Speaker 1: Start up. Start Up, Brooklyn Buy, start up, Brooklyn buys data.
Speaker 1: They making noise Data Up. Episode one twelve. This is
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David Brody shuffles his microphone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on over there? I got droopy Mike. You
Speaker 1: got a case of the droopies. Yeah, remember droopy mikeys
Speaker 1: to work here in the mail room. Yeah, no, that Mike,
Speaker 1: the whole Mike, Yeah right here. It's just it's just drooped.
Speaker 1: You know, we should have we should have you do
Speaker 1: commercials E D Pills. Don't you thank you? You guys
Speaker 1: catch that? Yeah, I see, I see what you did there,
Speaker 1: But you do used to. I never did. I did.
Speaker 1: I did try out for that, but they never spent
Speaker 1: the money. Oh, we are quoted the commercials. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not droopy enough for those commercials. Like you know
Speaker 1: what that for? Once Scari is endorsing a product that
Speaker 1: doesn't describe him, right, But you did do a Pampers commercial.
Speaker 1: So the microphone thing just there. This is a scary.
Speaker 1: This is a scamboni, A scary scamboni. No, okay, now
Speaker 1: you just remind us, like the pizza to go scam
Speaker 1: No scary Scamboni, we should coin that. I like that
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna blow the lid off of this right here.
Speaker 1: Microphones on television, okay, um uh, let's see to show
Speaker 1: the tonight show. Um, Jimmy Fallon has it and Seth Meyers.
Speaker 1: I don't think they put that fucking they put that microphone.
Speaker 1: They look at old timey mic between the desk and
Speaker 1: the guests. Hey, guess what, it's not connected and it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. And here's how you know, because they have
Speaker 1: Lapel mike. If you look at their time, they have
Speaker 1: the Lava Leader microculdn't put a microphone that far away
Speaker 1: and pick up inequality sounds, So then why the hell
Speaker 1: do they still have them? As it looks good. It
Speaker 1: looks good, it's it's a pure visual. So those microphones
Speaker 1: that they're using that they're sitting there at the desk
Speaker 1: that Jimmy Fallon mike, doesn't you? And I also saw
Speaker 1: it again and that Larry King Is he still alive?
Speaker 1: Great question? Well what if he is or not? Don't
Speaker 1: tweet us because Brodie is looking it up right now.
Speaker 1: He has, uh this infomercial running right now. It's really
Speaker 1: bad and it's for some pill and it's it's called
Speaker 1: like om this something or other Google Larry King, Uh infomercial.
Speaker 1: It's Larry King Live. He's eighties, six years old. I'm here, Larry.
Speaker 1: What's signature back in the day was that giant ass
Speaker 1: fucking it looks like a Beats pill speaker microphone. So
Speaker 1: they have the microphone on the you know, on his infomercial.
Speaker 1: So if you take it and you know the infomercial
Speaker 1: if you I don't know, if you ever like flipping
Speaker 1: through channels and ship they run it all the time,
Speaker 1: so that Mike is there and they're they're clearly wearing
Speaker 1: the microphones on their their chests. But he's got to
Speaker 1: have that signature Mike, and the microphone is tilted so
Speaker 1: far away from the guest there's no possible way the
Speaker 1: thing is is working. He has a radio Scamboni alert.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we talked about this. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: hundred and twelve episodes. We can't remember everything we always
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about. But since we're talking about scams
Speaker 1: and cases, your first episode, Welcome Aboard, Welcome Aboard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one more example that the microphone that Alec Baldwin uses
Speaker 1: on Match game match, game game. Yeah, so Alec has
Speaker 1: one of those microphones. Look closely, people, there's no amplifier
Speaker 1: at the end of it. It's can't be wireless, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. He's also wearing a microphone. He's wearing
Speaker 1: a microphone on his tie, and he's because the whole
Speaker 1: thing about that show with the Gene rayburn over, it's
Speaker 1: like the tall skinny mic same bullshit, all right, doesn't work. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if you watch any television shows, sitcom, if you're
Speaker 1: watching him and they're doing a radio show, you watch it,
Speaker 1: or they're or they're showing you like footage of a
Speaker 1: radio show supposedly live on the radio. If they're not
Speaker 1: wearing headphones, Yeah, it's bullshit, scambony. So either they either
Speaker 1: if it's if it's a real radio show, like if
Speaker 1: you see footage of us to the interview, it wasn't
Speaker 1: live if we're not wearing headphones. The reason being the microphones, right,
Speaker 1: you talk into the mics. You need to hear yourself.
Speaker 1: You Also they mute the speakers when when you pressed
Speaker 1: the on button on the microphone. In this radio studio,
Speaker 1: everything that's playing music, everything in the room, in the speakers, mutes.
Speaker 1: Right now, you need headphones to hear what the hell
Speaker 1: is going right now? You could he know, you could
Speaker 1: do an interview after the show with no microphones. But
Speaker 1: if you played music or sound effects, a fart noise,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't hear it unless it was in your headphones,
Speaker 1: because if you played it into the room, it would
Speaker 1: then go back into the mic and an endless loop
Speaker 1: and you hear feedback and no physical way possible. So
Speaker 1: it's a radio and possibility. You know who was a
Speaker 1: big offender of that, for yeah, Frasier was the worst
Speaker 1: w campion Cincinnati. If you don't have headphones on and
Speaker 1: you play a song that in the room and you
Speaker 1: could hear it, that wouldn't be good. Now you have
Speaker 1: turned the mics off to do that. Maybe you're talking
Speaker 1: and the music is playing that have headphones on, headphones
Speaker 1: that's a Scamponi with the other life's life scamon Well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't just out of the race. My dad would
Speaker 1: do that. My dad was a police officer and he
Speaker 1: would watch all police shows and he couldn't enjoy them
Speaker 1: for the same reason we couldn't. That's like watch radio
Speaker 1: shows because every police show he would watch. I mean
Speaker 1: this is now. Look, I know that hardcore dramas now
Speaker 1: some of them have like police experts on board and
Speaker 1: they know right. But back in the day when my
Speaker 1: dad was watching TV shows the seventies, eighties, nineties, they
Speaker 1: didn't They weren't authentic. I wouldn't know, but he would
Speaker 1: yell at the TV that's not how your requisition evidence.
Speaker 1: That's not watch would You wouldn't do that with a prisoner.
Speaker 1: That's not what You'd never leave a guy alone, You'd
Speaker 1: never I didn't go, well, that doesn't work because that's
Speaker 1: not protocol. Just enjoy the show, Dad, And he couldn't
Speaker 1: do it. So I guess like, if you're a doctor,
Speaker 1: you watch e ER, you're like, we don't have that
Speaker 1: much sex. That's not what hospitals look like, or that's
Speaker 1: not the protocol. So for us it's radio. I know
Speaker 1: people who went into the medical field because of those
Speaker 1: shows because they want to get late. I want the sex. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen now. Well, but if you're richie gets sex,
Speaker 1: that's how it works. So, speaking of UH scams, I
Speaker 1: may have told this story, but in case I didn't, UH,
Speaker 1: this happened to me again. So let me tell you
Speaker 1: the first time it happened to me. I was getting
Speaker 1: my hair cut. I think I told the story in
Speaker 1: a new place many years ago, and I think I
Speaker 1: think someone recognized me. Now I'm not the most recognizable
Speaker 1: on the show, and certainly, um I'm a little more
Speaker 1: This was I don't know, I want to say, seven, eight,
Speaker 1: nine years ago. So it wasn't like social media now
Speaker 1: where you see me on Instagram occasionally or you see
Speaker 1: me on video, so it would you would have been
Speaker 1: a little more rare. So I'm getting my hair cut,
Speaker 1: and you know, when you get your haircut, there's a
Speaker 1: giant mirror in front of you, and I see a
Speaker 1: couple of the girls whispering like and I hear was
Speaker 1: that was? So I feel like they must know whom
Speaker 1: I am when they recognize my name. When I made
Speaker 1: the appointment, and I see a girl take a picture
Speaker 1: of me in the mirror, and I go, you know
Speaker 1: that's and I gave her a look like come on, man,
Speaker 1: like that's that's fine. I'm getting my hair cut. Like
Speaker 1: you want me to pose for a picture, but like,
Speaker 1: don't take a picture. That's that's intuive, Okay, So the
Speaker 1: next day, my phone rings and Hello, I don't recognize
Speaker 1: the number, but it's my area, my area code, so hello, Um,
Speaker 1: is this David Bertie? Yes, huh and they hang up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I know it was one of
Speaker 1: these dopey girls at this haircut place that called me
Speaker 1: because I must have made the easy, must have made
Speaker 1: the appointment, and they called me. Okay, so that's fine.
Speaker 1: That was a bit intrusive. Okay, So I got people
Speaker 1: google me in the bars by the way where I
Speaker 1: just look over my shoulder. They're like, I had Instagram
Speaker 1: and you're you're you're more known than I am. But
Speaker 1: I've had the Google, I've been Googled, And that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not. So here's what happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I appreciate all your concern. You
Speaker 1: guys are fantastic in your consideration and concern for my mom,
Speaker 1: Mama Brody. She's good. She's good, but you know, she's
Speaker 1: she's my mom. At her age, she still goes for
Speaker 1: checkups and things. So I took her to a doctor
Speaker 1: a regular thing, not nothing major, and uh, the doctor
Speaker 1: needed to follow up with something that I said I
Speaker 1: would take care of right, I said, I'll pick it
Speaker 1: up for her. So that uh. So the nurse comes
Speaker 1: out and she says, oh, Dr So and So wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I said not, I'll wait, no problem,
Speaker 1: because you wanted to explain to me what exactly to
Speaker 1: get and how to explain it whatever, okay, whatever. So
Speaker 1: she comes out and says, he's with a patient. It's
Speaker 1: running longer than we thought. I know you and your
Speaker 1: mom want to leave. Give me your cell phone number
Speaker 1: and I'll have the doctor call you, uh to talk
Speaker 1: to you later. This way, don't have to wait all
Speaker 1: right now, before at this point, it was buying a
Speaker 1: piece of medical equipment. It was like, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was a thing. It was nothing major, she's fine. Um.
Speaker 1: Earlier than this, let me flashback half hour earlier, the
Speaker 1: same nurse came up to me. And now I want
Speaker 1: to say this because it's a painting the picture. She
Speaker 1: was an Asian woman, right, and she had a slight
Speaker 1: Asian accent. It's important to the conversation. You don't have
Speaker 1: to justify on this podcast. You know, I'm explaining it
Speaker 1: does an Asian woman with an Asian accent? Yeah, but okay,
Speaker 1: but it's important to the story. I'm pointing it out,
Speaker 1: so you remember, you don't I'm not going to forget.
Speaker 1: There's no way, right, Okay, okay. So she says to me,
Speaker 1: excuse me, are you on the radio? So I look
Speaker 1: at my mom, who tells everybody where I work. And
Speaker 1: my mother says, I didn't say a word. And I said,
Speaker 1: what makes you ask that? Just I recognized your voice.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very nice. Yes, I do work in radio,
Speaker 1: and she says, she says, the numbers of a station
Speaker 1: that isn't ours, right, and I said, no, that's not
Speaker 1: why I work. Then she guesses another radio station, so
Speaker 1: she knows my voice but can't place it. No problem, mad,
Speaker 1: So I say, no, I work it here elvistran in
Speaker 1: the morning show. And I give her the numbers of
Speaker 1: the station here in New York. It's one on your
Speaker 1: point three. And uh she's oh, oh yeah, my husband
Speaker 1: listens to it all the time. So she's not a fan,
Speaker 1: but she's heard my voice. The husband must put me
Speaker 1: on in the car or whatever. Shout out shout out
Speaker 1: to the guy to the husband. She didn't give me
Speaker 1: his name. I didn't ask I whatever. So now I know,
Speaker 1: she knows I'm in radio whatever. So a half hour
Speaker 1: later is when this second part of the conversation happens.
Speaker 1: And she just give me your number and I'll give
Speaker 1: it to the doctor and he'll call you. Okay, no problem.
Speaker 1: Now I want to tell you my mom lives in
Speaker 1: a different area code than than I do. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: an area code with other than my mother. I don't
Speaker 1: know anyone. I don't use businesses in that area code.
Speaker 1: I don't call anyone. I don't have any family, I
Speaker 1: don't have any friends, nobody except my mother in this
Speaker 1: area code. So ten minutes after the woman said I'll
Speaker 1: have the doctor call you, go out to the car.
Speaker 1: Mom in the car and uh, my phone rings from
Speaker 1: the area code I am currently standing in. Hello, this
Speaker 1: is David. Uh David yeah, oh uh yeah, sorry, young
Speaker 1: girl like in the twenties, not the Asian woman who
Speaker 1: was like fifty, And she goes, oh, sorry, oh my god,
Speaker 1: And I go, now, is that a wrong number or
Speaker 1: did because the woman was a verification, I did forget.
Speaker 1: I did forget one thing. The the older Asian nurse
Speaker 1: said to me, Oh, I didn't know who you are,
Speaker 1: but I recognized your voice. But some of the girls
Speaker 1: outside in the front desk were excited. They saw you
Speaker 1: walk into something like that. Okay, nice, Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Don't give my fucking phone number to the girls up
Speaker 1: front to then call me to see if that's my number.
Speaker 1: What kind of people are these? I don't know, in
Speaker 1: a medical professional building. Isn't that some kind of violation.
Speaker 1: There's a word hippa hip hop. Well, I'm not the patient,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what the law is and I
Speaker 1: can't prove it. But I mean, the odds of that
Speaker 1: area code calling me ten minutes after I gave this
Speaker 1: Asian woman my phone number. They couldn't have waited a day.
Speaker 1: I mean god, I mean, at least cover your track.
Speaker 1: And why would you question if it was me? The
Speaker 1: woman just got my number and I wrote David Brody
Speaker 1: on the post it note for the doctor. So did
Speaker 1: you leave the post it note laying around? So? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna go back there? Well, I'm gonna say something
Speaker 1: to horror, but I can't prove it. Now I can
Speaker 1: hit I can call the number back and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I is this so and so doctor office? And see
Speaker 1: if they won't realize that they're on our own phone
Speaker 1: and go yes, right, because then what now is that sketchy?
Speaker 1: It's it's not sketchy, it's it's just wrong. It's wrong
Speaker 1: on every level and especially every level, especially in a
Speaker 1: medical profession. And you're in a place of god, you know.
Speaker 1: Now you're starting to make me think places that I've
Speaker 1: left my person information. What did they do with my
Speaker 1: ship after I left? But anyway, wait, wait, you had
Speaker 1: your ship tested? No, no, no, that was a corny joke.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you've seen that commercial, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a cartoon of a box and it's one of
Speaker 1: these um it's a lab commercial where they said it
Speaker 1: it's no cost, no pain, no no needles, nothing, just
Speaker 1: send us a sample of your stool, put it in
Speaker 1: the box. We'll test it and get back to you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's just a company gets that and they
Speaker 1: sell your information to like a third no information. You're
Speaker 1: getting your your poop tested. But like you you got
Speaker 1: a poop in a box. But imagine you're the guy
Speaker 1: like you know how you are when your doorbell rings
Speaker 1: you get an Amazon package, Yeah, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I ordered this, or it's a gift even better. Imagine
Speaker 1: you're the guy in that company whatever that com forget
Speaker 1: the name of the company, don't tweet me, don't care.
Speaker 1: It's the cartoon box guy and you're like another box jim. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess my brakes over? And what are you getting them?
Speaker 1: It's ship every time, every time the boxer rives's ship? Oh,
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime, somebody shipped from two days ago. Like that's
Speaker 1: your job, Like, look, it's a living you're a scientist,
Speaker 1: you're a doctor. I get it. You're saving lives. But
Speaker 1: people are mailing you shit, that's it. But at least
Speaker 1: at least they asked for it has a scientific purpose?
Speaker 1: Does our medical But you like, you go, how do
Speaker 1: you go to school and go, Hey, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: a poedietrist? Do you want to be a gynecologist? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be a ship guy. I'm gonna be a ship expert.
Speaker 1: Wanna be apert? I want to be a popologist, a
Speaker 1: papietrist act. Yeah, Like, well, you know, the point is
Speaker 1: this colonologist Now I know, I know, gastroentrologist, but like proctologists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but these are in practical I don't know who it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of we're gonna test your ship.
Speaker 1: I don't want my ship tested. That's disgusting. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you that I went to Mexico and I was
Speaker 1: I was bleeding. Oh my god, don't go here. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get specific. But they they tell you to
Speaker 1: have it tested in a lab. Right, so you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta catch it with something. Okay, hold on with
Speaker 1: what you gotta catch it with? Like a throat depressed,
Speaker 1: like an ice cream stick. Who's got that gig? You
Speaker 1: gotta catch your own. Yeah, you gotta put in a
Speaker 1: cup with it with your name's on the label, with
Speaker 1: a screw cap, and you and you, you put in
Speaker 1: a bag and you bring it today. You bring it
Speaker 1: to the lab. Hold on, you bring it to the lab,
Speaker 1: and the guy behind the counter goes, I'm dropping off
Speaker 1: a sample. All right. That guy is a poop collector.
Speaker 1: People are gonna skip to episode one. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about Okay, listen, when this happened. We went to Mexico.
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico. Right, So, so I'm waiting two
Speaker 1: weeks for my results. I call him up and go, hey,
Speaker 1: you got a sample for Brody. Now, this is what
Speaker 1: I don't want to have my phone number, so they go, Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: the test results, we messed up to sample. When did
Speaker 1: you do it again? At this point, I'm already healed,
Speaker 1: like I'm already better. I don't need it. Had I
Speaker 1: how did they get Now wait a second, they afked
Speaker 1: you up in that, right, I wasted my time? So
Speaker 1: how do you get free dessert? And that's that's what?
Speaker 1: Do I get? A free but but I know you're
Speaker 1: a case of chocolate pudding. I don't want that. There's
Speaker 1: no way to win. It was no way to win,
Speaker 1: so I didn't mean to go out. But anyway, the
Speaker 1: poop box, poop box box, what were we talking about
Speaker 1: before that? I don't know you lost me on it,
Speaker 1: but back up the podcast and what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want. Well, I was gonna
Speaker 1: tell you actually happening in college though to one of
Speaker 1: our college radio DJs, because you're talking about poop shows
Speaker 1: up in a box. Someone played a check on somebody
Speaker 1: else and that the DJ at the college radio station
Speaker 1: got you know, a big package and they opened it
Speaker 1: up and there was a used tampon. Back in college,
Speaker 1: it was disgusting. So that was I had a dog
Speaker 1: that ate those. Oh no, yeah, my white dog. All right,
Speaker 1: this podcast is, well, this is why you don't have
Speaker 1: kids or pets topic. What do you want to talking about?
Speaker 1: Why don't we talking about what you were talking about
Speaker 1: when I tangented off into poop in a box? It
Speaker 1: was a commercial, right, We talking about commercials, commercials and
Speaker 1: crappy jobs, about crappy jobs. Yes, what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You told me this is okay, this is We're both
Speaker 1: guilty of this. We need You were the one who
Speaker 1: did this this time. You were the one who said, right,
Speaker 1: but you like this commercial. I have an idea in
Speaker 1: the middle of a flow, I have an idea. Why
Speaker 1: don't you hit pause? Right, We'll go back and listen
Speaker 1: and then come back. It'll sound like we didn't editate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: butlieve this in some people. I'm leaving this in right now.
Speaker 1: Al right, so we're listening back to the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was helpful. Okay. We were in the
Speaker 1: middle of talking about places you left your phone. He said,
Speaker 1: we left your personal information and that's t Yeah, that
Speaker 1: terrible disgust back that Apologies to all of you that
Speaker 1: were screaming at your devices. Because you knew where we were.
Speaker 1: But no, you know what, I went once in a bank.
Speaker 1: I went to a bank to close out an account
Speaker 1: which had about twelve dollars in it, and you know,
Speaker 1: they had my obviously, all my information recognized me, and
Speaker 1: they not only had my phone number, but they had
Speaker 1: everything about me right and then, and they they were
Speaker 1: like like made fun of me. They're looking at me
Speaker 1: like this DJ, this is what DJs make twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, God, I was closing out an old account.
Speaker 1: I just opened up a new account. So a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of banks tellers aren't going to tell you.
Speaker 1: A lot of banks are getting rid of their buildings.
Speaker 1: They're like actual brick and mortar buildings. So it's all
Speaker 1: online banking on your phone, which is fine, But every
Speaker 1: once in a while, you want to go into the bank.
Speaker 1: You want to talk to a once in a while,
Speaker 1: you want to talk to a loan agent. You want
Speaker 1: to talk about that you have a problem, you want
Speaker 1: to talk to somebody. Well, my bank was getting rid
Speaker 1: of all the branches, so I'd open up a new bank.
Speaker 1: So I go in the thing and I'm schmoozing with
Speaker 1: the guy and I'm joking around and he's, oh, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, what do you do for a living? Like
Speaker 1: I'm in radio whatever whatever ever, And I don't really
Speaker 1: get into details whatever. And the bank manager comes over
Speaker 1: and he says, excuse me, right, I go, yeah, how
Speaker 1: do you know that? He goes, oh, I uh, I
Speaker 1: heard you. I send you right away listen on time
Speaker 1: big fan. He's not a slice slice for life. So hey,
Speaker 1: shout out man, Oh yeah, bank, you know you don't
Speaker 1: like Oh all right, well yeah, so they have my address,
Speaker 1: they know my salary like it's weird. It's weird because
Speaker 1: when I had I had to open the account, the
Speaker 1: guys like, how much money do you make? How do
Speaker 1: you think I felt that when I say how much
Speaker 1: money I made, he would like this, you want to
Speaker 1: get some one? Huh? So I said, I said, what
Speaker 1: does that mean? He was, well, I'm not a lot
Speaker 1: of comment. I just was huh what was that like,
Speaker 1: huh you make a lot of money? Or oh that's
Speaker 1: all you make? Because I'm pretty sure that's what he
Speaker 1: was saying, like that's all you make here big shot
Speaker 1: radio exactly that it was awkward. Yeah, well it was
Speaker 1: awkward today that people you don't know the struggle of
Speaker 1: our lives. It was walking the way that our Slice
Speaker 1: for Life Juan Vasquez came into. He stole my shade, right,
Speaker 1: and your tiny apartment standing on the ladder in my
Speaker 1: bedroom right, and I'm like, this is awkward. This guy
Speaker 1: listens all the time old school Slice for and he
Speaker 1: listened to every episode and he doesn't tell me until
Speaker 1: he's here. He's at my place for like over an hour.
Speaker 1: By the way, what I've told this story on the
Speaker 1: podcast the Exterminator that we use that we had a
Speaker 1: new guy because the old guy died. The new guy's
Speaker 1: spraying my my kid's bathroom and he's behind the toilet.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, by the way, big fan, it's just awkward.
Speaker 1: Where you put your ass every that's my daughter's bathroom.
Speaker 1: But but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Nothing is
Speaker 1: worse than the story I told you about the same
Speaker 1: story when my I was you know, if I came
Speaker 1: back from Mexico, was when I was getting the colonoscope
Speaker 1: and I was I was about to go under, and
Speaker 1: the guys like, well, you know, I'm a big fan, dude,
Speaker 1: Do not tell a guy who was about to get
Speaker 1: a colonoscope and you're involved in that area of my body.
Speaker 1: Do not tell me you're a big fan. Do not. Well.
Speaker 1: The next thing I wanted to say was, um, they're
Speaker 1: as people like when people are staring at us right now.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. We fishbowl the fishballs man has tag
Speaker 1: don't fishball me. And you know, here's my favorite. My
Speaker 1: favorite is when people people uh laugh the other side
Speaker 1: of the glass, people like start waving at you and
Speaker 1: they start mouthing things like here and they see us
Speaker 1: with the red light is on outside it says on
Speaker 1: air and you know we're talking into microphones. They don't
Speaker 1: know podcast. You know, they think that we're just sitting
Speaker 1: in here hiding from them, which is an old radio trick.
Speaker 1: By the way, you don't want to talk, run inside
Speaker 1: the studio. Oh that person is here, Okay, you run inside.
Speaker 1: I gotta go put your headphones on, turn on the mics,
Speaker 1: and talk gibberish to each other like we've been doing
Speaker 1: for the past fifteen minutes. This is some gibberish. So
Speaker 1: so this podcast whatever this amounts to, however many minutes
Speaker 1: it is. Whatever, if you like it, love it, whatever
Speaker 1: they hate it. We sat down and said, what do
Speaker 1: you wanna talk about today? I don't know nothing. Both
Speaker 1: of us did this all. This is all we haven't
Speaker 1: even gotten. I wanted to cover, well I did. I
Speaker 1: wanted this is all stuff? Did you see? And this
Speaker 1: is not something I can do. I do have stuff,
Speaker 1: by the way that we want to get to, but
Speaker 1: all that stuff was just this morning. We had our
Speaker 1: friend Jamie from the Walking Dead podcast Talkers and Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers. Listen to a second of it, Like some
Speaker 1: of these slices, some people haven't listened. Excuse me, some
Speaker 1: of these people and I have, I tell you others
Speaker 1: listened to. Let me tell you others listen to your podcast,
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers, and then they've come over here as
Speaker 1: a companion podcast. I have somebody who said that recently
Speaker 1: keep talking, which is fine. But I'm just saying it's
Speaker 1: just it's a specific niche thing, and I love great
Speaker 1: walkers and talkers away niche the talking. Jamie was in
Speaker 1: here on the Big Show today talking about being exhausted
Speaker 1: from all the dating sites so much so that she's
Speaker 1: joined Farmers only because she's trying to find other guys.
Speaker 1: She needs a bigger, a bigger pot of guys. So
Speaker 1: as a joke, I said, well, why don't you go
Speaker 1: to like, you know, sugar daddy dot com or something
Speaker 1: like that and just call it a day, take his money,
Speaker 1: and and be done with it. Brody. When I googled that,
Speaker 1: a list appeared. They have an article of the top
Speaker 1: ten best sugar Daddy websites, and I found it fascinating.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got a bookmark this and talk about
Speaker 1: it on the podcast. So they have a lot of these,
Speaker 1: you know, they're all different names, but listen to the
Speaker 1: name of this Would you join this? What? Would do
Speaker 1: you think that women joined this one? This is called
Speaker 1: What's Your Price? Ma? Men bid to win a date
Speaker 1: with attractive women? Would you join? What? Who? What? Woman
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast is on the dating site What's
Speaker 1: Your Price? Did so rich guys get the hot guys
Speaker 1: get the hot girls. How about this one? Here's another one,
Speaker 1: Miss travel find someone to fund your travel. This is
Speaker 1: basically it aims to attract generous men and women who
Speaker 1: seek an attractive companion while on their trip. This out
Speaker 1: of the box concept has helped Miss Travel. Out of
Speaker 1: the box concept it's called prostitution, so people Huffington's Post,
Speaker 1: It's in the box right, Hio Post and CNN that's
Speaker 1: what's wrong with this world. There are dating sites called
Speaker 1: miss travel that help you fund your travel or What's
Speaker 1: Your Price, where guys get to bid on a date
Speaker 1: with you, pretty much attracting rich old guys. How much
Speaker 1: do you think you're worth? Like if somebody been on
Speaker 1: you for a date, how much would it go for?
Speaker 1: Like if a girl wanted to take you a dinner?
Speaker 1: I think I think someone someone would pay. I'll get in,
Speaker 1: I'll get a new uh girl Deanna. Yeah, I even
Speaker 1: say five bucks? Would you pay? Oh my god, here
Speaker 1: we go. This is this is not gonna end well
Speaker 1: for me. You know how this ends? Prouty. Oh my god. Hi, Diana,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Brooken Boys Podcast. This is your first
Speaker 1: this is your first appearance. Okay, so let me give
Speaker 1: you a little backstory. Diana is uh the latest in
Speaker 1: a long line of former interns that are now part
Speaker 1: of the show or part of the company, and a
Speaker 1: long line of former interns or current interns or employees
Speaker 1: of the show that have come onto the world famous
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. And by the way, we should tute
Speaker 1: our own horns for a second. I heart radio fifty
Speaker 1: radio stations, probably ten thousand employees, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how many podcasts by people that work for our company.
Speaker 1: And if everybody works, I heart radio Scary Jones and
Speaker 1: I have the most listened to weekly podcast in our
Speaker 1: entire company. Thank you Slices doing that for us, because
Speaker 1: all we're doing is talking. And you guys listen and
Speaker 1: don't download and relisten. And also, welcome to the Big Show,
Speaker 1: the Big podcast, the Big Shows. That's picture. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a larger than life thing. So following in the
Speaker 1: footsteps of Jake and Ricky and all the other interns
Speaker 1: we've had come in here. Yeah, we need your help. Okay,
Speaker 1: you make a decent salary. Now you have your own
Speaker 1: apartment or your roommate. You have your an apartment, an apartment.
Speaker 1: Now you're an adult, grown up, big girl. Now, Um,
Speaker 1: if you were let's say, either a charity or just
Speaker 1: for the sake of it, if you were involved in
Speaker 1: a website that was legit where you could bid on
Speaker 1: hot guys to take them to dinner. Hot like that
Speaker 1: because says it's social. Well, first of all, let's get
Speaker 1: part one of this yeah, would you consider joining a
Speaker 1: website called What's Your Price? Where, which is men bidding
Speaker 1: on bidding on winning a date with attractive women? Would
Speaker 1: you like it's free, they're paying for me? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, would you would you even consider that you? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're you're looking for a sugar daddy? Yeah, okay, so definitely,
Speaker 1: And I know Bertie's got a point here. But while
Speaker 1: I have you here for different reasons, miss travel is
Speaker 1: another one. Miss travel, find someone to fund your traveling?
Speaker 1: Would you yes? Her mouth drop, her eyes lit up.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Paris and March, so if anyone wants
Speaker 1: to give a donation, so you would actually consider you
Speaker 1: would consider hooking up with guys? Hold dating, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: This isn't are you on the under the impression that
Speaker 1: a guy is gonna pay let's say, four or five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to go with you to France with me?
Speaker 1: It's it's clearly says here. It's basically to attract generous
Speaker 1: men and women who seek an attractive companion while on
Speaker 1: their trip. So these guys are usually world travelers, probably married.
Speaker 1: So no, well, you don't know that that can be
Speaker 1: lonely rich guys. But let's say he's the guy who
Speaker 1: happens to be going to France. He doesn't want to
Speaker 1: go alone. Right, you put in I want to go
Speaker 1: to France, he says, Oh, the animals go to France.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to France. Hence the name miss travel
Speaker 1: meaning miss travel. Someone's gonna fund my trip meeting, someone's
Speaker 1: gonna fund your trip to France because you're gonna meet
Speaker 1: this guy. He's already going there, and he's gonna pay
Speaker 1: for you to come out and hang. That sounds great,
Speaker 1: and you think that he legit just wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. No, I'm assuming he wants more than that.
Speaker 1: What does he want sex? Probably just still going to
Speaker 1: Paris is what you're saying. Probably yeah, because it's so
Speaker 1: you're he's attractive, Like, imagine the pictures I supposed to pick, Like, look,
Speaker 1: Dana got this cute Parisian boyfriend because all about the Instagram.
Speaker 1: But okay, I got all the Instagram videos I could
Speaker 1: post it. However, would that be if we actually fell
Speaker 1: in love? Dude? My story will be okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on? You know the only difference between this in prostitution?
Speaker 1: Is the eiffe Tower? Right? Yeah, it's not prostitution if
Speaker 1: I'm not, if I'm just hanging out with him. Okay,
Speaker 1: you said the sex, and I said you would do that?
Speaker 1: You said, yeah, no, no, no, I didn't say that
Speaker 1: you would. You would go out obviously, so his Eiffel
Speaker 1: Tower would be more of a leaning tower of pizza.
Speaker 1: You want no part of that. So you think that you, you,
Speaker 1: as a conversationalist, are worth five thousand dollars to say
Speaker 1: I want a croissant. Let's get a crossan Okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: fair enough. Now let's say the website was reversed. Let's say, uh,
Speaker 1: you wanted a companion? How much would you pay for
Speaker 1: a hot guy to a company you to France? Am
Speaker 1: I only gonna be with him for the tripper? Is
Speaker 1: he my boyfriend? Now? To buy a boyfriend? You want company,
Speaker 1: your your your life, where you are now in life?
Speaker 1: How much would you bid for a hot guy to
Speaker 1: go on vacation with you to Europe wherever? Girl, don't
Speaker 1: ruin the bid? Sorry, okay, sorry, um, I would maybe
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. Thousand dollars, okay, fine? How much was
Speaker 1: scared to go with you. Um, why don't, don't don't
Speaker 1: look a you don't and don't pity pay but don't
Speaker 1: ruin the bit. Don't How much was for a hot guy?
Speaker 1: How much is Scary? Were talking him? No, he's worth
Speaker 1: more than that. But I know his personality and love him,
Speaker 1: Ricky Jake, the history of keeping. How pay him more
Speaker 1: than the hot guy? Really? Get out? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love you, thank you, oh night. Don't have to
Speaker 1: pay it? He loves you. Look you know what? Brody
Speaker 1: does this every time? To me? He does every time
Speaker 1: he tries to bring in, turns in to try and
Speaker 1: foil the plot or make up or have a moment
Speaker 1: where Scary is the butt of the joke. It backfires
Speaker 1: on him almost every time. Okay, but yours you, You're
Speaker 1: you're taking Scary Jones the guy on the radio. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if that's the guy, just this picture or make either
Speaker 1: one of us trying to separate not knowing him, right,
Speaker 1: either one of us. I'm not about Scary either one
Speaker 1: of us us. Yeah, say, okay, right, that's my point.
Speaker 1: That's wrong. That's just wrong on so many levels. But
Speaker 1: back to you thinking that you're gonna go to France
Speaker 1: on a free ride and unless the guys can't get up. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you really? You really? Because I'm saying
Speaker 1: is do you know what you're signing up for? And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's anything is expected because but it's
Speaker 1: it's expected from the guided. Is there anything in there
Speaker 1: about do you so you don't feel guilty? Is there
Speaker 1: a plan on? I plan on? That doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: you're not a court required to do anything. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't sign up for. You can't get it from there.
Speaker 1: You What I'm saying is, but you know you're doing
Speaker 1: you know what what's going on. You're entering into this
Speaker 1: situation that you know obviously you're in charge of your
Speaker 1: own body and what your decision yours what hello, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm not just have to state that then obvious reporting
Speaker 1: for dude, but but you would willingly know, hey, look
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to France get a free ride here,
Speaker 1: and it's like what this guy? No, not this guy,
Speaker 1: not the way that he wants and you you would
Speaker 1: have a good conscious about conscious you wouldn't feel guilty
Speaker 1: guilty because looking for like a companion and it's not sexual.
Speaker 1: He just wants to go and also get Instagram. You
Speaker 1: know what they call that a woman. I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: I would, yeah, I honestly, I probably would feel guilty
Speaker 1: if I didn't. But I mean, like, but you would
Speaker 1: take advantage of situation to do it anyway, Like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it because you know what, because he's a
Speaker 1: creep signing up for this site on his end, so
Speaker 1: screw him. Is that your thoughts? You can't predict it.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that there's a chance. Hey, look i'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna keep my options. But you could fall
Speaker 1: in love with the guy. But you're falling in love
Speaker 1: with a guy who had to pay somebody go to
Speaker 1: France with him? What if he's just really how old
Speaker 1: is he? Like? Is he above the age with thirty?
Speaker 1: Maybe over? Well, no way, because I'm looking at this
Speaker 1: look at this site, I'm looking at the signs. There
Speaker 1: are lots of fifty year old guys that are youthful
Speaker 1: and fun and I would have taken exception I must
Speaker 1: saying about I'm just in general, I'm saying, uh, the
Speaker 1: age difference fifty and twenties a very large day. But
Speaker 1: to go to France it shouldn't matter, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't go like a French guy might know.
Speaker 1: He might be he might not be good. He might
Speaker 1: have a knowledge of wine and food and the culture
Speaker 1: and the museums. He might be worldly. So if you're
Speaker 1: just going to have like fun, then a guy who's
Speaker 1: a lolder might be a better guy to just go with.
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't try. I wouldn't go hiking to
Speaker 1: do I didn't say that. I never said that, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying, unfortunately, you find the right older guys probably
Speaker 1: too tired to do it, unfortunately. Right, Unfortunately, that's what
Speaker 1: the way the guys are thinking on these sites. And
Speaker 1: I think that women are smart enough to know that
Speaker 1: that's that, that's what guys are thinking, and they can
Speaker 1: handle it anyway they want, but well or not handle it.
Speaker 1: That's knowing that that's what he's expecting. But I would
Speaker 1: not probably do well. Would you have the conversation up front? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would, because I'm very like confrontational. I should go
Speaker 1: there and be like like I'm not gonna sit here
Speaker 1: and just like go with him and be like you
Speaker 1: having sex when we get there, I'll be like, listen,
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna promise you anything, but something happens,
Speaker 1: like then it's one thing, but I'm not gonna So
Speaker 1: you're telling him in advance something could happen. Ye, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, you're shedding expectations. What you do
Speaker 1: is you under promise, and so you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: tell him we could have sex. No, you see things
Speaker 1: like you say, listen, I'm just looking at the great
Speaker 1: conversation company companions shrimply platonic and thank you for the
Speaker 1: gift of meat going to France. I liked. I respect that.
Speaker 1: And if something happens, then it happens. Then you don't
Speaker 1: say that. It's like I guess yeah, because that's because
Speaker 1: that's the that's it. But that's a girl who's no
Speaker 1: she's going to but once the hedge like she's a
Speaker 1: good girl. Listen, I can't promise that he's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I watched the adult movies. I know what's going on. Oh,
Speaker 1: Mr Mr Johnson. I would never And then she's with
Speaker 1: Mr Johnson by like ten minutes later, well twenty seconds
Speaker 1: if you zoom ahead. The point is you would you would,
Speaker 1: uh so you would be thousand dollars for a hot
Speaker 1: guy to go you to Europe as long as it
Speaker 1: not right? Okay, how much would it cost? Legitimately? Would
Speaker 1: you just go for free take the free trip? No money? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't need money too. Little spend in cash, little
Speaker 1: cross salt money. Yeah. You. But at the beginning of
Speaker 1: this count ben ben or ben ben benover over benover
Speaker 1: with ben over no crape. Okay, back to you. You
Speaker 1: came in here and you said, your eyes lit up
Speaker 1: when I said, hey, look at the sugar daddy websites
Speaker 1: because they are sugar daddy web These are these are
Speaker 1: like in your face, straight up sugar daddy websites. And
Speaker 1: you're like, I would love a sugar daddy, Like do
Speaker 1: you know what that entails? Do you understand there's definitely
Speaker 1: the concept of a sugar daddy, but not delivering it.
Speaker 1: I guess on my then you don't understand the concept
Speaker 1: of sugar. I understand that it's just like because to me,
Speaker 1: it's not sugar uncle. It's like you will already you're
Speaker 1: already like ready to like, you know, finishing gatting like
Speaker 1: a hinge coffee meets bagel. What do they you know,
Speaker 1: coffee meets bagel. Now you're talking my language. That one's
Speaker 1: you do know about that one, right? Coffee meets bagel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's a popular one. Is that black and white people?
Speaker 1: What is that? Coffee meets bagel. It's just it's it's
Speaker 1: a meet up with black people and Jews. It's just
Speaker 1: another dating site and the like. Okay, bumble tender all that. Now,
Speaker 1: if somebody wants to page you say, it seems like
Speaker 1: you're done with all those hinge last night and it
Speaker 1: was great. Nice. He didn't try anything else anything, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not your business. Don't know. He was my answer
Speaker 1: to my intern. Didn't try anything? Did you know he didn't?
Speaker 1: We just hugs. Did you go to France? Did you
Speaker 1: go to France? I have a question, scary um. You
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. I have a wife. But let's say
Speaker 1: somebody said, you know, I'm a big fan. You could
Speaker 1: you can give the money to charity whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I will give you two dollars. I'd love to go
Speaker 1: to dinner with you. I here all the time. You
Speaker 1: go to these great restaurants and uh, you know you
Speaker 1: Brooklyn industrial you dress up. I love to spend time
Speaker 1: with you two hundred dollars. You get that money to
Speaker 1: charity for the kids. For the children. Uh an hour, nothing,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for anything. Spend a lot of time,
Speaker 1: sugar listener, do it? H and would? I think I'd
Speaker 1: have to have a conversation with her first and see
Speaker 1: if she's okay with it. If she's not. If she's
Speaker 1: not okay with it, then I won't do it. I
Speaker 1: feel like we start a website les sugar listener dot
Speaker 1: com sugar Listener. Well, it's for charity, listen. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of charities that we could be thrown out money to.
Speaker 1: Brody needs money for his kids college fund. Charity is
Speaker 1: really important. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I think
Speaker 1: I would. I would absolutely, my heart would be in
Speaker 1: the right place to do that. But I would absolutely,
Speaker 1: um respectfully talk it over to see if that was
Speaker 1: Do you do you think that'll be a problem? Uh?
Speaker 1: It may. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I gotta take her temperature on that.
Speaker 1: I don't how do you take her temperatures? Which which
Speaker 1: the moment to do? You a hero? He's being filthy
Speaker 1: right now, he said, taking her temperature. You just want
Speaker 1: to say something that I when you said it, I
Speaker 1: was in my mind. I wasn't picturing like old men
Speaker 1: paying me to go to Paris, because hold on, if
Speaker 1: I could just point out old people are like nineties,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I know you're twenty, but
Speaker 1: people are in the nine people right, old people on
Speaker 1: these websons, okay over the fifty old. When you see
Speaker 1: seven models, if you're nineties thing this website, I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to offend you. We like that you listen picturing
Speaker 1: like model like hot dudes that just want like some
Speaker 1: arm candy, have a lot of money. Where it was
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman, Oh my god, that's different. Hold on, what
Speaker 1: was George Clooney? Hung hold Brad Pitt, Huge Jackman, Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1: He's intes back to this, but he's a movie star.
Speaker 1: This is different. I have something to say. Life isn't
Speaker 1: the way it appears on Instagram. You see these Instagram
Speaker 1: models pose or pose on about seven girls on a
Speaker 1: yacht a boat for the day. They never never once
Speaker 1: show they never once show the guys. You know, you
Speaker 1: know who the guys are. There's like seven guys with
Speaker 1: big fucking bellies, Harry beasts in their sixties and seventies.
Speaker 1: That's who owns the yacht. And they're on the boat
Speaker 1: with them. But they being shown on Instagram. So it's it,
Speaker 1: but it's it's And I'm not saying these women are
Speaker 1: doing anything with those guys. I'm saying that's unfortunately the
Speaker 1: fact of life that this is that these women are
Speaker 1: going through that length to get to this Instagram pictures.
Speaker 1: I want to be pictured on a yacht. Well, who
Speaker 1: do you think is I'm I'm sorry, these girls don't
Speaker 1: own those yachts. It's honest, be honest, years from now,
Speaker 1: from now, you want to own that yacht? You want that.
Speaker 1: I don't want voting problems, No I don't. That's not me.
Speaker 1: You don't want to good fall hot models in bikinis
Speaker 1: taking pictures on Instagram. Nine The lot follows a lot
Speaker 1: of likes. But I'm saying, but that's reality too. They
Speaker 1: can't afford it themselves. Like it sounds like I'm being
Speaker 1: shallow that I want Instagram pictures, but I also want
Speaker 1: to experience it, you know, Okay, if he has the
Speaker 1: means to make it be like out of this world.
Speaker 1: You have a right to me like scraping by if
Speaker 1: you just take it off, if he's just using it
Speaker 1: for the gram, that's I just feel like more goes
Speaker 1: on on those yachts. Like you think those models are
Speaker 1: slipping with these crusty guys. They're probably giving them drugs. No,
Speaker 1: I think that. I think at some point there's some nudity,
Speaker 1: maybe big o topless. I don't know. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything beyond that though, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Those ships, those those yachts are big. Those are some
Speaker 1: big yachts. I'm just saying, unless you're like recruiting because
Speaker 1: you want the eye candy on the yacht so all
Speaker 1: your other rich friends go out every time. I every
Speaker 1: time I see inst models on yachts and things like that,
Speaker 1: which is how often care But well, I'm scrolled through
Speaker 1: my feet it's on there. Yeah, I follow them. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not crazy. No, I'm all over the place
Speaker 1: on Instagram. But you know, I click into I find
Speaker 1: you know, I click into rabbit holes all the time.
Speaker 1: Like I'm into different things. Okay, but I will tell
Speaker 1: you this. I will say speaking around it will say,
Speaker 1: I will say this. Oh, here comes the TikTok conversation.
Speaker 1: You on TikTok? Why not because it's too I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm too old for it. I feel like it's for
Speaker 1: a lot of younger kids. Oh so these these guys
Speaker 1: that you won't date, these older guys, should they be
Speaker 1: on TikTok? No? No. And so if you if you've
Speaker 1: met a guy, let's say, in his forties, who said
Speaker 1: to you, Yeah, I was on TikTok for an hour
Speaker 1: and a half last night checking stuff out. What would
Speaker 1: you think. I think he's a creeper because young kids.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. And it's not all young kids. And
Speaker 1: that's where you're wrong, and that where you're wrong, and
Speaker 1: that is where you're wrong. Okay, we gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: set this, we gotta reach set up this topic and
Speaker 1: go back. We gotta backtrack now because we TikTok all
Speaker 1: these hot girls on bicycles because they kick it on
Speaker 1: the yacht no people. Okay, So the same way and
Speaker 1: again we talked to us on the fifteen minute morning show.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what what's what date was this? What say?
Speaker 1: Listened to the four teens January four? The same way
Speaker 1: at one point, Facebook was just for college kids, right,
Speaker 1: And then the day that I signed up for Facebook,
Speaker 1: everyone was like yelling at me, Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: for college kids. Hey guess what. Everything evolves and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden the masses find out about these these
Speaker 1: you know places, and these these social media platforms, and
Speaker 1: now our grandparents are on it, right. Same thing with Snapchat.
Speaker 1: Snapchat started as young kids, and now people post college
Speaker 1: in their thirties and you know, are on Instagram and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, on a Snapchat. So is everyone. Every one
Speaker 1: of these have evolved. I started back when musically it
Speaker 1: was just music dot l y okay. I started my
Speaker 1: account there okay, and then TikTok bought them, so now
Speaker 1: it's just it rolled into TikTok. So now I haven't
Speaker 1: But he shouldn't have been either year old girls. Musically.
Speaker 1: I saw it on the Today's Show that hey, check
Speaker 1: out this new app, and I'm I always have to
Speaker 1: be on top of or ahead of pop culture. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be on top at anything. We are on the
Speaker 1: social media cutting edge. Different with our job. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: could you say that again? It's different with our jobs.
Speaker 1: You didn't know it was me. He was talking about it,
Speaker 1: but now that you know it's me, am I justified
Speaker 1: for being on TikTok? Hold on, Deanna? Why okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shop proodies for a second. Don't you do that?
Speaker 1: I won't say they go ahead. Why is it justified
Speaker 1: for me to be on tip? Because we, as like
Speaker 1: the Elvis ranch, will have to be up with like
Speaker 1: the pop culture and what's going on. And it's like
Speaker 1: to grow our digital sphere, like the talent needs to
Speaker 1: know like what's going on. So it's justified for Scary
Speaker 1: to be on TikTok, thank you, because then he knows
Speaker 1: what that's not. That is my just deserts right here,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay? Counterpoint? Does it take a man an
Speaker 1: hour and a half to learn what's going on on TikTok?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Different when the videos are fifty seconds long? Wrong? Wrong? Wrong?
Speaker 1: Don't then get the jingle that you can play the jig?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make me wrong. Here's what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You don't you are a comic genius? You are you
Speaker 1: love all things common, You appreciate good humor. You only
Speaker 1: looking at the funny videos? Hold on, did you not
Speaker 1: love back in the day, when um, it's now defunct?
Speaker 1: When that? When that that that social media Vine? When
Speaker 1: Vine was because they because adults were being funny six seconds? Okay,
Speaker 1: well guess what All those adults from Vine are now
Speaker 1: fucking coming over to TikTok my man, that's what they are.
Speaker 1: And people are uploading original audio. It's not just kids
Speaker 1: doing dances to ship like your daughters are doing. But
Speaker 1: you can find places where people are aloading original audio
Speaker 1: and people are doing some hilarious ship in seventeen seconds
Speaker 1: with that, so you find like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: want to watch fifty fifty different takes on the same
Speaker 1: piece of audio that is was it renegade and creative
Speaker 1: as fun? Was it? Young girls dancing the Renegade? What
Speaker 1: is that? Okay? That's the Oh is that the dance? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't watch any of those. I don't do the Renegade.
Speaker 1: Actually on New Year's Eve to the Renegade or the
Speaker 1: all the Ebays, no catadaluna. Yes, our crying artists, our
Speaker 1: friend who used to be recording artists and she still
Speaker 1: is actually got some new music coming out. Um not
Speaker 1: wind up the song, wind up, wind up? So anyway,
Speaker 1: I was with her New Year's Eve, and she brought
Speaker 1: her her ring, the light ring, which is a a
Speaker 1: you put your phone in the middle of the ring,
Speaker 1: and that's it's perfectly for TikTok videos. We're doing TikTok's
Speaker 1: all night. And she tried to teach me now that
Speaker 1: now that Brody mentions it the renegade, did you learn it?
Speaker 1: Reade it? It was awful? I did it? If that
Speaker 1: in fact, if you look up cat I think she
Speaker 1: erased it was that bad. She tagged me in and
Speaker 1: erased it. Anyway, I don't have any headphones on my own,
Speaker 1: Ticto headphonesphones on there out there. Um, speaking of Cataluna.
Speaker 1: When we come back, I want you to play the
Speaker 1: clips I loaded in of you on New Year's Eve
Speaker 1: at the New Year's Eve party. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: so do that right after this. Now let's take you
Speaker 1: back to ye. Right. So I saved these videos that
Speaker 1: Scary posted. I was like, I'm downloading this is great
Speaker 1: for the podcast. Okay. Scary guy was intriguing about it.
Speaker 1: This was just another day in the life of Scary
Speaker 1: Jones on Instagram. Did this standout? Scary goes to parties
Speaker 1: like hot girls get on yachts. He just finds a
Speaker 1: way to get in there and get on the gram
Speaker 1: because it's a party full of drunk pep Let's do
Speaker 1: here is no problem. But Scary is a particularly funny drunk.
Speaker 1: When he's drunk. I mean, when Scary is drunk, he's
Speaker 1: ready funk. You've seen he is a happy, go lucky, giddy,
Speaker 1: huggy friendly. The thing is, there are different types of drunks.
Speaker 1: There are people that you don't want to be around.
Speaker 1: The crying drunk is probably the worst, right, But I'm
Speaker 1: a happy drunk. Okay, but why are you saying? Gidea? Okay,
Speaker 1: So play the clip that I have there. It's it's
Speaker 1: champagne bottle, champagne. I got the champagne bottle. Let's let's
Speaker 1: get that ready, hold on like I had, God, guy,
Speaker 1: guys to sound great, all right, you have the better quality.
Speaker 1: So you play the one that I sent you. There
Speaker 1: we go, Okay, this is me, Yeah, this is the
Speaker 1: girl talking to you. You're holding the bottle of something
Speaker 1: like uh and then listen to the way Scary laughs
Speaker 1: that was my girlfriend. Okay, here we go nine. So
Speaker 1: I'm getting a phone call. God damn it. There Okay,
Speaker 1: what was wrong with that? That was just me? That
Speaker 1: was me scary is laughing at himself having nothing. Okay,
Speaker 1: what don't laugh over that? You want? You want to
Speaker 1: play the other one? Yeah? Now you hadn't said anything.
Speaker 1: He's like, I got that ninety before her in geha,
Speaker 1: which is tequila. What what was wrong with that? That
Speaker 1: was just Burnie doesn't burn doesn't go out of his
Speaker 1: house other than to go to a Chinese food place
Speaker 1: and complain that was typically. Diana is like, and that
Speaker 1: sounds like my Saturday night too. Yeah, it's just you.
Speaker 1: How to see the video? Nothing was going on and
Speaker 1: he was just laughing. That's so cute. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: wrong with that. It's funny. Okay, it's funny. That's why
Speaker 1: I don't drink, so I can stand in the corner
Speaker 1: and laughing. People like it was particularly interesting enough to
Speaker 1: like wait two weeks and then play on this podcast.
Speaker 1: But I wanted it for the last week. We right
Speaker 1: out of time. But still I think you're happy drunk.
Speaker 1: I'm pointing out you're happy drunk. I would pay a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to go and watch you be drunk. I
Speaker 1: do a lot. I would go on drunk Friends dot
Speaker 1: com and and sign up for you drunk Friends dot Friends,
Speaker 1: drunk Buddy drunk buddy dot com. I'm going people would
Speaker 1: do that. That would get dangerous and probably illegal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: drunk Buddy Brody's been messing with this microphone. So I
Speaker 1: got well, I would put in a trouble ticket. But
Speaker 1: you know this shit, they still haven't fixed my phone
Speaker 1: from two weeks ago, and I ranted about it. I
Speaker 1: called up to help desk right there, like, you know what,
Speaker 1: we can't help you here, call the help desk in
Speaker 1: uh San Antonio. So I called up to help desk
Speaker 1: because you have I can't get on the corporate WiFi
Speaker 1: here in the building, so I have to call when
Speaker 1: i'm here. But you know, when you're here and you're free,
Speaker 1: you wan't go home. So I call up and I
Speaker 1: get this guy, how you doing, corporate help desk? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta Android phone, Galaxy Note nine. What kind of
Speaker 1: phone is it? They couldn't be less interested in your problem?
Speaker 1: What kind of phone is it? I was like, like,
Speaker 1: I like, I just said it says Samsung Galaxy Note nine.
Speaker 1: All right, I can't get on the WiFi. And I
Speaker 1: went and I just need you to talk me through
Speaker 1: the settings, because apparently corporate changed the certificate, which is
Speaker 1: the the access thing that you need to get on
Speaker 1: the way whatever. And he just, uh, I don't think
Speaker 1: we changed. I don't think we change that. I said
Speaker 1: what we did because we got an email saying you
Speaker 1: changed it and if you had any problems to call.
Speaker 1: And I don't have that email. But regardless of whether
Speaker 1: you have the email, sir, uh, we have, we have
Speaker 1: the email. We would help me please. By the way,
Speaker 1: his name was Scott, I said, Scott, can you help me? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: try to help you talk to it from kind of
Speaker 1: phone you have Samsung Galaxy? No, no, you might want
Speaker 1: to write that down. I have an iPhone. I don't
Speaker 1: really care. I don't care, Scott, I won't you help me?
Speaker 1: The problem is they're reading from a script and well, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't have a script. He's fucking stoned, I said, Scott,
Speaker 1: is there someone there that knows Android phones? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: help you with that. Okay, great? So is it is it?
Speaker 1: Uh P A P or or t L t L S.
Speaker 1: I don't have that setting on my iPhone. Well, how
Speaker 1: would you pretty ask? How would you act or behave
Speaker 1: were he was sitting in a room for twelve hours.
Speaker 1: If I worked in the help desk and my job
Speaker 1: was to listen, there are worse jobs in the world.
Speaker 1: You might be a ship inspector. We already covered that.
Speaker 1: His job is to help me. But you know what
Speaker 1: if you can't help me, Scott, I said to him, Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: If you don't know, I'm totally cool. You can put
Speaker 1: me on hold. Is there someone there that is familiar
Speaker 1: with this problem? Since corporate acknowledge the problem and sent
Speaker 1: out an email saying we changed a certificate, you may
Speaker 1: need to update your phone in some way, so can
Speaker 1: you find someone who knows what that email is? I
Speaker 1: got one guy here, I got one guy here. So
Speaker 1: he looks over and he goes and Mike, I got
Speaker 1: a guy here with an Android phone that's got a thing.
Speaker 1: What his certificate isn't it's not it's the hell desk, right,
Speaker 1: So so so the other guy. The other guy, Mike goes, well,
Speaker 1: here's my phone. So he goes, I got his phone.
Speaker 1: Can you just put him on the phone. He he
Speaker 1: got the Android phone. Well, he's on another call. He's
Speaker 1: helping somebody else. So I all right, open up the phone.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to him through the phone. Now, can you
Speaker 1: tell me what it says on the screen? I'm not
Speaker 1: on that screen. Could you please get on the screen.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to stay calm with him, but I don't
Speaker 1: be rude. I'm like, Scott, can you please go to
Speaker 1: WiFi settings? I'm talking through it. He goes, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see that. So I finally get him right,
Speaker 1: I match up my settings. Right, my settings are the
Speaker 1: same as the settings on Mike's phone. I go, I'm
Speaker 1: still killing on the WiFi. You're not on the WiFi. Nope,
Speaker 1: So it's not working again, Scott, That's why I'm calling you.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you, dude. So he's obviously smoking pot. Is
Speaker 1: it legal in San Antonio smoke pot? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but he's he's a stoner. So I said, can you
Speaker 1: put Mike on the phone. Mike's on the call. I said, well,
Speaker 1: I want to go home. Well, you call when you
Speaker 1: get there. I can't because when I call you when
Speaker 1: I get home, I'm on the WiFi. He says, why
Speaker 1: I can't help you? Is there someone who can help me?
Speaker 1: Then he says, is this a corporate phone or is
Speaker 1: this your personal phone? So I said, Scott, it's my
Speaker 1: personal phone, but I use it for work. Oh, we
Speaker 1: can't help you. Then we can't help me. We're only
Speaker 1: allowed to help corporate phones. But it's my phone for work.
Speaker 1: Can you give you a corporate phone. I'm authors to
Speaker 1: give you a corporate fund. It's not what we do here.
Speaker 1: I said, you're the help desk, right, yes, can you
Speaker 1: help me? I can't help you, So he won't help me.
Speaker 1: So guess what I got fifteen minutes later an email
Speaker 1: asking if I'm satisfied with my servicing again. Yea. They
Speaker 1: don't actually help you. They just want you to say
Speaker 1: you like the service. So hopefully you said that you
Speaker 1: hated it. I did put down that I was not
Speaker 1: happy with the service I got from Scott. The other
Speaker 1: thing is, how do you get free dessert from your
Speaker 1: own company? You can't. Well, I didn't get fired this week.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I mean any any to listen, any
Speaker 1: job you walk in, you didn't get fired, that's I'll
Speaker 1: take it. You know someone's gonna hear this podcast. But
Speaker 1: like these guys in our company, But did I mentioned
Speaker 1: we have the biggest podcast of any daily I heart employees.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did. Could you tell me the
Speaker 1: details of that. The people at work and come to
Speaker 1: work every day. I heart radio. We have work for
Speaker 1: a great company with a lot of people. The people
Speaker 1: who have their own morning shows, night shows, afternoon shows, producers,
Speaker 1: background people, regional people, big talent. They're part cast. Don't
Speaker 1: have as many listeners currently as our Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Huh. Now, those guys will make millions, but
Speaker 1: we've got a podcast. That's why we make the medium books.
Speaker 1: We make the kind of bucks that when you go
Speaker 1: to open up a bank account, the guy in the
Speaker 1: bank goes, how much do you make? Huh? I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I thought Radio DJ has made more. Huh.
Speaker 1: That's the best. Yeah, that's the best. When people like
Speaker 1: you must be a millionaire. You're on a syndicated morning
Speaker 1: show and your your own podcast, you have money come
Speaker 1: out your ass. Hey, you know when you watch the
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon show. You watched Jimmy, Yes, Jimmy makes a
Speaker 1: lot of money. Jimmy, this is well for himself. You know. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know Ted guy you don't see on the screen,
Speaker 1: he does the thing exactly he now he works on
Speaker 1: late night with he looks on the Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 1: He has it on his business card. He's got the perks.
Speaker 1: He's got it. He could walk right into Rockefeller Center
Speaker 1: anytime he wants. Yes, he might be able to take
Speaker 1: pictures with celebrities he's not getting. His friends are like, Wow,
Speaker 1: how cool is it? You work on it tonight, Joe,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon. Do you get to meet Jimmy Fallon. I
Speaker 1: walk on the set every day. Sometimes I walk up,
Speaker 1: I have to uh adjust his microphone. Sometimes I give
Speaker 1: tours to my friends and I go I let him say,
Speaker 1: I let him sit at his desk and pictures. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I do a podcast. Really yeah, it's uh tonight choke
Speaker 1: cute card guy podcast. Oh so where do you live?
Speaker 1: In a small apartment in a small town. But I
Speaker 1: drive an old car. Now. You know. You know who's
Speaker 1: doing a great job of really incorporating the staff. The
Speaker 1: off camera staff is Conan. Conan O'Brien took his show
Speaker 1: and instead of like a regular traditional like linear late
Speaker 1: night show, one hour show, right, he does a half
Speaker 1: hour show. Now sometimes he does it on the road,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes he just does it around the office,
Speaker 1: so it's all prerecorded. It's not your traditional my you know,
Speaker 1: fake fake old school microphone on the desk with the guest.
Speaker 1: He actually does an actually a different show now and
Speaker 1: he incorporates the storylines with everyone who works for him,
Speaker 1: from you know, the people who write the show to
Speaker 1: these producers and and and I really I give him
Speaker 1: a lot of credit because he allows everyone to shine. Well.
Speaker 1: You know, David Letterman back in the day would introduce
Speaker 1: the segment producer, the sound guy Biff Uh. He would
Speaker 1: go to the Delhi on the corner and interview Rupert.
Speaker 1: He became a part of the show. He always brought
Speaker 1: his people in. I love that because it's all it's inclusive,
Speaker 1: and it shows the entire picture, not just what the
Speaker 1: camera the sixteen by nine decides to show like the screen.
Speaker 1: But either way for those people not that was my point.
Speaker 1: Look is on the tail, I know that the head
Speaker 1: writer is getting a lot of money. I get what
Speaker 1: I would saying in general, right, the broody and skary
Speaker 1: uh right, no, uh off there no, no, it's it's
Speaker 1: right that I knew you'd say it, but wrong that
Speaker 1: you said it. Uh, they're not making the big box.
Speaker 1: So did they go into the bank and the guy
Speaker 1: goes these guys like that would have thought more. Um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you for stopping by. It was nice to have.
Speaker 1: I hope you get a trip to I hope you
Speaker 1: get a trip to France. But I'm going to France.
Speaker 1: I'm paying for my message. You want to give out
Speaker 1: your social media So my Instagram is DNA move two
Speaker 1: d E A N N A m O two. Want
Speaker 1: your social Security graduate? No, my birthday is January, so
Speaker 1: next Wednesday, give out your social Security number. Uh? How
Speaker 1: do you end a segment like this? You know I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So She's like, do I take my head phone? Is
Speaker 1: this awkward? No, we're not going off the air. We're
Speaker 1: gonna move on to something else. Yeah, she want me
Speaker 1: to get out. She was waiting for but she was
Speaker 1: waiting for us to go to a commercial break. That
Speaker 1: was very nice of you to radio here, don't that's
Speaker 1: It's like at the end of the news cast where
Speaker 1: the anchors just are start talking to each other by
Speaker 1: the way, usually they're not saying anything. Then look at
Speaker 1: each other and they don't. They can't stop until the
Speaker 1: guy in the back goes all right, Claire and they
Speaker 1: shut the camera off. I want to leave you, guys,
Speaker 1: I love you, but not enough to pas us to
Speaker 1: go to she loves me fifty dollars worth. Remember I
Speaker 1: said that originally, taking that would give me at least
Speaker 1: two grand right, Diana? Sure? Okay? Remember who I do
Speaker 1: many times? All right, get out? Should we beat some uh?
Speaker 1: I think we should go to some old jokes, jokes, jokes,
Speaker 1: and use jokes because you know why we haven't done
Speaker 1: this in a long time. All right, you must be um,
Speaker 1: I got some thirsting with some ship. I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. Let me start off with, uh
Speaker 1: this list there was trending on Twitter, I think it was.
Speaker 1: It was what lines common expressions in your job sounds sexual?
Speaker 1: It was something like that on BuzzFeed, was on something
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever it was. I wrote a list
Speaker 1: of things in our job that we say every day
Speaker 1: that sounds sexual. These are a punch like an Elvis list,
Speaker 1: like us. But we could but it wasn't used on
Speaker 1: the show. It was it was pitched but never used right, unused,
Speaker 1: So here we go. That ended too quickly. We say
Speaker 1: that on the show sometimes I'll eat anything at six am.
Speaker 1: That sounds dirty, right, put your mouth closer to my mic. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you don't eat that, I will. We said that
Speaker 1: all the time. Fantastic, Thanks, you're a good American. I
Speaker 1: might say that after intercourse. Oh, now talking about music
Speaker 1: alt rock, I love the Bush in the nineties. Hey,
Speaker 1: that sounds yeah, station right. Hey, how would you like
Speaker 1: me to give you a DeLong e? I'ms dirty? H.
Speaker 1: Do you know anyone who's h's extremely tappable? That's all
Speaker 1: was a little thing. I didn't finish the list because
Speaker 1: after I started it, Elvis said, yeah, I dont want
Speaker 1: to go there. So these are other punch lines that
Speaker 1: were used for stories. It was gonna be at least
Speaker 1: we didn't get to it. So we were talking, Uh,
Speaker 1: Scary was dancing. But the way you dance is sort
Speaker 1: of like you're running slowly. So I said, oh, he's
Speaker 1: got the moves like Jogger. You get it on the
Speaker 1: air like Jagger. Right. There was a story that came
Speaker 1: out about fish, big big group of fish that washed
Speaker 1: up on the shore somewhere that looked like penises. Penis fish.
Speaker 1: Though my joke for Elvis was that's a school. I
Speaker 1: would attend school of fish. See you know uhh um.
Speaker 1: There was a story out of Florida about alligators that
Speaker 1: ate meth. They they found meth and ate matt bag
Speaker 1: of meth or something. I said, that's almost as bad
Speaker 1: as the cracodial they found. Um oh, pete. We were
Speaker 1: talking about people who are hot but can't spell, like,
Speaker 1: do you like? I was like, I don't care if
Speaker 1: somebody's high. I don't care if they can't spell. So
Speaker 1: the joke was I would jump their bones. T h
Speaker 1: e r a oom he good? He can't spell? All right? Um,
Speaker 1: I can't hello. Froggy was point star sex was Froggy
Speaker 1: was cleaning a street sign. I can't read this sign.
Speaker 1: Froggy was talking about being stopped at a light. Oh,
Speaker 1: and he saw a A point star was was cleaning
Speaker 1: a street sign. He recognized he she was whatever it was.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, a point star street signed. That
Speaker 1: would be a don't stop, don't stop, oh God, don't
Speaker 1: stop sign. The joke was funny. I just can't my handwriting. Um,
Speaker 1: what was this story? Somebody pooped in a milk container,
Speaker 1: a milk carton what somebody fold somebody pointed the grocery
Speaker 1: and they sat, Yeah, they found poop and a milk container.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, they would probably put that in your
Speaker 1: fruit poops. We didn't use that for that was a
Speaker 1: good reason. Uh oh. Sam was as said she was
Speaker 1: a vegetarian and she was angry at somebody, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have beef for them, she has Rockley with them.
Speaker 1: That was that. We didn't get to that one. Um
Speaker 1: oh um. We were talking about having fat heads some
Speaker 1: you know, athletes and fat heads, those big posters on
Speaker 1: the walls and when you a fourth quarter of scary,
Speaker 1: I said, scary scary as a fat head of scary.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to that. I'm glad we didn't get
Speaker 1: to that one. Yeah. Oh, we were talking about a
Speaker 1: lesbian version of the movie Frozen, right, I think that
Speaker 1: was it. So I wanted. I was to saying, do
Speaker 1: you want to lick a snow girl? We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that. Why not? That's hilarious. That should have made
Speaker 1: it on the air. Yeah, I don remember the story though.
Speaker 1: We were talking about weird. This is back in October.
Speaker 1: We were talking about um, weird sexual things, um and
Speaker 1: weird words that mean weird sexual things, and so I said, oh,
Speaker 1: would you like to go blumpkin picking? You know, bumkin
Speaker 1: is yeah, I have to talk about it here. Yeah
Speaker 1: that that's not good. Oh oh uh. We're talking about
Speaker 1: gag gifts and Daniel said she gave her husband a
Speaker 1: gag gift for the holiday, and I said, um, I
Speaker 1: told Elvis that he should have said, you gave your
Speaker 1: husband a gag gift. I gave my husband a gag
Speaker 1: as a gift. Yeah, little yeah, yeah. Uh. Gwyneth Paltrow
Speaker 1: has a candle out that smells like a vagina. My
Speaker 1: joke was, what a douche. We didn't get to that.
Speaker 1: We were talking about the oscars. The oscars so white, right,
Speaker 1: that everyone nominated is white, pretty much, I said, the
Speaker 1: oscars are so white even the joker wears white makeup.
Speaker 1: Didn't get to that. And it was Pitbull's birthday this week, alright,
Speaker 1: I know, I think the fact that the joker is white,
Speaker 1: he was wearing white makeup, extra white Pitfall Mr three
Speaker 1: oh five was his birthday this week. So my joke was,
Speaker 1: does that mean he's now Mr? Three o six? And
Speaker 1: Elvis looked at me and said, we're not doing that
Speaker 1: so not the best batch of jokes. But we haven't
Speaker 1: gotten to him. I apologize, I mean, maybe stand why
Speaker 1: we didn't get some of them. So they're okay, I
Speaker 1: can tell you what happened to Target. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do that right after this. Is there a week that
Speaker 1: you don't go to a store, a big box store?
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like because I I go weeks
Speaker 1: at a time without ever like going with CDs, go
Speaker 1: every well that does a drug store, but anywhere, but
Speaker 1: even like shopping, I'm like this, Amazons, CVS and Walgreens,
Speaker 1: I do. I did have a promise CVS. So I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say that right here, though, i will tell
Speaker 1: you that our company, they'll give you a funny story.
Speaker 1: So you know you have company benefits. We have company
Speaker 1: medical benefits, right, used the company medicalits, right? So it
Speaker 1: seems like every year they get a little bit worse
Speaker 1: and a little more expensive. Right. They make you pay
Speaker 1: more to get less. So that's why healthcare reform is
Speaker 1: a big political issue right now. Who's going to fix
Speaker 1: the system. But that's not what I'm talking about. So
Speaker 1: I've been going to CVS near my house because our
Speaker 1: coverage is for CVS. You can go anywhere. Actually with
Speaker 1: our carverage, go any drug store and get drugs at
Speaker 1: a discounted price with our health plan. So I go
Speaker 1: to the CVS because it's near my house. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we got any uh when we signed up for our
Speaker 1: new medical insurance in November, they said, oh, from now on,
Speaker 1: we signed an exclusive contract with Walgreens. Not nothing against
Speaker 1: Walgreens there they may I help the next customer, the
Speaker 1: following guest, Walgreens. Nothing wrong with them. I don't know
Speaker 1: who that the guy in I t down down the
Speaker 1: hall in the Path train station, the Path train station,
Speaker 1: there's one freaking place to eat and it's like a coffee, croissant, sandwich,
Speaker 1: panini French place. There's a guy named Daniel ballod b
Speaker 1: O l U D. Yeah, he has foofoo restaurants. But
Speaker 1: his name, he's probably name is like Daniel Brown's like
Speaker 1: and his and in the Path train He's got this
Speaker 1: one place. It's like again, it's more like a panera
Speaker 1: of sway. It's a fancy French panera and the name
Speaker 1: is called blued sud s u D. I don't know
Speaker 1: how the fun what does sud mean in French? I
Speaker 1: don't know, sud it's the only place to eat by
Speaker 1: that in the oculus I'm talking about the a albon
Speaker 1: Payne is pronounced all bon pan right, sounds like an
Speaker 1: all bond pan. It's a rip off of abon pan,
Speaker 1: exactly that. So there was at the front of the line, Brody,
Speaker 1: what happened? And the lady goes, can I help the
Speaker 1: following guest? And I sat there and I wanted so
Speaker 1: bad to ask her, but I couldn't do it. It
Speaker 1: used to work in Walgreen's. It was the middle of
Speaker 1: the lunch rush, but it sounds like here he may
Speaker 1: I helped the following guests, And it was in the
Speaker 1: middle of the lunch rush hour, and it had to
Speaker 1: be about thirty people behind me, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: look back and I said, what would Brody do? And
Speaker 1: they'll be like that motherfucker, we ask her and take
Speaker 1: up all the time you get into a conversation. Scary
Speaker 1: ordered his goddamn Kiselaine took a number and went to
Speaker 1: the back of the line to wait for it. But
Speaker 1: I sat there. I bit my tongue like I want
Speaker 1: to superstar the following guest, did you have blanco milk
Speaker 1: with it. They didn't do that such a thing. Okay.
Speaker 1: So so back to Walgreens. So we got this contract
Speaker 1: now that says, to save you money, we have signed
Speaker 1: an exclusive three year deal with Walgreens. So you can
Speaker 1: only get your prescriptions at Walgreens, and you have to
Speaker 1: order three months minimum of whatever drug you need if
Speaker 1: you have a prescription CVS. I think they were at Walgreens.
Speaker 1: We are only now allowed to use our medical benefits
Speaker 1: at Walgreens. Walgreens, at Walgreens, Okay, can't go to see
Speaker 1: We used to be able to go wherever you wanted. Now,
Speaker 1: sour so at Z and Andrews jingle Ball. I go
Speaker 1: up to uh, the gentleman who runs New York's benefits plan.
Speaker 1: He's he's the guy you go to. So I said,
Speaker 1: hey man, how you doing a great which smooth or whatever?
Speaker 1: I said, Who's no offense If it was your idea,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but no offense. Who's the fucking genius who decided? Now,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm complaining that because I don't love Walgreens,
Speaker 1: They're fine. I don't live near one, right, No one
Speaker 1: took that into consideration. I don't live near one so
Speaker 1: if I need medicine, I have to go drive sick
Speaker 1: somewhere that God knows where, one of thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of employees. That my point is, there's more CVS is
Speaker 1: in where I live, by a lot now nationally, I
Speaker 1: don't know. But what's great for you, it might not
Speaker 1: be great for somebody, which is why you don't sign
Speaker 1: an exclusive deal, is my point. Up until this year,
Speaker 1: we go anywhere, I guess is they got it on
Speaker 1: the cheap okay, So I say to him, who's the
Speaker 1: genius who came up with the idea UD to lock
Speaker 1: us into one store? All right? Larry David? So he says, no,
Speaker 1: not a Larry David things. So he says no, No,
Speaker 1: He says to me, funny story. Yeah, what's so funny?
Speaker 1: He says, Well, we agree that was a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: So I said, oh great, what are we doing about it?
Speaker 1: He says, we're locked into a three year contract. We
Speaker 1: can't get out of it. Well, I hope somebody said
Speaker 1: something to this asshole who comes. He goes, he's not
Speaker 1: with the company anymore. What they fired him? No, the
Speaker 1: guy wrote the policy, made the deal, and then he
Speaker 1: didn't work from yeah, no joke. He probably did. He
Speaker 1: no joke, he did. He works for Walgreens. Now, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? How about that? That's a scampony. That's a scampony,
Speaker 1: So fuck you. Medical guy who left so he fought
Speaker 1: it in the elevator, got out and then went to
Speaker 1: work for the air freshener company. How about that? How
Speaker 1: about that? Oh my, so every time I drive now
Speaker 1: tend stand. I don't blame Walgreens. A fine group of people.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. That guy was like, ibably knew he
Speaker 1: was getting that gig. I don't know if he did, redidn't.
Speaker 1: I'm not casting spersions, all right, you know what. Let
Speaker 1: me play about that. Let me play devil's advocate. Maybe
Speaker 1: it went a little something like this. Maybe the guy
Speaker 1: worked on that, that that project of getting the three
Speaker 1: year contract for Walgreens exclusive four months. You're a good person.
Speaker 1: He's talking to the Walgreens people and he gets in
Speaker 1: good with them. It can happen. Then he's like and
Speaker 1: then at the end of sealing them said, they said,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're really good at your job. Man,
Speaker 1: will you come work for us? We'll pay you three
Speaker 1: times what you're making over there for that because now
Speaker 1: they're gonna get more money. So they signed a sweetheart deal.
Speaker 1: So so so he probably was like, huh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make more money working for Walgreens. I'm out here, but
Speaker 1: you know what I've been. His first question was, what
Speaker 1: can I get my prescriptions for if I come to
Speaker 1: work for Walgreens? Anyway you want, I'm in right because
Speaker 1: now he gets right. He does, he gets an He
Speaker 1: probably has better medical benefits than with that he left
Speaker 1: us with. But my thing, by the way, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: my heart, I love you, love the benefits. Just I
Speaker 1: have to drive now, I'm telling Devil's advocate. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that he didn't do it knowing he was going to
Speaker 1: leave the company. You're just saying. I'm saying he didn't
Speaker 1: call them and say I'll sign an exclusive deal with you.
Speaker 1: Maybe he worked if you hire me. No, See, that's
Speaker 1: where you're going with this. And I first it smelled
Speaker 1: like bullshit right there. I'm like, tweet tweet me at
Speaker 1: David Brody, tweet at Scary Jones at the Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: and tell us if you think this is legit or
Speaker 1: what's scary? He's like, yeah, legiti ship. I think, I
Speaker 1: honestly think my and again here's my phypothesis. Your pythis pythothesis.
Speaker 1: Hypothesis he worked for I'm guessing he got so intimate
Speaker 1: with the Walgreens people were doing this deal for our
Speaker 1: comp intimate that it found it. He was offered a
Speaker 1: gig there, and he was like, huh, ticking, offer me
Speaker 1: more money. I think I'm gonna leave the company and
Speaker 1: go work for them innocently, innocently, innocently not buying it.
Speaker 1: That doesn't happen. But you're also not buying your prescriptions.
Speaker 1: That's right. He fired in the elevator, and he quit.
Speaker 1: That's it. So the elevator and quit, fought in the elevator.
Speaker 1: Now I was doing Drake. That's the difference between us.
Speaker 1: I go classic rock and you go hip hop. That's fine, truth, truth,
Speaker 1: all right. So this is not a problem I had
Speaker 1: at Target. I'm not blaming anybody. This is what happened
Speaker 1: to Target. A supervisor or manager made an announcement over all.
Speaker 1: The walkie talkies. A lot of the employees have walkie talkies,
Speaker 1: but they don't have headsets. So if you you ever
Speaker 1: walked through Target yet, could somebody please hop out in
Speaker 1: the part apartment right, Brandon, please come back to your register.
Speaker 1: This is the announcement. Now you tell me what you
Speaker 1: would have done. Uh, woman, anyone within the sound of
Speaker 1: my voice please come up front and help empty the
Speaker 1: return bins. They're overflowing. First of all, everyone within the
Speaker 1: sound of her voice means every customer, because everyone heard
Speaker 1: it too literally, I know. So first of all, don't
Speaker 1: say everyone the sound of my voice because I'm not
Speaker 1: helping you out. But all of the employees where I
Speaker 1: was standing start laughing, and one of them goes, bits
Speaker 1: you crazy. I love it. She got fired. No, she
Speaker 1: didn't say it into the into the walkie talking. She
Speaker 1: just looked at the walkie goings you crazy, I'm not.
Speaker 1: And she was like, none of the moved, none of
Speaker 1: the move. So she's like, everyone come up and help
Speaker 1: with the return bins. Nobody moved. I watched every aisle
Speaker 1: nobody went to help her because because pit crazy. But
Speaker 1: not only that, not only that, and this is just
Speaker 1: a lesson for everybody. This is like, this is um
Speaker 1: the group email no response effect. When you talk to
Speaker 1: several people at once, people think someone else. Don't let
Speaker 1: somebody else, lets somebody else they passed. It's the pass
Speaker 1: the buck. Everyone needs to chip in person. I try
Speaker 1: if if you work in in an atmosphere, who if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this podcast in the corporate world, try
Speaker 1: not to email several people. If you want to get
Speaker 1: something done, email one person, because you give somebody up.
Speaker 1: The point is if you email direct person to person,
Speaker 1: you are more likely to get a response. And the
Speaker 1: reason the reason why is the reason why is because
Speaker 1: the reason why is because is redundant. The reason fuck you, um,
Speaker 1: the truth be to oh, Spruce on the Holy shit, wait,
Speaker 1: put the headphones on. You gotta put the headphones on.
Speaker 1: We got a song for you. Yeah, Mario, Hi, Mario,
Speaker 1: se hi, Mario, Mario. Hold on. Mario's are our comedy producer.
Speaker 1: So when Spruce and I write comedy, Mario does whatever
Speaker 1: we Darrio. He smells so nice. I'm smelling spruce on.
Speaker 1: Mario does smell nice? Happening? Hold on, here we go, Spruce,
Speaker 1: this is for use, sounded nice and now he is
Speaker 1: spruce on these That is a parody of a kiss
Speaker 1: song called Deuce. There's not many people listening, which and
Speaker 1: they don't have to produce well by Mario. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like vocals on that. No, I did not. I think
Speaker 1: that was Darren, right, that sounds like it sounds like shit,
Speaker 1: because because that sounds like Darren, Darren's good. Darren's a
Speaker 1: good guys, a good guy. How do you recovered yet,
Speaker 1: Spruce from your Saints losing in the playoffs again? I
Speaker 1: have not. Yeah, I was thinking about you that a
Speaker 1: year long, Saint. I was thinking about you. Don't even
Speaker 1: bother sending condolences to him or like good luck because
Speaker 1: he's so stressed before the game. He would respond, and
Speaker 1: then after the game you're like, hey man, sorry about
Speaker 1: your Saints. You won't hear from him for a week.
Speaker 1: Don't even bother. Don't even bother sending it because he
Speaker 1: didn't look at his phone. No one to know about it,
Speaker 1: because call me during the during the game. People will
Speaker 1: call me during the game, don't bother. I literally just
Speaker 1: pick up the phone and could do this and hang up.
Speaker 1: That's all I do. Spruce is from basically a one
Speaker 1: sport town. Yeah, but I mean, if New Orleans didn't
Speaker 1: have a basketball team going up, and who's rooting for
Speaker 1: the Pelicans? I mean New Orleans the dumbest name in sports. Well,
Speaker 1: the Pelican is the state bird of Louisiana. I know
Speaker 1: that's why. But the New Orleans Hornets, even though it
Speaker 1: didn't make any sense. We don't have hornets. But okay,
Speaker 1: but but the team, the name of the scary Do
Speaker 1: you remember the name of the basketball team that played
Speaker 1: in New Orleans before the Pelicans hold on Spruce and
Speaker 1: they had They had a very New Orleans, New Orleans name,
Speaker 1: and then moved to a city where the name of
Speaker 1: the team makes no sense. Now, think of things, Think
Speaker 1: of things that when you think of New Orleans. What
Speaker 1: else that's a great name for a basketball team, the
Speaker 1: New Orleans Come. I know it's the current Utah Jazz.
Speaker 1: It's you used to be the New Orleans Jazz. Yes,
Speaker 1: which made sense. Utah Jazz doesn't make any sense. Okay.
Speaker 1: L A Lakers, we the l A Lakers. There's no
Speaker 1: real Lakes in Los Angeles. Where were they from? I
Speaker 1: think we I talked about this. It was Minneapolis. I
Speaker 1: think I said in Minnesota. The last time people gave
Speaker 1: me Minneapolis Lakers. Well, the Brooklyn Dodges, we talked about this.
Speaker 1: They dodged the l A Dodges makes no sense, none, none, none,
Speaker 1: But it's brand brand awareness. Now, if the Houston Texans
Speaker 1: moved some some some sports teams, like we have the
Speaker 1: A team in the playoffs right now, one of the
Speaker 1: final four teams that changed their name and their uniform
Speaker 1: and everything because it didn't make any sense when they moved.
Speaker 1: You know which team I'm talking about, dund not the Dope,
Speaker 1: not the Chiefs, not the Packers, not the forty Niners
Speaker 1: because that's the gold Rush, the minor forty Niners, the
Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers, the packing meat packing industry, Kansas City
Speaker 1: Chiefs is all the The Tennessee Titans, Yes, who are they?
Speaker 1: They were the oh I don't know where they came from.
Speaker 1: The Houston. The Houston Oilers became the Tennessee Titans. They
Speaker 1: used to have an oil rig on the side of
Speaker 1: their helmet. That makes no sense in Tennessee. So what
Speaker 1: does Titans have to do with Tennessee? Remember the Titans. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a reason for it. It wasn't a random thing
Speaker 1: because they should be like the volunteers. No, if you
Speaker 1: if you, if you look at you know what, google it,
Speaker 1: don't tweet me. But I had something to do with, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The Newsmakers, the Tennessee, the Dreams, the
Speaker 1: Tennessee Grand ol Opry. Why are the Tennessee Titans. There's
Speaker 1: a reason. I remember, I still remember you remember. So
Speaker 1: we're just hanging out here. We're having a free, free
Speaker 1: for all kind of show. Good. That's why I brought
Speaker 1: Mario because Okay, the committee that chose the name had
Speaker 1: a desire to have a nickname that reflected strength and
Speaker 1: leadership and heroic qualities. Johnny Cash. Therefore, the Titans. Remember
Speaker 1: the Titans. Yeah, Johnny Cash, the Tennessee Johnny Cash. So
Speaker 1: I'm saying, so Spruce grew up in a basically one
Speaker 1: sport town, so for him, the Saints are everything. Like
Speaker 1: in New York, you've got two baseball teams, three hockey
Speaker 1: teams in the area, two football teams, two basketball teams,
Speaker 1: teams the Bills. Not to a New York City person,
Speaker 1: they technically are the only football team that plays their
Speaker 1: games in New York State. And that's something. But there
Speaker 1: five miles away roughly or whatever. So but but in
Speaker 1: this general New York City area, we have a lot
Speaker 1: of options. Yeah, right, And so people like, oh I
Speaker 1: like football, and basketball. I like hockey and baseball, whatever
Speaker 1: what happens. But he grew up in a town with
Speaker 1: just football at the time, so he lives and breathes
Speaker 1: and dies for this one team who watched twice. Who
Speaker 1: who do you root for? Now that the Saints through
Speaker 1: out of it. I don't root for anybody. I just
Speaker 1: like to watch a good game. Now. I don't care
Speaker 1: who is but Lawable because I had the Saints. I
Speaker 1: had money on it. So if the Saints lose, I
Speaker 1: can't talk to him till like Wednesday. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: If it's Monday and I football, then I have to
Speaker 1: wait till Thursday. Thursday. Now, yeah, lost two weeks ago. Spruce,
Speaker 1: he's been on the edge. He's coming out of the
Speaker 1: haven't shaved in months. By the way, when you walked
Speaker 1: in here, I don't know if you noticed. Spruce did not?
Speaker 1: My man, you scary here, scurity, and you also didn't
Speaker 1: what's up ombre to Mario? Who is hispanding? It's just
Speaker 1: a thing that happens. But you have to signature, must Mario.
Speaker 1: But he looked him like he wanted to bring him
Speaker 1: more bread. No, Mario, Mario has got that. I got
Speaker 1: the light stash. He's got a five o'clock stanto. Now
Speaker 1: Mario has got an Italian name. That's true. Howd that happened?
Speaker 1: How that happened? It's just also a human name, so
Speaker 1: that's how it happened. It's just also a thing there too.
Speaker 1: That's really how it happened. Now, weird how that happened.
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm not gonna be a man resolution Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody texted in this morning, Hey, your phone producer diamond
Speaker 1: sounds like Mila Coon has had that happened? They were
Speaker 1: why why does she sound like milk? Because she does?
Speaker 1: Like said, why, oh, I need your help with something
Speaker 1: I got. Um maybe you can help me understand this.
Speaker 1: Does this sound like it's a scam or not? If
Speaker 1: it's a sound like legit? Okay, So I was selling
Speaker 1: a TV on Craigslist for two seventy five dollars. I
Speaker 1: got new TV. I want to sell the old one.
Speaker 1: It's in really good condition. It's definitely worth two seventy five.
Speaker 1: So these two things happened. The first one, I got
Speaker 1: this email it's a four K TV. Mario not want that.
Speaker 1: I just want to hear the offer. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't need him stealing my TV email. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so I got this email. I was actually looking for it.
Speaker 1: That's all I need. I want to buy this. How
Speaker 1: long has it been used? I'd like to take it?
Speaker 1: Text me at blah blah blah again. I'll read it
Speaker 1: again to you. I now. Now, normally when you when
Speaker 1: you want to buy something, becuse. Let's you say, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm interested in the TV. Here's the link of the
Speaker 1: product I'm talking about. I was actually looking for it.
Speaker 1: That's all I need. I want to buy this. How
Speaker 1: long has it been used? I'd like to take it.
Speaker 1: You're also reading it scammish. Okay, it sounds like a
Speaker 1: scam to Mario as a Cuban radio radio, as a
Speaker 1: Cuban Normy, here we go. I was actually looking for it.
Speaker 1: That's all I need. I want to buy this. I
Speaker 1: give it to Spruce. Read it as a New Orleans
Speaker 1: guy who works in radio, who spent a lot of
Speaker 1: time in Louisiana growing up Mississippi, Louisiana. Just a guy here.
Speaker 1: Come on now, I was actually looking for it. Now
Speaker 1: you see, that's all I need you. I want to
Speaker 1: buy this Alonge with some gumbo. You know how long
Speaker 1: has it been used? I like to take that night, y'all?
Speaker 1: Text me? Can you read it as a guy's an
Speaker 1: Italian guy from Brooklyn? None, I wasn't gonna do that. Guy.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Which access is Craigslist? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: right there? Okay, um, I was actually looking for it,
Speaker 1: That's all I need. I want to buy this. How long?
Speaker 1: How long has it been used? I'd like to take it?
Speaker 1: Text me made? Okay? Is that? What did you just to?
Speaker 1: A Middle Eastern vampire Jewish? That's your Jewish? Shock, that's
Speaker 1: your jew You are my Jewish? Was actually anybody else religion?
Speaker 1: That's a Russian? It's a Russian Jew. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I was actually, Um, I was walking through the lab
Speaker 1: one late one night. You're doing the monster mash mash,
Speaker 1: the scary mash up monster mash. I want to pull
Speaker 1: up monster mash, the scary mesh mash. Why do you
Speaker 1: want the monster mash? It was a pie. It was
Speaker 1: on his podcast, to get Scary Mash. It was a podcast. Man,
Speaker 1: this is his accent. Scary was doing. He got it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, he does the worst acts by a great
Speaker 1: Southern New Orleans accent or whatever that was. That was,
Speaker 1: that was, that was that was comes here we go
Speaker 1: scary playing the monster man finding Halloween. Okay, we can't
Speaker 1: play a lot of this in the love late one
Speaker 1: light when my eyes be hitter and he he shight
Speaker 1: for my mom stuff from his slap rise and suddenly
Speaker 1: actually looking for how long has it? Text me to Petra?
Speaker 1: Stop giving the guy's email dress out that guy? Did
Speaker 1: you respond back to you? Didn't? I did? I did?
Speaker 1: His fellow is he gonna get leg what I wrote?
Speaker 1: I'm glad you want it? I have it. I would
Speaker 1: like the money for response, just like Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just go in with you. Call me on it, Call
Speaker 1: me on it. It's the worse like an AX. What
Speaker 1: you left, dude? What? It sounds like a mix between
Speaker 1: Count Chocola and the Monster Mask guy. They had a child,
Speaker 1: it was it was not it was didn't make general love.
Speaker 1: It was angry love. Clearly, clearly, clearly, this guy is
Speaker 1: not like someone who wants like he sends that to everybody.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say what he wants. He just wants what
Speaker 1: if he just speaks broken English, but he's if they
Speaker 1: use Google translators, say the word television, say something TV.
Speaker 1: He never responded back once you know, he didn't respond response.
Speaker 1: So then I got I got somebody hit me up
Speaker 1: on instant messenger on Facebook for the same TV. So
Speaker 1: it's selling for to seventy five. The guy writes back,
Speaker 1: what is your best offer? Right? Like right, give me
Speaker 1: your best offer. I'm in, baby, let's go. So I
Speaker 1: wrote back, I'll take to sixty if you're picking up
Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm taking fifteen dollars off a good deal.
Speaker 1: He writes back two d question mark. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: told you my best deal was to sixty. But if
Speaker 1: you offer me two hundred, I'm in. And what is that?
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, said that is not better than
Speaker 1: my best offer. That is substantially less if you had
Speaker 1: said to fifty, please help me out. I need the TV.
Speaker 1: I got. What's your best offer to sixty? Oh? Would
Speaker 1: you take sixty less than that? No? No, because they
Speaker 1: think they can haggle. They don't think it's your fine.
Speaker 1: But don't ask me what my best offer is because
Speaker 1: to them, they're like, no, I can get some more
Speaker 1: money off this guy. Because he's then come close bringing
Speaker 1: it to forty take a ship take a shot in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Maybe the guy's desperate. Maybe a week from now,
Speaker 1: when I didn't sell the TV, I'll go hey to
Speaker 1: forty guy, my wife wants the TV out of the house.
Speaker 1: It's yours with two forty two day so then I
Speaker 1: get I get another one. She says, is the TV?
Speaker 1: Is the TV available? Right? Even though the post says
Speaker 1: this TV is available? Is the TV I saw us?
Speaker 1: I said, yes, TV's available. Uh, what's your best price? Again?
Speaker 1: I say to yeah, is oh? I like the TV.
Speaker 1: I have checked my husband first. It's right, good story.
Speaker 1: I okay, great, okay. Three days later I go, hey,
Speaker 1: right back, talk to your husband. Yes, he says, it's okay. Uh,
Speaker 1: here's my address. When can you bring it? Bring it?
Speaker 1: Bring it? No, No, this is how it works. Is
Speaker 1: you come and get it. I'm a delivery service. You
Speaker 1: come get it. She writes back, I don't have a car. Well,
Speaker 1: you also don't have a TV. Because because it wasn't
Speaker 1: like she's in the next town, She's forty five miles away.
Speaker 1: She she she doesn't live in my town. But something
Speaker 1: she's there's a Facebook has a marketplace right with like groups.
Speaker 1: Everybody they're in the region right forty five. So if
Speaker 1: you want me to put the TV in my car
Speaker 1: rty five miles roughly whatever it was, I go back.
Speaker 1: We're back up in two seventy. Now I can't give
Speaker 1: you this kind of the thing. You're what am I?
Speaker 1: Mike the truck guy like, Hey, bring a TV to
Speaker 1: my house? Would you like me to mounting on the
Speaker 1: wall for you too? What do you want bring? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Mike, I got the truck. I'm coming with the TV.
Speaker 1: You audited man smelled by the way d a f
Speaker 1: you you're saving, you're saving, you're saving money on the tax.
Speaker 1: You're saving three dollars on the TV and you want
Speaker 1: to deliver it. But here's the thing. You know, they
Speaker 1: probably got rewarded for that kind of behavior before, which
Speaker 1: means a lot of people probably caved. So you know,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm gonna do this, do this again.
Speaker 1: It's worked for me in the past. They probably have
Speaker 1: you know, counter offered these final offers, these best prices
Speaker 1: and got away with it. So that's why they came
Speaker 1: to you, and they you know, so you're you're just
Speaker 1: a hardass. I think a lot of people you would
Speaker 1: deliver the TV. I think a lot of people will
Speaker 1: be like, you know, just get it off my hands.
Speaker 1: It'll let me get it out of their desper You're
Speaker 1: not okay. If if I was so good, I'm not
Speaker 1: spending on gas to drive to her house. Yeah. Beat
Speaker 1: David Bernie stand for douche bag, take the money the girl,
Speaker 1: do her a favor. And Scary Jones s J stands
Speaker 1: for a shitty Jewish accent. Man. Did you gotta meet
Speaker 1: some people in the middle sometimes that I'll meet you.
Speaker 1: I'll meet you twenty miles away. Fix glass. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: speaking of uh the fuck? Did you see the ad
Speaker 1: for Super U not his gus? Did you did you
Speaker 1: see the ad for Super U that got them in
Speaker 1: trouble last week? So? Uh, they released this car in
Speaker 1: Europe and it's a special Super U with a flair
Speaker 1: kit like you know, like wide rim areas wide on
Speaker 1: the bottom and everything. It's called the it's the SUPERU
Speaker 1: Forrester and it's the Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special Forrester,
Speaker 1: Ultimate Customized Hit Special. And on the car show on
Speaker 1: the floor, you see that right there, the big signs.
Speaker 1: They highlighted the first letter of every word Mario read
Speaker 1: the first letter of each word. Um uh you okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's the Fox edition of the Super and they had
Speaker 1: to apologize. And now they said they will not release
Speaker 1: that edition in America because in other countries it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that right. So the question is, did they do
Speaker 1: it deliberately or someone just wasn't paying attention. I don't
Speaker 1: think somebody. I think they weren't paying attention. I think
Speaker 1: they did it deliberately and hoping they would like get
Speaker 1: one past the goalie, you know in China. Yeah? Did
Speaker 1: they do it to get caught and then viral like
Speaker 1: we were talking about them right now? Is this is
Speaker 1: this what they want? They want we like a Kardashian
Speaker 1: world Now when we do bad things to get caught
Speaker 1: doing bad things. I think we are experiencing the result
Speaker 1: of the of what they wanted. We are the We
Speaker 1: are the fruits of their labor. Yeah, they didn't. Should
Speaker 1: we ask them the Walgreens question? Get their opinion? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we gotta we gotta wrap it up? Nfortunately,
Speaker 1: can I read one? So I want to read one
Speaker 1: text that came into the Morning show. First, it said
Speaker 1: it's start up Thursday. Brody needs to have his finger
Speaker 1: on the button for the scary slip in jingle and
Speaker 1: I and I wrote, hey, thanks, I love you. You
Speaker 1: know whatever. Uh, and she's I said, hashtag Brodian scary.
Speaker 1: I texted back Tor. She wrote back, it's always Brodyan
Speaker 1: scary because you're better. Now. Wait, this is more to it.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, I said, that's not true. We're
Speaker 1: equal with This show is successful because of both of us.
Speaker 1: And she I said, please, don't you know Scary ces
Speaker 1: could leave Brody in here by himself with a microphone.
Speaker 1: We just oh, you saw the partition. Okay, So I said,
Speaker 1: ne listen, Scary and I are partners. Would you everything
Speaker 1: saying I appreciate that, But I said, Scary sees these texts,
Speaker 1: be nice to show it back. Okay, okay, okay, sorry Scary,
Speaker 1: but it's still brod and scary. It's all right. So anyways,
Speaker 1: my point was, she was like, I'm sorry, not sorry,
Speaker 1: it's broody, self serving text to the day. No it wasn't, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Here's my self serving text. So let me
Speaker 1: just say I want to I want to shout out Joe.
Speaker 1: I don't read I don't read the scary Jones praise texts.
Speaker 1: I just oka. Yeah, okay, so Joel, not because there's
Speaker 1: only two of them, You're generous. No. So, Starry made
Speaker 1: a comment before about my other podcast, and the guy
Speaker 1: happened to get a tweet from Joe Bacalla. He's a
Speaker 1: big fan of Walkers and Talkers. He said, Brody, you'd
Speaker 1: think as a Walkers and Talkers fan, I'd be open
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys, but I wouldn't give it a chance. Well,
Speaker 1: I was wrong. Hit the jingle, Joey, you're wrong, Joey,
Speaker 1: You're wrong. It's the best podcast I listen to. Now
Speaker 1: tell Scary I love him? So yeah, no, I know
Speaker 1: you know what people discover slowly? Yeah? Or whatever they scover?
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so here's the last story of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: however they find is we love him. But I want
Speaker 1: your pick a Scary and I disagree with he said,
Speaker 1: or whatever they discover they discover the Brooklyn Boards or
Speaker 1: something else. I need, we need your opinion because Scary
Speaker 1: and I disagreed. And there's two of you, so it
Speaker 1: may come out to a two two tie. Real real short.
Speaker 1: A guy who works worked for our medical benefits department
Speaker 1: signed a three year contract that we can now only
Speaker 1: get our medicine from Walgreens drug store. Are you happy
Speaker 1: about that? No? Okay? Good? Neither am mine because I
Speaker 1: don't live near Walgreens. Okay. So I complained to HR
Speaker 1: the guy in New York. Did I know who works?
Speaker 1: I say, who's done? Idea is that he goes, Oh
Speaker 1: a guy. Guy said, well, give me his email address.
Speaker 1: I want to complain, he goes. The guy didn't work
Speaker 1: here anymore. He signed a deal at Walgreens. He left
Speaker 1: the company. So I said, the fuck where does he work?
Speaker 1: Is he left the companies now working at Walgreens? What
Speaker 1: so one of us? Well, first of all, I got
Speaker 1: fun inflaming man when I heard this. Right then I said, wait,
Speaker 1: let's think about this logically. So I think he's a
Speaker 1: Something's something. He signed a deal, got a sweetheart money
Speaker 1: on the side. Something's going somewhere, something's wrong. You bring
Speaker 1: my hard over here to us, and we'll take care
Speaker 1: of you. My thought is maybe, in working out that deal,
Speaker 1: which probably took a couple of months to put together,
Speaker 1: he worked intimately and closely with the people of Walgreens,
Speaker 1: and by the end of the thing, they said, you
Speaker 1: know what, you're great. How about you come over here
Speaker 1: and work for us, but twice to pay you really
Speaker 1: impressed His left He left eye Heart to go to
Speaker 1: Walgreens for an innocent reason, and he just kind of
Speaker 1: fell into that job, meaning because he took him a while.
Speaker 1: You know, you never know. I'm just saying, so what
Speaker 1: do you think? That's elucid. That's a lucid and articulate
Speaker 1: and intelligent argument. But I don't believe it. You think
Speaker 1: he had You think that he had every intention I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fun this company in the way at the door.
Speaker 1: In fact, maybe he didn't go at it like that
Speaker 1: in the beginning, but in the in the middle of it,
Speaker 1: he went, I'm gonna get something now, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he came, Oh, if the general manager of the Saints
Speaker 1: trades the best player on the team, trades the best
Speaker 1: player on the team, now it's personal to the Titans.
Speaker 1: And then a month later goes and works for the Titans.
Speaker 1: Something's up, something going down? Okay, Mario with it. I
Speaker 1: think there's some shady ship because you don't just sign
Speaker 1: a deal like that. And then just like oh, actually,
Speaker 1: walk Green seems kind of chill. And then like the
Speaker 1: break out and then break out. There's some weird ship
Speaker 1: going on. And again love Walgreens. They do great film developing,
Speaker 1: nothing to getting, not a sponsor. Who is their film
Speaker 1: developed anymore? Sometimes just printed. Yeah, they have FedEx pick
Speaker 1: up like they're a good company. I just feel like
Speaker 1: this guy and their snack section is exceptional. Scruce feels
Speaker 1: the same way, all right, that you think it's shady, Alright,
Speaker 1: I do. I think I think is shady. Think like
Speaker 1: I think there's still some good in the world and
Speaker 1: the guy just fell into the job. All right. I'll
Speaker 1: just try and look for that angle too. But this
Speaker 1: specifically reels a little. It reeks, it sobs not right,
Speaker 1: subs not right. There's some six ship going on, and
Speaker 1: if you're sick, go to Walgreens get maybe you'll see
Speaker 1: what we got. We got no choice. Guys. Thanks for
Speaker 1: hanging out today you first time. You guys are from
Speaker 1: New Orleans, Cuba. But we are boys, boys Las