WEBVTT - Mr. beast is coming on the podcast 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:21.400 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Are you ready 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:26.360 to have absolutely nothing of true intelligence spewed into your 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:30.920 ear for an hour? Like, I genuinely don't know that 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.480 people walk away from this podcast learn anything. But maybe 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:34.199 they learned to love. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:35.680 No, That's what I was about to say. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.599 They learned to love themselves because they look at two 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.479 people that have loved themselves a little too hard, a 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:43.720 little too much. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.840 A little too No. I think the point of loving 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:46.760 yourself a little. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.000 Too much, I'm true and this is Indya. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.520 I was gonna say, I think the form of loving 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.200 yourself a little too much is when you get to 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.680 like a Jake Paul Logan Paul level like of pure Oh. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.160 Speaking of YouTubers, mister Beasts last. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.160 He's a danger actual. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.280 He is actually going beyond like he is fully performing 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:07.200 squid games like. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:12.440 No, he's it's really really it's actually dark, Like the 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.400 ending of that video was actually dark, Like I literally 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.040 was like almost tearing up. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:18.679 I felt so bad for that guy. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.080 Also, I found out he is a friend of another 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:25.360 mister Beast type creator, that air Raq guy who was 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:26.480 in Eric's. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:27.399 Really early videos. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.759 And I wonder if there's some like drama or beef 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:34.520 there because he left Eric yeah to do the Mister 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.080 Beast thing, but he was hella athletic. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:37.560 I know, I was gonna say that has to just 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.640 be one of his homies who's like very athletic, because 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.399 if you haven't watched, please go watch me, Please go 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:47.000 watch Yeah, but it literally is so fucking odd. The 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.120 water scene made me so anxious, and also just like 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.520 him losing and then picking him up and being like 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.240 come on, buddy, and you think he would hug him 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.120 and comfort him, but he just puts him on the 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.680 platform and shoots him down into a pit like. 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:00.720 No, we we've I mean we said this for the 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.600 last six months, like he is flying really really close 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.360 to the sun. And then he like posted about like 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.840 a new video that he's doing where it's like this 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.640 sterile ass white room. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.160 Also the fucking budget. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.360 Has gone up insane, Like that was like a five 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.680 million dollar video with like the sets he was doing, 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.840 and then he built out another set that's like super 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.680 techy like could be in Space Odyssey two thousand and one, 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.440 like type shit, like very sterile white room like high 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.600 advance like future shit whatever, and he's locking people in 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:35.480 there for one hundred days and if one there's two people, 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:38.320 if one of the people leaves, they both lose the money. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.320 And I think it's like a half a million dollars 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:40.799 or something. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.880 Oh my god, half a million to split or half 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.240 a million. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.000 I have no idea. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:50.000 I think I would assume to split, but it's probably knowing. Yeah, 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.639 he's probably just doing that. But people were like actually 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.120 upset with him. They're like, damn, like he actually is 0:02:56.200 --> 0:03:00.400 like becoming like a rich super villain watching people like 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.440 brawl for money. But like then that there's like the 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:07.480 argument where like isn't every game show ever like making 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.320 people who need oh literally why money, like make fools 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.040 of themselves. Like that's the whole point of a game show. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.840 It's always been around, So like why is it a 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.720 problem now that mister bust is doing it? But I 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.960 don't know, he's just taking it to a level that Like. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:24.160 That was so sad. It was literally just so sad 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.840 the ending of that, Like I feel like with game shows, 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:30.040 but I guess he still walked away with like a 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.240 good amount of money, So boo fucking who. It's just 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.800 crazy because also, like I was saying Drew in that 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.680 like video he had to just keep going because or else, 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.280 like mister Bece even made a comment about it. He 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.720 was like, or else, I just won't have a video. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.480 So he literally kept pushing him towards the end of 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.040 the video to keep going through the trials, knowing that 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:48.680 he wouldn't win. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.720 Yeah, and even mister Beast was like, okay, like this 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.120 is there's too much money on the line, like do 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.040 not do this next one, and he was like, don't 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.360 fucking convince me to do the next one, and then 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.520 he did it anyways and then flopped hard. But the end, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.080 it sucks because that's like the worst trap they made, 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:04.600 Like I. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.720 Know, it's like the Bungus trap because it's literally just 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:08.240 a Squid games games. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:12.400 Squid Games would get eating my sandwich watching squid Game. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:18.159 Also, last night, I was freaking the fuck out because 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.719 I was just scrolling through TikTok and I stumbled on 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:24.120 a live and it was like we'll insert the picture, 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.080 but it was like just the screen and I didn't 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.320 recognize the app at first, but I could assume it 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.680 was Uber and you could see the guy was in Denver. 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:36.400 He was like driving around and it was like two 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.039 minutes to picking up Hannah, and he's talking to the 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.680 camera and like just talking, but like he did it 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.360 in a way that it doesn't show the exact directions, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.560 like you know, on the Uber map, it'll have the 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.960 map and like the line, but it won't show like 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.360 where you're going, because he probably has another phone it's 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.600 connected to for the actual map. But I was watching, 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.800 I was like, there's no way this man is about 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.480 to stay on live and get a passenger in a car. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.080 He fully did, and he like interacted with her and 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.920 tried to make conversation, but it was like late at night. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.960 She didn't really talk to him, and that was freaking 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.400 me the fuck out because how insane is that that 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:15.279 this Uber driver is just live picking people up, driving around. 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.520 And there was a point where he showed a part 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.960 of the map when she got out of the car. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:23.360 He didn't move and like he zoomed out and you 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.520 could see the Lift and Uber app open at the 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.680 same time. And on the Lift app it shows like 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.760 street names and stuff and that I'm not going to insert, 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:32.520 but I was looking at it. I was like if 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.720 I was actually But this is also me just being 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.560 extremely paranoid and fearful because I'm a woman, and I 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.880 like swear this is gonna happen to another woman, and 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.240 it scares me. But if I was an insane person 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.120 living in the Denver area and I saw that and 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.279 I wanted to kill somebody, like a random person I 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.279 had no connection to, I literally could have found that 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:53.520 girl's cross streets very easily, gone outside her house yelled Hannah. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.279 She probably would have come out and been like, why 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.280 is someone yelling my name? And I could have killed her. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:58.880 And then that's what was freaking me out last night 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.719 because I was like, oh my god, like literally, it 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.680 is such an invasion of privacy. And then I thought 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.520 about it because I get an ubers and if I'm 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.240 with a friend, I say all my fucking business, Like 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.640 we'll be catching up in an uber, I'll be saying 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.440 all my fucking tea, like I say literally everything that's 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.159 happening in my life. Imagine getting into a fucking uber 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:19.679 and you're like on TikTok in the backseat, like talking 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.039 to a friend and scrolling through TikTok and you just 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.719 see a live stream and you're like, oh, like there's 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.040 an uber driver live streaming and you click on it 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.280 and you fucking hear your voice and you're literally, like 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:33.800 without your knowledge, being broadcasted to a thousands. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.440 That's like my biggest fear coming true. Like I literally 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.839 think I'm being recorded at all moments of the day. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:38.960 Yeah. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:40.920 Me and Kye talk about it literally all the time, 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.520 where we're just like it feels like there's like a 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.440 camera on me all the time, Like even in like 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.320 saved spaces. I just like, I don't know, it's it's 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:52.000 fucking bizarre. But my favorite genre of video, ironically enough 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:56.720 that you brought that up is right now watching UVU 0:06:56.839 --> 0:07:01.120 jabbs kick out passengers out of their car for being psychos, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.280 and like it's so funny watching these people be like 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.960 tyrants in the back and then like get humbled when 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.680 they're like get out of my fucking car if you're 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.040 gonna act like I think you're forgetting like this is 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:15.600 my car. Yeah, And like I've seen somewhere like people 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.760 in the back are like lying and like we'll call 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:19.840 the cops and say he's trying to run me over, 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.320 and the like they have like the camera footage and 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.760 it's just him sitting there like just being like why 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:25.920 are you literally lying? 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:26.360 Right now? 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:31.040 It's like it's really really advanced level shit to bring up. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.480 But yeah, we've definitely gone too far. We've said it 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.760 a million times. Like I was going through my TikTok 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.040 to fee the other day and I was just like 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:41.160 watching live streams of just like the most bizarre shit. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:42.840 I mean, you saw it yesterday. I don't want to. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.000 Mention what it was, but it was just literally like 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.480 people dying on my live stream and like people donating gifts. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.880 Like it was so fucking weird. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.040 Yeah, it's like gone so far. What you can see 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.880 on live stream, Like it can either be like you're 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.560 invading someone's privacy or just the most random person ever, 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.840 which actually I will insert this woman who was doing 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.680 karaoke on her live to like thirty people with like 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.480 the eye contact filter on, and I watched her for 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.440 so long, like I was just so bezers because I 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:13.920 was like, damn, dude, she's literally just at work and 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.080 she's passing the time and this is awesome. But then 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.080 you scroll another one and it's somebody like going around 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.920 on the streets of LA. I watched this one for 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.720 a long time because last night was a really nice, 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.560 foggy night and I was actually so upset that I 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.720 was high, so I couldn't drive around because I don't 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.040 believe in driving while you're high, even though I feel 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:31.360 like some people do that. And I'm like, you were 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.600 literally actually insane, you're so under the influence. I get 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.440 a life and like grow up. But I was so 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.200 upset I couldn't drive around. But he it's the dude. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:42.680 I feel like you've seen him. He's like og live 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.840 streamer on he has like a police radio and he 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.440 literally goes to scenes that police are going to, which 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:53.640 is one dangerous too also invasive. Like he was yesterday. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.920 This was freaking me out. He was at the crime 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.600 scene where someone had gotten shot and he was just 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.640 on live stream. And then also like that's a whole 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.920 other thing, because then I was like, dude, the twenty 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.439 four hour news cycle has gone to a new level 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:09.480 where citizens are just partaking in it, and like, I 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.120 don't know, it was like last night, I was literally 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:13.839 freaking the fuck out. I was like, this is so 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:15.600 insane that I'm just sitting in my bed and I 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:20.240 can see everything happening like everywhere, everything everywhere, all at once. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:24.400 Like literally remember like like two or three years ago, 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:28.079 like when TikTok was getting really really huge, and like 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:32.360 it was just like it was breaking through like the mainstream, 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:36.280 and like they just wasn't like chronically online people on 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.120 TikTok anymore. Like everyone was on the internet like in 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:42.600 the early pandemic, and we would see like glimpses of 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:46.120 like different cultures, like like for in China, for example, 0:09:46.280 --> 0:09:49.520 like the most beautiful person you've ever seen, like live 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:54.120 streaming and like a cardboard cubicle underneath like an overpass 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.640 like bridge, and it was like hundreds of these girls 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.600 just live streaming. And I remember seeing that and be like, dude, 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:03.360 that is so dystopian, like I cannot believe that is happening, 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.600 Like what the fuck? And now I like scroll down 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:09.960 my TikTok feed and like literally that's essentially what like everybody. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.200 On the America is doing. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.560 It's just like fully just like I don't know, like 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.160 and it's all selling something, Like it's so bizarre, like 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:21.000 everything is like and I mean, I'm like even guilty 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.920 of this, but like everything I see on my fucking 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.760 feed is like selling something, and it's just like it 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.640 freaks me the fuck out, like like I don't know, 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:32.440 like late stage capitalism vibes for real, Like, I'm like 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.040 so also, like on TikTok, I bought one fucking thing 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.600 off the live store or the TikTok store, I bought 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.760 like this is so embarrassing. Oh my fucking god, I 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.840 bought Pokemon cards and it was crazy. I bought Pokemon 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.560 cards for a guy to open them on a live 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:52.880 stream and show me what Pokemon cards I got paid for? Disappointment, Yeah, 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.960 no exactly. Actually I did get a hit like it 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.560 was actually fire. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.679 I'm gonna go, but. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.880 So insane. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.480 What does it hit? What does that mean? 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.920 Like he got a good card? 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.640 Oh oh well, they're all wrapped up. 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.480 But I paid for them on the live I spent 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.360 I think like ten dollars for him to open and 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:20.360 ship the card and he opened the pack live And 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.720 then now all my TikTok store feed has been is 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:28.560 Pokemon related, and I'm like, damn, that algorithm is like 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.000 fucking vicious. Like literally, I guarantee I could scroll down 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.720 my feed right now and find like one fucking Pokemon 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.280 video within ten minutes or ten ten seconds. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:42.760 I mean, like, it's so insane. Our tilands are so different. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:46.240 It's like, didn't you buy something else too. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:50.040 Oh you bought food, dude, stop you bought. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.000 I think I think we need to talk about that. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.440 I literally, oh, look, two videos back to back. I 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:02.360 told you yeah, but on the TikTok feed. I was 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:03.800 on the TikTok Live store. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.920 I literally bought so okay, okay, like literally give me 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.720 fucking like prompts because like, if you know, you know, but. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:16.680 I partially understand this, but buying this online and non 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:17.719 person is the. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.400 Crazy makes this a crazy I know it is. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:20.680 It is. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:28.960 I got a hot bowl which with Queso flavored ruffles 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.760 and a coke like a PEPSI like, leave me the funck. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.800 Alone is just so insane. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.400 It was on it. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:38.440 It was a part of the bundle. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:39.160 It was a bundle. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:47.520 It was boiled eggs red forty like hot, and sauce 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:51.120 like it was sausage and like nasty. I literally, I'm 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.040 not even joking. I did not have a bite of 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.200 it because it took two weeks to get here, like 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.880 and by the time it got here, it fucking reaped. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:00.000 Ya actually had a bite of it and it wasn't 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:01.400 I am like I grew. 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.559 Up eating hot sausage and pickled eggs. So I was like, Oh, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.560 this might be good. But then when he told me 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.199 he ordered it online, I was like, that's gonna sit 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.079 in Like that means this person transferred this to a 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.240 container from the original container, made this mixture, put it 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.760 into like a random container. They both bought and sent 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:22.640 it to you with like no preservation of it sat 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:28.040 in a hot truck for yeah, boiling. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:32.400 I think it flew because the pepsi like was almost exploded, 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.240 like the end of it was like bulging out, like 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.760 the air pressure had fucked it up. But the craziest 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:41.120 thing is it really did take two weeks to ship 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:45.959 because TikTok has like like the TikTok shop, like if 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:49.160 you don't ship your order out within three days of 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.560 getting the order, the order is canceled. So it like 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:57.360 promotes like fast shipping and like fast turnaround in processing times. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:00.360 So that means she shipped it out in three days, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.000 but it took ten days to fuck. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.920 Because they probably stopped it through the fucking postal service. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:10.640 And it was like, what is this like like like 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.319 a lukewarm bowl of soup with like hallapenos, boiled eggs, 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.839 sausages and like onions in it, like. 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:17.960 I wish I took a picture of it. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:19.440 I don't think I got a picture, which is like 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:20.960 one of the biggest regrets. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.840 It tasted really nasty. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.239 No, no, I think any of anybody tastes. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.720 No because even as somebody who eats pickled eggs, like 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.080 at least pickled eggs, I know that, like pickling foods 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.640 is an old time process. But this wasn't a pickled egg. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.480 It was literally an egg she boiled and threw in 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.400 that fucking random ass bowl of Like, but that's kind 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.280 of ship, like TikTok convinces me to buy like oh, 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.000 the best white T shirt you'll ever have, or like, oh, 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.920 a lipstain, like and you was like, oh my god, 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:54.240 do you want to see of fucking acid, Pokemon cards 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.800 and slime? Actually he's about slime. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:01.600 Hell, that's all right, let's say get my cart right now. 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.560 Did I have a really good video? Actually I drew 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:04.680 looking at slime. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:08.200 On his Oh fuck, dude, my cart. Everything's sold out. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:09.320 I really do the. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:17.400 Moist Skittles, Axi Lottle, stress Ball, Chimoy gushers, and oh 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.720 I saw I was looking at these rice crispy treats 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.600 like the rice Krispy Treats on TikTok Shop go hardest fuck. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.440 I think I've said this before, but you know when 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.840 you go into a store and you're like, why did 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.640 Reese's or like Hershey's or all these brands? What is 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.200 this new random ass candy they made? Like why are 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.440 they doing that? Or like chip flavors and shit, And 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:38.520 you look at it, and most normal people walk into 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.320 a store and they're like so weird. They go for 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.080 the thing they were there initially for and they keep 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.280 it pushing. Drew will try anything, Like your mouth is 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.920 literally a garbage disposal. You won't put anything in that mouth? 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:49.240 Yeah? 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.600 Oh anything literally? Yeah? 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.440 Yeah we know, will Yeah, we know. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.640 I'll put anything. Yeah. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.200 Also, sorry that my voice is fucked up. I was 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.000 screaming at the top of my lings. I was locked 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.560 in a room. I was trying to get video. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:10.800 He's actually mister BEA's newest victim. He's literally like developing 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.920 logan pulse and drom because that kid in that video 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.480 like cut his fucking leg open. It was like dripping 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:18.160 blood down his leg and it's getting really close to 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.240 him accidentally beheading someone. And I'm just waiting for the 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.360 day like when David Dobrick flew his fucking friend around 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:28.280 that fucking h whatever. What is that thing is he do? 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:30.760 The tractor is? 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:36.720 I don't girls us what that machine is crane. 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:42.440 Mister Beas is getting really close to David literally just like. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.840 He's gonna just like put people in cannons and shoot 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.920 them into the into. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.960 The like we're gonna see if this guy can go 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:53.880 over three school buses via a canon we made. And 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.280 it's like they put like just only a helmet on 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.320 him and then a mister Actually they would cover him 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.240 in the Chocolate Wars be like this all cusher your fall. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:01.680 Yeah. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.880 Literally, there's actually a really good idea that I think 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:08.280 mister b should do more oiled up tworking booties. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.680 And that's what I'm saying. He wants to reach an algorithm. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:13.640 You made such a good point, Like mister Beast wants 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:14.800 a billion views on a video. 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:16.960 He's like that's his dream. 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.520 I feel like he had. He has like some videos 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:20.760 that are like half a billion. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:21.439 I don't think so. 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.560 I think the most is like two hundred and eighty 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:24.959 thousand Squinch games. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.000 Squinch Games I think got almost a billion. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.000 No, No, I think it's I don't even think it's 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.520 at half a billion yet. I think it's two hundred 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:36.200 and eighty million, but it's it might be four hundred 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:37.879 but no, yeah, five hundred million. 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.640 Oh wow for Squinch games. Wow. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.240 He wants a billion views so bad. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.480 But then I was thinking about it, I was like, 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:45.760 how the fuck does he secure budgets like this? But like, 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.399 of course some venture capitalists would want to be a 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.639 part of this, Like he's getting more views than like 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:55.000 any TV show has ever fucking gotten ever, Like it's 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:58.840 it's unlike, it's unprecedent. It's unlike anything we've ever seen before, 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.159 like going so sustainable to I. 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:04.679 Wonder what the like GDP impact. What state does he live? 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:05.520 South Carolina? 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.760 He run he dude, he bought part of the Charlotte 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.400 Hornets basketball team, like he like is running ship, like 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:13.919 in fucking. 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:17.600 He's running for fucking he needs to run for president. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:19.199 He would win, He. 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.360 Would have a because most of his audience is too 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:24.240 young to twelve, like too young. 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.120 Well, like twelve year olds and fourteen year olds run 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.160 the fucking internet, So like we're getting to the day 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:30.600 and age where like fourteen year olds might be able. 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:32.360 To vote soon yeah, in four years. 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:32.840 I mean they. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:37.080 Already technically do because they like swing the decisions of 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.240 so many fucking voters in different directions. 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.160 But wait, what age can you vote? 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:42.280 Eighteen? 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:46.680 It's eighteen, right, Yeah, I mean mister Best definitely has. 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:51.160 Like a handful of I mean we're literally three mid 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.680 twenty late twenty year olds sitting here talking about mister 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.760 fifteen minutes, so he definitely has eighteen year old win. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:58.520 If he runs for president, he will win. 0:18:58.720 --> 0:18:59.760 Yeah, we were talking about it. 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:02.439 Their Swift ran for president, it would be like a 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:08.159 third party like Republican Democrat Swifty like she would literally 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:10.000 she would get those that. 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:13.199 She was real right with the diapers. You know, there 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.640 were like photos of like seats at Taylor Swift concerts 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:20.320 covered and ship because people you didn't see that. No, yeah, 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.320 it was like people walking through like cleaning up after 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:27.600 the concert and there was like shit stains on the seats. 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:30.280 I'm pretty sure this is real where. 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:32.920 There's pull up a picture. I literally need to see 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:34.720 this because people. 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.320 Like even during intermissions like they didn't want I guess 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:39.399 it is like the longest concert ever too. It's like 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:40.280 three hours. 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:42.160 That is so fucking funny. 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:47.080 Thing like people wearing diapers and then it like going 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:48.320 out of the diaper. 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.160 Having a blowout, Like I know, like when babies sit 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:53.720 in car seats and have like liquid poop, but they 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.680 like have blowouts up their back. Like that's literally what 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:59.720 was happening to Taylor Swift fans is they were having 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.080 they were sitting in those damn seats for too long 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:04.159 because like they were like camping out and they just 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.520 had like a backpack full of loaded diapers and then 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.199 they just like had to empty them somewhere, but they 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.439 didn't want to go to the trash can. 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:12.720 Maybe I made this up because I'm not saying it, 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.719 but it might have been scribbed from the internet. People 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:18.959 confirmed were diapers though, and you know if people were 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:20.200 shitting in the yeah. 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:23.040 I mean that's like one of my dreams. 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.879 Like I want to pee and poo in a diaper, 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:27.280 Like I want to. 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.000 Say it, like it's not like an attainable dream, like 0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:29.760 you can do it. 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:34.119 I think your body just it's it is an attainable dream, 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:39.000 but like it is so like you know, like internal homophobia, 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:40.040 Like I have like. 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:41.600 Internal diaper phobia. 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.359 Like I literally like I'm like I don't think I 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:46.920 can do that, Like I don't know, like if morally 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.080 I'm allowed to ship all over my butt. 0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:54.159 Luna is standing up. Huh, Luna is standing up? 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.239 Really yeah, isn't that happens that fast? Bro? 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.240 No, she's just advanced. I swear to god, she's like 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:00.320 the most advanced. 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:01.679 Not as advance as that baby that we saw on 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:02.480 TikTok that was. 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:03.840 Two year old. 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:07.920 This guy was getting scary his two year old baby. 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:10.280 He was like, just found out randomly at this pets 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:12.280 mark that my two year old son can read. 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:13.639 It's scary and it literally is. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.600 He was holding his baby looking at the fish, and 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.520 the baby just looked at the label and read it 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:21.639 and was like like Zebra Finn and he was like 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:25.520 what and he was like what and no, he was. 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:29.520 Saying like words like Tetra and Zebra and Danio and 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:31.560 I was like, bitch, if I looked at that shit, 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:33.000 I wouldn't even be able to read it. It's like 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:35.480 dead asked some like glitch in the matrix like stream 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:39.840 of consciousness, Like like I always say, like if you 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:42.560 have an idea, act on it immediately, because there is 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.800 like this thought ether that like everybody's inspired by the 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:49.480 same ship, and everybody's getting the same stream of information. 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:52.200 So if you think of something, someone else will think 0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:54.199 of it because you had that thought, so act on 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:54.960 it immediately. 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:56.760 But it has to be like something. 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.560 Like that where the kid tapped into like a wavelength 0:21:58.560 --> 0:22:02.000 that we like can't even understand how babies learn how 0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:02.840 to fucking stand. 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:06.800 And wallies that like flip through TikTok filters and they'll 0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:10.720 choose it and then they'll stand back and they'll like, yes, dance, dude. 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:14.440 Luna is like it, dude, The iPhone terrifying. 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:17.879 The iPhone is literally like so evil and wicked and 0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.120 like it is literally harvesting of all us of all 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:23.679 of our fucking juices and energy and money and like 0:22:24.000 --> 0:22:26.560 all of our time and energy. Like it's fucking crazy, 0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:28.679 and it's so good at doing it, and it's so 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:35.200 like scientifically dialed in to like activate every fucking chemical 0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:38.720 in synapsi to fire in our brain all at once, 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:42.800 that like, when Luna sees this phone, she has no idea. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:44.280 What this is. She's not cognitive enough. 0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:46.800 She's never even used when it or like been able 0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:48.880 to understand what people are doing on it. But when 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.439 she sees this fucking screen light up. She crawls to 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:54.840 it immediately like it's like and she has the biggest 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:57.800 smile on her face and she like knows like what 0:22:57.920 --> 0:22:59.920 this is and it's just so fucking weird. 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:03.360 It literally is so scary. And it's because she's around 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:07.320 every human che scene with cognitive abilities has held one 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:10.159 in their face and like smiled at it and laughed 0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:12.560 at it. So she is immediately programmed to be like 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:14.720 that's a good thing, Like I need that too. 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:19.360 So so babies just like nowadays, are growing up, Like 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:22.520 I saw this funny picture, but it was like baby's 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:25.600 first time at Disneyland. Like from their or from our POV, 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.480 it's like us taking a picture of the baby, but 0:23:27.520 --> 0:23:29.919 from their POV there's just like a black box and 0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:33.800 everything they see and it's just like literally like so real, 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:35.680 Like babies are gonna grow up with Like. 0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:38.520 With that being said, me Andrew will be waiting in 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:42.360 line for the vision Yeah Apple Vision pro Ye, I'm 0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:43.879 gonna suck and fuck my way to the front of 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:48.119 the line. Yeah, I'm gonna spend seven grand on the attachments, 0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:51.359 the battery, the vibrator whatever. 0:23:51.560 --> 0:23:53.520 It kind of sounds like you're talking in two times speed? 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:54.000 Right now? 0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:56.840 Does it actually yeah? Like you're the way you're like, 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.080 I'm trying to compensate for the fact that my voice 0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:00.600 is fucked up, so I'm like pushing. 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:01.840 Kay your morning? 0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:12.520 Is that actually? Do you like that? Like an ALI. 0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:15.359 When is that coming out? 0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:15.639 Like? 0:24:15.720 --> 0:24:17.320 What is that actually coming out? 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:17.840 Next year? 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:18.360 Yeah? 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:19.480 Next year? I'm pretty sure. 0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:21.600 Why the fun would they announce that shit so early. 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:22.840 To revolutionize the game? 0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:25.520 Like, I don't think y'all are understanding just to lay 0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:27.480 claim it's like we're doing it, we're doing. 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:28.480 It, We're doing it exactly. 0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:31.400 I know it looks bunk as fucking It's probably not 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:34.480 gonna be that good, but like, do we remember what 0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:37.719 the first iPhone did for the world, Like now we 0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:40.280 cannot live without a device with a touchscreen in the 0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:45.280 fucking pocket. Just imagine in a few years when like 0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:48.760 they figure this ship out where they make it smaller, 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:50.680 it's the size of a glass, and then in twenty 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:52.840 years it's the size of a fucking contact, Like we 0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:57.920 will literally be living in augmented reality. Like it's very 0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:00.239 very real, Like we are on the precipice of like 0:25:00.480 --> 0:25:03.639 becoming borderline fucking cyborgs right now. But yeah, I'm mean 0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:05.480 Kira waiting in line at the Apple Store for it 0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:09.240 just to feel something, because like feel happy, feel good, 0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:11.920 I know, and it's it is, it does feel good 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:13.240 to wait in line for something. 0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:16.400 Like it's like line. Like your obsession with lines is. 0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:18.920 Like very like real, like because like if you think 0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.159 about it, like there's such a big reward. 0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:24.600 It's like it's it's literally about like it's about the journey. 0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:27.280 No, literally, it's like so much fun can happen in 0:25:27.280 --> 0:25:28.800 a line. If you're with a friend, you can make 0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:31.200 some of the best conversation you've ever made because you're 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:32.880 literally struggling to be entertained. 0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:35.960 You're like, you you have generous. 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.600 You're like going through the ups and downs. There's moments 0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:42.600 where you feel defeated and you're like, fuck, why did 0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:43.960 I wait in this line? And why am I in 0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:46.119 this line? This is so stupid. I feel like an idiot. 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:48.160 I could have done better things. And then there's moments 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:49.840 where the line picks up a little speed and you're like, 0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.760 oh my god, like I'm getting so close. This was 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:54.320 worth it. I'm so happy we wighed imagine we didn't wait, 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:56.240 like look how line along the line got now, Like, 0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.080 imagine we left and came back like we would have 0:25:58.080 --> 0:26:00.520 been fun. Like there's so many things happen in the 0:26:00.560 --> 0:26:02.480 human brain, and you finally get to the thing and 0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:06.000 you have the biggest peak of dopamine or serotonin you've 0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:09.720 ever had in your life, and then it immediately drops 0:26:09.760 --> 0:26:11.240 because the thing you waited for was not. 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:18.480 That's why fort Yeah yeah, No, I feel like everything 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.040 I've ever gotten has not lived up to the hype 0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:22.399 I've like wanted it to be. 0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:25.760 Like ever, it's never ever, nothing is ever good enough. 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:27.680 I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not 0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:28.840 good enough. I'm not good enough. 0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.080 I was gonna say, I'm right here and you got me? 0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:33.640 Why not the best? 0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:35.480 No, you're really scary. 0:26:35.600 --> 0:26:40.639 Actually, well, I'm not tapping into an augmented reality because 0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:43.160 I live in the real world and y'all are fucking weird. 0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:48.520 And also, why does breastfeeding but organizing the milk? 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:56.600 Breast milk is really good and florally tasting, florally floral. 0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:58.840 It tastes floury, yeah, like flowers. 0:26:58.920 --> 0:26:59.840 Have you had breast milk? 0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:03.840 Yeah, yeah, I've had hella breast milk. I fucking love 0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:06.600 breast milk. I don't know why you're off atsy, bro, 0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:07.840 it's good protein. 0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:10.240 No you buy it off the TikTok shop. We're like 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.440 two seconds from people selling their breast milk. 0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:14.480 I bet it's on there because they sell like weed 0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:18.600 chocolate on there. I've seen people selling psilocybin chocolate. Oh 0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:20.760 my god, I signed a psilocybin thing yesterday. I can't 0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:25.960 believe I've done this. I literally believe. I like can't 0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:28.160 believe it. But what was I gonna say? What did 0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:31.720 you just say about bast with the apple the apple glass? 0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:34.639 One last thing and then we can move on from it, 0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:36.080 and then we'll give in the breast milk. 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:38.080 But I mean, I'm done with it. I was just 0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:40.320 gonna say, organizing my breast milk sounds fun. 0:27:40.440 --> 0:27:42.920 I think it's like, is that like when you were 0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:44.640 a bunch of bottles? 0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:46.160 Yeah, a bunch of baggies. 0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:49.639 Okay, So this is the last thing I'll say about 0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:54.440 like apple glass and augmented reality. But like, literally look around, 0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:58.760 we are living in like a suffering dystopian society. Like 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.760 it is a literally dystopi and like we are finally 0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:04.960 getting like the good things of a dystopian future like 0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:08.399 fucking Apple Glass, augmented reality. Yes, I want to fucking 0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:11.440 escape this shit. Like Okay, we're seeing like the big 0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:14.680 sphere in Las Vegas, like it's really scary and big, 0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:18.399 but like buildings are like animated now, like we're about 0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:20.320 to have fucking like this is the one you. 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:22.840 Consider that the the good good part. 0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:25.480 That's That's what I'm saying. Nothing is good in dystopia 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:28.879 except for augmented reality and buildings that fucking are covered 0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:29.359 in LED. 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:32.640 They literally destroyed everything around us to force us. 0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.320 Into That's what I'm saying, Like, thank god, we're getting 0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:38.560 the good things finally, like it Kai gets what I'm saying. 0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:40.840 But I'm so against. 0:28:43.520 --> 0:28:45.240 Like literally watch an emojion. 0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:47.960 But also we're like two steps away from you've seen 0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:50.320 the drone shows where they like send up the drones. 0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:53.000 Those are gonna be Coca Cola advertisements in like five years. 0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:56.640 They're gonna be floating above the fucking Sofi stadium turning. 0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:58.760 But let's get back in the breast milk. 0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:03.160 I'm just so that dystopian as feature like, and I 0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:05.479 also don't believe in it, Like I literally don't believe 0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.760 in an augmented reality. I don't believe in it being fulfilling. 0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.760 I believe in it, Like to me, it's like the 0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:15.640 same ideas like uh, cryptocurrency and stuff where it's like 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:18.800 people who were going like a little two ahead because 0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:21.880 they wanted so badly to be the martyrs of a cause, 0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:24.200 just to turn around and be like, Okay, so that 0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:26.320 didn't work out, but that's okay because that's just the 0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:28.080 first run, and we'll try again next time. 0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:31.040 And it's like, yea, fail to succeed. 0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.520 I feel like I will suck and fuck my way 0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.680 into the front of the line for the Apple Store. 0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:38.280 But I do agree with you one hundred. I feel 0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:41.080 like it's net negative, like we're just creating bigger and 0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.800 bigger problems like the AI shit, We're just creating like 0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:46.760 the matrix goopod like we don't need that, you know 0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:50.160 what I mean? And I also the theme of my 0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.040 thought process over the last year has just been like 0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.880 I wish I just didn't know like any of this shit. 0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.440 Yeah, I wish I had Let's move to the woods 0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:00.440 and blow up the fucking Yeah, let's blow up every 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:01.840 technology ever. 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:05.560 Pro blowing stuff up. But I am like I'm pro 0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:06.200 like not knowing. 0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:08.080 I just said he was pro blowing things up. 0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:12.280 It's a weird thing that Drew was testing you and 0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:13.400 I asked it. 0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:19.520 Twenty one twenty one. That's where everything went wrong, Like 0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:20.880 that was the end of everything. 0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:23.840 Like, to me, the furthest technology has to plan my 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.360 life is the fact that we can sit and rewatch 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:29.600 the same YouTube videos and laugh like that is as 0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:31.880 far as I need technology to take me and like 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.720 posting my fun little pictures and doing this, and then 0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:38.360 I just don't need it anymore because it literally is 0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.360 so weird it is. Last night, I'm not kidding, I 0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:44.000 was like freaking the fuck out in my bed, like 0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.840 I was trying to sleep, but I literally couldn't because 0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.720 I was just being bombarded with how scary it is 0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:52.800 that like just twenty four to seven surveillance. And I 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:54.640 used to not care, Like when I was younger, I'd 0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:55.920 be like, who gives a fuck, bitch, Like watch me 0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:57.360 through my fucking mac book. I don't give a fuck. 0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:00.400 And now I'm like, what is there on this planet 0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:00.760 for me? 0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:02.440 And just me? 0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:04.920 Nothing? Because I also won't shut the fuck up, So 0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:05.800 like that's that's what. 0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:10.920 Okay, But back to breast milk. Can I have your 0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:11.920 breast milk please? 0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:14.959 I'm I'm forcing all my friends to drink some of 0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:15.560 my breast milk. 0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:17.840 When I have some, You're not gonna have to force me. 0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.560 I'm gonna be drinking along with that fucking baby. 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:22.800 I'm gonna make everybody. Oh my god, I'm gonna be 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.320 the first person to do a breast milk infuse smoothie 0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:26.920 at airwan. 0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:28.000 Oh wow. 0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.200 I mean breast milk is hella good for you? Like 0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:33.240 if you have like psoriasis or some like inflamebaxima on 0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:35.360 your skin, like pour a cup of breast milk into 0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:37.760 your bath water and like that shit will fix it. 0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:39.880 I need madaline to give me some for the exma 0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:42.160 around my mouth. It's it's yeah, it literally is. Because 0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:46.959 there's women whose babies have bad eggzma and psoriasis and 0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:50.600 they'll mix like an oat milk oatmeal bath because like 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.120 oat is really good for dry skin with their breast milk, 0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:56.160 and they're like it is insane. How like quickly it 0:31:56.280 --> 0:31:58.600 changed it because they used to just do like oat 0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:01.120 baths and like all these medicines, but a lot of 0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:03.640 the medicines that you use for eggmun and psoriasis are 0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:08.400 literally like because it's not necessarily necessarily curable, but a 0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:10.360 lot of them have steroids in it to make it 0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:13.200 seem like it cure in your situation, but really your 0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.440 face becomes reliant on it, because that's literally what's happening 0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.280 to me. Like I have really bad eggs around my mouth, 0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:21.080 and the cream I use, I'm one hundred percent allergic to, 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.160 Like it makes all around my lips like overly sensitive 0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:27.040 and like warm and like feel really weird and it 0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:28.000 burns my eyes. 0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:29.400 It's just like treating the symptom. 0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:31.400 Yeah, you're just like treating the symptom and you can't 0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.440 cure it. But breast milk does like eradicate the fuck 0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:36.600 out of it. So I need some Madaline's breast milk 0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:38.600 for my face. Yeah, and me I need her to 0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.320 just squirt it directly onto my face. 0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:43.320 Though, Oh that's my sister and that's my girl. 0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.400 Well, me and Kai and Ino, we're having a very 0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:49.000 serious discussion and they fully agree with me on this 0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:53.479 and like this is borderline they're saying, but they agree 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.200 that women should stop breastfeeding in public because it's nasty 0:32:56.240 --> 0:32:56.880 and you're a slug. 0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.280 Oh my god, I don't. I don't think we said 0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.480 that all now you're I was actually saying the opposite. 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:03.719 I was saying, you know how, like there's kiss cams, 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:06.960 there needs to be tit cams in public places, so 0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:09.760 if a woman is breastfeeding, the camera goes onto them 0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:11.920 and then it gets displayed to everybody. And actually it's 0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:16.080 like really fucked up and like weird, that's okay. 0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:20.040 It is really bizarre that like women can't freely breastfeed 0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:22.160 in public because people like kai are. 0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:26.080 There about I look away immediately if I noticed that 0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.680 shit is happening, I actually will sprint away. 0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:32.040 So weird, it's so weird, Like why is that a 0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:32.640 sexualized thing? 0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:35.200 I know, it is fucking insane. It's like that baby 0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.680 literally needs its food and you're gonna force this woman 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:42.760 into a pod, like the airport pods. This is too crazy. 0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:46.000 It's so crazy that like in the airport there's literally pods. 0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.000 Why can't this mother sit at the gate and feed 0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.920 her child without people being fucking freaks. People are just 0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:54.120 weird and nasty and like women will never escape the 0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:56.720 cycle of being sexualized and it is so upsetting and 0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:59.360 awful and I think men should kill them. 0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:03.920 Maybe we give Can I suck your boots? 0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:04.120 Now? 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:06.480 Wait? I actually. 0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:08.960 Just taking that ten seconds. 0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:14.000 Well. I hate when you're standing in line for the bathroom, 0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.080 which I don't feel like y'all would know this experience, 0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.360 but when you're standing in line in a woman's restroom 0:34:18.400 --> 0:34:19.960 and like the line is filling up, and there are 0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.319 people who just like cut through to like look to 0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:24.960 see if the bathroom is actually full. You if you 0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:26.319 do that, you pissed me. 0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:27.920 The fuck is so coated? 0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:31.800 Do you think no? Because I was literally about to 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:33.840 get so upset at that, because why the fuck do 0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:36.480 you think we're standing in line in a public restroom 0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:39.600 right now? For fucking fun? The line to the tampon machine? 0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:41.439 Like what the fuck do you think we're in line for? 0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:43.600 I hate when bitches do that, you know, And then 0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:45.640 they'll look and they'll be like, have you checked if 0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:49.040 the stalls are open? Like are you dumb right now? 0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:50.040 But you want me to fuck. 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.920 One of the greatest inventions ever I see you at 0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:55.760 airports and bathrooms are the green and red lights above 0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:59.239 the toilets in the parking spots Like that's county, Like 0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:02.560 that's we ate with that, like if their light is green, 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:04.919 it's open. If it's red, it's occupied and you don't 0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:06.000 have to walk up to it. 0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:06.799 Is that a thing? 0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:07.640 Yeah, I don't know. 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:09.200 If it's in bathroom, Yeah. 0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:10.279 I've been in airports with those. 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:11.160 Wow. 0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:12.799 Yeah, it's really it's really fun. 0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:14.959 Doesn't know. Is it because of the lock? 0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:16.799 Actually it might be. 0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:19.120 I was gonna just say some bullshit that there's like 0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:21.919 a censer in there, but it probably is. Like the lock, 0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:24.680 but those you know, those cameras on the toilet that 0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.040 like the sensors are actually cameras looking up your vagina 0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:28.399 on your. 0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.960 I without fail always think that and I will never 0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.200 not think that. And I'm like, it's like, how ever, 0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:35.399 since I saw the video of somebody taking the thing 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:37.920 out of an ATM or like a gas station pump, 0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:40.640 like the card, oh, I do that every time ever since, 0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:44.200 Like I saw the video of somebody committing fraud, and 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:45.840 like they rip it on. They're like, dude, they were 0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:49.400 scanning everybody's cards. I look at everything, and I'm like, 0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:52.000 that is fake and it is a replica on top 0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.239 of the actual thing to surveillance me right now, and 0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:55.360 it's literally tracking me. 0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.960 It's gonna be augmented reality in a couple of years. 0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:04.560 You're so annoying. But yeah, uh, I only even said 0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.680 the bathroom thing because we were in Malibu at this 0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:10.799 restaurant and this woman came in and there was a 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:13.560 regular restroom and then the employee's only restroom, and she 0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:15.000 was like, what's that and then we were like, it's 0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:18.600 employees only, and she goes, well, we can just go 0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:21.719 in there, and all of us literally said nothing because 0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:23.880 we were like, bitch, you need to fucking kill yourself. 0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.360 Because she went and wiggled the handle and tried to 0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:29.040 open the employee's only bathroom. She was like, why don't 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:31.160 you one of you go get the key to like 0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:33.080 ask one of the employees since the line is so 0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:35.040 loud cut I know, and we were like, none of 0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:36.799 us said anything, but I know, all of us were like, bitch, 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.960 why don't you fucking do that? And she just got 0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:40.960 in the line. She was like this is ridiculous, and 0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:43.240 we were We've already been in the line for fifteen minutes, 0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:44.640 so bitch, why the fuck are you getting in this 0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.319 line and like trying to like start conversation with us, 0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:49.360 like shut the fuck up. And then the man she 0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.440 was with got behind her and was like, oh, now, 0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:54.480 I see watched seconds so long because you girls, you 0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:56.839 girls just take so long in those bathrooms and no 0:36:56.840 --> 0:36:59.640 one said anything and no one got anything in that 0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:01.200 want girl. I was like, yeah, I need to go 0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:03.360 in there and do my blowout, like like do a 0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:04.480 like a hair blow. 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:05.200 Out on her back out. 0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.480 Yeah with what well she had her She had a 0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.680 rose toy in her hand, which I was like. 0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:14.360 Wow, level three rose toy? Level three? 0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:15.640 What is. 0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:17.759 What? 0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:19.160 That was like? 0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:25.120 Not I'm eats, I'm an alien, I'm extra a. 0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:29.040 See there's levels to this bar ship that if you 0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:31.279 get it, you get it. But like, you gotta read 0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:32.400 between the lines. 0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:43.439 Motherfucker, you're shaking. It's just when I like my no dexterity. 0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:47.720 You don't be fingering, you don't be fingering. 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:49.000 Look at this. 0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:52.160 I got to much literally shaking so bad. 0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:56.439 You're like trembling, Drew, look at your nails really quick, 0:37:57.880 --> 0:37:58.880 look at your nails. 0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:03.400 Mm hm, Okay, what were you seeing if he was 0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:04.000 gonna go like this? 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:08.520 You know the fucking dates ass for middle school? 0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:10.960 I never saw hell, I just know it. 0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.319 I did. I failed that and I actually remember it. 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:16.919 In seventh grade and everyone was like, oh, you're gay, 0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:18.800 and I was like, that doesn't make sense. 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:23.320 I remember like not knowing what it was in seventh 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:26.400 grade and someone doing it to me and me passing 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:30.520 as a straight man and like literally being like like 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:33.760 I literally am straight, not hiding anything. 0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:36.279 I remember that like actually kind of like being like 0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:39.680 determining for people like for that week. I guess maybe 0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:42.400 I am question that's queer. 0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.000 Questioning. 0:38:45.239 --> 0:38:47.840 I wonder what like if that that has to still 0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:51.040 those antics have to still be a thing in certain areas. 0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:54.200 Like probably gotten so much worse, like I guarantee, like 0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:56.960 the pendulum has fucking swung. 0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:58.720 Like, yeah, are really scary. 0:38:58.960 --> 0:38:59.600 They're evil. 0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:01.759 Like I'm literally scared every time I walk next to 0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:05.080 a kid, like like a fucking seventeen year old. I'm 0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:07.319 like terrified as seventeen and eighteen year olds right now, 0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:09.520 Like y'all are scary, and I know you're watching this. 0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:12.239 You scare me, you know too much? 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:19.080 Wow? Yeah, I don't like seeing groups of uh teenagers 0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:22.719 out because it really upsets me. Also, where are your parents? 0:39:22.840 --> 0:39:25.239 Like I don't know, Like when we went to Halloween Horronized, 0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:28.240 there were so many like groups of teenagers hanging out 0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:30.680 late at night, and I was like, literally, where are 0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.840 your parents? Like I can't believe your parents left you 0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:35.440 here alone? Also, why is it legal for them to 0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:38.239 be there alone? Like I don't know why. I just 0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:41.439 felt so so odd, like we're in a place where 0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:43.600 they serve alcohol, Like why are you here alone? Like 0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:45.400 it feels really not normal. 0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:46.480 No, it's like a vibe. 0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:48.560 I remember going to six Flags alone for the first 0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:51.080 time and it being like I'm like a grown up now, 0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:53.000 like I can do things like this, but my mom 0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:55.359 was just waiting at the Dennis across the street, like 0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:59.480 they're there. But Halloween Hornites was fucking lit like that 0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.919 was so like I was like, I'm not scared as ship, 0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:05.840 like nothing scares me. And then like when those motherfuckers 0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:08.120 with the chainsaws like came up and blew that fucking 0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:11.880 exhaust in my face literally gave me carbon monoxide. Literally 0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:15.560 was like oh, like blowing the exhaust my face, I 0:40:15.640 --> 0:40:18.960 was like bruh, like' like can't I lost brain cells? 0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:20.320 I was actually scared. 0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:25.880 I'm just like so I realized like. 0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:35.080 Oh my god, Okay, yeah, sorry. 0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:38.240 I've just realized like I'm not I'm like not easily 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:40.640 scared like that, but more than anything, Like I'm just 0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:45.319 so embarrassed, Like I'm so easily embarrassed by like the 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:47.799 antics of it. And I understand that's just me being 0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.960 a bitter person, a bitter hater. I know, I know 0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:53.680 trust and belief, but like I just like couldn't, like 0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:56.520 I couldn't like I just would see them and I'm like, 0:40:56.760 --> 0:40:59.160 you're literally in a costume trying to scare me right now. 0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:02.200 Bobby Brown's red didn't see like in this Stranger. 0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.480 How much is she getting paid to do that? 0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:10.040 Only like sixty bucks a day? Yeah, she loves Bobby 0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:10.920 Brown fell the. 0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:32.960 Fucky No, but she ate the girl. 0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:33.640 At the end, I was. 0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:36.759 Like, like the theatrics of it all was. 0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:40.200 Like, Yeah, that's the thing is like so Halloween hormonized. 0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:42.959 There's a bunch of themed houses, so there's like stranger things, 0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:46.120 Last of Us, like an Evil Dead one. Like there's 0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:48.440 all these themes, but the ones that are like show 0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.759 based that the Last of Us they have actors in there, 0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:53.960 like playing scenes and this is so fucked up and 0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:55.600 I feel so bad for saying this. 0:41:55.760 --> 0:41:56.000 One. 0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:59.160 There was this one part where Elle's character whatever her 0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:02.440 fucking name is from us, like the character also, like 0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:05.080 it's just so funny to see, like obviously they cannot 0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:07.359 hire a fourteen year old to play a fourteen year old. 0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:09.399 It has to be an adult playing a fourteen year old. 0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:11.920 But all the adults playing the fourteen year old like 0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:15.920 looked twenty eight. They were short. There is just like 0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:19.680 really short girls. And there was this one scene where 0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:22.560 like walking through, she's like behind the gate and she's like, 0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.600 this is awkward and like moves and I really wanted 0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:28.319 to get it on a video, so I stood there 0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:29.960 trying to get it, and it was dark and I 0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:32.120 stood there for way too long, and she saw me 0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:34.440 trying to film her because it's literally her behind the 0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:36.760 gate going oh, this is awkward and moving to the side, 0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:38.000 and I got. 0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:42.120 A fee It was so sad, so fuck, but. 0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:45.640 I'm so sorry started hiding from me. 0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.840 She literally ran away from the camera and she missed 0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:49.440 her cues. 0:42:49.480 --> 0:42:52.360 Like it's also like thinking about how Halloween or like 0:42:53.239 --> 0:42:56.680 houses work. It's just him repeating like the same motion 0:42:57.360 --> 0:42:59.719 and like it has to be on time and they 0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:01.840 have to like know it on time, but like it 0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:04.640 was just playing on the speaker and she wasn't like 0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:05.479 banging on the glib. 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:08.760 This is awkward like that dude. 0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:11.200 Yeah, that was her line. God, dude, if you watch 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:14.480 the show, like some of that girl's dialogue sucked so bad. 0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:17.759 So it's literally dialogue from the show and some dude, 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:19.839 some of the shit they made that kid say. I 0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:20.920 was like, what the fuck is happening? 0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:22.719 But that's like she was like. 0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:25.759 Thirty seven in the show, Like in real life, that's 0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:26.959 a thirty seven year old woman. 0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:30.640 The girl who played the girl, she's literally fucking. 0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:31.680 Like thirty seven. 0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:35.319 You scared me. I was like, dude, damn, she looks 0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:39.759 really you that's great. But yeah, I got a video 0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:42.560 of her like hiding because I couldn't see like at 0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:45.279 first because I was just in this like loud room. 0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:46.680 I was again on my phone and I was like, 0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:48.399 where is she? Like I'm not seeing her on camera. 0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:49.719 I was like, oh, maybe it's just too dark, So 0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.400 I turned my flash off and then I realized like, like, 0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:54.480 oh wait, she's literally hiding from me, and you can 0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:57.640 vaguely see like through the crash. She's like at the side, 0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:00.719 like waiting for me to move so she can doing. 0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:02.640 It because she's going to be blinded by your flash. 0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:06.240 But I felt really bad and if somehow this crosses 0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.160 your page, I swear I'm not making fun of you. 0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:11.400 It was just funny to me that this is awkward 0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:15.239 in this like haunted house, and I'm really sorry, but 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:17.000 they need cracking me up. 0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:20.680 What they need like a really actually scary haunted house, 0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:23.920 like one like the scariest thing I can imagine, and 0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:26.279 that this would be really easy to do. It's just 0:44:26.320 --> 0:44:29.920 a a haunted house where there are no oiled up 0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:33.040 tworking booties like everywhere like the imagine a world like 0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:36.760 imagine a world like where that's not happening. 0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:38.920 Like I can't even imagine shaking. 0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.400 Like sweating, like I'm withdrawing from opiates because I like 0:44:42.520 --> 0:44:42.920 need it. 0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:46.879 I had a had a question, would you guys still 0:44:46.960 --> 0:44:49.239 let me be the producer of the podcast if I 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:49.840 was a worm? 0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:54.759 No, you're you're barely making it now, you're barely making 0:44:54.760 --> 0:45:02.320 the cut now, I'd squitch you. When you say worm, 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:05.680 the thing is like this really goes see like goes 0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:07.479 to show how I view you, because when you said worm, 0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:10.480 I was thinking more like maggot larva like this, like 0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:14.680 I wasn't even thinking like you weren't even like an earthworm. 0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:17.520 Yeah, I was thinking of you like as a fishing lure, 0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.879 Like yeah, like a caterpillar that's about to turn into 0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:22.200 a butterfly and metamorphosize into something great. 0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:23.960 Okay, all right, I got the answer. 0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:27.880 Okay, I mean, don't ask the tough questions that you 0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:31.960 don't want the tough answers. Also, I stopped watching plane 0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:35.120 crash videos and murder documentaries, and I am no happier 0:45:35.160 --> 0:45:37.520 than I was before, like if anything, Like I just 0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:40.480 like like I just need to like tap back in like. 0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:45.120 Drinking cokes or stopping Like it's the same idea like 0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:48.640 when I stopped drinking a coke, like stop drinking sodas 0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:52.239 and like doing cocaine and shooting up heroin and smoking meth, 0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:53.440 like you didn't get. 0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:56.080 Feel worse, Like I feel worse. So I just fall 0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:57.800 back into those habits. 0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:59.359 Like like it's like the people who are like I 0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:03.959 cut out coffee. Whoa I cut out coffee, Like, ah, 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:06.320 like I feel so much better. One, No you don't. 0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:09.440 Two you're lying to yourself. Three you're fucking boring. 0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.120 Four is coffee bad for you? 0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:15.600 I think people? Because it's like if you take melotone 0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:19.040 in a lot. You are depleting your natural chemicals that 0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:20.080 like make you sleepy. 0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:23.200 Can I just say one thing, don't talk to me 0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:27.120 until I've had my fucking cup of coffee, Okay, exactly, 0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:29.680 Just don't even speak to me until I've finished it. 0:46:30.320 --> 0:46:36.000 Don't talk to me until I've macro dosed porn. Yeah, 0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:38.600 y'all are on that micro dosing ship with Dorn. 0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:41.960 Like, don't talk to Drew until he's gooned for seven. 0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:43.960 Hours edging and gooning session. 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:45.319 I don't know what that is. 0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:48.040 Honestly, that makes me so happy. 0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:50.359 For you that you know what edging is. 0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:51.279 I know what edging is. 0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:52.480 I don't know what's kind of the same. 0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:54.120 Okay, edging is good for you. 0:46:54.640 --> 0:47:01.560 Yeah, testoss makes you uh last longer in bed for 0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:05.200 the ladies, Oh we all know those thirty second uh 0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:10.360 and over guys? WHOA I met five Nights at Freddy's 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:30.520 because I literally did, Like I'm not even. 0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:32.759 You're like literally on a crazy tip. How do we 0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:34.920 get invited to the premiere of five Nights at Fridays? Like? 0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:36.160 I feel like we could make that happen. 0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:37.560 I think we did. 0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:40.600 No, Yeah, I think oh no, no, no, no, I got 0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:44.040 invited to the premiere of I'm not gonna say that. 0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:49.400 I'm not bragging. H okay. 0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:51.319 Well, one last thing I want to talk about before 0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:57.040 we move on to media and Drewyeop. 0:47:56.480 --> 0:48:00.359 Corner is uh, y'all, have. 0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:08.360 You seen the insurrection of Mojang No Mojang Minecraft Mojang 0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.960 they are the community is finally. 0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:15.880 I was thinking of the restaurant Mojanles. I thought, I 0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:19.960 thought that's Jingles Jingles. I thought you were talking. 0:48:19.840 --> 0:48:21.920 About a restaurant. No, I'm talking about Minecraft. 0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:26.040 The community is finally like uniting and rising up against 0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:29.879 Minecraft and all their crimes against the community, like every 0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:32.120 so often, like there's a voting system where you get 0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:34.840 to vote for like a new critter to be added 0:48:34.880 --> 0:48:38.359 to the game. They could add all three, Like why 0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:41.360 don't they add all three? And they make us vote, 0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.840 and the community is like, just add all. 0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:45.440 Three of them. You already had all three of them, 0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:49.880 the critters, like the new animals, like the bees, the cows, 0:48:49.920 --> 0:48:50.160 the whole. 0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.120 That's what this is about. I thought it was like 0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:54.360 they were taking money from like developers. 0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:55.960 Image, like a January sixth. 0:48:56.320 --> 0:49:01.000 Yeah, yes, they know. They are looking over the critters. 0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:02.680 We need to do that for fortnite and get rid 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:05.040 of the fucking chickens and all the animals that attack you, 0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:07.520 because it's so fucking pointless, Like the amount of times 0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:09.919 I've been on such a grind, but I get caught 0:49:09.920 --> 0:49:11.799 in the fucking storm and then I get out and 0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:14.080 a fucking chicken is attacking me, Like that's the last 0:49:14.120 --> 0:49:17.160 thing I eat on my dude. 0:49:17.239 --> 0:49:19.080 Yeah, they were so fucking annoying. 0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:22.480 They were so annoying. We had such a domestic like 0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:25.759 last few nights together that it was literally cracking me up. 0:49:25.800 --> 0:49:27.680 Like when we were sitting watching Love Is Blind on 0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:30.200 the couch and we were both in pjs sitting there. 0:49:30.440 --> 0:49:31.759 I literally was looking at you. I was like, oh 0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:33.920 my god, this is literally what married couples do, like 0:49:33.960 --> 0:49:35.800 we ate dinner and then we were sitting and watching 0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:38.719 TV and like it felt so funny, like it was 0:49:38.760 --> 0:49:42.080 just cracking me up. Sometimes last night, yeah, sometimes we 0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:44.480 fall into such a like yeah, we literally made dinner 0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:47.480 for Oryan and she came over. I was like, this 0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:50.000 is literally so funny, like this we are we have 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:54.320 fully hit mid to late twenties, like we just we 0:49:54.320 --> 0:50:00.399 we are there, like there's no, wait what? Oh yeah, 0:50:00.440 --> 0:50:02.600 cause you're seventeen. Are you excited to turn eighteen? I 0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:03.560 feel like it's been forever. 0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:06.400 Yeah, I'm excited to finally be fucking legal. 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:08.960 What's the first thing you're gonna do in your legla? 0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:11.680 Oh wow, vote for Joe Biden. 0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:13.000 That's really responsible. 0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:15.240 Vote for true. 0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:17.080 We did it, Joe. 0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:24.320 I'm gonna vote for mary Anne Williamson. She likes birds. 0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.800 It's a real person. She likes birds, and she's really sweet. 0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:34.440 And she's like, oh wow, well that was this episode. 0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:35.959 Like, my name's Esa. 0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:38.400 No, I had a really good one the other day. Oh, 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:41.960 I know. Our other one was. My name is Sdie 0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:45.239 and I like to see. 0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:48.440 Jo come here? Yes, I come here. 0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:57.279 I'd a really good night. Oh wait, I know what 0:50:58.000 --> 0:51:01.319 was My name is Bettie. I like to sing. 0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:11.200 My name is Danielle and I built large my village. 0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:15.120 Yes, my name is Stephen Peterson and I built large 0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:18.719 Bond village. My name is Tyler and. 0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:25.319 I love the Hollywood Bowl. What is that? What does 0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:26.000 it become? 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:26.440 Like? 0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:30.560 My name is Jessica Bell and I've won eighteen mummies 0:51:31.160 --> 0:51:37.840 austers Jessica Bell, I'm not a person, Jessica. 0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:44.040 Oh b o veal like steak, mistake, like goats. I'm 0:51:44.080 --> 0:51:46.919 the fucking greatest southing ball. 0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:49.040 Yeah, we cut you up and ate it, and we'd 0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:49.719 be eating veal. 0:51:51.520 --> 0:51:53.680 And if we cut you up and ate it, you 0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:56.040 would be like ground sausage. 0:51:56.280 --> 0:52:00.160 Now I'd be like ground sardines. I'd be a sardine. 0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:02.400 Pee fishy, fishy fishy. 0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:06.720 All right, well, media, the week is love is wine, duh. 0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:08.440 Dirt nutter. 0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:15.880 And my I only have one thing to say for 0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:18.520 song media, and it's I Want you the Deluxe version 0:52:18.560 --> 0:52:20.520 by Marvin Gaye, which I think is what I said 0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:22.400 last time. And then I just listened to When the 0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:24.680 Morning Comes by Darryl Hall and John Oates like eight 0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:27.840 times this morning. It made me so happy. 0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:30.880 Mine is. 0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:42.480 Wonder Whall by Ryan Adams. Uh, Sugar Ross. I think 0:52:42.560 --> 0:52:44.480 Sugar Ross I fucking love them. 0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:46.239 Just listen to the music, get into it. 0:52:46.640 --> 0:52:49.920 Uh, Then. 0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:54.239 What the fuck was that song? 0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:54.920 I was listening? 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:59.759 So I was blasting in the car. Oh well, would 0:52:59.800 --> 0:53:00.160 you say. 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:01.959 Oh yeah, ye yeah the new one O Tricks Point 0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:08.400 Never album, y'all taps. It is one of the best 0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:11.160 intros to an album I've ever fucking heard in my 0:53:11.200 --> 0:53:12.840 life other. 0:53:12.640 --> 0:53:15.920 Than Bamby Bye Claro. I really listened to Sling and 0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:18.760 Bambi is such a good opening song to an album. 0:53:18.760 --> 0:53:19.440 It's crazy. 0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:23.200 The whole album is literally just so cool. It's like 0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:27.560 the best parts of all of Opian's music and albums 0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:31.479 that I like mixed into one album and it's really 0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:32.240 freaking good. 0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:34.480 An Invisible Man by the Breeders. 0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:35.640 Please listen to it. 0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:41.280 Okay, let's get into Drew's say corner. 0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:44.120 Welcome to drew shyout Corner. 0:53:44.440 --> 0:53:46.719 I need a couple of y'all's ugly ass boyfriends to 0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:48.239 sit on my porch this Halloween. 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:49.480 Do it. 0:53:52.120 --> 0:53:55.759 Looking for a flave? Oh he's wait, No, you're calling 0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:56.960 me and Kay the ugly boyfriend? 0:53:57.040 --> 0:54:00.279 Yeah, oh I pray body this morn or I you 0:54:00.360 --> 0:54:02.640 as real because if it's not, I'm ugly as fuck. 0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:13.520 Imagine if you died on Spotify rap Day and your 0:54:13.520 --> 0:54:15.200 friends had to figure out what they were going. 0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:16.959 To post to their stories first. 0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:20.240 Your obituary or their Spotify wrapped. 0:54:20.320 --> 0:54:23.600 Dude, if my friends mix up their story with me 0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:26.600 and their Spotify wraps, I would literally haunt them from 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:28.280 the dead, like you can't just wait a few days. 0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:34.040 Imagine if you died on Emergency Intercom release day, and 0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:36.800 your funeral was planned at the same time, and you 0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:40.040 have to decide if you're going to listen to Emergency Intercom. 0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:40.440 Or go to your friends. 0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:42.000 You just said, imagine if. 0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:45.640 You die, die, die, die, all of you die. 0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:47.919 I have one more, but it sucks. I definitely would 0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.560 have been stoned to death in a town square. 0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:53.960 I don't think that sucks because it's true. 0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:55.240 It's true. 0:54:55.640 --> 0:55:00.160 Oh my fucking god, Drake, I cannot believe I didn't 0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:02.279 put this earlier in the episode, And we might have 0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:04.160 to put this earlier in the episode because I know 0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:05.439 bitches are not listening to this. 0:55:05.360 --> 0:55:11.160 Deep Drake, Fuck you, fuck you Drake. Oh my god, 0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:13.960 he did you kissed me? The fuck off? 0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:16.440 So one he wants to go online and say, oh, 0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:18.839 everything Drew is saying about us hooking up and shit 0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:21.400 is not real. Bitch, I have the fucking footage. Do 0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:23.040 you want me to release the fucking footage of your 0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:25.800 tiny penis you and Kanye giving each other backshots? Because 0:55:25.840 --> 0:55:29.000 I fucking will. And then you have the audacity, the 0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:32.840 fucking audacity to put a song about me on your album. Hello, 0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:36.080 Drew's a pacasto. Drew is a pacasto. Fuck you Now 0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:37.600 you're calling me a work of art all of a sudden. 0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:39.279 Yes I have a nice body, Yes I have a 0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:41.799 monster fucking dick. Yes, I blew your fucking back out. 0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:44.239 How the fuck are you not? Oh my god, I'm 0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:45.320 so actually fucking pissed. 0:55:45.520 --> 0:55:48.200 You shouldn't even do like you were, ignoring the fact 0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:49.919 that you signed like a crazy NDA. And I don't 0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:51.040 know why you're saying all of this like. 0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:52.680 You're gonna give He knows if he break if he 0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:55.319 tells me I broke the NDA. He knows his nudes 0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:58.920 are getting leaked, and he's embarrassed and embarrassed, Guy Drake, 0:55:58.960 --> 0:56:01.680 deleait the fucking song, or tell them it's. 0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:03.440 Who Have you listened to the song? Because I haven't. 0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:08.200 It's probably like terrible. The new album is good, actually 0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:09.240 on ironic. 0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:12.000 The sexy red song is like the one that's the one. 0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:15.520 All right, Well, thanks for listening to this episode, guys. 0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:17.600 I hope you have an amazing day, and I hope 0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:21.080 nobody had any comments to make about my scary banks. 0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:25.400 All right, Oh, someone made a This is Drew Phillips playlist. 0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:30.239 I like that cover Can I use the toilet? No, 0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:32.800 you need to go home and use your own toilet? 0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:36.319 Can I please use yours? I have to peek. 0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:39.280 He's gonna get our fucking ship release? 0:56:40.960 --> 0:56:47.839 What did you assess me? What did you dissask me? 0:56:48.120 --> 0:56:51.759 Drew? Can I please use the toilet? I need a 0:56:51.760 --> 0:56:53.640 piece so bad? Can I please use the toilet? 0:56:54.040 --> 0:56:58.840 You look at his legs ew are those new shoes? 0:56:59.760 --> 0:57:00.000 Yeah? 0:57:00.560 --> 0:57:01.560 You actually ate them up. 0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:04.359 I had to tap into the sombers just as they 0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:05.680 were exited. 0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:08.920 The last person to wear you were the last person 0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:11.440 known to mankind to purchase sambas. 0:57:11.560 --> 0:57:16.160 You know what fucking sucks is now? The Ona Sua 0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:20.320 Tigers are literally the new sambas. 0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:22.840 Not okay because it's such a niche. 0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:24.840 Bubbles I posted in first. 0:57:25.360 --> 0:57:27.800 I'm such a fucking annoying ugly. 0:57:29.240 --> 0:57:34.760 You cannot be saying that, Kyle, I said, Kai, please 0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:35.640 pee in the toilet? 0:57:36.240 --> 0:57:40.000 No, okay, stop cut that. You're don bye. 0:57:39.520 --> 0:57:45.920 I'm the toilet. You're saying you're gonna pee on me? No, 0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:47.320 all right, but. 0:57:47.440 --> 0:58:10.280 You guys were listening. Bye