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Speaker 2: What do you even do on that? If you're on

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Speaker 1: I feel like she would have we freaking we freaking

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Speaker 2: Hour and a half. Then you just piss yourself. She

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Speaker 1: No, So okay, what would actually happen? I think? I

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Speaker 1: think usually there's some like if not like at a

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Speaker 1: You know that? That is what I would try to do.

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Speaker 1: might just be like, oh my gosh, I have to

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Speaker 1: problem with that method is then you're screwed for like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm safe in the bathroom for now, but you gotta

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Speaker 1: come out eventually, and your your pants are full of piss,

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Speaker 1: so like, what do you do? Do? We have an

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Speaker 1: okay story time.

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Speaker 2: I actually cannot tell it to you on the podcast,

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Speaker 2: but I will tell it to you in and ouch ah.

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Speaker 1: We are really teasing the audience, Okay, So let's say,

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Speaker 1: let's say, hypothetically, what would you would.

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Speaker 2: Be the same exact thing as you would have done? Well,

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Speaker 1: We we gave the audience a big, big, big, big,

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Speaker 1: to find out what happens in this story. Spill that tea.

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Speaker 1: This comes from m Bird's guy, who says embarrassing as heck, guys,

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Speaker 1: I feel disgusting a real today. I fed up on

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Speaker 1: all levels. Classic I twenty three male, have liked this

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Speaker 1: What's something Mama? I asked her out last week and

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Speaker 1: was over the moon when she viciously turned me down.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding, she agreed, It's not as satisfying with you, Riley,

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Speaker 1: just snapped Riley back into reality. Grid. Everything is great

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Speaker 1: right today We met up in a nearby restaurant, and

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Speaker 1: that's where all of this started. I have this condition

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Speaker 1: is this is tough. So God, damn, I just damn Riley. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Lock her up as soon as you possibly can. That

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Speaker 1: I just could not hold it back. I just stood there, traumatized.

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Speaker 1: Yo, we have got a real one on our hands

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Speaker 1: right here. Wow. She told me it could happen to

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Speaker 1: We went to her place, and well, it actually turned

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so into you. I know she was trying

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Speaker 1: Ope, you deserve it. I bet she doesn't and just

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Speaker 2: Dude, right, get that flag, get the flag, get it out.

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Speaker 1: This one is put.

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Speaker 1: You probably can't see this, so it's a green flag.

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Speaker 1: And everyone, yeah, on YouTube and on YouTube it's it's

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Speaker 2: Dude. Four things, dude. One, you're talking to me, you're

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Speaker 2: Two paid for everything.

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Speaker 2: Three you had the biggest, most embarrassing thing that could

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Speaker 2: guys vibed, Dude, vibed so hard? Is Five she bought

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Speaker 1: You licked a cone together, like albeit separately for now.

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Speaker 1: It's it's which is not like like obviously like this

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Speaker 1: Now, well let's find out, guys. A few minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: The final update Okay, our second date is set now.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I know for sure I won't ruin it.

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Speaker 1: I just found this amazing new podcaster. His name is

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Speaker 1: are you, guys. Thank you a lot for all of

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Speaker 1: and we are going out again thanks to all of you,

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Speaker 1: so much hope, OPI. You know Riley's over here just

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Speaker 1: New Reddit story Riley abandons his date and forks her

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Speaker 1: That's smart. That teamwork. Both both playing a pivotal role.

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Speaker 2: What if you read me this next door.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it and our final, final, final story.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I just predicted that, Yeah, he did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even I didn't even need this tinfoil hat.

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Speaker 1: It's my conspiracy utter okay, milking the teat of justice

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. He wrote that about himself as a positive

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Speaker 1: affirmation to lift his own spirits. Another common highlight. Who's

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Speaker 2: Can you give me a guest Riley, Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: So that is that. And I you know what, I Riley,

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Speaker 2: He's putting up the red flag?

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Speaker 1: Putting up a red flag? Put You're ready for it?

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Speaker 1: Opie's mind go now? Is it a red flag? Kind

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Speaker 2: But that is something nice that happened. And she's like,

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Speaker 1: I I really did bring a negative end to this story.

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Speaker 3: For me?

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Speaker 2: Because we want to stay with you right now, that's right.

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Speaker 1: But instead we're going to abandon you. If you love us,

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Speaker 3: I found out that my ex boyfriend and his mom

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Speaker 3: There's nothing like returning from whence you came? You know,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what do you do? You mad dude?

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Speaker 1: Are you just confused?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That would break.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to just like get in the

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Speaker 1: car and like drive away, like like I.

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Speaker 3: Thought it was just a dumb rumor, because it's obvious

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Speaker 3: to see why that sort of rumor would be popular

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Speaker 3: even if it wasn't true. Plus I knew Brian and

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Speaker 3: his mom, and it just didn't seem likely. They weren't

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Speaker 3: a really good fit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like they had they clicked on something

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Speaker 1: here there, but they were in a full mesh.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: She was e NTIJ and he was iron TJ. It

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Speaker 1: just didn't quite match up. That's her freaking song.

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Speaker 3: They were very normal, upper middle class, not like toothless

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Speaker 3: rednecks or anything. Oh yeah, and who does that? Going

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Speaker 3: to Dale for murderer seemed way more likely than that. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I would agree, I would agree anyway. After college, I

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Speaker 3: moved into a really tiny city in a rural area

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Speaker 3: halfway across the country, literally thousands of miles from where

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Speaker 3: I grew up, the reason being because I fen loved

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Speaker 3: the mountains, and also nobody can afford to live I

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Speaker 3: grew up anymore. This weekend I went to Target in

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Speaker 3: a different town that I don't usually go to and

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Speaker 3: guess who I saw there? No, Yeah, no, yep. And

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Speaker 3: they were acting, you know, familiar. They didn't kiss or anything,

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Speaker 3: but it was unmistakable, way too much touching, handholding, that

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Speaker 3: sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: And they're adults now, so it's like you're not like

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Speaker 1: quite hand holding your mother as an adult male that's

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Speaker 1: at least handsy societally, not what you what you typically see.

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Speaker 3: It must be like mama knows how to treat her son,

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Speaker 3: you know, Hey, listen, Mama knows best. Mama knows best.

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Speaker 3: She's seen you at every stage.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him balls drop. Now I'm gonna see him dry. No,

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Speaker 1: God help us.

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Speaker 3: Ah, Okay, I'm way too comfortable making this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I stalked them around the store a bit, just because

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Speaker 3: I was so intensely curious, and even out into the

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Speaker 3: parking lot to get to get a good look at

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Speaker 3: them without mask on. It was definitely them. Thankfully they

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Speaker 3: didn't notice me. I look a lot different now, which helps.

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Speaker 3: Plus I was wearing sunglasses and a mask, but like,

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Speaker 3: just really weird, just like I've been shocked. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I've been dying to tell someone, but I'm not close

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Speaker 3: to many people from a high school anymore. The only

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Speaker 3: friend I still talk to is really dramatic, and I

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Speaker 3: know she can't keep a secret. And even though I

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Speaker 3: would sooner die than have sex with my mom or dad.

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Speaker 3: I don't necessarily want to ruin Brian's perfect life with

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Speaker 3: his mom or whatever, or ruin it anymore than it

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Speaker 3: already has been.

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Speaker 1: It's our fairy tale ending. Why I'm ruined it?

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Speaker 3: That's honestly, like that's some game of throne shit there,

491
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Speaker 3: like you know, Mayor and your mom like they the gay.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone has seen one of the

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Speaker 3: latest episodes of House of Dragons, but there is some

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Speaker 3: familial relations going on in them. I was thinking about

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Speaker 3: telling my roommate, but to be honest, I don't like

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Speaker 3: her that much, so I'm telling you all this piece

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Speaker 3: of juicy gossip instead. I know it means way less

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Speaker 3: to you that it does to me, but there it is. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: the world is a a ft up place, O p.

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Speaker 1: You you have just bestowed upon us the stankiest rankest

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Speaker 1: story possibly imagine, Geez, I don't know. I mean this

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Speaker 1: is hard to top. I mean it is. It is

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Speaker 1: painfully challenging to try to find something that is more

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Speaker 1: insane than this.

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Speaker 3: I wish, like I think, I like, I want to

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Speaker 3: I want to talk to how to this relationship that.

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Speaker 1: Is honestly, I would uh uh, Brian or whoever you're

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Speaker 1: name the person in this story. If if this gets

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Speaker 1: to you or listeners of this show, search the earth

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Speaker 1: far and wide, if we get I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to this if we could possibly sit him down on

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Speaker 1: the podcast and just hear his story, Yeah, hear his side.

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Speaker 3: What what got you to this point?

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Speaker 1: Man? You know what, like of the billions of women on.

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Speaker 3: Planet Earth, you know, he's just a mama's boy.

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Speaker 1: The whole different breed of mama's boy.

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Speaker 2: Mommy