Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1: Oh he's a good American. Yes, hey, Garrett, how are you?
Speaker 1: Good morning? What's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2: So Vow wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 2: sister Tara. Now Tara hates, hates, hates clowns, just like
Speaker 2: our very own Danielle. So it happens to be Tara's birthday,
Speaker 2: and Val wanted to send birthday wishes to her sister.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to play a clown, going to uh,
Speaker 2: going to Tara's job.
Speaker 1: All right, see how this works out? Garrett's clown phone tap.
Speaker 1: Let's listening, Hi, Tara?
Speaker 2: Yes, great, I am heading towards your office right now.
Speaker 2: I have a delivery for you, and I'm a little lost.
Speaker 2: I was just wondering if you could help me get
Speaker 2: to the office.
Speaker 3: And what is it.
Speaker 2: I usually don't do this. It's supposed to be a surprise.
Speaker 2: I was sent to come with you a happy birthday.
Speaker 2: It's kind of silly. Right now, I'm dressed as a
Speaker 2: clown to sing happy birthday to you.
Speaker 3: And wait wait wait wait wait what yes? And a
Speaker 3: clown right now?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, that's what I.
Speaker 3: Do oh wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you can't come to my office dressed as a clown.
Speaker 1: Well, that's my job, that's what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't like clowns.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing I got paid to come sing
Speaker 1: happy birthday.
Speaker 3: I don't really care.
Speaker 1: Your sister's Valerie, correct, and she she booked me.
Speaker 3: Valery hired you. Correct and turn yourself around right now?
Speaker 1: Well what if I just come and drop off the balloon?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, absolutely not out of the question.
Speaker 1: I spent two hours on my face make I.
Speaker 3: Don't really care. This is out of the question.
Speaker 2: What if it's just a quick little happy birthday? You
Speaker 2: blow out the cupcake that I have for your's delicious.
Speaker 3: In the nuts? If you show up here, I don't
Speaker 3: like clowns, they freak me.
Speaker 1: What if we do this?
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 1: Well, I need to know where you are.
Speaker 3: So I don't care.
Speaker 1: I will make it a quick happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Crazy lunatic you are, but I don't want you coming here.
Speaker 1: All right? Fine? What what if you at.
Speaker 3: Least say I know you are kissing me off?
Speaker 1: Well, my boss is going to ask if I came.
Speaker 3: Here, what your boss is going to ask.
Speaker 1: I'm a happy guy, but you're making me an unhappy clown.
Speaker 3: You're not a happy guy, you are. This is completely inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Too bad.
Speaker 2: I have a smile painted on my face because right
Speaker 2: now you have a smile.
Speaker 3: I would punch it off your face. Stupid.
Speaker 1: No one does that to a clown.
Speaker 3: All right, So, oh my gosh, she is. She is
Speaker 3: so pissed right now.
Speaker 1: Hold ty one second, we'll call her right back. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is her happy birthday?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, happy birthday, my ass? Did you
Speaker 3: send a clown to my office? You know I hate clowns.
Speaker 1: Can you be appreciative that I sent you something for
Speaker 1: your birthday?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's be ridiculous. You know, clowns freaked
Speaker 3: me out if I went to the office. Did he
Speaker 3: do a good job? He called, He didn't even know
Speaker 3: where he was going. He called for directions, so I
Speaker 3: sent him home. But you are glown up. You're gonna
Speaker 3: be twenty six if he will be a grownup have
Speaker 3: some respect. Seriously, remember when we went to the circus,
Speaker 3: I paid my pants. I can't believe are you laughing
Speaker 3: right now? This is so not funny. It's your birthday.
Speaker 3: Stop being this is your birthday. Don't you think you're
Speaker 3: overreacting just a little. I don't think I'm overreacting. I
Speaker 3: think that you're a bad sister.
Speaker 1: I remembered your birthday.
Speaker 3: Didn't I. Oh, so you're gonna do something horrible to
Speaker 3: me on my birthday, Dark Ben, you always hated her?
Speaker 1: What my name is? Garrett from Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show, and you got phone taps?
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, oh Elvis Duran phone tap.
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