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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Is the Jewels Show? And you texted us

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Speaker 1: at four o six one and you said he had

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, So we're calling you back. Good morning. Wow. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect to get a call back back. What's up? Um? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I've got a dirty little Secretum, what is it? I'm

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Speaker 1: feel bad saying this, but um okay, So I put

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Speaker 1: laxatives in my boyfriend's drink. Oh why well yeah, why

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Speaker 1: well it's it's sort of a long story, but I

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Speaker 1: like to hang out with my girlfriends and do fun

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Speaker 1: stuff and I've done it in the past. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I and I want him. I don't want him. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't like my friends. They're from high school. We go

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Speaker 1: way back to college days we have and he's just

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Speaker 1: jealous because we have way too much help that we

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Speaker 1: were all supposed to do with my girlfriends. So he

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Speaker 1: usually comes home and I make these amazing shakes for him,

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Speaker 1: because you know, we do share a house and she

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Speaker 1: thinks his mom thinks we're living in sin So I

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Speaker 1: decided to make a shake for his lunch. This was

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Speaker 1: to get him nauseous and so he could cancel his

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Speaker 1: date with his mom that included me, and I could

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Speaker 1: hang up my friend. Okay, oh gosh, So because this

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Speaker 1: trick has worked in the past, I've been smoothy. It's

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Speaker 1: an oreo cookie smoothie, and I mix it with that.

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Speaker 1: And he has no idea. He hasn't caught on yet

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Speaker 1: that every single time you guys have friends with his

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Speaker 1: mom's all of a sudden, as you know, uncontrollable need

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Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. Now, I think he's just

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Speaker 1: so happy that I'm being like, you know, really sweet

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Speaker 1: and making him shakes. I don't think he realizes it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, and I'm not a fan of his mom,

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Speaker 1: so he probably thinks it's just some sort of like

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Speaker 1: sub conscious thing that happened, like the fact that we

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Speaker 1: lived together and she's like a hater. I'm sorry, hater

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Speaker 1: and she's been married three times and she's just not

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Speaker 1: a fan of me. That's what I feel. You ever

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Speaker 1: put laxatives in her drink? Well, I mean is this anonymous?

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Speaker 1: Yeah of course? Okay, well, yeah, you've done that before.

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Speaker 1: You you say, last week, last week, girl, wow wipes

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Speaker 1: and there was no toilet paper, so I have no

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Speaker 1: idea how she wiped. Oh my gosh, that is the

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Speaker 1: worst feeling ever running out of toilet papers. She be

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Speaker 1: not a little concerned out. Yeah, I would be trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out where that one. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: think about that either. Well, go clean your house and

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Speaker 1: thank you for your her little secret. Thank you by

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand.