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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best Ready go you've heard in a while, the

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. If you think that you're having a bad day,

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Speaker 1: we need to hear this story. It's a Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: because Alex and I were married by way. You didn't

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Speaker 1: know that. Have to say that for new listeners. If

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Speaker 1: you're an old listen who already knows that, you get

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Speaker 1: tired of me saying that. I'm sorry about that. But

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Speaker 1: we're married, by the way, and we went out of

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Speaker 1: town for the weekend. I'll just say this before we

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Speaker 1: get into it. It started with a two hour car

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Speaker 1: ride with some problems. Well, it was supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a two hour car It's supposed to be a two

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Speaker 1: hour car ride. That ended up being about a five

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Speaker 1: emergency room. Emergency room, Yes, as you had a bad bit.

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Speaker 1: Continuing anyway, Alex and I went out of town over

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Speaker 1: the weekend. The day started like this. We had to

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Speaker 1: drive two hours to get to the airport to come

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Speaker 1: back home. Right, So we're driving from where we're staying

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Speaker 1: to the airport and then all of a sudden, here, oh,

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Speaker 1: And I'm in the trunk looking for the spare and

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Speaker 1: I can't find the spare. And then I turn around

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Speaker 1: like helping us, making sure we're good. So he gets

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Speaker 1: who goes out on Sunday afternoons, drives a freeway and

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Speaker 1: then helps people out, well supposedly help. Well I know

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Speaker 1: he doesn't actually help, but he goes, Oh, you're fine.

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Speaker 1: There's an exit about a quarter mile up the freeway.

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Speaker 1: There's rattlesnakes around and stuff. So we got this awkward

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Speaker 1: rental car place and they're like, yeah, we can't do

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be about three hours before you can even

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Speaker 1: My grandma does that every day. And it's hot on plane.

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Speaker 1: from it. Then we get home and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: fell over and a piece of the metal was poking out,

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Speaker 1: get stitches. Wow, what a day. Yeah, I felt so

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Speaker 1: thinking of what happened to the shoes. Well, so I

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Speaker 1: I guess I just like threw them off. I don't remember,

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Speaker 1: only find one of them, literally, the only found one.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where my mother shoe was. I still

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Speaker 1: don't know where. It's a random reference where there's an

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Speaker 1: old clip from Fantasia Burrino when she won American Idol.

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Speaker 1: Because Alex was doing the same thing. She's like, I

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Speaker 1: the emergency room. I still lost, you, guys, it's still lost.

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Speaker 1: Signed on top of all that, I lost the shoe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I like those shoes. The Jewbil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: it's another Jewbil phone frame. Hello, Hi, this is Theodore

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Speaker 1: Devreaux calling from preparing sales. I was looking for Parker. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. Most high park Or how you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm the owner actually, and I thought I would take

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Speaker 1: a moment to call you to update you on your

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Speaker 1: motorcycle that you had in here for a tune up. Correct,

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Speaker 1: that's just doing the tune up. Yeah, that's right. Tune

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Speaker 1: up on the cycle or the cycle? Would you everyone

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Speaker 1: when you want to call it? Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I do have some news and that's why I'm calling

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Speaker 1: instead of the other people that you've been working with.

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Speaker 1: I am the owner of the company, and I felt

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Speaker 1: to let you know that that motorcycle is unfortunately not

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Speaker 1: in our possession anymore. It's not in your possession anymore.

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Speaker 1: But I guess I should clarify a little bit first.

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Speaker 1: That motorcycle died and I was going that most like

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Speaker 1: a dead and gown. I'm so sorry. There was nothing

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Speaker 1: wrong with it. How is it suddenly dead? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it was dead, then you guys did something to it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I will say, yes, it is kind of our bad right.

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Speaker 1: What had happened was we send things to salvage every

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Speaker 1: in the back of a compact. It's been all composted up,

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Speaker 1: ye compact, that motorcycle. That motorcycle. On second, listen to

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Speaker 1: me right now, Listen to me right now. My sisters

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Speaker 1: a warrior. So I'm gonna sue your stupid I can

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Speaker 1: understand that you're upset because you drop your motorcycle. Don't

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Speaker 1: most cycle didn't gone, but it is compacted and it

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Speaker 1: is at a salvage yard now and that was a mistake.

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Speaker 1: We didn't do that on purpose, but that motorcycle is

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Speaker 1: the company. So what are you gonna do about it? Owner? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a similar motorcycle to yours in our shop

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Speaker 1: and I would just like to sort of swap it

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Speaker 1: out for you. What do you mean similar, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's scooter. It's not a motorcycle, or it's actually a scooter,

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Speaker 1: but I would be willing to give you this scooter.

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Speaker 1: It's y'allahs very nice scoot. Are you an idiot? Do

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Speaker 1: you understand what you're saying right now? My motorcycle costs

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Speaker 1: more than you're stupid? Do you understand that I'm sort

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Speaker 1: of picking up on the fact that the scooter is

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Speaker 1: not a sufficient trade for you. Okay, I can do

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Speaker 1: something else. And like I said, I can understand why

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Speaker 1: you even offer a trade like that? I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to think right now. Now, I've got just got a

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking, if a bear was sticking his

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Speaker 1: back out of the honeypot because it was stuck in

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Speaker 1: there because the hole in the top of the honeypot

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Speaker 1: would be like, I understand why you're so aggravated because

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Speaker 1: he just wants to And now you find out that

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Speaker 1: your motorcycle they didn't go. Oh my god, it's like

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Speaker 1: getting off track again. I'm so sorry. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you're being awesome track. Okay, I'm driving over there right now,

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Speaker 1: and you better have my motorcycle and mint condition ready

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Speaker 1: that motorcycle, like I said, is dead and gown, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know if i'mnna able to do that for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, fine, Well guess what your business is gonna

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Speaker 1: be dead and gone all right when I get my

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Speaker 1: sister on you, because I'm gonna sue you for everything

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Speaker 1: you have you idiot. All right, well, I'll just let

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Speaker 1: you know it's prank phone call then so we don't

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Speaker 1: have to get all legal paperwork. Okay, prank What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about now? Oh? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your brother.

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Speaker 1: Brandon set you up. He said that you just dropped

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Speaker 1: your motorcycle off to be tuned up at the shop,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, this is Chucky calling from Oh Hey, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up dude? Hey, what's going on? Hey? I'm just

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Speaker 1: next year. Sorry about the knee. Oh wow, that's awesome. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So like let's start to send the flowers out. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Uh see you said Maria? Yeah okay? And is there

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the other day your kickouts ripper. Who the

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Speaker 1: hell is Maria? Hello? Who the hell is Maria? Who's this? Hello?

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Speaker 1: You didn't even give me a birthday gift? Who the

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Speaker 1: hell is Maria? Eric? This is the Jewel Show. My

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Speaker 1: that's me. You don't know my voice? What is okay?

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Speaker 1: What's going on here? What the hell's going on? What

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Speaker 1: What the hell's going on? What the hell's going on here, Zach.

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Speaker 1: This is a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And when people think someone's cheating on them, they can

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Speaker 1: Jeeter and your wife, Tiffany of five years thought that

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Speaker 1: This is this? This is what you this is. This

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Speaker 1: It was a it's a prank. You don't get no skate, Scott, Like,

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Speaker 1: How would you feel if I send a man flowers

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Speaker 1: There's no excuse like you you don't care about me.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even get anything for my birthday, and then

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Speaker 1: see how it is who paid for you to enter

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Speaker 1: the contact? Oh does Maria know that you're married? First

423
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 1: of all, I'm not going to entertain this because nothing's happening. Yeah,

424
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: I sent her free flowers because I thought I was

425
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: getting them for free, and what, you know what, whatever,

426
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do this, somm I'm really not

427
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 1: gonna do this. I'm gonna look, I'm already. This is

428
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: ridiculous and it's gone. I don't think you want to

429
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: answer your question about if Maria knows that he's married.

430
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask him what his best trick was,

431
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: but I couldn't find the right time. Yeah, it's not

432
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: a good time for that, I don't think in that conversation, Tiffany,

433
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you found that out though. That's yeah,

434
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: obviously disturbing. But he's say, your kids, I don't even

435
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 1: know what to do right now. You have three kids,

436
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 1: three kids. Yeah, you can for sure find someone who

437
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: is gona respect you and a cheat on you and

438
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 1: send you the flowers. I know. I just was really

439
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 1: hoping to hear my name. Yeah, I know. I mean,

440
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: you will find someone who won't do that to you. Also,

441
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: it sounds like you've been supporting him and he's just

442
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: been kind of using you to do his estate thing.

443
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 1: So like you also find someone that will be an

444
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Speaker 1: equal partner. Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm just

445
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: like kind of shocked right now. I got a great

446
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,479
Speaker 1: idea for revenge too, all right, because he's in these

447
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 1: competitions obviously he's never really winning them, right, No, he's horrible.

448
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why he thinks he can make a

449
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: career out of this, like he's the next Tony Hawks

450
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: or something. Go to the competitions. Hook up with the

451
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: guy who always beats him, that will kill him? Oh

452
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: my god, I mean there were a whole bunch of

453
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Speaker 1: hot guys there all right. The Jewels shows were of

454
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Speaker 1: the roses, The Jewel Show on Demand Jewels Dirty Little

455
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Speaker 1: Secret Time, Your dirty little Secret text in four one

456
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Speaker 1: oh six one if you have anything to tell us

457
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, A big dirty doesn't matter what size,

458
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: as long as it's a secret. You can say whatever

459
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: you want. Because we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't

460
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who

461
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

462
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

463
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: Is that feeling you get when you're being watched? Oh

464
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: it's horrible for me. Yeah, shivers right now? That song

465
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: always feel like somebody's kind I got no brads? Um

466
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: all right? That feeling you get when you're being watched?

467
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: How are you pretty good? How are you you're creepy?

468
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm good. So you want to tell us a dirty

469
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah, I don't. I don't know if it's

470
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Speaker 1: like dirty, I guess, but um, I just do this

471
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: like kind of weird thing. Where um like, I hate

472
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Speaker 1: cold feet. I hate when I go to bed, but

473
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: first thing in the morning and I have to like

474
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: to stick my feet up from under the covers. It's

475
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: the worst feeling. So I'm start of doing this thing

476
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: to reward myself. Like if I don't hit snooze and

477
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: I actually get out of bed on time, I microwave

478
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: my socks microwave. Why would you not put them in

479
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: the dryer. Yeah, the dryer just takes too long. I

480
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: don't have time for that in the morning. So you

481
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: microwave them. Okay, so yeah, because it only takes with

482
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: thirty seconds and then they feel like they just came

483
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: out of the dryer. That's cool. I mean I don't

484
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Speaker 1: like it either. No, that is a bad idea. The

485
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: house is going to catch on fire. No, won't. Well, no,

486
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: you can microwave socks for sure. You can put rice

487
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Speaker 1: in it and microwave it together. Oh oh those little

488
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: rice you ever have on the phone? For the little

489
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: secret the anonymous name is that feeling you get when

490
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: you're being watched. You ever put rice in a sock

491
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: and heat it up and then put it on your

492
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: sore part of your body? Yeah, I mean that's kind

493
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: of where I got the idea. Yeah, good, you guys

494
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: are blowing my mind. Rice in a sock? Yeah, like

495
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: and then put like lavender in it? On. No, have

496
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: you heard of like icy hot? They have medical stuff. Dude,

497
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: this is way better. That's not natural. No, what are

498
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: you talking? Right? In the socks? At what they're cotton? No,

499
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: we weren't invented to wear salts. Then you put rice,

500
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: which comes from the earth inside, comes from the earth,

501
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: and then you mic wave it and microwaving your socks.

502
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: Isn't gonna start a fire? Really? No? Okay, because I

503
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: don't know what sacks fire. I put a burrito in

504
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: the microwave the other day with tinfoil. Yeah, I didn't

505
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,479
Speaker 1: know you can't metal. I didn't know you can't put

506
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: tinfoil in there until like recently, no metal? Wait what

507
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: it burst into flames in front of my eyes. Yeah,

508
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: and then you were almost twenty thirty years old. Well,

509
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: when you say it like that and you live in

510
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: your grandma's basement and you just lost your virginity and

511
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: you just found out that you can't put metal in

512
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Speaker 1: a micro it burst into flames, Like twenty seven years old,

513
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Speaker 1: twenty seven. Well take it. It's okay for them, okay

514
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: for them. Let's run down the list here twenty seven.

515
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: Listen to Drama's Basement. Just lost his virginity to his

516
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: current girlfriend a week ago, No, it was like over

517
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: a year ago. Just lost it. Yeah, and just found

518
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: out that you can't put metal in a microwave. What

519
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: a catch, right? Yeah? I thought I had a dirty

520
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: little secret about microwaving my socks every morning. I will say.

521
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: The one thing about you microwaving your socks, though, is

522
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: if you were making food for people at your house

523
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: and you make it in the microwave, it's not being

524
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: microwaved in your sock. Microwave just probably still bacteria. Yeah,

525
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: I mean I claimed that microwaving dirty socks. Yeah, but

526
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: still okay. If you found out that one of your

527
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: friends was microwave and their socks or their underwear to

528
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: warm them up in the morning. By the way, underwear

529
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: sounds like a good IDEA attend might try that. And

530
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: you found out that they were serving you food from

531
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Speaker 1: that microwave. Would you want to eat it? I mean,

532
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: if it was clean fox or underwear, I wouldn't care.

533
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: I think you're lying about that. I think I'm just

534
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: stick to like brand new socks. Um, can we just

535
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: get back to you talking about Evan just losing his

536
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: virginity much? That's more interesting than the microwave socks thing

537
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: you called us? So what's your dirty little secret? The

538
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

539
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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Tuesday Thursday Journey whoa Wrong All over the Place? Thursday

541
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Speaker 1: June twenty four, twenty twenty one. I'm about to save

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Speaker 1: you a ton of money on your next vacation, unless

543
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: your naughty part is a dangle down. Tell you more

544
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Speaker 1: about that in just a second, But first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiot. Well. I'm Alex Fresh an update on Ronnie Magro,

546
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: He's infamous for getting out of DV charges and start

547
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: on the highly cringey yet entertaining TV show with the

548
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore. I'm for the third time, I'm trying this

549
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: headline because we never got to my story. But I'm

550
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: English Evan and since I spoke about something on the

551
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: Iron N, it's popularity has skyrocketids showing that weird. It's

552
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: almost like we've heard that before. You guys know it.

553
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: It's been three days he's been trying to get that

554
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: story on the air. Maybe we'll actually hear it today.

555
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's not good. Now, all right,

556
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: for your first story in the i N the Idiot

557
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Speaker 1: News network where it's they report the news. Here's a

558
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 1: fun life hack. If you want to save money on vacation,

559
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,239
Speaker 1: don't let a guy planet someone. Ask people how much

560
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: they plan to spend on their vacation this year, and

561
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: men are around fifty percent more likely to overspend on

562
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: vacation than women. That is the funniest thing true. Thirty

563
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: three percent of women who are planning a vagy vacation

564
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: say they'll spend less than a thousand dollars on it,

565
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: compared to just twenty one percent of men. Men are

566
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: twice as likely as women to plan a vacation that

567
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: costs some seventy are dying right now, you guys every time,

568
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: because all of you guys mostly are like, save money,

569
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: We got to save money. We don't let it. You

570
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: know that the women have to hide their bags coming

571
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: in because you all want to like put it all

572
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 1: in savings and make sure everything's all good. And then

573
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: you guys want to just like go ham on vacations. Yeah,

574
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: apparently I'm the opposite. I don't pretend like I'm trying

575
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: to save money in our household. It's Alex because often

576
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: our Americi another is we need to save money to

577
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: save money. This is the iron n the idiot news

578
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report

579
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: the news. And for your next report, let's send it

580
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: on over to Alex. It's free. Who's on location in

581
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: a tanning salon at the Jersey Shore doing my laundry.

582
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: I have an update on Ronnie from the Jersey Shore.

583
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: If you were born after the year two thousand, you

584
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: probably don't really know who we're talking about. But he

585
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: is known for pretty much being a sociopath. I want

586
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: to say, though, that Ronnie has gotten out of like

587
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: plenty of DV charges. I feel like I know why

588
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: he gets out of these charges because these girls just

589
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: go back to him. Right so his current girlfriend, Sapphire Santos.

590
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: I can imagine back in like April, it was, I

591
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: think because I report on it, he hit her. Supposedly

592
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: he got taken away from the cops that got dropped. Well,

593
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: guess what they just gone gauged. Oh a story relationship? Yes,

594
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: so sweet, isn't it? On the Jersey Shore, he follows

595
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: his girlfriend Sam so much it was like part of

596
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: the show. And there's a clip of one of their

597
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: worst fights, and I want to play it, okay, just

598
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: to let you guys hear how entertaining this show? What

599
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: Ron and Sama fighting? I believe you want. I'm done

600
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: with you? Use cycle outside try. I didn't call it

601
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: one girl. She has the boss. If this relationship continued,

602
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: I'll kill myself. I'm not exactly, will be no more DJs.

603
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: I will kill myself together. I will kill myself and

604
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: Sam fighting. She's my girl, Sam, She's a sneaky god.

605
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: That such a good show. Well that's all I have,

606
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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank you, thank you. This is

607
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Speaker 1: the Iron and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

608
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: just in the news. And for our next story, let's

609
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: let's send it to English. Evan, who's tried to do

610
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Speaker 1: this story three days in a row. You get it?

611
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: Can you get it done? Today? Here we go. So,

612
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos is going to space pretty soon on his

613
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Speaker 1: Blue Origin space flight, and there was a petition created

614
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Speaker 1: to stop him from returning to Earth, which you guys remember.

615
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: So at first, when I originally spoke about it, it

616
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Speaker 1: had six thousand signatures. Now it has sixty thousand. Oh,

617
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: so that means I am a god. Does it need

618
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: need I don't know. I don't think it needs a

619
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Speaker 1: specific amount. I think if it gets to about a million, then,

620
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: like you know, it might work. How do petitions work, Well,

621
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Speaker 1: it's like a few hundred thousand. But I don't even

622
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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Big in the petition game

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Speaker 1: is see, you're about to lose your job, lady, and

624
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: that means that the idiots is done for the day.

625
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: Don't worry, do it again at the same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Lose job. Does it not sound different to lose? No,

627
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: to me, it sounds slower to lose. It's definitely slower.

628
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Speaker 1: Sounds like it has been at it. No one's getting that.

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Speaker 1: Is it slower? It might be a little about the job. Yeah,

630
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Speaker 1: is deeper. It's like maybe it'll slow down. Lose your job.

631
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: It's like a dude's doing it. Lose your job, get

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Speaker 1: to dance. Youre about to lose your job because you

633
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Speaker 1: are detaining me. You lose your job. You're about to

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Speaker 1: lose your job, your job because you are detaining me.

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Speaker 1: Oh nothing, all right, sweet, I'm gonna let you do

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Speaker 1: the outro for the I n N team. Yeah, to

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Speaker 1: take us out as hell. The ghost of Elvis Presley

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Speaker 1: just shut up in English. Seven And that was the

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Speaker 1: I N N. Oh sorry, And that was the iron

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Speaker 1: N the idiot News Network where idiotnger just sitting the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news to tomorrow for another hard hitting report.

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Speaker 1: This is iron N even slowertart the computer. We're gonna

643
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: take a break every start the Peter will be back

644
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: over the Jebel Show on demand. Suck is sucky. My

645
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: name is Rigo Montoya. And you know what it's time

646
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: to do. What it's time to beat that bread. Yeah,

647
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: he's done because he is so stupid. You so stupid,

648
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: you gonna kill somebody. That's a new one. Yeah. I

649
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: love how your brain don't work English, having over there

650
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: with your red hair looking at me all dumb. Yeah,

651
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: are you from the mafia? No, that sounds like a

652
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: mafia guy. I don't know. It sounds like an a

653
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: mafia name. I was getting Montana. Well, it sounds like

654
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: a like a more sound like a drug cartel name, Yeah, Scarface,

655
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Speaker 1: Tony Montana, right right, that's Rigo Montoya. Yeah right, I

656
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Speaker 1: love me more like say a lot to my stupid friend.

657
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Speaker 1: That's good, all right, And that's so let's meet our

658
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: little friend on the phone online. Two. Jake is gonna

659
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: play English Evan. Jake. I'm just trying to come up

660
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: with another option for the German intro. So I'm playing

661
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: around with different voices and I think maybe all right,

662
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: the cartel guy was, yes, okay, let's do it. It's

663
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: time to play. It's time to play. All right, We're

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00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: gonna send English Evan out of the studio and he's

665
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: walking out right now. And the games I'd like this.

666
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

667
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass, and you

668
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan out right to win. Okay,

669
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: all right, sound good, Okay, here we go, Jack, Your

670
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: time starts now. In size? What is the smallest US state,

671
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: um Rhode Island? What is Tom Cruise's highest grossing box

672
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 1: office film? Pop Gun? Which NFL coach has the most

673
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: Super Bowl wins? What insect has the most legs? Uh, millipede?

674
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: What famous rappers name is Aubrey. What does USDA stand for?

675
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: A United the Department of United States Drug Administration? Sorry,

676
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: all right, you got them all in all? You got

677
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Speaker 1: that in on time to get that last question. I

678
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: don't think you got that right, but we'll find out right.

679
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: Bring English, Evan back in the studio. So, Jake, this

680
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: is the time where the person playing English having to

681
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: beat the break gives us a little bit of a

682
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Speaker 1: tidbit about themselves. Do you have an interesting tidbit that

683
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,439
Speaker 1: we could chew on for a little bit. The best

684
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: thing I could come up with is that I could

685
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: ride a pair of water skis backwards. Cool dude, that's awesome.

686
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: Huh wow. I'd like to be able to do that.

687
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: That's impressive. So you have a boat, Jake, My mom

688
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: out of a boat, Well, invite us out. We'll come down.

689
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: We're looking for a boat to get on. That's all.

690
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry about that. Oh my god, Jakes,

691
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my who cares he's gonna bout anyway? Jake,

692
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: we should be best seas. Hit us up on Instagram.

693
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,479
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Evan, are you ready? I am ready?

694
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Your time starts now. Inside. What is

695
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: the smallest US state hold on Arizona? What is Tom

696
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: Cruise's highest grossing box office film, um Mission Impossible? Which

697
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: NFL coach has the most Super Bowl wins? Bill Belichick?

698
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: What insect has the most legs? Millipede? What famous robber's

699
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: name is Aubrey Little Wayne? What does USDA stand for? What?

700
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Speaker 1: What does USDA stand for? United States Department Agency, the

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Speaker 1: Department of the Department. That's a good one. All right,

702
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Speaker 1: we'll get the answers in just a second, but first

703
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to the scoreboard and see

704
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Speaker 1: how you guys did with our executive user Brad No,

705
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Speaker 1: Arizona really for the smallest state. I've even got a

706
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: map in front of me. Well he's not from the States,

707
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: still an idiot, but it definitely was a tie. It was, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was with what school two too? Correct? Mber, though tide

709
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: goes to the house. Also, the game's not over, Jake,

710
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: you can still hold out, hop because English seven could

711
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: say something here that this is Alex office takes points

712
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: away from him. Let's go over the answer, all right,

713
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: and sides. What is the smallest US state? Rhode Island?

714
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: He got that right, Good for you, Jake. What is

715
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise's highest grossing box office film The Mummy? Whoa really? Yeah?

716
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: Really weird? Which NFL coach has the most Super Bowl wins?

717
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick? Nice? Which insect has the most legs? Millipede?

718
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: I got that, so did he? Oh? What famous rappers

719
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: name is Aubrey? Their real name is Drake? Oh, Drake Drake? Yeah,

720
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: Drake's real name is Aubrey. That is so not a

721
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: street name, right, I never been on the street. I

722
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: mean he has a song started from the bottom, don't

723
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: start from the bow. If your named Aubrey, you probably didn't.

724
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Speaker 1: And then finally, what does USD stand for? United States

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Speaker 1: Department of Agriculture. That well, you guys gave great attempts

726
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: at that though, so I just, oh, no, I don't

727
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: have it in me. You guys tied, but I still

728
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: feel like jo Jake has a boat. His mom has

729
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: a boat? Is Jacob you won? You beat the brit

730
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,479
Speaker 1: because your mom has a boat. Yeah, congratulations for beating

731
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: the Brits. I'm gonna send you some Jewel show swag.

732
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: So hang on the line so I can get your info.

733
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: Damn your mom. Thank you, man, I appreciate it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Have a good day. Guys. You are you played Beat

735
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: the Britt every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time,

736
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Speaker 1: So tune in next time when we beat that Brett

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00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: the Jewbil show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone brame morning. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Airlines. I

739
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: was looking for yelenae LUSA. She Hello, Yelena. How are

740
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: you today? I'm good? How are you living the dream?

741
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: Working customer service at an airline? Hey? I mean at

742
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: least you, you know, have a job right now. Yeah, yeah,

743
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: I guess that's a good way to look at it.

744
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be such a down or right

745
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: out of the gate, but you know, I'm on the

746
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: phone all day calling people about things, especially right now

747
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: where things are tough because of the whole COVID situation

748
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: and traveling. And I see that you have an itinerary

749
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: booked to Paris in December. I do. Yeah. Your itinerary

750
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: shows that you were routed through Madrid. That sounds exciting. Yeah,

751
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: I can't wait. What are you goin to do there?

752
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: That's just a vacation. I mean, you know, it's been

753
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: a long time. Did you buy that for yourself OR'd

754
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 1: your parents buy it for you? I bought it for myself, Okay, yeah, okay,

755
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 1: just wondering because you know, like a sound young and

756
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: sometimes young people their parents when they get out of college,

757
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: like I just want to travel the world for a

758
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: little while, and then they don't get a real job,

759
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: and then they go travel around the world for six months,

760
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: backpacking through Paris where everything is great. Well, some people

761
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: had to get a job right out of high school

762
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: to a call center for airlines. So just wondering who

763
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking to, that's all. Yeah, I bought the ticket myself.

764
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: So and I don't really appreciate the attitude that you

765
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: have right now either. So sorry you have the job

766
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: you have, but I'm very sorry. I'm just having one

767
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: of those days. Do you ever have one of those days?

768
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: I'm having one right now, right yeah, Okay, Well, you're

769
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: one of those days. Is probably not the same as mine.

770
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: Have you worked in a customer service call center for

771
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: an airline since you were eighteen years old? No, but

772
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: I have worked in customer service, and I can say

773
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: that I never would have treated a person this way. Okay, fine,

774
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: here is the deal with your trip if it can

775
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: still happen because of the pandemic, You're gonna not be

776
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: rerouted and your layover is going to be a little

777
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 1: bit longer. You will stop over in Botswana. Botswana. Where

778
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: the is that? Oh? Wow, good question? It is Apparently

779
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: it's near South Africa? What it makes no sense. I

780
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: don't want to go to Africa that was not part

781
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: of the planet. I know that, I know, I know, ma'am.

782
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: Anybody else, ma'am, ma'am, I can tell. I have a

783
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: feeling that you're getting a little upset here. Am I

784
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: reading that correctly? Wow? A stute? I don't know what

785
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: that means. A stute? No, no, no, I'm saying Botswana,

786
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: that's where you'd be staying. Botswana, not a stute. I

787
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: don't know where a stute is. Maybe you should read

788
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: a book and come back to me with something that

789
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: makes sense. I want to speak to somebody else. I

790
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: want to speak to a manager like I wanted to

791
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: stop in Spain. I haven't gotten any sort of email

792
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: about the problem. But what okay, And that's what I'm

793
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: telling you is that's not gonna happen. You're gonna stop

794
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: in bout Swanna for a short layover. Okay, well how

795
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: long is the layover? Because if you have a feeling,

796
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: short means something very different. Well, actually, this is an

797
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: interesting an hour. This is an interesting ticket because it

798
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: actually says it no idea yet, they're not sure. It

799
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: could be a few days to a week. That's not

800
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: a layover, that's a vacation. My trip is only two weeks.

801
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: I cannot stay a week in Africa. Actually, okay, now

802
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: that I'm reading it, you're correct. We went ahead and

803
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: changed your whole reservation because we can't fly you into

804
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: Paris because of the pandemic situation. Like I said, so

805
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: we're just sending you to Boutswana for a week. You

806
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: can't do that. You can't just change someone's reservation without

807
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: asking them. If that's okay, you should give me a

808
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: refund at least, I guess we just did that, though

809
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: done to another country. Yeah, I like, do I even

810
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: need a viva? Like I no, I'm not going to

811
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: app Well, you know what this is the thing, Like,

812
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: it's not really on me to tell you if you

813
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: need a visa or not. If you're going on a

814
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: vacation to a place, you should do your research? Are

815
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Look, let me speak to your manager

816
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: right now. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What was that? What

817
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: was that? I want to speak to your manager? Hello,

818
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble hearing you. What was that? What do

819
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: you want to do? You want to speak to what?

820
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: What was that? Let me talk to your manager? Yo. Okay,

821
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: that's what I thought you said. But I can't do that.

822
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: Why why can you not let me talk to a manager?

823
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

824
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 1: a prank call on you. Sorry, what it's a joke.

825
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your sister set you up?

826
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: What your sister set you up for a prank phone call?

827
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: She said that she knows how stressed you are about

828
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: this trip and you're expecting it to get canceled anyway,

829
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: so she wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

830
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: that was so stressful. I thought my head was going

831
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: to explode. The next vacation will we go on? I'm

832
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: absolutely cleaning the toilet with her too. Brush wake up

833
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on

834
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Speaker 1: the twenties, the Jebil Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little secret.

835
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you

836
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: have a secret, you can tell us anything. Just text

837
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: in four or six one tell us you have a

838
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: dirty little secret and you can come on the air

839
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Speaker 1: and get it off your chest. Yeah, and we always

840
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous, so you can say whatever you want.

841
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who it is. And that's why we

842
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody gets a

843
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname when they call into the show and

844
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Speaker 1: on the phone right now, Black Panther. Oh, the Marvel

845
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: comic character black Panther. I know. I just said that,

846
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, oh, man, that's a sad story,

847
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: but also like way to honor. Yeah, the black panther

848
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 1: Waconda forever. Yeah, hey, honestly, this one might fit really

849
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Speaker 1: a fan all right, Well we'll see what that is

850
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Speaker 1: in a second. Did you know that a black panther

851
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: isn't actually an animal? No? I did know that. Yeah,

852
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: it's not an actual Yeah, there's no cat that's a

853
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: black panther. Did you know that an actual like like panther. Yeah,

854
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: it's like an actual like cat talk. It's not like

855
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Speaker 1: it's not like an Alex is doing Alex she pays

856
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: half attention to the show most time because she's doing

857
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: Carol right now while she's talking, usually doing pretty good job.

858
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: Like I was so far in the direction I was

859
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: thinking to herself. I was like, why can't I hit Alex?

860
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Speaker 1: She had like all her stuff laid out in front

861
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: of her, like sometimes she's reading a book because like

862
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: she's she's like, yeah, anyway, the black cat is talking

863
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: to the microphone, So black panther on the phone. Did

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Speaker 1: you know that a black panther isn't a real animal?

865
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Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was an animal. It was

866
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: like a black jaguar or something, but like, oh, actually

867
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: it's just a yeah, so it is. It's like a

868
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Speaker 1: lion or it's like any sort of cat, but it

869
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: has like a genetic something of them where it's black.

870
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Speaker 1: But the actual black panther isn't a real animal. That

871
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: tripped me out because I used to love I used

872
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: to think they were so cool as a kid, and

873
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Speaker 1: I just learned that last week. Childhood ruin right, Well

874
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: not really, I mean, it's just it's just a trippy

875
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh wow, I thought this thing was

876
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: an animal all the time. Is not. It's just any

877
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Speaker 1: big cat that's black, it's considered a black panther. All right,

878
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: well we should get to your dirty little secret, I

879
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: guess probably. So that's the dirty little secret of panthers.

880
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: That's the big cat dirty little secret right there. What's

881
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, black panther? So yeah, this black

882
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: panther panther's got a little dirty six the secret. Um. So,

883
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Speaker 1: when I was I've always been obsessed with an animals.

884
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 1: So this is actually the perfect leeway to this because

885
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: when I was maybe in I think second grade, I

886
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: kind of started an animal like black market. What's an

887
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 1: animal black market? Oh? God, okay, what are you selling monkeys?

888
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: Sort of? No? But um, So every day when I

889
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: would get home from school, and I would always go

890
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Speaker 1: like on nature walks, and I would walk by a

891
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Speaker 1: pond and I saw a bunch of turtles and I

892
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: just know, I just thought I had the greatest idea

893
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: pop into my head. At first, I wanted to take

894
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: them all home to my mom, and She's like, no,

895
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Speaker 1: You're not going to take all these turtles and frogs

896
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Speaker 1: and animals into my house. What the heck are you doing?

897
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Speaker 1: So I go back home, I grab a bucket, come

898
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Speaker 1: back to the pond, gather them all up, and um,

899
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Speaker 1: I kind of just put them all in little separate boxes,

900
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Speaker 1: and I decide that I'm going to take them to

901
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: school and sell them. Oh wait, how old were you?

902
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Speaker 1: I was like in, like, I think they're great. Yeah,

903
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: they're great. I think I was selling them for like

904
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: I thought it was cool. I thought it was I

905
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: was selling them for like five dollars a pop. I

906
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: thought that was like so much money. I could buy

907
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: so much candy at the gas station with that. God,

908
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: so we never slinging turtles. You're like the richest eight

909
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: year old ever. Yeah, well I would. I remember. I

910
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: would like put them all in these little containers and

911
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: I put them in my backpack, and after school I

912
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: would take them all out and I would go behind

913
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Speaker 1: the building and how all the little kids would come

914
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Speaker 1: around because I would tell them during class that I

915
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Speaker 1: had a bunch of turtles in my best money. You

916
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Speaker 1: guys are going to love them. So are you still

917
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Speaker 1: selling animals illegally or are you have you moved on? Yeah? No,

918
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Speaker 1: Actually I grew up and I became a vet. Oh oh,

919
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: so you're still involved with animals? Yeah? Oh my god. Okay,

920
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: so but yeah, but you're a vet, right, so is

921
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Speaker 1: your veterinary practice just a front so you can sell

922
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Speaker 1: turtles out of the back of it? Good one that

923
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Speaker 1: sounds like it is. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.