WEBVTT - Mobile Baptism

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it will be today's Strawberry Letters, Steve,

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't been in on a Strawberry letter for

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time, the subject for today is is my

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<v Speaker 1>husband the real King of Pranks? All right? But right now,

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<v Speaker 1>see I'm really got a problem with that right there,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you right now for well, I respond, Momah,

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<v Speaker 1>is my husband the real king of Is he the

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<v Speaker 1>real King of pranks? Okay, so right now the King

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<v Speaker 1>of pranks, the real King of pranks is here. Come on, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for us today? During this time? To

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<v Speaker 1>baptize some people? This is a mobile baptism bow pool. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, we uh

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<v Speaker 1>we we we got paid to actually come by and

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<v Speaker 1>do some serve assist to for for you by some

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<v Speaker 1>friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and

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<v Speaker 1>see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>some some services. What y'all plan on? Clenson gradu, which

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<v Speaker 1>I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got some friends that have actually spent a great

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<v Speaker 1>amount of money on you. And what we do is

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<v Speaker 1>um we have a Baptismal Own Wheels service. And what

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<v Speaker 1>we do is we go and we uh we baptized

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<v Speaker 1>people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's

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<v Speaker 1>a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which

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<v Speaker 1>actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we actually come to your home and we will

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<v Speaker 1>baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've people hostess he brother water again, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>spring Water, Springwater. What you wanted to come to a

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<v Speaker 1>house and give me a baptism in my front yard?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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<v Speaker 1>where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>what friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been baptized already. But from my understanding, sir, that but

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<v Speaker 1>then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises

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<v Speaker 1>and and and they seem to uh to believe that

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<v Speaker 1>you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all, that's all. It's all good. But I mean

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<v Speaker 1>things are I mean think that it made man. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up

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<v Speaker 1>with your pool in front of my house to say

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<v Speaker 1>you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when

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<v Speaker 1>some people are not able to go to the House

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<v Speaker 1>of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually

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<v Speaker 1>need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I

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<v Speaker 1>need convenience for you asking me to come to my

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<v Speaker 1>house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, if you really sit back and think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>does that make any sense to you? First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the

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<v Speaker 1>water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>and baptize me in front of my house. So what

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<v Speaker 1>is all that I ain't? Boy? This is this is

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<v Speaker 1>what your friends are talking about that don't give me

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't My players are telling you, man that anybody

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<v Speaker 1>which which one of my friends gonna work to me

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<v Speaker 1>and you to come to my damn out. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>my and my if I don't do let me that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even make any sense to me. You understand

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you who actually uh the liberty because of my damn

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<v Speaker 1>house can baptize me, but you can't tell me who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell's gonna see you? But you're not there? What

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<v Speaker 1>make come on? You don't even come on that that

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense? You do? Come on? That doesn't make me

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<v Speaker 1>no way an the world. I'm gonna allow you to

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<v Speaker 1>call and bring your prom in front of my house

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<v Speaker 1>and baptized me. Then I'm asking you ask and you

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<v Speaker 1>you suposed to be a pastor, you poposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a boat tied I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine is sending you? You know, letting you know

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be done. You'll tell you how that liberty, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>All I want to know basically, I've already been paid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm coming to Chizing men that time. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what, did you come to my house in

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<v Speaker 1>front of my drive You better bring the old congregation,

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<v Speaker 1>you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the

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<v Speaker 1>sisters and everybody else. Did you think I'm gonna got

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<v Speaker 1>tired of? This is the problem. This is what your

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<v Speaker 1>friends are talking about. This is why you need to

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<v Speaker 1>be baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood

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<v Speaker 1>of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with you is calling

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<v Speaker 1>me and let him out what they tell me. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to be back in front of my house. If

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be back, tip, don't get the only

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<v Speaker 1>water I go down to the church. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you come in front of my house making a hole circus.

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<v Speaker 1>We are afraid of some white sheets talking about to

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<v Speaker 1>bat as me for my understanding, from my understanding, for

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<v Speaker 1>my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunning this man. I can't go anywhere and get the water.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you coming here because you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna missing a Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>too because the phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I

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<v Speaker 1>know is I've been paid to do a job. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we

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<v Speaker 1>will baptize you before you go to work on two.

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<v Speaker 1>You will I tell you what you curing my standing

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting my

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<v Speaker 1>house telling me you would a battipe do. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a damn who paid you. You understand I will

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<v Speaker 1>trying your an awards matter stop now, bringing you your

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<v Speaker 1>teachers and anybody else. We're gonna haven't fool brought you that,

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<v Speaker 1>you understand. I get all of this anger and all

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<v Speaker 1>of this that these problems you have within you. We

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<v Speaker 1>are going to burge your body and get it out

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<v Speaker 1>your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, I call you brother. Swing water. Bring water

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam

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<v Speaker 1>who pays you, who calls you play? You know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna who I can't keep you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I want to say to

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<v Speaker 1>you when you listening. I gotta matter what I'm missing.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't got to say to me. I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand you ain't got thing I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Is you listen to me? Whatnot? This is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me

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<v Speaker 1>check your something. Man, let me tell you something, black ya,

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<v Speaker 1>I was about bread so mad that to heaven, I

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<v Speaker 1>was about to act a fool on y'all because y'all

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<v Speaker 1>would have showed creb. You understand me what y'all ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got better to do? Didn't sit around here and just

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<v Speaker 1>with people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought

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<v Speaker 1>y'all could give me with this when the hell goes

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<v Speaker 1>around tides of people away. That's like middles or will

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<v Speaker 1>baptized people with a point on the back. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>ask you something. What is the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey moment

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<v Speaker 1>the show. What y'all think a little baptized? I just

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<v Speaker 1>come about your high you know what I'm saying. Bring

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<v Speaker 1>you out to the truck, baptize you right there for

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<v Speaker 1>you go to work. What you think any baptize in

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<v Speaker 1>my church in the same How was he supposed to win?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he smarter? That was the last break. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about prank call right now. I'm just told the whole

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<v Speaker 1>show stupidity. Just look at what he really good at

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<v Speaker 1>and none of it intelligence. Okay, okay, let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this. Let me ask you something question. They asked me, um,

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<v Speaker 1>how ad you gotta be? What's the minimum agent to

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<v Speaker 1>be a run for president? Uh? Thirty five? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>big laughed at? What's the biggest land animal? Excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest land animal? What was your answer? Down? Salt? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you see him? Did they say what's the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>land animal of all time? That was the kids right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh said dinosaur. He got me and we laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>And the elephant. Oh that's why it would have been, right, sir. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject,

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<v Speaker 1>believe it or not, is is my husband the real

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<v Speaker 1>King of Pranks will be back.