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Speaker 4: One time he was shooting for National Geographic and they're

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Speaker 4: I had the worst night sleep of my life. But

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Speaker 4: We're shooting on the camera. The cana next fells, these cameras, know,

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Speaker 4: was in a dude's house and it was paint in black,

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00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,640
Speaker 4: and he was in character He's like have you seen mother?

435
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,240
Speaker 2: My Dad's like fuck this.

436
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,560
Speaker 4: And so I started out, but I don't have an

437
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,359
Speaker 4: end of the story because I really don't remember the story.

438
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,320
Speaker 4: I mean, I know I was there, but I was

439
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,639
Speaker 4: having a panic attack the whole time, and so I

440
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,880
Speaker 4: don't remember much of it.

441
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,000
Speaker 2: Like I remember having a.

442
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,960
Speaker 1: Panic attack the whole time.

443
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,840
Speaker 4: I was having a panic cooct because I don't, like,

444
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,640
Speaker 4: I can't be in confined spaces, like like if you.

445
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,040
Speaker 2: Lock a door on me, I start going like what's

446
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,760
Speaker 2: going on here? You know? And so like I can't.

447
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,520
Speaker 4: Scuba dive because I feel like I have to be

448
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,679
Speaker 4: down there for that period of time.

449
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,560
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever it is. I had a panic attack.

450
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,359
Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna ship my pants the whole time,

451
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,080
Speaker 4: And so I don't have an end to the story yet.

452
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,080
Speaker 2: And once I find that end.

453
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,760
Speaker 4: Once I find that end, then the middle stuff gets

454
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,720
Speaker 4: great because one, because right now you're just kind of

455
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,320
Speaker 4: like like doing this in a story like this worked,

456
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,440
Speaker 4: you know, like you're scrambling, and then once you get

457
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,280
Speaker 4: that end, then you can you can really work out it.

458
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,840
Speaker 4: I had this great story about winning a raffle. It's

459
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,240
Speaker 4: a great story, true story, great story, great story that

460
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,679
Speaker 4: I told on the podcast a couple of times. But

461
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,199
Speaker 4: I didn't have an end to it, like I just

462
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,840
Speaker 4: want all the prizes. It's the story. But yeah, yeah,

463
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,400
Speaker 4: but I just overbought. I put put in six hundred

464
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,840
Speaker 4: and sixty bucks. There were forty bucks in the pot

465
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,119
Speaker 4: I bought. I want all the prizes. Yeah, I didn't

466
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,679
Speaker 4: win one prize and I my wife won it. And

467
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,080
Speaker 4: then that's the end of the story. And it's and

468
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,479
Speaker 4: once I got the end of the story, then I

469
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,439
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I can now, I can let the

470
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,639
Speaker 4: middle part breathe, because I it's if you don't have

471
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,600
Speaker 4: an end, you're panicking throughout the story, going how does

472
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:08,919
Speaker 4: this end?

473
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,720
Speaker 2: How does this figure it out?

474
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,360
Speaker 4: Once you know you have the end, you can take

475
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,639
Speaker 4: as much time as you want in the middle and

476
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,760
Speaker 4: make it great. The end of your story is you

477
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,159
Speaker 4: in the fucking river. The end of the story is

478
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,600
Speaker 4: you told me a story. We said, I don't I

479
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,639
Speaker 4: like to be the end of the attention. But I

480
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 4: don't like to do that. At weddings, I remind myself

481
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:29,160
Speaker 4: there's such a noble mirror and sleep in a river,

482
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,200
Speaker 4: and I go, wait, tell me, tell me how we

483
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,560
Speaker 4: got there, and you didn't. You told me kind of

484
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 4: It started with I just wanted to do the right thing.

485
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,920
Speaker 2: And then the fucking text you yet.

486
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,600
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so.

487
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 4: Much meat to that story that if I had that story,

488
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,520
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, fucking off to the race.

489
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 1: You have it. I gotta do five minutes as Zanny's

490
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,280
Speaker 1: day after tomorrow, it's.

491
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,679
Speaker 4: Five minutes you came. No one tell one story in

492
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 4: five minutes. Do you know what joke? Do you know

493
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 4: what jokes you want to tell?

494
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,600
Speaker 1: New dad jokes?

495
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,879
Speaker 2: Okay, to run a by me, I'll help you.

496
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. I want to hear that.

497
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,120
Speaker 2: No, No, that is why.

498
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,440
Speaker 5: That is why I don't want any of my boy

499
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,080
Speaker 5: We're not going to say, okay, I would talk with

500
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:07,800
Speaker 5: burd in private.

501
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,399
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What you're gonna have to go and see.

502
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there, That's what I told you. I

503
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,640
Speaker 1: know you are. I'm gonna last super hard, no matter

504
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,639
Speaker 1: what I know. But you can't hear.

505
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,760
Speaker 4: Don't give a joke about being defensive, being playing defense

506
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,320
Speaker 4: your whole life, and so your natural instinct me. You

507
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 4: see something holding it is to try to swat it

508
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 4: and get it out of their hands. And so that's

509
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,880
Speaker 4: been pretty problematic with your wife carrying the baby around

510
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,200
Speaker 4: the house.

511
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 1: No, it's a good joke, but.

512
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,479
Speaker 4: If you do the real terminology of whatever, we've been

513
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,920
Speaker 4: doing drills. I've been doing drills to get that fuck.

514
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: You don't swat, you stab. You gotta stab through, stab

515
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 1: through the way to get through. If you stab, you're

516
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 1: much more likely to get that ball out.

517
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 4: You got to get it out of that brown blanket.

518
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 4: I got, I got?

519
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 2: What is it? What is it called? When you have PTSD?

520
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 2: Or I got? You can't came wrap the baby in

521
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,639
Speaker 2: a brown blanket?

522
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 1: Have a flashback?

523
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 2: Having a flashback.

524
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 1: That's a good one.

525
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 5: Comment because I don't want to talk about that's crazy.

526
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 1: Dude, you when you or did you writing? So? Is

527
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 1: that what you do is your whole stand up stories

528
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 1: and you tell or do you kind of hit some punch?

529
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 4: I have? So what I do is I write. I

530
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 4: write very broadly. I write everything. I write everything in

531
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 4: little jokes, big jokes. I have some tent poles where

532
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 4: I go escape room. Has been something that that I've

533
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 4: I've wanted to do but I couldn't do And then

534
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 4: it wasn't until Georgia brought it up that I thought

535
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,160
Speaker 4: I could do it. But I have some tent poles

536
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 4: of like bigger stories, and then I have little stuff

537
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 4: that I write, like I was at a soccer game

538
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,400
Speaker 4: with Tom and I wrote a joke. I was sitting

539
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 4: and having a beer and I with all these Austin

540
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 4: friends and I said, uh, I.

541
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 2: Says soccer is a lot like strip clubs.

542
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 4: And he's like, how so I go, you can't use

543
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 4: your hands, No one scores, and it's better when they

544
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,680
Speaker 4: don't speak English. And he was like, it's good joke,

545
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 4: and I went cool. And then I go, I put

546
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 4: that somewhere. And so now my goal is to do

547
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 4: the hour you form the hour. No, you want to

548
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 4: structure it so you're not repeating your but you want

549
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 4: to have a lot of little jokes that you can

550
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,479
Speaker 4: sprinkle in, like uh.

551
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 2: And then sometimes you'll tell a joke you didn't even know,

552
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,479
Speaker 2: like Dad of the Night.

553
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 4: I almost said I went for a jog, and they

554
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 4: just started laughing and I went, oh, that's right, you

555
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: don't think I jog, Yeah, of course, yeah. And then

556
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 4: I was in Baltimore, and I was like, I went

557
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 4: for a jog here today. It's amazing this city. If

558
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 4: you're in the wrong neighborhood, a jog really quick turns

559
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 4: into a run and and and I was like, okay,

560
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 4: that works. And then I had this one where I

561
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 4: was like, I got I said true story. I was

562
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 4: running under an underass in LA and I saw a

563
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 4: homeless woman scratching off a lottery ticket and I was like,

564
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 4: what a fucking waste of time. And then I wondered

565
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 4: if she saw me jogging. I was like, I want

566
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 4: to fucking waste the time, right, So, like you write

567
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 4: those and then you put those within the one story

568
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 4: I have about jogging that I want to tell. Yeah,

569
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 4: and then and then you and like right now, my, my, My,

570
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 4: where I'm letting down is jokes for my daughters because

571
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 4: they've always been a tent poll of my act.

572
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: I've got a good couple of good stories.

573
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 4: With Ilah, but I don't have anything like standing out

574
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 4: for me that's really like and there's little things she

575
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 4: said because she's growing up. But like the other day,

576
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 4: I was to a documentar around Gandhi and I was like,

577
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 4: I just I didn't realize what I said. But I

578
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 4: was like, I don't really get hunger strikes. And Eila

579
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,199
Speaker 4: looks at me and he goes, no shit, and I

580
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, I was like, that's a

581
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 4: good one. And then Georgia, I just said this to

582
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 4: these guys this morning. I walked out one morning and

583
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 4: I have my reading glasses on and Georgie goes, hey,

584
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 4: big I you start your reading glasses on.

585
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I must have been bed reading something.

586
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 4: She goes, oh, were you reading or you just heard

587
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 4: you weren't just looking at Instagram?

588
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this fucking kid knows me

589
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: so well. Yeah. Meaner jokes, like meaner jokes don't work

590
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: for me.

591
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 4: I had a joke about, uh, I can't use this,

592
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 4: but uh about cat calling and it I think, for

593
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 4: some reason, I think my audience doesn't want to see

594
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 4: negativity from me. They don't want to be like, come on,

595
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 4: just that's that fun. I can argue.

596
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, a fun little time.

597
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

598
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 4: And it's like Tom can tell a joke about his

599
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 4: mom eating pussy or something and everyone's like, yeah, or

600
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: sixty nine ing or his mom.

601
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 2: Or I don't know what he's saying what the joke is?

602
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, but people love it, you know, And then for me,

603
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 4: I can do jokes, but like, I can't be mean

604
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 4: about Leanne, like I have a joke about if I

605
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 4: have a joke, that's pretty rough on her. Right now,

606
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 4: I've got to figure my way out of it.

607
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: I gotta.

608
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 4: I gotta get my way out of it in order

609
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 4: to earn the right to tell it, because people love Leanne.

610
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 4: Like if I start saying something, they go, we love Leanne.

611
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 4: I'm always like, you don't even fucking know her, Like right,

612
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 4: how the fuck you? Like I'm married to her, Let

613
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 4: me say what I want to say, Like.

614
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: But did she get upsett with you at all when.

615
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 4: You're doing never told me told me jokes I'm not

616
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 4: allowed to tell Oh really yeah, like this one.

617
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't gonna. I do want to hear she

618
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: does not like this joke.

619
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 2: She hates this joke.

620
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: Uh.

621
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 4: I wanted to have anal sex with her when we

622
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 4: were dating, and she said why, And I said, I

623
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 4: don't know. Do I need a reason? Yeah, yeah, I'm

624
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 4: not going to do it until you have a reason.

625
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 4: And I go, I don't know. Why do we want

626
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 4: to get to the moon to beat the Russians there.

627
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 4: I want to beat the Russians there, and she goes, no,

628
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do it until you have a reason.

629
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,479
Speaker 4: And then we got married and I found out when

630
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 4: you get married, you a crew your partner's debt. So

631
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 4: I went to my wife and I was like, I

632
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 4: think I want to have anal sex now, like why,

633
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 4: and I said, for twenty five grand I want to

634
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 4: fuck you in the ass.

635
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: And she was like, she was like, I like that joke.

636
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't like that joke, and i'llowed to tell it.

637
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 4: But she I've told jokes about her, like she farted

638
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 4: one time during an orgasm and I was like, and

639
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 4: I was like, I forget the joke. But I was like,

640
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 4: I was like, you almost shit in my mouth, Like

641
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 4: you gotta let me know fire in the hole?

642
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: Like what.

643
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 4: It was a big thing about her farting during an orgasm.

644
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 4: When I was going down on her, she farted on

645
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: my chin and and and she was like, oh, and

646
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 4: she's at the end, she started crying and I go,

647
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 4: what are you crying about? I'm the one that fucking

648
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 4: got shit in his mouth, Like what are you crying about?

649
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 4: She goes, you talk about this one stage and I

650
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 4: was like, oh, you're right.

651
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: I am, Yeah, you're right. The other night I was

652
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: there's been a big one.

653
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Speaker 4: I've had a number of times where I've eaten hot

654
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Speaker 4: wings and then fingered her and fucking lit her up.

655
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: Noh, yeah, there was one time.

656
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 4: One time I said, I said, I said, hey, Siri,

657
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 4: how do you get hot sauce out of a pussy?

658
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 4: And Siri goes, how do you get a football out

659
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 4: of a pussy? And I went, yeah, how do you

660
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 4: get a football? It's like stop, just good And I

661
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 4: was like, oh the knife.

662
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 5: But yeah, oh my god, dude, I think we've all

663
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 5: seen that nerve video on on like porn Hub or something.

664
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 5: What nerve video on the chick like pushes out the

665
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 5: NERF football. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, shoots it up.

666
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 1: In the air. You watched it in college? No, I've

667
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: never seen that. I've seen one guy, one cup. I've

668
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: never got it.

669
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: I can't see you guys one three guys one hammer.

670
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just it's just three guys killing another man.

671
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: It's terrible, it's awful.

672
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some weird ship out there. When the dude's

673
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 5: like beating the funk out of the chick. What yeah,

674
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 5: bro like slapping the hell out of it.

675
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't get into the I can't get

676
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: into the I don't.

677
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: Think it's about sexual if you're I'm not into it.

678
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 2: No, I can't.

679
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 4: I can't cat like because you know the next thing

680
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 4: is they're going to take our porn hub searches and

681
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 4: post them online. Oh man, I want anything that says

682
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 4: uh step daughter daddy nope, anything that says uh milf nope,

683
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 4: anything that says step brother, steps sister nope, teenage nope.

684
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 4: Nothing like that is in my fucking queue. And if

685
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 4: I have clicked on it, I get out of it immediately.

686
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: I go no, no, no, no, no no.

687
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 4: I'm like respectable fat wife wants whatever the fuck she wants,

688
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: and the husband.

689
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: Says, man, yeah, because ch missionary. Yeah, you finish in

690
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: your own hand.

691
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 2: It's all the matters.

692
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 4: If they release Making Love, if they released what people

693
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 4: watch like they they it would be like, I mean that,

694
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 4: the shame is what counts. It's like when they release

695
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 4: the Sony emails, it was it was a shame that

696
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 4: they were like, oh my god, you talked about who

697
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 4: like that and you're like, oh, you can't take that back.

698
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: I know you're not allowed to do that, but they

699
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: just ruined my career.

700
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 5: I think we'd all figure out that they were all

701
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 5: pretty fucked up in him, and yeah, no, no, no,

702
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 5: there's righteous there's righteousness. Like that's why I don't text.

703
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 5: I don't text it to people that I don't want

704
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 5: everyone to know.

705
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: See, Okay, here's one thing where I kind of agree

706
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: with you on. When I was in college, when I

707
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: was dating in general, it was like my mission to

708
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: get nudies because in my head I had what I had,

709
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: Like I knew if we ever broke up, i'd have

710
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: those forever. And those are mine now and you can't

711
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: have those back. Like it was a weird, like controlling thing.

712
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: Now with my wife, I don't want any nudity at

713
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: all on my phone. This is zero zero nudity on

714
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 1: my phone? Is it from me?

715
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

716
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I take pictures.

717
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 2: Of my cock.

718
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah you got it. You got some nudity of me.

719
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 2: You don't take pictures of the cock. Oh yeah, by the.

720
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: Way, I do. If I got a photo of my

721
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 1: cock on his phone, I do.

722
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 4: I I sent Shane gillis a picture of my dick

723
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 4: the other day and uh and he uh he, I'll

724
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 4: pull it up.

725
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: And he was on a plane. Oh no, yeah, do

726
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: you guys know Shane. Yeah, he was in the pod

727
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago.

728
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: Great.

729
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 4: I sent Shane a picture of my dick and he

730
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 4: and he goes, I'm on a plane now and the

731
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 4: guys sitting next to me saw peaceful pictures of my dick, Like,

732
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 4: I send them pictures of a picture of my dick.

733
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 4: One time to su girl. But it was a shadow

734
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 4: of my dick. It was breaking into a house. Yeah,

735
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 4: and the shadow you can't Yeah, I just had the

736
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 4: light the shadow against the wall, so it's a shadow

737
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 4: like towards the door handle dick.

738
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 2: And it was like he was like, is that your dick?

739
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

740
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you taking a picture of your dick now?

741
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,719
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm trying to show you some u a

742
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 5: buddy that reminds me of you. He would always send

743
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 5: me these kinds of photos. This is way back in

744
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 5: the day.

745
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: This is two thousand and nine. That's I love this

746
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: guy already. Yeah, let me see that photos of him

747
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: doing that. Sometimes he like tuck and just like pose

748
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: against the wall.

749
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: Ninth grade.

750
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: Ninth grade, my big fucking move was, and we're talking

751
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 4: about huge parties, is I could tuck my dick and

752
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 4: balls between my leg but not enough and just enough

753
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 4: that it looked like an actual well vagina like I had.

754
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 4: I had shaped it dick on one side, ball on

755
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 4: the other right and pull them back to.

756
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 2: What looked like a pussy. And it was.

757
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 4: I mean, and there are so many pictures of me

758
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: in ninth grade just like and and this was my move,

759
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 4: Like these were like this was my move up until

760
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 4: like senior year of high school.

761
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I'm getting old for this,

762
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: guys and getting over this. And they were we were girls.

763
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 4: We're like, do the fucking vagina, and they're going, it

764
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 4: looks just like it, and I fucking the Tomio twins

765
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 4: were like do it.

766
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: Do it? It looks just like it.

767
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 2: Do it?

768
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 4: And then I do it and everyone be like should

769
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 4: It looked identical. And by the way, I had never

770
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 4: seen a pussy at that time. Yeah, and you were

771
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 4: in the fight then, yeah, yeah, I was. I I

772
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 4: was fucking I thought i'd be slaying pussy and then

773
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 4: alone I'm making them.

774
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you put yourself in a little bit of a

775
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: box when you're showing your own pussy.

776
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

777
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you become the funny guy that it's hard

778
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 4: to kiss. You can't turn it off, and you're like.

779
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, want to see the pussy. Hey, o game.

780
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: I've never been the guy that could kiss like I couldn't. No, no,

781
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 4: I can kiss for the first kiss. I can't lean

782
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 4: him for the first tough deal. I always had a

783
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 4: hard time navigating that as well. This is a this

784
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 4: should be a ted talk is I would like to know?

785
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 4: I mean I don't need to know now, but like

786
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 4: I would have, I would have signed up for like

787
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 4: a twenty dollars online class of like how to lean

788
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 4: in for the front.

789
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: Oh they've done that, they do that. It's on Hitch,

790
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: the movie Hitch.

791
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: Really yeah?

792
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you go you go you yeah? Yeah? Will

793
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: Smith thinks you in Hitch with Kevin James.

794
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 2: You go ninety they go ten. Yeah you haven't seen Hitch.

795
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah I have, I don't remember the movie.

796
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: He goes up, he's teaching was it Kevin what Kevin James?

797
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: Kevin James. He's leaning in his I ninety, you go ten.

798
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: If you're the guy, you're supposed to go ninety kind

799
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: of linger, there a way for them to go ten,

800
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: Dowar at the end of the night, after the Yeah,

801
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: I was I was so bad at it.

802
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 4: I was so bad at it that I would go

803
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 4: on a first date and if I if, I would

804
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 4: be like, all right, I'm not gonna go in for

805
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 4: the kiss on the first date. If it feels right,

806
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 4: I will never felt right. Second date, okay, we'll see

807
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 4: how it will goes. And then by the fourth date,

808
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna tell her I'm gay.

809
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 4: I mean there are girls, there are girls friend, Yeah,

810
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: there are girls that I dated that I never kissed.

811
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: I dated I never kissed, and I just was like

812
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 4: and then it gets too awkward. And then when you

813
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 4: do kiss them, their eyes are like this, like what

814
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 4: are you doing? You're like, I don't know. This is

815
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: what I wanted to do a week ago, but I

816
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 4: didn't try it.

817
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 5: That's a bad combo. Man couldn't kiss or have sex

818
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 5: when you're young. Yeah, that's hard me too, Hashag. I'll

819
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 5: tell you that.

820
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean the gay guy that.

821
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 4: Couldn't kiss me. Yeah, I think we're good guy.

822
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: They coudn't kiss me. As far as Will Smith goes,

823
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: your boys or girl really drew a line in the

824
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: sand love that was stand with him and Chris Rock

825
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: He uh.

826
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good guy to be a business partner

827
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 4: with the guy that don't mind burning it to the

828
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 4: fucking ground in Hollywood. I was like, hey, fuck face,

829
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 4: we have a TV movie deal set up. Let's let's

830
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 4: maybe not go after everyone.

831
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

832
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: He was like, fuck him. That's Tom though he he

833
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: is not.

834
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: He likes in the world burn.

835
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 4: He does not give a fuck Like I give a fuck.

836
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,719
Speaker 4: I give a fuck about a lot of things. Tom

837
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 4: genuinely I do not get it. Just does not care

838
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 4: pro wrestling. Pro wrestling is fake and if you like it,

839
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 4: you're retarded. That's Tom Segura. And then and and do

840
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 4: you know how passionate wrestling fans are. When wrestler goes, hey, man,

841
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 4: I'll show you how fake it is, and Tom's like,

842
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 4: come over here, catches smoke and this guy's like, guy's like,

843
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 4: I'm scary, and Tom goes, you're not real.

844
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: He just doesn't care. He does not care.

845
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 4: The guy I mean, it's it's it's the beauty of

846
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 4: him on a podcast. It's the beauty of him as

847
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 4: a person, it's a beauty of him as a comic.

848
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: I mean, we we did a bit when we first

849
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 2: started the podcast.

850
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 4: He goes, let's say the most horrific things we can

851
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 4: think of that, taken out of context, would ruin our career.

852
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: Let's see who can out to each other.

853
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 4: That is h lyrics. I can't believe we did it.

854
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 4: We did it, and now those clips are everywhere. I'm

855
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: not doing it again.

856
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough.

857
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 2: It was. It was the worst, Like.

858
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 4: I think personally, I think that kind of gets a

859
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 4: bad rap like and it's just like and the most

860
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 4: and we just and we couldn't stop laughing at how

861
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 4: fucking bad it was. And then and then like a

862
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 4: year later, we're like, maybe we shouldn't have done that,

863
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 4: and you're like, well, when you are doing it right

864
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 4: when we started two Bears, like that's the first episode

865
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 4: I think Bears, Uh, I don't know, Uh, it's before

866
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 4: the pandemic. And then we were doing it every other

867
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 4: week and we were like, we'll just have fun with it.

868
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 4: And I was doing the Bill Bird at the time.

869
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 4: And so it was like Bill Burt one week, Two

870
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 4: Bears another week. And then when the pandemic hit, we

871
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 4: were like, we got nothing but time. You want to

872
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 4: do it every week? And once we started doing it

873
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 4: every week, we had a couple viral moments where like, uh,

874
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 4: he found out I was drinking a gallon.

875
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: Of kool Aid every day?

876
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 4: Dude, that was you know what, it's so funny. I remember,

877
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 4: I remember doing it. I remember there, I remember it

878
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 4: being funny to us, but I don't remember being as

879
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 4: funny as it was to watch. Because we're at my

880
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 4: sister's house one time and my brother in law goes,

881
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 4: hey to my dadd He goes, have you ever seen

882
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: Bert and Tom's show Two Bears?

883
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: And my dad goes, no, is it? Is it any good?

884
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: What I like it?

885
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 4: And he goes, let me show you a clip, and

886
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 4: he played the kool Aid clip, and I was My

887
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 4: daughters were laughing, my wife was laughing, but me and

888
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 4: my daughter's my wife, they know I.

889
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 2: Drink a gawn of kol Aid every day, and so

890
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: they to.

891
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 4: Them it wasn't They didn't realize how ridiculous it was

892
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 4: until Tom said it, and we were crying laughing, and

893
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 4: then the Jennifer Andiston clip went.

894
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: Viral of like, oh, bro, so funny Tom does.

895
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: Tom tells a story.

896
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 4: About going over to Jennifer Anderson's house and and he

897
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 4: knows that like, out of the two of us, out

898
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: of the two of us, Tom is friends with all

899
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 4: the celebrities he's on the d L.

900
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: He's like, pretty cool about it.

901
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 4: He doesn't tell you that, like Brad Pitt's one of

902
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 4: his friends, right right, but he knows that that I

903
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 4: would love to be Brad's Pitt friend. I also, I'm

904
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 4: not the guy that's gonna try to be Brad Pitt's friend. Look,

905
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: Tom's the guy that's like, hey, tell my agent Tom

906
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 4: me coming down to my show. I'd love to meet him.

907
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 4: That's why I text him about Aaron Rodgers. Tom's good,

908
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: but that shit, and he knows how to do it.

909
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 4: I don't know how to navigate those but he knows

910
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 4: that I would love to meet Jannier Ranason. I'd love

911
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 4: to meet Brad bad I'd love to meet all those people.

912
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 4: So he says, I told you I met Jenna Ranison.

913
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 4: I go hold on, you know we were supposed to

914
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: do this is the theme and he was like, well,

915
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 4: let me tell you the story.

916
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: He tells me the fucking story.

917
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 4: And and it's a lie and I go, you motherfucker

918
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:32,959
Speaker 4: and he goes.

919
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: He goes, I thought it would piss you off. I said,

920
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: what if?

921
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 4: But let's make rules if we ever meet Janner Brandiston

922
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 4: and he says okay. I was like, should we do it?

923
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 4: Should we bring our wives? And he goes no, not,

924
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 4: definitely not. And I go, okay, should we do it

925
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 4: at your house?

926
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: Or I go?

927
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 4: I go, should we do it at your house or

928
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 4: my house? And he goes, we'll do it. I go,

929
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: when I do it at my house, it's a piece

930
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 4: of shit. We're doing it at your house. He goes,

931
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 4: we should do it at her house. I go, ye, yeah, yeah,

932
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 4: we'll do it at her house. And I go should

933
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 4: we bring our wives? And we're like no, And I

934
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 4: go can she bring someone? He goes, yeah, maybe like

935
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 4: a guy for safety. And then he stops himself and

936
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 4: he goes, maybe that's not the message you want to

937
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 4: be sending. And I could not stop laughing because it's

938
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 4: the thing. It's the thing that I like about Tom

939
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 4: that no one I don't underthink the other people see

940
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 4: was when he goes, maybe that's not the message you

941
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 4: want to be sending.

942
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: I could not stop laughing.

943
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 4: I could not stop laughing that we would go bring

944
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 4: someone for safety, and we could not stop laughing. And

945
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 4: then Jennifer Anderson saw it and fucking hit us up.

946
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 4: Tom texted me, he goes check your fucking DMS. I

947
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 4: go why, and he goes, just check your DMS And

948
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 4: I go to my damns and he starts going done.

949
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no. I'm like what and

950
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 4: he's Jennifer Anison. You guys are fucking hilarious. This is

951
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 4: so great. I just saw this and we're.

952
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: Like, shut the fuck up.

953
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: He's like, Jen'm like losing our shit.

954
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

955
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 4: But like those two moments went viral on and then

956
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 4: and then I think, you know, there's we've had some

957
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 4: good episodes. The last episode we did, we ended up

958
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: both ended up crying at the end randomly, randomly, didn't

959
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 4: mean to. It was his birthday episode. These next two

960
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: episodes are fucking bangers because we were in a good place.

961
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 4: I just got in stem cells and like it's We've

962
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 4: been on a run lately of having really good episodes,

963
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 4: really good episodes, but.

964
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 5: Uh, a lot of that had taken off for you guys,

965
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 5: like during the pandemic with both of your specials coming

966
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 5: out and then you're going weekly, you go viral a

967
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 5: couple of times.

968
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

969
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, both our specials came out during that pandemic and

970
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 4: that was really fucking huge and we started leaning in

971
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 4: double down on content and uh. And then I did

972
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: the part of the tour and the movie theaters out

973
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 4: to our movie theaters drive in, and that was big.

974
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 4: And I think we both just had big moments. I

975
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 4: did the movie. I think all that started coming in

976
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 4: and adding up and and I don't know, I love it.

977
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: I love doing Two Bears.

978
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite things in the world because I,

979
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 4: like I said, I mean, I know Tom is a

980
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: very funny comic and I know that people like him.

981
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 4: But the thing I like about him is when we're

982
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 4: doing Two Bearers, like the way he makes me laugh.

983
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: I don't think he does that for everybody, but but

984
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 4: when he makes me laugh, dude, it's my favorite.

985
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: Thing in the world too. Well.

986
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: I love I love laughing.

987
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 4: But the things he does is like when we're in

988
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 4: a car one time and he goes how many times.

989
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 4: Do you think you burp a day? And I went,

990
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think I burp very often.

991
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 4: He goes, You're wrong. He goes, I've counted twelve in

992
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 4: the last fifteen minutes, and I went for real, He's like,

993
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 4: you don't know you're doing this. They smell like shit,

994
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 4: and I'm like, are you am I burping? And he goes,

995
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 4: are you being serious? He goes give it a second,

996
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, I burp. I go, God,

997
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 4: damn it, I'm burping. He goes, yeah, and like that's Tom.

998
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 4: That Like there's so many things I fucking that makes

999
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 4: me giggle from that dude, and especially like the Will

1000
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: Smith tweet. Tom Like when he goes he goes, he

1001
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 4: calls me. He goes, have you seen my Will Smith sweet?

1002
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 4: And I saw that one earlier. I go yeah, and

1003
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 4: he goes, no, the new one, I went, Tom, and

1004
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 4: he goes, it's worse and then I fucking look at

1005
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 4: it and he's crying, laughing, and he goes read it

1006
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: out loud to me, and then I read it back

1007
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 4: to him.

1008
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: I mean, he is just why does he hate Will

1009
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,280
Speaker 1: Smith so much?

1010
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 4: He because I love Will Smith. Oh yeah, yeah, because

1011
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 4: I think he just knows. I've talked about how much

1012
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 4: I love Hill Smith, Lady.

1013
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: His sense of humor is so fucking different.

1014
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 4: Like he goes, this is one of my favorite This

1015
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 4: is just a quote A Tom's a quote that I

1016
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 4: think of all the time he was in he was

1017
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 4: doing a show. He can deny that this happened. He's

1018
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 4: allowed to exciting. It's pretty agressive, but it's one of

1019
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 4: my favorite things ever. Shane Torres says it's the favorite

1020
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: thing he's ever seen Tom do.

1021
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 2: Tom's talking to a black dude in the audience.

1022
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 4: Now, for whatever reason, Tom gets along with black dudes

1023
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 4: easier than anyone.

1024
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: I think it's sports.

1025
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 4: But like he's friends with Mike Tyson, friends with DJ Premier,

1026
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 4: friends with Big Daddy Kane, friends with all these dudes

1027
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 4: like friends. So he's talking to this guy in the

1028
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 4: audience and he goes he said, says something about being

1029
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 4: a black dude, and the guy goes, I'm a right up,

1030
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 4: straight up black dude, BROV. And Tom goes, no, you're not.

1031
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 4: Where the fuck are you from? He goes live BROV

1032
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 4: and he goes, I was talking about a real black guy.

1033
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 4: The kind that licks his lips and plays with his dick.

1034
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: This piece of fucking picture and there you go, How the.

1035
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 2: Fuck did you think of that?

1036
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 3: Like lists a place in his dick.

1037
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 4: It's such one of my favorite things he's ever said,

1038
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 4: and it was it was told to me by a friend.

1039
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: He goes, I was just watching, he was just doing

1040
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 2: crowd work. That's the fucking that's the you know what

1041
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 2: I mean. No, you're not real. It's funny you get

1042
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 2: so many of those.

1043
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: I remember one time seeing a dude, black dude in

1044
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 4: the audience and I go and his chick. He was

1045
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: on first date with the chick, and I go, I

1046
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 4: said something about black dudes. She goes, he's black, and

1047
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 4: I went, nah, he's from uh, from somewhere.

1048
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: He's not. He's not like American black dude. He goes,

1049
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 2: yes he is.

1050
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 4: I go, no, you don't know them apparently, and the

1051
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 4: guy hasn't said anything.

1052
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 2: Go. She goes, no, we're not on a date.

1053
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 4: I'm looking at him and I go, no, no, no, no,

1054
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 4: we need to look at his shoes real quick. I go, no,

1055
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 4: American black dude, whatever wear those shoes. Where are you from, buddy,

1056
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: where are you from? And he goes, Manchesta and I went, yeah.

1057
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 4: She goes, wait, how did you figure that on his shoes?

1058
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: I go, they're racing shoes. They're Ferrari shoes.

1059
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 4: They're like the tiny sold They're not anything that an

1060
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: American would wear. They look like they're f one shoes,

1061
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,439
Speaker 4: you know, like little tiny shoes. I go, that's something

1062
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 4: Americans don't wear. Let alone, brothers don't wear that shit.

1063
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 4: There's like, but you call that shit out huh oh, yeah,

1064
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 4: well there's been. There's well, there's certain things that made

1065
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 4: me fucking crazy a stand up, and that's when like

1066
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 4: people aren't going to be honest with themselves. That's the

1067
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 4: one thing that makes me the fucking craziest. And especially

1068
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 4: when they think they're being politically correct and they're they're

1069
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 4: lying to themselves like I was. I remember I learned

1070
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 4: one time that the hard way. I went to go

1071
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: play basketball and I bought a pair of Jordan's and

1072
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 4: Kevin Heart saw me in those Jordans and they said

1073
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 4: where are you going? And I said, I'm going to

1074
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 4: play basketball and he went, you don't play basketball in

1075
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 4: Jordan's And I went, hm. He goes, He's like, you

1076
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 4: just put a one hundred twenty dollars a pair of shoes.

1077
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 4: You're not gonna go fuck them up on a back.

1078
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 4: He goes, do not wear them to a basketball court.

1079
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 4: You will get you. They won't let you play. And

1080
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 4: I said, I said, you're out of your mind. I

1081
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 4: go to a basketball court with these Jordans on, and

1082
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 4: these black dudes are like, take them off. We'll beat

1083
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 4: your asset and take them off you before we let

1084
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 4: you ruin those shoes. Do not play in those fucking shoes.

1085
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 4: Get to a pair of shoes from the trunk of

1086
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 4: your car. Take those off right now. And I go,

1087
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play in their shoes, and like, we're not

1088
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 4: gonna let You're not allowed to play. And I was like, what,

1089
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 4: brothers do not play basketball in Jordan's Like their Jordans are,

1090
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 4: like they're nice shoes. They're really nice shoes, by the way,

1091
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 4: And now that I know shoes the way I know shoes,

1092
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 4: I would never buy a pair of fucking Jordans to

1093
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 4: play basketball.

1094
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: I buy a pair of.

1095
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: Basketball shoes, right, like a nice pair of basketball shoes.

1096
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 4: So we're in Hollywood and I'm listening to this this

1097
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 4: actor talk and he's waxing poetically about racism and indifference

1098
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 4: and then you know whatever, and he said, then, then

1099
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 4: they're going to suggest that black kids don't play hockey

1100
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 4: because of the gear, and they don't play golf because

1101
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 4: of the gear, that it's too expensive.

1102
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 2: That's bullshit.

1103
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 4: And I went, no, I that's actually totally why. That's

1104
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 4: totally why that you don't see a lot of black

1105
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 4: is playing. If you're you can't, if you're from the

1106
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 4: inner city, you can't just buy a whole hockey gear

1107
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 4: and it's just expensive. And then that's that's kind of

1108
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 4: the the green fees. That's why, that's how racism works.

1109
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 4: And he goes, bullshit, explain to me how they explain

1110
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 4: to me how they can afford these Jordans to play

1111
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 4: basketball then, and I said, oh, you don't know any

1112
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 4: black people. And he goes what I said, you've never

1113
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 4: met a black person. Oh, you need to meet black people,

1114
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 4: because I have a friend Kevin Hardy told me you

1115
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: don't play basketball in Jordan's And then the guy's adopted

1116
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 4: son comes out and he's black and he is fucked.

1117
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 2: Up Jordan's.

1118
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 4: Dinner party. My wife it was like, we'll be going

1119
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 4: thank you everybody. He's a big fucking actor. He was

1120
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 4: a big fucking actor. And I was like, he walked

1121
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 4: in with the basketball and just trash brand.

1122
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,720
Speaker 1: New jordans Man. I was like a dinner party.

1123
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:14,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1124
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 4: He had good, fucked up dinner parties so bad. I

1125
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 4: remember one time there were these two gay dudes and

1126
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 4: they were talking about not liking the taste to come,

1127
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 4: and I thought they were talking about rum and I.

1128
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: Just joined in with my story of my first experience

1129
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 2: with it.

1130
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, I remember when I tried

1131
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 4: it the first time. I'm like, what the fuck are

1132
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 4: you talking about? And I was like I was like

1133
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 4: ninth grade. We're out at the beach my buddies and

1134
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: are like, pirates do it? We should try it right,

1135
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 4: and they're like it was like there was a lot

1136
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 4: of gag in that night, boys, but we got it

1137
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 4: down now. It wasn't until I did it with my

1138
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 4: dad and he's like a little pineapple makes it taste better.

1139
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 4: And my wife's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1140
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 4: And I go rum right, she goes no com and

1141
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 4: I went ahead, never mind the way he do fucking

1142
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 4: five hours with you guys, this is a.

1143
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: We're having a great time. Georgia Boot. Georgia Boot makes

1144
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: super good looking and super comfortable boots, so comfortable you

1145
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: never want to take them off. These boots hold up

1146
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: in any condition without sacrifice or comfort. For those of

1147
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: you who live in Nashville, Tennessee, you know the times

1148
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: between January and April you want to your life because

1149
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: the weather is out of hand. So your boys got ducks.

1150
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: And when I bought the ducks, I thought, raise the ducks,

1151
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: Ducks leave. Ducks are happy, they have duck babies, they

1152
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: live duck lives, and they move on. They didn't do that.

1153
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: So now every day your boys gotta get up, put

1154
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: his Georgia boots on and make the trek rain, sleet, snow, sunshine,

1155
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: and you hope it's the fourth, but it's usually those three.

1156
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: And those times I walk over to the coop, I

1157
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: open the coop up. The ducks I know are talking

1158
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: about me when I'm walking up to them, dude, because

1159
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: they don't just do regular quacking noises. They go and

1160
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: they're looking at each other and they kind of look

1161
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: over at me, and they come back and they go

1162
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: and I open the door and then they stare at

1163
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: me for a second, like, what do you want me

1164
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: to do? Ducks? Do you want me to pick you

1165
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: up right now? Bro? No, go back down to the

1166
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: pond and I'll see you at five pm when the

1167
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: sun is setting in the winter time, and I'll bring

1168
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: you back up to the damn coop. But you know

1169
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: what helps me every single time. The comfort and the

1170
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: durability of Georgia boots is the only thing that does this.

1171
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: Maybe do this when they're going when they I want to,

1172
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But Georgia boot, the way

1173
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: it wraps around my foot, the way it makes me

1174
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: feel so comfortable, like I'm still inside. I might be

1175
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: cold up top and in the middle, but but down

1176
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: low by my little tosies, I'm feeling great because Georgia

1177
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: boot is not only durable, Liabel, but also comfortable. It's

1178
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: a win win. Head over to georgiaboot dot com and

1179
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: use code busting for twenty percent off. Would probably do

1180
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: tear talk. Oh sure, I forget we have tear talk. Yeah,

1181
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: and this is kind of a big one. Does this

1182
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: has been a huge argument of ours for a while.

1183
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this has been a fucking a big deal.

1184
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: Draw a line in the sandst where are you from?

1185
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: Born and raised.

1186
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 4: Saint Petersburg, Florida. Uh, raised in Tampa, Florida, guy, your

1187
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 4: Florida guy through and through La. Okay, so well he's

1188
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: West coast.

1189
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's from Florida, so he might have different views.

1190
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: So tier talk is the way the bus works is

1191
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: that we have tier one guys. Those are the dudes.

1192
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: They get like bust with the boys tattoos, which fucking

1193
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: if we were like, hey, drink this, drink it and

1194
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: die that, kuy. Those are the tier ones, Tier twos.

1195
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: They follow the comment, they like it, and so on

1196
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: and so forth. It just gets lower and lower, and

1197
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: our tier talk as we're rating today as burgers and

1198
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: Will and I really have a strong, a strong opinion

1199
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: of what is best and what is not.

1200
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 5: I would like to say that I feel like I

1201
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 5: have a fair opinion versus strong.

1202
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what do we do?

1203
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: We both have fair opinions. I think yours is a

1204
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: little more prideful than mine. I disagree. This is okay. Now,

1205
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: you grew up on the West Coast. I grew up

1206
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: in Arizona of sacrament and I grew up in Arizona.

1207
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: And for context, I grew up in Missouri, so I

1208
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 5: didn't have the ones that were I mean, I guess

1209
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 5: we had five, guy, but we didn't have it near Bonter, Missouri.

1210
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: So here's what we need to do. Right now, you

1211
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 1: can put your tiers in. We're not going to comment

1212
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: on it because we can comment after. Well, we'll put

1213
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: all you'll do your first three tiers. You'll do your

1214
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: first three tiers, and I'll do my last and then

1215
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: and then we'll discuss.

1216
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 2: First three tiers meaning.

1217
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: Middle and then below that. So top three best burgers,

1218
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: and you're a pretty best burgers. Now we're gonna leave

1219
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: it alone. Yeah. No, I guess this is like a

1220
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 1: point of reference fast food burgers.

1221
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1222
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: So, like, have you been to Jack Browns here in Nashville. No,

1223
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: it's an out standing burger.

1224
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 5: You love it, Like, uh, yes, it's not Nashville though.

1225
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: Right No, no, No, that's the gourmet burger. Yeah, thank you, boss.

1226
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 4: That's one of my favorite things in the world to

1227
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 4: go into McDonald's or a Burger King and give them

1228
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 4: two hundred bucks and just say surprise me.

1229
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: Really.

1230
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do it all the time. I do it

1231
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 4: at del taco move. It's really fun when you're with

1232
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 4: a bunch of guys. When you were with a bunch

1233
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 4: of guys, we did it? Did we do it the

1234
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: other night?

1235
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: Where's Peter?

1236
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 4: Did we do it the other night? And Hugh babies,

1237
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 4: Uh the Peter? Where do we get burgers out the

1238
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 4: other night? Cookout?

1239
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: Cook it?

1240
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 4: We Well, we were drinking across the street at the

1241
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 4: Hunton and we went over there and the doors were

1242
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 4: locked and they were closed. They were just doing drive

1243
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 4: through and a guy recognized me. So we got in

1244
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 4: his car and we sat in the drive through line

1245
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 4: and I said, he said, what do you guys want

1246
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 4: to order? I said, let me handle this. I said, uh,

1247
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 4: I got a hundred bucks. Surprised me. And they gave

1248
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 4: us like twenty hot dogs, twenty burgers, some fries. They

1249
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 4: just loaded us up and then we got it. I said,

1250
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 4: pull it out, whatever you want. And then he just

1251
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 4: pulled it out and we got out of his car

1252
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 4: and we got an uber home and so taco, it's

1253
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 4: always great. Took going to make your tear list you.

1254
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no no.

1255
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: I was saying, where your taste buds are at no

1256
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: so already throwing a little judgment at him.

1257
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 4: You got to be you're right on one of my

1258
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 4: one of my favorite things also to do on the

1259
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 4: road is snee seine snackers, which is we then take

1260
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 4: our leftovers, so we've we call it.

1261
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: Making it rain.

1262
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 4: We'll make it rain at white Castle, UH, Wendy's and McDonald's,

1263
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 4: and then we will take all our burgers and try

1264
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 4: to will each challenge each other to make the best

1265
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 4: burger with the leftovers we have.

1266
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: So we will take the.

1267
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 4: In and Out UH patties and order the White Castle

1268
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 4: patties and make a layer of that with the McDonald's

1269
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 4: cheeseburger all in the big mac bun, and present that

1270
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 4: to everyone. See what they think, and it's it's the

1271
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 4: funnest we have these challenges. Will everyone like do their

1272
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 4: best Frankenstein creation and then present it to the group.

1273
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, that fucking that's good.

1274
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: So it sounds like.

1275
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 4: He's good, You've done this, I've got I've got, I've

1276
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: got my take right now.

1277
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go and no reactions, no reactions, voice, We

1278
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: just want to sit and eat it.

1279
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 2: Number one is in and Out.

1280
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 4: Number two is burger king, uh whopper with cheese, and

1281
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 4: number three this is the sleeper is the Carls Junior

1282
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 4: five dollars burger.

1283
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: Will, just don't react, just let it eat so he

1284
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: can repeat this one more time.

1285
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 4: Number one in and out double double animal style. Number

1286
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 4: two burger king whopper with cheese, preferably a double whopper

1287
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 4: with cheese.

1288
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 2: Number three Carl's Junior, the five dollars burger. Well, what

1289
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: do you do?

1290
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: You want my thoughts or you want me? Oh? I

1291
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: want and I don't want your thoughts on that? Okay?

1292
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: And Bert, please don't respond to Will when he's a start.

1293
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 5: Hears My number one is uh five guys cheese burger, lettuce, tomato,

1294
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 5: mayo onions, Bert.

1295
00:52:50,480 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: Please sorry, respect. My two is shakeshack. My three. I

1296
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: agree with Burt on the Carls Junior five dollars burger.

1297
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: I have the floor. You have the floor. My number

1298
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: one in and out double double is my number one.

1299
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: Figured you would dick grid with Burt. My number two

1300
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 1: remember when not I have the floor. My fall, number

1301
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: two fat burger, and number three. I'm going to stick

1302
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: with all of you at Carls Junior, but it's not

1303
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: gonna be the five dollar burger. It's going to be

1304
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: the double Western bacon cheeseburger. Those are my three.

1305
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 5: Okay, so first thing, first things first, well, first thing

1306
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 5: really stoock out and that's the fact that you chose

1307
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 5: in and out and five guys did not make your list.

1308
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 4: Well, I would like to say very pedestrian of you

1309
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 4: for your first two choices.

1310
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: Very pedestrian. Well, well, yeah, yeah, it means.

1311
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 4: It means I guess you have YELP on your phone.

1312
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: I guess whoa come on now, five guys?

1313
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 4: Five guys is what everyone says. Everyone says shake shack everyone.

1314
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 4: Everyone who doesn't want to step out of the crowd,

1315
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 4: not be a sheep and find the thing they love.

1316
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 4: They say that those shake shack. Do you remember the

1317
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 4: first time someone was like, but you've you had shakeshack?

1318
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, oh, I see what they're doing.

1319
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 4: They're trying to do what everyone else has done. Oh

1320
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 4: have you had five guys?

1321
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: I think so? I think so?

1322
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 4: You mean the guys are doing what everyone else has done.

1323
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: Five guys is trying to do when Carls Junior, Carls

1324
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: Junior stood itself, out stood it so I bought a

1325
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 4: house because there was a Carls Junior behind it.

1326
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: Carls Junior Fox is so hard Fox. Well, I don't

1327
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: think we all disagree on the Carls.

1328
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 4: When I when I I had an audition for the

1329
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 4: five dollars burger to do commercial for the five dollar burger.

1330
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 4: They told me you'll be eating a five Carls Junior

1331
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 4: five dollar burger. Don't come in hungry. And I have

1332
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 4: never been more excited for an audition. I get there

1333
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 4: and the woman says, the audition's been canceled. And I said,

1334
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 4: but how about that five dollar burger.

1335
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: That's how much you love carl gun She.

1336
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 4: Said, I have one, and I said, can I have one?

1337
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 4: She goes, I have thirty of them, and I went,

1338
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 4: can I have all of them? She said, you can

1339
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 4: have all of them? And I took thirty five dollars

1340
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 4: burgers home. I ate one in the car, I ate one.

1341
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 4: When I got there, I ate one. I couldn't stop

1342
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 4: eating them. And then I called fifteen friends and said,

1343
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 4: who wants to have dinner at my house tonight? I'm

1344
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 4: making burgers right and then wrap them in ten foil.

1345
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 4: I put them in the oven. I warmed them up

1346
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 4: and I bring them out thinking I've made these burgers.

1347
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 4: If I had told them it's Carls Junior, they would

1348
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 4: have been like h I had experienced them because on

1349
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 4: the ride to Sacramento, Carls Junior is littered on the

1350
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 4: five and I loved this burger. I brought out five

1351
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 4: dollar burgers that they thought I fucking made, and they

1352
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 4: were like, this is the best goddamn burger I've ever

1353
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 4: fucking had.

1354
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh shit.

1355
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 2: And I came out and.

1356
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: Those are the same people that say five guys is

1357
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: the best burger. Yep. Those the same fucking people that

1358
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: say five guys.

1359
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 5: So the problem I have, Number one, I find it

1360
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 5: respectful that you say everybody that that's the most popular

1361
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 5: opinion is five guys, because.

1362
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: I do agree that it is the best burger.

1363
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 5: And as somebody who you know is ecstatic anytime I

1364
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 5: get to trouble somewhere, what a burger that could be

1365
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 5: up there. But I had a bad experience the last

1366
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 5: time with wa burger down in Textas Shout out Texas.

1367
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: What Burger's washed a lot.

1368
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 4: There's a lot on this Okay, there's a lot of

1369
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 4: blonde haired, blue eyes women on this list, right That's

1370
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 4: That's my point is like Waterburger, blonde hair, blue eyes

1371
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 4: Shakeshack water blond hair, blue eyes shakeshack and and taking shake.

1372
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 4: I mean they should their cousins their cousins. Yeah, I

1373
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 4: mean Sonic. I don't even know why it's on the list.

1374
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 4: I don't think that Dairy Queen. What the fuck is

1375
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 4: dairy Queen doing on this?

1376
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: I think Derek Quin's a very underrated burger. I'll be honest.

1377
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when we went. Did it?

1378
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 5: Because you know I love Blizzards? Yeah, no, I fucking

1379
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 5: love Blizzards. That's the best ice cream on the planet.

1380
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 5: Nothing can beat soft or of ice cream. But they're burgers.

1381
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 5: It was like all tomato, all mayo.

1382
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 2: It was.

1383
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: It was okay, So it wasn't what it needs to be.

1384
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: I mean I had one a few months ago and

1385
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty fantastic.

1386
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 4: But it be the establishment. The people are moving. You

1387
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 4: do got a white castle, beautiful redhead. Do I want

1388
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 4: to marry her? No, I just I want to have

1389
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 4: sex with her. I want to see puffing nipol. Sure,

1390
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 4: but I'm not gonna marry her.

1391
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: Castle is like a closet. You enjoy it. Every now

1392
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: I want to I have to disagree with both those students.

1393
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: I think I think White Castle's preposterous. Really, she's she's

1394
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: a haggard woman I see in the street with her

1395
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: worst spaghetti strap shoulder.

1396
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 4: She focks hard, fucks hard without a condom.

1397
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 5: Naughty stuff to that girl. Bro that crave case with

1398
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 5: a suitcase, that's nice.

1399
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 4: That's one of my best moves in fucking Just grab

1400
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 4: a case, just come in and just light them up.

1401
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 4: I mean, like Domino's falling in my mouth. But like,

1402
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 4: but like I said, you're right, it's not I don't

1403
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: want to live there.

1404
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: No, you don't want to You don't want to live there.

1405
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go. What do you guys want for dinner?

1406
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 2: White Castle?

1407
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 4: Everyone's like, what did da do? Coke this afternoon? Are

1408
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 4: you getting white Castle for ye?

1409
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 5: I would love this afternoon where you leave Nashville hit

1410
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 5: up Hugh Babies. It's not nationally It would have been

1411
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 5: on my list, but I think hugh Baby's is really.

1412
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 4: Big Mac is way too much. So what what you

1413
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 4: can do with McDonald's is you can do special orders.

1414
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 4: They do a big Mac with the quarter pounder patty,

1415
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 4: which is so much more ratio to bun to burger. Yeah,

1416
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 4: the way they do it now, it's a great burger.

1417
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 4: Our dog is my daughter's fucking We bought a dog

1418
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 4: in Arizona and on the right home they'd never had

1419
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 4: a big Mac and we they had a big Mac

1420
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 4: and they're like, these are amazing, and I was like, yeah, everyone,

1421
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 4: it's it's a big maccause everyone likes them. Yeah, and

1422
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 4: they go, we should name our dog big Mac. I went, no,

1423
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 4: we're not doing that. Now we have a dog named

1424
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 4: big Mac. Yeah fucking Mac.

1425
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: So tell me why tee me on the journey of

1426
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: why he shows in and Out Burger? Why did you

1427
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: show I get to speak.

1428
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 5: On I think you've spoke No, no, no, no, bird

1429
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 5: poked the whole time, called me a bit estuary, and

1430
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 5: then he's went on like stories, he's done comedy hour

1431
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 5: on burgers.

1432
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, we know he has a dog named

1433
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: big Mac.

1434
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: What do you have to say this?

1435
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 5: Because In and Out is over fucking rated. It's my

1436
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 5: turn to talk. So when I went when I went

1437
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 5: out to Oakland, was ecstatic to get in and Out Burger.

1438
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: After games got it, loved it.

1439
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 5: Either way, we're in and Out Burger, Like I think

1440
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 5: In and Out Burger is a good burger. Do not

1441
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 5: get it twisted. I do think it is a good burger.

1442
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,919
Speaker 5: It is not great to me. It is a Chick

1443
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 5: fil A of burgers, very great customer service, phenomenal experience.

1444
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 5: When you go and you have an in and out,

1445
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 5: you want to go hit an in and out burger.

1446
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 5: When I went to my boys' wedding last year, I

1447
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 5: was in his wedding, I could not wait to fucking

1448
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 5: get a burger. Not only that, I couldn't wait to

1449
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 5: get high around the fire, starved myself.

1450
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: Until we went to go get the burger.

1451
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 5: Went to one in and out, way too crowded, way

1452
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 5: too much traffic there, but I loved it.

1453
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait. Baby.

1454
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 5: We got to go to another one, because this is

1455
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 5: the hype of fucking in and out burger. We go

1456
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 5: to another in and out burger, go to that one

1457
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 5: waiting line and again it's like Chick fil a. They

1458
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 5: got workers everywhere working and you're not gonna find a

1459
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 5: backup drive through like you do it in and out.

1460
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 5: I will give you that, it is extremely popular out there.

1461
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 5: But again back to my overrated talk. I get the

1462
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 5: double double, I have animal style with the fries. You

1463
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 5: gotta eat the fries quick because they get a little soggy. Okay, yeah,

1464
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 5: order it extra crispy. Okay, cool, everybody can get for

1465
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 5: crispy fries. But you get the in and out burger,

1466
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 5: and it is I am fucking high, bro, and I

1467
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 5: can't wait.

1468
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: My mouth is salivating. I bite into the burger learn

1469
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: and think.

1470
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 5: To myself, hey, and now I go back to I'm

1471
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 5: not gonna astro yet. And then I take another bite

1472
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 5: of the burger and I'm thinking, Yo, this isn't what

1473
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 5: I've built up. Like I've been in Oakland. I couldn't

1474
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 5: wait to tell the boys. I try it in and out. Yeah,

1475
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 5: it's the best fucking burger in the world. But the

1476
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 5: consistency of the bun it ends up breaking. It doesn't

1477
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 5: not mush in a disgusting way, but it doesn't down

1478
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 5: into the ingredients. Again, top notch quality presentation. It looks

1479
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 5: deceivingly good, but you bite down and the bread breaks

1480
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 5: before it really gets to the ingredients. And it is

1481
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 5: an over hyped burger. Yes quality they you know they

1482
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 5: get their ingredients within fifty miles of a fucking farm.

1483
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 5: Whatever it is, that's awesome. But I think it is

1484
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 5: the most overrated burger out there. I think it is good,

1485
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 5: not great. Don't get it fucking twisted in and Out

1486
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 5: Burger is good, but it is not great to me

1487
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 5: five guys like dude, every time I have it, I'm

1488
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 5: just like, fuck and and mind you, I do feel

1489
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 5: like I took a pedestrian, say with Shakeshack when I

1490
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 5: see it. All the pictures on there, but Shakeshak changed

1491
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 5: my life a little bit when I was out in

1492
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 5: DC and I tried it and I was drunk. For

1493
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 5: the first time, I had the peppers on it. The

1494
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 5: cherry peppers was phenomenal. But one night I ordered because.

1495
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm telling Charlie like I gotta

1496
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: figure out by the way.

1497
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 5: I looked at Charles, said, hey, babe, what do you

1498
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 5: think of this in and out bur She's like, you know,

1499
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 5: it's not as good as what you're sitting You've been

1500
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 5: hyping it up. And I was like, I fucking agree, bro,

1501
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 5: And I'm h you know, I'm high. And then I

1502
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 5: go back to eating the rest of the burger.

1503
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: I eat it all, but it just wasn't what I

1504
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be.

1505
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 5: Now we go to uh, We're back in Nashville, and

1506
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, babe, got like I'm on a I

1507
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 5: gotta figure out, Like, I gotta find my taste with burgers,

1508
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 5: just like I want to do with whiskey, because I

1509
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 5: like whiskey.

1510
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: And you know how you kind of like like whiskey

1511
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: and you're just in circles and.

1512
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, yeah, I dabbling whiskey, and guys are like,

1513
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 5: oh this whiskey, that whiskey, And I'm like, I gotta

1514
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 5: find my taste with whiskey.

1515
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 1: Same with burgers. So I get I go and get

1516
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: a five guys burger.

1517
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 5: I go and get a shake Shack burger, and I

1518
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 5: have them fucking side by side, and I take my

1519
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 5: bites and Shakeshack tastes way more manufacturer than a five

1520
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 5: guys burger.

1521
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: Five Guys legitimately is the best tasting burger.

1522
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might cost a lot, but hey, fucking make

1523
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 5: a little bit more money, spend a little bit more

1524
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 5: on a burger if you want to have a great.

1525
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to treat yourself.

1526
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 5: But that is why I think five Guys is the

1527
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 5: best again, I think in and Out is good. I

1528
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 5: do not think it is great, and I for damn

1529
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 5: sure do not think it's e lak.

1530
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: I will tell you this, that was a very That

1531
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: was a very wealth thought out wealth.

1532
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were ready. I thought about it a while

1533
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 2: and I tell you where. I tell you where.

1534
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 4: You started to sway me and I can't believe I'm

1535
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 4: gonna say that.

1536
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: I no, here's fucked up. As you started, he started going, well.

1537
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 4: You know what it is as soon as he said,

1538
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 4: you get to the line. And then I started thinking,

1539
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 4: if we're making these women right, because that's how you

1540
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 4: everything's gonna translate into women?

1541
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: Do I mean?

1542
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 4: Do I want to marry the chick that spends an

1543
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 4: hour on makeup and is a model and is gonna

1544
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 4: be a little difficult in this relationship?

1545
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 2: Because that is in and out is.

1546
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 4: It's the lines through the fucking roof, and it's you

1547
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 4: think you're in a turn lane and you're like, did

1548
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,439
Speaker 4: I accidentally get in the line for in and out?

1549
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 4: And then you're like the accessibility of in and out,

1550
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 4: which obviously speaks how great the burger is, but you go,

1551
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 4: but you started talking to me about accessibility and I go.

1552
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 2: I hate to say this is a lot of times I.

1553
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 4: Don't get in and out because getting in and out

1554
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 4: is such a fucking hassle, Like getting in and out

1555
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 4: is so difficult that you gotta be you gotta you

1556
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 4: actually got to be not hungry to want to get

1557
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 4: in and out, because you're gonna get if you get

1558
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 4: into that line hungry, you end up wondering fucking five burgers.

1559
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I disagree with everything you just said. Here's why

1560
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: when you're talking about if we're gonna shape these beautiful

1561
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: burgers into beautiful women, the reason why it's the in

1562
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,479
Speaker 1: and out burger is so solid after is because she's

1563
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: far and few between. There's not a lot of other

1564
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: women out there. You can go anywhere and find that

1565
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: five guys, blonde hair, blue eyes, small waist, fat ass,

1566
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: and but probably to talk to you though over and

1567
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: over and.

1568
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 2: Says and says the same, that's so lit.

1569
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's a vibe.

1570
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 2: That's a vibe.

1571
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: That's a vibe put on Put that on Instagram, and

1572
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: you're like, again, really good sealing your own personality now,

1573
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: in and out. The way it goes is, look, there's

1574
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: way less in and out Burgers out there in the

1575
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: United States of America, and there are five guys just

1576
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,959
Speaker 1: like women. There's so many the phrase, what's the phrase?

1577
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: So many fish in the sea, But there's the In

1578
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: and Out Burger is the rare, the one you want

1579
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: to Everybody wants it, but can you get it? And

1580
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: if you're a able to achieve getting her to go

1581
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: with you, you know, not only do you have to

1582
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: make yourself better as a man to compete with her

1583
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: and being like moving towards the trajectory of wife. You

1584
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: guys want to create together or do you realize, Hey,

1585
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm going where I'm at right now. I'll just go

1586
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: with this five guys. Now listen. If you want to

1587
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: talk about models who put all this stuff on their

1588
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: face and everything like that, you got to five guys,

1589
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: what do you have? Every single condiment, every single topping,

1590
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: every single cheese. You can choose anything you want. But

1591
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: if you go to In and Out Burger, here's the deal.

1592
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: It's simple. It's sweet, but it's organic, it's delicious, and

1593
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: it's fresh. And for those who know it, who have

1594
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: spent enough time with her or went to summer camp

1595
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: with her, maybe you felt her up when you guys

1596
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: are in the seventh grade, right, you know what I'm

1597
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: talking about. And she comes to you and she goes, Hey,

1598
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: in case you're wondering, I do have fries that are

1599
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: well done if you want them. You know what I'm saying.

1600
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: And hey, you like your onions growth. There's a thing

1601
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: called animal style. Hey, you're trying to watch your way

1602
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: a little bit, don't worry. I'll help you out. This

1603
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: is a thing called protein style. Cut the carbs a

1604
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,440
Speaker 1: little bit, everybody. I'm not going to show you that.

1605
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to show you that.

1606
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,919
Speaker 4: I'm not going to show you that Nick Who's dad

1607
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 4: taught her how to change a tire exactly exactly.

1608
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: There was a girl at Michigan. I don't remember her name,

1609
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 1: but I remember we sat down and she was She's

1610
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: a really good looking girl. And we all go to

1611
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: eat and a couple of the girls order like, you know,

1612
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: fruit food, drinks whatever. She has. Let me get a

1613
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: cheeseburger and a Miller Lite place and she slams the

1614
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: thing down eight send me and the boys are like,

1615
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: who the fuck is this girl? We all loved her, right,

1616
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: I have no idea what she's doing in this world. Now,

1617
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I wasn't prepared. I wasn't ready

1618
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 1: for a woman like that. Where is that once? I

1619
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: need the app to find those women? Right, you have

1620
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: the app and it's in the West Coast and her

1621
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: name's in and Out? All right? Now, are you back

1622
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: my cousin videos? Hang on? Hang on, hang on?

1623
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 5: I will say, just like I explained, what happens. There

1624
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 5: is this you get outside of the actual fucking burger,

1625
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 5: and it's bells and whistles and fucking storytelling about chicks.

1626
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 5: And you're selling stories. You're not selling the burger. When

1627
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 5: I talked, it was about fucking ingredients. It was about

1628
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 5: how I bit through the burger and how that's what

1629
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 5: swayed my mind. You got you start getting into the

1630
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 5: girl conversations, start getting that you're a phenomenal storyteller. You're

1631
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 5: exactly what an in and Out is. You're a great experience.

1632
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 5: You're a great experience. You're you're entertainingble I lack though.

1633
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: It's the quality of the taste of the burger is

1634
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: not there. What's the quality that's not good? Men? Great,

1635
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: you're good, You're not great. Here's what I'll say, about it.

1636
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: If you want to go into the ingredients, let's undress

1637
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: not one thing about the burger about because I bought

1638
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: it a burger. I bought it to the woman. I

1639
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: will tell you this when you go to in and out, Yes,

1640
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: after you get through the fluff, after you get past

1641
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 1: the red fucking rope and you walk in and you

1642
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: see all the bells and whistles, the DJ is going heavy.

1643
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: You got a couple of girls grinding their teeth, and

1644
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: you go over and you want to undress this lady

1645
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: the way you want to see her now, only the bun.

1646
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 1: When you take it and you say, hey, let me

1647
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: get that devil double. They're gonna take the buns. They

1648
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: look at them like this and go, what do I

1649
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: do with this? I'm gonna put it on top of

1650
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: the stove because I want a little bit of to

1651
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: do it when you bite it in there, because texture

1652
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 1: is everything. You look at the ice breaks, what's up?

1653
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 1: It really doesn't. I've never had a bun break.

1654
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 5: I never because anytime I go, you're like, You're like,

1655
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 5: you're like a fucking bird.

1656
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: You get the lettuce ones. Yeah, sorry, it takes a

1657
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: lot to lose this average will I'm doing the best

1658
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: I can. Okay, we're talking quality now. When I go

1659
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: there and I get the bun, I bite it into it.

1660
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,320
Speaker 1: I've never had an issue with that. I'm sorry that

1661
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: was your experience. But for me, she's always treated me

1662
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: right well and respectful, and she's always always called me

1663
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 1: back the iceberg lettuce once again, Is there any nutritional

1664
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: value the iceberg lettuce? Will I'll give you that answer. No,

1665
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: it's like celery. But texture is what you're looking for.

1666
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: It's crisp, it's dark green to a lighter green, making

1667
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: sure when you bite in, especially in that middle you

1668
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: when you bite into it, you know, for unbelievable you

1669
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: can get.

1670
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 2: That crunch starving. I'm hungry right now.

1671
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 3: Bad.

1672
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 2: Here's mass watering.

1673
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: Here's what I will say is the thing that people

1674
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: will argue again in and out burger. But I don't

1675
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 1: think it's an issue the size of the meat, the

1676
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,560
Speaker 1: size of the patty, because you can always do the

1677
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 1: double double, the triple, triple, the four by four. You

1678
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. I guess the triple is

1679
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: fucking insane. Okay, that's an opinion, right, and we all

1680
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 1: have them saying like I'm not saying that against you.

1681
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm just speaking to everybody. I I hear you, I

1682
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: hear you, millions of viewers, viewers, I get it. But

1683
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying that the meat is a little bit, but

1684
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: it's not overwhelming. The cheese it's perfectly placed on top.

1685
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: The ratio is amazing. And I have never had the

1686
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,720
Speaker 1: bun break on me in my entire life. I love

1687
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: the idea that you can get pickles, even though pickles

1688
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: don't come on it. You can have the onions raw

1689
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: if you want it. There's enough choices that you can

1690
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: have to where it's like, Okay, I have a little

1691
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: bit of freedom here, but it's not so many choices.

1692
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,439
Speaker 1: We are like, give me the give me the barbecue sauce,

1693
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: give me the ketchup, give me this, give me that,

1694
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden youre eating. You're like,

1695
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I eating? Is just like a

1696
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: weird stew with some meat in it, you know what

1697
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm saying.

1698
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 4: So many secrets they have that you don't know, Like

1699
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 4: did you know that before in and out grills a

1700
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 4: burger they rub mustard all over it? I did not know,

1701
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 4: and that is why it has the crispiness to it.

1702
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 4: That's why it has that extra flavor to it.

1703
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: Fucking slap me in the arm like that, dude, Hey listen,

1704
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 1: and it's so great. I knew this would go because

1705
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: we talked. We were on the test. Hey, what are

1706
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,879
Speaker 1: we to do? Botaie? What's your talking? I believe someone said burgers.

1707
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember who said it.

1708
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 4: Jack. I had a viral moment because I eat my

1709
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 4: McDonald's cheeseburgers. I taco them, and everyone was like, what

1710
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 4: the fuck's that? I take the bottom bun off, flip

1711
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 4: it up, all the good ships on top, pickles, let

1712
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 4: us tomato or pickles, ketchup mustard and cheese, and I

1713
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 4: taco them. It's half the calories. And they were like, whoa,

1714
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 4: what else do you do? And I was like, I

1715
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,680
Speaker 4: have I have a sport.

1716
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 1: What else do you do?

1717
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,679
Speaker 4: I have a bunch. And so then everyone started hitting

1718
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 4: me up. Oh you know what I do? I get

1719
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 4: the mcfucking or something mcgang bang Yeah, And so they

1720
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,719
Speaker 4: were like, all these orders you can get at McDonald's

1721
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 4: and the McDonald's I think hit us up and they're like, O, hey,

1722
01:10:58,280 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 4: don't do this. We don't want to make things compil,

1723
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 4: like order what's on our fucking menu? To I was like,

1724
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 4: but yeah, the I wanted I need to eat a

1725
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 4: burger now.

1726
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: When I would also threw me up a little. I

1727
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: was I thought you'd like fat burger. I thought you'd

1728
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: be into fat burger.

1729
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 4: I ever had in La was a fat burger, and

1730
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 4: it's the first time I ever had an egg on

1731
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 4: a burger. And they fucked me up so big that

1732
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,440
Speaker 4: I only fucked.

1733
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:23,880
Speaker 2: With fat burger.

1734
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 4: Okay, there was a fat burger on the quarter I

1735
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 4: lived at the Universal Sheridan.

1736
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: There was a corner house fat burger too, and there

1737
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 1: was a there was a.

1738
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 4: Fat burger and a poquito moss and they have great,

1739
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:33,959
Speaker 4: great milkshakes.

1740
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: I know you never had fat burger. I think is unbelievable.

1741
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:39,760
Speaker 4: Wait, fat burger fucking awesome. Yeah, but I didn't see

1742
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 4: fatburger on the list to be I was with you.

1743
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but didn't kind of like you didn't have to.

1744
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: That's what to me. I kind of feel like I

1745
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: fucked up on the shakescheck because I thought it was

1746
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,640
Speaker 1: better than the ones that were. None always talked do

1747
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 1: you want to re rate? Wait? How come no?

1748
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 4: One's going to talk about how great, how much better

1749
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 4: a whopper with cheese is than a big mac, Like,

1750
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,759
Speaker 4: I see, I haven't.

1751
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: Had it so long, I haven't read long to.

1752
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 4: Do that twelve hundred calories? Who is the whopper which

1753
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 4: used is twelve?

1754
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: Well that's a big girl. That's a fucking sounds good.

1755
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 5: But it's like like one of my boys, Derrick Henry,

1756
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 5: was talking about Windy's being so good, and I went

1757
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 5: there right after practice, right after the locker room.

1758
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 1: Fucking went there and it was like, dude, what are

1759
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: we doing.

1760
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 5: We're at a fast food, a legit fast food burger joint.

1761
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 1: We were at McDonald's in Arizona. What was that February? Yeah,

1762
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,200
Speaker 1: and we walked in there. First off, the mcflury is

1763
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 1: they come in one size and thimble and then the

1764
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 1: monopoly Oh so small made will real real.

1765
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 5: Fucking in the pocket. Dude, you literally could so pissed

1766
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 5: large mcflury. And they come out with this little dink

1767
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 5: ass fucking yeah one size, Like.

1768
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: All right, give me the size, give me that one size,

1769
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 1: we'll get Superman. He gets so many He's like, this

1770
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 1: isn't enough of a tasty treat for me we need

1771
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: to go somewhere else. What's down the road to Sonic.

1772
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 1: We go to Sonic. I I was driving a pickup

1773
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: truck over there, real wide vehicle, and I go to

1774
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,759
Speaker 1: pull in totally just fucking cash side of the vehicle,

1775
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: trying to get the percent. And we're getting Sonic selling

1776
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 1: foot long Glizzies. That's unbelievable, which I know is a

1777
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: JP thing. He loves the hot dogs. He loves hot dogs.

1778
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: But I love that.

1779
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 2: Dude.

1780
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: I fuck up hot dogs?

1781
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 2: Do you really?

1782
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: I fuck up hot I'm four percent like a homophobic adult.

1783
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: There's nothing like sexual things that really bothered me. On

1784
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 1: my knees. You can hold the back of my head,

1785
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: there is.

1786
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 2: On my face. That's almost I love him, really, dude.

1787
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 4: I have not been through the Chicago airport in my

1788
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 4: life without getting a Chicago hot dog.

1789
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: Really.

1790
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 4: Second I get off the plane, I find the first

1791
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 4: Chicago hot dog murder.

1792
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 2: Two of them.

1793
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,719
Speaker 1: The one in Chicago's the green that has green billboard

1794
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 1: on it. Green.

1795
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 2: It's got the green building you.

1796
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, The one in uh in the airport

1797
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: in Chicago, Tony Island. No code is AH is Michigan, right,

1798
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: that's Detroit.

1799
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 2: Dude, I fuck up hot dogs.

1800
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 1: I love you, hot dogger burger guy.

1801
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 4: So if I'm making a big cookout, first of all,

1802
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 4: I make gray burgers.

1803
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 2: We just got a flat top.

1804
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,679
Speaker 4: We have two flat tops, and I'm doing smash burgers

1805
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:04,320
Speaker 4: for my is. They're amazing. They're amazing. But man, if

1806
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 4: I make a bunch of burgers, there's something about that

1807
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 4: hot dog. It was like, hey, start with me, and

1808
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 4: I go, okay, he said, do you know how we

1809
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 4: like it. Let's do it how we like it. And

1810
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 4: I'll do half the bun right, half the bottom, a

1811
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 4: hot half half carb guy. And and I'm still fat,

1812
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 4: but I go, I'm not as fat as I should be, right,

1813
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 4: And so I'll eat and I'll load it up all

1814
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 4: on the top. Oh, I love hot dogs. I remember

1815
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 4: one time Sagirl and.

1816
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:33,759
Speaker 1: I were in Uh you could squirre mayonnaise on my face.

1817
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: I like brats over hot dogs. Tell me you make

1818
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:38,759
Speaker 1: a hot dog? I was. I was on a journey

1819
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,639
Speaker 1: with you right now. I think I was being lulled asleep.

1820
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,679
Speaker 1: Was you make this hot dog? You cut it off?

1821
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 1: What do you put on it?

1822
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 4: Oh? Mustard, hot mustard, the hot mustard, The one that

1823
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 4: comes in a little jar that burns when it goes

1824
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,120
Speaker 4: to your nose. When I went first time I went

1825
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 4: to Germany, they had they had hot dogs everywhere in

1826
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 4: this park. Everyone had like every place had a hot

1827
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 4: dog and beer. Me and my weo were just like,

1828
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 4: let's get drunkest fucking eat hot dogs and they're mustard

1829
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:09,559
Speaker 4: burned and it burns. I love mustard that burns. I one,

1830
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 4: I'm Cigar, and Cigar and I were at the beach

1831
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 4: together and he watched me eat a pack of hot

1832
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,759
Speaker 4: dogs in a day and I had diarrhea and I said.

1833
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 4: I said, like, goddamnit, I got diarrhea. And he goes,

1834
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 4: no shit, And I was like, I was like, what

1835
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 4: do you think it is? And he goes, oh, I

1836
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 4: don't know. You ate twelve glitcering sticks. And I go,

1837
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 4: what's the glycering stick? He goes, dude, lips and assholes.

1838
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 4: You've been eating hot dogs all I watched you eat

1839
01:15:32,439 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 4: twelve hot dogs and I went, yeah, they're good.

1840
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 2: And he was like, but.

1841
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 4: That's why you're sick and not supposed to eat twelve

1842
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 4: hot dogs. And I was like for real. He was like, yeah,

1843
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,519
Speaker 4: I have a problem. With hot dogs. Man, you can't.

1844
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 4: I can't go to a Rams gaming not get the

1845
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 4: fucking street dogs. I'm just swallowing a lots. I'm like,

1846
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 4: I'm salvating. I'm so fucking hungry. But man, I fuck

1847
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 4: love hot talks. Goddamn it. I want a hot talk now.

1848
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: So did you rather have a hot dog or a burger?

1849
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 2: Hot talk?

1850
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:05,759
Speaker 1: Really?

1851
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 4: If I go to a football game, hot talk, hot

1852
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 4: talk immediately.

1853
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 5: If you go to a football game, like, there's not

1854
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,400
Speaker 5: gonna be like good burgers at the football I heard

1855
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 5: you mentioned the Rams.

1856
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: You're a Rams guy?

1857
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 4: No, no, no, like no, I had to make a

1858
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,160
Speaker 4: conscious decision. The Rams show up in LA and my

1859
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 4: daughters wanted to be I wanted to go to football games,

1860
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 4: and so I got season tickets and my wife is like,

1861
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 4: we're a Rams family now, and I was like, okay,

1862
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 4: and uh and then and then I and then I.

1863
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 4: But I'm really a Bucks fan because I grew up

1864
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 4: in Tampa. But I I found what I liked on

1865
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 4: the Rams. He's I think he just left as Johnny

1866
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 4: Hacker to kick her. He's fucking so great and he's

1867
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 4: one of the best putters, best in the league, and

1868
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 4: I loved when I love that in Hard Knocks when

1869
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,759
Speaker 4: he looked at uh golf and he had the football

1870
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 4: and he goes, one hundred bucks, is I cand hit

1871
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,920
Speaker 4: the side of the field goal right now? And he's like,

1872
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 4: Gof's like, huh, there's a hundred bucks as I can

1873
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,479
Speaker 4: hit up with the pass. He was like okay, and

1874
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 4: he just takes it and fucking and he goes, you're

1875
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 4: up in gops.

1876
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 2: Like no, and just walked away. And I love that.

1877
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,800
Speaker 1: I love it that guy. Oh for real, no's the

1878
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 1: same thing. We do it. We live it right. Oh yeah, yeah,

1879
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 1: we put that stuff's gassed up too. Like if the

1880
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: Titans ever had Hard Knocks wearing it, there'd be so

1881
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 1: many fucking go hard. Do you think the same thing?

1882
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see the cameras on. They'd be yeah,

1883
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sure it would be blown up to what

1884
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:26,720
Speaker 1: it really is. Camp is miserable, and I've seen a

1885
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 1: couple of clips. I've never seen a full episode. But

1886
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 1: they make Camp belly. It's a fun little deal.

1887
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 2: What they should do.

1888
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 4: What they should do is they should bring in guys

1889
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:36,640
Speaker 4: like me that have a little money and let us

1890
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:38,840
Speaker 4: pay to see if we can get on the team.

1891
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 4: But if we can't, that money goes to a player.

1892
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,800
Speaker 4: I like that, Like money goes to a player, yeah,

1893
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 4: like like like someone who's doing like like because if

1894
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 4: you're if you if you went to a training camp,

1895
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 4: they you just and by the way, you tap people

1896
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 4: out right, so people would have to ring the bell

1897
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,760
Speaker 4: and be like, I'm done. I can't do it anymore. Coach,

1898
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 4: like you're done, tottlem allhead, you gotta get out, say

1899
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 4: say it's a ten time dollars, right, So you get

1900
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 4: a bunch of guys first day of training camp, first.

1901
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:04,120
Speaker 2: Gise like a bunch of.

1902
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 4: Guys got ten thousand dollars that want to pad up,

1903
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,600
Speaker 4: see if they got what it takes. And when this

1904
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 4: second they bring the bell, they're out. And all that

1905
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 4: money then goes to players that are trying to negotiate contracts.

1906
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 2: You go, hey, we found the money for you. These

1907
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 2: guys fucking taps out.

1908
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,759
Speaker 4: Then also you become a bigger fan of that team.

1909
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,240
Speaker 4: I think, like I think they're doing. I think they're

1910
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 4: doing usflos is that what the Rock's doing? Usfl xfl xfl.

1911
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:27,599
Speaker 4: I think he's fucking it up. And I'll tell you why.

1912
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 4: And I'll tell them how to fix it. This is

1913
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 4: how you fix it. Rock, If you're listening, this is

1914
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 4: how you fix it, and you will have a billion

1915
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:41,920
Speaker 4: dollar business on your hands. Number one teams in a

1916
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 4: state can only get players from the colleges in that state.

1917
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,240
Speaker 4: Boom you got right now, you got it Florida. You

1918
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:53,959
Speaker 4: get all the guys that didn't make the cut from FSU,

1919
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 4: from UF guys that people have been cheering for for

1920
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,720
Speaker 4: the past four years. That they know these guys, they

1921
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 4: know their stories, they they did make it, they're rooting

1922
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 4: for them. So you got great college towns, and you

1923
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:08,480
Speaker 4: put those teams in the big college towns like Michigan, Ohio,

1924
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 4: fucking Oregon, Florida, fucking Alabama, you know, like and those

1925
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,280
Speaker 4: teams and then you and then that's you can only

1926
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 4: recouverrom there because that gives civic pride. I went, I

1927
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 4: want The first thing I did, I went to an

1928
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,240
Speaker 4: next NFL game. The first thing I did is I went,

1929
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 4: I wonder if any of these guys played for Florida State.

1930
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go get his jersey, right And then I

1931
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, they're no one from Florida State. I

1932
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 4: was like Oh, they don't have anyone from UCLA. Where

1933
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,360
Speaker 4: are these guys from? And you're like, oh, just everywhere.

1934
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,720
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, man, if fans in Florida State guys,

1935
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 4: I would have bought their jerseys. So that's kind of

1936
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,560
Speaker 4: how it works, right. I'm not from Michigan, but I

1937
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 4: went to Michigan. I'm not from Michigan, but no, you played.

1938
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 5: Right, So like if so they say they have it's

1939
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:48,839
Speaker 5: like Michigan State or like some Northeast area of recruiting. Yeah, draft,

1940
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 5: so you get picked to play on the Michigan Ohio

1941
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 5: team team.

1942
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense. I don't know if you'd

1943
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,839
Speaker 1: be give enough players though, that might be difficult.

1944
01:19:58,880 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 5: Like what if there was a team in the Bran

1945
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 5: Nebraska that you would almost have to combine some states.

1946
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:07,160
Speaker 1: You can region or back regions like regions.

1947
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 5: You would be like, you just had to stick to Florida, Yeah,

1948
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 5: Florida Region.

1949
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Florida and those like those kind of regions would

1950
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 4: be I.

1951
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 1: Like that because I like that a lot.

1952
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 4: What you do like that idea because what will happen

1953
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 4: is you will get people rooting for the team because

1954
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 4: they followed these kids their whole fucking careers. Yeah, and

1955
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, fuck yeah, we used to play against

1956
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 4: that kid. He's fucking good. I didn't like him when

1957
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:32,679
Speaker 4: he played with Florida, but fuck he's on our team.

1958
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 4: Now I'm getting jersey. The whole thing is like the

1959
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:37,320
Speaker 4: whole thing about football. Man, I'm so sorry I started

1960
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:40,320
Speaker 4: this conversation because I don't know shit. But the whole

1961
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:45,640
Speaker 4: thing about football, from my perspective is you want me

1962
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:48,360
Speaker 4: to know that team. You want me to know those players,

1963
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 4: You want me to know their stories. You want the

1964
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,719
Speaker 4: more invested I am in the human beings on that field,

1965
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 4: the more I want to buy their jersey, the more

1966
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:00,720
Speaker 4: that's where that is. That's the connectivity. That's what I

1967
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,680
Speaker 4: liked about Hard Knocks is it would introduce you to

1968
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 4: a team and you get to know the players. And

1969
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000
Speaker 4: granted there would be a couple of standouts, but those

1970
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 4: ones that got cut, it was like, fucking don't even

1971
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 4: tell me their story because I love that kid now,

1972
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 4: like you just.

1973
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:13,160
Speaker 2: Feel like I'm gonna fall in love with them.

1974
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: And now we're.

1975
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:17,400
Speaker 2: Ndola Danny am Mandola, right, yeah.

1976
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 1: Danny Mandola.

1977
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, was he got cut from the fucking Rams And

1978
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,000
Speaker 4: then you're like, oh fuck, and then he shows up

1979
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,559
Speaker 4: and he's like I root for that guy all the

1980
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 4: time because I watched him struggle and so like.

1981
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,000
Speaker 1: Man, he went off on us. He lived for Houston

1982
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 1: this year, last game of the year, he went off

1983
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 1: on us. He almost lost the game, dude, because.

1984
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 5: Danny Mandola, you guys did almost lose.

1985
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: That Like, oh yeah, yeah, I thought you were talking,

1986
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:38,840
Speaker 1: but yeah.

1987
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 4: But it's the funnest thing is to know the like

1988
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 4: like Hecker. I follow him on Instagram, I know his life,

1989
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:47,840
Speaker 4: and that's part of what social media is these days.

1990
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,280
Speaker 4: It's part of what what I think you guys were

1991
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,320
Speaker 4: doing brilliantly. It's part of the reason I wish Pat

1992
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,880
Speaker 4: mcabe went back to started kicking again. Is that, dude,

1993
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 4: when you become a fan, when you so explain to

1994
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 4: me this way, I'm gonna try to parallel it when

1995
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,240
Speaker 4: you I had this kid come up to me, and

1996
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 4: people for me said this before, But this kid come

1997
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,639
Speaker 4: up to me New Year's Eve a few years ago,

1998
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,760
Speaker 4: a bunch of years ago back and I was at

1999
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 4: for Lauderdale Improv and he said, came up to me,

2000
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 4: Hollywood Improv, and he goes, uh, he's drunks focky shirtless.

2001
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 4: He's like, hey, man, I need I need two seconds

2002
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 4: of your time. And I was like, I was like,

2003
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 4: what do you need? And the guy's like get him

2004
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 4: out of here.

2005
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 2: I go what do you need?

2006
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 4: And he goes, no, I need to explain something to you.

2007
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, what is it? And he goes,

2008
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,040
Speaker 4: I'm a fan of yours. And I was like cool.

2009
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 4: And he was like, no, you don't know what that means.

2010
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 4: And I was like, mam, yeah, I get it. Your

2011
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 4: shirt's off. You want to you want to get a

2012
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,519
Speaker 4: shirt or picture? And he goes no, no, no, He goes,

2013
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,920
Speaker 4: I don't have shit going on in my life. He's

2014
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,760
Speaker 4: I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have anything. My

2015
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,880
Speaker 4: job sucks. I don't expect much out of my life.

2016
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 4: But I'm a fan of yours. And when you succeed,

2017
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 4: it makes me feel like I succeed because I picked you.

2018
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,679
Speaker 4: So when you have good things happen to you share

2019
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 4: them online. I want to know about them because it

2020
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:57,880
Speaker 4: makes me feel like I picked the right one. And

2021
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 4: he goes, yeah I And I was like, it me

2022
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 4: away and I was like and then and I was

2023
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 4: like fuck. And then I started going, wait, what am

2024
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 4: I a fan of? Like I'm a fan of Brogans.

2025
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 4: I mean, he's my friend. I was a fan first.

2026
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 4: When Joe succeeds, I get excited. I remember reading that

2027
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 4: Spotify deal in the paper. I was like, on paper

2028
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:19,960
Speaker 4: whatever fucking internet and I was like and I was like,

2029
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,840
Speaker 4: paper makes it seem more nostalogic, though, And I got

2030
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 4: I got the chance to call him and be like, dude,

2031
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 4: fucking Congratt and he's like, yeah, yeah, I know man,

2032
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,400
Speaker 4: And You're like, no, I pitched you start downloaded your

2033
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,439
Speaker 4: I've been listening for nine fucking years.

2034
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to say we did it, but I didn't

2035
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:35,840
Speaker 1: do it. He did it.

2036
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 2: But that's what a fan is.

2037
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 4: And then I and that's when I started looking at

2038
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 4: sports and going what do I want to be a

2039
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 4: fan of? Like I want to fucking invest in something emotionally,

2040
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 4: I want.

2041
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:44,760
Speaker 2: To be investing them.

2042
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 4: And it's so cool to go to an airport bar

2043
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 4: and go, hey, you guys got the Rams game on?

2044
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 2: And someone goes, oh, Rams and you're like yeah or whatever.

2045
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:54,760
Speaker 2: The team.

2046
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,080
Speaker 4: For a long time, when I was on the road, lote,

2047
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 4: I was always fan of the Cowboys only because they

2048
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,760
Speaker 4: were played everywhere and I wanted to be a fan

2049
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,120
Speaker 4: of And so I go, you guys got the Cowboys

2050
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,799
Speaker 4: game on, and you'd always find someone in an airport

2051
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:07,479
Speaker 4: part for the other Cowboys. And so when the Rams came,

2052
01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:08,559
Speaker 4: my wife's like, we're gonna be fans.

2053
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 2: I was like, all right. I watched Hard Knocks that year.

2054
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 4: I couldn't really fall in love with Gough a parallel

2055
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 4: a lot I could, but like Stafford, I love that kid.

2056
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 2: Seems like a fucking he seems like the.

2057
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:20,240
Speaker 4: Kind of guy I would have liked to have played

2058
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:22,680
Speaker 4: a sport with, you know, like just like withiffle ball.

2059
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 2: He seems like a kind of guy that would be.

2060
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 4: Like no, no, no, no, streetlights are coming on, my

2061
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,120
Speaker 4: mom is there, said anything? Let's go like yeah, I

2062
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:32,040
Speaker 4: love that energy, right, And I found Hecker. It is

2063
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,120
Speaker 4: so fun to be a fan of a punter because

2064
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 4: they come up so often, and when you got a

2065
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 4: guy like Hacker. He I would make arguments that he

2066
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:44,160
Speaker 4: was the MVP of the Rams every year because of

2067
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 4: the position he would put them in. The reason they

2068
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,840
Speaker 4: were good, I'm I'm not even fucking around the reason

2069
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 4: the rams were good. We're not all the standouts. It

2070
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:57,639
Speaker 4: was Johnny Hecker. He would consistently put them within five yards.

2071
01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,680
Speaker 4: Every time he punted, he would put them on their

2072
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 4: fuck asses. So the defense was given such a head

2073
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:06,120
Speaker 4: start every time they were playing consistently. I mean, if

2074
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:07,599
Speaker 4: you look at his stats, I gear you could pull

2075
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 4: him up and you'd be like, his stats are through

2076
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 4: the fucking roof.

2077
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 1: Guy knows placement on a fucking ball. Yeah. And it

2078
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,120
Speaker 1: was so fun.

2079
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,640
Speaker 4: Because he'd come out and me and my buddy Eric

2080
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:17,880
Speaker 4: Crews would be like, it's our guy and we and

2081
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 4: it was like not everyone roots for a punter, but

2082
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,719
Speaker 4: made it so much fun to root for a punter.

2083
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,679
Speaker 4: And then when he got traded, I got so bummed.

2084
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 4: I was like, where do you go? They fucking got him,

2085
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:29,639
Speaker 4: moved him any more a free agency?

2086
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 1: Now, will you guys look up where he's at?

2087
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's it's but having being a fan of

2088
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 4: a team is so much fun because.

2089
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:39,759
Speaker 1: I think as players, you lose that, like you lose

2090
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: the understanding of Like when I grew up, I was

2091
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:43,880
Speaker 1: never a fan of sports teams, and I was like

2092
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 1: a fan of John l Way and the Broncos when

2093
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 1: they were good in like ninety seven, ninety eight, whatever

2094
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 1: that was.

2095
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:51,040
Speaker 4: Wait, how great? I mean, let's for two seconds, how

2096
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 4: great were early?

2097
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 5: So?

2098
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 4: I mean for me, I was in Florida Sunday nights

2099
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:59,000
Speaker 4: when when the sun was setting over my High stadium

2100
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,040
Speaker 4: and it was the two minutes morning and Elway was

2101
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,040
Speaker 4: taking him down the field and your mom.

2102
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 2: Was like, hey, dinner's ready. You're like one second, mom,

2103
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 2: one second.

2104
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 4: That energy of John went Elway those Sunday nights of

2105
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,799
Speaker 4: the fucking two minutes. They're three points down and Elway's

2106
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,479
Speaker 4: got the ball in the eleven and he's like and

2107
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,160
Speaker 4: you're like, and he's in the shotgun and you're like.

2108
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: Fucking that made that made your Monday.

2109
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,320
Speaker 4: Because you show up at school and be like, did

2110
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 4: you see fucking the Broncos? And it seemed like every him.

2111
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,759
Speaker 4: And the only guy I ever compared to John Elway

2112
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:30,240
Speaker 4: too was Charlie Ward. Charlie Ward when he touched the

2113
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:33,680
Speaker 4: ball playing for FSU, every time.

2114
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,639
Speaker 2: You knew he was going to succeed.

2115
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:37,959
Speaker 4: That's when we won the national championship third and seventeen.

2116
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 4: You're like, Charlie Ward's got this. That guy was so

2117
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,559
Speaker 4: fucking money every time he fucking touched the ball. But

2118
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:46,240
Speaker 4: that energy, that's fucking I said to my daughter, and

2119
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 4: you know it's funny. You can't appreciate it if you're

2120
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 4: not a fan. This last playoff run was so fun

2121
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:55,680
Speaker 4: because every game in the last minute was changing back and.

2122
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:57,680
Speaker 1: Forth and that playoffs are insane this year.

2123
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:00,080
Speaker 4: And I bought my daughter's down and I go, this

2124
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:02,559
Speaker 4: is why you watched the whole game. This is why

2125
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,880
Speaker 4: you watch football, This is why you pick a team.

2126
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,360
Speaker 2: I go, this energy.

2127
01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 4: It's Sunday, the fucking sunsetting, you got a cold beer,

2128
01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 4: the fucking we don't know what's gonna happen. And oh

2129
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,560
Speaker 4: my god, and my daughters just they were like, I

2130
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,640
Speaker 4: don't get it. And I was like, I should have

2131
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,880
Speaker 4: had boys, boys.

2132
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:24,719
Speaker 1: On the fans. Talking with Mike Stunn, we were talking

2133
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 1: on like a different level of Mike was basically on

2134
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,360
Speaker 1: the on the game plan of like you need to

2135
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:31,599
Speaker 1: live your life. Let me need to live their own life.

2136
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:34,400
Speaker 4: No no, no, let me tell you. Uh no no

2137
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:41,120
Speaker 4: no no no uh uh wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills.

2138
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:44,799
Speaker 4: Uh no, no, no, no no no. The White Boys,

2139
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:48,040
Speaker 4: Cap Davis, you want to talk about how fun this is.

2140
01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 4: Check this out, Gabe Davis. Gabe Davis tweets type in

2141
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:59,479
Speaker 4: two bears one cave. Gabe Davis tweets a picture of

2142
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:05,400
Speaker 4: his cleat. Do you wo yeah? Two as in three.

2143
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 4: So Gave Davis gets these cleats made right, all this

2144
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Speaker 4: he makes my buddy Mashie, he makes. He makes our

2145
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:16,360
Speaker 4: two Barry shoe. He makes these for Gabe Davis.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,200
Speaker 4: Check the date on this. I'm not only because I

2148
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,000
Speaker 4: think you'll figure out when when when?

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01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:24,400
Speaker 2: This was? Uh no?

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01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:27,320
Speaker 4: So he makes his shoes. I guess you wear them

2151
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 4: in warm ups. It's a warm up shoe.

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01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,960
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not really sure how shoes.

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01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 1: I think you can wear like my cause my cleat,

2154
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 1: but I don't think those are my cauts, right, those

2155
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:36,000
Speaker 1: can wear those for like warm ups before a game,

2156
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,800
Speaker 1: but then you have to put on other shoes.

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01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 2: So he wears them. He wears them. We watched the.

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01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 4: Game and Tom and I are like, fucking Gabe Davis, dude,

2159
01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:46,400
Speaker 4: how cool is this? The next game, he goes and

2160
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:49,320
Speaker 4: has one of the most spectacular performances of his career.

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01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:51,599
Speaker 4: I would argue he went off against the Cheese. Yes,

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01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,639
Speaker 4: and then that they ended up losing. But he has

2163
01:28:54,960 --> 01:29:01,040
Speaker 4: a spectacular fucking yes, why don't see this? Holy shit,

2164
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 4: I haven't seen this, but but he has four tds

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01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:09,400
Speaker 4: for Buffalo and me and Tom had just become fans

2166
01:29:09,439 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 4: of his the week before, right, he's now our guy.

2167
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,439
Speaker 4: He made clean some star faces on it, where Tom's like,

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01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,080
Speaker 4: you know, Gabe Davis. I was like fuck, no, I

2169
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 4: don't fucking know anything, and he's like, dude, the guy

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01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:20,080
Speaker 4: made cleans fus and we're like fuck, so we watching

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01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 4: that week is a good game. The next week, Tom's

2172
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:24,800
Speaker 4: text me, dude, Gave Davis is going off, and we're like, fuck,

2173
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:28,280
Speaker 4: now it's our guy and we're fucking losing it. And

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01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:31,280
Speaker 4: that energy it's only akin to gambling. Like when gambling,

2175
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 4: when you put money on a game, it makes the

2176
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:34,840
Speaker 4: game so much more fun. The only thing better than

2177
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,880
Speaker 4: that is to have a guy you're invested in and

2178
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,240
Speaker 4: to be texting with a friend like dude Gave Davis

2179
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 4: is going off. Shut the fuck up. Everyone's text me

2180
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 4: Eric Cruz and you see gay Davis out there. Everyone's

2181
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:46,280
Speaker 4: talking about Gab Davis and we're fans of his now

2182
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:49,439
Speaker 4: and we're watching it and you're that energy when wait,

2183
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:51,800
Speaker 4: how often in the day do you how often in

2184
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 4: anyone's day thinking right now, no sports can't talk about

2185
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,080
Speaker 4: sports right now? How often do you go sit in

2186
01:29:56,080 --> 01:30:00,559
Speaker 4: your couch go fuck yeah? Never never, never, big never

2187
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,759
Speaker 4: you get your even when your wife tells you you're pregnant,

2188
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 4: it's not that energy of when gave Davis scores a touchdown,

2189
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 4: like it's just like, oh, Coig, it's riving a baby.

2190
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:08,280
Speaker 4: But when how.

2191
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 1: Often do you get to go.

2192
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:11,880
Speaker 2: Fuck God, damn it, go go.

2193
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:12,960
Speaker 1: Go like that energy?

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01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:15,400
Speaker 4: You get that when you're a fucking fan, When you're

2195
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:18,160
Speaker 4: a fucking fan, and he's telling me, will he's telling me, dude,

2196
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:21,280
Speaker 4: when you're a fan, Okay, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Uh,

2197
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 4: Anthony jessel Nick. I'm a fan of Anthony chessel Nicks. Right,

2198
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 4: Anthony jessel Nick does this last special and he opens

2199
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:30,160
Speaker 4: with the best joke I've ever heard in my fucking life.

2200
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:32,599
Speaker 4: In my life, I'm gonna tell you the joke. I'm sorry, Anthony,

2201
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:35,479
Speaker 4: I know I'm raping it, but he wants to play

2202
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:38,559
Speaker 4: every quick Uh yes see, if you have it, Anthony jessel.

2203
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:42,439
Speaker 5: Nicks, we's just keep this energy going, but this energy.

2204
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,680
Speaker 4: So I'm a fan of Anthony's. I love Anthony's the

2205
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:48,479
Speaker 4: greatest guy. And he he tells the joke opening joke

2206
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,160
Speaker 4: of a spout. My favorite thing on a good special

2207
01:30:50,439 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 4: is you tell me a fucking joke. You tell me

2208
01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:54,439
Speaker 4: a fucking joke. I don't want to hear where you're sitting.

2209
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,240
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear the city you're in. I

2210
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,200
Speaker 4: don't want to hear about them. I want you to

2211
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:00,200
Speaker 4: tell me a joke. That's when I know you're doing right.

2212
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:00,640
Speaker 2: And that's me.

2213
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:03,160
Speaker 1: That's my role, that's my role. Anthony Jeslin tells a joke.

2214
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 1: You come out, you don't say, hey, welcome away.

2215
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:08,000
Speaker 2: Thank you. I don't go philly.

2216
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:11,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like like I go up and I mean, I

2217
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:15,080
Speaker 4: try to have my food in my words ten first words.

2218
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 4: There's a joke coming out of my mouth. Yeah, you

2219
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,559
Speaker 4: do not care anything but get drinking and telling secrets.

2220
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,960
Speaker 4: Secret time. Sometimes when I wipe my ass, I spin

2221
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:23,680
Speaker 4: on the toilet paper. It's called a Misissippi wht wipe

2222
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:26,080
Speaker 4: Secret time, Serie time. Sometimes the other shower, I draw

2223
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,360
Speaker 4: my ass on the bed boom, Secret time, ser your time.

2224
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:30,200
Speaker 4: When my phone was an orgasm. She looks like Elvis

2225
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:33,080
Speaker 4: sect time. All right, and then we're in right, three

2226
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,880
Speaker 4: jokes right there. Boom boom, boom boom, And I hope

2227
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:38,200
Speaker 4: that the feeling I give you is if you're a

2228
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:39,760
Speaker 4: fan of mine, you go boom burnt.

2229
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:40,280
Speaker 2: Did it again?

2230
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,679
Speaker 4: Oh and we got a good special, honey, hip pause,

2231
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,920
Speaker 4: get a cocktail. Let's light it up, turn the lights down.

2232
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,240
Speaker 4: Fuck you know what, Let's save this, save this for tonight,

2233
01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:49,320
Speaker 4: late night. That's what I want when you watch my

2234
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:52,000
Speaker 4: special Anthony Jeslyll It tells his first fucking joke.

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01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 1: Do you find it?

2236
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:56,040
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you the joke. He says.

2237
01:31:56,160 --> 01:32:00,799
Speaker 4: Uh, my friend's married. My friend is married to a woman.

2238
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:04,439
Speaker 4: Uh oh, yep, this is This is the best fucking joke.

2239
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 2: Turn it up.

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01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:08,800
Speaker 1: This is this is funny. This friend's life is born again.

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01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,679
Speaker 2: Christians, hit pause, hit pause, hit pause.

2242
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:14,600
Speaker 1: Uh, ladies, jolemen. I know we're we're interrupting again, and

2243
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,960
Speaker 1: it's fucking pissing everybody off. But here's the deal. If

2244
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday and you're watching part one, if it's Thursday

2245
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,479
Speaker 1: and you're watching part two right now, in between those

2246
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:24,600
Speaker 1: two right here, like my noses. Merch is dropping. We

2247
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,640
Speaker 1: got hats, we got t shirts, we got everything is

2248
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:30,519
Speaker 1: dropping on our website. It's new, it's beautiful. You're gonna

2249
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,720
Speaker 1: love it. Please enjoy the rest of the show. Whether

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01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,479
Speaker 1: it's you can buy us tomorrow or you could have

2251
01:32:34,479 --> 01:32:36,920
Speaker 1: bought this yesterday. Please enjoy the rest of the show.

2252
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,519
Speaker 1: Love you so much, big Hugstanny kisses this.

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01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,439
Speaker 4: You got put in context. The special opens Ladies and Gentlemen,

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01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,400
Speaker 4: Anthony jess Nick. We are talking ten seconds into especially

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01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:47,959
Speaker 4: he tells.

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01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: This joke right right. His best friend's wife is a

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01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 1: borning and Christian hit play and we get a.

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01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 6: Terrible influence on her husband because her what did he

2259
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:12,200
Speaker 6: call you a bitch? He did not use the word.

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01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:28,000
Speaker 6: Did he call you a cut? I said, Well, then

2261
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 6: he didn't hear it from me?

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01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:35,599
Speaker 1: Fucking I hit pause, I go make a cocktail.

2263
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:37,360
Speaker 2: I got something to do for the next hour.

2264
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's my guy, I like, I love, I

2265
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 4: love being a fan of something. And it's and it's

2266
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,559
Speaker 4: the coolest thing to hear your perspective because you guys

2267
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:48,400
Speaker 4: are so into weeds on it. But like it's the dude,

2268
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:50,800
Speaker 4: I mean, you guys have so many fans of this

2269
01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:53,800
Speaker 4: podcast that when they watch you on the weekend, they're

2270
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,519
Speaker 4: seeing so much more than you think. They're seeing so

2271
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,439
Speaker 4: much more. And that's why I think, and when we

2272
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:01,439
Speaker 4: get back to the very beginning of this podcast, you're like,

2273
01:34:01,439 --> 01:34:04,360
Speaker 4: what got you to this podcast? It was that I'm

2274
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,280
Speaker 4: seeing a different side of two guys that I would

2275
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:08,759
Speaker 4: normally see. Same with Pat McAfee. I'm seeing a different

2276
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,800
Speaker 4: side of them. They're opening up a part of the

2277
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:14,479
Speaker 4: personality that they wouldn't they're only sharing with their teammates

2278
01:34:14,479 --> 01:34:17,000
Speaker 4: and their family, they're sharing it with us, and it's like,

2279
01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 4: holy shit, man, that's cool as fuck.

2280
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:21,519
Speaker 2: Like and that's when I say they get it.

2281
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 4: It's like, you have no idea, Like what what a

2282
01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:27,559
Speaker 4: connection you have with the people watching this? You're you're

2283
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:31,000
Speaker 4: you guys drop names casually because you know them, but

2284
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:33,120
Speaker 4: everyone else is like, oh, shut shut the fuck up

2285
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:38,599
Speaker 4: for real, Like it's my favorite thing about about life

2286
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:42,680
Speaker 4: is for real, is getting into something, really getting into it,

2287
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:46,919
Speaker 4: like whether it be watches or bull mastiffs or or cars,

2288
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 4: or begetting into it, getting Passionate's why we started Two

2289
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,720
Speaker 4: Bears Racing because Tom is so into racing, and I

2290
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,840
Speaker 4: thought passion begets passion. You talked to Tom about when I

2291
01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 4: talk about Tom, that race car. You know, the first

2292
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 4: person he called his racing coach, not his wife, his

2293
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:03,160
Speaker 4: racing coach and said, look what I got for my birthday.

2294
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:06,360
Speaker 4: It's like a child. I was like, fuck, yeah, man,

2295
01:35:06,479 --> 01:35:08,320
Speaker 4: it's awesome. And then he called me that night and

2296
01:35:08,320 --> 01:35:10,559
Speaker 4: he goes, hey, I'm with my boys. Can you send

2297
01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:11,960
Speaker 4: me some pictures of the car. I don't have any

2298
01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 4: on my phone. I want to show them what I got.

2299
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:16,240
Speaker 4: And I hear them fast sticks send pictures. Now they

2300
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:18,920
Speaker 4: call me fast sticks. Yeah, So I send, and so

2301
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:22,920
Speaker 4: I send pictures and but that. But Tom's a fan

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01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,320
Speaker 4: of racing. He loves that shit. So to watch that

2303
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:28,360
Speaker 4: kind of swell in him, it's fun to see and

2304
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:30,280
Speaker 4: it's fun to be a part of, man. And that's

2305
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:31,920
Speaker 4: what I will go back to the old school. Rogan

2306
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,519
Speaker 4: is you hit up just fans of the podcast, and

2307
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:36,759
Speaker 4: you just talk about shit you like talking about.

2308
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:38,400
Speaker 2: You know, it's the coolest thing.

2309
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:40,599
Speaker 4: I love being a fan and I'm glad I found

2310
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,120
Speaker 4: you guys to be a fan of God.

2311
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:45,040
Speaker 1: That's fucking dude. You fired us up like nothing other

2312
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:48,439
Speaker 1: just now. I was unbelievable because there's so many people

2313
01:35:48,439 --> 01:35:51,360
Speaker 1: that take that, take that for granted. Us included, absolutely,

2314
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,840
Speaker 1: we take that for granted, and we don't know because

2315
01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:56,320
Speaker 1: you're so conditioned to focus on the next thing, next day,

2316
01:35:56,360 --> 01:35:58,040
Speaker 1: next thing all the time that you forget to be

2317
01:35:58,080 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: present where you're at. Yeah.

2318
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:02,920
Speaker 2: My wife gave me a great quote one time about.

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01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,680
Speaker 4: Because there's a week, you can get focused on that,

2320
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,320
Speaker 4: and you also get focused on humility and like I

2321
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:10,800
Speaker 4: don't want to I don't want to flash too much

2322
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:13,200
Speaker 4: or whatever. I don't want to, you know, live my

2323
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:15,280
Speaker 4: life too bright or whatever. And my wife gave me

2324
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:17,799
Speaker 4: a great quote and I read it to Ari Shafer

2325
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 4: because Ari is always about like not putting your life

2326
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:23,360
Speaker 4: out on Instagram. Like, do you know who Jack Whitehall is.

2327
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:27,960
Speaker 4: He's a comedian. He's very talented. He did a show

2328
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 4: on Netflix called Traveling with My Father. I think it's

2329
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:32,519
Speaker 4: really good.

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01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:33,479
Speaker 2: Dude.

2331
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:35,680
Speaker 4: I looked at his Instagram today. I pull up his

2332
01:36:35,760 --> 01:36:39,680
Speaker 4: Instagram and I know I know him, like I think

2333
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:42,400
Speaker 4: I've met him and with whatever. I looked at his

2334
01:36:42,479 --> 01:36:44,800
Speaker 4: Instagram and I was like, I want to beat him.

2335
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:48,360
Speaker 4: Go scroll down of like like like, look at it.

2336
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:50,240
Speaker 4: There's him at the super Bowl, like everything he does.

2337
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:52,040
Speaker 4: Look at him and his chick. His chick is one

2338
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,600
Speaker 4: of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my

2339
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:57,559
Speaker 4: fucking life. And like, he just lives this really cool life.

2340
01:36:57,600 --> 01:36:59,960
Speaker 4: And what he's doing is he's allowing himself to show

2341
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 4: and not being humble or being like He's like, this

2342
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,720
Speaker 4: is what I do, this is my life, and this

2343
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:07,760
Speaker 4: is my authentic representation of it as a dude sitting

2344
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:09,800
Speaker 4: on a tour bus throwing up in his throat last

2345
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 4: night all night I see my new thing. I was

2346
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:15,200
Speaker 4: sitting there and I was like, goddamn it, man, I

2347
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:17,360
Speaker 4: fucking like Jack Why. He's funny as fucking shit. He's

2348
01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:19,599
Speaker 4: a fucking Hilaiero's comic. And I was like, I like him.

2349
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:21,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna follow him. I don't even know

2350
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:23,800
Speaker 4: if he follows me. I'm gonna follow him, and man,

2351
01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 4: I hope I get to meet him. He seems like

2352
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:28,000
Speaker 4: a really cool dude. But that's all that, you know,

2353
01:37:28,479 --> 01:37:30,160
Speaker 4: It's all that being a fan is. And then when

2354
01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:32,400
Speaker 4: he sells his next book, I'm gonna be like, oh,

2355
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:33,880
Speaker 4: I get it. Like Colin Quinn writes a book, I

2356
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:35,160
Speaker 4: buy it. I love Colin Quinn.

2357
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:39,439
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's unbelievable, dude. What a unique perspective to

2358
01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:41,519
Speaker 1: have on something from somebody that has done so much

2359
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:42,599
Speaker 1: and has lots of fans.

2360
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:45,960
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, thank you. I think.

2361
01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:48,040
Speaker 4: I think I that's one of the things that I'm

2362
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:51,519
Speaker 4: very accessible, like, I'm way too accessible. And I think

2363
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:53,960
Speaker 4: one of the reasons is is because I see myself

2364
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,920
Speaker 4: as them in the audience, because that would be me.

2365
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:56,600
Speaker 2: It was me.

2366
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,679
Speaker 4: I would go see comics like the place I'm forming

2367
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:03,080
Speaker 4: out to an the Ryman I was at probably six

2368
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:05,200
Speaker 4: seven years ago, and I was Slarry the Cable Guy,

2369
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 4: and Angela Johnson there, Me and Nate Bargozzi and Ri

2370
01:38:07,439 --> 01:38:10,320
Speaker 4: Shafear went and watched them, and I had a very

2371
01:38:10,320 --> 01:38:13,600
Speaker 4: different perspective than both of those guys. Nates was, I

2372
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:16,760
Speaker 4: mean this respectfully, but Nates was, I'll be here one day.

2373
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:20,479
Speaker 4: Nate very confidently knows how talented he is. And I

2374
01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:23,680
Speaker 4: don't mean that he's not arrogant. He knows he is

2375
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:27,200
Speaker 4: extremely talented, and he knows he's not dirty, and he

2376
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:31,360
Speaker 4: knows that he knows, he really knows everyone should like him.

2377
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:34,240
Speaker 4: He knows that and he's not wrong. Everyone should like

2378
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:39,439
Speaker 4: Nate Bargotzi. He is fucking undeniable. He is hilarious. Ari's

2379
01:38:39,439 --> 01:38:42,680
Speaker 4: perspective is I'll never perform here. That was as perspective.

2380
01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:45,800
Speaker 4: My perspective was, why do you think his was like that,

2381
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 4: that's not me. Oddly enough, I already performed there the

2382
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:50,840
Speaker 4: other night, but really, yeah, oddly enough. But he just

2383
01:38:50,880 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 4: was like, don't care about it, don't need it.

2384
01:38:53,120 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 2: It's not me, it's not my books.

2385
01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:56,760
Speaker 4: Don't care, don't need money, don't need fame, don't need fans,

2386
01:38:56,760 --> 01:38:58,679
Speaker 4: don't need anything. All I want to do is comedy.

2387
01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:00,800
Speaker 4: Don't give a fuck about any of the trappings. That's sorry,

2388
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:03,120
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about it. I just not

2389
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:06,720
Speaker 4: on my not on my radar. Really, I sat there

2390
01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:10,200
Speaker 4: and I thought, I thought, how do I get here?

2391
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,320
Speaker 4: Like I remember thinking I wonder if I will perform here?

2392
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:16,320
Speaker 4: And then I remember like meeting Angela. Angel Johnson has

2393
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:18,519
Speaker 4: this great nail salon bit that like made her really famous.

2394
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:20,280
Speaker 4: But I remember saying to God, I was like, God,

2395
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:23,360
Speaker 4: give me one bit. I'll milk it for my If

2396
01:39:23,400 --> 01:39:25,080
Speaker 4: you're telling me that the only way I get here

2397
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:26,320
Speaker 4: is I gotta tell the machine story.

2398
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,800
Speaker 2: Down the show in a fucking heart beat.

2399
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:30,760
Speaker 4: I get to do an hour from original material and

2400
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,600
Speaker 4: then tell the machine give it to me. Then we

2401
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:36,160
Speaker 4: go backstage, meet Larry the cable guy. Cable guys like, hey,

2402
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,600
Speaker 4: let's have a beer and bullshit once talk comedy. But

2403
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,200
Speaker 4: I got a private jet to cash and I was like,

2404
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:43,559
Speaker 4: can you imagine getting on a private jet after a

2405
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:47,000
Speaker 4: show at the Ryman? And then I come here and

2406
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:49,320
Speaker 4: I do one show at the grand old Opry two

2407
01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:52,519
Speaker 4: with the Ryman. Next time I'll be at the fucking

2408
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:55,599
Speaker 4: bridge Stone and private jets are and then I go.

2409
01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:57,639
Speaker 2: Man, if I think if I.

2410
01:39:57,560 --> 01:40:01,639
Speaker 4: Didn't appreciate for me, if I was the negative guy,

2411
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,000
Speaker 4: or if I was for me, if I was confident,

2412
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:06,000
Speaker 4: I would never have gotten there. I need to really

2413
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,599
Speaker 4: appreciate the moment and go. I'll do whatever I can

2414
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:10,320
Speaker 4: to get here. I can see it from this side

2415
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 4: of the fence right now, Like it's like do you

2416
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,880
Speaker 4: ever see like do you ever see like guys that

2417
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:20,439
Speaker 4: I don't know. A A D is his name, ab

2418
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:23,520
Speaker 4: A B. I don't know him Brown, I don't know him.

2419
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:28,799
Speaker 4: He strikes me as someone who maybe takes some stuff

2420
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:32,960
Speaker 4: for granted. And I look at someone like myself who

2421
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:35,840
Speaker 4: made success later in his career, where I go, I'll

2422
01:40:35,880 --> 01:40:38,400
Speaker 4: never take anything for granted, Like and I know guys

2423
01:40:38,439 --> 01:40:40,840
Speaker 4: that got success very early on and they took it

2424
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,400
Speaker 4: for granted and then they just kind of went away.

2425
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:45,479
Speaker 4: And I imagine that would be what you guys see

2426
01:40:45,479 --> 01:40:47,840
Speaker 4: in the NFL as like dudes who have been in

2427
01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 4: the hustle all the time, always struggling to make sure

2428
01:40:51,439 --> 01:40:54,679
Speaker 4: they make the team, always struggling, always training, always trying

2429
01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:56,720
Speaker 4: to make sure that they make the cut, and they

2430
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,920
Speaker 4: never take it for granted. Like that's what I and

2431
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:01,760
Speaker 4: I think that's the closest thing I am to that

2432
01:41:01,840 --> 01:41:04,760
Speaker 4: and that comes from the fans. Shit, you know really? Yeah, yeah,

2433
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,479
Speaker 4: I was, dude, I was. I told you I was

2434
01:41:06,479 --> 01:41:08,559
Speaker 4: at the bottom of my career. Thomas making more money

2435
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 4: than I was. I was fucking I didn't have any

2436
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,400
Speaker 4: tour days and I had to figure it out on

2437
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:17,040
Speaker 4: my own. And trust me when I say there's a

2438
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:19,799
Speaker 4: thing called survivor's remorse.

2439
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,439
Speaker 2: It's meant for like guys to go.

2440
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:24,640
Speaker 4: To war and they come home and lay in their

2441
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,400
Speaker 4: pool and they have a hard time enjoying it because

2442
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:28,000
Speaker 4: they remember all the guys that didn't get to come

2443
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:30,120
Speaker 4: home and go to the pool. Well, you can get that,

2444
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:31,680
Speaker 4: and you probably can get it in the NFL. I'm

2445
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:33,680
Speaker 4: certain you can. I'm certain you can, and I know

2446
01:41:33,720 --> 01:41:36,160
Speaker 4: you can get it in comedy because when I was

2447
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:38,600
Speaker 4: dead and I wasn't going anywhere and I was like,

2448
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:40,439
Speaker 4: I don't know how I'm gonna fucking make money.

2449
01:41:40,240 --> 01:41:40,959
Speaker 2: In this business.

2450
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 4: I would be at the store and you'd watch people

2451
01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:46,360
Speaker 4: talk to you and go like this, like look over

2452
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,120
Speaker 4: your shoulder, and you be in the middle of sentence

2453
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,479
Speaker 4: and they'd be like, oh, hey, Chris Rock, what's up,

2454
01:41:50,479 --> 01:41:51,920
Speaker 4: and then just leave you in the middle of sentence,

2455
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:54,559
Speaker 4: and you'd be like, I guess I have no currency

2456
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:55,200
Speaker 4: with this person.

2457
01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm not famous. I remember that happening to me a lot.

2458
01:41:58,720 --> 01:42:01,120
Speaker 4: And then you pop and become the guy that everyone

2459
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:04,320
Speaker 4: looks you in the eye and you see them talk

2460
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,800
Speaker 4: to your buddy who you were always here and here

2461
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:08,599
Speaker 4: with they're talking to them, and then they do it

2462
01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:12,320
Speaker 4: for you and you go, oh, fuck, man, I was

2463
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:15,880
Speaker 4: that guy a year ago now in this guy, but

2464
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:17,720
Speaker 4: I could have always been this guy. That guy was

2465
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:20,800
Speaker 4: my career, and so I'm sure you guys have to

2466
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:22,920
Speaker 4: see that in the NFL, but we see it in

2467
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:24,400
Speaker 4: the in comedy.

2468
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:27,120
Speaker 2: It's like people look past you all the time. It's Hollywood.

2469
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:28,680
Speaker 1: They don't give anything that has to do is like

2470
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:31,800
Speaker 1: celebrity status, anything that puts you or people want to

2471
01:42:31,840 --> 01:42:34,600
Speaker 1: be one hundred percent. That happens all the time. Like

2472
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:37,000
Speaker 1: Derrick Henry. If Derek Henry is walking behind me or

2473
01:42:37,080 --> 01:42:39,479
Speaker 1: running back, whoever I'm talking to is no longer just

2474
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:42,000
Speaker 1: did what I'm talking to them about. They are on

2475
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:45,439
Speaker 1: him a J. Ryan like it's it's really like that.

2476
01:42:45,840 --> 01:42:48,200
Speaker 1: But how do you think when you when you were

2477
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:50,400
Speaker 1: at that point in your life where it's like, all right,

2478
01:42:50,479 --> 01:42:52,679
Speaker 1: Tom's doing so much better than I am. I'm getting

2479
01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:54,960
Speaker 1: paid two thousand things. You're doing a lot of stuff,

2480
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:58,519
Speaker 1: but there's not a lot coming from it. Like what changes,

2481
01:42:58,680 --> 01:43:00,760
Speaker 1: like dramatic changes? Did you have to like right away

2482
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:03,640
Speaker 1: that someone who's listening could be like, that's what I

2483
01:43:03,680 --> 01:43:04,040
Speaker 1: gotta do.

2484
01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'll tell you.

2485
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:08,360
Speaker 4: I said this to someone, said this is someone the

2486
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:11,400
Speaker 4: other day They were they were like, what am I

2487
01:43:11,479 --> 01:43:13,800
Speaker 4: doing wrong that you didn't do? And I said, first

2488
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:16,559
Speaker 4: of all, you're with me, like you're I would never

2489
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:17,120
Speaker 4: have been with me.

2490
01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:17,680
Speaker 2: I would have.

2491
01:43:18,160 --> 01:43:21,760
Speaker 4: I would have I never turned my fucking brain off.

2492
01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:27,120
Speaker 4: I was obsessed. I was obsessed about every aspect of

2493
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:30,160
Speaker 4: stand up comedy. I was obsessive about jokes. I was

2494
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:33,400
Speaker 4: obsessive about stage time. I was obsessed with about content.

2495
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:35,920
Speaker 4: I was obsessive about ideas I would.

2496
01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:36,840
Speaker 2: And I and I.

2497
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:39,640
Speaker 4: The other thing is I didn't listen to anyone. I

2498
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:42,560
Speaker 4: started listening to myself. Perfect example, I wanted to do

2499
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:44,799
Speaker 4: a dance video. I wanted to do a dance challenge

2500
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:47,400
Speaker 4: for so Brocktober one year, and Rogan was like, I

2501
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:50,519
Speaker 4: think it's stupid, and and then Ari and Tom are like, yeah,

2502
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:52,080
Speaker 4: I want to do it. And I was like okay,

2503
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:53,960
Speaker 4: and I was like I still think it's a good idea.

2504
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,000
Speaker 4: So I took dance lessons from a hip hop dancer

2505
01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:58,559
Speaker 4: and I did a dance video and I promoted my

2506
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:02,760
Speaker 4: tour dates on the side, and I sold out every show, immediately,

2507
01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:05,720
Speaker 4: added second shows, sold out all of them. I was

2508
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:08,640
Speaker 4: obsessed with it. I was just like like, yeah, this

2509
01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:12,519
Speaker 4: is the video. I did this video and then and

2510
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:16,120
Speaker 4: this is the interesting story is that I was obsessed

2511
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:18,439
Speaker 4: about I was obsessed about selling tickets.

2512
01:44:18,760 --> 01:44:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is uh Glazer.

2513
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:23,519
Speaker 4: I was obsessed with selling tickets and I and I

2514
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:25,559
Speaker 4: I just wouldn't stop thinking.

2515
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:26,479
Speaker 2: I had a million ideas.

2516
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:26,920
Speaker 1: I and I.

2517
01:44:27,439 --> 01:44:30,920
Speaker 4: I never sat back and enjoyed the roses and smelled them.

2518
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:33,040
Speaker 4: I just was going, like, I got a tour coming up,

2519
01:44:33,080 --> 01:44:34,639
Speaker 4: how do I sell tickets? And I was like, it's

2520
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 4: gotta It's gotta be something. It can't just be like

2521
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:39,000
Speaker 4: hey guys, Cause hey guys, I got a brand new tour.

2522
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:39,439
Speaker 1: Come out of there.

2523
01:44:39,479 --> 01:44:41,320
Speaker 2: I go, I want to. I want to razzle dazzle it.

2524
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:41,680
Speaker 2: I want to.

2525
01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:43,640
Speaker 4: So I rese out this girl. My daughter and I

2526
01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:46,160
Speaker 4: liked her dancing. D Glazer and my daughters and I

2527
01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:48,479
Speaker 4: would past video. She's a great dancer. I said, hey,

2528
01:44:48,560 --> 01:44:50,360
Speaker 4: how much would it cost me to coach me in dancing?

2529
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:52,760
Speaker 4: She goes twelve hundred bucks. I said great, So we went,

2530
01:44:53,080 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 4: we designed a dance, we did a dance. We shot

2531
01:44:55,280 --> 01:45:00,160
Speaker 4: this in two takes. I posted it, uh and it

2532
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:04,760
Speaker 4: went it blew up, and immediately my agent called me

2533
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:06,880
Speaker 4: and he goes, we just sold out your whole tour.

2534
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:09,160
Speaker 4: It was like fifteen minutes after I posted it. It's

2535
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:11,880
Speaker 4: like fucking six hundred thousand views fifteen minutes after I

2536
01:45:11,960 --> 01:45:14,559
Speaker 4: mean like took off. He's like, we sold out your

2537
01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:17,400
Speaker 4: whole tour. We're adding second shows. Second shows sell out.

2538
01:45:17,439 --> 01:45:20,200
Speaker 4: The next day. He goes, hey, we're gonna add third shows.

2539
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:22,639
Speaker 4: Four shows. We add third and four shows. Go ahead

2540
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:29,680
Speaker 4: and play the video. It's it's just very simple. The

2541
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:33,040
Speaker 4: best part of this video. The best part of this

2542
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:35,760
Speaker 4: video is Tom sees it.

2543
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:38,840
Speaker 1: Bro Tom's and look cloud bike is so funny.

2544
01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:40,120
Speaker 2: And so Tom does this.

2545
01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,040
Speaker 1: Tom. I tell you know, Tom and I share everything.

2546
01:45:42,040 --> 01:45:42,439
Speaker 1: I tell him.

2547
01:45:42,479 --> 01:45:44,479
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I sold out all my tour days

2548
01:45:44,520 --> 01:45:46,479
Speaker 4: and he was like, you're fucking serious. I was like, yeah,

2549
01:45:46,479 --> 01:45:48,240
Speaker 4: I sold out everything, all the all the dates roll

2550
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:51,200
Speaker 4: at the end of this sold everything. And he was like, hum.

2551
01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:58,639
Speaker 4: So Tom spends sixty thousand dollars when I say, no problem,

2552
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:02,439
Speaker 4: sell money. Make this video all right?

2553
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:04,640
Speaker 1: I put this. I got to hear it.

2554
01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:12,360
Speaker 4: There's no music right now, hip pause. So a fucking

2555
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:15,840
Speaker 4: two weeks before this video comes out, he says to

2556
01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:18,719
Speaker 4: me him, man, I want to change up our profile

2557
01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:20,160
Speaker 4: picture online.

2558
01:46:20,280 --> 01:46:22,160
Speaker 2: Is it cool? We're both gonna do this? Is it cool?

2559
01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:24,719
Speaker 4: If this guy romy shoots some pictures of your face,

2560
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:27,360
Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, sure, and he goes all right, cool.

2561
01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:29,640
Speaker 4: So I go out and I stand up to this

2562
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:31,360
Speaker 4: thing and they don't even put a mike. They put

2563
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:32,960
Speaker 4: a mic call me. It's not even connected to anything.

2564
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:35,840
Speaker 4: I didn't even notice. And he goes all right, look sad,

2565
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:38,479
Speaker 4: and I'm like and then like, look like you got stabbed.

2566
01:46:38,479 --> 01:46:40,599
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I do all.

2567
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:43,960
Speaker 4: The fucking deep fake for this without knowing I was

2568
01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:45,800
Speaker 4: doing it for him, and I did all of that.

2569
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,080
Speaker 4: I sat there for an hour doing all these faces,

2570
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:51,360
Speaker 4: thinking we're doing promos for two bears, and then he

2571
01:46:51,400 --> 01:46:52,400
Speaker 4: fucking plays it for me.

2572
01:46:52,479 --> 01:46:55,720
Speaker 2: I go, you fucking kunt I go, that is me.

2573
01:46:55,960 --> 01:47:01,960
Speaker 4: I did all these like oh, and so that's me.

2574
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,880
Speaker 4: It's someone else's body with my face on it. Sold

2575
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:11,880
Speaker 4: out everything. He did not sold out everything everything immediately.

2576
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, that's fucking hilarious.

2577
01:47:14,479 --> 01:47:16,640
Speaker 4: But it's like it's like that's when when you know,

2578
01:47:17,360 --> 01:47:20,040
Speaker 4: you know, obviously you know. When I was at that point,

2579
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:23,320
Speaker 4: I remember I remember being like everything was it was.

2580
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:25,120
Speaker 4: It cannibalized my life a little bit, but I was like,

2581
01:47:25,120 --> 01:47:27,479
Speaker 4: everything is this about this business? Everything is about this career,

2582
01:47:27,520 --> 01:47:31,360
Speaker 4: everything's about everything. I'm never turning it off. I'm only

2583
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:34,320
Speaker 4: thinking about ideas and how can I make things better

2584
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:37,800
Speaker 4: and focusing on my podcast. And I was doing it

2585
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:41,479
Speaker 4: all myself too, making videos, editing videos, promo videos like

2586
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,960
Speaker 4: I was exhausting to my daughters. I did this video,

2587
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:45,720
Speaker 4: I'd like come up to him and be like I do,

2588
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 4: I'd sell I have this one video. I don't see

2589
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:51,280
Speaker 4: if you can site type in Burt American flag, but

2590
01:47:51,360 --> 01:47:53,439
Speaker 4: I had. I came out. I mean, this is like

2591
01:47:53,560 --> 01:47:56,160
Speaker 4: right after school, like everyone stopped doing homework. George, I

2592
01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:59,040
Speaker 4: need you to operate a drone. Love, I need you

2593
01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:04,040
Speaker 4: to hold a air blower, Leanne. I need you to

2594
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,360
Speaker 4: put the hose on Misted and then Georgia pulled the

2595
01:48:07,439 --> 01:48:09,599
Speaker 4: drone back and then rise up and then we'll put

2596
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:13,200
Speaker 4: tour dates and and it. And my kids are like,

2597
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:14,720
Speaker 4: are you fucking kidding me?

2598
01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:16,160
Speaker 1: That's fucking wild.

2599
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:19,920
Speaker 4: It's an American fight. I mean, I just it was,

2600
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:22,439
Speaker 4: but I was obsessed with it. And I think once

2601
01:48:22,479 --> 01:48:25,400
Speaker 4: you beat and that's not it, but once you become

2602
01:48:25,439 --> 01:48:27,200
Speaker 4: obsessed with it, I mean, it's the only way to succeed.

2603
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:28,559
Speaker 2: I think you should have to be obsessed with it.

2604
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:30,280
Speaker 4: Have to be everything in your life and that and

2605
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:32,800
Speaker 4: either whether it's writing jokes or promoting tour dates or

2606
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:34,559
Speaker 4: thinking about things that would pop.

2607
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:35,880
Speaker 2: I think you've got to be obsessed with it.

2608
01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:37,320
Speaker 1: And if you're not, does your family life go when

2609
01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:39,040
Speaker 1: you're that obsessed with it? I don't know.

2610
01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,599
Speaker 4: It was kind of like it was good, I guess.

2611
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,400
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm certain we pay. I'm certain I'm fucking

2612
01:48:45,439 --> 01:48:48,080
Speaker 4: paid for it. But like they were like there were

2613
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:49,960
Speaker 4: times it was fun. Like I had to promote tour

2614
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,840
Speaker 4: dates in Australia and so I got a big inflatable

2615
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:54,400
Speaker 4: thing and I was like, I'll do a thing where

2616
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 4: I fly down the inflatable thing and I fall off

2617
01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:59,280
Speaker 4: and then and then uh, I'll kill a beer and

2618
01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:01,599
Speaker 4: all to have the kids going to Ozzy Auzzy Oi Oi.

2619
01:49:01,920 --> 01:49:03,120
Speaker 4: And I was like I did that and I sold

2620
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:05,680
Speaker 4: out Australia, but like yeah, yeah, but it was like

2621
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:08,880
Speaker 4: it was about coming out with promos constantly, like the

2622
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:11,360
Speaker 4: body shots tour is this is a great one. This

2623
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:14,040
Speaker 4: is at a fucking this is with all our families,

2624
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:16,400
Speaker 4: we should be having dinner together. I put them all on,

2625
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 4: all the kids in my tour shirts, and then I

2626
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,840
Speaker 4: just got on roller skates, my buddy, my wife's shooting

2627
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:22,679
Speaker 4: it out of the back of a truck.

2628
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:31,920
Speaker 2: My buddy, Stephen Prompkin's driving sold it out.

2629
01:49:32,439 --> 01:49:34,880
Speaker 4: And so but it's like, but imagine how what it's

2630
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:36,439
Speaker 4: like to go to dinner with dad over your friend's

2631
01:49:36,439 --> 01:49:38,120
Speaker 4: house and I've got a speed on roller skates and

2632
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:40,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, hey, everyone put on these shirts, get

2633
01:49:40,439 --> 01:49:42,160
Speaker 4: on your skateboards, get on your bikes, let's do it.

2634
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:43,280
Speaker 2: And the kids loved it.

2635
01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:44,840
Speaker 1: The kids were I mean, the kids are always getting

2636
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:48,519
Speaker 1: low key, pulling away from everybody too. They get on

2637
01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:50,880
Speaker 1: the skateboard, was next to you when it started, Yeah,

2638
01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:51,720
Speaker 1: getting high.

2639
01:49:52,120 --> 01:49:54,120
Speaker 4: So I but I was obsessed with it and I'm

2640
01:49:54,120 --> 01:49:56,360
Speaker 4: still obsessed with it, you know, Like we're going out

2641
01:49:56,520 --> 01:49:58,320
Speaker 4: I'm doing I haven't announced it. Yep, I'm doing Red

2642
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:00,200
Speaker 4: Rocks again. I haven't announced so I guess I didn

2643
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:03,400
Speaker 4: announce it right now, but uh yeah, and so and

2644
01:50:03,479 --> 01:50:06,960
Speaker 4: so I'm flying from Columbus on Sunday out to Red

2645
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:09,200
Speaker 4: Rocks to shoot promos out at Red Rocks and then

2646
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,559
Speaker 4: hanging out in Colorado and shooting some shit in Colorado.

2647
01:50:11,760 --> 01:50:14,000
Speaker 4: So they have promos to promote Red Rocks you know,

2648
01:50:14,120 --> 01:50:16,720
Speaker 4: it's like that's where my head's at, and it's like

2649
01:50:16,760 --> 01:50:19,040
Speaker 4: it's it. I remember feeling guilty because I was like,

2650
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 4: I'm always working. And I remember sitting on a plane

2651
01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:23,000
Speaker 4: next to a dad that was like, hey, bro, I'm

2652
01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:25,360
Speaker 4: in the military. I was Afghanistan for two fucking years.

2653
01:50:25,640 --> 01:50:27,439
Speaker 4: I think we're good. And I was like, oh yeah,

2654
01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 4: certain dads just give up their life to fucking I mean,

2655
01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:31,920
Speaker 4: that's what you gotta do. You gotta work, you know.

2656
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:34,080
Speaker 4: And I I'm cool with my kids and my wife

2657
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:36,519
Speaker 4: were all cool. They get it, but their dad leaves

2658
01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 4: for a month. I saw them the other night. I said,

2659
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:41,479
Speaker 4: I'm out for a month. I love you guys, and

2660
01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:43,280
Speaker 4: they're like, I love you too. And you just go

2661
01:50:43,360 --> 01:50:44,720
Speaker 4: for a month and you're on the road, you're on tour,

2662
01:50:44,760 --> 01:50:47,759
Speaker 4: you're in a bus, you're partying. You fucking come home,

2663
01:50:48,479 --> 01:50:52,519
Speaker 4: and you get like, I'm come home. Maybe sometime within there,

2664
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:55,600
Speaker 4: I'll go to fucking Portugal or Lithuania.

2665
01:50:55,880 --> 01:50:58,320
Speaker 2: Go take some guys on the trip o Jay then

2666
01:50:58,720 --> 01:50:59,679
Speaker 2: and then uh.

2667
01:50:59,479 --> 01:51:01,759
Speaker 1: Where's that New York.

2668
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:06,360
Speaker 4: Boy? And then uh, you know, by the way, if

2669
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:07,920
Speaker 4: we do this, if we do this and you guys

2670
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:09,680
Speaker 4: go to you know, Big Cat's gonna be like.

2671
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,479
Speaker 2: What the fuck, dude?

2672
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right now for real, Yeah, Cat, there's been

2673
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:17,719
Speaker 1: a situation with Big Cat. There's a there's a group

2674
01:51:17,800 --> 01:51:20,000
Speaker 1: chat with me, Will and Big Cat in it, and

2675
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:22,479
Speaker 1: I don't know how it really began, but wait. We

2676
01:51:22,479 --> 01:51:24,360
Speaker 1: were trying to sell like for the boys t shirts

2677
01:51:24,360 --> 01:51:27,919
Speaker 1: like Michigan and Nebraska Nebraska, and Michigan was playing Wisconsin,

2678
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:30,559
Speaker 1: which is where Big Cat wins or loves, and I

2679
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,920
Speaker 1: was like, hey, if Michigan wins, you have to buy

2680
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:35,120
Speaker 1: like twenty of these shirts, something small you win. Tried

2681
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:38,000
Speaker 1: to get Dave Portnoy to help promote mission shirts, and

2682
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:40,760
Speaker 1: Dave went around. Yeah, I went around there, and we're

2683
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:42,320
Speaker 1: trying to sell things that they're gonna make money on.

2684
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:43,840
Speaker 1: David just did not respond to my tax.

2685
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,440
Speaker 5: Dave's a Michian guy, but yeah, big Cat, he's Wisconsin.

2686
01:51:46,479 --> 01:51:49,160
Speaker 5: But I tried going and get Big Cat because Big

2687
01:51:49,200 --> 01:51:51,599
Speaker 5: Cat will respond like, yeah, Dave Will.

2688
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:54,080
Speaker 1: Will play chess a lot better than me. So but

2689
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:56,080
Speaker 1: I thought, if I can get one tweet from Dave,

2690
01:51:56,240 --> 01:52:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking sell these things out, no problem. So Wisconsin,

2691
01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:03,320
Speaker 1: Wisconsin gets donkeyed by Michigan, and so we're in this

2692
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 1: group chat now like hey, you gotta pay blah blah blah,

2693
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:08,080
Speaker 1: and Big Cat decides in his mind, I'm no longer

2694
01:52:08,120 --> 01:52:10,600
Speaker 1: a part of the group chat. So he responds to

2695
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:13,519
Speaker 1: Will being, hey, Will, will you tell Taylor that album?

2696
01:52:13,520 --> 01:52:15,519
Speaker 1: I'll buy the shirts. You know, I'm not happy we lost.

2697
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm in the group chat, and so now I'm like

2698
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:19,840
Speaker 1: trying to figure out a way to like be a

2699
01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:22,800
Speaker 1: part of the conversation. Yeah, be a part of the

2700
01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:26,920
Speaker 1: conversation while like he's just blatantly ignoring me. And I'll

2701
01:52:26,960 --> 01:52:29,880
Speaker 1: be like, hey, big Cat, can we're cool right or

2702
01:52:29,880 --> 01:52:31,639
Speaker 1: something whatever. I never said that, but like I would

2703
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,519
Speaker 1: say something like that, and Bi Catt would be like,

2704
01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:36,280
Speaker 1: hey Will, I'm sure Taylor's wondering if for cool, Like

2705
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:37,800
Speaker 1: we're definitely not, you know what I'm saying like that.

2706
01:52:39,439 --> 01:52:41,960
Speaker 5: On the side, Big Kevin taking screenshot by Hey Will,

2707
01:52:41,960 --> 01:52:43,160
Speaker 5: Taylor's trying to text me outside.

2708
01:52:43,160 --> 01:52:44,560
Speaker 1: I said that, yeah, because I would text him. On

2709
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 1: the side, if I pulled up my phone of just

2710
01:52:48,240 --> 01:52:50,479
Speaker 1: me and Big Cat, it would be me texting him

2711
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:52,880
Speaker 1: and no responses because then he was screenshot and putt

2712
01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:57,080
Speaker 1: in the group chet Will. So we have Mike just

2713
01:52:57,160 --> 01:52:59,639
Speaker 1: Mike no longer Mike stud on the podcast and he's

2714
01:52:59,680 --> 01:53:09,320
Speaker 1: talking about yeah youah this there is some like overweight

2715
01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,640
Speaker 1: guy who's like a sports media guy. I don't know

2716
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:15,360
Speaker 1: his name off no no so Will so Will chaps him.

2717
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:18,080
Speaker 1: That's literally that's the clip. That's Lily the clip, and

2718
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:22,280
Speaker 1: so big Cat makes this this fucking picture that's like

2719
01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:25,479
Speaker 1: obviously photoshop, like his head, Will's had in my head

2720
01:53:25,479 --> 01:53:28,120
Speaker 1: and it's like big Cat no longer friends with Will Compton,

2721
01:53:28,560 --> 01:53:32,240
Speaker 1: best friends with Lawan. Yeah, I'll never forget this. And

2722
01:53:32,479 --> 01:53:35,040
Speaker 1: he he texts me, He's like, hey, I think you

2723
01:53:35,080 --> 01:53:36,519
Speaker 1: and I it's like time for us to team up.

2724
01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:39,519
Speaker 1: Basically fuck Will, and so I hit him back. I go, hey,

2725
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:44,280
Speaker 1: Will Bill tell big Cat, Yeah, tell Baked if you're worried,

2726
01:53:44,560 --> 01:53:47,280
Speaker 1: if he's upset with you that we're not cool, like

2727
01:53:47,840 --> 01:53:49,479
Speaker 1: where I don't want to be friends with him anymore,

2728
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:53,040
Speaker 1: something like that. The last fucking two days, forty eight

2729
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:56,479
Speaker 1: hours has been Big Cat doing so many things literally

2730
01:53:56,479 --> 01:53:57,920
Speaker 1: were it's me and Will just talking in the group

2731
01:53:57,960 --> 01:54:00,599
Speaker 1: chat without Big Cat. Now big Cat has talk about

2732
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:02,759
Speaker 1: our day to day. Big Cat goes, I'll kill myself.

2733
01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:05,200
Speaker 1: If you guys keep doing this, we keep doing this.

2734
01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:08,000
Speaker 1: Big Cat texting goes, hey, this is Big Cat's son.

2735
01:54:08,080 --> 01:54:12,559
Speaker 1: What did I find my dad? Hey? Will explains, Will

2736
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:17,479
Speaker 1: explains the Big Cat son, while the Big Cat's son

2737
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:21,240
Speaker 1: responds with did you guys kill my dad? We keep

2738
01:54:21,360 --> 01:54:25,639
Speaker 1: going and then big Cat Big Cat goes Big Cat says, uh.

2739
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:28,040
Speaker 1: He goes, hey, this is Big Cat's ghosts like, I

2740
01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:29,600
Speaker 1: just want you guys to know we're cool. I'm not

2741
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:33,040
Speaker 1: gonna haunt you guys for eternity scurry like that. It's

2742
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:35,800
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious, dude, it was hilarious.

2743
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:38,240
Speaker 5: But what was the I ended up texting Taylor and

2744
01:54:38,320 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 5: we're all this is all in the group chat, and

2745
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:42,080
Speaker 5: by the end of the night, I just text Taylor.

2746
01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:44,000
Speaker 5: He goes, did you guys kill my dad? Did you

2747
01:54:44,040 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 5: guys kill my dad? I'm not even three, Like Big

2748
01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:48,440
Speaker 5: Cat's playing like his son and I just text I

2749
01:54:48,480 --> 01:54:50,360
Speaker 5: go Taylor. I tried texting him. He's doing this thing

2750
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:52,879
Speaker 5: where he acts like his two year old son is texting.

2751
01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:54,680
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna give him time. Dudes in a weird

2752
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:57,320
Speaker 5: headspace right now, and he keeps trying to tag and

2753
01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:03,160
Speaker 5: because at the beginning, he goes, he goes Taylor, he goes, Taylor,

2754
01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:04,320
Speaker 5: I'd like to speak with you again.

2755
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:06,440
Speaker 1: I think the titles turning. There's someone else on this

2756
01:55:06,560 --> 01:55:06,920
Speaker 1: chain that.

2757
01:55:06,880 --> 01:55:09,360
Speaker 5: I will be squeezing out old school big ten guys,

2758
01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:11,839
Speaker 5: none of the new expanse and shit back to our roots.

2759
01:55:12,080 --> 01:55:13,040
Speaker 1: That just quite interesting.

2760
01:55:13,080 --> 01:55:14,680
Speaker 5: And so that's when Taylor goes, Will, can you please

2761
01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:16,080
Speaker 5: tell Big Cat when you see him that if he's

2762
01:55:16,080 --> 01:55:18,680
Speaker 5: looking to fix our relationship after it comms today, I'm

2763
01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:19,520
Speaker 5: no longer interested.

2764
01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:21,000
Speaker 1: And then that's when the whole chain goes.

2765
01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 5: Big Cat wakes up this morning, he's like, guys, apologies accepted,

2766
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:25,760
Speaker 5: one team, one heartbeat.

2767
01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:29,320
Speaker 1: We're all crew now. So Will and I, Will and

2768
01:55:29,320 --> 01:55:31,160
Speaker 1: I have made the decision that Will and I are

2769
01:55:31,160 --> 01:55:33,640
Speaker 1: no longer texting each other like whatever, we're using our

2770
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:35,360
Speaker 1: group chat with Big Cat, but we're seeing at North

2771
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:36,280
Speaker 1: Big Cat in the whole time.

2772
01:55:36,360 --> 01:55:37,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's fucking great.

2773
01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:39,240
Speaker 1: So it's fucking been a hilarious.

2774
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:43,080
Speaker 4: How much fun would it be to find out all

2775
01:55:43,320 --> 01:55:47,720
Speaker 4: the all the group chats with all the fucking different people, meaning, like,

2776
01:55:48,120 --> 01:55:51,480
Speaker 4: what's George Clooney's group chat? M Like, you know he's

2777
01:55:51,520 --> 01:55:53,040
Speaker 4: got an Ocean of eleven group chat.

2778
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:55,720
Speaker 5: Oh, he's gotta have one, Yeah, probably called Ocean eleven.

2779
01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:57,840
Speaker 5: Ocean's eleven. Yeah, now it's probably.

2780
01:55:57,520 --> 01:56:00,640
Speaker 1: Something way cooler. Dude. They were in fucking Palm Springs

2781
01:56:01,040 --> 01:56:04,320
Speaker 1: or Joshua Tree and they did fucking Payoti And there's

2782
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:06,200
Speaker 1: a cool name that they all fucking saw.

2783
01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:08,960
Speaker 4: Who do you think Tom Brady's group chats are him

2784
01:56:09,080 --> 01:56:11,080
Speaker 4: Gronk Edelman, him Gnkttleman.

2785
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:12,960
Speaker 1: Off the top of my head, that would be it,

2786
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:15,760
Speaker 1: I bet you, But I bet you there's another one

2787
01:56:16,320 --> 01:56:21,800
Speaker 1: with Tom and Rabel are Titans head coach? Yeah, and

2788
01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:25,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who else would be

2789
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:25,680
Speaker 1: in the chat.

2790
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:29,080
Speaker 2: Manager says, gotta wrap up soon. Who's manager?

2791
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:33,800
Speaker 1: Whoever? Your manager? What time is it? Oh?

2792
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,280
Speaker 2: Man? Maybe?

2793
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:37,720
Speaker 1: Holy shit, maybe I do have to do a show tonight. Wait,

2794
01:56:37,720 --> 01:56:38,880
Speaker 1: what's up a show?

2795
01:56:38,920 --> 01:56:40,400
Speaker 2: Seven seven o'clock?

2796
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:45,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the ryman like, that's fucking huge. Yeah, yeah,

2797
01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:47,760
Speaker 1: I gotta show in an hour forty seven minutes.

2798
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:51,600
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure there's the same as sports.

2799
01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:53,600
Speaker 2: As you go, I'm ready for it.

2800
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, And when you play sports, you're literally thinking yourself,

2801
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:58,640
Speaker 1: what if this get Like, what if this happens. What

2802
01:56:58,680 --> 01:57:01,520
Speaker 1: if that happens, because it's not like I think the

2803
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:03,360
Speaker 1: biggest difference is is like, you're not going you're going

2804
01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:04,000
Speaker 1: ast yourself.

2805
01:57:04,080 --> 01:57:07,280
Speaker 2: Well a picture of the Titans coach Mike Rabel. Yeah,

2806
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:08,480
Speaker 2: it's I can look for.

2807
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:14,120
Speaker 4: Him, Okay, oh cool, yeah, easy.

2808
01:57:14,880 --> 01:57:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be able to tell him right away. He's

2809
01:57:17,840 --> 01:57:19,640
Speaker 1: a little thicker. He's a little thicker now than he

2810
01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:20,320
Speaker 1: has in that photo.

2811
01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:21,959
Speaker 2: But apparently someone.

2812
01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:25,920
Speaker 4: Someone told me he's coming to the show, first show

2813
01:57:25,920 --> 01:57:28,480
Speaker 4: with the Rhyman and they're like his his his wife's

2814
01:57:28,640 --> 01:57:31,160
Speaker 4: a fan of yours and they're coming to.

2815
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:34,400
Speaker 1: He uses his wife as a fan for everything. Yeah,

2816
01:57:34,560 --> 01:57:36,640
Speaker 1: he'll tell us that he he doesn't use Twitter.

2817
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:39,120
Speaker 4: I wanted to tell him feel free to come backstage,

2818
01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:41,720
Speaker 4: but I don't, you know, I don't. Also, it's like

2819
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:44,440
Speaker 4: maybe guys like that don't want to be noticed. They

2820
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:45,840
Speaker 4: just want to just do something regular.

2821
01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:49,760
Speaker 1: No, he wants to be He wants he wants to.

2822
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:52,520
Speaker 1: He wants you to somehow reach out and be like, hey,

2823
01:57:52,560 --> 01:57:53,600
Speaker 1: if you guys want to, if you want to come

2824
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:55,280
Speaker 1: backstation and I would love to meet you guys.

2825
01:57:55,080 --> 01:57:55,720
Speaker 2: But it might be wrong.

2826
01:57:59,280 --> 01:57:59,840
Speaker 1: He'll be like.

2827
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:04,000
Speaker 4: Coold baby he'll like text him, IV, Can you text him?

2828
01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:06,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to, but I will.

2829
01:58:06,920 --> 01:58:08,440
Speaker 2: If he's coming to my show, he can come back to.

2830
01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:11,280
Speaker 1: Let you know.

2831
01:58:11,320 --> 01:58:12,720
Speaker 4: By the way, I'd love if he wrote back, who

2832
01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:16,360
Speaker 4: the fuck's Burt, and like it's the offensive coordinator. Okay

2833
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:18,960
Speaker 4: you A lot of offensive coordinators wanted us to let

2834
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:20,640
Speaker 4: you know what that you can come backstation night.

2835
01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:23,000
Speaker 1: Bert wanted us to tell you to let you know.

2836
01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:24,959
Speaker 2: If he's coming to the show, come back stations.

2837
01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:28,160
Speaker 1: Show tonight, you can come backstage. But also he didn't

2838
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:34,400
Speaker 1: want to, Okay, hold on, but also if you're coming

2839
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:35,640
Speaker 1: to the show tonight.

2840
01:58:36,760 --> 01:58:41,040
Speaker 4: I hope he writes back, who's Burt. It's a'm as

2841
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:42,000
Speaker 4: long as you're cool.

2842
01:58:42,080 --> 01:58:42,400
Speaker 1: He said.

2843
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:44,080
Speaker 5: But also he didn't want us to give you his

2844
01:58:44,160 --> 01:58:46,080
Speaker 5: number because he keeps us stuff.

2845
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:50,240
Speaker 1: Probably he'll know.

2846
01:58:50,280 --> 01:58:53,280
Speaker 5: Like we're fucking with it. He'll text us about something

2847
01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:56,440
Speaker 5: on Twitter all the time, really and he'll like like

2848
01:58:56,480 --> 01:58:58,720
Speaker 5: it's Jin his social media manager, like, oh gin, she

2849
01:58:58,800 --> 01:59:00,640
Speaker 5: shows me these tweets and he's fuck line. Like I

2850
01:59:00,640 --> 01:59:03,200
Speaker 5: sat with him in a meeting one time, and this

2851
01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:05,680
Speaker 5: motherfucker's just scrolling on Instagram being like, hey, check out this,

2852
01:59:06,320 --> 01:59:08,280
Speaker 5: Like it's it was during an offensive meeting. But the

2853
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:11,360
Speaker 5: dude loves social media. He loves bantering with the boys.

2854
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,000
Speaker 5: He's all time. You'd love him.

2855
01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:16,960
Speaker 1: Look, this is him chirping me on fucking on social media.

2856
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 2: That's fucking great.

2857
01:59:19,760 --> 01:59:23,920
Speaker 1: He's hilarious. He's hilarious, but he's also like he comes

2858
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:27,000
Speaker 1: from blood on his chirps. Yeah, like when you're a guy.

2859
01:59:27,080 --> 01:59:28,600
Speaker 1: Let's say we all got super close to three of

2860
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:30,400
Speaker 1: us and eventually be like, oh, you're a piece of shit. No,

2861
01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:31,640
Speaker 1: you're a piece of shit, and we'd like joke and

2862
01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:34,120
Speaker 1: like be able to jab deeper with Rabel because there's

2863
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:36,960
Speaker 1: like an authoritative figure with him. He's my boss, or

2864
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:40,080
Speaker 1: was Will's boss. When we start tripping him, he comes

2865
01:59:40,080 --> 01:59:42,240
Speaker 1: in with a haymaker and you can't one up. Eventually,

2866
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:46,000
Speaker 1: eventually you can't do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, like, look.

2867
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:48,120
Speaker 5: The fuck another one one of the courts I've always

2868
01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:49,720
Speaker 5: remember from Coach Rabel was the great ones to make

2869
01:59:49,760 --> 01:59:51,000
Speaker 5: it look easy and then he fucking I hope you

2870
01:59:51,000 --> 01:59:52,080
Speaker 5: didn't think I was talking about.

2871
01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:53,840
Speaker 1: You when I said that. Oh I love this guy,

2872
01:59:54,480 --> 01:59:55,120
Speaker 1: I texted him.

2873
01:59:55,160 --> 01:59:57,680
Speaker 5: He does go for the throat though, you gotta come correct.

2874
01:59:57,680 --> 02:00:00,720
Speaker 5: It's much better being his uh, his buddy now that

2875
02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:01,920
Speaker 5: it is this fucking player.

2876
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you two are boys, yeah Will, Will and

2877
02:00:07,040 --> 02:00:11,360
Speaker 1: Raves are blocking boys. Yeah yeah, absolutely, they've gotten real close.

2878
02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:14,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, dude, this has been has been

2879
02:00:14,640 --> 02:00:17,280
Speaker 1: when when we when we found out you were coming

2880
02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:18,840
Speaker 1: on the pod, when we found you were coming to

2881
02:00:18,840 --> 02:00:21,600
Speaker 1: the pot, were like, fuck yeah, dude for crushes coming

2882
02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,600
Speaker 1: on the pot. This gonna be fucking awesome. Today we

2883
02:00:23,640 --> 02:00:25,720
Speaker 1: called each other, Hey, big day, Big day for the boys.

2884
02:00:25,720 --> 02:00:30,880
Speaker 1: We've been tweeting today, Hey, big day for the boys. Yeah.

2885
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:34,560
Speaker 4: Yeah right.

2886
02:00:35,160 --> 02:00:37,440
Speaker 1: And there's obviously a whole lot of expectations, but there's

2887
02:00:37,480 --> 02:00:39,040
Speaker 1: one point I'm sure you had it in the middle

2888
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:40,640
Speaker 1: of the day where you're like, man, I hope it

2889
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:42,560
Speaker 1: goes as well as we think it's gonna go. And

2890
02:00:42,560 --> 02:00:47,160
Speaker 1: it truly exceeded expectations. It was we have this thing

2891
02:00:47,160 --> 02:00:53,480
Speaker 1: called Mount Bushmore. Yeah, it's Mount bus More. Couldn't wait more?

2892
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah bus Moore. So anyway, this is definitely one

2893
02:00:58,400 --> 02:00:59,160
Speaker 1: of those episodes.

2894
02:00:59,200 --> 02:01:00,960
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. It's definitely one of those.

2895
02:01:01,080 --> 02:01:05,480
Speaker 5: Like, uh, you're just so personable, yeah, stories and like

2896
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:09,080
Speaker 5: your perspective and like sounds gay, but like being where

2897
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:13,320
Speaker 5: your feet are, like appreciating, appreciating, like where you came from,

2898
02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:15,520
Speaker 5: and like understanding, like yeah, I'm gonna soak up all

2899
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:15,880
Speaker 5: these moms.

2900
02:01:15,920 --> 02:01:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, I really fuck with your perspective.

2901
02:01:17,280 --> 02:01:18,560
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, man, Thank you. Yeah.

2902
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:21,080
Speaker 4: I feel like I keep saying. My thing I say

2903
02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:23,280
Speaker 4: is like make hey while the sun shines, and as

2904
02:01:23,320 --> 02:01:25,440
Speaker 4: I go, I'm healthy right now, I got my blood

2905
02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:25,920
Speaker 4: work back.

2906
02:01:26,240 --> 02:01:26,720
Speaker 2: I'm good.

2907
02:01:26,760 --> 02:01:29,240
Speaker 1: It's the first thing you say when you walk in alcoholic. Yeah.

2908
02:01:29,320 --> 02:01:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh you think, bro?

2909
02:01:30,680 --> 02:01:32,760
Speaker 4: Did you see his take on cost Oh yeah, no,

2910
02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:34,800
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what some conversations.

2911
02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:36,800
Speaker 1: That was that one take, that beautiful thing you talked

2912
02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:37,839
Speaker 1: about drinking.

2913
02:01:37,920 --> 02:01:39,920
Speaker 5: I was telling I told this to someone the other day,

2914
02:01:39,960 --> 02:01:41,040
Speaker 5: Sunday conversation, that.

2915
02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:45,800
Speaker 4: It was one take. But I it's so funny. Do

2916
02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:49,480
Speaker 4: you guys know who Patty Pimblington is. Yeah, yeah, the fighter, Yeah,

2917
02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:52,120
Speaker 4: Patty the Batty. And I made that speech and it

2918
02:01:52,200 --> 02:01:55,480
Speaker 4: started like people started sending it around. I was like, God,

2919
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:58,280
Speaker 4: damn it, I called my shot. You know, it's like

2920
02:01:58,280 --> 02:02:00,760
Speaker 4: when he goes scouses, don't get in allucked out, you

2921
02:02:01,320 --> 02:02:03,480
Speaker 4: all anyone's waiting face for him to get knocked out.

2922
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:05,880
Speaker 4: Come on, what are you gonna say? Do you know

2923
02:02:05,880 --> 02:02:08,320
Speaker 4: they're gonna go? It turns out Scouser's getting knocked out.

2924
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:11,080
Speaker 2: As soon as I did this, I will never stop partying.

2925
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:13,000
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, I'm like today because

2926
02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:14,560
Speaker 4: I'm getting ready to go to the doctor, I'm sitting there going

2927
02:02:14,640 --> 02:02:15,520
Speaker 4: tod I just do my.

2928
02:02:15,720 --> 02:02:17,560
Speaker 2: Scousers don't get knocked out.

2929
02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never quit partying. Imagine who is stay healthy enough?

2930
02:02:21,640 --> 02:02:23,280
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, like your liver's failing,

2931
02:02:23,360 --> 02:02:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, get knocked out. It's crazy too.

2932
02:02:28,320 --> 02:02:30,200
Speaker 5: Like you were talking about that Sunday conversation, the way

2933
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:33,720
Speaker 5: he painted beautifully like it was beautiful and just up

2934
02:02:33,760 --> 02:02:36,920
Speaker 5: to what he said, the fan, the fans story the

2935
02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:37,560
Speaker 5: same thing.

2936
02:02:37,920 --> 02:02:40,520
Speaker 1: Just an elite storyteller. Honestly, we can literally do a

2937
02:02:40,520 --> 02:02:42,480
Speaker 1: cut up like that, by the way, like Sunday the

2938
02:02:42,480 --> 02:02:45,440
Speaker 1: Conversation did. When you're talking about being a fan waking up, dude,

2939
02:02:45,480 --> 02:02:46,920
Speaker 1: somebody times left you get to go. I'll tell you

2940
02:02:46,960 --> 02:02:47,720
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

2941
02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:50,560
Speaker 4: It's I believe this is the thing that people listening

2942
02:02:50,600 --> 02:02:52,480
Speaker 4: to this podcast will really relate to.

2943
02:02:52,640 --> 02:02:54,400
Speaker 2: Is that because I'm the same as they are.

2944
02:02:54,600 --> 02:02:58,320
Speaker 4: It's just like, dude, like if if you guys, if

2945
02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:01,000
Speaker 4: like remember when McAfee went on to Monday Night Football

2946
02:03:01,440 --> 02:03:03,920
Speaker 4: and you were like, fuck yeah, our guy made it.

2947
02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:07,360
Speaker 4: Our guy made it, Like fuck yeah. Like those that's

2948
02:03:07,480 --> 02:03:09,120
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the thing that people, you know, the

2949
02:03:09,160 --> 02:03:11,400
Speaker 4: same thing with drinking is like, not everyone's gonna be

2950
02:03:11,440 --> 02:03:15,600
Speaker 4: Rogan and fucking or David Goggins and run or Cam

2951
02:03:15,640 --> 02:03:19,760
Speaker 4: Haynes or fucking Jesse Sweets or Ceciler. They're not gonna

2952
02:03:19,760 --> 02:03:22,800
Speaker 4: be these guys, but they're definitely gonna have drinks on Friday.

2953
02:03:23,360 --> 02:03:25,400
Speaker 4: I need something to fire them up for. And I

2954
02:03:25,640 --> 02:03:28,240
Speaker 4: didn't I didn't mean to say that that way. By

2955
02:03:28,280 --> 02:03:29,480
Speaker 4: he came out and I was like.

2956
02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:32,800
Speaker 1: Beautiful, Oh yeah, he's what almosis, Oh yeah, I It's

2957
02:03:32,800 --> 02:03:35,040
Speaker 1: gonna be one of those kind of days. It's so

2958
02:03:35,160 --> 02:03:38,640
Speaker 1: fucking awesome, great fucking podcasts. Longest podcast we've ever done,

2959
02:03:38,640 --> 02:03:41,640
Speaker 1: by far, for real, oh by far. Subscribe, subscribe.

2960
02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:44,600
Speaker 2: The boys come out, just come out probably next week.

2961
02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:50,880
Speaker 4: Hey, do mean favor Go to fully loaded festival dot com.

2962
02:03:50,880 --> 02:03:51,840
Speaker 2: I'm putting on a tour.

2963
02:03:52,720 --> 02:03:56,520
Speaker 4: It's gonna be uh, it's gonna be about twelve comics

2964
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:59,960
Speaker 4: per show. David heel Mark, Norman, Big jay O, Christine,

2965
02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:07,000
Speaker 4: Shane Gillis, Joey Diaz, Nicky Glazer, Taylor, Tomlinson, Fortune Femester.

2966
02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:08,640
Speaker 2: We're adding more.

2967
02:04:08,760 --> 02:04:12,880
Speaker 4: We're doing minor league stadiums, arenas and amphitheaters for two

2968
02:04:12,920 --> 02:04:15,720
Speaker 4: weeks in June. The middle two weeks in June go

2969
02:04:15,760 --> 02:04:18,200
Speaker 4: to Fully Loaded Festival. It's going to be huge. We're

2970
02:04:18,240 --> 02:04:20,920
Speaker 4: also I mean, the offer is going to be out

2971
02:04:20,920 --> 02:04:22,440
Speaker 4: to if people want to come out to podcasts. We

2972
02:04:22,440 --> 02:04:24,280
Speaker 4: have so much talent out there that I was going

2973
02:04:24,320 --> 02:04:26,720
Speaker 4: to say, you know, I think the trash Tuesday girls

2974
02:04:26,760 --> 02:04:28,920
Speaker 4: are going to come out for like a day and

2975
02:04:29,440 --> 02:04:31,280
Speaker 4: bang out a bunch of podcasts. So if you guys

2976
02:04:31,280 --> 02:04:34,000
Speaker 4: want to come out and do some podcasts, I mean, legit.

2977
02:04:34,040 --> 02:04:35,960
Speaker 4: The talent that's out there, and I know how much

2978
02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:38,879
Speaker 4: it costs. It's hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars.

2979
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:42,880
Speaker 4: So put the festival together. Myself, I'm paying everyone. You

2980
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:45,640
Speaker 4: guys come out, pick a date. We're gonna do a

2981
02:04:45,640 --> 02:04:49,200
Speaker 4: big one and we're doing South Bend. Shane Gillis is

2982
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:51,680
Speaker 4: obsessed with Notre Dame, so we're doing a whole day

2983
02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:54,400
Speaker 4: for him at Notre Dame. And so if you guys

2984
02:04:54,400 --> 02:04:56,080
Speaker 4: want to come out to any of the dates, let

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Speaker 4: me know.

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Speaker 1: Do you know when the dates exactly are?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can July eighteenth, June eighteenth, June eighteenth, and

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Speaker 4: then uh sing goode mayo im at the Greek and

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Speaker 4: then I'll haven't announced.

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Speaker 1: I announced, I already announced red Rocks.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know what day it is.

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Speaker 4: All right, go to burberbert dot com to get your tickets, everybody,

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Speaker 4: burburber dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Burburbert, burburbert dot com.

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Speaker 1: Fucking go man. Fuck yea to Sandy CLASTI standing out

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Speaker 1: of standing. Subscribe