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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. That's hello, Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins calling from Community Homeowners Association. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Alex. This is he. How are you? Um? What?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay? What's what's going on? Well? Not much? What's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? M Well? I mean you called me.

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Speaker 1: I assume there's something you need, you know. The thing

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Speaker 1: about the thing about the thing about being with the

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Speaker 1: homeowners Association is that usually when we call it, it's

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Speaker 1: bad news. We're finding you, or we're telling you that

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Speaker 1: we don't like the color that you painted your house,

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Speaker 1: or that you did something wrong. Usually it's bad news,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, I'm familiar. Thanks. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Well, the bad news is I have bad news.

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Speaker 1: And the bad news is you're being fined five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars for what happened at the community room the other day.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to ask you to pay that

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Speaker 1: very soon. What happened at the community room? What happened? Well?

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Speaker 1: Do I need to remind you that you and some

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Speaker 1: of your friends had a get together at the community

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Speaker 1: room the other day? It was booked and you had

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Speaker 1: your little party. No, I get it. I remember it.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem, Well, was that you working the grille? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: the one. What does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 1: My compliments to the chef. It's smelled delicious. I was

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Speaker 1: doing my rounds and I smelled the barbecue. And the

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Speaker 1: problem is I did not receive the proper documentation for

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Speaker 1: you having a party in our community room. Wait, are

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Speaker 1: you serious? You are to find me five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: because you don't think I filled up proper paperwork. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not exactly it. I don't think you owe five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars for not filling out the proper paperwork. It

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Speaker 1: would just be nice to receive an invite And I

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Speaker 1: was not invited to your party. What I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you. It's my community room, isn't it. It is

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Speaker 1: not your community room. It's the community room of the community.

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Speaker 1: It's correct. And I work for the homeowners association, so

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Speaker 1: technically it's my community room. And if I were going

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Speaker 1: to have a party in somebody's house, I would also

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Speaker 1: want to invite them. It's not your house. Why would

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Speaker 1: I invite you. I don't know you, we are not friends.

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Speaker 1: Why would I invite you? Because because I am the

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Speaker 1: third vice president of the Homeowers Association. So yes, it

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Speaker 1: is my house, this is my community. You live under

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Speaker 1: my room. You guys are all the time. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I excuse me. You can give me one moment. I

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Speaker 1: just need to do something real quick. Let me just

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Speaker 1: type something up here. I'm just typing you. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: all right. I just put in a toel request one

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Speaker 1: because you didn't get a plate at the barbecue. The

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Speaker 1: fine was for not inviting me to your barbecue and

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Speaker 1: it's not delicious. The toe request is for just swearing

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Speaker 1: at me. Watch your mouth, please, you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go. Look, I'm gonna go get my paper. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go call the president of the Homeowners Association and

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Speaker 1: you bet enough told. If you do, I will find

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Speaker 1: your ass and beat the living out of you. Who

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Speaker 1: do you think you are? I think that I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: That's really who I think I am. But I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure sometimes what Yeah, this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Tommy sat you up. Oh, he says that you guys

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Speaker 1: have a terrible homeowners association and you want to meet

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Speaker 1: a miss with you. M okay, well, I'll let you

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Speaker 1: get on about your day. It sounds like your car

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Speaker 1: is gonna be Toad too, so you better hurry. Okay mmmmm.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with stubile phone pranks.