WEBVTT - Happy Birthday From a Clown

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's a good American. Yes, hey, Garrett, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning? What's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 2>So Vow wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 2>sister Tara. Now Tara hates, hates, hates clowns, just like

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<v Speaker 2>our very own Danielle. So it happens to be Tara's birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>and Val wanted to send birthday wishes to her sister.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to play a clown, going to uh,

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<v Speaker 2>going to Tara's job.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, see how this works out? Garrett's clown phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listening, Hi, Tara?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, great, I am heading towards your office right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a delivery for you, and I'm a little lost.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just wondering if you could help me get

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<v Speaker 2>to the office.

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<v Speaker 3>And what is it.

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<v Speaker 2>I usually don't do this. It's supposed to be a surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sent to come with you a happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of silly. Right now, I'm dressed as a

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<v Speaker 2>clown to sing happy birthday to you.

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<v Speaker 3>And wait wait wait wait wait what yes? And a

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<v Speaker 3>clown right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, that's what I.

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<v Speaker 3>Do oh wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't come to my office dressed as a clown.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's my job, that's what I'm supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I don't like clowns.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing I got paid to come sing

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sister's Valerie, correct, and she she booked me.

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<v Speaker 3>Valery hired you. Correct and turn yourself around right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well what if I just come and drop off the balloon?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, absolutely not out of the question.

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<v Speaker 1>I spent two hours on my face make I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't really care. This is out of the question.

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<v Speaker 2>What if it's just a quick little happy birthday? You

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<v Speaker 2>blow out the cupcake that I have for your's delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>In the nuts? If you show up here, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like clowns, they freak me.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we do this?

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<v Speaker 3>What if?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I need to know where you are.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I will make it a quick happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy lunatic you are, but I don't want you coming here.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Fine? What what if you at.

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<v Speaker 3>Least say I know you are kissing me off?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my boss is going to ask if I came.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, what your boss is going to ask.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a happy guy, but you're making me an unhappy clown.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not a happy guy, you are. This is completely inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>Too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a smile painted on my face because right

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<v Speaker 2>now you have a smile.

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<v Speaker 3>I would punch it off your face. Stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>No one does that to a clown.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So, oh my gosh, she is. She is

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<v Speaker 3>so pissed right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold ty one second, we'll call her right back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is her happy birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, sorry, happy birthday, my ass? Did you

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<v Speaker 3>send a clown to my office? You know I hate clowns.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you be appreciative that I sent you something for

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<v Speaker 1>your birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's be ridiculous. You know, clowns freaked

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<v Speaker 3>me out if I went to the office. Did he

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<v Speaker 3>do a good job? He called, He didn't even know

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<v Speaker 3>where he was going. He called for directions, so I

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<v Speaker 3>sent him home. But you are glown up. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be twenty six if he will be a grownup have

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<v Speaker 3>some respect. Seriously, remember when we went to the circus,

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<v Speaker 3>I paid my pants. I can't believe are you laughing

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<v Speaker 3>right now? This is so not funny. It's your birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop being this is your birthday. Don't you think you're

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<v Speaker 3>overreacting just a little. I don't think I'm overreacting. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that you're a bad sister.

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<v Speaker 1>I remembered your birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't I. Oh, so you're gonna do something horrible to

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<v Speaker 3>me on my birthday, Dark Ben, you always hated her?

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<v Speaker 1>What my name is? Garrett from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, and you got phone taps?

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<v Speaker 3>Happy birthday, oh Elvis Duran phone tap.

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