Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is it's so wild he pulled a hamstring.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 1: It's not what you think. We'll find out about it
Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got
Speaker 1: for is Tommy.
Speaker 2: We've all done it. Nobody probably will admit it. The
Speaker 2: title of this is can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 2: Can you bring me some paper? We've all come on that.
Speaker 2: Don't don't, don't, don't get brand new on me. We've
Speaker 2: all done it. Everybody went in there and check. Can
Speaker 2: you pray me some paper? Let's go catch.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to Charles. Looking for Charles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this choy not Can I help you?
Speaker 4: Hey? Listen, I'm you by?
Speaker 3: What am I speaking with?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? It's gotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for Rita.
Speaker 3: See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she
Speaker 3: was going out of town. What can I do for you? Brother?
Speaker 4: I thought, y'all down the way, man, y'all, I'm in
Speaker 4: the house, both our houses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.
Speaker 4: Okay. Now she loved me a number man, love me,
Speaker 4: y'all know me.
Speaker 3: And then she.
Speaker 4: Loved Miss Dars. No, I try to call Miss Darks,
Speaker 4: but then nobody answer the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Rita
Speaker 3: said she was gonna be gone for a minute.
Speaker 4: So you say you down there right right right? And
Speaker 4: she told me if I got an emergency anything, that
Speaker 4: I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,
Speaker 4: right right, okay, are you are you busy right now? Man?
Speaker 3: Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
Speaker 3: from dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
Speaker 3: other than that, you.
Speaker 4: Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to
Speaker 4: help me out with something right quick? Or you got
Speaker 4: you got time for that? Well, like I said, I'm
Speaker 4: in the middle of cooking. If there's something I can
Speaker 4: help you with, I you know, I don't mind coming
Speaker 4: down there and showing you doing whatever it is that
Speaker 4: we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would you out and now?
Speaker 4: Any paper man?
Speaker 3: Any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. You're trying.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news.
Speaker 3: But I mean some paper. You have some paper? What
Speaker 3: notebook paper?
Speaker 4: No? See man, listen Charlie, Like I said, my name's gotted. Man,
Speaker 4: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
Speaker 4: in this situation here down here, read the house man,
Speaker 4: and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually
Speaker 4: and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here. Dog.
Speaker 3: So you're saying you want me to bring you some
Speaker 3: toilet paper.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My
Speaker 4: legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my my,
Speaker 4: my whole little body. Man, from butt down, I can't
Speaker 4: feel nothing, man, my feet, everything that went to sleep
Speaker 4: on me.
Speaker 3: Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the
Speaker 3: house saying he wants me to bring his paper because
Speaker 3: he can't got numb sitting on a TuS man. Look
Speaker 3: at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I
Speaker 3: wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: I can't tell you ain't about four hours a don
Speaker 3: Can you just run down here right quickly? I'm in
Speaker 3: the back door open. I have to say, Man, I
Speaker 3: understand all that you're saying. But like I said, I'm
Speaker 3: in the middle of cooking for my wife. We having
Speaker 3: a little special occasion because our kids and stuff gone,
Speaker 3: and I can't leave her like that just to come
Speaker 3: bring you know taper. Now, what I can tell you
Speaker 3: to do is if DA got one of them toils
Speaker 3: or something down.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 3: Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling
Speaker 3: me to help you, and you acting like I caused
Speaker 3: you to not have no guy?
Speaker 4: You the hanta I got all I'm asking for. Just
Speaker 4: ain't gonna take no more but two three minute run
Speaker 4: down here right quick and bring the paper man and
Speaker 4: then you get on back to your dinner.
Speaker 3: Well, what you was kind like what you need to do? Brother?
Speaker 3: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
Speaker 3: the dog that got out, or h you had locked
Speaker 3: yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down
Speaker 3: there and bring you know tay me because that don't
Speaker 3: sound like emergency. That sounds like some personals. And furthermore,
Speaker 3: you're in the bathroom, just jump shout your clothes and
Speaker 3: getting the shout on white.
Speaker 4: I'm not fein the dog that's like I said, I'm
Speaker 4: numb right now, man, I need some help.
Speaker 3: It's on. So you want me to come down there
Speaker 3: and bring you some toilet papers and pick your numb.
Speaker 3: You can't get up out the tiller if I want
Speaker 3: to help you things this day.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency.
Speaker 3: Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, that don't
Speaker 3: sound like emergency. It seems like a little quick fix.
Speaker 3: Get your drawers and white your drawers. So go get
Speaker 3: you some mos. I mean, I'm not senna walk four
Speaker 3: houses down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs,
Speaker 3: no high.
Speaker 4: How you gonna get up and open the door. The
Speaker 4: back door is over All you gotta do is come
Speaker 4: in here and reaching him and pass me and roll
Speaker 4: the paper.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm asking you to do, mister Charlett.
Speaker 3: I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there
Speaker 3: and bring you no table. I'm not gonna bring.
Speaker 4: You bring me some paper down here, man.
Speaker 3: You know man to say, Man, who the hell you
Speaker 3: think you hollering at? You need me? I don't need
Speaker 3: you or won't you to do something?
Speaker 4: Man? You see I'm sitting in a situation. Noarda left
Speaker 4: y'all number that y'all will help me while I'm down
Speaker 4: there house watching.
Speaker 3: Man just cheers. Crazy baby man, what why don't you
Speaker 3: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper.
Speaker 3: I told you that I was in the middle of
Speaker 3: fixing me and my wife from dinner, and you come
Speaker 3: calling me talking about some paper man. I don't want
Speaker 3: to hear no spy, no doubt, and I ain't coming
Speaker 3: down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 4: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?
Speaker 3: Man? Look like I told you before I ask him,
Speaker 3: bring you no paper down there. We don't wipe no
Speaker 3: on this street.
Speaker 4: Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave
Speaker 4: me here.
Speaker 3: And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring
Speaker 3: no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible
Speaker 3: when he going into a restroom. That sound like a
Speaker 3: personal problem.
Speaker 4: You you too wrong for that, just situ wait said
Speaker 4: though this is an emergency, man, Man.
Speaker 3: That don't sound in no burgency. That sounds like a
Speaker 3: personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 4: Come on, Jean, when I get off of here, man,
Speaker 4: be off with I don't.
Speaker 3: Give a about you being man. Matter fact, soon as
Speaker 3: you get your cook out of there, you so, man,
Speaker 3: you come on down here.
Speaker 4: I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down
Speaker 4: there the way. I am just like this hell and
Speaker 4: I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in
Speaker 4: a situation.
Speaker 3: Will bring your tomb.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I need to say to
Speaker 4: you that I'm gonna do. Is you listening?
Speaker 3: Rido tongue? I got some snake skin shoes that fit
Speaker 3: right up, clean up on it all.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing.
Speaker 3: Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What
Speaker 3: what you got to say? Man?
Speaker 4: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your neighbor reader.
Speaker 3: Anxious damn cat from the radio station. Is this timing
Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm a whoop reader
Speaker 3: that got you? Called? My man? You had me house
Speaker 3: going to come down there, man and boy show down
Speaker 3: and whoop. You better be glad. I'm easy. I can't
Speaker 3: believe it.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
Speaker 4: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the last the Steve.
Speaker 3: Harvey Show, y'all playing practical joke, folks man, and now
Speaker 3: you have it?
Speaker 2: Can you bring me some paper? When last time y'all
Speaker 2: did that? On last time you scream out that door,
Speaker 2: crack that door and screamed out. You ain't done that
Speaker 2: in a minute. Ain't nobody before you sit down.
Speaker 5: To close that Yeah, you know you're.
Speaker 2: Running there to herry sometime.
Speaker 5: Ain't around No, no, what uh? I got to locate
Speaker 5: that toilet tissue, your supplies before the time.
Speaker 6: And if I'm at somebody house, I'll just drive home.
Speaker 6: I just I ain't finna do this. I'm not finn
Speaker 6: to go in here and have you shipping this way
Speaker 6: about me when I leave. You're not gonna be disgusting
Speaker 6: me when I when I walk out there.
Speaker 5: As soon as I get in the car, they all
Speaker 5: shut the door and go I'll beat damn Lord or mighty,
Speaker 5: have you been in there? You're not going there? Just
Speaker 5: go down the hallway. I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: What if it if it hits you though, and you
Speaker 2: just ain't nothing you can do though, Ana.
Speaker 6: Tell you something. No, no, no, I got to go
Speaker 6: to house. No, don't hit me like that. I don't know.
Speaker 5: If you can't make it, I'm going. I'm gonna make
Speaker 5: it to the house. I don't moments, but we're not
Speaker 5: gonna be then when when they when they're gonna be
Speaker 5: at another home that's not your house. No we not no,
Speaker 5: no no.
Speaker 6: I had a partner that when he whenever he went
Speaker 6: to the bathroom, his mama made him go to the
Speaker 6: gas station.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: We used to see him walking up there all the time.
Speaker 5: I remember this, Robert, Robert, where you going. I'll be back.
Speaker 3: He ain't.
Speaker 5: It's not live. You gotta go to the Robert had
Speaker 5: to go to Gaston all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject
Speaker 1: it's so wild he pulled a hamstring. We'll get into that,
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're
Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show.