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Speaker 1: going to be? Yes, mad foppish, Mad fopish. I was

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Speaker 1: want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately,

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Speaker 1: Dragon quest date. They have descriptions for the monsters. My

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Speaker 1: This is the new mascot for last culture Rest, and

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Speaker 1: startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? Is that

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Speaker 1: two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way.

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Speaker 1: If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't

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Speaker 1: because of the blackout iconic blackout. No, no, no, we

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Speaker 1: Stephanie j. Block is not in that Sean, She's no,

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Speaker 1: They love to do now like Jukebox Musical with three

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I was thinking? You know who sneakily?

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Speaker 1: sweet sixteam. That's that's Rosemont, and I can't relate because

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Speaker 1: place in castles, in castles and boats, and this was Colorado.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't. It wasn't. My journey's very long island, long islands,

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Speaker 1: And I'm here. I came to my door, not not January,

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Speaker 1: I'll make you Coco faggott. Yeah, And it was the

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Speaker 1: as a design fag, should be to come forward and

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Speaker 1: say they got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you

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Speaker 1: emotional for me to see you guys just drop in

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Speaker 1: and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you did get on the back. You still get on

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Speaker 1: the backs of two straight men and ride them around.

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Speaker 1: And Josh and I are both over six ft tall,

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Speaker 1: and when we're taller than us, so we were very tall.

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Speaker 1: My train around to knock over people's drinks. Was my goal.

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Speaker 1: They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen

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Speaker 1: year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall fagots,

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Speaker 1: and they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony.

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Speaker 1: And actually, I have to say, that's a great song.

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Speaker 1: That is we like that one and like it. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to know he does well. It is fun

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Speaker 1: to make fun of because it is like the Baba

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Speaker 1: O'Reilly teenage ways. So it's like, damn, it's fully stolen.

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Speaker 1: It's not even three notes. It's like to what isn't Yeah,

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Speaker 1: change that just bomp bump bump. It goes bom bomb.

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Speaker 1: Whereas and Katie love her, Katie, if you're listening, love you.

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Speaker 1: on record for saying that Katy Perry kensing, I find

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Speaker 1: her voice. It's been a long time and she hasn't

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Speaker 1: proved it once. I I disagree with this, and wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a second to

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Speaker 1: say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually I'm actually

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Speaker 1: gonna stop having fun. Who do you think? Can I

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Speaker 1: ask you? Who do you think is a famous pop

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Speaker 1: star that can't sing? Cannot say? What do you think

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Speaker 1: Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say Brittany can sing.

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Speaker 1: I would say Selena almost cannot sing. I would say

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna. But I

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Speaker 1: think Madonna. I think she's got it. She's got it,

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Speaker 1: that kid, she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has

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Speaker 1: been able to sing in the past when she lets

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Speaker 1: herself work on it. Do you know what actually is

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Speaker 1: a song of culture? Crazy? That Mills and you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why do they pick that key? I think that's even

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Speaker 1: higher than the original? This kiy to any room? The

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Speaker 1: first time I say the door knocks down, It doesn't

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Speaker 1: just open, it knocks down in front of me. I

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Speaker 1: say this kiy, Now, Katie is really Katie gave us

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Speaker 1: Mary and Williamson mainstream before Mary and Williamson. Did you

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Speaker 1: see her tweet about it? She said, not gonna lie,

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Speaker 1: but I sound like Mary and Williams. When I've had

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Speaker 1: a couple of glasses of read, she says, when I

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Speaker 1: have a couple of white Joe Biden, did you hear

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Speaker 1: me like these super predators need to go to prison. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for speaking political truth on the podank

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Speaker 1: you finally, let's talk politics. Let's talk politics. I have

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Speaker 1: been waiting for us facts to start talking about politics.

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Speaker 1: Now go around and say who you're supporting. Okay, cold

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Speaker 1: play for me? When I first heard parachutes, Oh, I

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Speaker 1: knew culture was for me. Yeah, and my my favorite

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Speaker 1: song of the of the debates was fixed You. I'm supporting.

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Speaker 1: I'm supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which

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Speaker 1: I donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren and after the

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Speaker 1: call to action, after I clicked, they said would you

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Speaker 1: like to leave a tip? Which is l O. But

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Speaker 1: then I was like, I think it goes directly to

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Speaker 1: the campaign. Because I said yes, I'll do so, I

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Speaker 1: end up doing sixty, um, sixty dollars. Thank you. Let

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Speaker 1: me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris.

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Speaker 1: How many hundreds I'm not gonna say how much over

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Speaker 1: Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. I've

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Speaker 1: just like I happened to have sent would you love

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Speaker 1: a joint ticket? I actually would actually they've famously taken

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Speaker 1: a witch who is which? Who is which? On your ticket?

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Speaker 1: I is the same for me to say, I don't care,

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Speaker 1: but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump. But I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I do think I've said this a thousand times too.

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Speaker 1: It would just be fun of somebody young debated Trump.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who, just because you could truly roll

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Speaker 1: your eyes and be like Grandpa, Can I say, can

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Speaker 1: I throw this out there though? And I'm counting Kamala

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Speaker 1: as young. I count I count them all as young.

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Speaker 1: If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it.

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Speaker 1: Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up

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Speaker 1: for a few d um wait. I think someone got

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Speaker 1: into my d MS and was like, hey, are you

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Speaker 1: guys supporting Buddha judge talking about you guys, me and

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Speaker 1: you Yeah, And I was like, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: was like, we support him, but not with our money,

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Speaker 1: And that's what I said. I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now, and

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Speaker 1: he is not one of for the narrative, but I

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Speaker 1: but I do like people to judge. But but I

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Speaker 1: think not my not my number one. I guess I've

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Speaker 1: supported four kings with my money? Can I guess? Bernie

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth two for two? So far? It's far because we're

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Speaker 1: talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing

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Speaker 1: fag casting Bernie, I can't this games boring? Who Julian

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Speaker 1: Kastro stupid white fuck? And then I did give Kamala

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Speaker 1: some money as well, very little. I actually thought that

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Speaker 1: I bought the Kamala Harris T shirt that says in

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Speaker 1: that I don't actually love Kamala, but get behind her

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Speaker 1: if she becomes the option. Well sure I would say this.

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Speaker 1: I think it would be very very um. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: crack the cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate, Mike

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Speaker 1: Pence TV and what what's most important for me? And

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Speaker 1: you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening

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Speaker 1: to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't he's

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Speaker 1: not on board this second year. Here's these four voices. Honey,

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Speaker 1: every last one of the pods talk about talk about

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Speaker 1: sending hole picks don't even have that k hole picks. Brother, brother, oh, brother,

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Speaker 1: But I think I think it would be I think

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Speaker 1: the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump and Bud.

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Speaker 1: Now I have an idea. Is it a game? This

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Speaker 1: is not a game. But your jewel, my jewel jew

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Speaker 1: not the j uu ou my gemstone encrusted in a ring.

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Speaker 1: I love say your idea. Bit, I want to start

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Speaker 1: a live panel show in New York City, Darling with

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Speaker 1: all the queers. But Josh, very smartly, was like, because

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Speaker 1: I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time

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Speaker 1: on top of the standard hotel at Labanee, she was

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Speaker 1: BArch said, what are y'all talking about? Is that a

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Speaker 1: panel show? Honey? We fill over iconic stunning women drowned

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Speaker 1: iconic that AOC was at a Susan BArch to party,

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Speaker 1: which one was she? She was at some Susan BArch

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Speaker 1: party and it was like they took a selfie together

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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine

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Speaker 1: a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well used

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Speaker 1: to be a waitress, drink the bartender. There's a huge difference.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine, imagine Pete. I just want to quickly

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Speaker 1: say that boot edge edge thing that is going around

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Speaker 1: and everyone has the that is a Peter Kelly joke.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean Peter Kelly did that? He put

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Speaker 1: it on a bottle of poppers and was like he's

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Speaker 1: campaign campaign did that, and then Peter, no, no he

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Speaker 1: did no, no, no, you're wrong, up the receipt. Peter's

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Speaker 1: joke was to put the document did documents. No, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I have these documents. Is

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Speaker 1: the new I have the sea these documents claim these

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Speaker 1: documents otherwise, Oh, I've got a notary on a leash, honey,

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Speaker 1: contain my my bad contains nunnarized documents that say and

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Speaker 1: claim otherwise myself will notarize anything for sir. You know

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Speaker 1: that line in Hamlet, get thee to a nunnery, get

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Speaker 1: thee to a notary, And that was Peter Kelly wrote

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Speaker 1: that first Na Shakespeare. Wait, what was gonna say? And

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Speaker 1: you were about to say something great idea I had, Well,

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Speaker 1: you were like, it has to be it can't be

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Speaker 1: like a plane panel show with no extra layer on top.

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Speaker 1: It has to be a take on a panel ship.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I think it should be a

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Speaker 1: panel show about current events and baby we get into.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to need to bring a Republican in? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Who could we have? Oh no, that's not invited,

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Speaker 1: And do not tuck that out because he sucks wild?

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Speaker 1: Actually don't. I'm not on Twitter, so I don't always

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Speaker 1: know who's really like. I'm unclear about at all. What

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Speaker 1: is his deal? Is he a gay Republicans a gay

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Speaker 1: Republican Republican though, but during the whole skank fest fiasco

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Speaker 1: he was like people who then you fucked into? It

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Speaker 1: was unintelligible. I read his tweets, I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this doesn't even This is not registering to me as

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Speaker 1: like my I like Twitter better than Instagram generally. But

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Speaker 1: the one thing I do like about Instagram is like

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Speaker 1: when the skank festing happens, like you can't really like

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Speaker 1: put your take or your thought Instagram. You can when

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this tragedy happens and people post a picture,

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Speaker 1: But like, sure, Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs

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Speaker 1: to get canceled. It's very hard for me to be

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Speaker 1: tolerant of Republicans. Is that insane for me to say, like,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's just like and you know when you know,

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Speaker 1: like this whole thing of like back in the day

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Speaker 1: when we used to have a civil conversation, you know

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Speaker 1: that's because we were too afraid to say anything, right,

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Speaker 1: You know that we were able to quote have a

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Speaker 1: civil conversation because literally society was on your side because

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Speaker 1: this is the time when gay people had no voice

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Speaker 1: and people of color had no voice. That's why you

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Speaker 1: were able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's

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Speaker 1: what you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers

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Speaker 1: in the VP debate now, I think Rogers Rogers vs.

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Speaker 1: V understand is that incorrect. They tied it to like

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Speaker 1: identity politics, to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this

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Speaker 1: and like which changed like the seventies, like Republicans is

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Speaker 1: gonna be tied to religion and so that that that's

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Speaker 1: because it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation

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Speaker 1: free Stonewall. It was like the homophile organizations were like

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Speaker 1: some of them, like Maddiking Society managing society was like

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Speaker 1: we should be don't hold hands, and like we gotta

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Speaker 1: like we should be white. Yeah. No, it was like

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Speaker 1: we gotta bring like these people, these like these people

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Speaker 1: in psychio try on on our side, which on the

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Speaker 1: like was sort of it does make a point, makes

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Speaker 1: a point, but all shouldn't have to exactly. But then

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Speaker 1: like other activist groups were like, no, that's stupid. We

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Speaker 1: have to like make noise and be I guess I'm

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Speaker 1: not even talking about gay Republicans like whatever that is,

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Speaker 1: Like I hope you're getting searching for their um. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's just like this thing of like like I

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Speaker 1: do watch the View each day and Megan Megan mccame

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Speaker 1: is constantly on her on her ship about how like

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Speaker 1: you know, traditional Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: well it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't

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Speaker 1: speak for anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I

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Speaker 1: think why it's dead, like they say, like you know,

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Speaker 1: no one wants they Someone asked her like would you

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Speaker 1: ever run for office and following your father's footsteps, and

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Speaker 1: she was like, well, my type of Republicanism isn't popular,

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Speaker 1: and she kind of went on about that and I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I mean, do you think that maybe

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Speaker 1: this isn't popular because the people that you've been taking

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Speaker 1: advantage of for this long, I have now figured out

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Speaker 1: that that's the case. Like Paul Ryan coming out the

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Speaker 1: other day and saying like, oh, yeah, Trump's an idiot.

631
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: We knew all along. It's like, okay, so literally you

632
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: were putting politics for anything else and like putting us

633
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Speaker 1: in danger with an idiot at at the head of

634
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: the country because why it furthered your political agenda that

635
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Speaker 1: vile before any of that true, but it's just like

636
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: full and rand eat the port right Nazi, He's just

637
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: as bad. So it's like and then I guess that's

638
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: my politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh,

639
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: you just like say things in a certain way that

640
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like

641
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiotcy whereas like

642
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil and

643
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: it's like, no, he's been a full slime since day one.

644
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: But how can you wonder why that's disappearing now? Do

645
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: you hear yourself talk like it's just mind bob like

646
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: to and we did get into we got into politics

647
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: and we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was

648
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for

649
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: me to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running.

650
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm the four roof Democrats. To announce there was there

651
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: was a minute in my head where I thought about

652
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: running for Congress on Long Island. When what minute these

653
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: out of the close terms, right on the class terms,

654
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: I was like ac inspired as inspired me to Ron,

655
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I should I come out forgotten you office?

656
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: We need more stars to run stars? Oh my god,

657
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: we need more stars like Trump. It's going great. Yeah,

658
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: actually there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars.

659
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 1: What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh, were

660
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Speaker 1: coming Orlando, bitch, that's where you need to run. You

661
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: would be well, I would win anywhere I ran. Well,

662
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: we all agree on that, star, Honey, I can. I

663
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: can win in Topeka? Do I can? What? What would

664
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Speaker 1: I run on? I think I would run on I

665
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Speaker 1: think I would run on trail. I would run on

666
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Speaker 1: Mary and Williamson's exact just just lip syncer. I just

667
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: lip sync Mary and Williamson the whole time, like some

668
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: queens out there. No listen um, politics are exhausting. Let's

669
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: talk more about cold Play was fixed. I think I

670
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: liked the X and way was my entry point because

671
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Speaker 1: I missed the whole rush of Blood to the head

672
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Speaker 1: was there was that their debut album, Rush No Parachute.

673
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out

674
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: calling them the greatest band in the unit. Understand that

675
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: they became that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced

676
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: them at a show. He was like, the best band

677
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: in the world, cold Play. And then I was like,

678
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,

679
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, a child's um. Yeah. Also,

680
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: I mean again not an interesting take, but they were

681
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they

682
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: do but better. So it's like so interesting it was

683
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: it was you too too. It's like this is the

684
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Speaker 1: the next YouTube, the next radio Head. And then they

685
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: became let's go around the room? Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes,

686
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes, I

687
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Speaker 1: wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a Dodds

688
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: dodd to use the Michelin rating playing a trip around. Yeah,

689
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: I learned that just one star is um worth a stop?

690
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: So okay, can I ask you a question? How do

691
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: you even get one star? You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah,

692
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: you have to be very I you have to be

693
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: really fanciul. You have accumulate stars. So you get you

694
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: get one, and you get more and more and more

695
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: until you can drop him. Honey Rope the Breslyn April.

696
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: That's tragic. The first time she hasn't been Michelin start

697
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: since two restaurants have them clear, it's like an honor

698
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 1: to get one. Yeah, so one star is worth a stop,

699
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: two stars is worth a detour, and three stars is

700
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: worth a special trip. How about that? That's so gay?

701
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: That's why I said my cost is one star by

702
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: my ass three baby cock. Yeah, I get it. But

703
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: if you but if you're buying a ticket, it better

704
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: be from my ass. Michelin the Grand dom herself herself

705
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: four than three, and you can get more than three,

706
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: but like, no know that you can. I thought three

707
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: was you know, Miss Katie Perry and Buenapotite has a

708
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: lyric that says I'm a fast you definitely can't get five,

709
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: And maybe I think there is is tricking us well,

710
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: then what is for if three is a trip? Is

711
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: for like go to another planet, for as like for

712
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: as like book your ticket, bitch? Why as sleep three

713
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 1: is like we're going to use the point? Yeah, okay,

714
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: then credit card? Hoey, honey, Honey used the point. Honey

715
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: used the points and used the point. Now, I think

716
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: this is a great time speaking of travel, talk about

717
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: saying the trip that we trip. Now, let's plan this.

718
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna throw this up Lando. We're going to

719
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: Orlando August. We come back that day. But David's coming

720
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: on August nine to join us. You want to come? Yeah,

721
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: let me think about this when they get travel, I

722
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: don't have anything. I think it'll be fun for us

723
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: all to go. That's what I'm saying. I definitely definitely

724
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: didn't need the attitude. I don't send to giving it.

725
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: I definitely didn't need that. I'm shocked and appalled. I

726
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: was thinking something more in the fall, okay, an autumnal

727
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: Do you want to go like upstate and see leaves?

728
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 1: Or do you want to get on a damn plane?

729
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: Or you can take a plane upstate? Actually, you know,

730
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: be fun? What Montreal? I love Montreal and I haven't

731
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: been in a long time. This bitch is going in

732
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: July and then for the party. Maybe it'll feel to you.

733
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 1: When I went to Montreal like seven years ago, maybe

734
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: it's the only time I've had like a and I

735
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: know this isn't real, but the like sex with a

736
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: straight guy where I met this guy at the gay

737
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: club who was French and was like, I'm here for

738
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: the summer. My girlfriend is in France. As she said,

739
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: I could do whatever I want to go home with him?

740
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: How was but what he said? Say what he said?

741
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: He wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend? Yeah,

742
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: he was like that, and I want to, you know,

743
00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: suck at you know how my girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely,

744
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm hetero, more like hero hetero, more like hetero,

745
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: more like he eero, drop the tea, drop everything that fun.

746
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: I would, But would would that be too close to

747
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: your last Montreal trip? That I would like to go

748
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: somewhere we all can experience new, interesting somewhere none of

749
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: us have, is it? I haven't done any of you

750
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: done like or Mexico. Haven't done Mexico? What if we

751
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: went to Europe? I would? But what if we went

752
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: to Europe, I would do it. What if you want, Tom,

753
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next year?

754
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: Year's even an Amsterdam? Yeah. I would say being in

755
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: York was the most fun I've had it Pride. It

756
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely

757
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: was where it felt like it just more of an

758
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: event and a lot more things going on, and I

759
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: engaged with it a lot of the open now afterwards

760
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think. So

761
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: you gotta get Damn Taie Sunderland on this pod with

762
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: her yesterday and yeah, well he said you're gonna He

763
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: had demned me earlier saying you guys said it was

764
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: a little like I don't know what would I say,

765
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about

766
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: Kim Petrish, I would um, but yes, I was gonna

767
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: say this seems interested in World Pride for in New

768
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: York this year was interesting because my the narrative I

769
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's

770
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: gonna be Awful's gonna awful, It's gona be awful. Yes,

771
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: this is very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this

772
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: is gonna be so bad, it's gonna be so crowded

773
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be terrible. But then, yeah, I was

774
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: so surprised when you looked like the city rose to

775
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: the challenge and it did any more crowded than any

776
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: other Pride. It felt like because they knew it was

777
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: World Pride, they like planned better. Yeah, and so it's like, actually,

778
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: can I just thank the police? Can I secondly thank

779
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: the corporations because each and every one of them helped us.

780
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: They have our you know, Bank has your back. Faggett,

781
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: and I hope to god that had a great fucking

782
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: time at World Pride this year. Do you know him?

783
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: I met him. Wants a cluster fest to be a

784
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: lovely ns very funny. He's very he's very funny. He's

785
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: very funny, but like he just has shitty opinions. And

786
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I can say that and he can come and murder

787
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: me if he wants. You Totaly Degree super Smash Brothers

788
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: um fag edition and you guys can fight. The world

789
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: is great. Would go to a six minutes, two hours

790
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: love Amsterdam next year, I would do I would do

791
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would not

792
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:48,959
Speaker 1: be new for me, but I would love props from Roger.

793
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: Was somewhere new for all of us. But I'm saying

794
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: I love Berlin so much, I would happily go. Also,

795
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it

796
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: like a late spring, early summer, like nice weather because

797
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: it is cold. They're what if the fags went to

798
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: Nolans I've never been. We went every year for that's

799
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: when the weather will be, because it's past hurricane season.

800
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: It won't be fun. Would totally love to do that.

801
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Wait after let's pick a weekend. Let's

802
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy. There's much

803
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: the most fun parade Everest. I love to travel in October.

804
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: I love it's settled. I've been wanting to do that

805
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: for I think, honestly, throwing this out there, it sounds

806
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: crazy cuckoo. Vegas with the Fags would be very I

807
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: don't want to go back to tell you something. Literally,

808
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas, and

809
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh wait, why would anyone reject

810
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: ves I'll never gus so close mind, I'm actually going

811
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: to Vegas. So small mind, open minded, I have experience.

812
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: I have been there and I said, no, thanks many, David.

813
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 1: Did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing

814
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: game show in Vegas. That's wait, wait, we're doing it

815
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: on during this festival. We're doing it on September. Do

816
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 1: you see festival is Skank Fest Vegas. You've seen Maggie

817
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: Rogers in l A on the September nine, September twenty

818
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas doing game show in September twenty one.

819
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: We have our show at the Belt. You've got to

820
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: get for a woman who gets it and who gets

821
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: it more than I don't know what. I'm putting a

822
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: pin in it. We're going to New Orleans for help.

823
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: Pin drop. That's what you say whenever whenever lift pick

824
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: up New York, lift drop off New Orleans, pocket alligator,

825
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: get a alley and ninety nine now get her alley

826
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: and that's why you drop me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley

827
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: talks about how she went on a tour of a

828
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Speaker 1: plantation and the person kept saying the servants, and Langon

829
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: kept big like you mean slaves, Like the whole tour

830
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: are you talking? Langon isn't hunt And you know how

831
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: you're an icon, like she is the only person who

832
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: is Langon. That's our number one, queens, that's fair to

833
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Speaker 1: say number one. What is it home Taco in l A.

834
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: What is it called home state? The taco place. We're

835
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: sitting there meeting Langon. There, Langon comes up in head

836
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: to toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking

837
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: to the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton,

838
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 1: Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked.

839
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: It was too good what she had. She had all

840
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like,

841
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: in case they didn't tie my hair, was like, what

842
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: is this look? I don't know. It's great every she's

843
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: the one and only. She has to guard her very

844
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: porcelain skin from the sun. Yeah, you know. She writes

845
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: for the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell.

846
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy me a boat. She's hey, if she

847
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: ain't given Kamala fifty and a ten dollar tip, then

848
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: she can get gone. She's gonna she's gonna buy me

849
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: a boat for me and my husband. He goes when

850
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: he says, my Goldberg, bunny, and buy me a boat

851
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: my husband, He say my husband, I'm giving hicken Looper money.

852
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: My husband calls hick and Looper butterfly man because flap

853
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: flap flapp. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay, actually

854
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: and not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah,

855
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with making this question different. You are, You're

856
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: obsessed without answering this question. Having a bad episode. That

857
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: sucks of you to say it too, having a bad episode.

858
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: I think not my fault. Wait, wait, wait, let's let's

859
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how

860
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: do you think we can turn this around for you

861
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: think it's already? I think it's a pretty like this

862
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative.

863
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like,

864
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: so what World of Wonders rooting for you? You know?

865
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: Should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow start drag

866
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: and try and all get on season. Oh yes, and

867
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: I said that I'm not kidding. Let's all start track tomorrow.

868
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start

869
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on

870
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: Drag Race bottoms for the other in a gag bag

871
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: on World of Wonder, and until three of us get

872
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: on and one does not, and then that one has

873
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: to spread their spent thousands of times and the other

874
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: three will skip a stop on work the world to

875
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: come and sunk their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know,

876
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: we all win. I like it. I do think. I

877
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: do think if we got on drag Race, we'd be

878
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: the top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,

879
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: not one real queen or so none of this skill.

880
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: Well Bone can lip sync the only he's not the

881
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: only one. All of a sudden uploads a couple of bits,

882
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden he's the lip syncing queen.

883
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: One word slof one word Tina Burner, Burner, I want

884
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: to head a lettuce. Umh my god, that's true. Interesting yourself,

885
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: Ti tim dealing, but so pro head, I say it

886
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: a lot of the same ship deal justld queen. He's

887
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: like it's Puto Rican wrapping. It's like like like watch well,

888
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: but she's so funing she does for I've seen I think,

889
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: let us call me a fag. Of course you too.

890
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 1: She saw these red nails on me and they were chipped.

891
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: She said, what are your nails painted? Even fingering a clown,

892
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: terrible drag queen, you even fingering a clown. Kids, All

893
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 1: these kids are rotten, rotten kids. We were in Palm

894
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: Springs and we were the thing about Palm Springs is

895
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of like name names, older older

896
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: game men retired in their name Stewart, Richard, Simbol, Donovan

897
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group

898
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: of this group of men to get to our table.

899
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: When when our table was called, and this one game

900
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to

901
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what

902
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: do you think that was? We wanted to He likes

903
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hot What

904
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: you were wearing or what was going on in the

905
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: more A nice white printed shirt. It was very crisp,

906
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: short sleeves. He looked very he looked very sort of

907
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: that aesthetic pump. Spring's actually not sure I wore like

908
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: a butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,

909
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: I did remember what I wore or maybe okay, maybe

910
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 1: he works in and he was saying to his friends.

911
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: Come on, I can't believe he's here and not working,

912
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: because this kid is so talented and I'm a fan

913
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: of the That's what I wanted it to get across,

914
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: with my talent on this talented kid here, he's not

915
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: in the studio, should be filming. That's what it was.

916
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: Or maybe he's maybe he's friends with your mom. Yeah,

917
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: maybe maybe he's friends with your mom and he knows

918
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: you just came out six months ago and you're already

919
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs. He's like, come on, what is going

920
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: on over here? Guess that was That's what it was before.

921
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: That's what it was. This is the fact Matt was

922
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini and you and

923
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking in Viz

924
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: and I and that's and that was a sobering reminder.

925
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I still have

926
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: a long way Togo before people see me, and I

927
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: better make a big splash New Orleans. What were you wearing? Man?

928
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: I was? I truly looked perfectly average. It was great,

929
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: and I was eating a lot and I was like,

930
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: we were having a really good time. I was putting

931
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: food first, good good pool. I saw a lot of pool.

932
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: We had a really good time. I actually, I'm sorry,

933
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something controversial. Let's get into it's very

934
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: long island. Well, I'll tell you why I prefer a

935
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: pool culture to beach culture culture culture. Every ever talked

936
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: to me again, that's gonna be weird per the rest

937
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: of a podcast. It's gonna be weird for the rest

938
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: of it. I don't know. I feel I feel, I

939
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: feel you have to admit Fire Island as a pool culture. Though,

940
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: sure I have to, you have to. What do you

941
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island is like a

942
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's it's like stormtroopers. Well,

943
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 1: here's I don't know what that means. It's like, I

944
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: don't know, white, you don't know what it's all white stormtroopers.

945
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: That's what. Here's here's okay, here's here's what I think

946
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: it is good at laser guns. Is that in Palm

947
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 1: Spring legal palm Springs, you can just get just sequester yourself,

948
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 1: don't You don't have to be seen. You go outside

949
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: to get dinner, and that's like the moment you're like

950
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: oh yes, society, the rabble, the gentry, and then the petariat.

951
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: But in Fire Island it's like everyone's just you're you're

952
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: always sort of coming out. It's Palm Springs over Fire Island.

953
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: The Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island.

954
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: Fire Island is like anyone can come over and you

955
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: can't tell them to leave, whereas it's like Palm Springs,

956
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: it's like you're in your house with your people. Want Honestly,

957
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you

958
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 1: want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire

959
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: Island is like summer camp and that can be like

960
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: with all the pros and cons. Yeah, exhausted, I don't

961
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna say

962
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is theoretically

963
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: anyone could just walk into your house at night and

964
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well,

965
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs it's like it's all very far and

966
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: spread out, and it's it's it's more likely to happen

967
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs. I think. Yes, when I was just

968
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: in to Springs, they had I had to call the

969
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: like Airbnb, property manager journeys, like because I couldn't get

970
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: in the house. He's like, oh sorry, we're changing the

971
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: locks every day because there's so many robberies in the name.

972
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: I think Island is a place that it's like you

973
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: would It's the reason that Ultra so open and freeze,

974
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: because like you would never do anything there, because then

975
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry,

976
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't get away with Plump Springs is like

977
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: suburban getting dams, Like yeah, you can drive and go

978
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: anywhere there you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I

979
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: think it's a well, it's an interesting you would think

980
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: that I I would be Pump Springs and that would

981
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: be pro Fire Island. And why would you think that

982
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: Long Island it's a island geographic distance and not culture,

983
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long

984
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: Island culture, and I see the Pump Springs is somewhat closer.

985
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: I thought before I went to Fire Island, I thought

986
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: I had the opinion that I think a lot of

987
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: people have about it, that it would freak me out

988
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: and that it would make me anxious and that. But

989
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: I thought, I think it's very fun and lovely, white

990
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: and white. It'll make it. It will make you as

991
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: anxious as you let it. Just choose your own adventure.

992
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: And you're getting anxious. What I've been on fireland and

993
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,919
Speaker 1: never had sex with anybody on it and it didn't

994
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: bother me. You don't have to have sex. You don't

995
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: have to and the time for you. In the rample,

996
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: I said a red sex with anybody. You're not a

997
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: person to be. You're a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell

998
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: me again, Oh, this is a this is a survey

999
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: by a hunter. Harris. You're the prompt is you're the

1000
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: options are a wizard Harry or Claire Foy and first man,

1001
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: a bunch of boys. I'm you're a bunch of boys.

1002
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Claire, but there's a clip from the

1003
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: trailer where she goes, you're a bunch of boys and

1004
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: they're just like laying on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry,

1005
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: but I wish I was a bunch of boys. So

1006
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 1: that's a goal I have. Can be whatever you want

1007
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: to know, but I'm not. I know what I am now,

1008
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: and I'm just saying I'm yeah. I think you two

1009
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: are your wizard, Harry, and we're you're a bunch of boys,

1010
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't like the island. I am, you're a

1011
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: bunch of boys. You said you don't even like it.

1012
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: Not even this trip is going to change your mind.

1013
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: I bet because you haven't been in like a year. Right, Yeah, no,

1014
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you

1015
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: what it is? It's not even it's not even a

1016
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: culture thing. It is a I don't like to be

1017
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: sandy girl. Don't go to the sand. Hello, Why why

1018
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak

1019
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when I

1020
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: get out of the bed sand everyone scorpions, dear, dear,

1021
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: divorce scorpion absolute with scorpions, deer the handheld Dyson Darling's funny.

1022
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: Suck up the sand, my scorpion husband, he say, bring

1023
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: the handheld dicon over, bitch, Yes, honey, shark and have

1024
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I want,

1025
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: just speaking every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna

1026
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: leave his name. Who are we been talking about? You?

1027
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: Do be very clear? Named yar always hurt Harry. I

1028
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: think I think I will do the bleeping is that okay,

1029
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm a yeah, great, we got an affirmative from Emma.

1030
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: I think that makes it more interesting. And this thing

1031
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: is exciting, it's exciting. I think you should bleep out

1032
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: every proper now and can't wait for this to be

1033
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: hoisted onto my plate. When I get tons of d

1034
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: m s, who are you talking about? Who are you

1035
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: talking about? Everyone? Because they know privilege, I've never once

1036
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: gotten a d what privilege? Privilege? What privilege? What privilege? No?

1037
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: Every true that people go in your MS more, that's

1038
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: not true. No, I'm just saying I constantly whenever I

1039
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: get d ms that are like, what were you guys

1040
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: talking about? What's this? What's this? I'm gonna do that

1041
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: to you everything it does. No, I get those d

1042
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 1: ms the time to here. Here's the thing. If you

1043
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: want to find out who this person is, just DM

1044
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't talk

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Speaker 1: to me. Don't DM Matt, never d Matt again. To

1046
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: come up in person. That comes support the dolls. Let's

1047
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: come in person, the girls, tip the girls. I think

1048
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: it's time for I don't think this segment segments. This

1049
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: is our segment that we do. That is our one

1050
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: minute to rent on something in culture that we do

1051
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: not like or find a distasteful or even hate. And

1052
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going

1053
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna it's

1054
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: gonna break the world. It's so good. Oh my god,

1055
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: wow wow, Okay, all right, this is um. I've got one.

1056
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: You want to go first, you go first, I can

1057
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: go first. Here you go. This is gonna be bowen Yang's.

1058
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I

1059
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to

1060
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: talk about recycles air bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey.

1061
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: You're just taking air and making it move around and

1062
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: oscillate in little waves. I see you. That is. That

1063
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: is not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch.

1064
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: If you want to if you want it process air,

1065
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need

1066
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: you to be blasting in my face and all my

1067
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey. If it's a fan,

1068
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of air. Get down, take your

1069
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 1: time to you and moreover, I don't see what the

1070
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: purpose is fifteen seconds. The ceiling fans are just good

1071
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: for you know, for cats to just look at something,

1072
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: for children to be you know, transfixed. It's a distraction

1073
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions. We need

1074
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: to be talking about the thing itself, and the thing

1075
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: itself is air conditioning pens for your rebuttal, this fraggard

1076
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I did a really good pen.

1077
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: It was a little southern. Hello laurens me, Lauren? Are

1078
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: you hello? Lauren? Get to Montreal. Um, this is Matt Rodgers.

1079
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't think somebody's happening. Wait wait, wait, wait wait

1080
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: do you have it? Um? I I had it for

1081
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: a second. Um oh yes, yes, yes, Okay, this is

1082
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: Matt Roger's. I don't think so. It's time starts now.

1083
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. Loranges, Okay, this is what

1084
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: you get when it's in between a lemon and orange.

1085
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: It's a big lemon, it's a small orange. Here's what

1086
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 1: I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in a fucking drink.

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01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: Why because when you get cut into it, unfortunately, it

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01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass

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01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: of an orange. Fruit, so you have a very large,

1090
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if

1091
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,959
Speaker 1: you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey,

1092
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 1: you will find that it doesn't taste as good as

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 1: it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch.

1094
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: There are is a orange tree in the backyard of Granta, Titleman,

1095
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: and the things actually look good. But the problem with

1096
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: that is they look good and then you go to

1097
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: taste them, honey, and they taste I don't think so, honey, oranges,

1098
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: decide what you are. You can either be one or

1099
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: two things. Lemon, there are only two of these things.

1100
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: That's the binary and that Lauren oranges. Welcome to the stage, lawnges.

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01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. No, you know loranges. No, that's

1102
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,919
Speaker 1: not what they're called. I believe there's so many damn

1103
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: hybrid fruits out there. You can't even can't keep tracking,

1104
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: can't you the hybrid I'm half fag, half horse, Lauren

1105
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh, it, says

1106
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: record producer Lau Wrong. Yeah, because it's a person. Do

1107
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 1: these wait do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait? What fruit?

1108
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: Do you think they're just bad? Lemons are bad oranges.

1109
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 1: Maybe they're called orange Jim's Wait, oranges, these don't exists

1110
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: in credit is back yard. No wonder it, larenge. It's

1111
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 1: like a large lemon that's like half an orange. Probably

1112
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do

1113
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: these not? Are these not real? I had not heard

1114
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: of them, but they had a lot of weird hybrid fruits,

1115
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 1: especially alright, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits.

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01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: Then you're confusing my oranges. Lorange slide into the d

1117
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into

1118
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: the oranges? Every time he says lawrenches, I'm telling you,

1119
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up at all. I'm getting his larange. Um. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think it's time we can get We can put

1121
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 1: a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.

1122
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh

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01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 1: and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think

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01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: Aaron gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve

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01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: the right to walk out if I don't. This is

1126
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson' I don't think so many as time starts now,

1127
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, going to church on Sunday

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Speaker 1: and Wednesday. No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day.

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01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 1: I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday,

1130
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: my damn like, and I didn't want to go on Wednesday.

1131
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: I already got all the God I needed on Sunday,

1132
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: and some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday

1133
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: night and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh,

1134
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Speaker 1: I love my church community. I want to see him more, well,

1135
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: honeyment picture. Look at a damn picture of them. You'll

1136
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: see him in but six days, noted, but seconds. And

1137
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: then he got to go look at them all on Wednesday. No, honey,

1138
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 1: wednsdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think.

1139
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: So this is terrible, killed them all. That's one minute

1140
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: of sucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question for you. Yeah,

1141
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: so I heard that many questions. Yeah, so we're the

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01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people,

1143
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,680
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah? I mean it was more like we

1144
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: did choir and youth group on well, so there was

1145
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: different activities to do that Sunday youth group, Sunday evening,

1146
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,600
Speaker 1: Sunday evening, and you'd still come on Wednesday for like

1147
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: it was how long were the masses? Well, it wasn't

1148
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 1: like a seven days day. It was like it wasn't

1149
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: like a massive but it was like a couple of hours.

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01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: Sorry queen, no, no, no no. It was like we

1151
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: didn't all like go into the big church. It was

1152
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 1: like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're white dinner

1153
01:08:53,520 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: with these phitey whit we would have on Friday night.

1154
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 1: Friday nights, no comes about God the whole dayn weekend.

1155
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,719
Speaker 1: When you're Saturday you're feeling bad for all the fucking

1156
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: you're doing, and then Sunday pray to God for give you.

1157
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: When is the last time anyone here went to I went?

1158
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: Probably sometimes I when I'm visiting my family. I go

1159
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 1: to church for Christmas. I only go when I'm working it.

1160
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone

1161
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 1: believe like, okay, cool at one time saying it that

1162
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,759
Speaker 1: really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village,

1163
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: that what was that? What was that spiritual song? Are

1164
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,640
Speaker 1: you guys saying last night? Which what I left your

1165
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:48,639
Speaker 1: name on? And then we shout out to the Lord,

1166
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: and my sister says so I love Lord, I left

1167
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 1: your name on high because and then would you guys

1168
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 1: do like well, we actually found so one in the audience.

1169
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: We wanted to get a sign language interpreter because that

1170
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: felt very youth group. And then we come to someone

1171
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 1: who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything

1172
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: is it was happening? Now walk us through because I

1173
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 1: need a refresher. What are what are the show? From

1174
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: the Earth to the Cross is minded to pay from

1175
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: the Cross to the grave, from the grave to this guy, Lord,

1176
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 1: I left your name on high. Josh is a harmony

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01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 1: queen gorgeous. It was not the right choice, killed them all.

1178
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 1: Now it's still at all. You're glad to be going

1179
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: last because you know, you know what the best church

1180
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: song is for me says Happy Birthday Jesus and the

1181
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: Highest blessed. It is he who comes from the name

1182
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: of the Lord hold Highest. What's the Michael W. Smith

1183
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: song We Love God? Which but yeah, but the one

1184
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: before that's really iconic. It's like a full like eighties backing.

1185
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:08,680
Speaker 1: I thought, you're like time, I can't remember you you

1186
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 1: wep and now will rasp you a best day? This

1187
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: is just like this is that classics sketch premise that

1188
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for

1189
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: Hammercats re He was what's that song that goes? Um?

1190
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 1: What's that about? Getting a little tired? Everybody promises, promises

1191
01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: the whole looking for a reason, rolling through the night

1192
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:41,720
Speaker 1: to find my place in this world, My place in

1193
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: this world? That's actually birds that guy. I think that

1194
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 1: charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say hercules.

1195
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be going last because I picked another

1196
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 1: one and it does not fit the tone of the previous,

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01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: so I just decided on a new one. Was a

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01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 1: previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism,

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01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 1: but have a better one now boring now, I don't

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01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: think so, honey, living with my Dom's parents, don't come

1201
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 1: and try to slap my little boy hole incomes. It

1202
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,880
Speaker 1: comes Dom's mommy like are we going to are we

1203
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: going to see grand popping mom on Wednesday? And I'm like,

1204
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: come now, mommy, getting me dripping home And here's the thing,

1205
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm so close to getting me lass

1206
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 1: since I think his parents don't even want me to

1207
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,880
Speaker 1: have it, so I'll have to stay at the house

1208
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 1: and they'd be walking in on my vicies. Every time

1209
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 1: we feel at sexy Vich, they'd be walking into handcuffed

1210
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: to radiator, ready to have him come. And then they

1211
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: come and say, oh, you're staying for meat pie or

1212
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: not for dinner? And I say my me, mommy, mommy,

1213
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: And then and then Dump gets flustered and he loses

1214
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:10,679
Speaker 1: little pony and has anyone ever done one in character?

1215
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: You know why? This is the first? Like God, this

1216
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: is the first in character on the Pot episode? Max

1217
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 1: Twitter did do one as Satan. Oh, remember that one?

1218
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 1: Anyone is Satan? I think Laura? They Laura? I did

1219
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: one with they just started. I don't think so many.

1220
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,560
Speaker 1: And then she screams and there's like a track that

1221
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: plays and then they screaming. That's what the kids are

1222
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: getting created kids aretting cream. This was a while ago

1223
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 1: to the early live ones. Not this is the first

1224
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: in character on the Pots. The most frequent guest and

1225
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 1: an innovator and oh my god, guest co hosted is

1226
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:53,240
Speaker 1: your jo has God go guests with me and with

1227
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 1: me at live shows. Oh at live she's but never

1228
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: on the pot. And he's been on the pot three times.

1229
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 1: The only Live. The only POT episode guest hosts have

1230
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp. I believe interesting. Oh no, yes,

1231
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: oh so Chris is also I mean Joel is also

1232
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 1: a four timer. Then on the show many times he

1233
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: has three time guests and then a guest host. I

1234
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:23,639
Speaker 1: think Josh is not the first all the earth. Yeah,

1235
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:25,600
Speaker 1: I gotta hit that r. I mean, this has just

1236
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: been another historic episode. I did not know what it

1237
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: was gonna be, a real Schrodinger's cat going in opening

1238
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: the box and things cat dead or alive, and not

1239
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,679
Speaker 1: knowing what the outcome would be. And then I knew

1240
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage, schroe

1241
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,640
Speaker 1: Dinger's cat. RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I

1242
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 1: got it. There's a good one. But on to the stage.

1243
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 1: Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so

1244
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 1: she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Pattio lights patio lights

1245
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 1: because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, can

1246
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find patio lights.

1247
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:10,559
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