WEBVTT - My Wellness Guru - Rosie Acosta

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever gone to like a silent retreat?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you

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<v Speaker 2>no fucking way? Well, I'm just it's such a first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>just say that, So.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.

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<v Speaker 2>Those things are dumb. Those and there's always like two

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<v Speaker 2>celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you believe

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<v Speaker 2>so and so is there the whole time? He's so wonderful?

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<v Speaker 2>What shut the fuck up?

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<v Speaker 3>Kashaw Cash Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Tosh show Man. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>churning these things out lately. Eddie. How are you today?

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<v Speaker 2>Doing great? Good good, good, good, good good. I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask me why I'm excited, Eddie? What are you excited? Daniel?

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<v Speaker 2>Because my family is gone, my wife's family, my in

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<v Speaker 2>laws were in town visiting, and that's always nice when

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<v Speaker 2>they leave. Here's let me give you a great hack

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<v Speaker 2>if if you're in a position where you can afford this,

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<v Speaker 2>I always pay for my in laws travel. I book

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<v Speaker 2>it that way. There's no oh cause you tell people like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna come out for four days and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, well we decided. We decided it was cheaper.

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<v Speaker 2>We saved eighty dollars if we stay for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like no, no. I booked their travel and I

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<v Speaker 2>book them on a direct flight Tampa to la and

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<v Speaker 2>then then I put them on the direct flight home.

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<v Speaker 2>I always put them on a nicer seat on the

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<v Speaker 2>way out. You want, you want their their energy and

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<v Speaker 2>their mood to be good when they get here, because

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<v Speaker 2>lord knows, I got six days to go on. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>say the time zone. I mean, there's a I have

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<v Speaker 2>a few complaints. Hey, I'll tell you another thing that

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<v Speaker 2>was insane that happened my father in law. I walk

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<v Speaker 2>out to the living room and he's just sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, hey, you're you're sitting on a throw

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<v Speaker 2>pillow like there's like it's just a couch with a

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<v Speaker 2>couple throw pillows in the corners, and he had one

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<v Speaker 2>down flat and was sitting not not like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>half like just flat out sitting on a th That's insane,

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<v Speaker 2>right in booster cushion. Well, that's funny you say that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny you say a booster because he is a

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<v Speaker 2>short man, so maybe he was doing it to give

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<v Speaker 2>himself a little lift. All I know is that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I nap on. And now I've got pink eye, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do nap on it. Like don't you don't fucking

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<v Speaker 2>sit on someone's throw pillows. That's crazy, right behavior. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know anything about. Now. I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>to a list of things they do that bother me,

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<v Speaker 2>her family, every last one of them. I always like

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<v Speaker 2>secretly give her eye contact to point it out because

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<v Speaker 2>she does it too. They don't push in chairs ever.

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<v Speaker 2>They get up from a chair, they've moved a chair,

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<v Speaker 2>they never put it back where it was. Here's the

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<v Speaker 2>thing I have OCD. You know, I'm very organized. I

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<v Speaker 2>like things clean clean, I like things in their place.

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<v Speaker 2>I also don't like saying thank you, so I'd rather

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<v Speaker 2>people not do things for me, just so I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to say thank you. That's I know, that's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's insane. I've got a lot of issues, but they are, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna Can we do the dishes? Can we help

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<v Speaker 2>clean up? No? I don't want to spend the next

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks trying to find wherever the fuck you put

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<v Speaker 2>my stuff? Was like, oh, we just want to be easy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't. I don't want to be easy. Just tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what you want to eat and I'll make it appear.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't say, oh, we just want to hang we'll

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<v Speaker 2>just hang out. You're not gonna just hang out. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do something. Let's go somewhere. The amount of times that

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<v Speaker 2>is walk in and see four of them just staring

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<v Speaker 2>at their phones on my couch, it's infuriating. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know who they're texting. They're all people that they

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<v Speaker 2>know were in the room. Do we have any videos

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<v Speaker 2>this week? Yeah, we do have a video. Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 2>play that. This video is brought to you by Chipotle.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine Chipotle would sponsor us, but for real,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to play that video game, stand or not.

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<v Speaker 2>This is very common on the Venice boardwalk. I remember

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<v Speaker 2>the first time I saw someone shitting on the street

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<v Speaker 2>in La I was like when I moved out here,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, this place is great. Today's guest

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<v Speaker 2>is a mental health expert. Mental health is so in

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<v Speaker 2>right now. It's definitely what the cool kids are talking

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<v Speaker 2>about and something our parents never did, like global warming

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<v Speaker 2>and eating ass. That funny how we just openly about

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<v Speaker 2>eating ass and all. That's such a difference. Comedians, for

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<v Speaker 2>the most part, aren't exactly known for their mental health,

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<v Speaker 2>which I'm okay with. I don't meditate either. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be alone with my thoughts. I get furious

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<v Speaker 2>if I go to the bathroom and I forgot my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do I want to talk to a wellness guru

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<v Speaker 2>when I like being grumpy? Because she has the greatest voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Enjoy Pasha all right, if you're a person with crippling anxiety,

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<v Speaker 3>then you will recognize the soothing voice of today's guest.

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<v Speaker 2>She's my favorite mental wellness coach, even though I've never

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<v Speaker 2>used one. Please welcome Rosie. I didn't wear shoes for

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<v Speaker 2>you today because I felt like that was oh good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you thought it was going to come.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when I assume you're going to come here,

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<v Speaker 1>just be like totally zen and like soft spoken.

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<v Speaker 2>I think in general, you're gonna have to just be

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<v Speaker 2>to me like I'm an idiot the whole time. If

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<v Speaker 2>I were just like to meet you and say, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you do for a living, how would you describe it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an author, so I'm a writer.

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<v Speaker 4>I teach mindfulness and meditation, and I teach yoga and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a wellness coach. Basically my world is encompassed by

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<v Speaker 4>this intention that I have to empower people to become well.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever blow up in a rage and like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like yell and oh of course, Okay, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you're like it's always peaceful? Well, I know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. I didn't know if your wellness trumped

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<v Speaker 2>your roots.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it doesn't. I still that you still are

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<v Speaker 4>still in there. Just because I'm polysyllabic doesn't mean that

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<v Speaker 4>I don't get hood.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't even use the term hood. How

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<v Speaker 2>much does Headspace pay you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean did you start out rocking there? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I I just started with them.

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<v Speaker 4>I've only been at Headspace for about a year, but

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<v Speaker 4>I was doing my own stuff prior to that, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they came calling to you. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 2>different voice that you for when you're I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>on the app?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's interesting is that I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think that that's why a lot of my

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<v Speaker 4>students like to do my practices, because I don't change

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<v Speaker 4>into Okay, now we're going to although that some people

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<v Speaker 4>might like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I like that. I'd like you to come

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<v Speaker 2>over to read to my kids at night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that would be nice, and I'd love to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I've done that before for my students, because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just call people your students, anyone that listens to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, there's specific students that have been practicing with me

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<v Speaker 4>for many years. But I would just say, my friends,

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<v Speaker 4>I think everybody's my your students.

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<v Speaker 2>How much do they and then they just pay you?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>For many years? They can't There's no end.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no end to it. I mean there is an end.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a point where I graduate them and they

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<v Speaker 4>move on or forward with all the tools because I

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<v Speaker 4>mean truly, you hire a coach for a short amount

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<v Speaker 4>of time, right because if your coaches doing their job,

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<v Speaker 4>then they will empower you to learn what you need

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<v Speaker 4>to learn and then you can move on if somebody

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<v Speaker 4>hires or if you hire somebody and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're gonna be working together for the next decade.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, decades not that long. If you if I knew

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<v Speaker 2>you could fix me in a decade, I'd give it

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<v Speaker 2>a shot. But I don't think you could. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to start the exercise.

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<v Speaker 4>There's actually this book that one of my mentors wrote.

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<v Speaker 4>His name Stephen Cautler.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You may or may not have heard

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<v Speaker 1>of him.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of him.

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<v Speaker 4>He has a book called nar Country that he just wrote,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's all about the longevity of aging and how

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<v Speaker 4>you can in fact teach an old Doug new trick.

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<v Speaker 1>So and that's like scientific a.

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<v Speaker 2>Whole book just to say that book, just to say that. Turner,

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<v Speaker 2>do you ever meditate to recordings of your own voice?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't like to listen to the sound of

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<v Speaker 1>my voice.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first question I asked every guest. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like I have two sides of my brain that

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<v Speaker 4>one side can believe something or see something that's kind

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<v Speaker 4>of unexplainable, and then the other side that's like there's

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<v Speaker 4>no possible way that that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you give me one example of something that you've

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<v Speaker 2>seen that's unexplainable.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll tell you a quick story.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So when my boyfriend and I first started dating,

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<v Speaker 4>there was a lot of weird things happening around the house.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, like just very strange lights turning off that

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<v Speaker 4>kind of thing, which okay, you can explain away. But

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<v Speaker 4>there was this one incident that happened. We were sitting

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<v Speaker 4>across from each other. We were in the tub, We're

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<v Speaker 4>taking a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>We had We're sitting across from each other, and he

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<v Speaker 4>was drinking a glass of wine and as we were talking,

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<v Speaker 4>I see this like misty shadow hand kind of reach

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<v Speaker 4>across his face and I saw the fingertips of this

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<v Speaker 4>like misty dark hand grab the top of the wine

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<v Speaker 4>like that, and then you just hear crack, crack, crack,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he grabs the wine glass and he picks

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<v Speaker 4>it up and reaches for the top of the rim

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<v Speaker 4>of the glass and just pulls it off like it

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<v Speaker 4>was laser cut off of the wine glass.

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<v Speaker 1>I have pictures of this I can show.

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<v Speaker 4>You because I've told everybody the story to try and

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<v Speaker 4>debunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how did that happen?

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<v Speaker 2>I hear, I mean, if you want me to, it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Your nuts, I imagined the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I mean, you buy shitty wine glasses could be

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<v Speaker 2>another I think true. Maybe are you like an amazing

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<v Speaker 2>happy person outside of your work.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a great question, by the way, because I

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<v Speaker 4>always think it's funny when people just assume that because

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<v Speaker 4>somebody's job is to teach people how to be more present,

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<v Speaker 4>that they're like the most present people have no problems,

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<v Speaker 4>are so not reactive, And for me, it's the complete opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a man.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I do what I do because of how

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<v Speaker 4>big of a mess I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, yeah, I don't want to hear that at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you meditate every day for yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I mean I assumed, but I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>And how long?

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<v Speaker 1>Typically like forty five minutes to an hour for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, that's insanity.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that too long or too short?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me what the resistance is, because we were just

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<v Speaker 4>talking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you know that meditation.

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<v Speaker 2>Is good for you? I'm going to say yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>know that. Okay, I'm going to say that everything that

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<v Speaker 2>you probably think I should do, I know I should do,

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<v Speaker 2>and I completely refuse it. Okay, Well, my son is

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<v Speaker 2>in preschool and they have reiki once a week, they

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<v Speaker 2>have meditation every day, and I just laugh and they

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<v Speaker 2>send me videos of my my son holding crystals and

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<v Speaker 2>like just peacefully sitting there and like having good thoughts

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<v Speaker 2>and and it's just the sweetest thing I've ever can

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<v Speaker 2>bring me to tears every time I watch it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just the cutest And I just think about like the

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<v Speaker 2>childhood I had, you know, which was my dad like saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>go grab the ping pong paddle, I'm going to spank

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<v Speaker 2>you right now. Like just very different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very different.

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<v Speaker 4>My sense is as you're talking about your son holding

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<v Speaker 4>the crystals and like in the state that you think

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<v Speaker 4>it's silly. It's silly, but you also think it's sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>But also for you you can't imagine yourself doing never

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<v Speaker 4>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever tried it? Yeah, and tell me what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I think it was just like I

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<v Speaker 2>started day dreaming or I fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happens? Why the resistance to meditation?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding. I would just rather watch something on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what happens in your mind when you're sitting there.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't. First of all, I don't. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not tribal. Yes, okay, for how long is long until

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yelled at to do something.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean, it depends on some of

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<v Speaker 2>the hide I go places, just so that nobody in

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<v Speaker 2>the family knows where I'm at, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Happens in your Are you? What are you doing when

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<v Speaker 1>you're hiding.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Sy's but are you? But that could be a meditation.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as sleeping is considered meditation. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that naps are considered.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think of crystals? Just the dumbest thing

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<v Speaker 2>in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of on the fence because I I almost

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<v Speaker 4>feel like they're It's like the placebo effect, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, some people really believe that they can harness

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<v Speaker 4>energy from you.

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<v Speaker 2>You people are dumb. I mean, there's two crystal shops

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<v Speaker 2>near my house. Oh I two. I have somebody that

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<v Speaker 2>represents me. I'm not going to say who, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>but they They've worked closely with me in my career

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<v Speaker 2>for over twenty seven years. They're a witch first of all. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>when I go on tour, they'll like ram a chicken

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<v Speaker 2>foot in my pocket or something like that. They always

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<v Speaker 2>like give me money, trees as gifts and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just every bit of it nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't buy any of it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But I don't ever want to, you know, persuade

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<v Speaker 2>this person.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you're doing it for them, you're not doing

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<v Speaker 4>it for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But what if it's been working.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, No, anything great, then I reap the benefits of it. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the way I see it. That's the way

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<v Speaker 1>I see a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of this, you know, like reiki healing or crystals. It's

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<v Speaker 4>it's what you believe, you know. I'm look, I was

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<v Speaker 4>raised Catholic, right, so for me, there are certain things

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<v Speaker 4>that like I wouldn't mess with, you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not going to go play Oige Award or.

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<v Speaker 2>Something because you don't want to go to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, because I don't want a demon attached to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it all. I'm fascinated by it all, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But but this is what I personally. I like. I

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<v Speaker 2>like spa music, okay, I like essential oils Okay, smell

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff. And I like I like massages. That's and

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<v Speaker 2>that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Really great But that's a good meditation practice for you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really good, you know, because it Why do you

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<v Speaker 4>like to why do you like to get a massage?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm going to tell you why I like to

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<v Speaker 2>get massages. It's the only time I can have a

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<v Speaker 2>woman that's not my wife touched me. So that's that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I only like to have females massage me. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never once in my life been aroused from a massage.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you know, I've always wondered that about men.

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<v Speaker 2>People always say that guys. I go, they touch close

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<v Speaker 2>and bob and you get excited and you It's never

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<v Speaker 2>happened in my life. I've never been sexually turned on

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<v Speaker 2>from a massage. Yet I don't want a man to

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<v Speaker 2>rub me.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this this world overlaps with uh, speaking of sex?

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<v Speaker 2>It does kind of people. Yeah, did you do you

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<v Speaker 2>use this fun? Do you do that stuff too? Or

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<v Speaker 2>believe that tan trick all that stuff? Oh where they

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<v Speaker 2>like don't touch you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I have, I've work, right, I mean, it's nice, it

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<v Speaker 4>is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you never with your wife?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>The thing is it's like we're so conditioned in our

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<v Speaker 4>society to just like yep mm hmm, and that's it,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, And I think it takes a lot more for,

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<v Speaker 4>especially for women to feel aroused.

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<v Speaker 2>What vibrators are for.

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<v Speaker 4>Continue, But that's so not like, you know, do you

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<v Speaker 4>want to rely on a battery operated device every time?

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<v Speaker 2>Our is the solar?

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<v Speaker 1>But oh so it lasts a really long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, as long as she's out in the backyard. Where

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<v Speaker 2>are you from?

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<v Speaker 4>I grew up in East l A. Yeah, I grew

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<v Speaker 4>up in East La. Beat yeah now itays right?

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<v Speaker 2>Know anything about it? Well, it's amazing. No, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>imagine it is. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of those things where it's like when you're

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<v Speaker 2>a kid and you hear the songs about Compton and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like that, you're like, well, I'm never going to

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<v Speaker 2>go there. When you're like this, like white kid from

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<v Speaker 2>the suburbs in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably not a great place to go.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't live in East LA anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm in the valley now.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that, I know. Is that what you always

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<v Speaker 2>dreamed of?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it's the place that I said I would never

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<v Speaker 4>ever move to.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're from LA. The valley's like the epitome of

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<v Speaker 1>selling now yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Selling out suburbias, you know, but it's not it's safe

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's just nobody wants.

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<v Speaker 2>To go there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want safe, No, I want to live in fear.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you live in fear as a kid?

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<v Speaker 1>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I grew up in the early nineties, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>during what is called the Decade of Death. I lived

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<v Speaker 4>in a like apartment complex that sat right in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of two rivaling gangs. So we were always kind

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<v Speaker 4>of caught in the middle of drive by shootings and

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<v Speaker 4>gang violence and fights. But the interesting thing about that

0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.639
<v Speaker 4>is growing up in that kind of environment, you're growing

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<v Speaker 4>up around other kids that are also experiencing the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of I guess PTSD you would call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really try to steal a cop car when

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<v Speaker 2>you're fifteen years old?

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did attempt it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How far did you get?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get in the car? Yes? Do you close

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<v Speaker 2>the door?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Turned the key it was already on. Okay. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>call in No?

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<v Speaker 4>I just I just put it in reverse and then

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<v Speaker 4>the cops pulled up behind and I just put it

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<v Speaker 4>back in park and I got out, So I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>drive away with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you arrested?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I got arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really? I went to jail, to jail for that,

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<v Speaker 2>you could. I didn't go to jail.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go like, I wasn't there for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I got arrested and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got booked, right, Yeah, you weren't. You didn't try to

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<v Speaker 2>get like cute your way out of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, they were not having any of it. And

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<v Speaker 4>then when I got booked, the booking guy that was there,

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<v Speaker 4>he's like entering my information and he just looked at

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<v Speaker 4>me and he was like, welcome to life in the system.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, Jesus, I will cut you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and Jesus back to you now, both of you

0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.760
<v Speaker 2>doing your part. Do you have childhood friends that you're

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<v Speaker 2>still close with?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do a.

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<v Speaker 4>Couple because you have to. Well, yeah, I'm scared they're

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<v Speaker 4>going to come after me. And then some family members

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<v Speaker 4>you just can't get rid of.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that's more of a cultural thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to get rid of family members.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good boundary to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh as soon as I like see the way they

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<v Speaker 2>vote on a few issues, I'm like, you're out.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do? Really you do? Did you grow

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<v Speaker 1>up being close with your family though?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know they were great. I had an

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<v Speaker 2>easy childhood, I had fun. I enjoyed most stages of

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<v Speaker 2>my life. I've never looked back on my life and

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<v Speaker 2>like that was the best time of my life. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've always.

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<v Speaker 1>Been like no, like you're good with it, you can

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<v Speaker 1>move on.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm living in the now at all times.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. You're being present.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's why you don't need to meditate or you

0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.840
<v Speaker 4>feel like you don't. I don't have you ever gone

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<v Speaker 4>to like a silent retreat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you

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<v Speaker 2>no fucking way. Well, I'm just it's such a first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>just say that. It's like it's all not like go

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<v Speaker 2>home and stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>But doesn't it feel it's hot?

0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Yogat? Oh good, Okay, we're gonna We're gonna all sweat.

0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna smell you. And then there's like two guys

0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:32.760
<v Speaker 2>in the class because they want people to look at

0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:35.320
<v Speaker 2>the silhouette their dong. I don't like them either. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why they're there.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, those things are dumb. Those and there's always like

0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:44.119
<v Speaker 2>two celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you

0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.640
<v Speaker 2>believe so and so is there the whole time? He's

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<v Speaker 2>so wonderful. Shut the fuck up. We didn't talk for

0:20:51.480 --> 0:21:00.560
<v Speaker 2>six days. Oh lovely, she just send that money to Ukraine? Assholes? Sorry?

0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, not sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've never been a retreat? Was the.

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<v Speaker 1>You should go to one?

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<v Speaker 4>What happens in your brain when you're sitting there and

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<v Speaker 4>not thinking thinking? Can you get your mind to just

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<v Speaker 4>be quiet?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Yeah, yeah, I'm not like like sometimes I'll wake

0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:22.960
<v Speaker 2>up in my wife like, oh I couldn't get to

0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.359
<v Speaker 2>sleep my I just kept thinking a thousand things and

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:27.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what do you stop? And then I just

0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:29.959
<v Speaker 2>roll back over and fall asleep in our six hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good? Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of jealous.

0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:36.640
<v Speaker 2>See I think that's what someone should say to me. Yeah, like, hey,

0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.640
<v Speaker 2>you know what you're You're in the right space. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good, you're not you don't need to do any

0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.840
<v Speaker 2>of this stuff. You don't need to. I'm not saying no,

0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I know you're not saying that, but that's what I

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<v Speaker 2>want someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you want someone to say, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>say that to you, but I will say that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>jealous that you can do that, because that's ultimately the goal.

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<v Speaker 2>That's well, well, that's the you know, one time I

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<v Speaker 2>despise acting as a perfe It's nothing I've ever been

0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:06.200
<v Speaker 2>interested in. One time, you move out here as a comedian,

0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.960
<v Speaker 2>You're chasing your dreams living in California, and it's so exciting.

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.840
<v Speaker 2>They want you to audition, and it's humiliating the audition

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<v Speaker 2>it is. Of course. One time I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I really would this would be a good part, and

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<v Speaker 2>my manager was like, well, I hired an acting coach

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<v Speaker 2>for you, and I'm like, oh, that sounds horrible. And

0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:29.199
<v Speaker 2>then I did it with this acting coach and the

0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:31.359
<v Speaker 2>acting coach told me after like we did like our

0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:33.520
<v Speaker 2>read through. He's like that's perfect. And I was like, well,

0:22:33.520 --> 0:22:36.399
<v Speaker 2>then I'll never ever hire you again. And also I

0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:38.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't get the part, and I've never been a good actor,

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:41.919
<v Speaker 2>but you know, that's all I All I needed was

0:22:41.920 --> 0:22:43.800
<v Speaker 2>one person to tell me, oh, no, that was you

0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:45.480
<v Speaker 2>did it good. That was good. And then I was like,

0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:46.640
<v Speaker 2>well then this is stupid.

0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:49.520
<v Speaker 1>That was it, And that's all the reassurance you needed.

0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:52.240
<v Speaker 2>To know that I that this is silly.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like acting at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But in fairness, I really don't like comedy either. Well,

0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:01.120
<v Speaker 2>it's because it's it's embarrassing to me to think, like, oh,

0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:02.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go on stage and tell jokes to

0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 2>people and make them laugh. If I think of it

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 2>as an actual profession, it's like absurd and silly.

0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's also hilarious.

0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:14.919
<v Speaker 2>Again. I've gotten to an age now where it's like

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:17.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm older and I can go, Okay, what I do

0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:21.520
<v Speaker 2>for a living is is not that important?

0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:23.480
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:25.639
<v Speaker 2>We need to laugh, of course, but you're gonna get

0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:26.920
<v Speaker 2>it somewhere else if you don't get it from me.

0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:29.359
<v Speaker 2>So it's like, you know, one less comedian is not

0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna affect anything. I feel like you this sounds like

0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:33.440
<v Speaker 2>a suicide note.

0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:37.080
<v Speaker 4>No, I feel like you're you would be like a

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<v Speaker 4>really great spiritual guru.

0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:40.640
<v Speaker 1>That should be your next job.

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:43.320
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't want it to con people into hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 1>How is that conning?

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Just because I assume you need followers,

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:52.879
<v Speaker 2>you already have followers. Yeah, I don't want them. I

0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 2>tell my fans all the time. I wish they would

0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:57.840
<v Speaker 2>just leave. Why then I wouldn't have to go on stage.

0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:00.440
<v Speaker 2>My night would have been better had they not own up.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever done a show where nobody showed up?

0:24:03.600 --> 0:24:04.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean recently?

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:07.240
<v Speaker 1>No? No, No, like back in the day.

0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, where there's like, oh, there's three people

0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.440
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, but you're still itching to get up there.

0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:12.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make.

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<v Speaker 4>These like tell me what that was like for you

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:16.520
<v Speaker 4>to get up there for three people and you just

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:17.320
<v Speaker 4>did your thing?

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:20.399
<v Speaker 2>No I didn't confidence Yes, of course, I was like,

0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:23.200
<v Speaker 2>this is dumb. I'd rather not do this then than

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:26.240
<v Speaker 2>try to, you know, pay my dues this way.

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's interesting.

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I struggled. I struggled for like six weeks before things

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 2>really started cooking. Six weeks. Oh my god, that was

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:39.000
<v Speaker 2>a joke. That was a joke, Like I'm leaving. What

0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:40.919
<v Speaker 2>about where are you on therapy? You think we all

0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:42.399
<v Speaker 2>should do therapy? Or no?

0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I think you should probably do therapy.

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:54.399
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me why because I'm because, uh, this

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:58.680
<v Speaker 2>is why I hate everybody that lives in my neighborhood. Okay,

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:01.840
<v Speaker 2>let's say that they're like people that were born and

0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 2>raised there out in Malibui. I'm like out in West Malibu,

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:08.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, farm bigger, you know people, we have chickens,

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:10.920
<v Speaker 2>yeah whatever, bigger lots. Yes. So the people that were

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 2>raised out there, it wasn't like high society back then,

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and so they're kind of this Malabamians and they feel entitled,

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 2>and so I hate them because they're like, oh, these

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:31.879
<v Speaker 2>new people here like locals only. I hate anything anybody

0:25:31.920 --> 0:25:33.760
<v Speaker 2>that ever says. My son had a shirt once ha

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 2>said locals only, and I told him, I, God, don't

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:37.640
<v Speaker 2>wear that. He goes, mom picked out. I don't like it.

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:40.160
<v Speaker 2>I go usually, I want you to wear a shirt

0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:41.800
<v Speaker 2>that says non locals welcomed.

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's nice.

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:45.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna make that shirt. I'm gonna make that

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 2>non locals welcome. I'd like to somebody brand that for me. Anyway.

0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Then I hate everybody that is there now, like because

0:25:56.320 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 2>it's expensive now. So they've moved there because they've succeeded

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:04.520
<v Speaker 2>financially in life. And when you succeed financially in life,

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 2>you think every decision that you've made is the right one.

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.920
<v Speaker 2>You're constantly being told that you're oh, so you can't

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 2>be told otherwise. So that's why I hate all of them.

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:20.399
<v Speaker 2>I only bond with my gardener. It's like it's like

0:26:20.720 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 2>the only people I can ever talk to you.

0:26:22.480 --> 0:26:24.480
<v Speaker 1>So you don't have any neighbors that you can get

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:24.919
<v Speaker 1>along with.

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, some, but they're just so many assholes.

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, what does this have to do with therapy?

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:34.240
<v Speaker 2>So it's great. I'm glad you got me back to

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:38.080
<v Speaker 2>the point my thinking, and I'm sure it's wrong. I

0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:42.240
<v Speaker 2>accept that. Is that the reason that I've gotten to

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:47.600
<v Speaker 2>where I am? This kid from a shitty town in Florida.

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:51.360
<v Speaker 2>So I came from that and now I've got all this,

0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:54.440
<v Speaker 2>and I in my head think, well, all of those

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:58.159
<v Speaker 2>little demons is what allowed me to get here, so

0:26:58.200 --> 0:26:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I better keep them.

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh you think it's going to take your edge away?

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 4>It's kind of like when bands they get sober and

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 4>then they lose their artistic.

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Bands should never get sober.

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:08.879
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I'm saying.

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm with you because I'm like, what happens you guys?

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 4>The music has gone downward? But is that what you think?

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:18.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I think it, but it's like

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 2>it served me well.

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 4>So is there a world where perhaps it will enhance, Yeah,

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 4>but but.

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Why risk it?

0:27:26.160 --> 0:27:26.200
<v Speaker 4>Like?

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 2>How much better do I want my life to be?

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 2>My life's great? You know, I got a good family, Yeah,

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:33.399
<v Speaker 2>bills are paid, things are good. Let's not let's not

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:34.359
<v Speaker 2>rock the boat yet.

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 4>How does going to therapy damage that because I don't

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 4>have I'm not saying that you need.

0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying you have.

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 2>To go to You already told me any therapies don't.

0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:47.120
<v Speaker 4>Just saying like, I think everybody would benefit from time,

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 4>you know, but you know what you're talking about things now,

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:49.880
<v Speaker 4>So I'd.

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Rather I'd rather a therapist spend her time on a

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:58.399
<v Speaker 2>kid from East LA that didn't have so many things

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:00.679
<v Speaker 2>go right for them in their life, then waste their

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>time listening to me fucking wine. It's probably where my head's.

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>That everybody's problems are important.

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:09.919
<v Speaker 2>But this is the thing that's not true.

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 1>No, it is, it is everybody's.

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:15.119
<v Speaker 4>You know, I think that this is so this is

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 4>this is going back to what you said earlier about

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 4>the all locals or all non local people welcome, right,

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.880
<v Speaker 4>So it's like, how do we then create this community

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 4>or an environment where everybody's welcome? But then you're already

0:28:28.520 --> 0:28:31.119
<v Speaker 4>taking yourself out of the communal aspect.

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I'm not speaking for myself, you're speaking for

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:35.359
<v Speaker 2>everybody else.

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 3>But you.

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I have an app. I have a file on my

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:44.959
<v Speaker 2>U a tab on my phone always open. I can

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:48.959
<v Speaker 2>pull it right now. It's it's a retirement calculator, and

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 2>you just put in how much money you have and

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 2>it'll show you how much you can spend a month,

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:57.440
<v Speaker 2>and like if you live to be one hundred years old.

0:28:57.560 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Who So I'm always just staring at that.

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>It's not very healthy.

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be in jail and I don't

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:04.920
<v Speaker 2>want to be poor.

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 4>I think when when what you're saying your two biggest

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 4>fears is like going to jail or being poor, like

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 4>I would say that mine are probably similar to that.

0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:15.360
<v Speaker 2>It's not my biggest fear, you know. One of my

0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>biggest fear is when amoy ever says my biggest fear

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>is and then they say something there's only one acceptable answer, monsters,

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Like if it's not monsters.

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>And I don't really care, but you don't believe in ghosts.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 2>You believe I don't believe in monsters either, But that

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 2>would be a real fear if all of a sudden,

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 2>a monster came through this wall.

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what about the UFOs that they've just confirmed.

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh those aren't real, right, are they?

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Or are they not?

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 2>They're not. Like by the time they figured this stuff out,

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be gone.

0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 4>I know That's how I feel. So I'm fine with it.

0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:45.719
<v Speaker 4>I don't It doesn't affect my life. I'm just going

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 4>to continue to water my plants.

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Quit water in your plants. Okay, get succulents. They don't

0:29:50.600 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 2>take all our water.

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I kill succulents. Oh, I can't keep them alive

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:55.800
<v Speaker 1>on the plant killer.

0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, my wife had a succulent for six years

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 2>that she watered and then found out that it was fake.

0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 2>That's who I married. She watered it for six years

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 2>and then she found out that it was a fake

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:11.200
<v Speaker 2>plastic succulent. And I have to tell her that I

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 2>love her, and I have to tell her that I

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 2>trust her with my children. Oh boy, how long have

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>you been in your current relationship?

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Twenty years?

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.400
<v Speaker 2>You've been dating this is a fella. Twenty years you've

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 2>been dating them. You know what you guys should do

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 2>when you're like eighty, ah, you should get married.

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 4>We actually were going to get married last year, but

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 4>we ended up moving to the valley instead.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Coin flip huh yeah.

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of bummed about that. But I'm like,

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>h spend money on a wedding.

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Or buy a house. I mean, you can get married

0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 2>without spending money.

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm Mexican.

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, my notes did not say that should I go?

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:55.600
<v Speaker 2>This is uncomfortable. I will not ask you this question.

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.479
<v Speaker 2>I've always wanted American Mexico to merge.

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean this we are on Mexican land technically.

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 2>But I just want it all. And Canada, why not,

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 2>We'll throw them in. Let's just all be one power country.

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean it'd be fun. I think it would be

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>awesome for some reason. I I don't know. I just

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 2>want to own it. That's the That might be my

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 2>favorite thing I've said today. That's so stupid. All right,

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 2>let me you were at Nike. I can't believe that.

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:30.480
<v Speaker 2>And you won't talk about Kevin Love. He's very sensitive,

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 2>he has said, does he Yeah? I love him. I

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 2>love him because he came to the Heat last year,

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 2>so he was great. I'm from Florida'm from Miami, so

0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 2>I well, I'm not from Miami, but I lived there

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 2>for a week, so I say Spanish. Ah, No, I

0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 2>lived in Miami forever. All my friends are Cuban and

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rican and you don't speak none, really none, Like

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 2>all my closest friends are Latino, and I just refuse.

0:31:56.440 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I just tell him you're on my country. I scream,

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>you're in my country. You learn my language.

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 4>Why does it turn the accent to now country hateful?

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 2>That's that's how it's supposed to sound.

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 3>Am I.

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 2>When are they are we told I can't do a redneck?

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 2>A can't? Yeah?

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Probably soon after this.

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Good.

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:20.000
<v Speaker 1>What's your feeling on cancelation.

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it's great cancel people. I think people deserve it,

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.280
<v Speaker 2>and I, you know, obviously it's not a real thing

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 2>where like, oh, your livelihood has gone yeah, but as

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 2>someone who's done things and said horrible things constantly, I've

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 2>had backlash and I deserve it. There has to be consequences.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also don't think that there's a problem with

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<v Speaker 2>evolving and like, oh I used to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>say this and now I can't. Well, fine, good, that's

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the opportunity for people to evolve into change.

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<v Speaker 4>But it seems like people are more interested in the

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<v Speaker 4>like lashing out and sort of ridiculing as opposed to

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 4>giving people up ortunity to change in the tone, so

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<v Speaker 4>to speak.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know that I've ever changed because

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<v Speaker 2>of anything. But I'm also just thankful that like, no,

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 2>ex girlfriend wrote a big article and it got published

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<v Speaker 2>about me, you know. No, you know what, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. That means I've had pretty good, solid relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also sad, though, because I think, like, oh, no

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 2>girl ever thought.

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<v Speaker 1>To do that.

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<v Speaker 4>You feel a little left out kind of what is

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<v Speaker 4>your sign your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Gemini?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that explains everything I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, more more stupid stuff here we go. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely you were born in May twenty ninth on the

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 2>cancer side of Gemini.

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<v Speaker 1>That means, oh, you're a cancer side of Gemini. That

0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 1>is so. That explains so much. So you have that

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<v Speaker 1>nurturing side about you.

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<v Speaker 4>Geminis are two faced, though, but the cancer cusp is good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a cancer and I'm a very loving and nurturing person.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any pets? Of course, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>I have three pipples, They're all.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so great of you to do that, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what bothers me about pipples? What as someone

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<v Speaker 2>who donates tons and tons of money to best friends,

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:13.640
<v Speaker 2>best friends, great organization. I don't know how many pipples

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<v Speaker 2>I've saved. I get upset if I when I'm walking

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<v Speaker 2>my dogs, if I just avoid, and then I get

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 2>somebody going, oh, don't worry, my dog's super friendly. I go, yeah,

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 2>until it's not. Yeah, you know how me? Deaths in

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<v Speaker 2>this country have been caused by having ease? None ever, Yes,

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 2>it's never caused a death. Nobody's ever died because of

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 2>a have an ease. So fucking leave me alone in

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 2>my little dog. All right, So you got three dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>That's good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No kids? How many kids you have?

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<v Speaker 2>You have? Two of sixteen?

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<v Speaker 1>You do not?

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Well? I count the abort so two and then fourteen abortions?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>I was? I named them all.

0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:04.280
<v Speaker 1>All of your my abortion with the same person.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that would be insane. If a one woman had

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<v Speaker 2>fortune abortions?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you?

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 2>How did you do that? So many abortions?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you have the conversation like with the girl

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 4>or the I don't know if you were girlfriends or

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 4>one night stands or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>How did I have what conversation, like.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to not have this child?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know see that it's heavy gas lighting. Uh,

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:26.800
<v Speaker 2>heavy gas lighting.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you maybe do you have kids outside that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a strong possibility, but it'd be crazy for

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.800
<v Speaker 2>that person not to have surfaced to get a paycheck

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:40.279
<v Speaker 2>by now, Like, what are they waiting on for me

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 2>to hit like my second stride with this show? This

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 2>show is going to be amazing, you know it's but

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:49.719
<v Speaker 2>we have to end this interview because they had to

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 2>turn the air conditioner off for us to do the

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:55.960
<v Speaker 2>interview and then and now it's like it's gotten more. Yeah,

0:35:56.080 --> 0:35:57.000
<v Speaker 2>so I'm going to have to.

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Ask you to leave, to leave, Okay.

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much for being here. I will take

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>almost everything you said into consideration, and I will try

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 2>to maybe take a little more time out for my

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>own mental wellbeing in the future. Sincerely, Okay, all right, Pasha,

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Well Carl, I'm fixed, Rosie did it? Thank you for

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 2>being on the show. Rosie. That was eye opening. I

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:36.919
<v Speaker 2>hope I can evolve as a person. Look, God, that's

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:39.440
<v Speaker 2>a tough pill to swallow. I'll be doing stand up

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 2>in Reno and check out boyswearpink dot com if you

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 2>have a toddler in your life before we get out

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 2>of here. As you may know, I recorded my son

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 2>for one year of his life when he was three

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 2>years old. I recorded him telling me a bedtime story

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 2>every night that he just made up. And then Eddie

0:36:57.280 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 2>over there animated it. And now you're gonna watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>See you next week. Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One day, deep deep down, a bid who with a

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<v Speaker 2>bead Ryan and it would northern China. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>bad Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>The end.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not scary. This is a hole and there's a

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<v Speaker 2>big lion in it. Goofball