Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it will be today's Strawberry Letters, Steve,
Speaker 1: if you haven't been in on a Strawberry letter for
Speaker 1: quite some time, the subject for today is is my
Speaker 1: husband the real King of Pranks? All right? But right now,
Speaker 1: see I'm really got a problem with that right there,
Speaker 1: I can tell you right now for well, I respond, Momah,
Speaker 1: is my husband the real king of Is he the
Speaker 1: real King of pranks? Okay, so right now the King
Speaker 1: of pranks, the real King of pranks is here. Come on, nephew,
Speaker 1: what you got for us today? During this time? To
Speaker 1: baptize some people? This is a mobile baptism bow pool. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing?
Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, we uh
Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and
Speaker 1: do some serve assist to for for you by some
Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and
Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh,
Speaker 1: some some services. What y'all plan on? Clenson gradu, which
Speaker 1: I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir,
Speaker 1: you've got some friends that have actually spent a great
Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is
Speaker 1: um we have a Baptismal Own Wheels service. And what
Speaker 1: we do is we go and we uh we baptized
Speaker 1: people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's
Speaker 1: a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a
Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which
Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,
Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will
Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
Speaker 1: So we've people hostess he brother water again, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: spring Water, Springwater. What you wanted to come to a
Speaker 1: house and give me a baptism in my front yard?
Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,
Speaker 1: what friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've
Speaker 1: been baptized already. But from my understanding, sir, that but
Speaker 1: then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises
Speaker 1: and and and they seem to uh to believe that
Speaker 1: you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,
Speaker 1: that's all, that's all. It's all good. But I mean
Speaker 1: things are I mean think that it made man. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh,
Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean
Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say
Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when
Speaker 1: some people are not able to go to the House
Speaker 1: of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making
Speaker 1: a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually
Speaker 1: need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I
Speaker 1: need convenience for you asking me to come to my
Speaker 1: house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway?
Speaker 1: Does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it,
Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? First of all,
Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the
Speaker 1: water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
Speaker 1: and baptize me in front of my house. So what
Speaker 1: is all that I ain't? Boy? This is this is
Speaker 1: what your friends are talking about that don't give me
Speaker 1: there wasn't My players are telling you, man that anybody
Speaker 1: which which one of my friends gonna work to me
Speaker 1: and you to come to my damn out. So I'm
Speaker 1: my and my if I don't do let me that
Speaker 1: you don't even make any sense to me. You understand
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
Speaker 1: you who actually uh the liberty because of my damn
Speaker 1: house can baptize me, but you can't tell me who
Speaker 1: the hell's gonna see you? But you're not there? What
Speaker 1: make come on? You don't even come on that that
Speaker 1: makes sense? You do? Come on? That doesn't make me
Speaker 1: no way an the world. I'm gonna allow you to
Speaker 1: call and bring your prom in front of my house
Speaker 1: and baptized me. Then I'm asking you ask and you
Speaker 1: you suposed to be a pastor, you poposed to be
Speaker 1: a boat tied I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend
Speaker 1: of mine is sending you? You know, letting you know
Speaker 1: I need to be done. You'll tell you how that liberty, sir?
Speaker 1: All I want to know basically, I've already been paid.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming to Chizing men that time. I'm going
Speaker 1: to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I
Speaker 1: tell you what, did you come to my house in
Speaker 1: front of my drive You better bring the old congregation,
Speaker 1: you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
Speaker 1: sisters and everybody else. Did you think I'm gonna got
Speaker 1: tired of? This is the problem. This is what your
Speaker 1: friends are talking about. This is why you need to
Speaker 1: be baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood
Speaker 1: of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to
Speaker 1: be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's
Speaker 1: wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with you is calling
Speaker 1: me and let him out what they tell me. I
Speaker 1: need to be back in front of my house. If
Speaker 1: I need to be back, tip, don't get the only
Speaker 1: water I go down to the church. I don't need
Speaker 1: you come in front of my house making a hole circus.
Speaker 1: We are afraid of some white sheets talking about to
Speaker 1: bat as me for my understanding, from my understanding, for
Speaker 1: my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month.
Speaker 1: Sunning this man. I can't go anywhere and get the water.
Speaker 1: I don't need you coming here because you're telling me
Speaker 1: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna missing a Sunday
Speaker 1: too because the phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I
Speaker 1: know is I've been paid to do a job. I
Speaker 1: will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we
Speaker 1: will baptize you before you go to work on two.
Speaker 1: You will I tell you what you curing my standing
Speaker 1: o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting my
Speaker 1: house telling me you would a battipe do. I don't
Speaker 1: give a damn who paid you. You understand I will
Speaker 1: trying your an awards matter stop now, bringing you your
Speaker 1: teachers and anybody else. We're gonna haven't fool brought you that,
Speaker 1: you understand. I get all of this anger and all
Speaker 1: of this that these problems you have within you. We
Speaker 1: are going to burge your body and get it out
Speaker 1: your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I
Speaker 1: tell you, I call you brother. Swing water. Bring water
Speaker 1: you're gonna get Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam
Speaker 1: who pays you, who calls you play? You know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna who I can't keep you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to
Speaker 1: you when you listening. I gotta matter what I'm missing.
Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: You understand you ain't got thing I want to say
Speaker 1: to you? Is you listen to me? Whatnot? This is
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me
Speaker 1: check your something. Man, let me tell you something, black ya,
Speaker 1: I was about bread so mad that to heaven, I
Speaker 1: was about to act a fool on y'all because y'all
Speaker 1: would have showed creb. You understand me what y'all ain't
Speaker 1: got better to do? Didn't sit around here and just
Speaker 1: with people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought
Speaker 1: y'all could give me with this when the hell goes
Speaker 1: around tides of people away. That's like middles or will
Speaker 1: baptized people with a point on the back. I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you something. What is the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey moment
Speaker 1: the show. What y'all think a little baptized? I just
Speaker 1: come about your high you know what I'm saying. Bring
Speaker 1: you out to the truck, baptize you right there for
Speaker 1: you go to work. What you think any baptize in
Speaker 1: my church in the same How was he supposed to win?
Speaker 1: Is he smarter? That was the last break. We're talking
Speaker 1: about prank call right now. I'm just told the whole
Speaker 1: show stupidity. Just look at what he really good at
Speaker 1: and none of it intelligence. Okay, okay, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. Let me ask you something question. They asked me, um,
Speaker 1: how ad you gotta be? What's the minimum agent to
Speaker 1: be a run for president? Uh? Thirty five? What's the
Speaker 1: big laughed at? What's the biggest land animal? Excuse me,
Speaker 1: the biggest land animal? What was your answer? Down? Salt? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you see him? Did they say what's the biggest
Speaker 1: land animal of all time? That was the kids right there?
Speaker 1: Uh huh said dinosaur. He got me and we laughed.
Speaker 1: And the elephant. Oh that's why it would have been, right, sir. Yes.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, is is my husband the real
Speaker 1: King of Pranks will be back.