1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: Text in four one O six one. If you have 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: anything to tell us a dirty little secret, A big 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: dirty doesn't matter what size, as long as it's a secret, 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want. Because we always keep 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is. 7 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a 9 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is that feeling you get when you're 10 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: being watched? Oh it's horrible feeling. Yeah, shivers right now. 11 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: So always feel like somebody's kind I got no bradssium, 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: all right, that feeling you get when you're being watched. 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? Pretty good? How are you? You're creepy? 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: I'm good. So you want to tell us a dirty 15 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah, I don't. I don't know if it's 16 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: like dirty, I guess, But um, I just do this 17 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: like kind of weird thing where um like, I hate 18 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,559 Speaker 1: cold seat, I hate when I get in bed looks 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: first thing in the morning and I have to like 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: to stick my feet up from under the covers. It's 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,919 Speaker 1: the worst feeling. So I'm part of doing this thing. 22 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: To reward myself. Like, if I don't hit snooze and 23 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: I actually get out of bed on time, I microwave 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: my socks. Microwave. Why would you not put them in 25 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: the dryer? Yeah? Did? Dryer just takes too long. I 26 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: don't have time for that in the morning. So you 27 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: microwave them, Okay, So yeah, because it only takes with 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: thirty seconds and then they feel like they just came 29 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 1: out of the dryer. That's cool. I mean I don't 30 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,759 Speaker 1: want either. No, that is a bad idea. The house 31 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 1: is going to catch on fire. No, won't. Well, no yet. 32 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: You can microwave socks for sure. Put rice in it 33 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: and microwave it together. Oh, oh, those little rice you 34 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: ever have on the phone for the little secret the 35 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: anonymous name is that feeling you get when you're being watched. 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: You ever put rice in a sock and heat it 37 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: up and then put it on your sore part of 38 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: your body? Yeah, I mean that's kind of where I 39 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: got the idea. Yeah. Good, you guys are blowing my mind. 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: Rice in a sock, yeah, like, and then put like 41 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: lavender in it? On? No, have you heard of like 42 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: icy hot? They have medical stuff? Dude, This is way better. 43 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 1: That's not natural. No, what are you doing right? Socks 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: at what they're cotton? No, we weren't invented to wear salts. 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: Then you put rice, which comes from the earth inside 46 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: the lavender comes from the earth, and then you microwave it. 47 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: And microwaving your socks isn't gonna start a fire? Really? No, okay, 48 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: because I don't know what sacks fire. I put a 49 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: burrito in the microwave the other day with tinfoil. Yeah, 50 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: you can't metal. I didn't know you can't put tinfoil 51 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: in there until like recently. No metal. Wait what it 52 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: burst into flames in front of my eyes. Yeah, and 53 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: then you were almost thirty years old. Well, when you 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: say it like that and you live in your grandma's 55 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,119 Speaker 1: basement and you just lost your virginity and you just 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: found out that you can't put metal in a micro 57 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: it burst into flames, like twenty seven years old, it 58 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: was so disappointed for really, twenty seven. Well, it's it's 59 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 1: okay for them. For them, let's run down the list here. 60 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: Twenty seven listen to your homa's basement. Just lost his 61 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: virginity to his current girlfriend a week ago. No, it 62 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: was like very year over a year ago, just lost 63 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,119 Speaker 1: it and just found out that you can't put metal 64 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: in a microwave. What a catch right? Yeah? And I 65 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: thought I had a dirty little secret about microwaving my 66 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: socks every morning. I will say. The one thing about 67 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: you microwaving your socks, though, is if you were making 68 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: food for people at your house, then you make it 69 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: in the microwave. It's now being microwaved in your sock microwave. 70 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, there's probably still bacteria. Yeah, I mean I 71 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: claimed that microwaving dirty socks. Yeah, but still okay. If 72 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: you found out that one of your friends was microwave 73 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: in their socks or their underwear to warm them up 74 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: in the morning. By the way, underwear sounds like a 75 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: good idea. Ten might try that. Um, and you found 76 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: out that they were serving you food from that microwave, 77 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: would you want to eat it? I mean, if it 78 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: was lean sox or underwear, I wouldn't care. I think 79 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: you're lying about that. I think I'm just took to 80 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: like brand new socks. Um, can we just get back 81 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: to talking about Evan just losing his virginity just cuts out? 82 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: That's more interesting than the microwave socks thing, how little 83 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: my secret was. YEH told us, though, what's your dirty 84 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 1: little secret.