1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,519 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: four minutes after it will be today's Strawberry Letters, Steve, 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: if you haven't been in on a Strawberry letter for 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: quite some time, the subject for today is is my 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: husband the real King of Pranks? All right? But right now, 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 1: see I'm really got a problem with that right there, 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: I can tell you right now for well, I respond, Momah, 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: is my husband the real king of Is he the 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: real King of pranks? Okay, so right now the King 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: of pranks, the real King of pranks is here. Come on, nephew, 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: what you got for us today? During this time? To 12 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 1: baptize some people? This is a mobile baptism bow pool. Hello, Hello, 13 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson. How are you doing? 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, we uh 15 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: do some serve assist to for for you by some 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh, 19 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: some some services. What y'all plan on? Clenson gradu, which 20 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: I do? What kind of services you have? Actually, sir, 21 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 1: you've got some friends that have actually spent a great 22 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is 23 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: um we have a Baptismal Own Wheels service. And what 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: we do is we go and we uh we baptized 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a 27 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which 28 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it, 29 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will 30 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again. 31 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: So we've people hostess he brother water again, I'm sorry, 32 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 1: spring Water, Springwater. What you wanted to come to a 33 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 1: house and give me a baptism in my front yard? 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive 35 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend, 36 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: what friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've 37 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: been baptized already. But from my understanding, sir, that but 38 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: then that you you've had some some bumps and bruises 39 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: and and and they seem to uh to believe that 40 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, 41 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: that's all, that's all. It's all good. But I mean 42 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: things are I mean think that it made man. I mean, 43 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, Uh, 44 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean 45 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up 46 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say 47 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,839 Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any 48 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sir. Sometimes when 49 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: some people are not able to go to the House 50 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: of the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making 51 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: a lot more convenient for you. But we can actually 52 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: need no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I 53 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: need convenience for you asking me to come to my 54 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 1: house on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway? 55 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: Does that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, 56 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it, 57 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? First of all, 58 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's that's brother spring water. But 59 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the 60 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make 61 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood 62 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: and baptize me in front of my house. So what 63 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: is all that I ain't? Boy? This is this is 64 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: what your friends are talking about that don't give me 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: there wasn't My players are telling you, man that anybody 66 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: which which one of my friends gonna work to me 67 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: and you to come to my damn out. So I'm 68 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: my and my if I don't do let me that 69 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 1: you don't even make any sense to me. You understand 70 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell 71 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: you who actually uh the liberty because of my damn 72 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: house can baptize me, but you can't tell me who 73 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: the hell's gonna see you? But you're not there? What 74 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: make come on? You don't even come on that that 75 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: makes sense? You do? Come on? That doesn't make me 76 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: no way an the world. I'm gonna allow you to 77 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: call and bring your prom in front of my house 78 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: and baptized me. Then I'm asking you ask and you 79 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: you suposed to be a pastor, you poposed to be 80 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: a boat tied I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend 81 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: of mine is sending you? You know, letting you know 82 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: I need to be done. You'll tell you how that liberty, sir? 83 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: All I want to know basically, I've already been paid. 84 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming to Chizing men that time. I'm going 85 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man, I 86 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: tell you what, did you come to my house in 87 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: front of my drive You better bring the old congregation, 88 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: you understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the 89 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: sisters and everybody else. Did you think I'm gonna got 90 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: tired of? This is the problem. This is what your 91 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,919 Speaker 1: friends are talking about. This is why you need to 92 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: be baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood 93 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: of the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to 94 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 1: be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's 95 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with you is calling 96 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: me and let him out what they tell me. I 97 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: need to be back in front of my house. If 98 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 1: I need to be back, tip, don't get the only 99 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: water I go down to the church. I don't need 100 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 1: you come in front of my house making a hole circus. 101 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: We are afraid of some white sheets talking about to 102 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: bat as me for my understanding, from my understanding, for 103 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sundays already this month. 104 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: Sunning this man. I can't go anywhere and get the water. 105 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: I don't need you coming here because you're telling me 106 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm gonna missing a Sunday 107 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 1: too because the phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I 108 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: know is I've been paid to do a job. I 109 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we 110 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: will baptize you before you go to work on two. 111 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,679 Speaker 1: You will I tell you what you curing my standing 112 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,559 Speaker 1: o'clock and morning, I swell on your lord, I'm gonna 113 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting my 114 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 1: house telling me you would a battipe do. I don't 115 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: give a damn who paid you. You understand I will 116 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: trying your an awards matter stop now, bringing you your 117 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,040 Speaker 1: teachers and anybody else. We're gonna haven't fool brought you that, 118 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: you understand. I get all of this anger and all 119 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: of this that these problems you have within you. We 120 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: are going to burge your body and get it out 121 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: your system. I don't want your pleas to me. I 122 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: tell you, I call you brother. Swing water. Bring water 123 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna get Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam 124 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 1: who pays you, who calls you play? You know I'm 125 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,119 Speaker 1: gonna who I can't keep you. I'm gonna trying y'all safe. 126 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to 127 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: you when you listening. I gotta matter what I'm missing. 128 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I gotta go. 129 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: You understand you ain't got thing I want to say 130 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 1: to you? Is you listen to me? Whatnot? This is 131 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just 132 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me 133 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: check your something. Man, let me tell you something, black ya, 134 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 1: I was about bread so mad that to heaven, I 135 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: was about to act a fool on y'all because y'all 136 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: would have showed creb. You understand me what y'all ain't 137 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: got better to do? Didn't sit around here and just 138 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: with people during their day. Man, I ain't never thought 139 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: y'all could give me with this when the hell goes 140 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: around tides of people away. That's like middles or will 141 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: baptized people with a point on the back. I gotta 142 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: ask you something. What is the baddest radio show in 143 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: the land? Man? You know it's the Steve Harvey moment 144 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: the show. What y'all think a little baptized? I just 145 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: come about your high you know what I'm saying. Bring 146 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: you out to the truck, baptize you right there for 147 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: you go to work. What you think any baptize in 148 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: my church in the same How was he supposed to win? 149 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: Is he smarter? That was the last break. We're talking 150 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: about prank call right now. I'm just told the whole 151 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: show stupidity. Just look at what he really good at 152 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: and none of it intelligence. Okay, okay, let me ask 153 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 1: you this. Let me ask you something question. They asked me, um, 154 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: how ad you gotta be? What's the minimum agent to 155 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: be a run for president? Uh? Thirty five? What's the 156 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: big laughed at? What's the biggest land animal? Excuse me, 157 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: the biggest land animal? What was your answer? Down? Salt? Yeah, 158 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: so you see him? Did they say what's the biggest 159 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 1: land animal of all time? That was the kids right there? 160 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: Uh huh said dinosaur. He got me and we laughed. 161 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: And the elephant. Oh that's why it would have been, right, sir. Yes. 162 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject, 163 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: believe it or not, is is my husband the real 164 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: King of Pranks will be back.