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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who works at a university

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Speaker 1: in the student services center, and part of her job

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Speaker 1: is helping new students acclimate to the college lifestyle. Oh sweet,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know if she's ever had a call

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Speaker 1: quite like this before, where an older adult learner named

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Speaker 1: Nancy is decided to enroll back in school again. She

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Speaker 1: remembers what college used to be like the first time

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Speaker 1: she went years ago. She's just hoping a lot is

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Speaker 1: still the same. You'll find out your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for calling the university. This is Jerry, the

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Speaker 2: student Servis. How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: You know what? Jerry? I am so glad you're on

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Speaker 3: the phone with me. This is Nancy.

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Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. Nancy. Are you a student here?

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Speaker 3: Well, not yet, but I am enrolled for the upcoming semester.

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Speaker 2: Wonderful. We love to have you. What can I help

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Speaker 2: you with today?

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Speaker 3: Well, I gotta be on it with you. I'm a

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Speaker 3: little nervous.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, Well what kind of things are you

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Speaker 2: nervous about? Maybe we can work through them.

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Speaker 3: I remember when I first went to college right out

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Speaker 3: of high school. I remember what it was like to

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Speaker 3: see those old, weird people on campus. Oh, I don't

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Speaker 3: want that to be me.

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Speaker 2: So this isn't your first time attending a university then?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but I haven't been since the nineties. So

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Speaker 3: I was just maybe hoping you could tell me, like,

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Speaker 3: what's changed.

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Speaker 2: Because you know I wasn't actually here back then. Oh,

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Speaker 2: but really hasn't changed that much?

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Speaker 3: Are people still making out in the library?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I want to get back there. I didn't see the

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Speaker 2: conversation going this way.

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Speaker 3: I have a story about me and an English professor

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Speaker 3: in the archives that would make you blush. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: those were the good old days. Hopefully they're the days

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Speaker 3: that are to come as well.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, not the normal questions I get.

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Speaker 3: I was looking on your website and I couldn't find

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Speaker 3: any dates or times for when the co ed mixers

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Speaker 3: were co ed.

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Speaker 2: Mix Do you have that listed somewhere? You know, that's

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Speaker 2: not really the stuff that I hear about that much.

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Speaker 3: What about some hot parties where I could get my

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Speaker 3: grind on?

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I'd even go for a cool frat that needs somebody

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Speaker 3: to buy them some alcohol on the sly.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, I can do that now, Okay, and Nacy

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Speaker 2: that's not really something we can done here. If you're

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Speaker 2: looking for parties and what have you, you reach out

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Speaker 2: in more of your own time, or I do know

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Speaker 2: some clubs I can tell you about.

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Speaker 3: I do apologize. I'm just trying to fit in on campus. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: tell me the weird old lady. So I read online

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Speaker 3: that I need to send out riz.

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Speaker 2: Rin.

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Speaker 1: Is there a place to buy that?

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Speaker 2: You know? Not that I would know off the top

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Speaker 2: of my head.

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Speaker 3: So they don't have it at maybe the university bookstore.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you will. You will not find that in

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Speaker 2: the university bookstore. Can I just say one thing?

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Speaker 3: What about if I just hang out in the cafeteria

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Speaker 3: with a short skirt, I'm gonna have a lot of

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Speaker 3: money on that dining card. I could take care of

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Speaker 3: some people's dinner. No, if you know what I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, Nancy, I know I can tell do you really

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Speaker 2: want to fit in and what have you? But this

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Speaker 2: is kind of outside my scope, outside my boundaries of

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Speaker 2: what I would normally discuss with a student.

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Speaker 3: So if I were to ask you about those anything

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Speaker 3: but clothes parties, you would have any ideas like where

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Speaker 3: they are?

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Speaker 2: I can honestly say that no, I would not have

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Speaker 2: an idea of them.

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Speaker 3: I think I actually see what the issue is. What's

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Speaker 3: that you're kind of a loser, aren't you? Oh what,

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Speaker 3: you're not getting invited to any of the fraternities.

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Speaker 2: As a student services coordinator. We actually you're.

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Speaker 3: Like one of those dorm monitors tell people that hush

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Speaker 3: down when they're being too loud at night.

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Speaker 2: Okay's kill. You're really crossing the line here. I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to help you. I'm here to answer questions about the

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Speaker 2: school that you have.

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Speaker 3: Really, I thought you were just trying to put me

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Speaker 3: to sleep. I don't think I don't think you would

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Speaker 3: be able to have fun if it slapped you in

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Speaker 3: the face.

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Speaker 2: So, Nancy, you did get accepted here. They're going to

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Speaker 2: let you attend school here.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean the school didn't say so much that,

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Speaker 3: but your brother in law, David said I could go.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you talk David.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, David said they'd let any loser into your school.

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Speaker 2: Exactly are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about when he set you up for this

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Speaker 3: prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: It's a crank phone call.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is actually Bragg from the radio show

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Speaker 3: Brock and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're doing a phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry. David said, you're stressed out at work and may

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Speaker 3: need a good laugh.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know what to say to you question.

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Speaker 2: I was just it was so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: So I was gonna bring one of those backpacks with

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Speaker 3: the rollers on them. You think that's cool.

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Speaker 2: I think the one that you sit on and you

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Speaker 2: can drive around would be a better I need you.

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Speaker 3: Finally, finally you say something helpful.

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Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning