WEBVTT - #112: Sugar Daddies and Scambonis 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:10.399 Start up. Start Up, Brooklyn Buy, start up, Brooklyn buys data. 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:18.200 They making noise Data Up. Episode one twelve. This is 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:25.160 the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David Brody shuffles his microphone. Yeah, 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.520 what's going on over there? I got droopy Mike. You 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.040 got a case of the droopies. Yeah, remember droopy mikeys 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.199 to work here in the mail room. Yeah, no, that Mike, 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.159 the whole Mike, Yeah right here. It's just it's just drooped. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.199 You know, we should have we should have you do 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:42.360 commercials E D Pills. Don't you thank you? You guys 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.239 catch that? Yeah, I see, I see what you did there, 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.519 But you do used to. I never did. I did. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.960 I did try out for that, but they never spent 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.760 the money. Oh, we are quoted the commercials. I'm not. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:55.800 I'm not droopy enough for those commercials. Like you know 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.840 what that for? Once Scari is endorsing a product that 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.080 doesn't describe him, right, But you did do a Pampers commercial. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.559 So the microphone thing just there. This is a scary. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:13.800 This is a scamboni, A scary scamboni. No, okay, now 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.520 you just remind us, like the pizza to go scam 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.880 No scary Scamboni, we should coin that. I like that 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:24.360 because I'm gonna blow the lid off of this right here. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:32.479 Microphones on television, okay, um uh, let's see to show 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:36.199 the tonight show. Um, Jimmy Fallon has it and Seth Meyers. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:40.399 I don't think they put that fucking they put that microphone. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.560 They look at old timey mic between the desk and 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:46.399 the guests. Hey, guess what, it's not connected and it 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:50.559 doesn't work. And here's how you know, because they have 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.600 Lapel mike. If you look at their time, they have 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.120 the Lava Leader microculdn't put a microphone that far away 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.160 and pick up inequality sounds, So then why the hell 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.000 do they still have them? As it looks good. It 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:05.160 looks good, it's it's a pure visual. So those microphones 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.720 that they're using that they're sitting there at the desk 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:11.000 that Jimmy Fallon mike, doesn't you? And I also saw 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.320 it again and that Larry King Is he still alive? 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.959 Great question? Well what if he is or not? Don't 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:18.639 tweet us because Brodie is looking it up right now. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.800 He has, uh this infomercial running right now. It's really 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.880 bad and it's for some pill and it's it's called 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:31.680 like om this something or other Google Larry King, Uh infomercial. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:37.720 It's Larry King Live. He's eighties, six years old. I'm here, Larry. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:43.800 What's signature back in the day was that giant ass 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:49.120 fucking it looks like a Beats pill speaker microphone. So 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:54.079 they have the microphone on the you know, on his infomercial. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.080 So if you take it and you know the infomercial 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:57.560 if you I don't know, if you ever like flipping 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.560 through channels and ship they run it all the time, 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.120 so that Mike is there and they're they're clearly wearing 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.800 the microphones on their their chests. But he's got to 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.960 have that signature Mike, and the microphone is tilted so 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.280 far away from the guest there's no possible way the 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.480 thing is is working. He has a radio Scamboni alert. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.000 I don't know if we talked about this. I'm sorry, 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.520 hundred and twelve episodes. We can't remember everything we always 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.720 we haven't talked about. But since we're talking about scams 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.639 and cases, your first episode, Welcome Aboard, Welcome Aboard. Yeah, 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:28.560 one more example that the microphone that Alec Baldwin uses 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:33.079 on Match game match, game game. Yeah, so Alec has 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:37.680 one of those microphones. Look closely, people, there's no amplifier 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.560 at the end of it. It's can't be wireless, and 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.920 it doesn't work. He's also wearing a microphone. He's wearing 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.640 a microphone on his tie, and he's because the whole 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.520 thing about that show with the Gene rayburn over, it's 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:54.280 like the tall skinny mic same bullshit, all right, doesn't work. Okay, 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:59.080 So if you watch any television shows, sitcom, if you're 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:01.520 watching him and they're doing a radio show, you watch it, 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.000 or they're or they're showing you like footage of a 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:08.440 radio show supposedly live on the radio. If they're not 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:14.000 wearing headphones, Yeah, it's bullshit, scambony. So either they either 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:15.560 if it's if it's a real radio show, like if 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.120 you see footage of us to the interview, it wasn't 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:25.040 live if we're not wearing headphones. The reason being the microphones, right, 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.680 you talk into the mics. You need to hear yourself. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.680 You Also they mute the speakers when when you pressed 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.039 the on button on the microphone. In this radio studio, 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.679 everything that's playing music, everything in the room, in the speakers, mutes. 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.520 Right now, you need headphones to hear what the hell 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.280 is going right now? You could he know, you could 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.120 do an interview after the show with no microphones. But 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.000 if you played music or sound effects, a fart noise, 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.679 you wouldn't hear it unless it was in your headphones, 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.960 because if you played it into the room, it would 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.280 then go back into the mic and an endless loop 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.720 and you hear feedback and no physical way possible. So 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.720 it's a radio and possibility. You know who was a 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.880 big offender of that, for yeah, Frasier was the worst 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.599 w campion Cincinnati. If you don't have headphones on and 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.320 you play a song that in the room and you 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.520 could hear it, that wouldn't be good. Now you have 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.719 turned the mics off to do that. Maybe you're talking 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.400 and the music is playing that have headphones on, headphones 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:18.560 that's a Scamponi with the other life's life scamon Well, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.120 I wouldn't just out of the race. My dad would 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.360 do that. My dad was a police officer and he 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.040 would watch all police shows and he couldn't enjoy them 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.000 for the same reason we couldn't. That's like watch radio 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.680 shows because every police show he would watch. I mean 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.160 this is now. Look, I know that hardcore dramas now 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.120 some of them have like police experts on board and 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.720 they know right. But back in the day when my 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.640 dad was watching TV shows the seventies, eighties, nineties, they 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.840 didn't They weren't authentic. I wouldn't know, but he would 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:49.080 yell at the TV that's not how your requisition evidence. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.600 That's not watch would You wouldn't do that with a prisoner. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.279 That's not what You'd never leave a guy alone, You'd 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.000 never I didn't go, well, that doesn't work because that's 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.480 not protocol. Just enjoy the show, Dad, And he couldn't 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.640 do it. So I guess like, if you're a doctor, 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.120 you watch e ER, you're like, we don't have that 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.680 much sex. That's not what hospitals look like, or that's 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.680 not the protocol. So for us it's radio. I know 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:12.600 people who went into the medical field because of those 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.280 shows because they want to get late. I want the sex. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.599 that doesn't happen now. Well, but if you're richie gets sex, 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:22.120 that's how it works. So, speaking of UH scams, I 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.920 may have told this story, but in case I didn't, UH, 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.560 this happened to me again. So let me tell you 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.320 the first time it happened to me. I was getting 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.039 my hair cut. I think I told the story in 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:36.880 a new place many years ago, and I think I 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.839 think someone recognized me. Now I'm not the most recognizable 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:45.479 on the show, and certainly, um I'm a little more 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.920 This was I don't know, I want to say, seven, eight, 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.400 nine years ago. So it wasn't like social media now 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.480 where you see me on Instagram occasionally or you see 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.520 me on video, so it would you would have been 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.640 a little more rare. So I'm getting my hair cut, 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.840 and you know, when you get your haircut, there's a 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.719 giant mirror in front of you, and I see a 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:05.360 couple of the girls whispering like and I hear was 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.159 that was? So I feel like they must know whom 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:09.880 I am when they recognize my name. When I made 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.880 the appointment, and I see a girl take a picture 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.680 of me in the mirror, and I go, you know 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.320 that's and I gave her a look like come on, man, 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.680 like that's that's fine. I'm getting my hair cut. Like 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.320 you want me to pose for a picture, but like, 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:26.520 don't take a picture. That's that's intuive, Okay, So the 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.440 next day, my phone rings and Hello, I don't recognize 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:34.920 the number, but it's my area, my area code, so hello, Um, 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.400 is this David Bertie? Yes, huh and they hang up. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.040 Oh my god. So I know it was one of 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.760 these dopey girls at this haircut place that called me 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.560 because I must have made the easy, must have made 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.200 the appointment, and they called me. Okay, so that's fine. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:53.440 That was a bit intrusive. Okay, So I got people 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.960 google me in the bars by the way where I 0:07:55.240 --> 0:08:00.520 just look over my shoulder. They're like, I had Instagram 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:02.640 and you're you're you're more known than I am. But 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.680 I've had the Google, I've been Googled, And that's fine, 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:10.280 that's not that's not. So here's what happened to me yesterday. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.600 And by the way, I appreciate all your concern. You 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.040 guys are fantastic in your consideration and concern for my mom, 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.520 Mama Brody. She's good. She's good, but you know, she's 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.400 she's my mom. At her age, she still goes for 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.640 checkups and things. So I took her to a doctor 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:27.520 a regular thing, not nothing major, and uh, the doctor 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.480 needed to follow up with something that I said I 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.720 would take care of right, I said, I'll pick it 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.920 up for her. So that uh. So the nurse comes 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.360 out and she says, oh, Dr So and So wants 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.280 to talk to you. I said not, I'll wait, no problem, 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.240 because you wanted to explain to me what exactly to 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:45.040 get and how to explain it whatever, okay, whatever. So 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.400 she comes out and says, he's with a patient. It's 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.600 running longer than we thought. I know you and your 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.520 mom want to leave. Give me your cell phone number 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.600 and I'll have the doctor call you, uh to talk 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.920 to you later. This way, don't have to wait all 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:02.600 right now, before at this point, it was buying a 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.920 piece of medical equipment. It was like, no, no, it 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.640 was a thing. It was nothing major, she's fine. Um. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.440 Earlier than this, let me flashback half hour earlier, the 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.559 same nurse came up to me. And now I want 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.560 to say this because it's a painting the picture. She 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.320 was an Asian woman, right, and she had a slight 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.120 Asian accent. It's important to the conversation. You don't have 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.680 to justify on this podcast. You know, I'm explaining it 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.680 does an Asian woman with an Asian accent? Yeah, but okay, 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.200 but it's important to the story. I'm pointing it out, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:35.000 so you remember, you don't I'm not going to forget. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:38.800 There's no way, right, Okay, okay. So she says to me, 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.520 excuse me, are you on the radio? So I look 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:44.160 at my mom, who tells everybody where I work. And 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.840 my mother says, I didn't say a word. And I said, 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.360 what makes you ask that? Just I recognized your voice. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.640 Oh that's very nice. Yes, I do work in radio, 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:56.040 and she says, she says, the numbers of a station 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.920 that isn't ours, right, and I said, no, that's not 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:03.160 why I work. Then she guesses another radio station, so 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.160 she knows my voice but can't place it. No problem, mad, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.280 So I say, no, I work it here elvistran in 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.679 the morning show. And I give her the numbers of 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.520 the station here in New York. It's one on your 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:16.160 point three. And uh she's oh, oh yeah, my husband 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.520 listens to it all the time. So she's not a fan, 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.600 but she's heard my voice. The husband must put me 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.480 on in the car or whatever. Shout out shout out 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.760 to the guy to the husband. She didn't give me 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.920 his name. I didn't ask I whatever. So now I know, 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.560 she knows I'm in radio whatever. So a half hour 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.000 later is when this second part of the conversation happens. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.959 And she just give me your number and I'll give 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:38.120 it to the doctor and he'll call you. Okay, no problem. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:39.640 Now I want to tell you my mom lives in 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.679 a different area code than than I do. Okay, it's 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.199 an area code with other than my mother. I don't 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.600 know anyone. I don't use businesses in that area code. 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.120 I don't call anyone. I don't have any family, I 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:55.000 don't have any friends, nobody except my mother in this 0:10:55.080 --> 0:11:00.199 area code. So ten minutes after the woman said I'll 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.280 have the doctor call you, go out to the car. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:07.000 Mom in the car and uh, my phone rings from 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.079 the area code I am currently standing in. Hello, this 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:16.880 is David. Uh David yeah, oh uh yeah, sorry, young 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:21.000 girl like in the twenties, not the Asian woman who 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:25.960 was like fifty, And she goes, oh, sorry, oh my god, 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:29.080 And I go, now, is that a wrong number or 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:33.679 did because the woman was a verification, I did forget. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.880 I did forget one thing. The the older Asian nurse 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.760 said to me, Oh, I didn't know who you are, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.720 but I recognized your voice. But some of the girls 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.400 outside in the front desk were excited. They saw you 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:48.000 walk into something like that. Okay, nice, Yeah, here's the thing. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.959 Don't give my fucking phone number to the girls up 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.800 front to then call me to see if that's my number. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.200 What kind of people are these? I don't know, in 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.560 a medical professional building. Isn't that some kind of violation. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.280 There's a word hippa hip hop. Well, I'm not the patient, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.120 so I don't know what the law is and I 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:11.319 can't prove it. But I mean, the odds of that 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:14.480 area code calling me ten minutes after I gave this 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.319 Asian woman my phone number. They couldn't have waited a day. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.240 I mean god, I mean, at least cover your track. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.120 And why would you question if it was me? The 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.400 woman just got my number and I wrote David Brody 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.079 on the post it note for the doctor. So did 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.360 you leave the post it note laying around? So? Are 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.080 you gonna go back there? Well, I'm gonna say something 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.280 to horror, but I can't prove it. Now I can 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.040 hit I can call the number back and they're like, oh, yeah, 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.440 I is this so and so doctor office? And see 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.040 if they won't realize that they're on our own phone 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:44.800 and go yes, right, because then what now is that sketchy? 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.840 It's it's not sketchy, it's it's just wrong. It's wrong 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.640 on every level and especially every level, especially in a 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:56.360 medical profession. And you're in a place of god, you know. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.120 Now you're starting to make me think places that I've 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.000 left my person information. What did they do with my 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.440 ship after I left? But anyway, wait, wait, you had 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:09.080 your ship tested? No, no, no, that was a corny joke. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.000 By the way, if you've seen that commercial, it's a 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.360 it's a cartoon of a box and it's one of 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.760 these um it's a lab commercial where they said it 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.960 it's no cost, no pain, no no needles, nothing, just 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.040 send us a sample of your stool, put it in 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.439 the box. We'll test it and get back to you. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.280 I'm like, it's just a company gets that and they 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.520 sell your information to like a third no information. You're 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.720 getting your your poop tested. But like you you got 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.120 a poop in a box. But imagine you're the guy 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.200 like you know how you are when your doorbell rings 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.120 you get an Amazon package, Yeah, like, oh my god, 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.800 I ordered this, or it's a gift even better. Imagine 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.360 you're the guy in that company whatever that com forget 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:51.640 the name of the company, don't tweet me, don't care. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.280 It's the cartoon box guy and you're like another box jim. Oh, 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.559 I guess my brakes over? And what are you getting them? 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.520 It's ship every time, every time the boxer rives's ship? Oh, 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:06.840 Amazon Prime, somebody shipped from two days ago. Like that's 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:11.640 your job, Like, look, it's a living you're a scientist, 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.000 you're a doctor. I get it. You're saving lives. But 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.640 people are mailing you shit, that's it. But at least 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.400 at least they asked for it has a scientific purpose? 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.120 Does our medical But you like, you go, how do 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.080 you go to school and go, Hey, you're gonna be 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.160 a poedietrist? Do you want to be a gynecologist? I'm 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.200 gonna be a ship guy. I'm gonna be a ship expert. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.400 Wanna be apert? I want to be a popologist, a 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:39.520 papietrist act. Yeah, Like, well, you know, the point is 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:47.400 this colonologist Now I know, I know, gastroentrologist, but like proctologists. Yeah, 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.760 but these are in practical I don't know who it is. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.680 I don't know what kind of we're gonna test your ship. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.360 I don't want my ship tested. That's disgusting. Can I 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.280 tell you that I went to Mexico and I was 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:00.120 I was bleeding. Oh my god, don't go here. I'm 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.960 not gonna get specific. But they they tell you to 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.840 have it tested in a lab. Right, so you gotta go. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:12.080 You gotta catch it with something. Okay, hold on with 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.720 what you gotta catch it with? Like a throat depressed, 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.800 like an ice cream stick. Who's got that gig? You 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.320 gotta catch your own. Yeah, you gotta put in a 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.760 cup with it with your name's on the label, with 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:25.800 a screw cap, and you and you, you put in 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.240 a bag and you bring it today. You bring it 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.680 to the lab. Hold on, you bring it to the lab, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.320 and the guy behind the counter goes, I'm dropping off 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.840 a sample. All right. That guy is a poop collector. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.360 People are gonna skip to episode one. I'm not talking 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:42.000 about Okay, listen, when this happened. We went to Mexico. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.320 I went to Mexico. Right, So, so I'm waiting two 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.800 weeks for my results. I call him up and go, hey, 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:50.120 you got a sample for Brody. Now, this is what 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.120 I don't want to have my phone number, so they go, Now, yeah, 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.520 the test results, we messed up to sample. When did 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.560 you do it again? At this point, I'm already healed, 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.920 like I'm already better. I don't need it. Had I 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:01.920 how did they get Now wait a second, they afked 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:03.840 you up in that, right, I wasted my time? So 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.800 how do you get free dessert? And that's that's what? 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.320 Do I get? A free but but I know you're 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.200 a case of chocolate pudding. I don't want that. There's 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.080 no way to win. It was no way to win, 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.120 so I didn't mean to go out. But anyway, the 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.280 poop box, poop box box, what were we talking about 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.440 before that? I don't know you lost me on it, 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.040 but back up the podcast and what we're talking about. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.280 I don't know if you want. Well, I was gonna 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.160 tell you actually happening in college though to one of 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.800 our college radio DJs, because you're talking about poop shows 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.240 up in a box. Someone played a check on somebody 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:37.320 else and that the DJ at the college radio station 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:40.080 got you know, a big package and they opened it 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:43.800 up and there was a used tampon. Back in college, 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.560 it was disgusting. So that was I had a dog 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:52.320 that ate those. Oh no, yeah, my white dog. All right, 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.120 this podcast is, well, this is why you don't have 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.120 kids or pets topic. What do you want to talking about? 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.520 Why don't we talking about what you were talking about 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.440 when I tangented off into poop in a box? It 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.480 was a commercial, right, We talking about commercials, commercials and 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.480 crappy jobs, about crappy jobs. Yes, what we're talking about. 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.720 You told me this is okay, this is We're both 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.560 guilty of this. We need You were the one who 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.679 did this this time. You were the one who said, right, 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:18.639 but you like this commercial. I have an idea in 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.640 the middle of a flow, I have an idea. Why 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.560 don't you hit pause? Right, We'll go back and listen 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.640 and then come back. It'll sound like we didn't editate. Yeah, 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:28.600 butlieve this in some people. I'm leaving this in right now. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:33.920 Al right, so we're listening back to the podcast. Yeah, 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.560 that was that was helpful. Okay. We were in the 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.440 middle of talking about places you left your phone. He said, 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:43.000 we left your personal information and that's t Yeah, that 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:46.040 terrible disgust back that Apologies to all of you that 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:48.640 were screaming at your devices. Because you knew where we were. 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.480 But no, you know what, I went once in a bank. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.560 I went to a bank to close out an account 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.480 which had about twelve dollars in it, and you know, 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:01.240 they had my obviously, all my information recognized me, and 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:02.880 they not only had my phone number, but they had 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.520 everything about me right and then, and they they were 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.760 like like made fun of me. They're looking at me 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.000 like this DJ, this is what DJs make twelve dollars. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.640 And I'm like, God, I was closing out an old account. 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:17.840 I just opened up a new account. So a lot 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.280 of a lot of banks tellers aren't going to tell you. 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:23.480 A lot of banks are getting rid of their buildings. 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:27.480 They're like actual brick and mortar buildings. So it's all 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:29.600 online banking on your phone, which is fine, But every 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.640 once in a while, you want to go into the bank. 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:33.920 You want to talk to a once in a while, 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:35.439 you want to talk to a loan agent. You want 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:36.880 to talk about that you have a problem, you want 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.159 to talk to somebody. Well, my bank was getting rid 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:40.960 of all the branches, so I'd open up a new bank. 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:42.879 So I go in the thing and I'm schmoozing with 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.120 the guy and I'm joking around and he's, oh, wait 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:47.040 a minute, what do you do for a living? Like 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:49.600 I'm in radio whatever whatever ever, And I don't really 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.440 get into details whatever. And the bank manager comes over 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:56.040 and he says, excuse me, right, I go, yeah, how 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:59.520 do you know that? He goes, oh, I uh, I 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.199 heard you. I send you right away listen on time 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.320 big fan. He's not a slice slice for life. So hey, 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.600 shout out man, Oh yeah, bank, you know you don't 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:13.520 like Oh all right, well yeah, so they have my address, 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:17.360 they know my salary like it's weird. It's weird because 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:18.639 when I had I had to open the account, the 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:20.359 guys like, how much money do you make? How do 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.440 you think I felt that when I say how much 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:23.840 money I made, he would like this, you want to 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:29.320 get some one? Huh? So I said, I said, what 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:30.600 does that mean? He was, well, I'm not a lot 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:33.040 of comment. I just was huh what was that like, 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:35.600 huh you make a lot of money? Or oh that's 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.040 all you make? Because I'm pretty sure that's what he 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:39.920 was saying, like that's all you make here big shot 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.399 radio exactly that it was awkward. Yeah, well it was 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.280 awkward today that people you don't know the struggle of 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.280 our lives. It was walking the way that our Slice 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:51.600 for Life Juan Vasquez came into. He stole my shade, right, 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:54.520 and your tiny apartment standing on the ladder in my 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:57.440 bedroom right, and I'm like, this is awkward. This guy 0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:00.639 listens all the time old school Slice for and he 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:03.119 listened to every episode and he doesn't tell me until 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:05.160 he's here. He's at my place for like over an hour. 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:10.840 By the way, what I've told this story on the 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:13.320 podcast the Exterminator that we use that we had a 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:14.960 new guy because the old guy died. The new guy's 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:18.000