1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's brought together two culinary giants, 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: Wrigley's and Hidden Valley, to create ranch flavored chewing gum. Yeah, 3 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:21,799 Speaker 1: nothing says gourmet like chewable salad dressing. Go blow some 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,240 Speaker 1: ranch bubbles with your friends. With Laser Stories, a segment 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: other gooey chewies just don't can't wait. 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 2: For the thousand Island flavor. 9 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: Yes, his first lazer story is out of England. I 10 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: have two teenagers in the UK put up a creepy 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: video on YouTube of them exploring an abandoned mall. 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 3: In it, you could see the two. 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: Boys, Lee and Reggie, climb over a barricaded escalator to 14 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: explore the downstairs of the eerily empty shopping center, and 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: then they heard a spooky noise and ran out of there. 16 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 2: I bet you know. 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 3: Oh boy did it. 18 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: A day later the video went up with the caption 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: abandoned shopping center in the middle of Cardiff City. We 20 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: almost got caught by police or something. 21 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 3: What's the worst something? 22 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 2: It could be a ghost. 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't sure ghost. 24 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: The only problem. The mall they were in was very 25 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: much still open. 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 2: Wait, it's so sad. 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: Viewers were quick to point out the mall is still 28 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 1: actively in business and it was just a slow day 29 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 1: when the two of them showed up and the comments 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: started pouring in. Once said, that's just Queen's arcade, mate, 31 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: it's always like that. Another said, you want to come 32 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: explore my abandoned house. I'll sit in the living room 33 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: and close the door behind you. 34 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: You walked into a. 35 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: Jewelry store, like, oh my gosh, someone's here. How long 36 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: have you lived here? 37 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 3: Would you like to buy something? 38 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: They tried to defend their posts, saying they entered through 39 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: a restrict door and didn't see one single person in 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: the entire twenty minutes they spent inside. 41 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 2: I mean that could actually be true in some malls and. 42 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,399 Speaker 3: Set off an alarm somewhere. Yeah, how were they supposed 43 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: to know it was still open? 44 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: That is so funny, you know people into malls. 45 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 3: I can still smell the cinnabon in here. Oh, like, 46 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 3: it's almost life wise yesterday that a prinzel. 47 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Florida. One of 48 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 1: the stereotypes of the Sunshine state is that it's packed 49 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: with drunk elderly people driving golf carts around. 50 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 2: Yes, don't they pride themselves on that stereotype. 51 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: Well guess what, sometimes that's true. 52 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: Hey, and I say that because a sixty five year 53 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: old man in Florida named James Pranti is making news 54 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: because he called nine to one one earlier this month 55 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: after his wife fell out of their golf cart god 56 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: hit her. 57 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 3: Head and was unconscious nobody. 58 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: When the cops arrived, they noticed that James appeared intoxicated. 59 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 4: Oh. 60 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: He admitted that they had been partying at the club 61 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: since noon and it was around nine pm at the time. 62 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 3: Wow, that really is the club for old people. It's 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 3: the country club. 64 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 4: Sorry, if you're sixty five and you can still go 65 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 4: nine hours of steady drinking, that is impressive. 66 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 3: Well he probably took a couple of maps. 67 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 68 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: Well, he did fail the sobriety test, and right as 69 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: they were about to put him in cuffs, his wife 70 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: suddenly came to sat up and told James, if. 71 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 3: Cops show up, don't tell them that you were drinking, honey. 72 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: A little late for that. 73 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: He was arrested in charge with DUI with serious bodily injury. Thankfully, 74 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: his wife should be okay, just a little bump on 75 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: the head and she's forgotten the last five years of 76 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: her life. 77 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 3: No big deal. 78 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: Whatever, not the good five years. That's fine exactly. I mean, 79 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: do we not have golf car ubers yet, because that 80 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 2: may be our new business plan. Yeah. 81 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 4: We count hit every retirement community in Florida. 82 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 3: If you get that started. 83 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of courtship cove. We 84 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: have some good news for you. If you have a 85 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: thing for someone, but you're pretty sure that they think 86 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: you're I don't know, gross, not quite ready to quit 87 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: your day job and start modeling. 88 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 2: Yet, you know what I mean, they're not attracted to you. 89 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 2: That's a weird way. 90 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 3: I'm trying not to be so cruel. 91 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 2: You don't have to do. 92 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 4: Just because you're ugly to one person doesn't mean you're 93 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,239 Speaker 4: ugly to everyone. 94 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: Joe. Yeah, that's the message I'm trying to give here. 95 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: There is still hope for you. Yeah, just keep putting 96 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: your face directly in front of theirs. Well, no, because 97 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: a new study out of Harvard University found the more 98 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,679 Speaker 1: you look at a face, the more attractive you start 99 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: to think it is. 100 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 4: I feel like Jeffrey's messaging is also the closer you get, 101 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 4: the more to work. 102 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, get in their face. It's worth a shot. 103 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: So even if your first impression of someone is that 104 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: they're absolutely ugly, keep looking at them long enough and 105 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: you'll love eventually start to find them kind of attractive. WHOA, 106 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: It's more of like Brooks family reunion tensions. 107 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 3: Every year a tension grows stronger. 108 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 2: Now youuse are so gross and only gets hotter. 109 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: The researchers got the idea because an old study found 110 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: when people looked at a color for a long time, 111 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: they thought it looked brighter when nothing really had changed about. 112 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 1: It's called the enhancement effect. And now we know what 113 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: works for faces too. So if you know this now 114 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 1: you should really try to take advantage of it. 115 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,119 Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean, if you're hot on the apps, 116 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 4: then in thirty years when you're married to that person, 117 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 4: they must be supertracted. 118 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 2: Right for a second, when you flip through. 119 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: It totally, let's go to your optimism. 120 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 3: We're sticking to it. Let's go to your final laser story. 121 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: Out of Tennessee, a thirty four year old woman named 122 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: Brenda Harper was checking her door camera and noticed a 123 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: seventy eight year old DoorDash driver struggling to climb up 124 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: her stairs to deliver her order. 125 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I saw. 126 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: This and I cried. 127 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: So did she get on the camera and be like, hey, 128 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: can you go a little faster? No? She went outside 129 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: to help and got her meal, and when she went inside, 130 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: Brenda noticed his name was on the receipt. So she 131 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: did a little internet sleuthing and found him in real life. 132 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 3: Were like a small town. 133 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 2: I'm sure it's easier, a little creepy, Brenda. Well. 134 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: She then sent him a message and he responded, and 135 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: Brenda learned the reason why he was still working was 136 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 1: to help cover his wife's kidney disease medication. It's the 137 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: cutest story, so cute, Well it turns cute. Instead of 138 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: doing nothing about it, Brenda decided to launch a gofund 139 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 1: me and it quickly went viral. In the end, it 140 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: even surprised her how many people cared, because the ofundme 141 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: has now surpassed nine hundred thousand dollars. 142 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 3: I clicked on this and I went to donating. 143 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 2: Was like, well, never mind, okay, suddenly he's a rich guy. 144 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 2: He leaves his wife and finds a hot piece. 145 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:20,559 Speaker 1: Speedboat somewhere in Florida. Well, according to the enhancement effect 146 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: to be keep delivering door dash for that same house, 147 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: Brenda's gonna find him hotter and hotter. But turns out 148 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: the two of them couldn't be happier with how. 149 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 3: It turned out. 150 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 2: What a miracle. 151 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 3: That much cash is a great thing. 152 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: But has anybody thought of raising money through a gently 153 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: worn shoe sale. 154 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 3: No, I know a guy who would do more than 155 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 3: willing to donate for it. 156 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: Not sure if it's gently, but he is all in 157 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: on those donations, and that's how means lay. The story 158 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do 159 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday.