WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is it's so wild he pulled a hamstring.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not what you think. We'll find out about it

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<v Speaker 1>just a few because right now it is time for

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got

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<v Speaker 1>for is Tommy.

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<v Speaker 2>We've all done it. Nobody probably will admit it. The

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<v Speaker 2>title of this is can you bring me some paper?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you bring me some paper? We've all come on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't, don't, don't get brand new on me. We've

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<v Speaker 2>all done it. Everybody went in there and check. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you pray me some paper? Let's go catch.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, I'm trying to Charles. Looking for Charles?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this choy not Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? Listen, I'm you by?

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<v Speaker 3>What am I speaking with?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry? It's gotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for Rita.

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<v Speaker 3>See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she

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<v Speaker 3>was going out of town. What can I do for you? Brother?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, y'all down the way, man, y'all, I'm in

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<v Speaker 4>the house, both our houses.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Now she loved me a number man, love me,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all know me.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she.

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<v Speaker 4>Loved Miss Dars. No, I try to call Miss Darks,

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<v Speaker 4>but then nobody answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Rita

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<v Speaker 3>said she was gonna be gone for a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>So you say you down there right right right? And

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<v Speaker 4>she told me if I got an emergency anything, that

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<v Speaker 4>I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,

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<v Speaker 4>right right, okay, are you are you busy right now? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife

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<v Speaker 3>from dinner and got some meat on the grill. But

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<v Speaker 3>other than that, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to

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<v Speaker 4>help me out with something right quick? Or you got

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<v Speaker 4>you got time for that? Well, like I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>in the middle of cooking. If there's something I can

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<v Speaker 4>help you with, I you know, I don't mind coming

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<v Speaker 4>down there and showing you doing whatever it is that

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<v Speaker 4>we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would you out and now?

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<v Speaker 4>Any paper man?

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<v Speaker 3>Any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. You're trying.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean some paper. You have some paper? What

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<v Speaker 3>notebook paper?

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<v Speaker 4>No? See man, listen Charlie, Like I said, my name's gotted. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself

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<v Speaker 4>in this situation here down here, read the house man,

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<v Speaker 4>and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually

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<v Speaker 4>and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here. Dog.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying you want me to bring you some

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<v Speaker 3>toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My

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<v Speaker 4>legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my my,

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<v Speaker 4>my whole little body. Man, from butt down, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>feel nothing, man, my feet, everything that went to sleep

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<v Speaker 4>on me.

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<v Speaker 3>Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the

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<v Speaker 3>house saying he wants me to bring his paper because

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<v Speaker 3>he can't got numb sitting on a TuS man. Look

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<v Speaker 3>at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I

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<v Speaker 3>wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell you ain't about four hours a don

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just run down here right quickly? I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>the back door open. I have to say, Man, I

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<v Speaker 3>understand all that you're saying. But like I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of cooking for my wife. We having

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<v Speaker 3>a little special occasion because our kids and stuff gone,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't leave her like that just to come

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<v Speaker 3>bring you know taper. Now, what I can tell you

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<v Speaker 3>to do is if DA got one of them toils

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<v Speaker 3>or something down.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling

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<v Speaker 3>me to help you, and you acting like I caused

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<v Speaker 3>you to not have no guy?

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<v Speaker 4>You the hanta I got all I'm asking for. Just

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<v Speaker 4>ain't gonna take no more but two three minute run

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<v Speaker 4>down here right quick and bring the paper man and

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<v Speaker 4>then you get on back to your dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what you was kind like what you need to do? Brother?

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<v Speaker 3>You said you had emergency. I thought the house or

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<v Speaker 3>the dog that got out, or h you had locked

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<v Speaker 3>yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down

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<v Speaker 3>there and bring you know tay me because that don't

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<v Speaker 3>sound like emergency. That sounds like some personals. And furthermore,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in the bathroom, just jump shout your clothes and

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<v Speaker 3>getting the shout on white.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not fein the dog that's like I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>numb right now, man, I need some help.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on. So you want me to come down there

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<v Speaker 3>and bring you some toilet papers and pick your numb.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't get up out the tiller if I want

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<v Speaker 3>to help you things this day.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, that don't

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<v Speaker 3>sound like emergency. It seems like a little quick fix.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your drawers and white your drawers. So go get

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<v Speaker 3>you some mos. I mean, I'm not senna walk four

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<v Speaker 3>houses down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs,

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<v Speaker 3>no high.

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<v Speaker 4>How you gonna get up and open the door. The

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<v Speaker 4>back door is over All you gotta do is come

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<v Speaker 4>in here and reaching him and pass me and roll

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<v Speaker 4>the paper.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I'm asking you to do, mister Charlett.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there

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<v Speaker 3>and bring you no table. I'm not gonna bring.

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<v Speaker 4>You bring me some paper down here, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You know man to say, Man, who the hell you

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<v Speaker 3>think you hollering at? You need me? I don't need

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<v Speaker 3>you or won't you to do something?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? You see I'm sitting in a situation. Noarda left

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<v Speaker 4>y'all number that y'all will help me while I'm down

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<v Speaker 4>there house watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Man just cheers. Crazy baby man, what why don't you

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you that I was in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>fixing me and my wife from dinner, and you come

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<v Speaker 3>calling me talking about some paper man. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear no spy, no doubt, and I ain't coming

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<v Speaker 3>down there to bring you no paper man.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? Look like I told you before I ask him,

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<v Speaker 3>bring you no paper down there. We don't wipe no

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<v Speaker 3>on this street.

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<v Speaker 4>Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave

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<v Speaker 4>me here.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring

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<v Speaker 3>no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible

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<v Speaker 3>when he going into a restroom. That sound like a

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<v Speaker 3>personal problem.

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<v Speaker 4>You you too wrong for that, just situ wait said

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<v Speaker 4>though this is an emergency, man, Man.

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<v Speaker 3>That don't sound in no burgency. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>personal problem that you got going on.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, Jean, when I get off of here, man,

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<v Speaker 4>be off with I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Give a about you being man. Matter fact, soon as

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<v Speaker 3>you get your cook out of there, you so, man,

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<v Speaker 3>you come on down here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down

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<v Speaker 4>there the way. I am just like this hell and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in

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<v Speaker 4>a situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Will bring your tomb.

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<v Speaker 4>I got one more thing I need to say to

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<v Speaker 4>you that I'm gonna do. Is you listening?

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<v Speaker 3>Rido tongue? I got some snake skin shoes that fit

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<v Speaker 3>right up, clean up on it all.

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<v Speaker 4>I got one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What

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<v Speaker 3>what you got to say? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got pranked by your neighbor reader.

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<v Speaker 3>Anxious damn cat from the radio station. Is this timing

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<v Speaker 3>from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm a whoop reader

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<v Speaker 3>that got you? Called? My man? You had me house

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<v Speaker 3>going to come down there, man and boy show down

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<v Speaker 3>and whoop. You better be glad. I'm easy. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>believe it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 4>What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 4>baddest radio show in the last the Steve.

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<v Speaker 3>Harvey Show, y'all playing practical joke, folks man, and now

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<v Speaker 3>you have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you bring me some paper? When last time y'all

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<v Speaker 2>did that? On last time you scream out that door,

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<v Speaker 2>crack that door and screamed out. You ain't done that

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<v Speaker 2>in a minute. Ain't nobody before you sit down.

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<v Speaker 5>To close that Yeah, you know you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Running there to herry sometime.

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<v Speaker 5>Ain't around No, no, what uh? I got to locate

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<v Speaker 5>that toilet tissue, your supplies before the time.

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<v Speaker 6>And if I'm at somebody house, I'll just drive home.

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<v Speaker 6>I just I ain't finna do this. I'm not finn

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<v Speaker 6>to go in here and have you shipping this way

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<v Speaker 6>about me when I leave. You're not gonna be disgusting

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<v Speaker 6>me when I when I walk out there.

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<v Speaker 5>As soon as I get in the car, they all

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<v Speaker 5>shut the door and go I'll beat damn Lord or mighty,

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<v Speaker 5>have you been in there? You're not going there? Just

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<v Speaker 5>go down the hallway. I'm not going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>What if it if it hits you though, and you

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<v Speaker 2>just ain't nothing you can do though, Ana.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell you something. No, no, no, I got to go

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<v Speaker 6>to house. No, don't hit me like that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>If you can't make it, I'm going. I'm gonna make

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<v Speaker 5>it to the house. I don't moments, but we're not

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<v Speaker 5>gonna be then when when they when they're gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>at another home that's not your house. No we not no,

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<v Speaker 5>no no.

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<v Speaker 6>I had a partner that when he whenever he went

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<v Speaker 6>to the bathroom, his mama made him go to the

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<v Speaker 6>gas station.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 5>We used to see him walking up there all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember this, Robert, Robert, where you going. I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 3>He ain't.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not live. You gotta go to the Robert had

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<v Speaker 5>to go to Gaston all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject

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<v Speaker 1>it's so wild he pulled a hamstring. We'll get into that,

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to Harvey Morning Show.