Speaker 1: Elvis derand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and
Speaker 1: Greg Te oh three, I love it. I made it
Speaker 1: one oh three? Did you still standing? I can't believe.
Speaker 1: How did that happen? Bald freak, don't know. It's like
Speaker 1: a bad dream that won't end. I'm scary. Greg T's
Speaker 1: here too, over here and we have Brodie's leftover birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Pretty good? You know what? That was pretty cool that
Speaker 1: you did, Uh, Gregg Ta Earlier today you went to
Speaker 1: the you went to the bakery and you bought a
Speaker 1: cake with one piece missing. One of our producers, Dave Brody,
Speaker 1: has a birthday and uh, we weren't here to get
Speaker 1: him anything. So I went and ranted out and got
Speaker 1: him a cake. Okay, it's not bal Fred Jif good weekend.
Speaker 1: I think he's an executive producer. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm doing you on fair show. I
Speaker 1: have no idea what the Greg's got these knobs in
Speaker 1: his head. I don't know what you're talking about here,
Speaker 1: Greg T. It has the ability to turn stuff off
Speaker 1: and on. All right, So so right now the off
Speaker 1: air switch is on. It's like high voltage too. It's
Speaker 1: zipped on. Yeah, likes in neon LFE. Did you ever
Speaker 1: get electrocuted? By the way, have you ever did? My life?
Speaker 1: Not that I remember? What about you? Have you been
Speaker 1: electrocuted several times? You can get gored by a bull. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about execution. That's a little bit more common
Speaker 1: than getting gordon people. How many people do you know
Speaker 1: in your life have been electrocuted? Um? I don't know anybody.
Speaker 1: Can you just said you have been electrocuted? Or out
Speaker 1: of vote? Have you been several times hanging up Christmas lights?
Speaker 1: What you mean you've been electricuted? Get a shock? Does
Speaker 1: that count? That's a form of electrocution. I like, take
Speaker 1: a nine volt battery and I put it on my tongue.
Speaker 1: That counts as being Electricut, that's not electrocution, But that's electricity.
Speaker 1: It's not something we should be bragging about. You don't
Speaker 1: want anybody going and trying that stuff. We don't What
Speaker 1: should we I don't think we should be bragging about anything.
Speaker 1: What should we be breaking about? We got how great
Speaker 1: your weekend was? How great was your weekend? How good?
Speaker 1: By the way, I had a good weekend? You could
Speaker 1: always get in touch with us at the off Fair
Speaker 1: Show on Twitter and Instagram, comment on all of our
Speaker 1: picture pictures that we put up in and on the Facebook.
Speaker 1: Post to email us too at the off Fair Show
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. I spill to a lot of
Speaker 1: off air hands over the weekend, a lot, you know
Speaker 1: our Twitter um at the affair show. It really is
Speaker 1: and it's becoming a social media site. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was having conversations. We're taking that far and maybe like
Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty different off air heads all at once,
Speaker 1: late night Friday night, Late night Friday night. I'm sitting outside,
Speaker 1: I'm having a cigar. It wasn't that cold out. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there having a nice class whiskey. And all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I said, you know what, let me just
Speaker 1: turn on the Twitter, and there they all and I
Speaker 1: feel like I had a party to the next Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was at a party. It wasn't quite like that,
Speaker 1: like I had some cool music. It wasn't like because
Speaker 1: she's about to say, is this what a party sounds like?
Speaker 1: It's like some music. I was taking some of some
Speaker 1: date out. Dude, you should have been taking somebody. Why
Speaker 1: did you take your wife out? You gotta sit at
Speaker 1: home and drink whiskey. Is that box concerto you're playing
Speaker 1: over there? What are you doing? What Shoober gets out
Speaker 1: of something? Saturday night was date night. Saturday it was
Speaker 1: date night. It was freaking awesome. We went out, Me
Speaker 1: and Trish, a couple other people. Then we got home
Speaker 1: Boom Bana bang seal the deal. It was phenomenal. How
Speaker 1: was the head of it go deal? It wasn't. It
Speaker 1: was both my daughters had a sleepover and it was
Speaker 1: it was just I mean, the house was freaking rocking.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be choosing our celebrity deadpool. We'll also give
Speaker 1: you an update on our super Bowl boxes, which I
Speaker 1: see a lot of flurry of activity on Twitter. I
Speaker 1: did a lot of work over the weekend on the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl boxes. I can't give you an update young
Speaker 1: friendship Rachel. I think we're finally even officially called our
Speaker 1: friendship Rachel. She'll be stopping by again with another uh
Speaker 1: surprise and delight moment, and we're gonna talk about the
Speaker 1: royal rumber. Who saw that last night? I saw that
Speaker 1: as well, and we might or might not have time.
Speaker 1: We might have aided me. I did everything this weekend.
Speaker 1: It was That's why it was a great week between
Speaker 1: the bottom boom and the battambang. That was on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: That was you could have called you to called the
Speaker 1: royal rumble in my house anyway as well? Oh is
Speaker 1: that good? You could have said that it was about that.
Speaker 1: What would she call it? I think I think you awake.
Speaker 1: I think she gave me the belt and said I
Speaker 1: was the champion. He gave me the belt? What you mean? She?
Speaker 1: Actually you're you're you're the champion, You're the one one.
Speaker 1: You're the two pump chump. That's right, two pump chump.
Speaker 1: Did you let your wife whip? You know? But I
Speaker 1: would I wouldn't mind if you want to, gentleman, come
Speaker 1: on now, let's go off, fairheads. I like it. Did
Speaker 1: we change the transmission oil? And over the weekend we did? Ronny?
Speaker 1: Did you change some oil? I think you did? You did?
Speaker 1: Did you rotate all tires? Yeah? About being about a boom?
Speaker 1: But had a vity, Bobby boom? Yeah? How about you scary?
Speaker 1: You gonna? You know you did? I did? Holy Trinity?
Speaker 1: We had. We all had sex this weekend. I think
Speaker 1: we did nice each other. I'm gonna call it aivity,
Speaker 1: Bobby boobty in the booty well free, take it away?
Speaker 1: What'd you doing the weekend? On Sunday morning, I met
Speaker 1: one of my childhood idols, Donald Arthur mattically nice former
Speaker 1: first Basement for the New York Gang. There he is,
Speaker 1: he yea, so um? Where'd you meet Matting? Our friend Garrett?
Speaker 1: You know what Garrett does on their morning show? Are
Speaker 1: you still in the off air show? Is on air?
Speaker 1: Switches the switches? Where did you meet? Maddie? Barrett invited
Speaker 1: me up to uh, your buddy, your buddy, buddy Garrett.
Speaker 1: You may have heard of him. Celebrities signing up in
Speaker 1: Fort Lee, New Jersey by the George Washington Bridge was
Speaker 1: called the Bronx Baseball Bonanza through a bunch of x
Speaker 1: Yankees there, David Cone, Reggie Jackson, Greg Nettle's really Randolph.
Speaker 1: I met a former Mets manager, Willie Randolph, s Cury Jones,
Speaker 1: failed former failed Mets manager Willie Randolph, and Donald Maddinglely
Speaker 1: Ronald met Donald and I told him, you know, I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like when Ralphie goes to get
Speaker 1: you know, to the Santa Claus and he asked him
Speaker 1: what he wants for Christmas? And he's like. That was
Speaker 1: me with on Manningly. I was like football, like, I
Speaker 1: didn't even know what to say, like you were excited,
Speaker 1: But I did say that he's on my Mount Rushmore
Speaker 1: of celebrities like people that I would want to meet
Speaker 1: my idols. So, who's on your Mount Rushmore? Dude? Great question?
Speaker 1: You know the topic right? You know what heads brought
Speaker 1: that to the other. Why are your tweetus at the
Speaker 1: offair show? Tell us who is your Mount Rushmore? Now? Great?
Speaker 1: You know how many people are on Mount Rushmore? Uh? Five? No,
Speaker 1: it's four? Damn it. I would say that you know
Speaker 1: who's on Mount Rushmore? I have no clu one of
Speaker 1: my guys he knows who's on the real rat Mountain Ushmore.
Speaker 1: George Washington, Lincoln Reagan, No, stay stay, Early Nixon from
Speaker 1: Russia on there. Yes, it's Getty Lee and mcgilla Gorilla
Speaker 1: the Truman No, No, I have no. The other two
Speaker 1: are I believe are Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt. Really
Speaker 1: is that right? I don't know about Theodore Roosevelt. I
Speaker 1: know maybe lt so, But who's on your Amount Rushmore? Go?
Speaker 1: Both fretty quick? Don Manningly, I checked off the list,
Speaker 1: and then I probably say Trent Resident from nine inch
Speaker 1: Nails like that one, Mike Patton of Faith No War
Speaker 1: Is I'm a big fan of. And I don't know
Speaker 1: about the fourth one because it's so like it's hard
Speaker 1: to get just four people. Because I love sports, I
Speaker 1: love music, I love movies like Bill Paxton. Scary Jones
Speaker 1: knows me as a like a big I just love
Speaker 1: Bill Paxton. And by the way he was, he was
Speaker 1: like a secondary in like like hundred fifth different films exactly.
Speaker 1: He's he's a cult character. He's you've seen a vampire
Speaker 1: movie near Dark, but he's that face I've seen Twister, Twister, Yeahwister,
Speaker 1: he's that guy. Like you're like, I love that guy.
Speaker 1: He's in a billion one movies, but nobody knows his name.
Speaker 1: You would never guess that that that guy might be
Speaker 1: on my Mount Rushmore. But I think Bill Paxton, Like
Speaker 1: if I met Bill Paxton, that would just be like
Speaker 1: a cool who. I also met Ralph Mashio, by the way,
Speaker 1: at this thing the Karate karate Ki Ki come from Home,
Speaker 1: and I brought my cobra Kai hoodie and I asked him,
Speaker 1: I asked him to pose like pointing at the cobra
Speaker 1: Kai HOODI he needed. It was a good sport. You know.
Speaker 1: Ralph Macho is like sixty something years old. No, you're
Speaker 1: kidding me. He actually he's fifty five. What was that
Speaker 1: song from a cry Kid? Yea, No, that's a hunting
Speaker 1: Japanese by the Baker. This is way get kid. That's
Speaker 1: that's the original montage. That's it. That's the Joe Esposito.
Speaker 1: I don't think our com we wouldn't. We don't have
Speaker 1: that in the system. We don't. So sorry, he looks
Speaker 1: for it, I tell you so. My Mount Rushmore, I think,
Speaker 1: would be like, come on, you gotta try to find that. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's either here or it's not. And guess
Speaker 1: what it's can't manufacture? You know what I would say
Speaker 1: from the Yankees Paul O'Neal of the New York Yankees Rushmore.
Speaker 1: Four people, only four people in your life that you
Speaker 1: can eat. Maybe not that the rock Bruce Egstein. There
Speaker 1: you go, that's a good night. I would put Crisper.
Speaker 1: You know, let me give us something. Greg t it's
Speaker 1: good to meet you man. We're doing to show tomorrow balls.
Speaker 1: Yes we are, okay, So you know what, tild you
Speaker 1: on my Mount Rushmore, on your Mount rush Bruce, you
Speaker 1: guys your trouble out there. I got engaged. I got
Speaker 1: engaged to a Bruce song. It's right, he's coming right
Speaker 1: out there. And it was, and it was give what
Speaker 1: do you got? Weird? You want Bruce? You gotta give
Speaker 1: me a little Bruce. Come on, hold on, give me definitely,
Speaker 1: Heaven you freeze out, Yeah, Heaven you freeze out? Here
Speaker 1: is confused? He does. He's not into the boss. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big guy. I'm not a big boss. Cut
Speaker 1: you know who else might be on my ball to rung?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll kick him Bill Paxton off and I'll throw
Speaker 1: him Adam Harrowitz from the Pecos, Right, what do you
Speaker 1: think about that? Hold on? Now you're carving into my mountain?
Speaker 1: All right? Who would be the same Mount Rushmore guys?
Speaker 1: Who's years? It would be all three Beast boys, But
Speaker 1: of course, well you can't can m c A is
Speaker 1: no longer So it would be Adam yalc from the Beasts.
Speaker 1: You can't meet him, I mean Adam Harvet's that's the
Speaker 1: king ed Rock and Mike Mike d Michael Diamonds two
Speaker 1: Bono and Paul McCartney. You, Bano, what could you say
Speaker 1: to Bono? What do you want to meet Bono for?
Speaker 1: I wanted to in my whole life and did more YouTube.
Speaker 1: I didn't to more YouTube concert than any other concert.
Speaker 1: Can you Edge play the Blue curiously? You gotta give
Speaker 1: him Bonno Bono. I'm just curious because Bons kind of
Speaker 1: like a polarizing figure like Bono's kind of love him
Speaker 1: or hate him? I mean, I love him. I think
Speaker 1: I'd rather meet the Edge before you too, really before Bono? Okay?
Speaker 1: And Larry Mullo, Jini, Larry mullan, Jinnie is pretty hot.
Speaker 1: What's on your mind there? Greg t what happened this weekend?
Speaker 1: I want to know who's on your Mount? Rushmore said,
Speaker 1: can I bring it back tomorrow? Is something you should say.
Speaker 1: You should be able to know how already. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: I respect your your your your topic, and I think
Speaker 1: it's a great So let me give it you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let me give you some Let's tomorrow. Respect Tomorrow. We're
Speaker 1: gonna to Cliffhanger's An Affair show. Cliffhanger, right, my Mount Rushmore,
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen and three question marks. All right, we put
Speaker 1: that on the Facebook page. Let's do that. Now, that's
Speaker 1: getting to put on the Facebook page. But we're hosting
Speaker 1: a show right now. I can't do it right now.
Speaker 1: I'm saying you're in charge. Listen, I have my list here.
Speaker 1: Remember I started making the list and that's right there
Speaker 1: at number one Facebook, right, So you know what we we
Speaker 1: should do. And I think we should get one of
Speaker 1: our interns and they should be an affair show intern. No,
Speaker 1: you should do it because I got nothing else to
Speaker 1: do with my day. What are you gonna like? How
Speaker 1: long is it gonna take? Post on Facebook? Late? Just right?
Speaker 1: Who is your off fair show? Wants to know who
Speaker 1: is on your Mount Rushmore Facebook topic? Okay, done? Five seconds.
Speaker 1: You can even take a picture from Google image of
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore and put it up there. But but why
Speaker 1: don't you put our superimpose our heads over it and
Speaker 1: then put a question? That's pretty creative, right, but will
Speaker 1: expect it tomorrow morning. Last night nothing good. I wasn't
Speaker 1: about to watch the a f C NFC Pro Bowl.
Speaker 1: I couldn't thank you. No one watches All Star games anymore.
Speaker 1: No one watched the the NHL All Star Game. Nobody
Speaker 1: watched the Pro Bowl nobody watches, especially the NFL game
Speaker 1: is like after the season is right, like who cares?
Speaker 1: And n NHL they're not gonna get hurt. Nobody's checking
Speaker 1: a second the middle of the season. Right. But but
Speaker 1: what they did was they used to have the Pro
Speaker 1: Bowl a week after the super Bowl, so the super
Speaker 1: Bowl champions can actually participated watched. But here's the thing. Now,
Speaker 1: they thought they were going to be smart by saying
Speaker 1: the super Bowl hasn't happened yet, so let's let's back
Speaker 1: it up one week, that week in between the regular
Speaker 1: season and still the void and people will still be
Speaker 1: interested in football exactly because it's still it's still the
Speaker 1: run up to the super Bowl. And what do they
Speaker 1: say they sacrifice the Super Bowl teams being in it?
Speaker 1: Absolutely well, I guess why. And that has not helped
Speaker 1: one I owned. I agree with scary, it really has it.
Speaker 1: None of the old Star games honestly are good. It's
Speaker 1: like the Let's they're not really playing, they're just kind
Speaker 1: of like it's like a schoolyard game, you know, they're
Speaker 1: like playing a little bit of two hand touch with
Speaker 1: each other. Because nobody wants a break in execution and
Speaker 1: your career you're exactly correct. We can't even bother. I
Speaker 1: don't know, You're really right. It's just a show. It's
Speaker 1: like the Harlem ball Trotter's doing all these big fancy
Speaker 1: you're scary. You're right. If they came up with one
Speaker 1: another way, there's got to be another way to I
Speaker 1: don't know, get back to the fan has to be
Speaker 1: it has to be more at steak. No one cares.
Speaker 1: There has to be more at steak. You could try it.
Speaker 1: What are you playing? Their ball? Freaking are you? Guys
Speaker 1: are getting riled up? So I was trying to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, add to the mood. You should be giving
Speaker 1: me the gavel, not your piano. I like what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. The gabbles from when I I dispute you. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you're gonna like about this. Last night I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm ordering it. So I turned it
Speaker 1: on and I ordered the Royal Rumble last Who Want food?
Speaker 1: It was aj Styles taking on John Cena. Scary, Can
Speaker 1: I get my music? Isn't the Royal Rumble of So
Speaker 1: the Royal Rumble is not just the Royal Rumble. It's
Speaker 1: a bunch of additional man every time is now to
Speaker 1: Cocoa b werewind stop me, that's taking my way back, dude,
Speaker 1: what about Brawler. Let me tell you something please, Last
Speaker 1: night the championship was on the line. So you got
Speaker 1: AJ Styles. He's gonna be a young guy, right. He
Speaker 1: is an absolute phenomenon. First, John Cena the franchise right now. Listen,
Speaker 1: it was there was a lot going on because leading
Speaker 1: up to it, they really had like a change words.
Speaker 1: I mean he really got head leading up to it,
Speaker 1: and a J Styles trying to throw his weight around
Speaker 1: and John Cena steps up. It was absolutely epic. He
Speaker 1: comes out, We're suspect all around. He looks in the
Speaker 1: camera and he goes, let's go to work. And John
Speaker 1: Cena jumps into the ring. He take some down melt
Speaker 1: course in wrestling fashion. AJ Styles He's got, He's got,
Speaker 1: He's got John Cena on the ropes. He's good. You
Speaker 1: know you're thinking maybe AJ Styles winsday but out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: but Freschi steps think takes out a Style du champion
Speaker 1: for the sixteenth time. John sixteen. Yeah said dude, He's
Speaker 1: tied of records for the six John Cena is now
Speaker 1: the champion of the w w E the time is now.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna say that cowboy Bob Morton
Speaker 1: came and like hit him over the head with the
Speaker 1: chill with the folding chairs. I can't. You don't respect.
Speaker 1: Don't do that anymore. No, listen, I get you don't
Speaker 1: respect wrestling. I get it. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It was a big wrestling. Then why did you watch
Speaker 1: last night? Because I don't mean, I don't care. Come on,
Speaker 1: you don't care. It was so care about the currents
Speaker 1: off fairheads. If you guys saw the Royal Rumba last night,
Speaker 1: make sure you tweet us. Am I right? Am? I
Speaker 1: run had to pay for it, right, you got to?
Speaker 1: Well you can go watch it for free today. By
Speaker 1: the way, see um this video going around Facebook and YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. It's a dude at a Vegas pool party
Speaker 1: with his buddies and all of a sudden he gets
Speaker 1: facetimes by his girlfriend or his wife or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh my god, FaceTime, FaceTime. So all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, his two buddies get behind him. One guy
Speaker 1: puts a bed sheet behind him, one guy grabs a pillow,
Speaker 1: puts the pillow behind him, and then a third hand
Speaker 1: comes around and puts what looks like covers over him.
Speaker 1: So he's standing up straight outside in the sun, and
Speaker 1: they put like this whole scenery behind him, and he
Speaker 1: answers the call and it looks like all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it goes rule up and he goes into the square
Speaker 1: and it's and it looks like he's in bed sick. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't party with my friends. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: She goes, what are you up to? Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: taking it easy here. Yeah, sorry, I'm I'm sick, all right, okay, right,
Speaker 1: all right, Well feel better okay by hunt and call
Speaker 1: and they rip everything all away from him and it's
Speaker 1: just hilarious and they go back to partying. And it
Speaker 1: sounds like it's a great commercial for Vegas, because they
Speaker 1: always say, what happens in Vegas, in Vegas, it's a
Speaker 1: great commercial. Great commercial. You never heard that? Alright, happen
Speaker 1: to you over the weekend. Well, I ran into one
Speaker 1: of our fans of the show. I keep running into
Speaker 1: listeners at the Afair show. This girl, Melissa Gary Jones
Speaker 1: running into listeners. Actually she's on with us once before,
Speaker 1: and um, she was you know, she's like, dude, she
Speaker 1: was I was the one who told you the story
Speaker 1: about the guy with the dog licking his face. She
Speaker 1: was on with that. I think I remember that. It
Speaker 1: was a while back. Yeah. Then she had a problem
Speaker 1: with the guy at dinner who she figured, I'm going
Speaker 1: to stick him with the bill. Would go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and then tell the waiter to bring the bill
Speaker 1: while she was in the bathroom, and then the waiter
Speaker 1: rats her out he was running the bus, said, dude,
Speaker 1: she just went to the bathroom and she's paying. She
Speaker 1: wants you to me to drop the bill now while
Speaker 1: she's in the bathroom. So yeah, so that girl right there,
Speaker 1: she's got more dating problem. Nice, And we're trying to
Speaker 1: schedule time when she should come in. She's actually in
Speaker 1: the office right now. She told me that she might
Speaker 1: or might not be able to do this, so we'll
Speaker 1: get her. But can you write in a song when
Speaker 1: the dog licked my face right now? Yeah, come on go. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm feeling it when the dog licked my face.
Speaker 1: You've got something. When the dog licked my face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was such a disgrace, but I let him lick
Speaker 1: my face anyway, because he's a good little dog and
Speaker 1: his name is Greg T. Let's do this, brutus. We're
Speaker 1: talking about the super Bowl boxes. Greg T promised he
Speaker 1: would be the man and he would get behind the
Speaker 1: super Bowl box delivery. He will tell all of our
Speaker 1: off air heads, he will take all the orders and tabulations,
Speaker 1: and he will give as many off airheads as possible
Speaker 1: a box in the upcoming Alright, so giveing them out.
Speaker 1: We were we were talking about a lot of the
Speaker 1: usual suspects, of course, the off air head counsel, they're
Speaker 1: all they're all gonna come there, the cabinet, they're all
Speaker 1: gonna be getting them getting a box. I got every
Speaker 1: single one of them. We're up to eighty nine boxes filled.
Speaker 1: Did you did you preserve a couple for hundred buckses me.
Speaker 1: You each get one share and I get one. We
Speaker 1: have so many people, I'm not kidding you that you're
Speaker 1: only gonna get one box. That's it. So we have
Speaker 1: eighty nine counting us. We demand more boxes. You can
Speaker 1: take more, but you can't. Listen, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: You cannot You can take more, but you can't. You can't.
Speaker 1: There's a hundred boxes up for grabs. I've got eighty
Speaker 1: nine boxes counting scaring myself and yourself and and shares.
Speaker 1: Get one, Danielle, All right, yelling, Danielle, they're all in there.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets a bott What about Stacy and Sammy sweetheart?
Speaker 1: Are you close enough to give them a gift card
Speaker 1: if they win? Yeah? I mean he's gotta be able
Speaker 1: to go give it to need a gift card, Dudell. Listen,
Speaker 1: everybody we know is in there. But we have eighty
Speaker 1: nine boxes filmed, so we have eleven eleven boxes. What
Speaker 1: are we gonna do if you if I did not
Speaker 1: send you a tweet back saying that you're in, you
Speaker 1: need to send me a tweet that you want to
Speaker 1: that you want to box, and then I gotta fulfill
Speaker 1: those eleven boxes. And let's it. So let's say by Thursday,
Speaker 1: I'll have the entire thing filled. I'll take a picture
Speaker 1: of it, send it out. You'll know your numbers, and
Speaker 1: then you'll be able to get in. Scary, you gotta
Speaker 1: get gift cards. Yes, I'm gonna go to sales right
Speaker 1: after this one d two hundred? Whoa, how much that's
Speaker 1: the first quarter? How much is that total? Three hundred?
Speaker 1: And keep the change, you filthy animal for really first
Speaker 1: quarter fifty dollars, second quarter a hundred bucks, third quarter
Speaker 1: to woundry bucks fourth quarter. All right, I like that. Brilliant, brilliant,
Speaker 1: very brilliant. Here's to the box. Let's put it on Facebook,
Speaker 1: right right here, let's put it on put that on
Speaker 1: the on the list of things to do after the
Speaker 1: Mount rushmore thing? Perfect? All right, Greg, team will take
Speaker 1: the picture. Oh listen to that. Wow, this is just heavy.
Speaker 1: That's what she said. You know. Uh, this was this
Speaker 1: one of the songs banned right for a little while
Speaker 1: after after the terrible events here in New York City.
Speaker 1: I remember, but for some reason we're back. It's wow,
Speaker 1: it's been fifteen years. I mean, I think the ship
Speaker 1: is sailed. What do you think? I'm ready? But now
Speaker 1: we're we're talking about death again, Yes we are. It
Speaker 1: is a morose podcast, the all fairhead Death Please talking
Speaker 1: ball Freak. You're running I don't know if I like this?
Speaker 1: How were doing at ball Freak? I don't know how
Speaker 1: we're running it because we haven't discussed it. I came
Speaker 1: in with my list, and now you're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: how were people would we each get? That's all we
Speaker 1: needed and I made a list of twenty people. It's
Speaker 1: a lot, but that's a ten. Keep your te Like
Speaker 1: twenty people just died while I uttered this sentence. But
Speaker 1: here's what I'm saying. It's right, and John Hurt, keep
Speaker 1: your We're gonna go around the room right now. We
Speaker 1: need ten each to fulfill our fantasy teams on the
Speaker 1: auf Air Show. Death pits only gonna be ten. All right,
Speaker 1: you're in. I think that's too little. You're counting on
Speaker 1: these these thirty people to pass away. Otherwise this is
Speaker 1: just nothing. Nothing happens. We all know how it goes.
Speaker 1: You get up points right dead in your life, Okay, ready, No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. You don't get a point when somebody dies
Speaker 1: depending on their age. So somebody fourty year old, like
Speaker 1: a fourty year old person dies, you get sixty points,
Speaker 1: you subtracted from a hundred. If a ninety five year
Speaker 1: old person dies, you get five points because they're not
Speaker 1: because that's like the easy bet. Of course, somebody who's
Speaker 1: ninety five is more likely to die than somebody who's
Speaker 1: forty seven. A tear system. Alright, ready, I'm ready my
Speaker 1: first pick. I'm going with Kirk Douglas. Why does he
Speaker 1: get first pick? I don't know because he's because he's
Speaker 1: because you know why, because I won the I won
Speaker 1: the football pool and nobody paid. You didn't win the
Speaker 1: football Yes, I did, wol we did. It's a seventeen
Speaker 1: week season. We didn't do five weeks of a seventeen
Speaker 1: that's almost a thirst stop the entire season. Why this is?
Speaker 1: This is why you didn't get the money? He incomplete,
Speaker 1: incomplete complete? Could you continue? Stick up from incomplete? Incomplete?
Speaker 1: You have bitched the entire morning? What are you? Incomplete? God? Alright,
Speaker 1: So so you got Kirk bitch because you just decided
Speaker 1: that you were gonna go first. We're gonna go with
Speaker 1: the current president of the United States, Donald Trump. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's that's rough. Don't do that. I would
Speaker 1: not do that. What do you mean you would not
Speaker 1: do that? What does that mean? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I like this game? All right? You ready? All right? Fine,
Speaker 1: here I go. I will take um. I gotta pick
Speaker 1: ten ouncestead of twenty. I gotta narrow my list, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm taking uh Dick van Dyke. Oh, poor Dick. I
Speaker 1: think he's healthy. I'm taking him, all right, I'm going
Speaker 1: back to me. All right, I'm gonna take I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take Hugh Hefner, Hugh Hefner, Yeah, playboy guy. Alright, God,
Speaker 1: I'm writing it down. We got go ball Freak. Former
Speaker 1: Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden. Come on, don't Oh my god,
Speaker 1: how could you? That's sacrilege. Man. I'm just guessing that
Speaker 1: they may die this year. That doesn't mean I dislike them.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean I wish death upon them. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm taking Bob Barker. Bob Barker, that was my picking, bastard.
Speaker 1: Can I pick Bob Barker now? No, no, cannot be
Speaker 1: on your team? All right, Okay. I got Billy Graham, yes,
Speaker 1: but he's gonna get no points of these people guys
Speaker 1: from a website. You you pick who you want to
Speaker 1: pay Ball freak. I'm gonna go with um actor Gene
Speaker 1: Hackman Hack it's his birthday today, Happy birthday. I hope
Speaker 1: you you know, don't see another one Geene hacked All right,
Speaker 1: my pick. I got Adam Sandler. No, man, where did
Speaker 1: that come from? Career? Yeah? We doesn't have some new
Speaker 1: Netflix show coming up. Adam Sandler is not. He does
Speaker 1: have a new one. All right, I'm gonna pick. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pick Bill Cosby. I think Bill Cosby is gonna
Speaker 1: kick it this year. Oh my god, you about the
Speaker 1: pills and the people make you a Bill Cosbert Politan.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna how many do I have? This is gonna
Speaker 1: number four for you, American treasure Stevie Wonder Wow, No,
Speaker 1: come on, there's no way, you guys healthy. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for these people, alright, ready close And this one's
Speaker 1: close to Mary Tellamore, Valerie Harper Nor why just for
Speaker 1: the sake of it, because she's good friends with her? Yep,
Speaker 1: someone is one thing you have to do. Broken heart
Speaker 1: of people dying broken heart. Well that's what happened at
Speaker 1: Debbie Reynolds. Yeah, exactly the same thing. Here we go
Speaker 1: to five. I'm gonna go with this is getting more difficult.
Speaker 1: How about former president Jimmy Carter? Oh? So you you
Speaker 1: busting my chops because I pick Trump and you picked
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter, who's clearly older. Uh, come on, I'm going
Speaker 1: with character actor from Too Close for Comfort Jim j Bullock. Jim,
Speaker 1: what kind of picture these you're picking? Valerie Heartbrook? Why
Speaker 1: can't I pick Jim J. Bullock, alright, number five? You ready?
Speaker 1: Oh J Simpson, all right, listen at five. Why don't
Speaker 1: we stop there and we come back with our next
Speaker 1: five in a little bit. Let keep on keep on going.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, about the original batman, Adam west I
Speaker 1: got him also, Mayor Adam west On family guy, go
Speaker 1: bull freak um, come on, drummer for the role. Link Stones,
Speaker 1: Charlie Watts, Charlie Watts. Yeah, all those guys have been
Speaker 1: around way too long. All right. Keith Richard is invincible.
Speaker 1: So to somebody else justin Timberlake, dude, there's no way
Speaker 1: stop it. But we don't know. You don't crash. He
Speaker 1: gets he gets locked in a panic room and somebody
Speaker 1: like blows exactly. How about Carol Channing, Harold papercut Carol
Speaker 1: Jan Guy? Do have you're at number seven? Now? Number seven? Um? Yanni? Yanni, Yanni,
Speaker 1: Yanni doesn't account? That's crazy. Why doesn't account? Nobody knows
Speaker 1: what Yanni's doing now? Where is he he's living? We
Speaker 1: know that. Oh my god. We'll see what happens over
Speaker 1: the next year. Here we go, here we go, all right,
Speaker 1: No one's picking him. I can't believe it. George Bush sr.
Speaker 1: George h W. Bush Man George. Because I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling queasy about this whole thing. I don't like
Speaker 1: the celebrity. Sure it's that poo. Let's make you feel queazy.
Speaker 1: I just think, yeah, I know it is. You can
Speaker 1: keep on crying. You're number eight. Let's go just seven
Speaker 1: and just I just this is such a negative bit.
Speaker 1: Don't take it back. You already did the crime. Let's go.
Speaker 1: You're at number all right, Joan Collins, Joan Collins, alright,
Speaker 1: got it? Go do have number eight? I got three more.
Speaker 1: Oh geez, I'm gonna go with with a big scorer
Speaker 1: here a potential big score with um Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan. No,
Speaker 1: you guys are picking long shot karate accident number alright,
Speaker 1: number eight for me. Paul McCartney kung fu. He's gonna
Speaker 1: getul McCartney kung hustle. Yes, these guys are healthy stopping.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter because about age. You don't know
Speaker 1: when they go, you don't know. You never know. Alright,
Speaker 1: Bernie made off. Oh that's a good guy who made
Speaker 1: it off. What everyone's cash? Jail? Isn't he in jail?
Speaker 1: He's gonna run. I hope he does. He did a
Speaker 1: lot of bad things to a lot of people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Notice I'm picking some of these people. I'm picking her.
Speaker 1: You know the personal vendetta. Can I pick you? Greg
Speaker 1: t No, you can bet you're on my list of
Speaker 1: twenty you number nine. I can't believe you chose me.
Speaker 1: So make sure you let me know where the list is,
Speaker 1: that we keep the list where you keep what safe?
Speaker 1: You keep the listing the same? All right? Number nine
Speaker 1: for me? Stephen Hawking Hawking? Okay, oh man, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: is your last one? Make a good make it good
Speaker 1: and scary. This is my last one, last one. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with baby. It's between Don Rickles, Bob Newhart
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go with Norman Lee. Did you go
Speaker 1: on like a website of people over eight years? This
Speaker 1: is my strategy. Don't dis strategy. Remember who won the
Speaker 1: football pool? Nobody won? Go ahead? Ball free? Number ten,
Speaker 1: ah man um, Robert Redford. Wow, another American treasure. We
Speaker 1: need we need less American treasures in here's my number ten.
Speaker 1: You're ready my drum roll? Why do you get a
Speaker 1: drum roll? We don't Elvis Durant, stop it Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't put him on my list. He's not. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody that we know personally should be on this. Well,
Speaker 1: he put me on the list. He put me on
Speaker 1: the list. You put great tea on there. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was your pick. I find I'll change it. Then I'll
Speaker 1: change it. I'll change He's all, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1: They'll take having Ella's crest bow no umager, Mick Jagger,
Speaker 1: Mick Jagger, all right, here's my tan there. Alright. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well we have our friend friendship Rachel coming up, and
Speaker 1: maybe a phone call from Melissa with a dating dilemma.
Speaker 1: Attempted cherry down. You got a face to your plays,
Speaker 1: and now you got to bring me out. Screams out loud,
Speaker 1: get laid. You want me to stay up, but I
Speaker 1: got to make my way up. Hey, y'all crazy bench,
Speaker 1: But you're so good on my top of man. When
Speaker 1: I dream I'm doing you all night, stack us off
Speaker 1: down my fati to keep a right all day, y'all
Speaker 1: crazy bench, But you're so good of my copper man
Speaker 1: when I dream I'm doing you all night, stut us
Speaker 1: off down my back to keep me right on. Dang
Speaker 1: it all the baby is your game? Did jump in
Speaker 1: bad with fails? Another one not pain invived yourself? Fine
Speaker 1: if there won't be a loss, cashing in the rocks,
Speaker 1: but just to get your face and base. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: gay bench about your so good a mom top of
Speaker 1: band went out a dream? I'm telling you I'll not
Speaker 1: stuck us all down my back to game around on y'all,
Speaker 1: Greys A bench about your show good a mom toper
Speaker 1: band went out? Dream? I'm telling you I'll not stet
Speaker 1: us all down my back. It's book Cherry on the
Speaker 1: off their show. That was a good pick, Grete, thanks
Speaker 1: very much. Like I said, bro't even don't me? Why
Speaker 1: why are you okay? Why are you yucking his yell?
Speaker 1: Because I don't like that song? Because your your music sucks.
Speaker 1: Everything you choose it sucks. What's your choose next? You
Speaker 1: give choose anything? Never give us you a new pick,
Speaker 1: never give us you know what you want? You want
Speaker 1: Bonnie Avrey Bonnie Avery Bullion by csically acclaimed Grammy and
Speaker 1: Weird winning artist Bony Ver. You may have heard of
Speaker 1: them because you don't know anything about anything. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: Why did you give the off air show listeners one
Speaker 1: title an artist to listen to, go Black Joe Lewis
Speaker 1: and the Honey Bears. What's the song? Oh, I don't know?
Speaker 1: The new single is out? The new albums coming out?
Speaker 1: Black Joe Louis and the Honey Bears, Black Joe Louis
Speaker 1: and the Honey Bears. We want all the off their
Speaker 1: heads to listen to that and give a review that
Speaker 1: they like. They like the Mooney Suzuki? Did you like Cherry?
Speaker 1: I will tell you movie Suzuki was good? Nobody even
Speaker 1: knows this band? You ever talked about? Nobody? That's why
Speaker 1: we should be talking about. Why are we playing some
Speaker 1: song from seventeen years ago that you'd hear in like
Speaker 1: a dive bar where they have like a rodeo touch
Speaker 1: of people know and love? No nonsense, you're not. They're
Speaker 1: here to break the mold. Let's break the mold, Greg t,
Speaker 1: What are we breaking the mold forward for a group
Speaker 1: nobody even knows? Bad they have a new album. Nobody
Speaker 1: had a first album, Nobody in their second album. How
Speaker 1: many albums they got? Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears,
Speaker 1: Come on, good man, why don't you get him on
Speaker 1: the phone like funk rock. Can you get him on
Speaker 1: the show. I'd rather do this than Buck Cherry too.
Speaker 1: How about this brot the mold drinking the mold? You
Speaker 1: got seriously such issues? Man, you have such a chin.
Speaker 1: Once you play into the kid rock song, you rock
Speaker 1: people do kid rockets, I know. Unfortunately, nobody knows the
Speaker 1: group of your mess right there knows our mission. It's
Speaker 1: our mission to turn people onto stuff that they have
Speaker 1: not heard of already. Well, come for the course on buffery,
Speaker 1: breaking the load, breaking the mold, breaking the new and
Speaker 1: that wold. Right, why do people want? People can listen
Speaker 1: to other other mediums to hear the same old crap
Speaker 1: here on the off air show, new movie, what book?
Speaker 1: You know what? The television show? So you know what?
Speaker 1: CP told me what CP? Chris Peterson, the president of
Speaker 1: podcast And he told me that in about a half hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: aside from that he told me because I you know,
Speaker 1: I just think your mother double shower. Sorry, dude, you
Speaker 1: had it coming. CP told me, was that in about
Speaker 1: thirty days or so three three to six I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: three or six weeks. We are going to have no no,
Speaker 1: the ability the technology to see not only who tunes
Speaker 1: in and out of these podcasts and how many clicks
Speaker 1: or likes or downloads it gets, but who listens for
Speaker 1: how long and when in the podcast they stopped listening,
Speaker 1: which would be very valuable metrics to me. So I'm
Speaker 1: curious to see if the musical interlude on this podcast
Speaker 1: is even worth a damn because I suspect and I
Speaker 1: remember I was. I was actually my great forced my hand.
Speaker 1: But I am not talking like a program director. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk like that. No, No, Greg tust
Speaker 1: our hand to include a song that's rodcast, that's right.
Speaker 1: I have a sneaking suspicion that people skip forward past
Speaker 1: the song altogether and just want to hear content I have.
Speaker 1: I've had that, But I'm like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a good to the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: But once these metrics arrive, and I can't wait, We're
Speaker 1: gonna see if people actually stay around for the song.
Speaker 1: The show sounds good the way it is. Why do
Speaker 1: you want to conform and do everything because like all
Speaker 1: the big bosses are doing, because we're bleeding listeners. Why
Speaker 1: would I go because you know you're doing stuff that's
Speaker 1: exactly here you fart in the microphone for twoutes, instead
Speaker 1: of being creative on your own, instead of doing what
Speaker 1: you want to, you're seeing friendship. Regel's outside the glass metric.
Speaker 1: But I just can't believe that you want do you
Speaker 1: want to throw away all of our creation and you
Speaker 1: want to do what the man says? Why do you
Speaker 1: want to do with the god here? I would rather
Speaker 1: hear that then, buck, Come on for reall freaking my right,
Speaker 1: it's all scary. Wants to do do things the way
Speaker 1: the management says, to do it as you as usually
Speaker 1: we're both wrong, but it's just do something for yourself.
Speaker 1: Wings on the airship. Why dude, what the man says? Why?
Speaker 1: Why founder with the man? Sat walk to the beat
Speaker 1: of your own DRUMA. He's in your celebrity deadpool, Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney's heater, and he has a song for you. Seriously,
Speaker 1: this is such garbage to I can't you said? My
Speaker 1: grandmother would put on like at the diners Quarterack. This
Speaker 1: is this is my classic rock? Please, this is garbage.
Speaker 1: This is more easy listen. My parents actually had the
Speaker 1: forty five single of this song. Right when you talk.
Speaker 1: This is what classic rock is playing today. This is
Speaker 1: old school oldies music that's being disguised as classical with
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney. That's sacrilege. I'm just telling you as a prosecutor, right,
Speaker 1: this is what classic rock is. Classic rock plays this
Speaker 1: music and the disguised themselves as means a cool rock
Speaker 1: stage when really they're old the post. I don't care
Speaker 1: if it's old or new. I just wanted to be good.
Speaker 1: This is just chill, and I don't care if people's fastbrowing.
Speaker 1: People probably fastbrow with us just to hear the music.
Speaker 1: They don't know. They don't says you love this? Stop?
Speaker 1: This is music my dad listened to. That's SERTs man
Speaker 1: say like henroids, like hemorrhoids. I love like hemorrhoids. Seriously,
Speaker 1: that's not music your old dad listened to. This is
Speaker 1: not today's man's music. This is classic rock. You know
Speaker 1: today's man and you live like yesterday's cave man classic
Speaker 1: rock music. Do you take a newspaper under your arms
Speaker 1: go to the room school? Who does that with the cigar? No? No,
Speaker 1: he needs a physical newspaper. Absolutely? Who reads newspapers today?
Speaker 1: Nobody reads paper? Do you want to talk about today's
Speaker 1: man like today's man? Absolutely? I do. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: In his fucking bathroom? Please take a dump or I'm
Speaker 1: not one hand but world's greatest dad, not even close
Speaker 1: greatest dad hat and I'm going to the bathroom, not
Speaker 1: even to close to sitting there on the crew are
Speaker 1: describing all of our fathers, our old scot father. Got
Speaker 1: my cigar, Dude, I got my slippers. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why you don't. That's me. You're kidding me. You're like
Speaker 1: Tony Soprano walking outside to get the paper in the morning.
Speaker 1: Not even close, not lin even close, bro, not even close.
Speaker 1: I will school you, not even close. That is what
Speaker 1: our old dads look like and acted like. That is
Speaker 1: nothing to what me or you or Ronnie or any
Speaker 1: of you off fair heads are at all. That is
Speaker 1: old man crap. And so is that song. And classic
Speaker 1: rock being described seriously classic rock being disguised as oldies,
Speaker 1: and that's what is its oldies and that is an
Speaker 1: oldie song. Well, anyway, check out black Rachel in here.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. He let him in, let him in. Hell,
Speaker 1: she's got her friendship Dairy's cottage cheese. Of course, we're
Speaker 1: actually taking people one by one in America, and we're
Speaker 1: making them love cottage cheese and ways they never did before.
Speaker 1: Some loved cottage cheese like myself, and now we love
Speaker 1: it even better, making America cottage cheese again. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and other people hated college cottag cheese. Last week, we
Speaker 1: had our best friend Andrew in here, Elvis's personal assistant.
Speaker 1: He's the man. He hates cottage cheese. He gags at it.
Speaker 1: He was he ate like the whole bowl of our hommage.
Speaker 1: We had the hummage right, I too, was very resistant
Speaker 1: to it. On Tuesday when he came in, I had
Speaker 1: no idea that the buffalo dip was made out of
Speaker 1: cottage cheese. Who knew? He is? Today's special recipe that
Speaker 1: we're making with Friendship Dairy's cotta cheese today is going
Speaker 1: to get a little hot and spicy. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: a Mexican Fiesta day. You want to go get my smbreros.
Speaker 1: You had the last hold on. I'm gonna leave Sambarros.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, have Mexican
Speaker 1: the meantime. He's he's a nut. He's a nut. He's
Speaker 1: hard to contain. He's at all his own. He really
Speaker 1: is he's a walking fist. He's a one man party
Speaker 1: that guy. In fact, he wore the golden sombrero in
Speaker 1: our football pickpool, uh, week after week after week, so
Speaker 1: he should know about wearing this. I love it for it,
Speaker 1: So Rachel, you're back again. Thank you for coming up.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Key Food for also for this lovely spread. Hey, scary,
Speaker 1: you know my grandmother worked for Key Food? Did she really?
Speaker 1: He Food Corporate back in the day in Brooklyn? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: So big shout out to Key Food. We will posted
Speaker 1: the recipe on Instagram and Twitter a little later. On friendship, Rachel,
Speaker 1: why don't you explain to everybody what we have here today? Yes,
Speaker 1: made with friendship Arius cottage cheese. So of course you
Speaker 1: start with your friendship Dairius cottage cheese blended with a
Speaker 1: nice chili garlic sauce. This one has a big kick
Speaker 1: to it. I mushed up some jalapenos right into the
Speaker 1: cottage cheese. Yeah. We love halapinos. Hell yeah, because you
Speaker 1: know what it makes us do. I'm just saying, let's
Speaker 1: be real, right, come on, Rachel, that's welcome to associating
Speaker 1: your brand with farning. I'm just like it to go
Speaker 1: on record that there are no windows in the studio.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We're gonna try this one.
Speaker 1: No traffic, youngs, no traff. We're gonna be honest. This
Speaker 1: delicious dips surrounded by a beautiful little bed of baked beans,
Speaker 1: topped with some black olives, palapenos, nice tomatoes, and she's
Speaker 1: sliced fetter cheese. Greg. By the way, it looks nothing
Speaker 1: like cottage cheese. It looks like being dip. It is
Speaker 1: a being dip cot cheese. I want to send you
Speaker 1: instead of sour cream, its cottage cheese that is really good,
Speaker 1: not really good. Don't even tell them. Just make these
Speaker 1: recipes using friendship Darius cottae cheese, and then it'll be
Speaker 1: a conversation piece all night when they're surprised and delightedly.
Speaker 1: Can we make some stuff? I want to make something
Speaker 1: with cottage cheese. What do you want? Can? You'll be
Speaker 1: the next one that we're gonna do. What what would
Speaker 1: you come in here with? Next? Uh? Later in the week.
Speaker 1: So later in the week, I'm gonna do a roasted
Speaker 1: garlic and chive spread, a little bit of rosemary, some
Speaker 1: green onions. All right, break with that? Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to I want to learn how to make it? Can
Speaker 1: you show us how to make it? Definitely? I'll get
Speaker 1: you all the recipes. You know, the girls love a
Speaker 1: guy who can cook, they do. Wal Freak is as
Speaker 1: single as they come. Wal Freaks only been divorced four
Speaker 1: times times. And the best part about these recipes they're
Speaker 1: super easy to make. You just throw it all in
Speaker 1: a food processor, top it off, a little garnish, and
Speaker 1: it's ready to serve. Wow. Even Scary Jones can make
Speaker 1: it that exactly process. Scary, I do not have. Have
Speaker 1: you only known how to use you know, cottage cheese
Speaker 1: a long time ago, you would have only been divorced twice.
Speaker 1: You think that one thing has something to do with
Speaker 1: the other. Come on now, your friendship Rachel for being here.
Speaker 1: Uh pick your friendship Dairy's cottage cheese up at Keith
Speaker 1: Food and watch Twitter and Instagram later for the recipe
Speaker 1: for this Mexican on. I just want to say, for
Speaker 1: the record, I was very much against having a lot
Speaker 1: of guests in our studio every single day. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I said to Scary, You're Scary, You're gonna let them
Speaker 1: come in almost all the time and make these different
Speaker 1: This is fun. This is fun. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm loving you. I'm loving your friendship, cottage cheese. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I love When are you coming in?
Speaker 1: Next last, later on the week. I want you to
Speaker 1: live here. Thank you. Thanks awesome, All fair heads, thank you,
Speaker 1: say Jakolobe, except for bull Freak, who refuses to say
Speaker 1: jack right now. Just watch me now, I just watch me.
Speaker 1: I can't send for you, for ye you it. Just
Speaker 1: watch me now.