Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Are you ready
Speaker 1: to have absolutely nothing of true intelligence spewed into your
Speaker 1: ear for an hour? Like, I genuinely don't know that
Speaker 1: people walk away from this podcast learn anything. But maybe
Speaker 1: they learned to love.
Speaker 2: No, That's what I was about to say.
Speaker 3: They learned to love themselves because they look at two
Speaker 3: people that have loved themselves a little too hard, a
Speaker 3: little too much.
Speaker 1: A little too No. I think the point of loving
Speaker 1: yourself a little.
Speaker 2: Too much, I'm true and this is Indya.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think the form of loving
Speaker 1: yourself a little too much is when you get to
Speaker 1: like a Jake Paul Logan Paul level like of pure Oh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of YouTubers, mister Beasts last.
Speaker 2: He's a danger actual.
Speaker 1: He is actually going beyond like he is fully performing
Speaker 1: squid games like.
Speaker 3: No, he's it's really really it's actually dark, Like the
Speaker 3: ending of that video was actually dark, Like I literally
Speaker 3: was like almost tearing up.
Speaker 2: I felt so bad for that guy.
Speaker 3: Also, I found out he is a friend of another
Speaker 3: mister Beast type creator, that air Raq guy who was
Speaker 3: in Eric's.
Speaker 2: Really early videos.
Speaker 3: And I wonder if there's some like drama or beef
Speaker 3: there because he left Eric yeah to do the Mister
Speaker 3: Beast thing, but he was hella athletic.
Speaker 1: I know, I was gonna say that has to just
Speaker 1: be one of his homies who's like very athletic, because
Speaker 1: if you haven't watched, please go watch me, Please go
Speaker 1: watch Yeah, but it literally is so fucking odd. The
Speaker 1: water scene made me so anxious, and also just like
Speaker 1: him losing and then picking him up and being like
Speaker 1: come on, buddy, and you think he would hug him
Speaker 1: and comfort him, but he just puts him on the
Speaker 1: platform and shoots him down into a pit like.
Speaker 3: No, we we've I mean we said this for the
Speaker 3: last six months, like he is flying really really close
Speaker 3: to the sun. And then he like posted about like
Speaker 3: a new video that he's doing where it's like this
Speaker 3: sterile ass white room.
Speaker 2: Also the fucking budget.
Speaker 3: Has gone up insane, Like that was like a five
Speaker 3: million dollar video with like the sets he was doing,
Speaker 3: and then he built out another set that's like super
Speaker 3: techy like could be in Space Odyssey two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: like type shit, like very sterile white room like high
Speaker 3: advance like future shit whatever, and he's locking people in
Speaker 3: there for one hundred days and if one there's two people,
Speaker 3: if one of the people leaves, they both lose the money.
Speaker 3: And I think it's like a half a million dollars
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, half a million to split or half
Speaker 1: a million.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I think I would assume to split, but it's probably knowing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's probably just doing that. But people were like actually
Speaker 3: upset with him. They're like, damn, like he actually is
Speaker 3: like becoming like a rich super villain watching people like
Speaker 3: brawl for money. But like then that there's like the
Speaker 3: argument where like isn't every game show ever like making
Speaker 3: people who need oh literally why money, like make fools
Speaker 3: of themselves. Like that's the whole point of a game show.
Speaker 3: It's always been around, So like why is it a
Speaker 3: problem now that mister bust is doing it? But I
Speaker 3: don't know, he's just taking it to a level that Like.
Speaker 1: That was so sad. It was literally just so sad
Speaker 1: the ending of that, Like I feel like with game shows,
Speaker 1: but I guess he still walked away with like a
Speaker 1: good amount of money, So boo fucking who. It's just
Speaker 1: crazy because also, like I was saying Drew in that
Speaker 1: like video he had to just keep going because or else,
Speaker 1: like mister Bece even made a comment about it. He
Speaker 1: was like, or else, I just won't have a video.
Speaker 1: So he literally kept pushing him towards the end of
Speaker 1: the video to keep going through the trials, knowing that
Speaker 1: he wouldn't win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even mister Beast was like, okay, like this
Speaker 3: is there's too much money on the line, like do
Speaker 3: not do this next one, and he was like, don't
Speaker 3: fucking convince me to do the next one, and then
Speaker 3: he did it anyways and then flopped hard. But the end,
Speaker 3: it sucks because that's like the worst trap they made,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 1: Know, it's like the Bungus trap because it's literally just
Speaker 1: a Squid games games.
Speaker 3: Squid Games would get eating my sandwich watching squid Game.
Speaker 1: Also, last night, I was freaking the fuck out because
Speaker 1: I was just scrolling through TikTok and I stumbled on
Speaker 1: a live and it was like we'll insert the picture,
Speaker 1: but it was like just the screen and I didn't
Speaker 1: recognize the app at first, but I could assume it
Speaker 1: was Uber and you could see the guy was in Denver.
Speaker 1: He was like driving around and it was like two
Speaker 1: minutes to picking up Hannah, and he's talking to the
Speaker 1: camera and like just talking, but like he did it
Speaker 1: in a way that it doesn't show the exact directions,
Speaker 1: like you know, on the Uber map, it'll have the
Speaker 1: map and like the line, but it won't show like
Speaker 1: where you're going, because he probably has another phone it's
Speaker 1: connected to for the actual map. But I was watching,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way this man is about
Speaker 1: to stay on live and get a passenger in a car.
Speaker 1: He fully did, and he like interacted with her and
Speaker 1: tried to make conversation, but it was like late at night.
Speaker 1: She didn't really talk to him, and that was freaking
Speaker 1: me the fuck out because how insane is that that
Speaker 1: this Uber driver is just live picking people up, driving around.
Speaker 1: And there was a point where he showed a part
Speaker 1: of the map when she got out of the car.
Speaker 1: He didn't move and like he zoomed out and you
Speaker 1: could see the Lift and Uber app open at the
Speaker 1: same time. And on the Lift app it shows like
Speaker 1: street names and stuff and that I'm not going to insert,
Speaker 1: but I was looking at it. I was like if
Speaker 1: I was actually But this is also me just being
Speaker 1: extremely paranoid and fearful because I'm a woman, and I
Speaker 1: like swear this is gonna happen to another woman, and
Speaker 1: it scares me. But if I was an insane person
Speaker 1: living in the Denver area and I saw that and
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill somebody, like a random person I
Speaker 1: had no connection to, I literally could have found that
Speaker 1: girl's cross streets very easily, gone outside her house yelled Hannah.
Speaker 1: She probably would have come out and been like, why
Speaker 1: is someone yelling my name? And I could have killed her.
Speaker 1: And then that's what was freaking me out last night
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh my god, like literally, it
Speaker 1: is such an invasion of privacy. And then I thought
Speaker 1: about it because I get an ubers and if I'm
Speaker 1: with a friend, I say all my fucking business, Like
Speaker 1: we'll be catching up in an uber, I'll be saying
Speaker 1: all my fucking tea, like I say literally everything that's
Speaker 1: happening in my life. Imagine getting into a fucking uber
Speaker 1: and you're like on TikTok in the backseat, like talking
Speaker 1: to a friend and scrolling through TikTok and you just
Speaker 1: see a live stream and you're like, oh, like there's
Speaker 1: an uber driver live streaming and you click on it
Speaker 1: and you fucking hear your voice and you're literally, like
Speaker 1: without your knowledge, being broadcasted to a thousands.
Speaker 3: That's like my biggest fear coming true. Like I literally
Speaker 3: think I'm being recorded at all moments of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Me and Kye talk about it literally all the time,
Speaker 3: where we're just like it feels like there's like a
Speaker 3: camera on me all the time, Like even in like
Speaker 3: saved spaces. I just like, I don't know, it's it's
Speaker 3: fucking bizarre. But my favorite genre of video, ironically enough
Speaker 3: that you brought that up is right now watching UVU
Speaker 3: jabbs kick out passengers out of their car for being psychos,
Speaker 3: and like it's so funny watching these people be like
Speaker 3: tyrants in the back and then like get humbled when
Speaker 3: they're like get out of my fucking car if you're
Speaker 3: gonna act like I think you're forgetting like this is
Speaker 3: my car. Yeah, And like I've seen somewhere like people
Speaker 3: in the back are like lying and like we'll call
Speaker 3: the cops and say he's trying to run me over,
Speaker 3: and the like they have like the camera footage and
Speaker 3: it's just him sitting there like just being like why
Speaker 3: are you literally lying?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 3: It's like it's really really advanced level shit to bring up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we've definitely gone too far. We've said it
Speaker 3: a million times. Like I was going through my TikTok
Speaker 3: to fee the other day and I was just like
Speaker 3: watching live streams of just like the most bizarre shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, you saw it yesterday. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Mention what it was, but it was just literally like
Speaker 3: people dying on my live stream and like people donating gifts.
Speaker 2: Like it was so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like gone so far. What you can see
Speaker 1: on live stream, Like it can either be like you're
Speaker 1: invading someone's privacy or just the most random person ever,
Speaker 1: which actually I will insert this woman who was doing
Speaker 1: karaoke on her live to like thirty people with like
Speaker 1: the eye contact filter on, and I watched her for
Speaker 1: so long, like I was just so bezers because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, dude, she's literally just at work and
Speaker 1: she's passing the time and this is awesome. But then
Speaker 1: you scroll another one and it's somebody like going around
Speaker 1: on the streets of LA. I watched this one for
Speaker 1: a long time because last night was a really nice,
Speaker 1: foggy night and I was actually so upset that I
Speaker 1: was high, so I couldn't drive around because I don't
Speaker 1: believe in driving while you're high, even though I feel
Speaker 1: like some people do that. And I'm like, you were
Speaker 1: literally actually insane, you're so under the influence. I get
Speaker 1: a life and like grow up. But I was so
Speaker 1: upset I couldn't drive around. But he it's the dude.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen him. He's like og live
Speaker 1: streamer on he has like a police radio and he
Speaker 1: literally goes to scenes that police are going to, which
Speaker 1: is one dangerous too also invasive. Like he was yesterday.
Speaker 1: This was freaking me out. He was at the crime
Speaker 1: scene where someone had gotten shot and he was just
Speaker 1: on live stream. And then also like that's a whole
Speaker 1: other thing, because then I was like, dude, the twenty
Speaker 1: four hour news cycle has gone to a new level
Speaker 1: where citizens are just partaking in it, and like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it was like last night, I was literally
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. I was like, this is so
Speaker 1: insane that I'm just sitting in my bed and I
Speaker 1: can see everything happening like everywhere, everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 3: Like literally remember like like two or three years ago,
Speaker 3: like when TikTok was getting really really huge, and like
Speaker 3: it was just like it was breaking through like the mainstream,
Speaker 3: and like they just wasn't like chronically online people on
Speaker 3: TikTok anymore. Like everyone was on the internet like in
Speaker 3: the early pandemic, and we would see like glimpses of
Speaker 3: like different cultures, like like for in China, for example,
Speaker 3: like the most beautiful person you've ever seen, like live
Speaker 3: streaming and like a cardboard cubicle underneath like an overpass
Speaker 3: like bridge, and it was like hundreds of these girls
Speaker 3: just live streaming. And I remember seeing that and be like, dude,
Speaker 3: that is so dystopian, like I cannot believe that is happening,
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck? And now I like scroll down
Speaker 3: my TikTok feed and like literally that's essentially what like everybody.
Speaker 2: On the America is doing.
Speaker 3: It's just like fully just like I don't know, like
Speaker 3: and it's all selling something, Like it's so bizarre, like
Speaker 3: everything is like and I mean, I'm like even guilty
Speaker 3: of this, but like everything I see on my fucking
Speaker 3: feed is like selling something, and it's just like it
Speaker 3: freaks me the fuck out, like like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like late stage capitalism vibes for real, Like, I'm like
Speaker 3: so also, like on TikTok, I bought one fucking thing
Speaker 3: off the live store or the TikTok store, I bought
Speaker 3: like this is so embarrassing. Oh my fucking god, I
Speaker 3: bought Pokemon cards and it was crazy. I bought Pokemon
Speaker 3: cards for a guy to open them on a live
Speaker 3: stream and show me what Pokemon cards I got paid for? Disappointment, Yeah,
Speaker 3: no exactly. Actually I did get a hit like it
Speaker 3: was actually fire.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, but.
Speaker 1: So insane.
Speaker 4: What does it hit? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like he got a good card?
Speaker 4: Oh oh well, they're all wrapped up.
Speaker 3: But I paid for them on the live I spent
Speaker 3: I think like ten dollars for him to open and
Speaker 3: ship the card and he opened the pack live And
Speaker 3: then now all my TikTok store feed has been is
Speaker 3: Pokemon related, and I'm like, damn, that algorithm is like
Speaker 3: fucking vicious. Like literally, I guarantee I could scroll down
Speaker 3: my feed right now and find like one fucking Pokemon
Speaker 3: video within ten minutes or ten ten seconds.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, it's so insane. Our tilands are so different.
Speaker 4: It's like, didn't you buy something else too.
Speaker 5: Oh you bought food, dude, stop you bought.
Speaker 4: I think I think we need to talk about that.
Speaker 2: I literally, oh, look, two videos back to back. I
Speaker 2: told you yeah, but on the TikTok feed. I was
Speaker 2: on the TikTok Live store.
Speaker 3: I literally bought so okay, okay, like literally give me
Speaker 3: fucking like prompts because like, if you know, you know, but.
Speaker 1: I partially understand this, but buying this online and non
Speaker 1: person is the.
Speaker 2: Crazy makes this a crazy I know it is.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: I got a hot bowl which with Queso flavored ruffles
Speaker 2: and a coke like a PEPSI like, leave me the funck.
Speaker 1: Alone is just so insane.
Speaker 2: It was on it.
Speaker 1: It was a part of the bundle.
Speaker 2: It was a bundle.
Speaker 3: It was boiled eggs red forty like hot, and sauce
Speaker 3: like it was sausage and like nasty. I literally, I'm
Speaker 3: not even joking. I did not have a bite of
Speaker 3: it because it took two weeks to get here, like
Speaker 3: and by the time it got here, it fucking reaped.
Speaker 3: Ya actually had a bite of it and it wasn't
Speaker 3: I am like I grew.
Speaker 1: Up eating hot sausage and pickled eggs. So I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this might be good. But then when he told me
Speaker 1: he ordered it online, I was like, that's gonna sit
Speaker 1: in Like that means this person transferred this to a
Speaker 1: container from the original container, made this mixture, put it
Speaker 1: into like a random container. They both bought and sent
Speaker 1: it to you with like no preservation of it sat
Speaker 1: in a hot truck for yeah, boiling.
Speaker 3: I think it flew because the pepsi like was almost exploded,
Speaker 3: like the end of it was like bulging out, like
Speaker 3: the air pressure had fucked it up. But the craziest
Speaker 3: thing is it really did take two weeks to ship
Speaker 3: because TikTok has like like the TikTok shop, like if
Speaker 3: you don't ship your order out within three days of
Speaker 3: getting the order, the order is canceled. So it like
Speaker 3: promotes like fast shipping and like fast turnaround in processing times.
Speaker 3: So that means she shipped it out in three days,
Speaker 3: but it took ten days to fuck.
Speaker 1: Because they probably stopped it through the fucking postal service.
Speaker 1: And it was like, what is this like like like
Speaker 1: a lukewarm bowl of soup with like hallapenos, boiled eggs,
Speaker 1: sausages and like onions in it, like.
Speaker 2: I wish I took a picture of it.
Speaker 3: I don't think I got a picture, which is like
Speaker 3: one of the biggest regrets.
Speaker 1: It tasted really nasty.
Speaker 4: No, no, I think any of anybody tastes.
Speaker 1: No because even as somebody who eats pickled eggs, like
Speaker 1: at least pickled eggs, I know that, like pickling foods
Speaker 1: is an old time process. But this wasn't a pickled egg.
Speaker 1: It was literally an egg she boiled and threw in
Speaker 1: that fucking random ass bowl of Like, but that's kind
Speaker 1: of ship, like TikTok convinces me to buy like oh,
Speaker 1: the best white T shirt you'll ever have, or like, oh,
Speaker 1: a lipstain, like and you was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you want to see of fucking acid, Pokemon cards
Speaker 1: and slime? Actually he's about slime.
Speaker 2: Hell, that's all right, let's say get my cart right now.
Speaker 1: Did I have a really good video? Actually I drew
Speaker 1: looking at slime.
Speaker 2: On his Oh fuck, dude, my cart. Everything's sold out.
Speaker 2: I really do the.
Speaker 3: Moist Skittles, Axi Lottle, stress Ball, Chimoy gushers, and oh
Speaker 3: I saw I was looking at these rice crispy treats
Speaker 3: like the rice Krispy Treats on TikTok Shop go hardest fuck.
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, but you know when
Speaker 1: you go into a store and you're like, why did
Speaker 1: Reese's or like Hershey's or all these brands? What is
Speaker 1: this new random ass candy they made? Like why are
Speaker 1: they doing that? Or like chip flavors and shit, And
Speaker 1: you look at it, and most normal people walk into
Speaker 1: a store and they're like so weird. They go for
Speaker 1: the thing they were there initially for and they keep
Speaker 1: it pushing. Drew will try anything, Like your mouth is
Speaker 1: literally a garbage disposal. You won't put anything in that mouth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh anything literally? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah we know, will Yeah, we know.
Speaker 2: I'll put anything. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, sorry that my voice is fucked up. I was
Speaker 4: screaming at the top of my lings. I was locked
Speaker 4: in a room. I was trying to get video.
Speaker 3: He's actually mister BEA's newest victim. He's literally like developing
Speaker 3: logan pulse and drom because that kid in that video
Speaker 3: like cut his fucking leg open. It was like dripping
Speaker 3: blood down his leg and it's getting really close to
Speaker 3: him accidentally beheading someone. And I'm just waiting for the
Speaker 3: day like when David Dobrick flew his fucking friend around
Speaker 3: that fucking h whatever. What is that thing is he do?
Speaker 2: The tractor is?
Speaker 1: I don't girls us what that machine is crane.
Speaker 3: Mister Beas is getting really close to David literally just like.
Speaker 4: He's gonna just like put people in cannons and shoot
Speaker 4: them into the into.
Speaker 1: The like we're gonna see if this guy can go
Speaker 1: over three school buses via a canon we made. And
Speaker 1: it's like they put like just only a helmet on
Speaker 1: him and then a mister Actually they would cover him
Speaker 1: in the Chocolate Wars be like this all cusher your fall.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally, there's actually a really good idea that I think
Speaker 3: mister b should do more oiled up tworking booties.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. He wants to reach an algorithm.
Speaker 1: You made such a good point, Like mister Beast wants
Speaker 1: a billion views on a video.
Speaker 2: He's like that's his dream.
Speaker 1: I feel like he had. He has like some videos
Speaker 1: that are like half a billion.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think the most is like two hundred and eighty
Speaker 3: thousand Squinch games.
Speaker 1: Squinch Games I think got almost a billion.
Speaker 3: No, No, I think it's I don't even think it's
Speaker 3: at half a billion yet. I think it's two hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty million, but it's it might be four hundred
Speaker 3: but no, yeah, five hundred million.
Speaker 1: Oh wow for Squinch games. Wow.
Speaker 2: He wants a billion views so bad.
Speaker 3: But then I was thinking about it, I was like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck does he secure budgets like this? But like,
Speaker 3: of course some venture capitalists would want to be a
Speaker 3: part of this, Like he's getting more views than like
Speaker 3: any TV show has ever fucking gotten ever, Like it's
Speaker 3: it's unlike, it's unprecedent. It's unlike anything we've ever seen before,
Speaker 3: like going so sustainable to I.
Speaker 4: Wonder what the like GDP impact. What state does he live?
Speaker 2: South Carolina?
Speaker 3: He run he dude, he bought part of the Charlotte
Speaker 3: Hornets basketball team, like he like is running ship, like
Speaker 3: in fucking.
Speaker 1: He's running for fucking he needs to run for president.
Speaker 4: He would win, He.
Speaker 1: Would have a because most of his audience is too
Speaker 1: young to twelve, like too young.
Speaker 3: Well, like twelve year olds and fourteen year olds run
Speaker 3: the fucking internet, So like we're getting to the day
Speaker 3: and age where like fourteen year olds might be able.
Speaker 1: To vote soon yeah, in four years.
Speaker 2: I mean they.
Speaker 3: Already technically do because they like swing the decisions of
Speaker 3: so many fucking voters in different directions.
Speaker 4: But wait, what age can you vote?
Speaker 1: Eighteen?
Speaker 4: It's eighteen, right, Yeah, I mean mister Best definitely has.
Speaker 1: Like a handful of I mean we're literally three mid
Speaker 1: twenty late twenty year olds sitting here talking about mister
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, so he definitely has eighteen year old win.
Speaker 4: If he runs for president, he will win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about it.
Speaker 3: Their Swift ran for president, it would be like a
Speaker 3: third party like Republican Democrat Swifty like she would literally
Speaker 3: she would get those that.
Speaker 4: She was real right with the diapers. You know, there
Speaker 4: were like photos of like seats at Taylor Swift concerts
Speaker 4: covered and ship because people you didn't see that. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like people walking through like cleaning up after
Speaker 4: the concert and there was like shit stains on the seats.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure this is real where.
Speaker 2: There's pull up a picture. I literally need to see
Speaker 2: this because people.
Speaker 1: Like even during intermissions like they didn't want I guess
Speaker 1: it is like the longest concert ever too. It's like
Speaker 1: three hours.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Thing like people wearing diapers and then it like going
Speaker 4: out of the diaper.
Speaker 3: Having a blowout, Like I know, like when babies sit
Speaker 3: in car seats and have like liquid poop, but they
Speaker 3: like have blowouts up their back. Like that's literally what
Speaker 3: was happening to Taylor Swift fans is they were having
Speaker 3: they were sitting in those damn seats for too long
Speaker 3: because like they were like camping out and they just
Speaker 3: had like a backpack full of loaded diapers and then
Speaker 3: they just like had to empty them somewhere, but they
Speaker 3: didn't want to go to the trash can.
Speaker 4: Maybe I made this up because I'm not saying it,
Speaker 4: but it might have been scribbed from the internet. People
Speaker 4: confirmed were diapers though, and you know if people were
Speaker 4: shitting in the yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean that's like one of my dreams.
Speaker 3: Like I want to pee and poo in a diaper,
Speaker 3: Like I want to.
Speaker 1: Say it, like it's not like an attainable dream, like
Speaker 1: you can do it.
Speaker 3: I think your body just it's it is an attainable dream,
Speaker 3: but like it is so like you know, like internal homophobia,
Speaker 3: Like I have like.
Speaker 2: Internal diaper phobia.
Speaker 3: Like I literally like I'm like I don't think I
Speaker 3: can do that, Like I don't know, like if morally
Speaker 3: I'm allowed to ship all over my butt.
Speaker 2: Luna is standing up. Huh, Luna is standing up?
Speaker 4: Really yeah, isn't that happens that fast? Bro?
Speaker 3: No, she's just advanced. I swear to god, she's like
Speaker 3: the most advanced.
Speaker 1: Not as advance as that baby that we saw on
Speaker 1: TikTok that was.
Speaker 2: Two year old.
Speaker 1: This guy was getting scary his two year old baby.
Speaker 1: He was like, just found out randomly at this pets
Speaker 1: mark that my two year old son can read.
Speaker 2: It's scary and it literally is.
Speaker 1: He was holding his baby looking at the fish, and
Speaker 1: the baby just looked at the label and read it
Speaker 1: and was like like Zebra Finn and he was like
Speaker 1: what and he was like what and no, he was.
Speaker 3: Saying like words like Tetra and Zebra and Danio and
Speaker 3: I was like, bitch, if I looked at that shit,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even be able to read it. It's like
Speaker 3: dead asked some like glitch in the matrix like stream
Speaker 3: of consciousness, Like like I always say, like if you
Speaker 3: have an idea, act on it immediately, because there is
Speaker 3: like this thought ether that like everybody's inspired by the
Speaker 3: same ship, and everybody's getting the same stream of information.
Speaker 3: So if you think of something, someone else will think
Speaker 3: of it because you had that thought, so act on
Speaker 3: it immediately.
Speaker 2: But it has to be like something.
Speaker 3: Like that where the kid tapped into like a wavelength
Speaker 3: that we like can't even understand how babies learn how
Speaker 3: to fucking stand.
Speaker 4: And wallies that like flip through TikTok filters and they'll
Speaker 4: choose it and then they'll stand back and they'll like, yes, dance, dude.
Speaker 2: Luna is like it, dude, The iPhone terrifying.
Speaker 3: The iPhone is literally like so evil and wicked and
Speaker 3: like it is literally harvesting of all us of all
Speaker 3: of our fucking juices and energy and money and like
Speaker 3: all of our time and energy. Like it's fucking crazy,
Speaker 3: and it's so good at doing it, and it's so
Speaker 3: like scientifically dialed in to like activate every fucking chemical
Speaker 3: in synapsi to fire in our brain all at once,
Speaker 3: that like, when Luna sees this phone, she has no idea.
Speaker 2: What this is. She's not cognitive enough.
Speaker 3: She's never even used when it or like been able
Speaker 3: to understand what people are doing on it. But when
Speaker 3: she sees this fucking screen light up. She crawls to
Speaker 3: it immediately like it's like and she has the biggest
Speaker 3: smile on her face and she like knows like what
Speaker 3: this is and it's just so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: It literally is so scary. And it's because she's around
Speaker 1: every human che scene with cognitive abilities has held one
Speaker 1: in their face and like smiled at it and laughed
Speaker 1: at it. So she is immediately programmed to be like
Speaker 1: that's a good thing, Like I need that too.
Speaker 3: So so babies just like nowadays, are growing up, Like
Speaker 3: I saw this funny picture, but it was like baby's
Speaker 3: first time at Disneyland. Like from their or from our POV,
Speaker 3: it's like us taking a picture of the baby, but
Speaker 3: from their POV there's just like a black box and
Speaker 3: everything they see and it's just like literally like so real,
Speaker 3: Like babies are gonna grow up with Like.
Speaker 4: With that being said, me Andrew will be waiting in
Speaker 4: line for the vision Yeah Apple Vision pro Ye, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna suck and fuck my way to the front of
Speaker 4: the line. Yeah, I'm gonna spend seven grand on the attachments,
Speaker 4: the battery, the vibrator whatever.
Speaker 2: It kind of sounds like you're talking in two times speed?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 4: Does it actually yeah? Like you're the way you're like,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to compensate for the fact that my voice
Speaker 4: is fucked up, so I'm like pushing.
Speaker 2: Kay your morning?
Speaker 4: Is that actually? Do you like that? Like an ALI.
Speaker 1: When is that coming out?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is that actually coming out?
Speaker 4: Next year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Next year? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Why the fun would they announce that shit so early.
Speaker 2: To revolutionize the game?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think y'all are understanding just to lay
Speaker 1: claim it's like we're doing it, we're doing.
Speaker 2: It, We're doing it exactly.
Speaker 3: I know it looks bunk as fucking It's probably not
Speaker 3: gonna be that good, but like, do we remember what
Speaker 3: the first iPhone did for the world, Like now we
Speaker 3: cannot live without a device with a touchscreen in the
Speaker 3: fucking pocket. Just imagine in a few years when like
Speaker 3: they figure this ship out where they make it smaller,
Speaker 3: it's the size of a glass, and then in twenty
Speaker 3: years it's the size of a fucking contact, Like we
Speaker 3: will literally be living in augmented reality. Like it's very
Speaker 3: very real, Like we are on the precipice of like
Speaker 3: becoming borderline fucking cyborgs right now. But yeah, I'm mean
Speaker 3: Kira waiting in line at the Apple Store for it
Speaker 3: just to feel something, because like feel happy, feel good,
Speaker 3: I know, and it's it is, it does feel good
Speaker 3: to wait in line for something.
Speaker 2: Like it's like line. Like your obsession with lines is.
Speaker 3: Like very like real, like because like if you think
Speaker 3: about it, like there's such a big reward.
Speaker 2: It's like it's it's literally about like it's about the journey.
Speaker 1: No, literally, it's like so much fun can happen in
Speaker 1: a line. If you're with a friend, you can make
Speaker 1: some of the best conversation you've ever made because you're
Speaker 1: literally struggling to be entertained.
Speaker 2: You're like, you you have generous.
Speaker 1: You're like going through the ups and downs. There's moments
Speaker 1: where you feel defeated and you're like, fuck, why did
Speaker 1: I wait in this line? And why am I in
Speaker 1: this line? This is so stupid. I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1: I could have done better things. And then there's moments
Speaker 1: where the line picks up a little speed and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I'm getting so close. This was
Speaker 1: worth it. I'm so happy we wighed imagine we didn't wait,
Speaker 1: like look how line along the line got now, Like,
Speaker 1: imagine we left and came back like we would have
Speaker 1: been fun. Like there's so many things happen in the
Speaker 1: human brain, and you finally get to the thing and
Speaker 1: you have the biggest peak of dopamine or serotonin you've
Speaker 1: ever had in your life, and then it immediately drops
Speaker 1: because the thing you waited for was not.
Speaker 4: That's why fort Yeah yeah, No, I feel like everything
Speaker 4: I've ever gotten has not lived up to the hype
Speaker 4: I've like wanted it to be.
Speaker 2: Like ever, it's never ever, nothing is ever good enough.
Speaker 2: I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not
Speaker 2: good enough. I'm not good enough.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm right here and you got me?
Speaker 1: Why not the best?
Speaker 2: No, you're really scary.
Speaker 1: Actually, well, I'm not tapping into an augmented reality because
Speaker 1: I live in the real world and y'all are fucking weird.
Speaker 1: And also, why does breastfeeding but organizing the milk?
Speaker 3: Breast milk is really good and florally tasting, florally floral.
Speaker 3: It tastes floury, yeah, like flowers.
Speaker 1: Have you had breast milk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've had hella breast milk. I fucking love
Speaker 3: breast milk. I don't know why you're off atsy, bro,
Speaker 3: it's good protein.
Speaker 1: No you buy it off the TikTok shop. We're like
Speaker 1: two seconds from people selling their breast milk.
Speaker 3: I bet it's on there because they sell like weed
Speaker 3: chocolate on there. I've seen people selling psilocybin chocolate. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I signed a psilocybin thing yesterday. I can't
Speaker 3: believe I've done this. I literally believe. I like can't
Speaker 3: believe it. But what was I gonna say? What did
Speaker 3: you just say about bast with the apple the apple glass?
Speaker 3: One last thing and then we can move on from it,
Speaker 3: and then we'll give in the breast milk.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm done with it. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna say, organizing my breast milk sounds fun.
Speaker 4: I think it's like, is that like when you were
Speaker 4: a bunch of bottles?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a bunch of baggies.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is the last thing I'll say about
Speaker 3: like apple glass and augmented reality. But like, literally look around,
Speaker 3: we are living in like a suffering dystopian society. Like
Speaker 3: it is a literally dystopi and like we are finally
Speaker 3: getting like the good things of a dystopian future like
Speaker 3: fucking Apple Glass, augmented reality. Yes, I want to fucking
Speaker 3: escape this shit. Like Okay, we're seeing like the big
Speaker 3: sphere in Las Vegas, like it's really scary and big,
Speaker 3: but like buildings are like animated now, like we're about
Speaker 3: to have fucking like this is the one you.
Speaker 1: Consider that the the good good part.
Speaker 3: That's That's what I'm saying. Nothing is good in dystopia
Speaker 3: except for augmented reality and buildings that fucking are covered
Speaker 3: in LED.
Speaker 1: They literally destroyed everything around us to force us.
Speaker 3: Into That's what I'm saying, Like, thank god, we're getting
Speaker 3: the good things finally, like it Kai gets what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But I'm so against.
Speaker 4: Like literally watch an emojion.
Speaker 3: But also we're like two steps away from you've seen
Speaker 3: the drone shows where they like send up the drones.
Speaker 3: Those are gonna be Coca Cola advertisements in like five years.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be floating above the fucking Sofi stadium turning.
Speaker 2: But let's get back in the breast milk.
Speaker 1: I'm just so that dystopian as feature like, and I
Speaker 1: also don't believe in it, Like I literally don't believe
Speaker 1: in an augmented reality. I don't believe in it being fulfilling.
Speaker 1: I believe in it, Like to me, it's like the
Speaker 1: same ideas like uh, cryptocurrency and stuff where it's like
Speaker 1: people who were going like a little two ahead because
Speaker 1: they wanted so badly to be the martyrs of a cause,
Speaker 1: just to turn around and be like, Okay, so that
Speaker 1: didn't work out, but that's okay because that's just the
Speaker 1: first run, and we'll try again next time.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yea, fail to succeed.
Speaker 4: I feel like I will suck and fuck my way
Speaker 4: into the front of the line for the Apple Store.
Speaker 4: But I do agree with you one hundred. I feel
Speaker 4: like it's net negative, like we're just creating bigger and
Speaker 4: bigger problems like the AI shit, We're just creating like
Speaker 4: the matrix goopod like we don't need that, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? And I also the theme of my
Speaker 4: thought process over the last year has just been like
Speaker 4: I wish I just didn't know like any of this shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I had Let's move to the woods
Speaker 2: and blow up the fucking Yeah, let's blow up every
Speaker 2: technology ever.
Speaker 4: Pro blowing stuff up. But I am like I'm pro
Speaker 4: like not knowing.
Speaker 2: I just said he was pro blowing things up.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing that Drew was testing you and
Speaker 1: I asked it.
Speaker 2: Twenty one twenty one. That's where everything went wrong, Like
Speaker 2: that was the end of everything.
Speaker 1: Like, to me, the furthest technology has to plan my
Speaker 1: life is the fact that we can sit and rewatch
Speaker 1: the same YouTube videos and laugh like that is as
Speaker 1: far as I need technology to take me and like
Speaker 1: posting my fun little pictures and doing this, and then
Speaker 1: I just don't need it anymore because it literally is
Speaker 1: so weird it is. Last night, I'm not kidding, I
Speaker 1: was like freaking the fuck out in my bed, like
Speaker 1: I was trying to sleep, but I literally couldn't because
Speaker 1: I was just being bombarded with how scary it is
Speaker 1: that like just twenty four to seven surveillance. And I
Speaker 1: used to not care, Like when I was younger, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, who gives a fuck, bitch, Like watch me
Speaker 1: through my fucking mac book. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, what is there on this planet
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 3: And just me?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Because I also won't shut the fuck up, So
Speaker 1: like that's that's what.
Speaker 2: Okay, But back to breast milk. Can I have your
Speaker 2: breast milk please?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm forcing all my friends to drink some of
Speaker 1: my breast milk.
Speaker 3: When I have some, You're not gonna have to force me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be drinking along with that fucking baby.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make everybody. Oh my god, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the first person to do a breast milk infuse smoothie
Speaker 1: at airwan.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: I mean breast milk is hella good for you? Like
Speaker 3: if you have like psoriasis or some like inflamebaxima on
Speaker 3: your skin, like pour a cup of breast milk into
Speaker 3: your bath water and like that shit will fix it.
Speaker 1: I need madaline to give me some for the exma
Speaker 1: around my mouth. It's it's yeah, it literally is. Because
Speaker 1: there's women whose babies have bad eggzma and psoriasis and
Speaker 1: they'll mix like an oat milk oatmeal bath because like
Speaker 1: oat is really good for dry skin with their breast milk,
Speaker 1: and they're like it is insane. How like quickly it
Speaker 1: changed it because they used to just do like oat
Speaker 1: baths and like all these medicines, but a lot of
Speaker 1: the medicines that you use for eggmun and psoriasis are
Speaker 1: literally like because it's not necessarily necessarily curable, but a
Speaker 1: lot of them have steroids in it to make it
Speaker 1: seem like it cure in your situation, but really your
Speaker 1: face becomes reliant on it, because that's literally what's happening
Speaker 1: to me. Like I have really bad eggs around my mouth,
Speaker 1: and the cream I use, I'm one hundred percent allergic to,
Speaker 1: Like it makes all around my lips like overly sensitive
Speaker 1: and like warm and like feel really weird and it
Speaker 1: burns my eyes.
Speaker 4: It's just like treating the symptom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like treating the symptom and you can't
Speaker 1: cure it. But breast milk does like eradicate the fuck
Speaker 1: out of it. So I need some Madaline's breast milk
Speaker 1: for my face. Yeah, and me I need her to
Speaker 1: just squirt it directly onto my face.
Speaker 2: Though, Oh that's my sister and that's my girl.
Speaker 3: Well, me and Kai and Ino, we're having a very
Speaker 3: serious discussion and they fully agree with me on this
Speaker 3: and like this is borderline they're saying, but they agree
Speaker 3: that women should stop breastfeeding in public because it's nasty
Speaker 3: and you're a slug.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't. I don't think we said
Speaker 1: that all now you're I was actually saying the opposite.
Speaker 1: I was saying, you know how, like there's kiss cams,
Speaker 1: there needs to be tit cams in public places, so
Speaker 1: if a woman is breastfeeding, the camera goes onto them
Speaker 1: and then it gets displayed to everybody. And actually it's
Speaker 1: like really fucked up and like weird, that's okay.
Speaker 3: It is really bizarre that like women can't freely breastfeed
Speaker 3: in public because people like kai are.
Speaker 4: There about I look away immediately if I noticed that
Speaker 4: shit is happening, I actually will sprint away.
Speaker 2: So weird, it's so weird, Like why is that a
Speaker 2: sexualized thing?
Speaker 1: I know, it is fucking insane. It's like that baby
Speaker 1: literally needs its food and you're gonna force this woman
Speaker 1: into a pod, like the airport pods. This is too crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy that like in the airport there's literally pods.
Speaker 1: Why can't this mother sit at the gate and feed
Speaker 1: her child without people being fucking freaks. People are just
Speaker 1: weird and nasty and like women will never escape the
Speaker 1: cycle of being sexualized and it is so upsetting and
Speaker 1: awful and I think men should kill them.
Speaker 3: Maybe we give Can I suck your boots?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Wait? I actually.
Speaker 4: Just taking that ten seconds.
Speaker 1: Well. I hate when you're standing in line for the bathroom,
Speaker 1: which I don't feel like y'all would know this experience,
Speaker 1: but when you're standing in line in a woman's restroom
Speaker 1: and like the line is filling up, and there are
Speaker 1: people who just like cut through to like look to
Speaker 1: see if the bathroom is actually full. You if you
Speaker 1: do that, you pissed me.
Speaker 2: The fuck is so coated?
Speaker 1: Do you think no? Because I was literally about to
Speaker 1: get so upset at that, because why the fuck do
Speaker 1: you think we're standing in line in a public restroom
Speaker 1: right now? For fucking fun? The line to the tampon machine?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck do you think we're in line for?
Speaker 1: I hate when bitches do that, you know, And then
Speaker 1: they'll look and they'll be like, have you checked if
Speaker 1: the stalls are open? Like are you dumb right now?
Speaker 1: But you want me to fuck.
Speaker 3: One of the greatest inventions ever I see you at
Speaker 3: airports and bathrooms are the green and red lights above
Speaker 3: the toilets in the parking spots Like that's county, Like
Speaker 3: that's we ate with that, like if their light is green,
Speaker 3: it's open. If it's red, it's occupied and you don't
Speaker 3: have to walk up to it.
Speaker 4: Is that a thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If it's in bathroom, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've been in airports with those.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really it's really fun.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know. Is it because of the lock?
Speaker 2: Actually it might be.
Speaker 3: I was gonna just say some bullshit that there's like
Speaker 3: a censer in there, but it probably is. Like the lock,
Speaker 3: but those you know, those cameras on the toilet that
Speaker 3: like the sensors are actually cameras looking up your vagina
Speaker 3: on your.
Speaker 1: I without fail always think that and I will never
Speaker 1: not think that. And I'm like, it's like, how ever,
Speaker 1: since I saw the video of somebody taking the thing
Speaker 1: out of an ATM or like a gas station pump,
Speaker 1: like the card, oh, I do that every time ever since,
Speaker 1: Like I saw the video of somebody committing fraud, and
Speaker 1: like they rip it on. They're like, dude, they were
Speaker 1: scanning everybody's cards. I look at everything, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that is fake and it is a replica on top
Speaker 1: of the actual thing to surveillance me right now, and
Speaker 1: it's literally tracking me.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be augmented reality in a couple of years.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying. But yeah, uh, I only even said
Speaker 1: the bathroom thing because we were in Malibu at this
Speaker 1: restaurant and this woman came in and there was a
Speaker 1: regular restroom and then the employee's only restroom, and she
Speaker 1: was like, what's that and then we were like, it's
Speaker 1: employees only, and she goes, well, we can just go
Speaker 1: in there, and all of us literally said nothing because
Speaker 1: we were like, bitch, you need to fucking kill yourself.
Speaker 1: Because she went and wiggled the handle and tried to
Speaker 1: open the employee's only bathroom. She was like, why don't
Speaker 1: you one of you go get the key to like
Speaker 1: ask one of the employees since the line is so
Speaker 1: loud cut I know, and we were like, none of
Speaker 1: us said anything, but I know, all of us were like, bitch,
Speaker 1: why don't you fucking do that? And she just got
Speaker 1: in the line. She was like this is ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: we were We've already been in the line for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: so bitch, why the fuck are you getting in this
Speaker 1: line and like trying to like start conversation with us,
Speaker 1: like shut the fuck up. And then the man she
Speaker 1: was with got behind her and was like, oh, now,
Speaker 1: I see watched seconds so long because you girls, you
Speaker 1: girls just take so long in those bathrooms and no
Speaker 1: one said anything and no one got anything in that
Speaker 1: want girl. I was like, yeah, I need to go
Speaker 1: in there and do my blowout, like like do a
Speaker 1: like a hair blow.
Speaker 2: Out on her back out.
Speaker 1: Yeah with what well she had her She had a
Speaker 1: rose toy in her hand, which I was like.
Speaker 2: Wow, level three rose toy? Level three?
Speaker 1: What is.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: That was like?
Speaker 2: Not I'm eats, I'm an alien, I'm extra a.
Speaker 3: See there's levels to this bar ship that if you
Speaker 3: get it, you get it. But like, you gotta read
Speaker 3: between the lines.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker, you're shaking. It's just when I like my no dexterity.
Speaker 4: You don't be fingering, you don't be fingering.
Speaker 2: Look at this.
Speaker 1: I got to much literally shaking so bad.
Speaker 4: You're like trembling, Drew, look at your nails really quick,
Speaker 4: look at your nails.
Speaker 2: Mm hm, Okay, what were you seeing if he was
Speaker 2: gonna go like this?
Speaker 4: You know the fucking dates ass for middle school?
Speaker 2: I never saw hell, I just know it.
Speaker 4: I did. I failed that and I actually remember it.
Speaker 4: In seventh grade and everyone was like, oh, you're gay,
Speaker 4: and I was like, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: I remember like not knowing what it was in seventh
Speaker 3: grade and someone doing it to me and me passing
Speaker 3: as a straight man and like literally being like like
Speaker 3: I literally am straight, not hiding anything.
Speaker 4: I remember that like actually kind of like being like
Speaker 4: determining for people like for that week. I guess maybe
Speaker 4: I am question that's queer.
Speaker 2: Questioning.
Speaker 1: I wonder what like if that that has to still
Speaker 1: those antics have to still be a thing in certain areas.
Speaker 3: Like probably gotten so much worse, like I guarantee, like
Speaker 3: the pendulum has fucking swung.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, are really scary.
Speaker 2: They're evil.
Speaker 3: Like I'm literally scared every time I walk next to
Speaker 3: a kid, like like a fucking seventeen year old. I'm
Speaker 3: like terrified as seventeen and eighteen year olds right now,
Speaker 3: Like y'all are scary, and I know you're watching this.
Speaker 2: You scare me, you know too much?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, I don't like seeing groups of uh teenagers
Speaker 1: out because it really upsets me. Also, where are your parents?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, Like when we went to Halloween Horronized,
Speaker 1: there were so many like groups of teenagers hanging out
Speaker 1: late at night, and I was like, literally, where are
Speaker 1: your parents? Like I can't believe your parents left you
Speaker 1: here alone? Also, why is it legal for them to
Speaker 1: be there alone? Like I don't know why. I just
Speaker 1: felt so so odd, like we're in a place where
Speaker 1: they serve alcohol, Like why are you here alone? Like
Speaker 1: it feels really not normal.
Speaker 2: No, it's like a vibe.
Speaker 3: I remember going to six Flags alone for the first
Speaker 3: time and it being like I'm like a grown up now,
Speaker 3: like I can do things like this, but my mom
Speaker 3: was just waiting at the Dennis across the street, like
Speaker 3: they're there. But Halloween Hornites was fucking lit like that
Speaker 3: was so like I was like, I'm not scared as ship,
Speaker 3: like nothing scares me. And then like when those motherfuckers
Speaker 3: with the chainsaws like came up and blew that fucking
Speaker 3: exhaust in my face literally gave me carbon monoxide. Literally
Speaker 3: was like oh, like blowing the exhaust my face, I
Speaker 3: was like bruh, like' like can't I lost brain cells?
Speaker 2: I was actually scared.
Speaker 1: I'm just like so I realized like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1: I've just realized like I'm not I'm like not easily
Speaker 1: scared like that, but more than anything, Like I'm just
Speaker 1: so embarrassed, Like I'm so easily embarrassed by like the
Speaker 1: antics of it. And I understand that's just me being
Speaker 1: a bitter person, a bitter hater. I know, I know
Speaker 1: trust and belief, but like I just like couldn't, like
Speaker 1: I couldn't like I just would see them and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're literally in a costume trying to scare me right now.
Speaker 2: Bobby Brown's red didn't see like in this Stranger.
Speaker 4: How much is she getting paid to do that?
Speaker 2: Only like sixty bucks a day? Yeah, she loves Bobby
Speaker 2: Brown fell the.
Speaker 5: Fucky No, but she ate the girl.
Speaker 2: At the end, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, like the theatrics of it all was.
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, that's the thing is like so Halloween hormonized.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of themed houses, so there's like stranger things,
Speaker 1: Last of Us, like an Evil Dead one. Like there's
Speaker 1: all these themes, but the ones that are like show
Speaker 1: based that the Last of Us they have actors in there,
Speaker 1: like playing scenes and this is so fucked up and
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for saying this.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: There was this one part where Elle's character whatever her
Speaker 1: fucking name is from us, like the character also, like
Speaker 1: it's just so funny to see, like obviously they cannot
Speaker 1: hire a fourteen year old to play a fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: It has to be an adult playing a fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: But all the adults playing the fourteen year old like
Speaker 1: looked twenty eight. They were short. There is just like
Speaker 1: really short girls. And there was this one scene where
Speaker 1: like walking through, she's like behind the gate and she's like,
Speaker 1: this is awkward and like moves and I really wanted
Speaker 1: to get it on a video, so I stood there
Speaker 1: trying to get it, and it was dark and I
Speaker 1: stood there for way too long, and she saw me
Speaker 1: trying to film her because it's literally her behind the
Speaker 1: gate going oh, this is awkward and moving to the side,
Speaker 1: and I got.
Speaker 2: A fee It was so sad, so fuck, but.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry started hiding from me.
Speaker 2: She literally ran away from the camera and she missed
Speaker 2: her cues.
Speaker 3: Like it's also like thinking about how Halloween or like
Speaker 3: houses work. It's just him repeating like the same motion
Speaker 3: and like it has to be on time and they
Speaker 3: have to like know it on time, but like it
Speaker 3: was just playing on the speaker and she wasn't like
Speaker 3: banging on the glib.
Speaker 2: This is awkward like that dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was her line. God, dude, if you watch
Speaker 1: the show, like some of that girl's dialogue sucked so bad.
Speaker 1: So it's literally dialogue from the show and some dude,
Speaker 1: some of the shit they made that kid say. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 5: But that's like she was like.
Speaker 3: Thirty seven in the show, Like in real life, that's
Speaker 3: a thirty seven year old woman.
Speaker 1: The girl who played the girl, she's literally fucking.
Speaker 2: Like thirty seven.
Speaker 1: You scared me. I was like, dude, damn, she looks
Speaker 1: really you that's great. But yeah, I got a video
Speaker 1: of her like hiding because I couldn't see like at
Speaker 1: first because I was just in this like loud room.
Speaker 1: I was again on my phone and I was like,
Speaker 1: where is she? Like I'm not seeing her on camera.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe it's just too dark, So
Speaker 1: I turned my flash off and then I realized like, like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, she's literally hiding from me, and you can
Speaker 1: vaguely see like through the crash. She's like at the side,
Speaker 1: like waiting for me to move so she can doing.
Speaker 2: It because she's going to be blinded by your flash.
Speaker 1: But I felt really bad and if somehow this crosses
Speaker 1: your page, I swear I'm not making fun of you.
Speaker 1: It was just funny to me that this is awkward
Speaker 1: in this like haunted house, and I'm really sorry, but
Speaker 1: they need cracking me up.
Speaker 3: What they need like a really actually scary haunted house,
Speaker 3: like one like the scariest thing I can imagine, and
Speaker 3: that this would be really easy to do. It's just
Speaker 3: a a haunted house where there are no oiled up
Speaker 3: tworking booties like everywhere like the imagine a world like
Speaker 3: imagine a world like where that's not happening.
Speaker 4: Like I can't even imagine shaking.
Speaker 3: Like sweating, like I'm withdrawing from opiates because I like
Speaker 3: need it.
Speaker 4: I had a had a question, would you guys still
Speaker 4: let me be the producer of the podcast if I
Speaker 4: was a worm?
Speaker 1: No, you're you're barely making it now, you're barely making
Speaker 1: the cut now, I'd squitch you. When you say worm,
Speaker 1: the thing is like this really goes see like goes
Speaker 1: to show how I view you, because when you said worm,
Speaker 1: I was thinking more like maggot larva like this, like
Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking like you weren't even like an earthworm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking of you like as a fishing lure,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like a caterpillar that's about to turn into
Speaker 3: a butterfly and metamorphosize into something great.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I got the answer.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, don't ask the tough questions that you
Speaker 1: don't want the tough answers. Also, I stopped watching plane
Speaker 1: crash videos and murder documentaries, and I am no happier
Speaker 1: than I was before, like if anything, Like I just
Speaker 1: like like I just need to like tap back in like.
Speaker 3: Drinking cokes or stopping Like it's the same idea like
Speaker 3: when I stopped drinking a coke, like stop drinking sodas
Speaker 3: and like doing cocaine and shooting up heroin and smoking meth,
Speaker 3: like you didn't get.
Speaker 2: Feel worse, Like I feel worse. So I just fall
Speaker 2: back into those habits.
Speaker 1: Like like it's like the people who are like I
Speaker 1: cut out coffee. Whoa I cut out coffee, Like, ah,
Speaker 1: like I feel so much better. One, No you don't.
Speaker 1: Two you're lying to yourself. Three you're fucking boring.
Speaker 4: Four is coffee bad for you?
Speaker 1: I think people? Because it's like if you take melotone
Speaker 1: in a lot. You are depleting your natural chemicals that
Speaker 1: like make you sleepy.
Speaker 4: Can I just say one thing, don't talk to me
Speaker 4: until I've had my fucking cup of coffee, Okay, exactly,
Speaker 4: Just don't even speak to me until I've finished it.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me until I've macro dosed porn. Yeah,
Speaker 2: y'all are on that micro dosing ship with Dorn.
Speaker 4: Like, don't talk to Drew until he's gooned for seven.
Speaker 2: Hours edging and gooning session.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that makes me so happy.
Speaker 6: For you that you know what edging is.
Speaker 1: I know what edging is.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's kind of the same.
Speaker 4: Okay, edging is good for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, testoss makes you uh last longer in bed for
Speaker 3: the ladies, Oh we all know those thirty second uh
Speaker 3: and over guys? WHOA I met five Nights at Freddy's
Speaker 3: because I literally did, Like I'm not even.
Speaker 1: You're like literally on a crazy tip. How do we
Speaker 1: get invited to the premiere of five Nights at Fridays? Like?
Speaker 1: I feel like we could make that happen.
Speaker 2: I think we did.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I think oh no, no, no, no, I got
Speaker 3: invited to the premiere of I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 2: I'm not bragging. H okay.
Speaker 3: Well, one last thing I want to talk about before
Speaker 3: we move on to media and Drewyeop.
Speaker 2: Corner is uh, y'all, have.
Speaker 3: You seen the insurrection of Mojang No Mojang Minecraft Mojang
Speaker 3: they are the community is finally.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of the restaurant Mojanles. I thought, I
Speaker 1: thought that's Jingles Jingles. I thought you were talking.
Speaker 2: About a restaurant. No, I'm talking about Minecraft.
Speaker 3: The community is finally like uniting and rising up against
Speaker 3: Minecraft and all their crimes against the community, like every
Speaker 3: so often, like there's a voting system where you get
Speaker 3: to vote for like a new critter to be added
Speaker 3: to the game. They could add all three, Like why
Speaker 3: don't they add all three? And they make us vote,
Speaker 3: and the community is like, just add all.
Speaker 2: Three of them. You already had all three of them,
Speaker 2: the critters, like the new animals, like the bees, the cows,
Speaker 2: the whole.
Speaker 1: That's what this is about. I thought it was like
Speaker 1: they were taking money from like developers.
Speaker 4: Image, like a January sixth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, they know. They are looking over the critters.
Speaker 1: We need to do that for fortnite and get rid
Speaker 1: of the fucking chickens and all the animals that attack you,
Speaker 1: because it's so fucking pointless, Like the amount of times
Speaker 1: I've been on such a grind, but I get caught
Speaker 1: in the fucking storm and then I get out and
Speaker 1: a fucking chicken is attacking me, Like that's the last
Speaker 1: thing I eat on my dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: They were so annoying. We had such a domestic like
Speaker 1: last few nights together that it was literally cracking me up.
Speaker 1: Like when we were sitting watching Love Is Blind on
Speaker 1: the couch and we were both in pjs sitting there.
Speaker 1: I literally was looking at you. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is literally what married couples do, like
Speaker 1: we ate dinner and then we were sitting and watching
Speaker 1: TV and like it felt so funny, like it was
Speaker 1: just cracking me up. Sometimes last night, yeah, sometimes we
Speaker 1: fall into such a like yeah, we literally made dinner
Speaker 1: for Oryan and she came over. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is literally so funny, like this we are we have
Speaker 1: fully hit mid to late twenties, like we just we
Speaker 1: we are there, like there's no, wait what? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: cause you're seventeen. Are you excited to turn eighteen? I
Speaker 1: feel like it's been forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited to finally be fucking legal.
Speaker 1: What's the first thing you're gonna do in your legla?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, vote for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: That's really responsible.
Speaker 4: Vote for true.
Speaker 1: We did it, Joe.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna vote for mary Anne Williamson. She likes birds.
Speaker 3: It's a real person. She likes birds, and she's really sweet.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh wow, well that was this episode.
Speaker 2: Like, my name's Esa.
Speaker 1: No, I had a really good one the other day. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know. Our other one was. My name is Sdie
Speaker 1: and I like to see.
Speaker 2: Jo come here? Yes, I come here.
Speaker 1: I'd a really good night. Oh wait, I know what
Speaker 1: was My name is Bettie. I like to sing.
Speaker 3: My name is Danielle and I built large my village.
Speaker 1: Yes, my name is Stephen Peterson and I built large
Speaker 1: Bond village. My name is Tyler and.
Speaker 2: I love the Hollywood Bowl. What is that? What does
Speaker 2: it become?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: My name is Jessica Bell and I've won eighteen mummies
Speaker 1: austers Jessica Bell, I'm not a person, Jessica.
Speaker 2: Oh b o veal like steak, mistake, like goats. I'm
Speaker 2: the fucking greatest southing ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we cut you up and ate it, and we'd
Speaker 1: be eating veal.
Speaker 2: And if we cut you up and ate it, you
Speaker 2: would be like ground sausage.
Speaker 1: Now I'd be like ground sardines. I'd be a sardine.
Speaker 2: Pee fishy, fishy fishy.
Speaker 1: All right, well, media, the week is love is wine, duh.
Speaker 5: Dirt nutter.
Speaker 1: And my I only have one thing to say for
Speaker 1: song media, and it's I Want you the Deluxe version
Speaker 1: by Marvin Gaye, which I think is what I said
Speaker 1: last time. And then I just listened to When the
Speaker 1: Morning Comes by Darryl Hall and John Oates like eight
Speaker 1: times this morning. It made me so happy.
Speaker 2: Mine is.
Speaker 6: Wonder Whall by Ryan Adams. Uh, Sugar Ross. I think
Speaker 6: Sugar Ross I fucking love them.
Speaker 2: Just listen to the music, get into it.
Speaker 4: Uh, Then.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was that song?
Speaker 4: I was listening?
Speaker 2: So I was blasting in the car. Oh well, would
Speaker 2: you say.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ye yeah the new one O Tricks Point
Speaker 3: Never album, y'all taps. It is one of the best
Speaker 3: intros to an album I've ever fucking heard in my
Speaker 3: life other.
Speaker 1: Than Bamby Bye Claro. I really listened to Sling and
Speaker 1: Bambi is such a good opening song to an album.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: The whole album is literally just so cool. It's like
Speaker 3: the best parts of all of Opian's music and albums
Speaker 3: that I like mixed into one album and it's really
Speaker 3: freaking good.
Speaker 1: An Invisible Man by the Breeders.
Speaker 2: Please listen to it.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into Drew's say corner.
Speaker 4: Welcome to drew shyout Corner.
Speaker 3: I need a couple of y'all's ugly ass boyfriends to
Speaker 3: sit on my porch this Halloween.
Speaker 4: Do it.
Speaker 1: Looking for a flave? Oh he's wait, No, you're calling
Speaker 1: me and Kay the ugly boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I pray body this morn or I you
Speaker 3: as real because if it's not, I'm ugly as fuck.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you died on Spotify rap Day and your
Speaker 3: friends had to figure out what they were going.
Speaker 2: To post to their stories first.
Speaker 3: Your obituary or their Spotify wrapped.
Speaker 1: Dude, if my friends mix up their story with me
Speaker 1: and their Spotify wraps, I would literally haunt them from
Speaker 1: the dead, like you can't just wait a few days.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you died on Emergency Intercom release day, and
Speaker 3: your funeral was planned at the same time, and you
Speaker 3: have to decide if you're going to listen to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Or go to your friends.
Speaker 1: You just said, imagine if.
Speaker 2: You die, die, die, die, all of you die.
Speaker 3: I have one more, but it sucks. I definitely would
Speaker 3: have been stoned to death in a town square.
Speaker 1: I don't think that sucks because it's true.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, Drake, I cannot believe I didn't
Speaker 3: put this earlier in the episode, And we might have
Speaker 3: to put this earlier in the episode because I know
Speaker 3: bitches are not listening to this.
Speaker 2: Deep Drake, Fuck you, fuck you Drake. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he did you kissed me? The fuck off?
Speaker 3: So one he wants to go online and say, oh,
Speaker 3: everything Drew is saying about us hooking up and shit
Speaker 3: is not real. Bitch, I have the fucking footage. Do
Speaker 3: you want me to release the fucking footage of your
Speaker 3: tiny penis you and Kanye giving each other backshots? Because
Speaker 3: I fucking will. And then you have the audacity, the
Speaker 3: fucking audacity to put a song about me on your album. Hello,
Speaker 3: Drew's a pacasto. Drew is a pacasto. Fuck you Now
Speaker 3: you're calling me a work of art all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Yes I have a nice body, Yes I have a
Speaker 3: monster fucking dick. Yes, I blew your fucking back out.
Speaker 3: How the fuck are you not? Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: so actually fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't even do like you were, ignoring the fact
Speaker 1: that you signed like a crazy NDA. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why you're saying all of this like.
Speaker 3: You're gonna give He knows if he break if he
Speaker 3: tells me I broke the NDA. He knows his nudes
Speaker 3: are getting leaked, and he's embarrassed and embarrassed, Guy Drake,
Speaker 3: deleait the fucking song, or tell them it's.
Speaker 1: Who Have you listened to the song? Because I haven't.
Speaker 3: It's probably like terrible. The new album is good, actually
Speaker 3: on ironic.
Speaker 1: The sexy red song is like the one that's the one.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for listening to this episode, guys.
Speaker 1: I hope you have an amazing day, and I hope
Speaker 1: nobody had any comments to make about my scary banks.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh, someone made a This is Drew Phillips playlist.
Speaker 1: I like that cover Can I use the toilet? No,
Speaker 1: you need to go home and use your own toilet?
Speaker 4: Can I please use yours? I have to peek.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get our fucking ship release?
Speaker 2: What did you assess me? What did you dissask me?
Speaker 4: Drew? Can I please use the toilet? I need a
Speaker 4: piece so bad? Can I please use the toilet?
Speaker 1: You look at his legs ew are those new shoes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You actually ate them up.
Speaker 4: I had to tap into the sombers just as they
Speaker 4: were exited.
Speaker 1: The last person to wear you were the last person
Speaker 1: known to mankind to purchase sambas.
Speaker 3: You know what fucking sucks is now? The Ona Sua
Speaker 3: Tigers are literally the new sambas.
Speaker 1: Not okay because it's such a niche.
Speaker 2: Bubbles I posted in first.
Speaker 4: I'm such a fucking annoying ugly.
Speaker 3: You cannot be saying that, Kyle, I said, Kai, please
Speaker 3: pee in the toilet?
Speaker 1: No, okay, stop cut that. You're don bye.
Speaker 2: I'm the toilet. You're saying you're gonna pee on me? No,
Speaker 2: all right, but.
Speaker 1: You guys were listening. Bye