I've been wanting to do that
Speaker 1: for I think, honestly, throwing this out there, it sounds
Speaker 1: crazy cuckoo. Vegas with the Fags would be very I
Speaker 1: don't want to go back to tell you something. Literally,
Speaker 1: before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh wait, why would anyone reject
Speaker 1: ves I'll never gus so close mind, I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to Vegas. So small mind, open minded, I have experience.
Speaker 1: I have been there and I said, no, thanks many, David.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing
Speaker 1: game show in Vegas. That's wait, wait, we're doing it
Speaker 1: on during this festival. We're doing it on September. Do
Speaker 1: you see festival is Skank Fest Vegas. You've seen Maggie
Speaker 1: Rogers in l A on the September nine, September twenty
Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas doing game show in September twenty one.
Speaker 1: We have our show at the Belt. You've got to
Speaker 1: get for a woman who gets it and who gets
Speaker 1: it more than I don't know what. I'm putting a
Speaker 1: pin in it. We're going to New Orleans for help.
Speaker 1: Pin drop. That's what you say whenever whenever lift pick
Speaker 1: up New York, lift drop off New Orleans, pocket alligator,
Speaker 1: get a alley and ninety nine now get her alley
Speaker 1: and that's why you drop me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley
Speaker 1: talks about how she went on a tour of a
Speaker 1: plantation and the person kept saying the servants, and Langon
Speaker 1: kept big like you mean slaves, Like the whole tour
Speaker 1: are you talking? Langon isn't hunt And you know how
Speaker 1: you're an icon, like she is the only person who
Speaker 1: is Langon. That's our number one, queens, that's fair to
Speaker 1: say number one. What is it home Taco in l A.
Speaker 1: What is it called home state? The taco place. We're
Speaker 1: sitting there meeting Langon. There, Langon comes up in head
Speaker 1: to toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking
Speaker 1: to the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton,
Speaker 1: Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked.
Speaker 1: It was too good what she had. She had all
Speaker 1: those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like,
Speaker 1: in case they didn't tie my hair, was like, what
Speaker 1: is this look? I don't know. It's great every she's
Speaker 1: the one and only. She has to guard her very
Speaker 1: porcelain skin from the sun. Yeah, you know. She writes
Speaker 1: for the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy me a boat. She's hey, if she
Speaker 1: ain't given Kamala fifty and a ten dollar tip, then
Speaker 1: she can get gone. She's gonna she's gonna buy me
Speaker 1: a boat for me and my husband. He goes when
Speaker 1: he says, my Goldberg, bunny, and buy me a boat
Speaker 1: my husband, He say my husband, I'm giving hicken Looper money.
Speaker 1: My husband calls hick and Looper butterfly man because flap
Speaker 1: flap flapp. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay, actually
Speaker 1: and not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with making this question different. You are, You're
Speaker 1: obsessed without answering this question. Having a bad episode. That
Speaker 1: sucks of you to say it too, having a bad episode.
Speaker 1: I think not my fault. Wait, wait, wait, let's let's
Speaker 1: dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how
Speaker 1: do you think we can turn this around for you
Speaker 1: think it's already? I think it's a pretty like this
Speaker 1: is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative.
Speaker 1: We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like,
Speaker 1: so what World of Wonders rooting for you? You know?
Speaker 1: Should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow start drag
Speaker 1: and try and all get on season. Oh yes, and
Speaker 1: I said that I'm not kidding. Let's all start track tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start
Speaker 1: track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on
Speaker 1: Drag Race bottoms for the other in a gag bag
Speaker 1: on World of Wonder, and until three of us get
Speaker 1: on and one does not, and then that one has
Speaker 1: to spread their spent thousands of times and the other
Speaker 1: three will skip a stop on work the world to
Speaker 1: come and sunk their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know,
Speaker 1: we all win. I like it. I do think. I
Speaker 1: do think if we got on drag Race, we'd be
Speaker 1: the top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,
Speaker 1: not one real queen or so none of this skill.
Speaker 1: Well Bone can lip sync the only he's not the
Speaker 1: only one. All of a sudden uploads a couple of bits,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden he's the lip syncing queen.
Speaker 1: One word slof one word Tina Burner, Burner, I want
Speaker 1: to head a lettuce. Umh my god, that's true. Interesting yourself,
Speaker 1: Ti tim dealing, but so pro head, I say it
Speaker 1: a lot of the same ship deal justld queen. He's
Speaker 1: like it's Puto Rican wrapping. It's like like like watch well,
Speaker 1: but she's so funing she does for I've seen I think,
Speaker 1: let us call me a fag. Of course you too.
Speaker 1: She saw these red nails on me and they were chipped.
Speaker 1: She said, what are your nails painted? Even fingering a clown,
Speaker 1: terrible drag queen, you even fingering a clown. Kids, All
Speaker 1: these kids are rotten, rotten kids. We were in Palm
Speaker 1: Springs and we were the thing about Palm Springs is
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of like name names, older older
Speaker 1: game men retired in their name Stewart, Richard, Simbol, Donovan
Speaker 1: do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group
Speaker 1: of this group of men to get to our table.
Speaker 1: When when our table was called, and this one game
Speaker 1: man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to
Speaker 1: his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what
Speaker 1: do you think that was? We wanted to He likes
Speaker 1: your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hot What
Speaker 1: you were wearing or what was going on in the
Speaker 1: more A nice white printed shirt. It was very crisp,
Speaker 1: short sleeves. He looked very he looked very sort of
Speaker 1: that aesthetic pump. Spring's actually not sure I wore like
Speaker 1: a butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,
Speaker 1: I did remember what I wore or maybe okay, maybe
Speaker 1: he works in and he was saying to his friends.
Speaker 1: Come on, I can't believe he's here and not working,
Speaker 1: because this kid is so talented and I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of the That's what I wanted it to get across,
Speaker 1: with my talent on this talented kid here, he's not
Speaker 1: in the studio, should be filming. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he's maybe he's friends with your mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he's friends with your mom and he knows
Speaker 1: you just came out six months ago and you're already
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs. He's like, come on, what is going
Speaker 1: on over here? Guess that was That's what it was before.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. This is the fact Matt was
Speaker 1: a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini and you and
Speaker 1: I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking in Viz
Speaker 1: and I and that's and that was a sobering reminder.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I still have
Speaker 1: a long way Togo before people see me, and I
Speaker 1: better make a big splash New Orleans. What were you wearing? Man?
Speaker 1: I was? I truly looked perfectly average. It was great,
Speaker 1: and I was eating a lot and I was like,
Speaker 1: we were having a really good time. I was putting
Speaker 1: food first, good good pool. I saw a lot of pool.
Speaker 1: We had a really good time. I actually, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something controversial. Let's get into it's very
Speaker 1: long island. Well, I'll tell you why I prefer a
Speaker 1: pool culture to beach culture culture culture. Every ever talked
Speaker 1: to me again, that's gonna be weird per the rest
Speaker 1: of a podcast. It's gonna be weird for the rest
Speaker 1: of it. I don't know. I feel I feel, I
Speaker 1: feel you have to admit Fire Island as a pool culture. Though,
Speaker 1: sure I have to, you have to. What do you
Speaker 1: mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island is like a
Speaker 1: culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's it's like stormtroopers. Well,
Speaker 1: here's I don't know what that means. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, white, you don't know what it's all white stormtroopers.
Speaker 1: That's what. Here's here's okay, here's here's what I think
Speaker 1: it is good at laser guns. Is that in Palm
Speaker 1: Spring legal palm Springs, you can just get just sequester yourself,
Speaker 1: don't You don't have to be seen. You go outside
Speaker 1: to get dinner, and that's like the moment you're like
Speaker 1: oh yes, society, the rabble, the gentry, and then the petariat.
Speaker 1: But in Fire Island it's like everyone's just you're you're
Speaker 1: always sort of coming out. It's Palm Springs over Fire Island.
Speaker 1: The Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island.
Speaker 1: Fire Island is like anyone can come over and you
Speaker 1: can't tell them to leave, whereas it's like Palm Springs,
Speaker 1: it's like you're in your house with your people. Want Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you
Speaker 1: want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire
Speaker 1: Island is like summer camp and that can be like
Speaker 1: with all the pros and cons. Yeah, exhausted, I don't
Speaker 1: there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is theoretically
Speaker 1: anyone could just walk into your house at night and
Speaker 1: kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well,
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs it's like it's all very far and
Speaker 1: spread out, and it's it's it's more likely to happen
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs. I think. Yes, when I was just
Speaker 1: in to Springs, they had I had to call the
Speaker 1: like Airbnb, property manager journeys, like because I couldn't get
Speaker 1: in the house. He's like, oh sorry, we're changing the
Speaker 1: locks every day because there's so many robberies in the name.
Speaker 1: I think Island is a place that it's like you
Speaker 1: would It's the reason that Ultra so open and freeze,
Speaker 1: because like you would never do anything there, because then
Speaker 1: you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry,
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't get away with Plump Springs is like
Speaker 1: suburban getting dams, Like yeah, you can drive and go
Speaker 1: anywhere there you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I
Speaker 1: think it's a well, it's an interesting you would think
Speaker 1: that I I would be Pump Springs and that would
Speaker 1: be pro Fire Island. And why would you think that
Speaker 1: Long Island it's a island geographic distance and not culture,
Speaker 1: because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long
Speaker 1: Island culture, and I see the Pump Springs is somewhat closer.
Speaker 1: I thought before I went to Fire Island, I thought
Speaker 1: I had the opinion that I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people have about it, that it would freak me out
Speaker 1: and that it would make me anxious and that. But
Speaker 1: I thought, I think it's very fun and lovely, white
Speaker 1: and white. It'll make it. It will make you as
Speaker 1: anxious as you let it. Just choose your own adventure.
Speaker 1: And you're getting anxious. What I've been on fireland and
Speaker 1: never had sex with anybody on it and it didn't
Speaker 1: bother me. You don't have to have sex. You don't
Speaker 1: have to and the time for you. In the rample,
Speaker 1: I said a red sex with anybody. You're not a
Speaker 1: person to be. You're a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell
Speaker 1: me again, Oh, this is a this is a survey
Speaker 1: by a hunter. Harris. You're the prompt is you're the
Speaker 1: options are a wizard Harry or Claire Foy and first man,
Speaker 1: a bunch of boys. I'm you're a bunch of boys.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Claire, but there's a clip from the
Speaker 1: trailer where she goes, you're a bunch of boys and
Speaker 1: they're just like laying on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry,
Speaker 1: but I wish I was a bunch of boys. So
Speaker 1: that's a goal I have. Can be whatever you want
Speaker 1: to know, but I'm not. I know what I am now,
Speaker 1: and I'm just saying I'm yeah. I think you two
Speaker 1: are your wizard, Harry, and we're you're a bunch of boys,
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't like the island. I am, you're a
Speaker 1: bunch of boys. You said you don't even like it.
Speaker 1: Not even this trip is going to change your mind.
Speaker 1: I bet because you haven't been in like a year. Right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you
Speaker 1: what it is? It's not even it's not even a
Speaker 1: culture thing. It is a I don't like to be
Speaker 1: sandy girl. Don't go to the sand. Hello, Why why
Speaker 1: keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak
Speaker 1: your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when I
Speaker 1: get out of the bed sand everyone scorpions, dear, dear,
Speaker 1: divorce scorpion absolute with scorpions, deer the handheld Dyson Darling's funny.
Speaker 1: Suck up the sand, my scorpion husband, he say, bring
Speaker 1: the handheld dicon over, bitch, Yes, honey, shark and have
Speaker 1: a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I want,
Speaker 1: just speaking every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna
Speaker 1: leave his name. Who are we been talking about? You?
Speaker 1: Do be very clear? Named yar always hurt Harry. I
Speaker 1: think I think I will do the bleeping is that okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a yeah, great, we got an affirmative from Emma.
Speaker 1: I think that makes it more interesting. And this thing
Speaker 1: is exciting, it's exciting. I think you should bleep out
Speaker 1: every proper now and can't wait for this to be
Speaker 1: hoisted onto my plate. When I get tons of d
Speaker 1: m s, who are you talking about? Who are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Everyone? Because they know privilege, I've never once
Speaker 1: gotten a d what privilege? Privilege? What privilege? What privilege? No?
Speaker 1: Every true that people go in your MS more, that's
Speaker 1: not true. No, I'm just saying I constantly whenever I
Speaker 1: get d ms that are like, what were you guys
Speaker 1: talking about? What's this? What's this? I'm gonna do that
Speaker 1: to you everything it does. No, I get those d
Speaker 1: ms the time to here. Here's the thing. If you
Speaker 1: want to find out who this person is, just DM
Speaker 1: me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't talk
Speaker 1: to me. Don't DM Matt, never d Matt again. To
Speaker 1: come up in person. That comes support the dolls. Let's
Speaker 1: come in person, the girls, tip the girls. I think
Speaker 1: it's time for I don't think this segment segments. This
Speaker 1: is our segment that we do. That is our one
Speaker 1: minute to rent on something in culture that we do
Speaker 1: not like or find a distasteful or even hate. And
Speaker 1: looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going
Speaker 1: to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna break the world. It's so good. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: wow wow, Okay, all right, this is um. I've got one.
Speaker 1: You want to go first, you go first, I can
Speaker 1: go first. Here you go. This is gonna be bowen Yang's.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to
Speaker 1: talk about recycles air bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey.
Speaker 1: You're just taking air and making it move around and
Speaker 1: oscillate in little waves. I see you. That is. That
Speaker 1: is not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch.
Speaker 1: If you want to if you want it process air,
Speaker 1: you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need
Speaker 1: you to be blasting in my face and all my
Speaker 1: little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey. If it's a fan,
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of air. Get down, take your
Speaker 1: time to you and moreover, I don't see what the
Speaker 1: purpose is fifteen seconds. The ceiling fans are just good
Speaker 1: for you know, for cats to just look at something,
Speaker 1: for children to be you know, transfixed. It's a distraction
Speaker 1: in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions. We need
Speaker 1: to be talking about the thing itself, and the thing
Speaker 1: itself is air conditioning pens for your rebuttal, this fraggard
Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I did a really good pen.
Speaker 1: It was a little southern. Hello laurens me, Lauren? Are
Speaker 1: you hello? Lauren? Get to Montreal. Um, this is Matt Rodgers.
Speaker 1: I don't think somebody's happening. Wait wait, wait, wait wait
Speaker 1: do you have it? Um? I I had it for
Speaker 1: a second. Um oh yes, yes, yes, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Matt Roger's. I don't think so. It's time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. Loranges, Okay, this is what
Speaker 1: you get when it's in between a lemon and orange.
Speaker 1: It's a big lemon, it's a small orange. Here's what
Speaker 1: I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in a fucking drink.
Speaker 1: Why because when you get cut into it, unfortunately, it
Speaker 1: has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass
Speaker 1: of an orange. Fruit, so you have a very large,
Speaker 1: hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if
Speaker 1: you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey,
Speaker 1: you will find that it doesn't taste as good as
Speaker 1: it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch.
Speaker 1: There are is a orange tree in the backyard of Granta, Titleman,
Speaker 1: and the things actually look good. But the problem with
Speaker 1: that is they look good and then you go to
Speaker 1: taste them, honey, and they taste I don't think so, honey, oranges,
Speaker 1: decide what you are. You can either be one or
Speaker 1: two things. Lemon, there are only two of these things.
Speaker 1: That's the binary and that Lauren oranges. Welcome to the stage, lawnges.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. No, you know loranges. No, that's
Speaker 1: not what they're called. I believe there's so many damn
Speaker 1: hybrid fruits out there. You can't even can't keep tracking,
Speaker 1: can't you the hybrid I'm half fag, half horse, Lauren
Speaker 1: a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh, it, says
Speaker 1: record producer Lau Wrong. Yeah, because it's a person. Do
Speaker 1: these wait do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait? What fruit?
Speaker 1: Do you think they're just bad? Lemons are bad oranges.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're called orange Jim's Wait, oranges, these don't exists
Speaker 1: in credit is back yard. No wonder it, larenge. It's
Speaker 1: like a large lemon that's like half an orange. Probably
Speaker 1: eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do
Speaker 1: these not? Are these not real? I had not heard
Speaker 1: of them, but they had a lot of weird hybrid fruits,
Speaker 1: especially alright, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits.
Speaker 1: Then you're confusing my oranges. Lorange slide into the d
Speaker 1: m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into
Speaker 1: the oranges? Every time he says lawrenches, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up at all. I'm getting his larange. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's time we can get We can put
Speaker 1: a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.
Speaker 1: And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh
Speaker 1: and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think
Speaker 1: Aaron gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve
Speaker 1: the right to walk out if I don't. This is
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson' I don't think so many as time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, going to church on Sunday
Speaker 1: and Wednesday. No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day.
Speaker 1: I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday,
Speaker 1: my damn like, and I didn't want to go on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I already got all the God I needed on Sunday,
Speaker 1: and some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday
Speaker 1: night and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh,
Speaker 1: I love my church community. I want to see him more, well,
Speaker 1: honeyment picture. Look at a damn picture of them. You'll
Speaker 1: see him in but six days, noted, but seconds. And
Speaker 1: then he got to go look at them all on Wednesday. No, honey,
Speaker 1: wednsdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think.
Speaker 1: So this is terrible, killed them all. That's one minute
Speaker 1: of sucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I heard that many questions. Yeah, so we're the
Speaker 1: Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people,
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah? I mean it was more like we
Speaker 1: did choir and youth group on well, so there was
Speaker 1: different activities to do that Sunday youth group, Sunday evening,
Speaker 1: Sunday evening, and you'd still come on Wednesday for like
Speaker 1: it was how long were the masses? Well, it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a seven days day. It was like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a massive but it was like a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Sorry queen, no, no, no no. It was like we
Speaker 1: didn't all like go into the big church. It was
Speaker 1: like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're white dinner
Speaker 1: with these phitey whit we would have on Friday night.
Speaker 1: Friday nights, no comes about God the whole dayn weekend.
Speaker 1: When you're Saturday you're feeling bad for all the fucking
Speaker 1: you're doing, and then Sunday pray to God for give you.
Speaker 1: When is the last time anyone here went to I went?
Speaker 1: Probably sometimes I when I'm visiting my family. I go
Speaker 1: to church for Christmas. I only go when I'm working it.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone
Speaker 1: believe like, okay, cool at one time saying it that
Speaker 1: really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village,
Speaker 1: that what was that? What was that spiritual song? Are
Speaker 1: you guys saying last night? Which what I left your
Speaker 1: name on? And then we shout out to the Lord,
Speaker 1: and my sister says so I love Lord, I left
Speaker 1: your name on high because and then would you guys
Speaker 1: do like well, we actually found so one in the audience.
Speaker 1: We wanted to get a sign language interpreter because that
Speaker 1: felt very youth group. And then we come to someone
Speaker 1: who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything
Speaker 1: is it was happening? Now walk us through because I
Speaker 1: need a refresher. What are what are the show? From
Speaker 1: the Earth to the Cross is minded to pay from
Speaker 1: the Cross to the grave, from the grave to this guy, Lord,
Speaker 1: I left your name on high. Josh is a harmony
Speaker 1: queen gorgeous. It was not the right choice, killed them all.
Speaker 1: Now it's still at all. You're glad to be going
Speaker 1: last because you know, you know what the best church
Speaker 1: song is for me says Happy Birthday Jesus and the
Speaker 1: Highest blessed. It is he who comes from the name
Speaker 1: of the Lord hold Highest. What's the Michael W. Smith
Speaker 1: song We Love God? Which but yeah, but the one
Speaker 1: before that's really iconic. It's like a full like eighties backing.
Speaker 1: I thought, you're like time, I can't remember you you
Speaker 1: wep and now will rasp you a best day? This
Speaker 1: is just like this is that classics sketch premise that
Speaker 1: Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for
Speaker 1: Hammercats re He was what's that song that goes? Um?
Speaker 1: What's that about? Getting a little tired? Everybody promises, promises
Speaker 1: the whole looking for a reason, rolling through the night
Speaker 1: to find my place in this world, My place in
Speaker 1: this world? That's actually birds that guy. I think that
Speaker 1: charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say hercules.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be going last because I picked another
Speaker 1: one and it does not fit the tone of the previous,
Speaker 1: so I just decided on a new one. Was a
Speaker 1: previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism,
Speaker 1: but have a better one now boring now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, living with my Dom's parents, don't come
Speaker 1: and try to slap my little boy hole incomes. It
Speaker 1: comes Dom's mommy like are we going to are we
Speaker 1: going to see grand popping mom on Wednesday? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: come now, mommy, getting me dripping home And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm so close to getting me lass
Speaker 1: since I think his parents don't even want me to
Speaker 1: have it, so I'll have to stay at the house
Speaker 1: and they'd be walking in on my vicies. Every time
Speaker 1: we feel at sexy Vich, they'd be walking into handcuffed
Speaker 1: to radiator, ready to have him come. And then they
Speaker 1: come and say, oh, you're staying for meat pie or
Speaker 1: not for dinner? And I say my me, mommy, mommy,
Speaker 1: And then and then Dump gets flustered and he loses
Speaker 1: little pony and has anyone ever done one in character?
Speaker 1: You know why? This is the first? Like God, this
Speaker 1: is the first in character on the Pot episode? Max
Speaker 1: Twitter did do one as Satan. Oh, remember that one?
Speaker 1: Anyone is Satan? I think Laura? They Laura? I did
Speaker 1: one with they just started. I don't think so many.
Speaker 1: And then she screams and there's like a track that
Speaker 1: plays and then they screaming. That's what the kids are
Speaker 1: getting created kids aretting cream. This was a while ago
Speaker 1: to the early live ones. Not this is the first
Speaker 1: in character on the Pots. The most frequent guest and
Speaker 1: an innovator and oh my god, guest co hosted is
Speaker 1: your jo has God go guests with me and with
Speaker 1: me at live shows. Oh at live she's but never
Speaker 1: on the pot. And he's been on the pot three times.
Speaker 1: The only Live. The only POT episode guest hosts have
Speaker 1: been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp. I believe interesting. Oh no, yes,
Speaker 1: oh so Chris is also I mean Joel is also
Speaker 1: a four timer. Then on the show many times he
Speaker 1: has three time guests and then a guest host. I
Speaker 1: think Josh is not the first all the earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta hit that r. I mean, this has just
Speaker 1: been another historic episode. I did not know what it
Speaker 1: was gonna be, a real Schrodinger's cat going in opening
Speaker 1: the box and things cat dead or alive, and not
Speaker 1: knowing what the outcome would be. And then I knew
Speaker 1: the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage, schroe
Speaker 1: Dinger's cat. RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I
Speaker 1: got it. There's a good one. But on to the stage.
Speaker 1: Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so
Speaker 1: she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Pattio lights patio lights
Speaker 1: because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, can
Speaker 1: you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find patio lights.
Speaker 1: Calimony Ala and she's like, she's a woman, but she's
Speaker 1: a woman who died at the Alamo. She's a Ghost,
Speaker 1: Queen Queen, how to the Baby, Baby Girl. When you
Speaker 1: are gone, you can always sing? And when you are
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